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The sad thing about IPv6 jokes is that almost no one understands them and no one is using them yet.
What's up with the jokes... Give it a REST, guys...
The worst thing about  is that you get the broadcast even if you really don't give a shit!
The best thing about proprietary protocol jokes is REDACTED.
The bad thing about Turing machine jokes is you never can tell when they're over
RFC1918 jokes are inside jokes
The worst part of SSH jokes is that, even when they're not funny, you suck it up and just pretend they were anyway.
I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke, but the good ones were all already exhausted.
The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don't care if you get them or not.
The worst thing about Perl jokes is that next morning you can't understand why they seemed so funny.
My favorite are DOM XSS jokes... so subtle that most people never get them
I don't make SQLi jokes myself, I get them FROM USERS
The bad thing about HTML DOM jokes is that everyone has their own interpretations, so you have to tell them 9000 different ways.
The problem with GIS jokes is that you really had to be there
The worst part about token ring jokes is that if someone starts telling one while you are telling yours, all joking stops.
What did the one smtp server say to the other? ... You had me at EHLO!
The issue with IPv6 jokes is that no one is using them yet
The awesome thing about BGP jokes is that the intended audience will likely get them, one way or another.
The bad thing about RIP jokes is they often leave everyone near you in a stunned silence.
Everybody loves MitM jokes. Well, everybody except Alice and Bob that is.
The great thing about SQL transaction jokes is that once you BEGIN, you can ROLLBACK if nobody gets them.
The SYN flood attack : "knock knock. who's there? knock knock. who's there? knock knock. who's there? ..."
People who tell routing jokes always exceed their time-to-live.
The problem with mutex jokes is that they're race-ist.
The sweet thing about PXE jokes: 10.10.34.2/pxelinux.0
The problem with Ruby jokes is they ask to not be repeated.
Order best is tell that The you thing can about jokes BitTorrent  them in any.
the problem with RSA jokes is, they get stolen before one can tell 'em (corrected the typo)
I would tweet a joke about CSRF if you hadn't just done so yourself
The problem with telling a boolean joke is that everyone wants to know if it's true or false.
The problem with SWIFT jokes is that they can be so damn expensive if you screw them up.
The lame thing about script kid comedy is that someone else writes all their jokes for them; they just deliver the lines.
The great thing about BGP jokes ? Anyone can claim they are their own, all you can do is hope your neighbours like them
The problem with git jokes is everyone has their own version.
Every Inception joke was a TOR joke first.
Who wants serial killers when you can have much faster parallel killers? With Centronics ports!
IGMP joke; please retweet.
How do you keep a UDP client in suspense?
There's more than one way to tell a Perl joke, but only one of the ways actually is understandable.
You won't find an IPX joke funny unless its framed correctly
There... There is... There is nothing... There is nothing funny about path MTU detection.
The trouble with GSM jokes is finding the right frequency in which to tell them.
The problem with SPML jokes is that Google, Salesforce and Ping think they can create a simpler version
Spy vs spy. RS-232 vs MI6. Who you going to call? Baud, James Baud.
The problem with TCPIP jokes is that when I tell them, all I want is an ACK but usually get FINs and RSTs
LPR jokes are always on the line
ARP jokes are often gratuitous.
Bad thing about BGP jokes is you never know if its a joke
RAID joke are always redundant
PPP jokes are always between two people
NTP jokes are always on time
ASCII jokes need no ANSI.
Everyone gets a broadcast joke
The problem with TCP jokes is that people keep retelling them slower until you get them.
SLIP jokes are always told in order.
VPN jokes are virtually private
PHP is to slapstick as Java is to black comedy.
WHO HAS ANY ARP JOKES?
TTL jokes are short lived.
CHAP jokes are difficult to tell, because you have to perform a handshake, followed by a password, before they will be accepted.
I'd make a joke about UDP, but I don't know if anyone's actually listening...
NNTP jokes are news to me!
The worst thing about Tor jokes is that no one gets where you're coming from
I tried to tell a SSL rebinding joke, but twitter just displayed the punchline...
I was telling a WEP joke once, but everyone already knew it
HELO I.am.an.SMTP.joke.
The problem with NetBIOS jokes is "HI I AM A PRINTER!"
