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|93314579924393984|,|Lamar Odom's Car Accident Claims Life Of A 15 Year Old Boy http://on.vh1.com/pJObAI|
|93385037717831680|,|You used to get it in your fishnets now you only get it in your night dress|
|92333694446084096|,|If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid. ~ Epictetus|
|93520253702782977|,|the grandma of the nanny is to funny lol|
|93779193262911489|,|@_Bfree yea that jus bout how much we got and gonna blow it all lol|
|100660754067357696|,|Breaking: Dow Jones suffers sixth-worst point drop in history http://t.co/cKd11Xc|
|93151763124858880|,|We will gladly assist you in finding that perfect Venue for your function to meet your specific needs http://t.co/WqHjo9Q|
|93188148313604096|,|Sex releases a lot of stress!|
|93312264932823040|,|Wtf is this rain about!!! Ax|
|92419645637787648|,|#Aquarius,loves the Fusion style of jazz which combines electronic and acoustic instruments to convey a unique yet contemporary sound.|
|93451469948338176|,|I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.|
|92586488394563584|,|How can you tell this is a major? Lucas Glover hasn't made a birdie in more than 48 hours -- and he's still in contention for the title.|
|93649613457854464|,|Not wanting to detract from their job but Australian policewomen are bang tidy..!|
|91690943501176832|,|I guess I should read the Harry Potter books.|
|91884889464504320|,|The great news of the gospel is, yes, his grace is real, and so is our freedom. #Fearless|
|93632304542527488|,|Sleeping early during the summer is for pussies who obey rules !|
|18577533823|,|I only go to places if I have a professional reason. I'm not a tourist.|
|96976835820269568|,|RB Willis McGahee reaches agreement with Denver on a 3-yr deal for $7,500,000, including $3 million guaranteed.|
|91912642431688704|,|Slappin that new @SouljaBoy mixtape in the court room haha|
|93377441845874688|,|Just received my Killzone 3 Helghast Edition! The box is Even larger than a ps3 box!!!|
|93160467450695680|,|The longer it takes you to realize you can’t go back to the past, when things were the way they were... the longer it takes you to move on.|
|92978920047128577|,|Rough week ahead of me|
|93139228854202368|,|#Scorpios are serious folk but are quite charming to people they like.. and when social events call for it|
|95861807780077568|,|Two Limavady men have been in court on assault charges after this year's T http://bbc.in/pVSO7d|
|100960553220046848|,|They've shut down Ladbroke Grove Sainsbury's after the police told the shopping centre of rioters gathering ten minutes away.|
|90601515630346240|,|The only way to enjoy ur future is to close the chapters of ur past...|
|93626049497280512|,|I will be answering all questions today by pausing, banging the table and saying "No" in a gruff manner. Because I'm that desperate for pie.|
|93544599569707008|,|The most painful goodbyes are the ones never said, but the heart already knows it’s over.|
|93419359736832000|,|@landmark3d I'd like to make a 3d model of a York building out of chocolate, could you print one for me that I could cast a mould from?|
|97476522566361089|,|Obama, Automakers Agree to Increase 2025 Fuel Economy to 54.5 MPG      (ContributorNetwork): ContributorNetwork... http://yhoo.it/qwzNss|
|93417542617534464|,|Walking with no shoes one|
|92443447587381248|,|If i can, i want to scream your name to tell the world that i love u :) #GdS|
|91996324588826624|,|If your life needs a bit of a boost, find an #Aquarius and they'll give you the rocket you need|
|92404889342320640|,|It's the best feeling when you wake up in the middle of the night and you realize you still have time to sleep. #ITF|
|92747844582244352|,|Not answering the house phone becuz it's not for you..|
|93055040520069120|,|Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.|
|75357804818464768|,|My bed eats my phone and remote randomly, I swear!!! I put down my phone for a second and then nom nom its gone -_-|
|93172868573179905|,|I got rings on both of my hands, so if I hit you, its gonna hurt.|
|93159761339613184|,|If you want to be confident but don't normally act that way, then today, just this once, act in a way you believe a confident person would.|
|92470856114114560|,|RT @TeenLifeFeel: There's many things that I want to talk with you, but when you appear in front of me, I can't help but melt inside|
|93038068117942272|,|Droid 3 disassembled by iFixit Jawas:      It's time for the squeamish to avert their eyes. The latest entry in... http://engt.co/mVBL2D|
|91804404180725760|,|Sometimes they call me the pee wee Herman of pop punk.|
|91912526643740673|,|It's hard to stay positive when nothing ever goes right. #OurTeensLife|
|102380900473507840|,|England are the number 1 Test side in the world! #EngvInd|
|93408260299829248|,|Why do people have to be judgmental in the first place. It's not like they're perfect either.|
|92511250965217280|,|Life without music is nothing|
|93526095730716673|,|Will Texas Gov. Rick Perry launch a presidential run? Or will it be more of a presidential mosey?|
|92671231874187265|,|Girl wants you to use a condom? Explain to her the last time Trojans were involved in anything hundreds died.|
|92077464020455424|,|this is CrAzY! hearts all over the world<3(; love u|
|93785363155390465|,|So who on here has NEVER cheated on their realtionships ? RT , be honest .|
|92072884268314625|,|Getting ready to take a shower, and Doing weird shit in front of the mirror for like an hour.|
|97016893931667456|,|Apple has more cash than the federal government | The Ticket - Yahoo! News http://t.co/w8ew2vD via @YahooNews|
|101402127766798336|,|Arsenal's board will tomorrow at 10am meet to discuss the transfer of Cesc Fabregas to Barcelona. They can give the final ok. [rac1]|
|91850006365093889|,|@Peterhypnotic btw I love the way you lie:-)|
|96956379297882112|,|Workers at a slaughterhouse in Essex are Cunts of the Day as secret footage reveals their sickening animal cruelty. http://bit.ly/cFK35R|
|93175005004836865|,|Love is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave, &you can never let go without leaving footprints behind|
|99637899405955072|,|More: S&P downgrade of US credit is 1 notch to AA-plus from AAA http://reut.rs/rbl8sC|
|91922361493884928|,|Don't worry about me or what I do. What happens in my life has nothing to do with you.|
|91702542936977408|,|Baby your heart is safe with me! Yes I'm talking to you =)|
|92972855066771458|,|11 Rooms was a roaring success. We had 16,400 visitors to the show on just 9 days! The gallery was at bursting point yesterday #magstaff|
|95506152313470976|,|So Boehner, McConnell, and Reid had a deal to avoid default and Obama rejected it. Who is holding the economy hostage again? #tcot #p2|
|93732537066733568|,|Before i have sex i give a chick the "TEST" i'll finger her put it to her nose if she jump back that bitch gotta go !!!!!!! #BMB|
|93923166950395904|,|Nifty to head lower, may trade in 5450-5500 range: Baliga: In an interview on CNBC-TV18, Am... http://bit.ly/n813Oj http://bit.ly/4JCFRw|
|93758628569415680|,|Is it that fith that I drank?|
|100736523179274240|,|BBC: Fire in Waltham Abbey is at a Sony distribution center, not Sainsbury's depot as initially believed|
|91950208279252993|,|Yum! This restaruant has the best Indian Food say tweet and get more off! WPB FL http://t.co/tGGuTpL|
|91654882662158336|,|When I first met my wife the only thing I wanted to change about her was her last name. #Manology|
|91647379530452992|,|RT @DamnItsTrue: I'm not afraid of falling in love, I'm just afraid falling for something I thought was love. #DamnItsTrue|
|100680241315446784|,|BREAKING: CNBC To Shut Down Due to No Stock Market Anymore|
|93398195266265088|,|RT @Andy_Staples Here's the COI report on #LSU. http://t.co/lhWpRHD PDF of infractions report|
|92691957394051072|,|#128 Boys who would rather call you than text you, just so they can hear your voice.|
|92831746109878272|,|Automated Forex Robot doubles real money accounts in months! See the proof! http://bit.ly/pz0D7e|
|92871487282880512|,|Create the future by controlling the present and forgetting the past.|
|92706915892731904|,|Great World Cup girls. We are proud of you!!!! Yall DEFINE greatness and resilience! USA!!! #GirlPower|
|92826708746575872|,|nunthin it never is #sobored|
|92671586628407296|,|Into the 20th minute, the #USWNT is tied at 0-0 with Japan. The U.S. has had the majority of the chances in the first 20.|
|101658444989333504|,|Android Had 43.4% of the Global Smartphone Market in Q2, Apple Third at 18.2% http://dlvr.it/fpHZg|
|91840040694591488|,|To all my hard working people out there, remember to take time to enjoy and celebrate life. Live free and cherish memories.|
|93785225804521472|,|#wewontlastif If you want to keep living the single life|
|92637059126280192|,|Q. I've installed a 3TB drive in my Windows server or client machine and it's ...|
|100636444078510080|,|Bear attack leaders return to UK: Two leaders of an Arctic expedition injured in a polar bear attack are flown b... http://bbc.in/qauOyo|
|93207805808488448|,|#TheMoment when you type  a tweet then notice its past the 140 limit then having to go back and looking for things to take out -___-|
|93511911219535872|,|"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." #quote by Mark Twain #fashion|
|92095922590330880|,|why is it that i can't find a legit guy friend who ONLY wants to be friends ?|
|92169139107545088|,|Oh~ and we finally performed EVERYDAY for the first time~ ^^ I like that song lol hope we get to perform it more often|
|91920860713193472|,|ready too see all my friends at school , well mostly everybody that kept in touch . . . which was NOBODY .|
|93413542216216576|,|Most of the leading Indian cultivars are seedling selections http://t.co/Vnm9GHV|
|91841492439662592|,|...Cause in the end all you really have is memories. #viatumblr|
|92494167556636672|,|On a side note..... Justin looks happier to be with Paige then he is in the pictures with Selena. hahahaha|
|92465545621929984|,|Sizemore lifts A's to twin bill split in 10th: Sizemore lifts A's to twin bill split in 10th http://atmlb.com/qnVKDq|
|92594893762998272|,|A good relationship isnt when perfect couple comes together, but imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences. #saturdayromance|
|92121125789769728|,|On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm a 9 & your the 1 I need.|
|91915309207920640|,|p.s. dear everybody in the word who thinks i'm some superficial internet rapper. SUCK MY DICK. come to my shows and tell me that. #thumbsup|
|92034723664236546|,|These girls have their titties all out there in hopes of getting alotta picture comments, likes, or followers. #Shame But im not complaining|
|101414384043175937|,|Residents should be re~assured have spoken to &seen large police presence in Enfield and they confirm a quiet normal night thank you police|
|92660141840805888|,|If people winked in real life as much as they do in texts... this world would be a pretty creepy place.|
|93549773222715393|,|RT @ZodiacFacts: #ZodiacFacts #Libras, are warm and able to offset any social awkwardness with their charm.|
|103139143063842816|,|Sneijder update:Meeting is close with Sneijder representatives,Inter and United officials in the room,will keep you posted about how it goes|
|100663944821215232|,|Met Police deserve our full support tonight. Their task not helped by their two top officers being forced to quit last month.|
|93038953141239808|,|#Taurus will let you get that first hit, but it will be your last.|
|92067363591159808|,|http://slki.ru/4p3 Fire risk 'extreme,' MNR warns: Our rivers are very, very low,' Peter Dragunas, water management technician with ... *|
|92979130907377664|,|If Cameron is 12/1 to resign and Boris 4/1 to take over ... does that mean we've a 1/48 chance of Boris being PM? This is terrifying|
|93046116983123968|,|Third of Southern Cross rescued: The owner of a third of the care homes formerly run by Southern Cross says it w... http://bbc.in/mU7wHA|
|93146600725151744|,|Don't base your life on other peoples expectations.|
|97187748938661888|,|Plouffe scores three runs in Twins win over A's http://bit.ly/oqD2w9|
|94593937909616640|,|Horrified by latest news in Norway. 80 now confirmed dead at youth camp and rising. Those poor people. #PrayForThem|
|92361585003200512|,|Public Service Announcement : The 'leading' cause of divorce,    is marriage|
|95555792912134144|,|I’m fighting cancer now, so I can fight for families in September: http://ndp.ca/hhJyz  #NDP #Cdnpoli|
|101830130401423360|,|Asia stocks up early at end of rocky week http://bit.ly/oWG4RD|
|97416715666849792|,|#Eagles announce they've traded DT Broderick Bunkley to Browns for 5th-round pick in 2012, according to NFL Network's Jason LaCanfora.#nfl|
|98743218979618817|,|Shipwreck just came into view on ROV Hercules camera. Designated 'Sinop E' in the southern Black Sea. Tune in live: http://nautiluslive.org|
|93362605669892097|,|Rebekah Brooks claim about Guardian being in top 5 of Operation Mororman table is flat out wrong. Guardian not in table at all #hackinggate|
|102000318501490688|,|RT @UtdIndonesia: Intermezzo, Cesc Fabregas has joined Barcelona. See you at the Champions League! (Media Report)|
|91966296882810880|,|AAPL Closes At All Time High: $364.92 http://macrumo.rs/nFcTPC|
|95396113888194560|,|Tune in shortly to Al Jazeera Misr to watch the trial of Adli the former minister of Interior.. mubasher-misr.aljazeera.net #Egypt|
|91930063011983360|,|The world has gotten so politically correct that I don't know what is appropriate to throw at a crying baby in a restaurant anymore|
|92705896173551619|,|I am happy that an #asian team have won the womens world cup!  After just returning from #asia i have seen how special you all are! Congrats|
|91712168923373568|,|RT @ZodiacFacts: #ZodiacFacts The lesson for you #Aquarius is: Be strong enough to be vulnerable let your emotions run wild|
|91697403392032769|,|God please take away the parts of Me that do not reflect in Your image|
|94586978460385281|,|Oslo terror suspect is Nordic anti-Muslim white supremacist. http://t.co/PWDo5wJ Via @DailyQuail|
|93499202482610176|,|the jordan 2's are one of the best Jordan's.|
|93364733121527808|,|Feeling this let down the top song , Duce pound , Rick Ross|
|99390563836637184|,|Elderly In The US Find Medication Costs A Barrier To Effective Treatment: As many as one in ten elderly people i... http://bit.ly/qCzEgi|
|92980130653282304|,|Give us a retweet and you could win one of 10 free 1-year subscriptions to #thefourthperiod magazine. Winners will be selected at random.|
|93482810786062336|,|If you can't understand my silence, how can you understand my words?|
|93246901532631040|,|If  Forever really exists, i'd like to spend it with you(: ♥|
|93005124485652481|,|Sean Hoare brave unsung hero of the hacking scandal found dead..he was key to new York Times/guardian running renewed Hacking story|
|92079095046881281|,|I love Groupon and living Social, but hate going thru all the stuff I don't want.  A solution http://t.co/WuEDVHY|
|93101230146064384|,|If you're relatively new to bartering and you'd like to learn more, then that is the exact reason to keep reading http://t.co/OklQ7Sq|
|93483960394452992|,|When someone cancels plans with you and you just finished getting ready http://tumblr.com/xo03lecvmu|
|92861039120625664|,|Europe Stocks to Open Higher on US Jobs Optimism|
|93351764300009472|,|@kaciallen rember billy gilman the little boy who came out when he was 11 with his huge song one voice now billy is 24 follow billy @bg524|
|91868926874628096|,|A Relationship without communication and trust is like phone without texting It'll work a little but you're not gonna get much out of it|
|92406762476535808|,|Miss Ouachita Baptist University Kristen Glover performing a tap dance to I've Got Rhythm.|
|102174524732211200|,|San Francisco Transit Blocks Cell Service To Thwart Protest, Draws Ire of Anonymous:    Bay Area Rapid Transit (... http://t.co/jjYxzUB|
|93511128969265152|,|Someone said she's too pretty to be single. No, she's too beautiful to be lied to, cheated on, and played with.|
|93324249661587456|,|or The day i first kill you or the day you propose to me. - http://owl.li/5HGPv|
|97822384853233665|,|17 Dead as Rival Groups Clash in Indonesia\\'s Papua http://dlvr.it/dKS8D|
|103005657980084225|,|India appeal over anti-graft fast http://t.co/4NPueEe|
|102139053503283200|,|GAA referee dies after collapsing: A referee has died after collapsing at the quarter final of the senior champi... http://t.co/RFbcmbz|
|93499462516883456|,|It's the way our ancestors conducted their daily business and how they survived http://t.co/TNahfp4|
|93472287638036480|,|My little brother texted me an emoticon so complex I don't know if it means he saw hot baristas scissoring or that he's joining the circus.|
|93025873032257536|,|I can't clean my room because i get distracted by the cool stuff i find.|
|93356977832476673|,|They make it the way you want it. This restaurant is all about YOU - mention twitter for extra off WPB FL http://t.co/mgYfZqs|
|95182527685337089|,|Thai tourist murder video 'claim': Thai police are asked to investigate a man named on a Youtube video as a poss... http://bbc.in/nyZtIG|
|92354185785376768|,|I wonder what black guys named Tom ask their nephews to call them.|
