file.newsgroup.cars.103035 Maven / Gradle / Ivy
From: [email protected] (Bob LaGesse)
Subject: Re: Changing oil by self.
In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] (Andrew J. Huang) writes:
> In article <[email protected]> [email protected] (Steven J Orlin) writes:
> >I take the electrodes of the Amp/Ohm/Volt meter whatever and connect one
> >to each earlobe. Then, symmetrically insert my fingers in each of the
> >spark plug boots. No cheating guys! both hands must be used!
>
> I have just a couple of questions about this technique.
>
> First, what firing order should I use? Do I start with my pointer
> finger or my pinky? Left hand or right?
>
> And secondly, I have a 12cyl and there are two cylinders unaccounted
> for. Any suggestions?
>
> /andy
>
How about your two big toes? And while you're at it, why bother with removing
the drain plug when you could remove the dipstick instead and suck it out from
there with your mouth and then spit it out?
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