The worst thing about endianism jokes is that .........
Fragmentation jokes... ...are always... ...told in parts.
Let me speak out in the open: Telnet IS a joke!
The problem with PGP jokes is that you have to tell them to everyone individually
The bad thing about HTTP jokes is they've jumped the Wireshark.
The bad thing about bluetooth jokes is they can only be told to people you've paired up with.
GOPHER
Too many people telling jokes at a cocktail party make it hard to focus on one conversation.
ICMP echo request called. He wants his reply back
The best thing about SCADA jokes is that everyone gets to screw in the light bulb.
I was promised a three way and all I got was a TCP handshake.
The best thing about mathematical jokes is left as an exercise for the reader.
The problem with basic jokes is 10 goto punchline error line 10 punchline not found
Did you hear the one about the Jumbo frames?  It takes a long time to tell it.
I hate Blind SQL injection jokes. The punchlines are always funny but they take too damn long to be delivered.
I want to do an APL joke, but I don't have the character set. Besides, who needs 140 characters of code?
The great thing about asynchronous jokes is you can forget all about timing. #daylate
I used to tell this really good joke about One Time Pads. No one got it the first time but everyone got it on the 2nd go around...
I must have heard the SDL joke told at least a hundred times now... and no one has got it right yet.
The best thing about CSS jokes is that they are misunderstood and taken incorrectly by Internet Explorer.
Someone told me an AppScan joke the other day but they had to restart it 9 times and they skipped over all the important parts...
The great thing about ASLR jokes is you never know where they're going.
The best thing about script jokes is that they start with a bang.
The best thing about Gambas jokes is that in benchmarks it's faster to tell them vs. Python and Pearl jokes.
The best thing about Linux jokes is that new and improved versions of them keep popping up...
The best thing about Windows jokes is that the number of them is proportional to the number of crashes...
The best thing about Windows Phone jokes is... wait a moment, Windows Phone IS the joke!
The best part about WAF jokes is there are a hundred ways to tell them, and everyone is sure to get them.
The great thing about rsync jokes is that it only tells them if you haven't heard them before.
The punchline to this SCADA joke has been censored by the DHS.
The good thing about OTR jokes is that you forget the punchline afterwards.
The problem with IPV6 jokes is that they are hard to remember
The good thing with rainbow table jokes is that you have all posible outcomes before the joke itself
The problem with MIME type jokes is that most people don't know how to handle them.
The great thing about CDMA jokes is that 8 people can tell them at the same time, and the audience understands all of them.
I had a funny UDP joke to tell, but I lost it somewhere...
When I worked at CompuServe we liked to tell ANPA jokes, but they quickly became yesterday's news.
The problem with token ring jokes is you need to wait your turn to laugh
The great thing about IPP jokes is that you always end up with a paper record of the joke in question.
The great thing about Zeroconf jokes is that you can just walk up to strangers and tell them, no introduction necessary.
The worst part about HTTP jokes is that you can never remember in which state you heard the last one.
The best thing about packet delivery jokes is that they are best effort.
Everyone gets snmp jokes but only some people understand them
DHCP jokes only work when there is only one person telling them.
The great thing about Infiniband jokes is that people can start retelling them before you've finished.
Ping and traceroute jokes are only funny in groups
Do you know what is funny about X25 jokes?  Absolutely nothing.
WMS jokes let you check the joke capabilities before you hear them
An IPv4 address space walks in to a bar, "A strong CIDR please. I'm exhausted."
A properly implemented WMS joke lets you span today and tomorrow
The best thing about Skype jokes is the ridiculous lengths they'll go to, to be told at all.
The best thing about Skype jooooookkkkess iiiii                not      bu    agai         *poink*
I've been sitting here telling IPX jokes. Just realized that none of them can get onto the Internet.
Python jokes are usually funny, even though the format is always the same... /cc @spikelynch
The great thing about SMTP jokes is thousands of people who don't know you will retell them to whoever you want if you ask nicely.
The great thing about WebDAV jokes is you can tell many different versions of the same joke and people will still listen.
OSPF jokes are nice because they are never negative.
The great thing about IP over Avian Carrier jokes is that if your joke gets fragmented, you at least get free dinner.
If you aren't careful @dakami will take your nice DNS joke and cram a whole extra punchline on the end.