|93079975237910529|,|I think Justin just tweets random stuff to get our reactions. I bet he's sitting there reading them and laughing his flawless ass off.|
|103073204700053505|,|Thanks to Dr Russell Blaylock who leads the fight against dangerous chemical additives in our food|
|102073483936268288|,|Apple To Unveil iPhone 5 On September 7?: Apple’s fall event for unveiling new iPods usually takes place in the ... http://t.co/fM9YUi7|
|93475216856059904|,|The best feeling in the world is knowing you actually mean something to somebody.|
|100930986484842496|,|@neilhimself Londoners taking back their streets in mass clean-up. :] A pic to be proud of: http://twitpic.com/63fkte  @Riotcleanup|
|93468873097089024|,|The awkward moment when you realise the bin goes out more than you do.|
|93511584093188096|,|Lightskin females with long hair nice boobs and a ass  : )))))))))))))))))))))))  <~ chin dropper|
|101060972432719872|,|Thomas Street Manchester, Police car just hit a boy then crashed into a lamp post. People have come out of flats to help.|
|100884207601061888|,|I just heard that a little girl died last night during the riots because she wanted to protect her cat. :'( Now this has crossed the line!|
|93429476393893888|,|RT @ebertchicago: Evidence accumulating that Fox News hacked the phones of Americans: http://bit.ly/pqs1ix|
|91769916096643072|,|RT @owlcity Three cheers for the only guy on the planet who didn't go see the new Harry Potter film. #Me|
|92913446957494272|,|@XTZGZoReX I bet it is! I don't see how people can get threading done without preferring to just bash their head in tbh|
|93748796739174400|,|How am I suppose to sing today with all this Mucus!?!?! HELP!|
|93252774556467200|,|#twitterafterdark  Sucking dick in the car mad sure to hide her face http://dlvr.it/bkLTS #pussy #Girl|
|91936578393485312|,|#Aquarians get a big kick out of shocking people, wearing their badge of eccentricity with honor|
|93504627751911424|,|By mixing a little truth with it, they had made their lie far stronger-CSLewis|
|92276037207080960|,|THAT AWKWARD MOMENT  when your washing dishes, and your spoon decides to have a water fight with you.|
|91961174853292032|,|Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl who loved eachother. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end #DamnTeenQuote|
|101029769130414081|,|(Unconfirmed) group of 250+ thugs making their way from Fore Street towards Wood Green. Can anyone confirm? #londonriots #Enfield #Woodgreen|
|93967144450138112|,|Microsoft subjected to most vulnerability exploits in Q2: Report http://tnw.to/1A4YO by @m4tt on @TNWmicrosoft|
|94179121093017600|,|.@AlbertBreer reports resolution has been passed by the owners. Tune in to #NFLN for more info.|
|98052883123146752|,|Judge orders Casey Anthony to return to Orlando http://ow.ly/5Scax|
|93681617398280192|,|You only have 1 life: "Don't spend it focusing on what others want to see, focus on what you want to be!" #ihatequotes|
|92763836234477568|,|If there is a green light, and it starts to turn yellow, pedal to the floor cause I know your heart is turning red.|
|96924850878287872|,|Have confirmed with sources that LFC has indeed spoken with reps of Enrique, Cissokho, Alvaro Pereira & Marcell Jansen past 2 weeks. #fb|
|92996947153137664|,|Congratulations to Japan for winning the FIFA Women's world cup.. Omedetou Nihon!! ;-)|
|91830408391569408|,|Oh, and just 'cos you've been great and we're nice, we're giving 5 people the chance to win a box each this afternoon! RT, people|
|99208382271066113|,|Breaking: Dow drops over 500 points. Unemployment benefits to run out. How's that change working out for everyone?|
|94575922270838784|,|RT @STATS_MLB #WhiteSox's Dunn has 6 hits in 13 at-bats at Progressive Field. He has 17 hits in 138 at-bats at U.S. Cellular Field. #Indians|
|93354062786985985|,|compared to four with a placebo.in 56 countries in 2008, including in the European Union. http://t.co/vEOxkf3|
|94017622659710976|,|Illsley had second highest claims: A former Labour MP, jailed in February for expenses fraud, had the second hig... http://bbc.in/rrjLsk|
|94464484923539456|,|Norway police say they believe #Oslo bomb and youth camp shooting are connected, according to local news agency NTB. http://bbc.in/o2XlDx|
|93399896132026368|,|All of my roaming talk and text during a week in Atlanta added up to $3. Thanks @WINDmobile|
|92736489280110592|,|#mootau11 Playing with my iPad at this gathering. Frustrated by what it cannot do.|
|93772105358901249|,|i need to stop fucking with these ghetto girls. #Stamp|
|92698931829555200|,|After all the discussion re: USA's height advantage, Wambach's goal comes on low driven ball. 50 of her 122 career goals have been headers.|
|91991519430582272|,|@daniellejonas Thank you for making me dinner on my way to the Jersey shore! Love you xox|
|93319440996904961|,|Confession is of no value without repentance.|
|98094627499941888|,|Congrats to #Comcast-Spectacor chairman Ed Snider who will enter the U.S. Hockey Hall of Fame in the Class of 2011!|
|92805167791091713|,|#ZodiacFacts #Capricorns,have the strongest will in the zodiac. The only thing holding them back  is themselves.|
|92350554352783361|,|The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it.  ~ Dale Carnegie|
|93789215338414080|,|Tears of true love never imply the pain but it imply the feeling that you can't live without one another|
|92623398244589568|,|When your parents know you got money they start bammin out,making you pay for every and any little thing|
|93771135048613890|,|#wewontlastif you lie to me...if I'm not worth the truth then you aren't worth my time|
|92375668746235904|,|"I'm letting her 'do her' and in turn she doing me/ She's on the phone wit her friends like, 'how cool is he!!'"|
|92985245070139392|,|@SpelmanSquirrel forreal? nd this whole time i was callin you Tiah|
|102747877671047168|,|RT @chelseafc: FT: Stoke City 0-0 Chelsea. Visit www.chelseafc.com for the full match report.|
|102125361248215040|,|Falmouth and Harwich faceoff tonight in Harwich at 7 p.m. in Game 1 of the CCBL championship series.|
|91997092209373184|,|Nakamoto ended his direct involvement with the project in late 2010   http://t.co/zFJwYpv|
|93170519335116800|,|Nothing more beautiful than a confident girl who doesn't pretend to be something she's not, down to earth, & lets no guy define who she is.|
|93269778998898688|,|No amount of makeup can conceal a stuck up attitude.|
|92785579934232576|,|Before you start blaming other people for your problems, you should look in the mirror and see that its not them, it's you!|
|92999355090481152|,|Refuse to be afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.  #GodGotit|
|91729700203937792|,|You can't spend your life wishing for something that's never going to happen. You gotta hold on to the next best thing.|
|92687910847004672|,|At the rate these guys are making this sign they should have it done an hour after the race is over. #NASCAR|
|92722670768095232|,|Unless you really do love me, don't say 'I love you' because I'm tired of falling for guys who don't really mean it #DamnTeenQuote|
|92338573914800128|,|#Pisces do well in jobs where they get to display compassion or where they get to utilize their intuition|
|102924579508461568|,|India celebrates 64th Independence Day today|
|91700350863675392|,|Don't give your heart to the first guy who comes along. Give it to the guy who will appreciate you the most.|
|92949506081034240|,|Amazing Giveaway! When i hit 1700 followers a random follower will be picked and a brand new xbox 360 won! International RT!|
|93695726583955456|,|This paunch is not a good paunch.|
|95906544255897600|,|Villas-Boas happy with squad: Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas is calm about a lack of transfer activity at Stamfo... http://bit.ly/oyoJgK|
|92280923424423936|,|Retweetin what ppl are doing fun for the weekend #go!|
|92705695694196736|,|I still don't understand why the game is decided by a different game. It's like replacing extra innings with a home run derby.|
|92206704678285312|,|That's what Vela is all about. Lurking in the penalty area to turn home crosses or rebounds. He's NOT a winger.|
|101380012988579840|,|I'm happy to report that the SETI telescope array is on its way to listening to the sky once again! http://is.gd/lqgPgi|
|100338505523281920|,|Reports of disturbances in the following areas: #Wathamstow, #PalmersGreen, #Enfield, #PondersEnd, #Earlsfield and #Westfield. #LondonRiots|
|93202345378332673|,|Halloween is more about your commitment to the costume than the costume itself. I take this shit really seriously.|
|94930009613017089|,|More Americans are Members of Facebook than Have Passports: A staggering 155 million Americans are on the social... http://bit.ly/p57Rrf|
|93200799991218176|,|Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'When the fuck did we learn this?!' #DamnTeenQuote|
|91716942049722368|,|Time flies but what swims?|
|93151054295875584|,|I used to carry over 700 CDs with me to most of the parties I did http://t.co/JEpZKtg|
|99614658503245824|,|Small "Piccosat" deployed on last day of mission w/ camera. Result: the last picture ever taken of a Shuttle in space.  http://t.co/kRO298a|
|93712856155045888|,|theres one person in the universe made exactly for their opposite significant. you just gotta find them and compromise.|
|91597092094607361|,|What goes around comes around. That's what people say.  so all the pain you caused me  will come back to you someday.|
|91693252989829120|,|RT if you want to be younger.|
|92822592901226496|,|In order to get what u want out of life..you have to make a plan, be clear, believe, and be confident in your decisions! #striving4greatness|
|93549387355140096|,|My name is miles and i tend to care too much about the wrong people.|
|91935452705206272|,|Teens are hard to please. Try some arts and crafts to keep them busy and to spark their creativity. http://digs.by/qAdy39|
|93557328405729280|,|Seeing your ex with their new partner and noticing they have down-graded.|
|93401517117280256|,|#whitepeoplehobbies writing letters if they have a complaint|
|91936326982696960|,|Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.|
|92243300312039426|,|Don't trust people whose feelings change with time. Trust people whose feelings remain the same, even when time changes.|
|91698295382081536|,|I love how on all of the medicine commercials it cures possibly ONE THING and has about a billion side effects...|
|97457198254407681|,|Arsenal player Cesc Fabregas is planning to release a recorded goodbye to Arsenal fans as soon as he has joined Barcelona. [via mirror]|
|96222040377393152|,|According to sources, Donovan McNabb's trade to the Vikings is in place: http://es.pn/oHFuN0|
|92715365989220352|,|I wish I can tell you how I feel in such a way that you'll never doubt it. #SLT|
|101496276415283200|,|News: Fast Processing for Your Next Paper in Libertas Journals: Many journals can take up to six months to give ... http://bit.ly/n9VkzA|
|93726771064741888|,|#Virgos have a strong sense of individuality and independence; being different comes natural.|
|92006871375945728|,|What? No Mark Dapin in the Good Weekend? What is the point of it then? What is even the point of Saturday? Goddamit|
|92108956037685248|,|" i used to stress him , find ways to impress him , now i can care less for him , shit i wish the best for him ."|
|100571949746495488|,|#Libya rebels clinging on to bir Ghanam town; gaddafi forces try to approach front line but rebels still holding ground|
|98176447029579776|,|Airport fire shuts ATC for minutes http://t.co/aqDBOsb|
|92132174240817152|,|Because #Scorpios have a powerful presence and the ability to affect others, think about what kind of influence you want to be.|
|91673391886630913|,|Hitting your hip on the corner of the table & feeling like you just got shot.|
|92795333788184578|,|usually when someone replies to you 'ok' pretty much the convo is dead..no need 2 keep going|
|93356496913567744|,|Had a dream I was on (one of) U2's tour buses and Bono was cooking a shrimp dish. What's going on|
|92322676332441600|,|Be kind to unkind people - they need it the most.|
|93135274573447168|,|I wish there was a Build-a-Boyfriend|
|93654618210443264|,|RT @JoelOsteen: When you pray God's promises instead of praying your problems, you will go from victim to victor.|
|92137827508305921|,|i can accept people calling them plastic generation because that's YOUR LOSS but anyone who doubts their bond i'll MURDER YOU|
|101495953428717569|,|Military News: White House photo at ceremony sparks protest: WASHINGTON — A White House photographer w... http://bit.ly/mT8Yz6 #military|
|95114160530141185|,|Milford man arrested for stealing cell phone during domestic dispute: A Milford man has been arrested after a do... http://bit.ly/qX92X7|
|92408024928489473|,|tryn not to waste time spendin time wasted! ... but it's hard|
|91669032561934337|,|America is crying out for leadership - leadership that will provide solutions to the massive problems facing our nation. http://t.co/XHGqRyj|
|93633764160319488|,|Motivating new hires - the top tips http://ht.ly/5HNah courtesy of @recruitermag #retention|
|93100211190251520|,|So many people wanna live in the lime light but can't handle the criticism that comes with it|
|97500470293168128|,|El Bulli just served its last dinner. Sources tell me Ferran shut off the lights in the middle of dessert and played 'Don't Stop Believin'.'|
|100966586155941888|,|RT @cnnbrk: Jury sentences polygamist leader Warren #Jeffs to life in prison on sex assault charges. http://t.co/cCpQZAH|
|98518238442434560|,|President Barack Obama looks at a photo presented to him while meeting with the crew of the Space Shuttle Endeavou http://twitpic.com/6011a2|
|93193581745025024|,|Aries are champions of lost causes & losing battles. This trait is due to a strong belief in their abilities to turn any situation around.|
|92334976997134336|,|Guys who treat their girls like the most precious thing in their lives. :)|
|100994783358631936|,|Apple now has a $3.5 billion lead over Exxon as the most valuable company in the world http://tcrn.ch/o8jTNN|
|93367929143435264|,|There are numerous other questions you can ask on a speed date if you rack your brains http://t.co/PLbzo3h|
|93569144976457728|,|#Leos  are sleek, enticing and Intensely responsive and there are bed partners who have scars to prove it.|
|93530117317472256|,|#Libras,may try to  force peace and calm by quelling every unpleasantness inside and outside of them,ignoring anything that  is not pleasant|
|91992365220380672|,|Judge in Casey Anthony defamation suit steps aside #cnn http://t.co/ueYsS31|
|101058689523400704|,|As we approach midnight, Newcastle, Sunderland and the whole of the Northumbria Police force area remains calm, quiet and disorder free|
|94808169984954368|,|This is now confirmed. RIP Amy Winehouse. A loss of one of the true vocal talents of her generation. This is terribly sad news.|
|91896068186443776|,|Off to the city...|
|93878998903431168|,|Fact: Comic-Con was was founded in Winnepeg, Canada in 1934. Relocated to California in 1942 in exchange for hockey|
|91928845980143616|,|Keep voting Jaco to 79922 and @106andpark app nothing on me|
|92469976082038784|,|My heart is only broken because it ran out of room to hold all the love i have for you. It burst.|
|93530575767470081|,|Things worth having are worth waiting for. Go for it! Be persistent, no matter what. #ihatequotes|
|91905969658920960|,|Only #Capricorn family & closest friends ever get to understand somewhat of who we really are.|
|93729413014880257|,|My first fragrance is now available in the UK at The Perfume Shop! You can order online now!! http://t.co/DAI7Mns Love to all my UK dolls!|
|91665901581123584|,|RT @PiscesAreUs #Pisces are also very sensual creatures and love good food, resting and just enjoying simple quality with one other person.|
|99994149322883072|,|Warren Jeffs' nephew: He raped me: Jurors will hear additional testimony Saturday in an effort to determine the ... http://bit.ly/oZCo96|
|99641044160872449|,|Now S&P fires a torpedo into the US economy by downgrading govt debt. How did we give it such power? 2/2|
|92955019615272961|,|I put on the Full Armor of God - Eph 6:10|
|102065579078332417|,|Former Pennsylvania Judge Mark Ciavarella, Jr Sentenced to 28 Yrs in #Prison for 'Kids-for-Cash' Scheme http://t.co/IXI8m5q #detention|
|91866754225156096|,|Progressive Growth of Turkish banks attracts Foreign Investors: Turkey has gained the attention of foreign inves... http://bit.ly/rfDYdc|
|93373830558523392|,|@hunnifive 2) Volunteer in classrooms. Get to know the teachers, the curriculum, and how you can support both.|
|92058600536674304|,|Yo girlfriend a ton of fun!|
|92272184021626881|,|O'Reilly Slams Accident Theory in Casey Anthony Trial in Discussion With ...|
|93526717125234688|,|And if we're listening...we'll hear the whispers of the voice within, of the purest truth that lives in our heart. ~➢http://t.co/KSlhjGi|
|94808210258669568|,|2.25 million Iraqis have been displaced inside Iraq, as the result of the U.S. invasion as of May 2007.|
|93425191153172480|,|I had a dream that little #blackpeoplehobbies and #whitepeoplehobbies could all trend together in peace....|
|92621379295391744|,|I explained that the pathology of slavery has horrible affects on black families & provided her an alternative to her opinion|
