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Server slaps %s in the face with a rotten old fish.
Server beats %s to death with a 12" black rubber dildo.
Server whacks %s about with the ugly stick for a while, only to realise that its not achieving anything.
Server cuts %s's heart out with a spoon
Server slaps %s around a bit with a large trout
Server cuts %s's heart out with a spoon
Server stabs %s in the heart with his sword, "at least i didn't use a spoon"
Server gives %s a huge pile of monopoly monies!
Server slaps %s around with a large trout.
Server slaps %s around a bit with the remains of a big Smelly Trout!
Server slaps a large trout around a bit with %s, now you know how it feels.
Server grabs the trout from %s, and kicks him/her in the balls, HOWS IT FEEL HUH?
Server slaps %s around with a big bucket of fish.
Server drops an Acme Anvil on %s .
Server slaps %s around with a glove.
Server slaps %s around with an armoured glove.
Server hacks into %s's computer and slaps %s up side the head with a rubber chicken!
Server sends %s to the Arctic in Upper Canada and lets %s freeze to death with the penguins!
Server runs up behind %s and gives him a wedgeeeeeeeeeee. Feel better NOW ?????
Server grabs %s's underwear, pulls it over %s's head...   Now you look much better. The brown stain accentuates the shoes.
Server slaps %s around a bit with a wet noddle.
Server thinks the only way %s can look better is with a bottle of vodka and a joint.
Server thinks that %s REALLY needs a BATH... :)
Server slaps %s to wake em up..
Server slaps %s over the head with a fluffy pillow.
Server slaps %s about the head and shoulders with a rubber chicken.
Server slaps %s's face so hard, %s has to walk backwards from now on to see where he/she is going.
Server slaps some sense into %s with a red brick.
Server hits %s in the head with a sledge hammer and then hands him an Aspirin!
Server gives %s a dozen GoldFish, who then takes them and swallows them, one by one.
Server whips %s with a wet noodle!
Server warns %s, don't make the same mistake your parents did.. use birth control.
Server nails %s in the calves with an iron pipe.
Server pops %s in the side of the head with a baseball bat.
Server takes out a fork.. | me approaches .. | me rams the fork up %s's nose.
Server slaps %s with a fire hose!
Server slaps %s with a huge law suit!
Server slaps %s with a great big, wet, 100%% rubber DUCK!
Server slaps %s with a gallon of hot fudge covered ice cream topped with peanut butter M&M's, runs over with a spoon and gives a devilish gleam.
Server slaps %s with a large squid.. I hope you like seafood.
Server says keep it up %s I'll pee on your leg!
Server shoves an old boot down %s's throat just to keep %s quiet!
Server Baps %s with a soft feather pillow full of drake feathers
Server whips %s on the {{BUTT}} really  hard!!!
HEY %s!!: {{{{{{{ Bite Me }}}}}}}.
Server yells at %s Hey!!! Shut up or I'll rip your arm off and beat you with it!!!
Server harnesses up %s as a horse to my chariot and then drives you around the arena with a whip !!!
Server shakes (_/_)~(_I_)~(_\_)~(_I_)~(_/_)~ WOOOOOO at %s Kiss my Booty; You Crazy Fool!!!
Server warns %s, Careful, or I'll STOMP ya like a (:Ï:) BUG!!
Server uses his karate and nails %s in the head.
Server asks %s do you feel lucky? Well do ya.. punk?
Server uses my super human powers and rains lightning down on %s
Server doesn't think %s knows who they are messing with.
Server sneaks into %s's place & replaces the computer with an 8088 processor with no sound card, no CD-Rom drive, a 20 Meg HD, 512k RAM, 1200 baud modem & a monochrome monitor!
Server sneaks over to %s's house and puts some LSD into %s's glass of Coke!
Server throws a bucket of ICE water over the toilet stall door and hits %s!
Server kicks %s in da nuts.
Server slaps %s . with a large dildo
Server hits %s so hard that his/her kids will be born dizzy!
Server yells RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, %s is here. NEED I say more!!!!!!!
Server throws an irate skunk into %s's lap
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Server tells %s: Roses are red, violets are blue.. I was made beautiful, what the hell happened to you?
Server tells %s Yep.  I'd say you're almost as interesting as the corn flakes I had for breakfast this morning.
Server tells %s, the only difference between your mother and a subway is that not EVERYBODY has ridden a subway.
Server says your mom is like an elevator %s, if you push the right button she'll go down on you!
Server says your mom is like a shotgun %s, one cock and she's ready to blow.
Server says your mom is like a race car %s, she can burn four rubbers in one night but she is going to have to pay me.
Server says Yo momma is so fat %s anyone can turn her on.
Server tells %s when I see a christmas card that says "Ho-Ho-Ho!" %s, I know to address it to your mom.
Server asks if that is an accent %s, or is that your mouth just full of sperm?
Server says if I would had 10 bucks %s, I could have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
Server says you're like a light switch %s, even a little kid can turn you on.
Server says to %s, your mom is so fat that she had to get baptized at sea world!
Server tells %s, your mom is so fat that she's got more chins than a chinese phone book
Server says your mom is so fat %s that you gotta grease the tub to get her in the bath!
Server asks %s a favor. When you get a chance: would you tell your mom that starting tomorrow night, she is going to have to pay me.
Your mom is so fat %s, she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Server patches %s up with a band-aid (:::::[::::]:::::), "Now you be careful next time"
Server hands %s a rose @>--'--,--
Server hugs %s.
Server slaps %s around a bit with a large trout
Its not like you can shake me and make my passwords fall on the floor.
You don't want to hack this server, you want to go home and rethink your life.
There are much easier targets out there, shoo.
Go grab a coffee, you'll be at this for a while.
Is this really what you wanted to do when you were a kid?
Are you realizing your dreams?
You've got to build bypasses