The worst thing about non-HTTP jokes is that no matter how good they are, nobody cares
You can hide a whole filesystem in the time between telling a TCP joke and when people get it.
The problem with  jokes is that they are too self-referencial.
AT command modems are funny when ATHO 
The best thing about Bitcoin jokes is that they're always funnier the next time you tell them.
SUDO lets laugh at everyone's jokes
Multicast jokes are great, but you have to be paying attention
The ___ thing about Microsoft jokes is ____ you need to patch them all ___ time for them ___ work.
bittorrent jokes are only funny if you get the whole thing.
Xanadu jokes are funny because - Wait, did you back attribute that correctly?
The worst thing about HTML jokes is that your audience doesn't always GET it.
Only the odd numbered ROT13 jokes have a chance of working
ISTABU jokes are mostly funny in Finland.
The problem with SILC jokes is VqaxMz9JY+hDkRjrYJeeDKcdknIyxVtyBo+oywA+nvJPHEBOQ1fJ36LAgEwcGchFK/HDo5InJgl/vC6vlONkgmuR1.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Gamma Ray jokes can really get under your skin.
Wikileaks jokes are only really funny after a real news outlets tells us we can laugh.
The problem with FTP jokes is that everyone can get them.
The problem with modbus jokes is that they don't register with everyone. But if they do you coil up with lauchter
The funny thing about HTTP jokes is that everyone is POSTing them at the moment.
Jokes are best when you forget to take down the postit with your password on it.
Jokes just build and build until you either laugh or just clear the cache. +
Twitter jokes are, oh, look at this pretty picture of a freaking whale.
A TCP packet walks into a bar "I want a beer." Bartender responds "You want a beer?" Packet responds "I want a beer."
IPoAC will be viable when pigs fly - which will, in turn, add to existing capacity (if the pigs are of the homing kind).
I had an Ethernet joke, but somebody else told it at the same time.  So I exponentially backed off and tried again.
Error 404. The requested punchline was not found in this tweet.
The problem with XML jokes is that if they're not well formed you don't get the ending
OSI model jokes work on so many levels.
The best thing about  jokes is that they are  jokes:)
I wish wed go back to a time where everybody enjoyed fingering each other.
All the humor in a Java joke has been encapsulated and abstracted into a base library written in c.
COBOL jokes perform varying humor
You might not laugh at this  about ipv4-in-ipv6 encapsulation because it's an inside joke.
My HEAD hurts because I don.t GET all the HTTP jokes y.all PUT on my timeline. I have to DELETE some of them POST-haste
I received a Tor joke from someone. have no idea who they are though.
ssh -D jokes just pop up where they are not expected.
TOR jokes start and end almost anywhere.
These networking jokes are great, but with SharePoint people you need handle the protocol a bit differently
If you freeze a joke in RAM it will still be there when you take the computer apart.
The worst thing about GPIB jokes is that you must *WAI for the punchline
The problem with PtP jokes is that everyone has to decide how much to laugh themselves.
Kickstarter jokes are all or nothing
Nobody gets micropayment jokes
Worst thing about PHP jokes, no matter how good or bad, everyone laughs.  Almost
A packet header walks into a bar, the bartender holds up a gun to the packet, statefully.
Few people understand a Douglas Englebart joke until after the patents have run out.
An RADIUS server once asked me for some lip balm because he was feeling a CHAP.
Considering how queer tolerant SF is people are mighty upset my MitM jokes
Tweet, tweet, tweet.  Doesn't anybody finger anymore?
What's a pirate's favorite method of remote access? - ARRRRRRRRDP
Having a good laugh with . 'MySQL is angry with me, "did you break it?" she asks; "yes" I said, "I DROP DATABASE"'.
Mr. OAuth tries to cash out a cheuqe, it bounced! Teller said. Invalid signature.
Even if you don't get a multicast joke, the bloke next to you can explain it.
Ever since I converted to ReiserFS I can't seem to find those pictures of my wife.
Someone could make a packet out of these networking jokes
DNS servers must feel sad, nobody calls them by their name.
I have a  joke about fermat but alas; 140 characters is not enough to tell it.
The bad thing about XML jokes is that they take too long to tell, and sometimes are completely valueless.