|95289511801663488|,|HOT Info: Census data: African Americans now outnumber whites in Hyde Park http://ow.ly/1dWSI3|
|92691023037349889|,|Lmao of course for the 30 seconds when someone accidentally turns off the TV. Japan scores..Smh..#Comedy|
|93305039787012096|,|astonishing to hear that 10 out of 45 in Met public affairs office are ex News International.|
|101392563843502082|,|Frank heading to East Texas for its second location http://goo.gl/CckYH via @austin360|
|93338456318689280|,|AS Red and AS Blue release their debut singles http://t.co/5ppACKi|
|91937050722447360|,|TIP: Read hundreds of intimate questions you can ask your girlfriend or boyfriend http://t.co/XvbOM49|
|93063371515105280|,|Ladies: the Lord gave you knees. So if you don't get on them and blow me, you're using the Lords knees in vain.|
|93314229783887872|,|This is the worst Kraftwek gig ever.|
|93352875811549184|,|As of May 2011, no major retailer accepts the currency for payment  http://t.co/IXzh5xe|
|92794777971593217|,|Kinda pissed bc twitter made every1's Avi the size of a dime -_- #Why|
|91653562978934784|,|I can't imagine how cool it must feel for a band/artist to hear the whole crowd singing the words to their songs. #concertweirdos|
|92482598676332545|,|That awkward moment when Harry Potter is done and millions of nerds dont know what to do with their lives.|
|92078515289194496|,|Knowing that someone is wrong for you, doesn't change the way you feel.|
|92700976489832448|,|Tobin Heath in for the #USWNT. She replaces Rapinoe. Immediately she gets into the action, overlapping Lloyd, but can't beat her man.|
|95630164792324096|,|Stocks End Lower on Debt Deadlock http://dlvr.it/cYcjf|
|93077788193591297|,|Participants bring things they do not need and exchange them for the unwanted goods of another participant   http://t.co/zqrgzgP|
|89508006265487360|,|I used to like my neighbor, until they put a password on their WiFi.|
|93488792429801473|,|It's official #episode209 must trend tonight for a really big Ezria scoop. I'm nervous that you'll do it and I'll have to tell....|
|92035319075049473|,|RT @Revis24: Watchin arena football wishin I could play what I love to do.|
|100724230852845568|,|Props to the people who helped chased the rioters away in london.. Hold tight manchester #londonriots|
|92919202943483904|,|Just once in my life, I want someone to fight for me.|
|98017799158497280|,|There are twice as many prisoners in the U.S. as in China, even though China's population is 5x that of the U.S.|
|97028520554938368|,|#F1 Bernie Ecclestone says Sky pay-to-view TV deal will grow F1's audience http://t.co/JAJzt4x via @autosportnews|
|98446576988585984|,|Space shuttle Columbia part found in East Texas #cnn http://t.co/cCcddUD|
|93104022759804928|,|Every little thing is gonna be alright. Sometimes God uses pain to inspect us, correct us, direct us, and perfect us. #TheNotebook|
|92509946524086272|,|He claims she's a crack addict that fabricated her lawsuit, and he has a surprise witness to prove it!|
|93749170434871296|,|You eat me and I owe u a suck llam|
|93512065980964864|,|so when i checked in they greeted me as ' mr hogwarts' and just i ordered some food and they said 'it will be up in 30 minutes mr hogwarts'|
|100902012501229568|,|For those who haven't seen it, the dramatic picture of a woman leaping from a burning building in #Croydon: http://t.co/8YSVoBs|
|92665718839054336|,|So #hacking claimed jobs of two CEOs, two editors, hundreds of journalists -- now boss of #MetPolice. And the carnage has only just begun|
|93307612120088577|,|Erasing  texts before a party so you don't have to worry when people steal your phone.|
|92932865184112640|,|Both teams playing a beautiful game with possession and attack as the focus. Its the way a final should be played. Glad you all enjoyed.|
|97074481746550785|,|Wait, Health Shuler actually stuck with the Democrats? This is the first time in two careers that he didn't throw to the other team.|
|92029248424001536|,|I hate it when someone really skinny says their fat so they can get the attention they want.|
|92574271288778752|,|Theresa May is to give a statement to Commons on Monday about the Met's role in hacking... About time too! She's kept well out of it so far.|
|92454692201840640|,|#RetweetThisIf your default picture is actually you with no edits|
|93593263969280000|,|Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep , 87% think about the girl they truly care about.|
|98110881665253376|,|Deal's Big Secret: Tax Hikes Possible: Bipartisan committee to be formed in debt deal would be free to look at a... http://fxn.ws/qUcHgY|
|93009463564447745|,|chloe_anne111: @example - whats the name of the song that you did with Giggs? < 'Imogen Thomas Is Peng'|
|92314869461823488|,|Fly as I where y'all niccas at|
|91953729313579008|,|THANK YOU ALL for your efforts, big and small. A total TEAM effort was needed to pull this off, and im so honored to be a part of this team.|
|100719104977154048|,|Riots spread to third UK city - police say small number of vehicles set on fire, some criminal damage in Liverpool|
|92470290466091008|,|Nobody is afraid of the dark, they are afraid of what's in it. No one is afraid to say 'I love you,' they are afraid of the answer. .#DLT|
|93382096650899456|,|the spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine|
|92332387152830464|,|#Aquarius will make unbelievers believe after their sex game!|
|92505773191593984|,|Don't plan on going to sleep tonight.|
|92808907893907456|,|#ZodiacFacts #Pisces,make great friends (for life) who are generous and kind hearted (with a  true sense of kindness.|
|93100886213140481|,|By educating ourselves on the right way to barter, we open ourselves up to many resources and possibilities http://t.co/1gXWzwm|
|92350640206000128|,|#Libra is a lover of beauty and good music.|
|93023640379076609|,|If you're in the LA area this Friday and would like to watch/be in a Struck By Lightning scene email [email protected]! C u there!|
|92723017372794881|,|That annoying moment when your friends are whispering in front of you|
|92369414032343040|,|The Edge of Glory is on Z100 radio right now!! Crying in the car! Thank you so much NY! I love you, this is a dream come true.|
|91697775619739648|,|lets make love under the full moon..... tonight .|
|95103154651275264|,|PEOPLE DETAINED IN OSLO ON SUNDAY HAVE BEEN RELEASED, HAD NO LINK TO ATTACKS - POLICE LAWYER TELLS REUTERS|
|92734157263863808|,|You can't own a woman fellas if she wants to go out and do something she will.|
|92784400827289601|,|Sure glad he's being sued for reducing the sentence of one of his political pals in San Diego, after the punk participated in a murder|
|91826158009712641|,|A respectable man is the one who can honor a woman's principle..|
|93326271056060418|,|Glad the Hillsborough 96 have been mentioned. The Sun's smearing of the victims was the lowest point of British journalism #hackgate #j96|
|91754140123930624|,|the more you try not to care, the more you end up caring.|
|100632770598027265|,|David Cameron came home early from Africa when pressure & criticism of Andy Coulson escalated. But economic & social meltdown? Fuck that.|
|93553229345980417|,|Have regular times in the presence of the Lord, you will see yourself growing in grace|
|92110996134576128|,|[Hot News] Han Geng wil come to Bangkok in Sep for DVD concert promotion. More information coming soon!! http://yfrog.com/kli0klqj|
|98561474154336256|,|Muslims Are Loyal to U.S. And Hopeful, Poll Finds http://nyti.ms/puRUGZ|
|93086151035994113|,|Tory'on Newsnight, Nick Boles, deacribes Hackgate as 'a little local difficulty' was paid 'up to £5000' for News International columns.|
|92077173778825216|,|According to their songs, JayZ and Beyonce spend most of their relationship sitting next to each other in a car|
|93747579149488129|,|Wow did I just copy and paste the doctors office?? #DamnYouTechnology Sorry Doc :p|
|98919027602231296|,|ITC judge in Kodak vs. Apple, RIM case retires http://cnet.co/pUKNdx|
|97500291691331584|,|accountant new york The Rosen Law Firm Announces Class Action Lawsuit Against JBI, Inc. ;) http://t.co/iNHSozN|
|92289190707990528|,|#MetPolice chief Paul Stephenson dined 18 times with NI execs as Met investigated #NoW, inc 8 times with NoW dep ed, Wallis, who he hired|
|92640125753896960|,|http://twitpic.com/5rnt79 - Off to rehearsal for a surprise performance and video. :)  love you monsters. Fight for your life.|
|91700897842860033|,|Flirting is cheating to|
|93065532982566912|,|first 100 people who RT my next tweets will be listed. no lie :)|
|93352942912012288|,|The video of man throwing pie at #Murdoch at #hacking hearing http://me.lt/7X0ha #NOTW|
|93349226741907456|,|In your arms, that's where I wanna be.|
|93546678673616896|,|Everything comes to us that belongs to us if we create the capacity to receive it: Rabindranath Tagore|
|92917737751453696|,|I loved you, I loved with all that's in my power. I was used and abused till I was sweet and sour.|
|92923364871647232|,|'And whatever you do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through Him.' (Col 3:17)|
|100723938568572929|,|UPDATE: DO NOT GO OUT IN LIVERPOOL, MANCHESTER, LONDON, SURREY, ESSEX or anywhere for that matter|
|92356095913365505|,|Many confuse lust with love.|
|100901337633521664|,|The Guardian's story on the fire at Pias and reaction from bands http://bit.ly/nBKiSs|
|93165074721677312|,|Brick Squad Monopoly till da death of me|
|92960597125238784|,|This has got to be the worst british summer of all time.|
|100553819494158337|,|Can confirm Oxlade-Chamberlain is having medical at Arsenal right now. Deal to be completed later today or tomorrow. Long-term contract #afc|
|91998342103564288|,|The payout of this generated transaction is set according to the inflation schedule programmed into the protocol    http://t.co/gZguaF4|
|94247453636829184|,|Angry Birds, from Finnish company Rovio, has hit 300 million downloads. They are no longer angry. Sequel will be called Contented Birds.|
|92491265085677568|,|I can't just WAKE UP and think I stopped loving her overnight :P|
|93797966971813889|,|The past is so scary, because it repeats itself. -__-|
|91760551276986368|,|If a girl has a Twitter username that claims she's hot,  sexy, pretty, or bad, 100% of the time she's not|
|99437770719768576|,|Philippine Airlines flight to LA diverted to Japan      (AP): AP - Philippine Airlines says its flight to Los A... http://yhoo.it/nW6f3U|
|93424027716157440|,|RT @Insanity: Follow @Insanity, and RT this for a chance to win an @Insanity the Asylum workout kit! http://tweetsw.in/939/ #giveaway|
|92453481046216704|,|Sometimes it's not the person you miss, it's the feeling you had when you were with them.|
|92254567957397504|,|RT @AquariusWins #Aquarians can't stand suck-ups, whether those people suck up to them or others.|
|93528000569671681|,|RT @ZodiacFacts: #ZodiacFacts #Aries,fear the neediness in themselves  and others and the feeling of smallness.|
|93513211462164480|,|The lead may change several more times in this last 300 meters!|
|92482473824501763|,|Being in love is like jumping off a cliff. You don't care that it hurt like hell b/c for a short period of time; you felt like you could fly|
|93726336631316480|,|Just bought some chocolate hair..let's see what the hype is about!!|
|92854688948559872|,|RT @ohteenquotes: The person who really loves you can feel your sadness, happiness and everything in your heart. #ohteenquotes|
|89857111722438656|,|Relationships would be so much better if people would stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right.|
|92768228354424832|,|Guys, if a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Don't take her for granted. #QFG|
|91961905131950080|,|One Direction's single has leaked. RETWEET if you're going to be a TRUE FAN and wait untill its officially released :)|
|96064326309384192|,|SOURCES: Steve Hutchinson, Ryan Longwell, & Jared Allen have flown to Washington to beg the #Redskins not to trade D. McNabb to the #Vikings|
|93250111156654082|,|Bond market for SMEs - one of the proposals expecteded at launch of consultation to find alternatives to bank lending: http://t.co/GWcicyO|
|96569948897427456|,|second yellow card. tanggung la kau singapore|
|91839109567488000|,|Solar energy being promoted in Manipur: Imphal, July 15: In an endeavor to promote the usage of solar energy, th... http://bit.ly/pwbSBr|
|91923784533151744|,|The #Scorpio have an air of mystery surrounding them. You won’t know what they are thinking unless they trust you.|
|92870617346482176|,|Happiness is one of those things that multiplies when it is divided|
|97969923694931968|,|Al Jazeera English hits US screens after New York cable deal http://bit.ly/ncOGWl #journalism|
|97004151946481664|,|Apple now has more cash on hand than the US gov; $76 billion to $73b. I guess fucking people out of 1/3 of their money isn't enough. #taxes|
|94386507481219072|,|Thousands of troops have been deployed in the Syrian capital, Damascus, ahead of another Friday of mass protests, activists say.|
|92852152875225089|,|look at the time of the bagulho|
|92443247850422272|,|I have been personally victimized by the creepy pedo version of Regina George! Oh noes! xD|
|93494909058809856|,|You can be an educated, intelligent person and STILL smoke #weed!|
|93010231906418688|,|I thought of an airtight alibi, now I just have to come up with a worthy crime.|
|92321488069328897|,|3 bad bitches fresh out the shower maccin in their towels. U wish you were me|
|102352338030837761|,|10* romps with Tampa Bay. EPL starts today. I'll take a shot at Liverpool -1|
|93614285812539392|,|RT @TeenLifeFeel: For once I want to mean something to someone... other than just friends. Is that too selfish to want?|
|103212458935726080|,|RT @Matt_HayesSN: RT @suzhalliburton: Breaking news: Aggies approved president taking action with issue of conference alignment|
|100503261404078081|,|Home Secretary: 'those responsible for violence will be made to face the consequences of their actions'. http://tinyurl.com/3he7tql|
|97017783145070592|,|The legislative slide, now its a bit later for House final vote on Boehner bill 5:45--6:15p|
|93150588723937280|,|The perfect addition for every party or function http://t.co/LMuMLyZ|
|93643033098190848|,|About to start last block of filming for series 2 of #Sherlock. In the meantime, series 1 starts repeat on BBC1 tonight at 8.30!|
|101659761988214784|,|Over the top: Man sues TSA after arrest for scrawling 4th Amendment on chest. Click now for latest http://bit.ly/nNXorJ|
|91694301188329473|,|Court order blocks North Las Vegas Ward 4 winner: A judge on Thursday threw yet another wrench into the effort t... http://bit.ly/nrvbi1|
|91648482611437568|,|RT @TheNoteboook: Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for.|
|91731283218141184|,|Justin went go-karting with Caitlin, Christian, Jeremy and Jaden? Aw cute.|
|93163400829468672|,|Wow, I use to like you? What the hell was I thinking?|
|92500228346880000|,|most times i care too much|
|101654556852748288|,|RT @MerseyPolice: The Liverpool game against Sunderland at Anfield on Saturday, 13 August, is still on.|
|92792365793808385|,|This guy is such a d-bag, one of the easiest people to hate in the whole world|
|92262054781661184|,|I havnt been to this salon in a min i thought was gona be pack like the old days NEGATIVE it lost its swag|
|94807440419332097|,|Unbelievably sad, sad news - Amy Winehouse was found dead at her flat this afternoon #RIPAmy|
|93481883668725762|,|#ZodiacFacts #Aries,deal with anger on issues right away—with this kind of character, there is little room for festering.|
|92073562759892992|,|That, compared and contrasted with certain other states like Massachusetts, which I will just pull out randomly, not first, but 47th|
|92168102359474176|,|@AshrafGhori @hishamwyne what do you think of my proposal??? 2 months of prep to ensure perfection for my fiance. http://t.co/zKl8wT6|
|93364673793110020|,|Cameron is running around with a pie right now trying to get someone to nudge it into his face.|
|99594637676789760|,|#Syria #Homs: all neighborhoods are under either shelling or shooting, people are responding with Takbeer chants. #RamadanMassacre|
|93492700275412992|,|Sometimes we focus on the wrong things yo.|
|101734277972107264|,|Uzbekistan man pleads not guilty to charges that he threatened to kill President Obama http://wapo.st/qmqNA0|
|91812471555362816|,|The police can't handle this crowd.  They said this is the largest crowd in the history of the Today Show!|
|93004310916497409|,|Note to self: If he cares, he will make an effort.|
|93099397897916416|,|Some people are just not compatible with each other ... Don't stress it , Just move on to someone your compatible with #TakeChances|
|91766660503044097|,|i Wish i was Cuddling with her right now, i want her to fall asleep in my arms feeling my warmth & feeling protected.|
|98820897640685568|,|FAA Shutdown Continues: How Bad Could it Get?: Lawmakers, who have recessed until September, failed to reach an agreement that would ...|
|93160455538884608|,|we grow up & we change... if you grow up & stay the same then you have a problem|
|92671353727094784|,|I love my momma to death... RT This if you LOVE your mother|
|93048570458025984|,|I'd show you the inside of the dumpster, but it's too gruesome. http://t.co/ObH3Vo6|
|93034753430798336|,|#FACT we are only given today and never promised tommorow. So never hide anything away & say what you have to say.|
|93734863659737089|,|RT @AboutAquarius The charming, weird, strange, different, what ever it is called, an #Aquarius is envied by many but adored by more|
|101022946017017856|,|'Mindless criminal damage and wanton violence' in #Manchester & #Salford 'will not go unpunished', say police http://bbc.in/rh9y4e #ukriots|
|93721675656466433|,|I hate it when you reallllllllly want to say something, and the topic changes!|
|92986112385097728|,|In answer to a few questions, Derby say there's been no approach for Matt Oakley.|
|91681877689245696|,|DO you and Campbell live in the same part of Australia?  (@jwinno live on http://twitcam.com/5pn0l)|
|101469932000264193|,|@subodh1945 Congress insiders say Rahul Gandhi has No substance and will not become Prime Minister ----WIKILEAKS. but cnn ibn leaks?|
|97865728119681024|,|Virgin America is letting 'light travelers' board first--that's people who don't have to stow anything in the overhead bin. Genius!|
|92966878200336384|,|RT @iRespectFemales: Remember the day we first started talking to each other? Cause thats what started you and I.|
|92002077940781056|,|Cross the line if you're sick of waiting.|
|100536116343607296|,|@BloombergNow The Goats of Wall St launched an offensive against Obama by downgrading the U.S. credit. The culprits are still at large!|
|94939136431095808|,|Interesting developments in Dayton, 2 Dutch Lion coaches and the Battery head coach have been sent off. #uslpro #charleston #dayton|
|93000643375149056|,|When I was little I thought the moon was following me when I was in the car.♥ #swag|
|91646469370675200|,|@ChingChing_HOEE I said alr but you aint say nothing about it today , what you want me to remind you .|
|91732691678007296|,|Did you know that World Ocean Day is on the 8th of June? Let's celebrate it by   pledging to 'Live Green' http://bitly.com/oyKOZU|
|93717163684278274|,|i shouldve went to smokey house lol , its boring then a bitch w/o them niggas over here .|
|92701225673428992|,|All these ppl watching the Womens World Cup proves 1 thing. Sex is not the issue in sports, the WNBA really does just suck.|
|92819792620298240|,|now #skateboarding with the crew. #SWAG|
|92720622232276992|,|Scotland Yard boss issues statement on resignation in wake of phone hacking scandal. http://t.co/pPpwYFp|
|92962155711827968|,|A British soldier shot dead in Afghanistan was today named as LCpl Paul Watkins of the 9th/12th Royal Lancers (Prince of Wales's)|
|92951455752929281|,|That awkward moment when you're all excited about opening a present, and when you open it, it sucks. #RelatableQuote|
|91871127181328384|,|I need you here but you not there now :( #b_r|
|92342027555053568|,|Take a long cold shower this weather is ridiculous|
|91686575678832640|,|Creatively, an #Aries should follow his or her own individual vision, and allow their personality to emerge through their creativity.|
|91676190217220096|,|@justinbieber Please watch it and if you want to follow me.. (; http://t.co/QP7rBXA  Oh why do I have to dig you for you to follow?! = \\|
|93488627505561601|,|Damn I wish the Rugrats still came on.. Tommy was my lil Nigga|
|93461072069140480|,|@g4tv This is the type of stuff you should be producing and airing instead of all this Cops and Ninja junk - http://t.co/1WnCnEf|
|98181635383640064|,|They Blinded Us With 'Science!' http://bit.ly/pFiOOU|
|93691914536239104|,|Sen. John Cornyn on Gang of Six plan: the devil is in the details and we don't have details.|
|93792640193150976|,|Buying Keywords and Product Selection Criteria For Increased Conversions: The basic idea of SEO every internet m... http://bit.ly/pRjCil|
|92990513111760896|,|What is your favorite thing about the Bajan lifestyle?|
|92692773161025536|,|Opening pie factory next to  the euro lottery winners is best buisness idea I've heard|
|91964854801403904|,|Brand New pictures on FaceBook .|
|93688899884421120|,|The teacher says work with a partner, I look at my friend, we both nod.|
|91693481969467392|,|when your in a strong relationship there isn't ANY problem that you cant fix.|
|92238889653256192|,|Had to for the sis no christopher wallace RT @lovedatgirless: S/0 to my bro @League_bound  for cuming to my bday bash and he dont even party|
|97040545645473792|,|Models that were in the Run The World Fashion Show for Essence in New Orleans go to On The Scene w/ StarLynn ... http://tmi.me/dFXLR|
|92642134204760065|,|It's safe to say me and @starboynathan were the best team but I will give it to @biancaparade & @Wretch32 they put the effort in!|
|92237627129991169|,|Its nice to be assumed as under 21, but when you have 2 children you get the shameful look LMBO! Thats when I dont mind saying 30!!!! Ha!|
|93462789858918400|,|Whoever created the ignore button on cell phones needs to reinvent it because it's waaay too obvious now|
|93005654737952768|,|A #Pisces will tell you something that you have never heard before and it will touch you on the inside.|
|94810397047132161|,|Too much death and tragedy in the past two days.  Love to Norway. RIP Amy Winehouse.|
|93036974818074624|,|my email inbox could be featured on an episode of Hoarders.|
|93726115671183360|,|We should have seen the warning signs with Rebecca Brooks when Ross Kemp was more scared of her than a Mexican drugs cartel.|
|92098137040236544|,|#Pisces determine how they feel about things by patiently assessing both their positive and negative qualities. #ZodiacZone|
|92705848836628480|,|As sad as I am for USA...I cry for Japan too...you can not deny their spirit and heart....and their nation will embrace this moment...|
|92239392944558080|,|RT @Tru_Diamonds Prom season is here! Ladies RT for a chance to win these earrings! Perfect for adding glamour to your d|
|93355996377911296|,|via combination therapy, not just one type of drug.  http://t.co/LHLuT0O|
|94267246997807104|,|Study confirms that children who spend more than 2 hours a day on a computer  might  have slight psychological problems. We're all fucked.|
|92625093649375232|,|This is just all a game. And we're just all the little pieces.....|
|93600838882295808|,|why im up at 338 venting? i couldnt tell ya|
|91997524235264000|,|Can't wait till winter time. When I can wear lotion on my face again.|
|93522968298266624|,|When an #Aquarian allows you to become intimately close with them, believe that you are very special to them|
|91657152875335681|,|Thx to all my fans who are outside the hotel right now! Love y'all and I appreciate the plaque.|
|93339235943325696|,|@KayleighLoves1D ehm the thursday which was the 24th i think .. wby ?:P xxx|
|103226937052381184|,|FA hits Arsenal's Alex Song and Gervinho with three-match bans http://t.co/ux7kwRh via @guardian|
|92430040842776576|,|kno me RT @HashXCash Dant be off the GOOP!|
|94142638093115392|,|European leaders reach deal to resolve Greek debt crisis: European leaders have secured a deal to resolve Greece... http://bit.ly/owpYG8|
|100508351074545664|,|EXCLUSIVE: Sky News will be first UK broadcasters to embed with London's rioters as they loot another Curry's store tonight. #Londonriots|
|100720839560933376|,|#Police in #Leeds confirm one vehicle was burnt out earlier on #Chapeltown Rd. Incident was short-lived and dealt with by the fire service.|
|92931106382413824|,|I didn't learn ethics in school, I learned them on the mean streets of GTA. #qanda|
|98029817156468736|,|Watch the Press Conference with #USMNT Head Coach Jurgen Klinsmann...Live Stream on ussoccer.com: http://bit.ly/o14zDw|
|92044726932480002|,|RT @iQuoteSwag: The best relationships are the ones in which you can be lovers and still act like best friends.|
|92712259708665856|,|0 - Brazil are the first side to ever to fail to score a single penalty in a penalty shoot-out in the Copa América. Eliminated|
|91742927059030016|,|The minute you start caring about what other people think, is the minute you stop being yourself.|
|92433257878134784|,|lololol i just remembered the part in dh2 when filch runs in and is like STUDENTS OUT OF BED!!!!|
|93777976876998656|,|.@140townhall I ask 4 ur vote as I try 2 return ur voice to DC.  If elected POTUS, I will represent u w/a titanium spine no matter the cost.|
|93390911022698496|,|We only see two things in people; what we want to see, and what they want to show us.|
|92387359672385537|,|#Scorpio is known for being sarcastic.|
|92769351656148993|,|Put trust in Allah. He satisfies your needs as those of birds who are hungry in the morning, but return full to their nests in the evening.|
|95502045565562880|,|Borno Haram: More Bombs rock Borno State|
|93784376336318464|,|A reputation for a thousand years may depend upon the conduct of a single moment.|
|93085438574723072|,|\"@XSTROLOGY: #Taurus spends a lot of time getting to know their lover before they commit.\"|
|92703412990394368|,|Penalties are the worse way to decide a championship #fact|
|102483783097389056|,|I think @joey7barton was in the wrong today! He should not have got invovled and assaulted Gerviniho like that #justsaying|
|92786929548013568|,|SARCASM = the best way in insulting idiots and they don't even realize. #DamnItsTrue|
|92111285424107520|,|It's funny how you think I can never move on and forget you. Because I actually have|
|93461965313277952|,|#blackpeoplehobbies talking in the movies and telling the characters what to do|
|90586515251544064|,|There's no such thing as being too BUSY in a relationship. If u really want something, you'll make a time for it.|
|92671467975745536|,|I don't give a damn and it shows. Tupac|
|93415320596905984|,|does concerning proceeds from barter transactions, but taxation is handled the same way as a cash transaction   http://t.co/TziwIx5|
|92903959836114944|,|Distancing has only 3 reasons: Either you hate that person, you want to move on, or you're too scared to fall completely for that person.|
|92383286952869889|,|God sure do got his way getting my attention|
|93080394370519040|,|Holy fuck! The www.dailymail.co.uk has been hacked, it’s full of stories based on under researched, right wing propa.. oh wait.|
|102486506131824641|,|Man and teenager charged with murders of three men hit by a car in Birmingham in early hours of Wednesday morning|
|91875950614151168|,|She is not crying for fun, her pain is actually real.|
|92836172925120512|,|I want to hear Justin's point of view on this non stop drama. Not Scooter's no offense but all this about Justin not him.|
|94495446168387584|,|State moves to shut down local recycling service: We no way, shape or form own the customer's materi... http://bit.ly/pTeP60 #realestate|
|91859967807733760|,|So I went ahead and got up and got an haircut|
|93093019691134977|,|For everything related in the #DMV area concerning music, breaking news, and other exclusive stories go to http://www.DMVFollowers.com/|
|93176002540339201|,|Females, have some respect for yourselves, and males, have some respect for females.|
|93355912500224000|,|Right now, drugs that deal with the pleasure circuit are being tested in some cases, humans. http://t.co/T1Xcdst|
|102460966314311681|,|Las Vegas' AJ VanMeetren hits sac fly in top of 5th to put the Nevada crew up 5-0.#ALWSShelby|
|92404619178819584|,|news UN flies aid to Islamist Somalia: The UN makes its first aid delivery to drought vics in areas of S... http://bit.ly/qEoZdS 341.com|
|92624558737195008|,|#Aquarians know what they want and always aim to achieve it without giving up|
|94303538561290240|,|Ad indus. sources say NI pitching for ads for Sun on Sunday. Even talk of launch at start of football. But Murdoch told Commons 'no plans'|
|92237627159355392|,|RT @msElle_laReine I could never have a baby for a man just to keep him with me ur dumb|
|92974308044976128|,|#Pisces are not used to being spoiled so when they are they bask in it.|
|93015368544686080|,|@FranciscaClark i already knoww! In the long run they easier to deal with but as kids they are baddd|
|93750090417709056|,|Never cheat on a woman that holds you down when no one else does.|
|93329043780419584|,|Got goose bumps all up and down my thighs in class....cold af|
|92203555385131008|,|That awkward moment when you can't find your phone because your bed ate it. #viatumblr|
|92308224937701376|,|A mans testosterone level is the highest in the morning. That's the cause of men having 'Morning Wood'.|
|93051169718534144|,|Keep pictures, because pictures never change, even the people in it do. #FOF|
|91997280936263680|,|#Virgo have a keen practical sense. They always carry more than one condom.|
|102072128706318336|,|WW2 Hero's ashes scattered at RAF Linton,Flight Sergeant Stan Greaves a true hero http://t.co/RTrWBoy @HONOUROURFORCES Pls RT|
|92987780480761857|,|In 1983, 'Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'' started a 15-week run on the Billboard Hot 100 chart, and hit its peak position of #5 this week!|
|100644516125622272|,|RT @cbfowler JoePa was blindsided by WR Devon Smith (5-7,157) during a drill as he was taking notes. More coming up on SC & @CFBLIVE|
|94524421292834816|,|President Obama to deliver statement at 6 p.m. ET - White House|
|101396531642515456|,|RT: Massive respect to the #Enfield group, Guardian now confirms there was NO racial element to the group. Important this is shared.|
|93060988441604096|,|Maybe I should treat you the way you treat me and you will see if you like it.|
|93184985716097024|,|If you grew up on watching the original Rugrats R e T w e e t this.|
|92034073391923201|,|With my level of cryptic tweets i should be working for RSA.|
|91744953566367745|,|A true friend sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else believes the smile on your face. #xEpicTeens|
|92791449166422017|,|Shout out to all everyone that went to church after the offering was collected, the lord is watching u|
|93105665089867776|,|BREAKING NEWS -- RT @CNBCbrk: Murdoch Is Considering Stepping Down As CEO Of NewsCorp.|
|93289285981175808|,|Bicyclists Beat Airplane in Carmageddon Race Across L.A.: Angelenos shunned their preferred mode of transportation – the venerable au...|
|94453092074008577|,|Scottish hacking probe announced: Strathclyde Police are to investigate phone hacking and breaches of data prote... http://bbc.in/nGnvld|
|94813064473481216|,|BREAKING NEWS: Amy Winehouse was found dead in London flat according to reports. @MTVNews will have more on this story as it develops.|
|94542412994711552|,|Sky News report that the gunman's name is Anders Behring Breivik. Here's his Facebook profile: http://t.co/eK8yYJg ABSOLUTELY UNCONFIRMED!|
|92362617393385472|,|US Stock Futures Turn Mixed Ahead Of Payrolls Report|
|101018319678734336|,|Just to reiterate we're not aware of any disorder anywhere in the county. People may notice a more visible officer presence in key areas|
|93161284933132288|,|Sometimes we f*ck with love. But when the time comes and we realize we wanna get serious, love f*cks with us.|
|100149095301259264|,|http://ur1.ca/3tceg The US Department of Energy says aggressive driving can trim your miles per gallon a whopping 33% on highways an... *|
|91860504699600896|,|Have to go into work to check my hours.. This will be awkward|
|94818647805140993|,|Safe to say that everyone at the #paltweetup is in full solidarity with Egyptians in Tahrir square right now #SCAF|
|98888035881586691|,|RT @cnnbrk: Actor and NFL star Charles 'Bubba' Smith dies #BubbaSmith http://on.cnn.com/pBg33W|
|94811433027633152|,|It's true. Amy Winehouse found dead in her London home. Rushing to @enews now to get story and shoot update. Stay tuned @eonline.|
|93171551859519488|,|It doesnt take away from the fact that you are sexy as fuck though.,|
|102266212200890368|,|Five New Apple Retail Stores Opening Around the World: As we reported, Apple is opening 5 new retail stores on S... http://t.co/kpr0Ppx|
|93354486411689984|,|paying taxes has been shown to activate the pleasure circuit  http://t.co/vEOxkf3|
|93275016036229121|,|Listening to an old song and still being able to remember the lyrics. #ITSJ|
|94198829171216384|,|Zaheer today... gone tomorrow! India face anxious wait over fitness of bowler Khan: By Lawrence Booth India were... http://bit.ly/ohohv0|
|93761496332517376|,|If you didn't know, @Wale's next album will be entitled #Ambition, let's get it to trend and show people we support our hometown brotha!|
|92115211363942401|,|Never make a decision when u are angry and never make a promise when u are happy|
|95590617853345793|,|POTUS to address nation, 9 pm tonight, re stalemate over avoiding default and the best approach to cutting deficits. Watch @ wh.gov/live.|
|91708111324319746|,|Happiness is when we can appreciate and embrace all what we have and not live in regret of the past.|
|93176899584524288|,|@analysis215 please darling, follow this acc. @teengodfriends . this acc will be so amazing!! please darling and promote this acc.|
|93476427013423104|,|"and I try not to think of what might happen when your reality finally cuts through." -@paramore|
|93040261730533376|,|how do bitches be content knowing they 'boyfriend' got other 'girlfriends' that shit just dont fly with me|
|92891661000130561|,|Petr Cech is the first out on to the pitch, nice for him to be involved after some time on the sidelines. #CFC (SL)|
|92981965162156032|,|I chose construction over demolition because I want to build people up rather than tear them down.|
|93551127378927616|,|#ZodiacFacts With a #Sagittarius,There's a rush to declare the Truth of the matter, often before all the facts are in.|