Standup comedy is like UDP: if they didn't get it the first time, don't bother trying again. It's the tell-and-pray
The problem with DRM jokes is that you can't share them with your friends.
What's the best thing about Prolog jokes? No.
There. There is. There is nothing. There is nothing funny about path MTU detection.
The problem with SIP-jokes is that you need to be invited first
The problem with PGP jokes is that you need to gain everybody's trust before they can laugh with it.
Python jokes are usually funny, even though the format is always the same...
Good thing about a Serial-joke is people won't interrupt you when telling it
Best  joke I have heard: An IPv4 address walks into a bar and says: "Quick, give me a drink. I am exhausted!"
The problem with Drupal jokes is that there are 10000 to choose from, and only a few are funny, but you don't know which ones
The bad thing about Haskell jokes is that let understood = map (isJust . understand) $ repeat joke in or understood == False
I'm working on a bittorrent joke, but I only have about 30% and nobody's seeding!
The great thing about a SIGKILL joke is, there's no way you can't get it (there's no ignoring it).
Thus bad thing about SQL injection jokes is when people take them literally.
The bad thing about an embedded systems joke is, if you tell it wrong, you're done. You'll never get a chance to re-tell it.
The bad thing about IPv6 jokes is that nobody wants to tell them first.
The best part about these  jokes is that you want to hear as many as you can once you get the first one. :P
Chuck Norris has only one OSI layer - Physical
I tried to tell a rlogin joke, but no one listens any more
The good thing about Twitter jokes is they're so short. #meta
The worst thing about HTTP jokes is the ridiculous TTL :P
TheGoodThingAboutDomainNameJokesISThatAllTheGoodShortOnesHaveBeenTold.com unless you're being creati.ve
Chuck Norris doesn't do #tcp handshake - he does #tcp roundhouse-kick to initiate the connection.
The best thing about Linux command line jokes is that they're easier to understand if you use a pipe.
The bad thing about RTS jokes is, you must first get ready to get them told
DHCP jokes are leased
The bad thing about KERBEROS jokes is: You can't understand them if your clock is wrong.
The Problem with SSL jokes is that you must get someone else to vouch for you before you can tell the joke.
The problem with UDP jokes: I don't get half of them
OSI Layer-8 jokes are infinite.
One great thing about XSD jokes is that you'll get a warning for every inappropriate content.
SSH 1.33 and/or 1.5 protocol jokes are useless.
The best GFW jokes are inaccessible from China.
Nobody likes a Debian SSH joke. Everyone can guess the punchline.
The good thing about bitcoin jokes is you can mine them yourself
At least Ruby jokes have class.
The bad thing about mono jokes is you know them ahead of time
The best thing about NP jokes is that you can assume they exist; someone else decides if they're funny
The best thing about symmetric cryptography jokes is, um. it's a secret.
The problem with SMTP jokes are, you need some good reason to came back after greylisting and tell them again.
The problem with a SQL security joke is that Sony don't get it.
The good thing about Infiniband jokes is that the receiver __will__ get 'em
Time to laugh exceeded!!! #TTL
A SQL Query walks into a bar, approaches two tables and asks 'Can I join you?'
The problem with Miranda jokes is that they are too lazy. And that they cannot unify num.>num with num.
The bad thing about Kerberos jokes is that I can't tell them to you because I don't trust you and I don't know your name!
Someone sent me 3K Fortify jokes the other day. I read through every last one of them and only 1 of them was funny.
One big problem with Bittorrent jokes is, everybody just leeches. When they got them they stop seeding immediately.
The funny thing about C jokes is when the null terminator is %s ¾Ò¾Ð>Ó¾ÑÞØ.·7çÉýWPw.àøßÿkúo.p4ÿûø.ô4h
The best thing about DNSSEC jokes is that you can check if they were told wrong
A good SOAP joke should be clean so it's acceptable for all protocols.
The best thing about DNSSEC is that - oh look a Dan Kaminsky appeared!
I heard a great one about IPSEC, but you wouldn't get it -- it's an inside joke.
The problem with pdf jokes is, Please enter the password to copy the punchline.
I'd love to tell you a publish/subscribe joke, but you need to tell me what it's about or some part of it, so that you can get it.