|93071530300424192|,|I just entered the @BigSean x @ComplexMag #FinallyFamous contest for a chance to chill with Big Sean & other prizes http://cmplx.it/ob81Ho|
|100912986448863232|,|Malaysian student, Asyraf Haziq attacked and robbed randomly in Barking, London. He was on his way to get some food for Iftar.|
|100961869161959425|,|Croydon Mosque says it is open to help anyone affected by the riots, who may require shelter, food and support: http://t.co/ADup6ZY #UKRiots|
|96116890295992320|,|Great news: Wazin/Dhiba boder - thousands of Libyan families are RETURNING to their homes in Nafousa mountain now that it's safer #libya|
|93472959792033792|,|#ZodiacFacts #Aquarius,don't want to follow all the rules, although they may make quite a few of their own.|
|92423116034285568|,|@Mohawk_Street dam i need to be with u i jus got zone in the air|
|93732498076479489|,|RT @TheQuoteWhore: Be grateful that you don't have everything you want, that means that you have the opportunity to be happier tomorrow.|
|92269819742781440|,|So, from now on when you think of me, just remember that I could've been the best thing you ever had.|
|92322448560754688|,|That moment of disgusted satisfaction when you completely obliterate a bitchy zit. http://tumblr.com/x663jaou9z|
|92276158808334336|,|'The road to success is thru commitment & the strength to drive thru that commitment when times get hard' -Will Smith|
|93143017984229378|,|RT @ScorpioSeason #Scorpios are demanding of others but never ask someone to do what they would not do themselves|
|93178631794339840|,|Beauty may get the attention, but personality will capture the heart.|
|102008853369077761|,|Xbox 360 top U.S. console for the seventh month in a row http://bit.ly/pc3eCE|
|92699088658767872|,|Five Peterborough men killed in garage blast http://bit.ly/q6WdkC|
|92920367005437952|,|'Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't.' - Richard Bach|
|102951657960259586|,|Personal Injury Car Accident | Personal Injury Lawyer Robert Schock Wins $3M Lawsuit http://t.co/oRS664g|
|92647416100159489|,|That one Bra . . that you wear a little more than you probably should. . . . #TeenThings|
|92593291564027904|,|S/O to all the niggas who can CONTAIN themselves while their female friends Get naked/dressed/change clothes in front of them...|
|101197985895034880|,|They say no such thing as community anymore, look at Clapham, hords of people brooms shovels and they cleared it in few hrs! #londonriots|
|99901778170101760|,|Another great period by Providence, and out-shooting Worcester 33-15 for the game|
|92853408935055360|,|I listen to music when I'm so stress. It lightens up my mood  ♥|
|93459204706275329|,|I love summer in Britain! By far the best day of the year.|
|93734032189304832|,|The Gang of Six plan cuts Medicare by at least $298 billion over 10 years. http://ow.ly/5JeG4 #NixTheSix|
|101574290444521472|,|Baharuddin 'actor' to sue bloggers: Shuhardi Mat Isa - accused of 'acting' as the man who had died during the Ju... http://bit.ly/osqLDk|
|93084243198083072|,|#Faith #Praise YESUmob: In this way the church of Jesus Christ will become strong and sound http://ow.ly/1dRMIr|
|92285104755458049|,|#Leo's are really easy to get along with once you learn to see it their way|
|102305223418187776|,|Fire crews tackle warehouse blaze: Up to 75 firefighters work through the night to bring a fire at an industrial... http://t.co/2zgOub4|
|92363694595514368|,|If all the #Sagittarius in the world got together and had a party it would fun, sexy and completely naughty.|
|101983612601237505|,|Real Madrid won their first Spanish Supercup against Barcelona in 1988. They will hopefully do it again on Sunday! #halamadrid #realmadrid|
|98782259733200896|,|Will and Kate Fly Economy on a Budget Airline and Other Royal Horrors [Gossip Roundup] http://dlvr.it/dhsMm|
|92287584750936064|,|54) When Lily and Severus were laying side by side on the river bank.|
|91835092061794304|,|You can hate me or love me but in the end only God can judge me.|
|100724705983606784|,|@UKRiots burnt out car and a few small fires in bristol. A couple of youth being agersive.. nothing too serious yet.|
|93477891215593472|,|@AIR_force1s lol I dont see the option : ( im mad|
|92124981248528385|,|Without my mama I don't know what I would do! You are perfection, strong and someone I can say anything too. I love you mom! Muah!!!!!|
|92727282799611904|,|it's too soon for tour tickets to go on sale, they'll most probs be announcing it officially tomorrow that they're touring|
|100529934270873600|,|Chinese authorities crack down on fake Apple Store logo usage http://tnw.to/1AHbt by @m4tt on @TNWapple|
|93682593945501696|,|Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?|
|92667147720998913|,|Getting back with your ex is pretty much the same as taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear.|
|92333708140490752|,|I can spend hours with you, and I still miss you as soon as i leave|
|92323664904728576|,|@womenshealth We need this survey sent to woman diagnosed with breast/ gyn cancer: Please forward and direct them to:http://t.co/6h3XDfD|
|96004045017321473|,|Cinema owners not to screen movie 'Khap: A story of honour killing' in Haryana http://toi.in/3E1RBa|
|93376669192159232|,|If I were ever were a conquering emperor, I'd humiliate the defeated nation by changing their national anthem to "Rico Suave"|
|91916569101344768|,|Why do we struggle & refuse to PRAY? The secret of all failure is our failure in secret prayer #prayoften|
|91579293137768451|,|Group of people help a humpback whale caught in a net and it gives them a HUGE thank you dance. AMAZING to say the least http://t.co/iTG5OdD|
|94137640999325696|,|Microsoft Revenue Up 12%, At $69.94 Billion For The Year http://tcrn.ch/nAjcvY by @alexia|
|94259157615648770|,|Harry Potter series makes $7 billion, now highest-grossing film franchise of all time http://bit.ly/oZwIvo|
|93695911150096384|,|A little off schedule today but abt to get ready so I can hit the gym b4 I go to the office!!|
|92353322815733761|,|Eight people rescued from cliffs: Three adults and five children are winched to safety by helicopter from cliffs... http://bbc.in/pxblXH|
|100966801382440960|,|#Bison women's golfer Amy Anderson finishes qualifying at +2 tied for 30th in great position to make the field of 64 at the #USWomensAm|
|92099487752916992|,|RT @chrisbrown Running bogus and pointless stories don't matter! My fans prove that everyday and the haters just look old as F**k !|
|94135082436132864|,|Leaders of the Eurozone have agreed a new 135 billion euro bailout package for Greece http://bbc.in/qH7WLE|
|92849487860596737|,|we spend our entire lives searching for 'perfect'. until, you realize that 'perfect' is just a sick figment of your imagination.|
|92508466853326848|,|Biggest hole in secular theory lies in consideration that Hindus r communal against th ground reality that they are tolerant & accommodative|
|92398639233777664|,|Me 2!RT @leorigueto: @JanelleMonae You're trending in Brazil cause the announcement of Rock in Rio new concerts. We're so excited about it!|
|92631522632417280|,|RT @TheLifeNotes: The most important thing in life is how we can give something precious and meaning in people's life.|
|92801232560861185|,|Love so many of the new diva pieces - great prices for silver and gold! http://bit.ly/pLTDoR|
|101736175064190976|,|Greater Manchester Police tweeting names, dates of birth and addresses of looters http://tnw.to/1ALFH by @BradMcCarty on @thenextwebuk|
|91972807185022977|,|Man As well as Van Employ Within Edinburgh! http://dlvr.it/bL1WP|
|93480598492020736|,|Justin got cut from some of the TCA categories. Probably from fear that he was going to win them all. WHY NOT DO THAT TO TWILIGHT?|
|93151159136686080|,|We strive to supply not just any DJ, like most companies do, but the right DJ for the occasion http://t.co/id705jo|
|95533101521977344|,|Opponents of New York's gay marriage law are suing to overturn it one day after weddings began - AP|
|91753088574164992|,|RT @persdevquotes: Life has no limitations, except the ones you make. ~ Les Brown|
|91883894542049281|,|I had a ton of people ask me for Spotify invites yesterday. I Tried to pull some strings, this is the best I can do http://t.co/b6yRHic|
|98367967334645761|,|UMS-Neiken Unit Buys Land In Selangor http://dlvr.it/dX7xk|
|91925590256525312|,|The greatest moment in American cinematic history is when Pootie Tang slid that ho that saucer of milk.|
|100675291470512129|,|Mark Duggan's own friends and family have called for an end to the violence. Reaction from most looters would be 'Mark who?'|
|92954706317545472|,|This summer brought me and my teammates together.. #brotherhood|
|92503825084194816|,|It's the little moments that make life big. #ohteenquotes|
|92668398948978688|,|Thanks to all the current and new fans who were at Plan B last night!  We shall return (8.26, actually).|
|93168501996527617|,|Those moments when you're in a relationship where you can just talk about random things with your significant other |
|101389158085435392|,|Mitsubishi Adds All-Wheel Drive Lancer SE In Pursuit of 100,000 Sales: Mitsubishi CEO Yoichi Yokozawa has a loft... http://bit.ly/qIo2rb|
|94933692211920896|,|Ferris Goodridge wins American Legion District 7 title in dramatic fashion: Ferris Goodridge players display the... http://bit.ly/rep0zA|
|93143598341685248|,|Twitter just got high for a couple of hours.|
|92801877611261953|,|With a #Scorpios there is always more then meets the eye.To be out of control is very threatening, even dangerous to the  Scorpio's psyche.|
|93542164742672384|,|Damn my babe need to hurry up nd get off work|
|94454436155494400|,|Reporter from NRK says that the bomb was likely inside the building. #osloexpl|
|93367906217373696|,|Adding "ish" onto the end of a word when describing something. #funnyfacts|
|95269953741144066|,|#MLB Live Score Update #White #Sox (4) - #Indians (2) Final Play By Play Click link: http://rotoinfo.com/gameview?310724105|
|92718727094730752|,|Theirs NOTHING like a SUNDAY dinner with the family.|
|91229818162642944|,|I'm not sayin your the one girl, I'm just here to have fun girl|
|92301518992191488|,|Pretty eyes turn me on to the max.....|
|92315386183286784|,|You sometimes think you want to disappear, but all you really want is to be found|
|92985375068389376|,|had a lovely lunch with gabs and @lazy_liam XO|
|93156886991478784|,|People say the most ridiculous things just to get on your good side.|
|93473298473689089|,|The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. - Franklin D. Roosevelt|
|102077582102626306|,|A U.S. appeals court ruled that a key provision of the federal health-care overhaul is unconstitutional http://t.co/dBoMflE|
|92319474178465792|,|A soldier fights, not because he hates the one in front of him, but because he loves those people behind him.|
|92543337382428672|,|''A person who irritates you always is the one who loves you very much but fails to express it.'' @satayamirah|
|92658550811267072|,|Congratulations @thewantedmusic on your #1! #gladyoucame|
|91935670804824064|,|This is a very long list of questions and is recommended if you're considering a future with your partner http://t.co/jEM8Yil|
|93670144651427841|,|Wht do people lie and cheat? because they know its easier to get forgiveness than permission. #QFG|
|93078987768725505|,|I don't suppose you imagined an audio production software was something that was going to do any kind of sound o... http://bit.ly/p8GNco|
|92520123910455296|,|Ladies, how he treats his mother is a pretty good indicator of how he will treat you. #SLT|
|92078762753134593|,|Don't hate the retweeter, hate the tweet.|
|92429835321876480|,|Architectural Interior Design | Urban Design Group Recognized As A Top Small Business In Atlanta And Named To List... http://dlvr.it/bSX7B|
|92903880865751040|,|The BBC's ambitious plan to map mobile coverage across the UK http://tnw.to/1A1FB by @TGW_Paul on @thenextwebuk|
|99117732745854976|,|ECB acts to ease euro zone tensions      (Reuters): Reuters - The European Central Bank acted on Thursday to ca... http://yhoo.it/n7cfaZ|
|93291567711916032|,|God is love. Those who remain in love remain in God - 1 John 4:16|
|92683157907845120|,|Most of us are exact duplicates of our parents ..  This could be a good thing..  But likely it's bad..|
|96410979562291200|,|The 8 Kentucky Pros that are scheduled to play are Eric Bledsoe (@ebled24), DeMarcus Cousins (@boogiecousins), John Wall (@jimmywa11)....|
|91998153355698176|,|The user's public keys are transformed into Bitcoin addresses which act as the receiving endpoints for all payments    http://t.co/a2u2e1Z|
|92683638923210752|,|Toy Story must have been written by a woman.  Who else would name their toys Woody and Buzz!!|
|92646676661141504|,|So far, no word on what substance cops believe King was under at the time of the arrest|
|100733236031913984|,|Reflections on a new Seahawk: Getting used to seeing himself in a new uniform took a little time for just-signed... http://bit.ly/q2l1YT|
|93767335936131072|,|RT @ThePsychoIogist: There's no point in reminiscing when u know the person is no longer worthwhile because their heart is somewhere else|
|102086288940863488|,|The Constitutionality of the new health law will now goes to Supreme Court, where the 5 R appointees are likely to kill it. What wd FDR do?|
|92701930975010816|,|One is going to have to have the Tower of London extended at this rate. #hackgate|
|92370537531183104|,|Listening to 'good life' while tanning by the pool <3|
|93334427844878336|,|I only hope that we never lose sight of one thing that it was all started by a mouse. –Walt Disney #disneywords|
|93752231534407680|,|s/o to all the kids like me with a dream..|
|93023603112681472|,|RIP Fred Weasley [1978-1998]|
|92726168205271040|,|A rapper is some one of corporate interest/making money.  MC is someone not of corporate interest but a passion for the hip hop culture|
|94815768675487745|,|Such an unbelievable loss. RIP Amy..xxx we love you.. Xx|
|100664768217624576|,|CNN's Dan Rivers has a flak jacket and helmet on whilst reporting from Peckham. #londonriots|
|93523516854517760|,|RT @MixxedMamiJay: I know that bitch aint sleep she probably on the phone wit her bitches #ISaidIt|
|93355498778279936|,|I had really hoped that humanity had evolved beyond the pie to the face stage.|
|96473651876077568|,|Shell's Profit Soars: Royal Dutch Shell's net profit almost doubled in the second quarter, buoyed by h... http://on.wsj.com/n83El2 Best.|
|92468980765306881|,|Bieber Fever - The effect Justin Bieber has on female fans, symptoms includes over-excitement and excessive screaming.|
|93097627259895808|,|Be creative and use some items you have around the house to spruce up your photo.|
|100933019145207808|,|Match will be on Sunday, 21 August at 18:00 CET at the Santiago Bernabeu stadium in Madrid. The match referee will be Mateu Lahoz.|
|93650067407388672|,|RT to win time! Just Retweet our list of prizes http://t.co/HPiMGbu & follow us for the chance to win one of 5 x £10 bets @SkyBet|
|93046856476655616|,|I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation for Sean Hoare's death. For example: Someone was paid to murder him and they did.|
|92071020495777792|,|plz if u see vids & pics taken by protesters, RT, spread & write abt them... so that the risks protesters take are worth it #Bahrain|
|98537413051293697|,|NY Archdiocese: Principal fired over writings on race, white supremacy: New York (CNN) -- The principal of a Cat... http://bit.ly/pO8bAo|
|92706091976237056|,|Couldn't be prouder of the women of #USWNT after a hard-fought game. Congratulations to Japan, Women's World Cup Champions.|
|97867813376622592|,|Golf ball hail and 'Extreme damaging winds in excess of 90 MPH' heading for the Bismarck/Mandan area.  #sdwx #bisman #sistercities|
|101321227116875776|,|Training for the 2012 games:  With just a year until the 2012 Summer Olympics, athletes are immersed in intensive... http://bo.st/mQTZt4|
|102106103835410432|,|Another has just handed himself in after his friend saw him on the Shop a Looter ad van and said his face was everywhere and could not hide|
|91936698409304064|,|Take the time to shower and look fresh for him when he comes home to you http://t.co/NzDBYuy|
|91870875976077312|,|Ppl who #don'tappreciate the little things you do, have to reduce the importance of your giving, it helps them negotiate their position.|
|91671131865616384|,|I want my hair done, nails done, feet too, and if you can't do that then nigga I don't need u.|
|91998635692261376|,|Reading tweets of one of my absolute favourites, Hans Rosling, he is so right, and I complain about the weather, gives another perspective|
|91643411433664515|,|Right now, someone you haven't met yet is out there wondering what it would be like to meet someone like you|
|92025013699485697|,|My plan is to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being so stupid, and forget you ever existed.|
|100620752272900097|,|#AFC buy unproven 18 year old winger for £15M yet #LFC got criticised buying proven Premier League performer in Henderson at £16M #typical|
|101725100864315392|,|England v India third Test day two as it happened: Alastair Cook is unbeaten on 182 as England reach 456-3 for a... http://bbc.in/qRAETQ|
|91956168376856576|,|#40thingsaboutme 40. My life changed on the 4th of may last year and I'm grateful for it every day :3 thankyou @SamCarvalho for...|
|100375903741288448|,|WE REPEAT: We are not against President #Correa as many media say. We support measures to demonopolize the media in the world. #anonymous|
|93768875245703168|,|3 pairs of shoes in the mail! #winning|
|100662459853053952|,|Unbelievable scenes of burning buildings Croydon. PM coming home tonight not sure what he can do apart from showing moral support|
|93572857585598464|,|#FITB I wish _____ was here to sleep with me...|
|102956200399867904|,|Obama's Approval Rating Drops to Lowest Ever, According to Gallup http://t.co/dB7vlhL|
|92714984286601216|,|Having a deep convo with some of my besties. Sometimes addressing the bad things in our lives are #health- talking is good.|
|93352481555353600|,|The payout of this generated transaction is set according to the inflation schedule programmed into the protocol  http://t.co/W83DEOF|
|92956091645829120|,|Its Monday again! The Lord didn't bring me this far to leave me #nope!|
|93041884951351296|,|RT @whiteboytatted: Some of yall dudes be lying to these chicks just to get that pussy smh just be yaself|
|93708758311632896|,|RT @theRealHOTSAUCE Ladies who do u love the most Trey songz? or chris brown? And why? {{{ this tho? #huh|
|93800424825565184|,|Complaint: Alleged rape by NM judge was videotaped: | AP ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Albuquerque's chief criminal judge wa... http://bit.ly/r7Yp5G|
|93493250773614593|,|"She dnt care where I put it at, aslong as I put it back, and I put it deep deep,dwn in that pussy catt"|
|93791664333795328|,|Are farms use of too much fertiliser and chemicals responsible for pollution in the sea and huge slimey blooms of algae?|
|91921712177889280|,|Pusha T got 2 for you critics to cream over on your year-end singles lists: 'My God' and this.|
|92280920148688896|,|-finished first page of test- *flips paper over loudly so everyone knows i'm ahead of them* #epic|
|92876105060581376|,|New affordable homes programme in UK set to exceed expectations: UK Housing Minister Grant Shapps has hailed the... http://bit.ly/nHL0ej|
|99287434281484288|,|Blood vial may link Bundy to cold cases: Notorious serial killer Ted Bundy confessed to more than 30 murders bef... http://bit.ly/nhnP5W|
|93265655243096064|,|Facebook signs up to AA 'childhood' review panel: Facebook's agreement to sit on the panel will enable the Adver... http://bit.ly/p6BWOU|
|96243745539891200|,|Norwegian Government to pay for all the funerals of the dead. Don'tremember that happening here for 7/7 victims...|
|92109961949233152|,|Never use your eyes to cry for the wrong person who hurt you. Instead use it to search for the right one #mylifesayings|
|93493900165128195|,|RT if you've ever given your all and still failed.|
|92721212068872192|,|Beefs only good if your in the burger business.|
|102804236533903361|,|THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WATCH 779 IN EFFECT UNTIL 9 PM EDT ... Read more at http://t.co/qiAlFnV|
|91642958822113280|,|Turns out you are not that easy to forget. #TTQ|
|100998532747640832|,|Excellent CCTV of offenders in Wolverhampton. Over 20 arrests made for various offences, more to follow in the next 24 hours|
|93479939118084096|,|@seventeenmag I find it weird that Aria & Jasons couple name would be Arson. #pll|
|93168725246746624|,|!!!! RT @AssassinateAsh Twitter is filled with a bunch of fucking liars.|
|99510126662254594|,|Neil Armstrong, the first human to walk on the moon turns 81 today!  Happy Birthday.|
|100581944642904064|,|Obama to deliver statement at 1 p.m. EDT - NBC News|
|96024488075997184|,|Economic jitters threaten holiday chip cheer: By Noel Randewich SAN FRANCISCO, July 26 (Reuters) - Makers of chi... http://bit.ly/qLgfF4|
|93007131674034176|,|Sometimes I just have to let him win, because losing the arguments is easier than losing him.|
|91967224562192384|,|Bid with Goods you have on hand - or Cash - or combination of Both  http://t.co/NrfENXj|
|91701599491211267|,|#ZodiacFacts How to Reassure a #Libra : Plenty of Non-Sexual and Specific Compliments|
|92418833679269888|,|I wanted you bad. Im so through w/ tht , cus honestly you turnout to be the BEST THING I NEVER HAD.|
|93493788122681344|,|#ZodiacFacts #Aquarius, are particularly adept at getting their way without trying.|
|92676728916418560|,|When he tells you you're his everything, and he can't live without you, that's a lie. He's telling that to every other girl too. #bf|
|92428988064083970|,|lol about to have our own party in this hotel :)|
|92384789394505728|,|With maturity comes patience and tolerance. Today I've had to use both.|
|92700486129553408|,|everyone's like 'YAY TOM!!! TOM!!'' and i'm sat here like who the fuck is tom. i do not watch the apprentice. i'd rather watch countdown.|
|93040056465506304|,|#Libra is the sign of elegance, refinement and aesthetic beauty.|
|92436474888327168|,|RT @BoyFacts: Guys can be great over texting, but when it comes to seeing them in person, they can be super awkward.|
|93529085317361664|,|I'm attracted to the wrong type.. that's why in done.. all I need is weed, lean, and music|
|92253913633394688|,|RT @TheAwkwardTweet: The awkward moment when you freak out because you can't find your phone, and then you realise it's in your hand.|
|93349542187110400|,|People will choose to blame their circumstances on fate or bad luck. Very few will admit it's mainly the choices they have made.|
|93477874656489472|,|JESUS is the: solution to your problem, healer of your heart, overcomer of your burden, forgiver of ur sin, and savior of ur life. #Team_God|
|92066096919744512|,|I'm nobody's second option, you either CHOOSE ME or you lose me.|
|96145938346811393|,|RT @SkySportsNews: Atletico Madrid striker Sergio Aguero arrives in Manchester ahead of proposed move to Man City - more details on SSN.|
|93731915043049473|,|@ussoccer_wnt I'm a huge fan and I was wondering if you could please take the time to read this article on the #USWNT? http://t.co/Y9NnDHH|
|93179667816779776|,|Ppl change fast is shit just like the #weather|
|94441232654278656|,|Cesc Fabregas has failed to recover from a muscular injury and has not travelled to Germany for pre-season training camp http://t.co/JECAk8O|
|93084582966079488|,|@Film4 help! I recorded Persona the other day but accidentally deleted it without watching! Will you be showing it again?|
|92747180556816384|,|@Aly_B85 and I'm out che lil mama|
|93905391481651200|,|RT @allkpop: SNSD’s Yuri and Tiffany to MC 2011 Incheon Korean Music Wave Concert http://t.co/oQ60i9f|
|99273520994992130|,|#Japan's Nikkei down about 4% in the first 15 minutes of trading. Reaction to the fall on Wall Street.|
|100202414153539585|,|BREAKING NEWS - Polar bears on Svalbard Island rioting in protest at shooting dead of unarmed bear. Two canoes and a shack set on fire.|
|91932126978637824|,|A #Pisces can look you straight in the eyes and tell you the most believing lie.|
|92789341704818689|,|We could've had it all.|
|91651637604646912|,|If one day u realize I havent talked to u in a while, its not that I dont care,its cause you pushed me away and left me there-The Notebook|
|93492747138379776|,|call the family together because tonight's show is all about loving each other and our differences... or it might make you horny. 30 min!!!|
|91884562581438464|,|The #Pisces  battle of being easygoing #vs gettin ran over & standing up for yourself #vs them thinking you're being sensitive|
|93550152731721728|,|You'd rather fight with them than be with someone else.|
|92828789578530817|,|#Guys it is never a good look when ur girl is taking care of u, always make sure ur bringing *SOMETHING* to the table.|
|93516449469046784|,|lil b in the songbird of our generation lol .|
|93568254626369536|,|soo bow wow say he is the best rapper turnd actor he must have 4got abt will smith ice cube ll cool j queen latifah tupac the list goes on|
|96979327224266752|,|BREAKING: Jurgen Klinsmann has been named the new manager of USA.|
|93334286316478464|,|#ChuckNorriz doesn't mow lawns, he looks at them and dares them to grow|
|91894467115757568|,|If your face is not showing in your avatar. You're ugly.|
|92707204666376193|,|Congratulations to JAPAN!!! #Japan #WM #WorldCupFinal|
|99987249726373888|,|#singapore : Football: Big-spending PSG fall in season openerbit.lyPARIS: Paris Saint-Germain failed to ... http://on.fb.me/r4XCzS #news|
|91903733268611073|,|True love could be in a passing glance. But you would know that if only you took that chance.|
|92797912064589824|,|#ZodiacFacts We tend to  overlook a #Leo faults as they make great leaders whom the people love.|
|92036694831927298|,|RT @TheLibraDaily: #libra's tendency to remember sweet memories and actions is detrimental because they tend to fall hard. #TheLibraDaily|
|93613689604804608|,|#Aquarians don't like childish people laughing in their faces for the dumbest reasons.|
|94814485872783360|,|RT @TumblrSays: RIP @Amywinehouse. We love you :'(|
|91779272523517953|,|Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 is released in cinemas nationwide today! RT If you will watch it!!|
|93620690623791104|,|Good Morning: Today could be the 5th consecutive day we reach 90 or above with a high of 92 expected. Tonight stays warm. Low:78.|
|90903424794763264|,|when you have a crush on someone, you notice every little thing they do. #DamnTrue|
|95086133435834368|,|In this world there's 12 billion hands to hold, 12 billion eyes to look into, 12 billion lips to kiss, but I just one and its you. #MQE|
|92580469144686592|,|Casey Anthony is free, and I hope the first waiter who serves her remembers to hide the poop in her sandwich well.|
|97027268685213696|,|We've agreed to terms with 3rd round LB Nate Irving. All nine of our draft selections are now in camp.|
|93355178467659782|,|which contains lower amounts of oxytocin than the nasal sprays,  http://t.co/4P72xkr|
|103127655129427968|,|Plans aired for smaller turbine in Charlton: The night before the Planning Board approved the site plans for bot...  http://t.co/xaUCuIr|
|92911883308367872|,|Do you ever realise that sometimes you think about everything except Allah and when you need Him then you seek Him?|
|95116008175566849|,|NY's gay marriage law goes into effect today and hundreds of couples are tying the knot. Watch live: http://on.cnn.com/cnndcl2|
|92665161021788160|,|Given how thick and fast the resignations are flying I half expect Lord Sugar to fire himself at the end of tonight's Apprentice|
|92860837802414081|,|RT @chelseafc: Details of the Chelsea squad that has travelled to Asia: http://t.co/eMxqUk1  #CFC (SL)|
|93351490382602243|,|This was a global event and a high fibre moment of exposure: trivulised by a man with a pie|
|92622395269054464|,|Don't mess up a good puzzle adding all the wrong pieces|
|93499466723770369|,|Over the years I've learned that many people are unsure as to what exactly, barter means http://t.co/OvmrfhL|
|101371723798151169|,|Many sources saying the deal is agreed and will be finalized by the weekend. Reports are that its 29m + 6m variables + 5m off Cesc's salary|
|92233841602867201|,|Our school's so small even the teacher's know who's going out with who..|
|96665996416397313|,|Breaking: The #Cardinals have completed their deal with the #Eagles to get QB Kevin Kolb http://t.co/zlYo69H|
|92654701648154624|,|'After all is said and done, more is said than done.' Aesop.|
|93080334127738881|,|Celebrate successes each day, but be careful not to allow your emotions to become too high or too low based on one day’s outcome.|
|93343029007613952|,|I'm a sucker for a guy with a nice voice, seriously, that stuff matters!|
|93340925891325952|,|#whitepeoplehobbies getting cursed out by their teen kids|
|102620482892869633|,|China's growing navy is making the rest of Asia nervous | http://t.co/zjiGvyQ|
|102568154164768768|,|4 dead after stage collapse at Indiana State Fair ahead of Sugarland performance: http://t.co/8nS8Xoh -ldh|
|100375503868923904|,|Eagles WR DeSean Jackson arrived at Philadelphia International Airport at about 8 p.m. on Sunday night, accompanied by Drew Rosenhaus.|
|92765895998451712|,|one of the best feeling in the world is getting over ur ex...rt if u agree|
|93746215182794753|,|R E T W E E T this if Harry Potter will stay with you forever.|
|93158117478645761|,|Don't let them drag you down by rumors, just go with what you believe in! Trust God, trust yourself, and FLY! #ihatequotes|
|102101893714673665|,|Dems oppose efforts to put insurance companies back in charge & I'm confident Affordable Care Act will ultimately be upheld|
|99252118250201089|,|Wow...see cher's been knocked off by @JLSOfficial on i-tunes! Will be a fight for number 1 this weekend!! X|
|95969501367111680|,|The SportsXchange reporting the Raiders and DE Jarvis Moss have agreed to a 1-year deal.|
|92911563723386880|,|'My fans are not obsessed, they are just supportive and devoted, and they do what they gotta do' - @justinbieber|
|94539178125176833|,|Speaker Boehner to hold a press conference at 7:15 p.m. ET - NBC News|
|100660375749529600|,|Syrian hackers retaliate, taking down Anonymous' social network AnonPlus http://tnw.to/1AIC6 by @diptychal on @TheNextWebME|
|92124006274187264|,|the show called '16 and Pregnant' is so stupid. I want to see a show called 'I'm a teen and I beat cancer'|
|93983936493010944|,|Atlantis landed at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center after 200 orbits around Earth and a journey of 5,284,862 miles on STS-135|
|92142361920020480|,|#oomf tryna spit game & its the funniest thing to me right now cause I'm so bored lol|
|92632597036924928|,|When you've been through a lot of shit with one personn , it's not that easy to leave even when you need too .|
|91977236378419200|,|@JayTheWanted Please come on tour to Coventry or Birmingham so i can go watch ?!?xxx|
|92398872961359872|,|I unlocked the Keeping Up With The Randalls sticker on @GetGlue! http://bit.ly/qYcTfd|
|93017474072715264|,|There are rumors that we may be able to play Xbox 360 games on Windows 8 soon. This article explores this further: http://cnet.co/nbT8cb|
|92784866365669376|,|No matter what the bullies or haters say about you online or offline always remember that you are beautiful & special & someone loves you <3|
|93525140062748672|,|RT @Mengus22: Kiss that NIT win over UNLV goodbye. If NCAA looks into Gillispie, a decent amt. of the $ he invested happened while at UK|
|94759766982799360|,|Picnic for dog lovers Community Fenland Citizen: A PICNIC is being organised for Cambridgeshire dog lovers on Su... http://bit.ly/qQwrSo|
|102381137401348098|,|1 - Luis Suárez is the first player to fail to score with a penalty at Anfield in the PL since Gerrard vs Fulham in Dec 06. Spurned|
|92988281297453056|,|The chance of a hard drive failure is inversely proportional to the amount of time you've spent backing up your data.|
|91734985970683904|,|@COLD__hearted Eh, my boyfriend can Have his asshole moments but Other than that he's a true sweetheart :) w/his prince charming self<3|
|94138194685210624|,|European leaders clinch new $109 billion rescue plan for Greece - NYT http://nyti.ms/nyz5KI|
|92749990706941952|,|A smile is the best make-up a girl can wear (:|
|92927720169799680|,|#pack  Jevity 1.5 CAL  High Protein Nutrition with FOS, 8-Ounce Cans (Pack of 24)|
|92042583198539776|,|#Virgo have strong passion beneath their practical exterior and are just waiting for someone to fuck it out of them!|
|93203140568027137|,|That moment when you stub your little toe and want to hit the thing nearest to you.|
|89960601492783104|,|Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left & then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.|
|93700883757547520|,|dick's only dick .. and i get it when i need it!|
|100796381274447872|,|Is Botox Safe?: You may have seen that Allergen won a defense verdict in a Botox wrongful death lawsuit. Botox i... http://bit.ly/piKyqh|
|93759987540705280|,|Wanna chat with the @dangeroussummer?! Head over to the @absolutepunk website at 6pm PST/ 9pm EST to do just that! Bring questions!|
|92448444777639936|,|I hate when I accidentally press CAPS instead of 'A'. #DamnItsTrue|
|92712706397839361|,|That awkward as fuck walk/run you do when a car lets you cross the road.|
|91708290513383425|,|Twitter makes you improve your writing, The 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting to the point.|
|94063258499153920|,|Ex-Mirror journalist who worked for @PiersMorgan says phone hacking was rife when he was editor http://guyfawk.es/qlZbqg|
|93334546715648000|,|Space #shuttle leaves #spacestation for last time -- http://bit.ly/oO8eA2  #nasa #space|
|92392664636469248|,|It's hard to beat a person who never gives up. - Babe Ruth #quotes|
|93408232248311808|,|Y'all niggas anit real to me|
|93011898412445696|,|It should still be the first week of summer|
|94041085575299072|,|Two more patients die at hospital: Two more patients die at a hospital in Greater Manchester after saline soluti... http://bbc.in/r7r1LP|
|93045743681679360|,|2000 questions for Couples and get inside the mind of your partner with them http://t.co/yQmhZyu|
|93480646877523968|,|"@TheGodLight: It takes courage to admit you was wrong, & in return you gain respect, for admitting that you are no different than us all."|
|92267949112561664|,|God is forgiving of us all ! We may all be in need of forgiveness 1 day!|
|92303712592199680|,|@markusfeehily stop treating our kevin like shit and maybe people will respect u in return!!!!|