I'd tell you the one about the CIDR block, but you're too classy.
snmp walks intoabar and gets unknown object identifier
Is "smoke signal" a routable protocol?
The best thing about ECB jokes is that you don't need to hear the beginning to understand the whole joke
I'd like to tell you the full joke about a BGP table but I don't think you can remember it all
Give me some SLAAC, I'm just trying to prepare for #WorldIPv6Day  #IPv6
rsync warning: some jokes vanished before they could be transferred (code 24)
IHAVE 
The problem with greylisting jokes is, that you always have to tell them twice.
The sad thing about Kerberos jokes is that you first have to buy a ticket to join the laughter
The best thing about XMPP jokes is that you can tell when they're available.
I like ARP-Jokes, because it's so easy to make them appear to originate from other persons.
George Bush only knows one #OSI Layer - 8
The best thing about 404 jokes is... wait, damnit, it's around here somewhere.  (Hey look, there's a 302 joke over there!)
Unfortunately you need MIB files to understand the best SNMP jokes.
The problem UDP jokes
The problem with facebook jokes is that you need to register to see them
Huntingtons clash of civilizations should be solved by computer scientists. Just RFC all those social protocols.
You need to tell a authorized POP3 joke before you can have a SMTP laugh.
In high society, TCP is more welcome than UDP. At least it knows a proper handshake.
The thing about XSS jokes is telling them in the right context.
The good thing about recursive jokes is the good thing about recursive jokes.
The problem with CSS jokes is that everyone understands them differently
So functional jokes don't follow procedure?
The best thing about Twitter API jokes is that you can only make 100 of them per hour
The worst thing about IPSEC jokes is that nobody knows if you've told the whole thing properly.
The best thing about declarative jokes is that you only have to prescribe laughter, no need to actually tell the joke.
1990 The problem with long polling jokes: They take forever... until you lose interest.
The worst thing about recursive jokes is, that, when malformed, they never end
The best thing about an XHR joke is that you only need to retrieve it in part.
The problem with NoSQL jokes: It's not clear in what language to tell them
Take my wifi... please!
I was going to use my web server to tell this joke, but I don't think you would GET it.
The problem with HTTP jokes is you either make up a brilliant one or a total idiot out of yourself
Too many SMTP jokes push the envelope of  good taste...
The best thing about CUPS jokes is that no matter how old it gets it keeps being updated.
The thing about CSRF jokes is getting someone else to tell it for you.
The best thing about tautology jokes is the best thing about tautology jokes.
I tried to tell a  joke but it was too long for my family - they stopped listening after the first quarter of it.
The problem with Tor jokes is that the first two recipients never understand it.
Worst thing about pike jokes is they are indexing the NULL value with "laugh"
The worst part with R jokes is that you cannot find them via google
The best thing about RIP jokes is that they're funny 15 more times.
Arrival order packet joke is critical to good a make
The good thing about object oriented jokes is they bring their own laughter method.
The best part about IPv6 jokes is that you don't have to make up the punchline for 15 years.
The best thing about #solr jokes is that they are mostly made up by stopwords
The good thing about failover jokes is that if you stop telling them someone else will continue.
A lot of people seem to be violating  by failing to adhere to the "proto" part of the spec.
The thing about ISO/OSI jokes is that they're palendromes. That's the best you can say about them.
The best thing about Google Wave jokes is that you can always open source them and hope someone else makes them funny
The bad thing about smtp is  everyone can visit Homee
The good thing about Apple jokes is that everyone think they are new, funny and awesome, even if you just stole them.
The bad thing with jokes around EOF
The problem with source-routing jokes is that there is always a chance to rebrand the implementation at each IP version release
The worst thing about UTF-8 jokes are ĹεġаÏ.γ üƨÈ.È.Å¡.
I always get jittery when making jokes in real time.
The best thing about singleton jokes is the worst thing about singleton jokes.
The best thing about Appletalk is that nobody is using it any more.
When you laugh to an Apple joke, you need to laugh the same way as million people.
I saw your POST, but could only respond with OK - I guess I didn't GET it.
The worst thing about NP complete jokes is that there is no good way to tell them...
I don't care if you get the UDP joke or not. I don't even know.