|93647370486693889|,|i cant lie because if i lie to you then im hurting you|
|92113666429812737|,|I wanted yu bad, I'm so through with that .|
|101841857687977984|,|#Solar Sungevity doubles space in Jack London Square - San Francisco Business Times (blog) http://ow.ly/1ecOgX|
|100671608204701696|,|BIRMINGHAM RIOTS: Police urging people not to go into the city centre. Follow @bbcwm and @brmb for continuing updates. #birminghamriots|
|101486503695368192|,|Tencent's Profit Falls Short of Forecast: Chinese online game and Internet portal company Tencent Holdings r... http://on.wsj.com/nbvYIH|
|92967614493638656|,|When a #Leo does connect with their soul mate. They love ferociously with loyalty, affection and protection|
|93692052386230272|,|Complex business models based on the concept of barter are today possible since the advent of Web 2  http://t.co/vh8Vjf9|
|91917786284167168|,|Tom Watson, 61, aces hole at Open: During a budding of his career, Watson won The Open Championship in 1975, 197... http://bit.ly/oIfvQk|
|93032037631528962|,|People wonder why it's so hard for me to trust others, while I wonder why it's so hard for others to keep their word.|
|97827522871443457|,|http://bit.ly/mciisd Lebanon Valley Speedway Results for July 30, 2011: Steve Hough took his #34H from the Pole Position to the Chec... *|
|99598183302299648|,|KU officials will not file a civil suit against defendants in ticket scandal. http://ljw.bz/pGaJdc|
|96651234517323776|,|Polanski, Madonna films to air at Venice festival - Reuters http://10x6.com/bV2 via @pddekock|
|93356449341767680|,|Instead, scientists will be able to stimulate particular parts of the brain,  http://t.co/vhWFI8o|
|93523061797687297|,|It's always that one person that don't know when you shut the hell up|
|92732661361152000|,|#ZodiacFacts Reconnecting with old friends is a huge draw for a #Cancer, and Face book seems to satisfy that need best.|
|62757125683818496|,|We all have 10 fingers. INDEX to point out, RING for marriage, THUMBS for approval, PINKIES for swears, and the MIDDLE one is just for YOU|
|91987850437988352|,|I just checked into AustinMahone on Ustream. Come watch and chat with me here http://ustre.am/sKOy|
|91937405518610432|,|i bought a race horse and named it 'Myface'..... now when he races all the people in the stands are yelling 'COME ON MYFACE' #ThugLife|
|93360266229710848|,|Words can be more deadly than any sword. They linger on like a cancer & are hard to kill once said.|
|95724083647488000|,|Vatican recalls envoy amid scandal: The Vatican on Monday recalled its envoy to Ireland in the wake of a blister... http://bit.ly/oPWYSC|
|98578068444160000|,|China 'welcomes' US debt deal: China's central bank governor welcomes measures taken by the US to avert a defaul... http://bbc.in/ovxZoL|
|98043443787468800|,|The debt deal is picking up momentum in the Senate. This AP interactive explains how the process works: http://apne.ws/jrYHOJ -ldh|
|95645142622539776|,|Capgemini to setup Microsoft Azure Center of Excellence in Mumbai: Capgemini and Microsoft have come together to... http://zd.net/otxODV|
|92454565340921856|,|I think I might need some glasses, for some reason I'm seeing two-faced people.|
|93399699184295936|,|90% of the world`s population is right handed. Retweet if you're a righty (:|
|97633884463824896|,|http://slki.ru/4oV Moore was giving his 3-year-old colt a final tuneup when he was involved in a collision with Ron Burke, who was b... *|
|92294980080644096|,|One day I will own the whitehouse.|
|96587380278050816|,|In the first half of 2010, a staggering 635 Florida babies were born addicted to prescription drugs: http://t.co/sjPt8F1|
|93198380964126721|,|If someone really loves you, they wouldn't ever let you slip away no matter how hard the situation is. #LTI|
|92454814272847872|,|There is an expiration date on 'Loyalty'..!!!   The season for our friendship and relationship is OveR .. #MANOLOGY|
|92050948108722176|,|I've got flaws, but those are what separate the WOMEN from the GIRLS.|
|93772952134369280|,|#twitaward I voted for @shahidkapoor. Who will be the best on Twitter? http://twitaward.com|
|102281081025331201|,|http://j.mp/jlXAYP County Judge to recommend tax rate remain the same: Homes are showing a 5 percent increase in appraised values fr... *|
|92938088791285760|,|Being with you helped me learn two things; how to love and how to let someone you love go. #TFS|
|92583430738546688|,|RT @Trendeh: I wish I lived in the usa.|
|99642970789261313|,|Credit default swap prices suggest investors think France has ~3x the default risk of United States. But S&P rates them AAA.|
|92627636244848640|,|Happiness can be yours right now. You want to know the secret? Be happy with where you are in life, celebrate the good things. #TLS|
|93999585655140352|,|Very pleased to say that legendary sci-fi author Alastair Reynolds will be writing a Third Doctor novel for us for 2013...more details soon|
|93740853121654784|,|#anyonethatreplieswithK deserves to be slapped|
|93314053316939776|,|Murdochs to testify on hacking scandal: Media mogul Rupert Murdoch is to give evidence before British politician... http://bit.ly/rd7HzV|
|92691748635156480|,|Am I the only nigga that thinks the USA goalie Is fine ?|
|93546837184753664|,|I had everything planned for what #fml|
|92741319201521664|,|Arians possess great force and energy, and they are always ready to take the initiative.|
|93383364534476800|,|As time goes on, you learn that the happiest people around you are secretly suffering.|
|91653135390613504|,|The worst feeling u'll ever feel is sitting next to the person who means the world to u knowing that u mean nothing to them.|
|102668987531395072|,|Bahrain satellite channel jammed, launches on Livestation instead http://t.co/BtCVTdN by @diptychal on @TheNextWebME|
|92688744313929728|,|If that awesome goal by @alexmorgan13 doesn't lead to her getting 250k for a nude pictorial, then whats the point of America?|
|94828031247515648|,|RT @betnews: Amy WineHouse died today in London of an apparent drug overdose at 27. She recently left a rehab program: http://ow.ly/5LGCG|
|93983074236370944|,|WHEELS STOP on Atlantis. The space shuttle program is over. http://t.co/RwkX2NO #sts135|
|92458895364194306|,|When upset, #Scorpio gets roused to heights of anger. An angry Scorpio is a sight to see :x|
|97070990114308097|,|House passes Boehner plan to raise debt ceiling, cut spending http://t.co/b5qaMls|
|99195943936724992|,|RT @ESPNSoccernet: Stoke City have reached the Europa League play-off round after a 2-0 aggregate victory over Hajduk Split.|
|92433343660036097|,|It's funny how people start paying attention to you when you're silent.|
|100900499162808321|,|Hackney town hall has been evacuated. Reportings of disturbances. Be safe whatever you decide to do.|
|92281658958557184|,|Turns out "curl up and dye" is a hair salon. I thought it was a place you go to make tie-dyed tshirts. #bummer|
|92699639492521984|,|I hate wasting my time on full of shit people.|
|92020065662271489|,|Rt if u addicted to twitter.....honesty is the first step! Lol|
|99659141890576384|,|Miami Beach Police Issue Policy On Dealing With Photographers And Videographers:  The Miami Beach Police Departm... http://bit.ly/nTcjWm|
|91978037477904384|,|damn the man just lost his dojo|
|92802549551333376|,|What's your favourite type of training and why?|
|92984495841607680|,|RT if you hate presenting in front of your class|
|92297458905911297|,|The money I'm going to be making this week is crazy moneyyy $$$$$|
|93083253354930177|,|The user's public keys are transformed into Bitcoin addresses which act as the receiving endpoints for all payments   http://t.co/9F6ZGoR|
|95489982260723712|,|Sky sources: No suspicious circumstances surrounding death of Amy Winehouse|
|93354079551631361|,|Or at least there will be one in the not-so-distant future,  http://t.co/6Rr2OFc|
|92714300258529280|,|'Catherine the Great ruled Russia and had 3000 lovers....I do the best I can in two hours' -Mae West regarding her film.|
|92493420530110464|,|Don't be afraid to suck up to the #Taurus after you have hurt us. Even though we may sense it, it may be the only thing to help you!|
|96988012839317504|,|Amazing - 102 at 1 pm  in DC - shattering old record of 99.  Shall we go for all-time hottest day of 106?|
|92444905472917504|,|@roccorossi stfu and go sleep in your corner bud|
|101038340438114304|,|As violence sweeps the cities of England, a bit of good news: 191 people gave their lives to Jesus tonight at Soul Survivor B.|
|92297618285273088|,|Faleomavaega receives Humanitarian Award for Defense of Human Rights in West Papua http://nblo.gs/kuSeq|
|91928681706033152|,|Future generations will ask us what it was like growing up with Harry Potter, and we'll always think to ourselves, "Mischief Managed."|
|93481343152955392|,|I hate when hot chicks come in asking if we're hiring or to drop off an app... Cause we're never hiring... And we severely lack hot chicks|
|92055881532977152|,|Boys are so much nicer when they aren't with their friends. #DamnItsTrue|
|97349493867032576|,|Since September 2001, terrorism has killed 4300 civilians, the war on terror has killed more than 2 million civilians.|
|92814300783181824|,|#Aquarius, do not let  their emotions get involved in their decisions and any of their judgments are  done objectively.|
|93620124539564032|,|Is the EU's aviation blacklist unfairly protecting Air France? The African Airlines Association says it is http://bit.ly/pHR0WA|
|93467371909558272|,|It's a difference if a nigga try to come at you over the internet, but for a bitch to come at a nigga thats some hoe shit.|
|93791363853852672|,|#Leo is brave and loyal, kind and caring. Their generosity is exceeded only by the size of their credit-card bills.|
|93745589786902528|,|God will never drop you any farther than your knees and that is the perfect position to be in. P.R.A.Y. = Praise, Repent, Ask, Yield. #TLS|
|93372358345236480|,|so happpy @jilly_aislynn decided to join the twitter world & even happier that @ShemarMOfficial is tweeting her :)|
|92703274603528192|,|Israel to attack Iran in the fall?http://t.co/ksRrJQH|
|93322827813494785|,|Shut the hell up James and let us rip ur dad to shreds in compensation for his yrs of lies and political manipulation. #notw #auspol|
|92691491260084224|,|All of the ICONic Boyz should be Mr. Twitter... We are a crew... We are one!!!! We are ICONic!!|
|93026332031713280|,|Very few things happen by chance. The hurdles of your past can become opportunities..|
|93378151698272256|,|Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you'll never, ever have enough. -Oprah|
|93397989724389376|,|Professionalism is the cornerstone of any good website. To exhibit professionalism, you must be capable of runni... http://bit.ly/pLFsWp|
|93398463697526784|,|@BobyMR If you love Mark Salling like we do and would like to see him as a musical guest on SNL follow to support I'll follow back|
|93485399028146176|,|@ZoBaby2332 I'm goin on the 25th lol|
|93412095177146369|,|CYBEX Announces Second Quarter Results http://dlvr.it/bp0XF|
|91826891551551488|,|That stupid feeling you get when you realize the person you love will never love you back.|
|93322370688880641|,|don't be fooled by murdoch's old codger routine. soon as he's out the door he'll be like kevin spacey in the usual suspects|
|94712231622746112|,|BREAKING: Norwegian SWAT has just raided a home in Tomter, 40 km outside of Oslo, after a suspicious phone call, writes Smaalenene.no.|
|97311289960968192|,|Vermaelen, Szczesny and Rosicky rested but could feature against New York Red Bulls, according to Wenger|
|92675991566168064|,|Top UK police chief resigns over phone hacking http://reut.rs/ouu7tz|
|100734049731096578|,|http://j.mp/otjhnD Today, as the United States flirts with a double dip recession, Italy and Spain stand on the verge of a debt prec... *|
|98591066583871488|,|MoonDogs win 10-6 after trailing 5-0 after 2 innings.  Matt Reida hits a go ahead 3-run homer in the 8th to give the MoonDogs the lead!|
|93512635420647425|,|It's not the wind that blows, but the set of your sail that determines your destination. ~ Jim Rohn|
|92011193459408896|,|and now I wait....|
|93374245316472833|,|In sunny la. Thank you Rio for an incredible time! I will be back as soon as I can x|
|98317526647316480|,|Mayor: amendments to Immigration Law have increased interest in real estate and construction in Jurmala http://t.co/CkyXnYG via @AddToAny|
|92018467238199296|,|#LeoWisdom People who can always find a reason to be grateful will always be stronger than ones who can only find a reason to complain.|
|100678378755067904|,|RT @HadleyFreeman: NOTHING on US news networks about London riots. Can you imagine the BBC ignoring, say, riots in NYC? #americanewsfail|
|93588807756169216|,|Guys will ALWAYS be competitive, it’s our nature. So if we had periods we would still brag about the size of our tampons|
|92065455182843904|,|@bruunainacio HD stream of the new Harry Potter that actually works: http://t.co/RLbBX4p|
|93491547890393088|,|RT @ZodiacFacts: #ZodiacFacts #Scorpios are the people who say, "Just choose!" They really are not comfortable with compromise.|
|102860812347113472|,|VICTORY! Thanks to YOU & your calls & e-mails, China Southern Airlines will NOT be shipping 80 Monkeys To Laboratory: http://t.co/2nRNJQN|
|91938510357004288|,|It can be especially fun if you’re just getting to know each other http://t.co/276V3eZ|
|98501375574544385|,|Tennis: Serbian star's travel mishap: She was supposed to be facing Roberta Vinci at a tennis tournament in Carl... http://bit.ly/oxKUTr|
|93497617060868098|,|Raise the Jolly Roger!! #pirates|
|93942339093004288|,|Background on last tweet re Big Keith @brianstelter: Rev. Al Sharpton is  poised to take over MSNBC's 6pm time slot. NYT http://t.co/RKj3jQl|
|92247205108387840|,|25,000 more till I reach 1 million followers!!!! You guys are the best!!!|
|92463363644334080|,|'Just the way you  are' by Bruno Mars, RT if #Thisyoursong  ♫|
|93550259770376194|,|Hands-on with the native Google+ app for iPhone - Ars Technica http://dlvr.it/br2Ld|
|101671774474870785|,|RT @SkyNewsBreak: Met Police: Roughly half of 240 people who have appearedin court so far charged over London riots were under 18|
|92726020297338881|,|When you put ppl on blast they seem to disappear.|
|92105151359361024|,|Saying a word out loud so many times that it doesn't sound real anymore. #HeyThatsSoTrue|
|16426861142|,|one of the greatest things about my fans is that they are united. it isnt about hate or jealousy with them. It is about supporting eachother|
|92432200989024256|,|#ZodiacFacts The #Pisces sign can teach you the deepest spiritual lessons without uttering a word.|
|92968314795601920|,|#Leo man secretly craves a woman who is willing to lead him into a life full of mysteries, adventure and romance|
|93026529600212993|,|#1waytopissmeoff coming up to me with some bullsht .|
|98176727284592640|,|The Caucus: Giffords Return Marks Moment of Unity in Divided House http://nyti.ms/o799RI|
|91652561362370560|,|Thank you everyone for the kind words. Surrounded by great family, friends and fans! Love you all! Setting my sights on a top 10 spot!|
|91802287760089088|,|Taking the pulse of our green economy: 'This organic market is roughly 10 percent of our business. The consumer ... http://bit.ly/pDelVu|
|91820516482101248|,|Crowd for @ChrisBrown concert estimated to be 12,000. #ChrisBrownTODAY|
|101668632941178880|,|Will DARPA's 13,000-mph plane fly?: The Falcon HTV-2 launches aboard a rocket and is expected to glide through ... http://cnet.co/pXWlni|
|94810322493390848|,|RIP amy winehouse.. another talented women taken by the darkness of drugs & alcohol.. you will be missed <333|
|98869744505073665|,|Dow Jones Barely Avoids Longest Losing Steak Since February 1978: NEW YORK -- The Dow ended a volatile day with small gains Wednesday...|
|92537302286471169|,|The past cannot be changed, forgotten, edited, or erased. It can only be accepted|
|92296192066719744|,|The right thing at the wrong time is the wrong thing. ~Joshua Harris #TheSW|
|98037598789971969|,|Interesting >>> ENOC launches a series of philanthropic, cultural, and spiritual campaigns ... http://ow.ly/1e347M|
|93734422158913536|,|"It is an absolute scandal that #famine is happening in the 21st century" - Mary Robinson #Somalia|
|93522773049212929|,|#ZodiacFacts #Virgo fears being useless and unneeded; unable to do anybody any good, just a flawed mess, a waste of  space.|
|91958551714611200|,|Don't give just bcuz u want something in return, do it from your heart & u'll be blessed in some type of way. #GodIsGood|
|101573195743764482|,|RT @chelseafc: New Chelsea signing doing well at Under 20 World Cup: http://t.co/cLZ8uyr  #CFC (SL)|
|93324115456434176|,|That would be something to behold MT @newsbrooke: I really wish @bynickdavies was asking questions at this hearing to the Murdochs #hackgate|
|92136326303973376|,|#Rangers winners of 9 in a row!!! 29 consecutive scoreless!!|
|101336348627173376|,|Greater Manchester Police: Two men sentenced to 10 weeks and 16 weeks for their part in last night's disorder|
|97759293780144128|,|Sox trade for Erik  Bedard, according to MLB source|
|92789965712400384|,|Shout out to all the married women that still use a vibrator, u r still cheating #modasucka|
|91714467297099776|,|#Aquarius are curious and always ready for something new!|