There are no good DH jokes because nobody agrees on the same prime
It may take awhile,............when telling a java joke. but then everybody is catching a laugh-attack. wtihout exceptions.
The problem with a cryptography joke is that you need to tell a pair of them before anyone understand what's being said.
The good thing about #tor and their unions is that's like a virtual machine in a virtual machine, it will be slow.. inception!
The great thing about NFSv3 jokes is that anyone can join the laughter.
The strange thing about BGP jokes is that they're borderline funny but everybody repeats them anyway
Only Alice and Bob get public/private key jokes
Didn't we run out of IPv4 jokes?
Finding a #heartbeat joke is like splitting #brains
I tweeted several IPX/SPX jokes, but they cant reach the Internet
I'd dropped my SLIP for a quick
The bad thing about #WWDC jokes is there's always one more thing...
The great thing about Teredo jokes is that you can tell smart jokes even when surrounded by dumb peers.
T he bes thin gabou tTCPfl owcontr oljokesi sthatthey knowwhento backo ff....
{1,Two guys}{2,Hear about}{1,are talking}{2,the dope}{1,in}{2,who confused}{1.full-duplex,}{2,TDM with full-duplex?}
LAN jokes can only be told properly if you tell an STP joke first.
A token walks into a bar. Another token can't walk into the bar because it's afraid of the dog.
It's very comforting to know there's at least one  joke about coffee.
The best thing about SPDY jokes is that many people get them (whether they want to or not.)
The more  jokes, the worse the protocol. Very intuitive.
A webserver may tell you her joke, but only if you tell her where you're from and give her a cookie.
UDP jokes don't always get a laugh - unreliable material, don't you know....
Postgres finds foreign jokes offensive. Not so for MySQL
awk jokes work best as one-liners
Blocking this SSH joke because IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING NASTY!
C joke run.
No SOAP, radio.
XML jokes are well-formed
C# jokes are dull.
thankfully, Twitter journaled the entire HTTP conversation and now we can revert the transaction without committing it.
Yeah, we really need some sort of control message for when the HTTP feed gets congested... a protocol...
EIB-jokes as well as sans-papiers only imprint once they're registered.
I made a great Digg joke last month but nobody saw it yet
If you dont GET the TCP/IP , you never know if its because of the server or the proxy
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I have a great collection of Ada jokes, but it would take too long to compile them into a book...
The four hard things in CS are cache invalidation, naming, and off-by-one errors.
I can't tell a real good "C" joke because i don't have Class.
The worst thing about i18n jokes is assuring everyone can understand it.
Use the #ETIMEDOUT hashtag. Any tweets you missed will get resent.
Traffic shaping: All packets are equal, but some are more equal than others.
If you don't GET it, you're not http'ing hard enough!
Don't want anyone to know you're wasting time reading ? Just set DNT=1 and I promise not to tell.
The bad thing about WEP jokes is that they all stink, so better don't sniff them.
The problem with SecureID jokes is that everyone already knows your punch line!
The bad thing about bean sprout jokes is you never know where thEHEC they came from
A joke about IEEE 802.15.5 is pointless if you tell it right.
I hope that there is no copyright on p2p jokes
The worst thing about  jokes is that it creaps into your head and everything is checked for protolollability
The good thing about online privacy jokes is that you never have to admin your told one
The fun thing about wikipedia jokes is that everybody can change the ending
#solr jokes have too many facets for a proper punchline
The problem with Perl jokes is that you have to read them 10 times before you get them
The sad thing about german #Wikipedia is... deleted for not being relevant.
IRC jokes are skype jokes told discontinuously are all wiretapped
Scheme jokes are :)))
is that the compiler may change the order. The best thing about FORTRAN jokes
The good thing about #P2P jokes is that you only need to tell them once
You have to tell a broadcast joke to everybody to find the one who see the fun on it
And electric heat jokes are a waste of energy
Get new midi jokes telling them to the wrong group
After dropping the packet the IP said it was my best effort..
RFC1918 jokes are inside jokes
This joke has been lost in the iCloud
Yeah, I know you wanna hear my 401 joke, but I'm not telling it unless you provide me proper authorization.
Sorry, but not allowed to tell you my 403 joke. So stop asking!
Telling alot of bluetooth jokes will reduce the bandwidth of your wifi jokes.
All the 301 jokes have moved permanently
CRC jokes tend to get repeated until you get them right.
the problem with git jokes is that even branches could cause serious injuries reading them aloud
The best thing about distributed joking is that everybody can participate! joke@home
The worst thing about PS3 game jokes is that the punchline comes as a separate Downloadable Content.
The problem with filesize limit jokes is
Serial jokes must be told bit by bit.
Broadcast your own arp jokes, mine are only funny within the same collision domain
I don't always use TCPIP, but when I do it's a protocol that no one else uses
The good thing about NoSQL jokes is, they scale well for larger audiences.
The problem with java jokes is, people always tell them so slowly
The problem with IPV6 jokes is they're long, obscure and no one gets them without a translation.
The best thing about iOS jokes is, that with v4 you can listen to more than one of them
The great thing about rails jokes is that @dhh will force you to laugh at them
I could tell you some IPX jokes but they are all topical and based on events from the early 90's
I heard a funny  joke on Reddit yesterday. Guess I'll see it tomorrow on Digg
I know a great IPv6 joke, but I just don't think you're ready for it.
Why are ASAs so noisy?  They don't know how to ssh.
What sucks about HTTP jokes is that if you start telling one and it goes badly, you can't modify the header to make it a 404.
What's more, HTTP jokes are rarely better than OK.
I was promised a three way and all I got was a TCP handshake.
The halting problem with jokes is ............................. ...
Three funny things about IRC: lol, rofl & lmao
A UDP packet walks into a bar without a checksum. Nobody cares.
If you GET an HTTP joke, you may POST it, PUT it away or DELETE it from your HEAD.
How about: If you GET an HTTP joke you have several OPTIONS: you may POST it, PUT it away or DELETE it from your HEAD
I would tell you a WEP joke, but I need to collect 50,000 packets first  #late #amidoingthisright?
No FTP jokes on  -- is it because they better pass through the gateways when they are passive?
The problem with python jokes is that you need meaningful pauses when telling them.
The problem with python jokes is that they are too explicits.
the good thing with Cuil jokes is lasers with skirts made of concrete. Velociraptor.
The thing with Active-X jokes is that people either don't listen because it's too dangerous or don't even realize you told a joke.
A problem I have with AS 3.0 jokes is that I have to remove the EventListener from the previous joke before telling a new one.
The sad thing about flash jokes is that iOS users never get them.
there probably won't be much .net jokes in the future but more for html5+javascript ones
Oh, I have a good Actionscript joke now. Hold on, it's inside root.movieclip1.movieclip2.movieclip3....
Streaming multicast jokes: everybody starts listening at different times, so you end up telling them to everyone individually.
People who tell routing jokes always exceed their time-to-live.
Check out some SVN jokes and if you don't find them funny make a revision
Hey! Your HTTP 206 joke did not have a punchline!
Someone was telling me a HTTP 304 joke but I heard it before
I just read a joke about Facebook. and I like it.
A TCP packet walks into a bar "I want a beer." Bartender responds "You want a beer?" Packet responds "I want a beer."
I tried to DISCover some DHCP jokes, but nobody was OFFERing any. When I REQuested some, I wasn't even ACKnowleged.
The great thing about SCTP jokes is you can have more than one punchline in the same joke.
An IRC Op told a joke but nobody laughed. He forgot the channel was set to +m and nobody had +v.
WEP cracking - the first sport to introduce replay
VoIP is the latest koolaid ingredient....seems like everyone is already taking a SIP
I sent an HTTP request, and all I got was this lousy teapot  #rfc2324 #http418
Hey @diveintomark, can I come over and tell you a sneakernet joke?
The best thing about EIGRP jokes is that you can share them with your neighbors
The problem with a ARP joke is that lazy admins could use proxy ARP if the ARP fails with subnets
the problem with #rawsockets jokes is that it takes ages just to write one, and chances are high nobody will understand it
the punchline of a latex joke will only unfold after being converted to a pdf joke
1aBonline The problem with 7/tcp and 7/udp  is that the laughter sounds exactly the same as the joke.
The worst part about Flash jokes is that half of your listeners will block the punchline.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem? Router: It hurts when IP.
DNS jokes tell you where to find the punchline.
The problem with Node.js jokes is that people laugh in chunked streams that need to be drained between each write.
This traffic shaping router did not let me pass until the QoS parade was over.
See, there was this big firewall suddenly, so I had to digg a tunnel for me.
A shark bit my wire, and I had to fix it.
No one ever gets my null routed jokes
406 jokes are not acceptable
My favorite DOM XSS jokes were so funny but #DOMinator unleashed them all
wwhhaatt iiss  tthhee  bbeesstt tthhiinngg  aabboouutt ttccpp//77  jjookkeess
There are 10 possibilities when you tell a binary joke. Either people get it or they don't
The sad thing about SQL jokes is that nobody GRANT you that you will ALTER PEOPLE MOOD
Got a joke about SNMP but its private ...
The worst thing about Error 402 jokes is you must login to GET them
The great thing about telling HTTP 304 jokes is you won't accidentally tell someone the same joke twice.
I have a great HTTP 302 joke, come over here and I'll tell you.
The best thing about HTTP 100 jokes is that the best thing about HTTP 100 jokes is that the best thing about HTTP 100 jokes is...
The best thing about fuzzing jokes is nobody minds if 99% of them aren't funny.
The best thing about fuzzing jokes is the monkey in the bathtub.
HTTP 200 jokes are only OK.
The best thing about X.509 jokes is that you can revoke them if they aren't funny.
On 4/04 I went the parking lot and my car was Not Found.  Not kidding.  Stolen.
The best thing about HTTP 206 jokes is
I think HTTP 203 jokes are funny but what would I know?
MySQL joke has gone away
I'm going to keep telling you this TCP joke until you get it.
I really don't GET HTTP 404 jokes.
I could even tell you a HTTP 403 joke, but you know, I'm not allowed to do it
Mark 16:6-7 (HTTP 301) #bible
Luke 15:8-10 (HTTP 404) #bible
Psalm 119 (HTTP 414) #bible
Maccabees (HTTP 203) #bible
It'll hurt more when UDP #badumdumting
The great thing about HTTP Upgrade jokes is... wait, someone might be listening, come closer add I'll whisper
The good thing about OCaml jokes is that they are very functional.
The worst thing about WiFi jokes is having to shout them over you neighbours.
The problem with protolol jokes is that they don't follow a protocol.
You need to remember HTTP 410 jokes before you get them
I don't trust you enough to tell you a GNUnet joke.
The not-so-great thing about Thinnet jokes is that if two people try to tell one at the same time they get hit by a bus.
The problem with OAuth jokes is that you always need some web site middle-man or nobody will get them.
Whenever you tell a localhost joke, you're talking to yourself.
The problem with C++ jokes is that you'll always have to expose your privates.
The best thing about HTTP 413 jokes is that they all refer to your mother
The great thing about HTTP 300 jokes is that you get at least one.
The problem with CSMA/CD jokes is that if someone else interr10101010101010101010101010101010
The problem with GSM data jokes is the price tag when getting them abroad.
The best thing about design pattern jokes is that they are generic and reusable.
The best thing about a singleton joke is there can be only one
So, three frames walk into a timeslot.. #aloha
The problem with those old AT modem protocol jokes is that when they contain +++
The best part about making fun of Apple is... brb, someone's at the doorrrrrfa76e98yuxx(*(====== [sent from my iphone]
The problem with Napster jokes is that everyone has a slightly different version.
The best part of ACID-complaint jokes is that if just one person doesn't get it, nobody remembers that you told it.
The best thing about Delay-Tolerant Networking jokes is that everyone gets them eventually.
The problem with HTTP 101 jokes is that an Englishman, Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar
The great thing about Haskell jokes is that they all reduce to one-liners.  #haskell #purecomedy
The problem with #rawsockets jokes is that it takes ages just to write one, and chances are high nobody will understand it
The nice thing about Erlang jokes is that you can tell so many of them in parallel
The problem with BitTorrent jokes is that the only person having the most important part of joke would probably be offline
We need to find more space for the IPv4 Comedy Roadshow, since all seats are taken.
The thing about AX.25 comedy is that it's always amateur hour.  #hamradio
The problem with these  jokes is that they are much quicker and easier to tell in REBOL #FYT
The trouble with bitcoin jokes is they're just not worth the time you put into them.