|98234895133970433|,|#NAACP oldest largest and most conservative civil rights org Calls for End to War on Drugs, and That Is Really Huge News http://t.co/UxJnPHI|
|92934213975805952|,|[INFO] Heechul denies rumors that he was the one who helped out Goo Hara and Junhyung become a couple. (via:@soompi)|
|94556024995975169|,|@ChadMMurray  Norway has been a victim of terror bombs and shooting episodes at a youth camp today,please #prayforNorway|
|102319781855772672|,|Philadelphia hit by 'flash mob' violence: Not long after the Philadelphia clock tower chimed to mark the 9 p.m. ... http://t.co/oNeSkdl|
|93770764741902336|,|@140townhall The opposite is necessary: the president must make the government smaller and reduce regulations on businesses.|
|102441571353509888|,|2 - In the last two seasons a player making their debut for Arsenal has been sent off on the opening day (Gervinho, Koscielny). Feisty|
|99611423281393664|,|@sineadgleeson 10,000 expected at Irelands only FREE music fest with #sharonshannon plus 30 other acts @ballinamusicfes Co Mayo see u there|
|96917937746739200|,|British judge doesn't like the cut of Newzbin 2's jib, orders BT to block it http://q.gs/J5dj|
|93144631390371840|,|I hate it when my favorite song is on the radio and my parents talk through the whole thing.|
|94776543078912000|,|Israel PM guards tell women reporters to remove bras... http://drudge.tw/nLl7Eb|
|91724190507483136|,|As a #Capricorn,after an argument, you waste no time in nailing down a date and place where you will communicate with your lover.|
|96688125719486464|,|Hollywood Reporter says Kristin Cavallari has said Jay Cutler "faked" knee injury.|
|92073762664611840|,|When I kill a spider in my bathroom, I don't clean it up. I leave it there so the other spiders know not to fuck with me.|
|98069781692940288|,|Study Shows Increase in Obesity Rates in Maryland, Virginia, Dramatic Rise in ...: 1, 2011 /PRNewswire/ -- Exper... http://bit.ly/pjoKxf|
|89506614285041664|,|(1) Friend Request (0) Mutual Friends, how the hell did you find me?!|
|93286712310120448|,|Pep Guardiola says #Arsenal agreed to negotiate sale of Cesc Fabregas to #FCB #afc. No confirmation from #gunners. More www.skysports.com|
|93737472516829184|,|Miss your bfast today, come on down to the #Canmore #Legion for our Mexican Bfast Skillet incl 2 eggs and tst for $8.00 #LunchSpecial|
|92456100061917184|,|@YaBeastFoo at home ughh tfk u doing out there w/o me|
|92856534454906880|,|UN court to rule in Thai-Cambodia dispute: ICJ verdict due on Cambodia's request for Thailand to halt military a... http://aje.me/oFYBS7|
|91746958015856640|,|Females need to stop taking relationship advice from dudes on Twitter. There's a reason why he's on Twitter all the time.|
|92180067911868417|,|'I am living proof that no matter how bad life gets, it gets better. I am Gerard Way, and I survived.'|
|92534975638945792|,|Roses are red, Violets are blue, Never say never, and your dreams will come true.♥|
|93485185114443777|,|People who think sit-ins all over Egypt have reached their goal by the appointment of a new Cabinet, have no clue what #july8 demands are.|
|92740682158047232|,|Apple Hits New High As Earnings, New Products Loom http://onforb.es/mQe61d|
|98386993460953088|,|Kalmadi was appointed OC head by GOM on 30th Jan, 2005.  http://t.co/cnvCsRh ||Where will @ajaymaken stand now?|
|91803825563910144|,|Brooks quits over phone hacking http://bbc.in/nMfq5B|
|93051959677943808|,|carolyn just called me a princess :) , that made me smile .|
|94376906727763968|,|#NASA is hosting a news conf. @ 10 a.m. today to announce the selected landing site for mars rover MSL! watch it here http://bit.ly/aCd5y8 .|
|91931589767987200|,|@PK405 Lmao *throws a rock at your head on the way out*|
|93320038605533184|,|Loving Tom Watson using the corporate governance line to beat the Emperor with while leaving Vader to try vainly to deflect #hackgate|
|92096769831346176|,|There are moments in my life that I will always remember, not because they were important, but because you were there.|
|91765098548441088|,|tonight was 100 percent for the fans i hope yall know. They didnt pay me tonight, but i said fuck it and came and rocked with yall anyway.|
|92969385903390721|,|Life is entirely what you allow it to be. http://ow.ly/5GCQ9|
|95802517128089601|,|Response to strike from Pakistan will be massive: IAF chief - Indian Air Force (IAF) chief P V Naik on Tuesday said ... http://ow.ly/1dY4mC|
|93794603127410688|,|Is this the Andrew Weatherall mix of Tubular Bells? #totp|
|100152860288880640|,|terrible situation in Tottenham those who rioted should be ashamed of themselves a total disgrace . There are other ways to demonstrate|
|92985391870775297|,|The iPad is not a Mac. That means it doesn't run the full iTunes client,|
|92919739973763072|,|I don't need it to be easy, I need it to be worth it.|
|92102949769187328|,|Never trust a bad b*tch with 10 followers.|
|93443509117399040|,|BORED? Next time your in a parking lot. Simply place a sticky note that says "Sorry for the damage" on a random car and sit back and enjoy|
|101152953116803072|,|Santiago Casilla to pitch the 9th inning for the #SFGiants. SF up 6-0 over #Pirates|
|93447066369523712|,|Approximately 70% full of gin.|
|101046344168382464|,|Saw the most horrendous image of a boy bleeding and some guys stealing stuff out of his back pack. So disturbing and evil, karma will get u|
|93960668197289984|,|Scottish and Southern raises energy prices: Utility follows rivals Scottish Power and British Gas by increasi... http://on.ft.com/os4sFl|
|93786998841688064|,|Iono if it works, but it's worth a shot|
|92296733274542080|,|Can't sleep at night. Can't wake up in the morning. #FOF|
|92436932092637185|,|RT @RhaniOfSwag: I wish we had another time, i wish we had another place ;')|
|99207052840280064|,|Dow down -490 as of this second......Biggest 1-day drop since 12/1/08 (-679)…|
|100925943694110720|,|2012 GOP hopefuls slam Obama on credit downgrade but offer few ideas on how to solve crisis http://wapo.st/nEH9Xi|
|102384973939605507|,|RT @VaughanCricket: Well done to the England team.. No1 test team.. Outstanding achievement..Congrats to all the players and backroom team.|
|92437930659946496|,|Got some cool surprises to share soon... ya'll are the best supporters! love love love|
|91722700820713473|,|RT @ZodiacFacts: #ZodiacFacts As a #Sagittarius, your faith and optimism are working 24/7 to make your relationship the best it can be.|
|98355416865587200|,|JUST IN on #phonehacking: Key figure at News International arrested http://bit.ly/n6IJJd #notw|
|92820390086324224|,|You will notice that once you begin a  positive life you will loose a lot of friends that were NEVER your real friends|
|92979691803262976|,|call of duty ; black ops.|
|93329270256054273|,|@cwilli89 I know that at least up till a year ago it was 23. In my own case, when I turned 23, I was independent, parents couldn't claim me.|
|94429411054583808|,|#harimaumalaya tom's game at Jln Besar stadium is on artificial grass... Sliding tackle sakit tau|
|100724721607376897|,|Cann leads GB badminton challenge: Elizabeth Cann leads the British charge in the wom’s singles ohe World Champi... http://bit.ly/nEovp5|
|92789447745220610|,|Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. For you are here to do great things.|
|91970833047752704|,|Its not so much finding the right mate,, its being the right mate #TRUTH|
|93715727000936449|,|#Pisces live in a way where we turn what they see into what we want. #Pisces can find logic to explain anything their eyes want to see|
|91967996322512896|,|Good to see beautiful men doing they thing .|
|103120046653583360|,|Family Guy – Working Two Jobs: Chris discovers that everyone in the family is working two jobs to pay for his pr... http://t.co/GpxT4Su|
|91996995715219457|,|The most notable disadvantage to electronic barter is inherent in Internet commerce, that of trust    http://t.co/UGaZ5Oz|
|92466040507867137|,|Casey Anthony: the one chick in America who doesn't have to strong arm her boyfriend into wearing a condom.|
|93144043780968448|,|#ineedtostop caring about people who I mean nothing to.|
|92473854554939392|,|RT @DamnItsTrue: I hate when plans get cancelled at the last minutes.  #DamnItsTrue|
|92407733843800064|,|Twitter should ask some of you 'Are you sure you want to tweet this?' .. Before you tweet something..|
|101304909969899520|,|A man has been arrested on suspicion of arson after Miss Selfridges in Manchester was set alight. http://bit.ly/nA2Vgx|
|92237134009864192|,|To have a #Pisces steal your heart is the perfect crime.|
|94231288889868288|,|There are presently 25 infants from #Palestine under the age of 2 in Israeli prison.|
|101249571627335680|,|People riot in London and in Mexico an anarchist luddite group sends a bomb to a robotics researcher. Reality is weirder than fiction...|
|93202818302873600|,|I hate when im yelling at someone and i mess up what im saying -_-|
|91923754992664576|,|#Libra likes to be in their own world.|
|92091169219166208|,|#ZodiacFacts #Sagittarius-#Capricorn cusp are often deep, weighty individuals who recognize the power of silence.|
|102350153272401920|,|Gay Byrne has told FF leader Micheál Martin that he will not run for President|
|91900090544963584|,|The last time i had sex u dangerous freak RT @browneyednubian Wens the last time u used protection during sex? Don't lie!|
|93150911693717505|,|By using a combination of 3 to 7 lights, a real Lighting System, it can help to make any party festive http://t.co/Vwio6VH|
|93348468701151232|,|Murdoch punched in face, paint thrown - Wendi got a slap in. That's the best summary I can make so far.|
|101032158956761088|,|#SkyNews image from Southall where hundreds of Sikh men say they will protect the streets and their temple http://yfrog.com/h7jyqvlj|
|92481768535498753|,|I'm single and you're going to have to be amazing to change that! #BMB|
|92652703842443264|,|How to Find the Most Affordable Colleges|
|92460088845025280|,|Donation to Red Cross | Importance of Making a Donation to Red Cross:  http://bit.ly/oViuFg|
|97829869311901696|,|Breaking: President Obama says leaders of both parties have agreed to a deal to raise the debt ceiling http://t.co/Meb9Swt|
|98488599707779072|,|http://bit.ly/oaWVuj FDA approves supplemental new drug application for Novartis therapy Gilenya to ...: The foregoing release conta... *|
|97475276862259200|,|http://tiny.cc/3x71v Story of love and tomatoes leads Bollywood's global charge http://bit.ly/pf0ODF http://bit.ly/f39pf8|
|93709249020039168|,|Shit lil Kim was in Juwanna Man throw her ass on the list @bowwow|
|92507643842805760|,|RT @BungaMaharani Every girls are craving for their crush's attention. Please notice them.|
|91935968621375488|,|Let him know you value his opinion and would like to wear something that pleases him http://t.co/V8mfIc3|
|92015173631606785|,|There's a HUGE difference between a HOE and a FREAK 'Hoes do anything to anyone, while us freaks do anything to that one special person'|
|92339434510495744|,|Houstons weather just played me. It was raining so I put on a hoodie and now I'm burrrrrning Lol #ohwell|
|92658874393427968|,|RETWEET for a chance to win 75,000 followers no joke.|
|92291024851963904|,|Put your bitchass on the evening news.|
|100712904470429696|,|Blackberries & chaos: Disgruntled youth are more skilled with smartphones than the adults who police them | http://ti.me/oOorLB #londonriots|
|92651400680587264|,|ALERT: Met Police to give statement on Rebekah Brooks LIVE on Sky News shortly.|
|93455139674923008|,|if u want anything in this life, #youbetterWerk and do it yourself!|
|101260598460940289|,|Come clean on church raid or quit, S'gor MB told: Umno Youth has today called on the Selangor government to prov... http://bit.ly/qklqmv|
|100281661262012416|,|It's confirmed! We are filming our last season of Desperate Housewives! I am so grateful for what the show has given... http://say.ly/iwKzky|
|100529756579176448|,|In the wake of the weekend unrest, police are accused of failing to heed predictions of a riot by MPs, local groups and the Kaiser Chiefs.|
|97815160516919296|,|John #Boehner to hold conference call with GOP members at 8:30 p.m. on #debt ceiling negotiations http://t.co/uOygqsA|
|95759508722298880|,|Dozen puppies dumped in recycling: Twelve puppies are found dumped in a recycling box, and animal health workers... http://bbc.in/qFYsRj|
|91953555321262080|,|I hate dirty fingernails|
|91655549237723136|,|Everytime I try to go on a peaceful walk, some hood niggas have to come and ruin it.|
|91914583740125185|,|Sometimes a Gemini will be in an arguing mood just to blow off steam.|
|92412927797239809|,|There's a woman in Florida with an addiction to eating couches.|
|98881761181827072|,|Concern over the spread of radiation in drinking watersky-rocketedafter the Japanese government issued a [ http://t.co/znz7TXf|
|93006075439226880|,|someone left a full length mirror at my house- thanks now i dont have to stand on the tub to see how my pants look. no problem.|
|101351686358048768|,|Vodafone UK cancels pre-orders for Samsung Galaxy Tab due to Apple injunction http://tnw.to/1AK8Y by @mpanzarino on @TNWmobile|
|99480036737957888|,|@SECJPN  Libya Denies Death of Gadhafi's Son - Read more at: http://bit.ly/o9XMmV|
|101650719580495872|,|WR Mark Clayton worked out for the Rams Wednesday, indicating he's ready to re-sign with the team. Clayton is expected back with the team.|
|91968934554763266|,|Sometimes the bigger the smile, the more pain there is to hide.|
|91937116287799296|,|Jews and atheists have more sex partners than Catholics or Protestants.|
|93484337873420288|,|#ThoughtsOnChatWithFelol finally i appreciated the fact that the revolution is ongoing, it is our only way to have our demands met. #Egypt|
|91587774209204224|,|There are 4 words that will make you feel better in times of defeat or rejection, more than most any other words can: 'At least I tried.'|
|93786420036108288|,|If I come out of surgery to learn that the Braves have traded for Jeff Francoeur, I'm going into a coma.|
|92925024180252673|,|These memories will last a lifetime. I'm incredibly grateful to have been a part of this amazing journey. Its all a bit foggy right now|
|92713454162554880|,|@Joey7Barton goes back to the war, used to be used as an insult like paki.|
|92977846305304576|,|All these #slores on my Tl this morning..lol|
|92473022396645376|,|When I sing in the shower I think I sound amazing!|
|92668693426880512|,|Scored some Rice Krispy treats with weed in 'em before Steely Dan. Ate 2. 2 was too many. Way too many. Got lost in the restroom.|
|92920317223256064|,|I can't wait for rizzle kicks to be big but I hope no horrors start sucking there asses!|
|93698197041594368|,|Who cares what all those swedish 'fans' are saying about us? 1D know we're the ones who got them were they are, nothing will change that x|
|92390581304688640|,|Same old story. Boy meets girl, and she falls so much harder than him.|
|93412866916495360|,|Over 50,000 crosses were made over a period of 20 years in India and 750 hybrids were raised and screened http://t.co/totfJ48|
|93548445998129152|,|T-Mobile to drop prices on smartphone plans: by Roger Cheng T-Mobile USA is throwing down the gauntlet at Sprint... http://bit.ly/qZcbEy|
|96952068228661248|,|Thousands of protesters are chanting 'This dialogue is fake , its goals are misleading and its results are pre-planned' #Bahrain|
|95916316975824898|,|The family of Amy Winehouse gathered at a north London cemetery on Tuesday to bid farewell to their 'angel,' http://ow.ly/5NCG2|
|95602793385177088|,|#Express (@ExpressLife) breaks the record for world's largest fashion show with 1,243 models http://glmr.me/ojMv7j|
|92282980139143168|,|@MrsChanelAndre What's the name of your religion and how can I convert?? :P|
|93355715363749888|,|Our feeding circuits make it nearly impossible for many to lose a lot of weight and keep it off. http://t.co/wc4wc92|
|92796777496985600|,|I can't believe this. Our WWE Champion doesn't work for WWE and John Cena is or will be fired. OMG! Holy Crap!|
|91814395486814208|,|Without Justin we would be saying never, not believing in our dreams and giving up :)|
|93561254727266304|,|Sometimes you forgive people simply because you still want them in your life.|
|100960424735940608|,|London joins Amy Winehouse and Norway in the growing list of victims of Rupert Murdoch's 'Operation Distraction'.|
|94619773723357186|,|Conan O’Brien Crashes Green Lantern Animated Panel To Debut New Flaming C Trailer http://bcool.bz/mZroQz|
|92446873671049217|,|Never compromise your happiness and make sacrifices for someone who wouldn't do the same for you.|
|91775158980837376|,|The Full Moon lights up your 5th House of Self-Expression toda... More for Virgo http://twittascope.com/?sign=6|
|94156730929381376|,|Learn how to eat on a budget in Germany | Travel News from Fodor's ...: Imbiss (snack) stands can be found in al... http://bit.ly/qlNm0E|
|92822015202967552|,|Stop wasting YOUR time on people who wouldn't waste theirs on you.|
|91719854893182976|,|As a #Virgo,You have the talent to turn worry into an art form,and you can easily obsess over an argument with your lover.|
|92530592146661376|,|im not saying who is right or wrong, if it happened or not.. but guesting on tv is not a smart way to protect your case.|
|96229136179281920|,|Boeing CEO McNerney: 787 certification with Rolls-Royce engines is expected at the end of August. #787EIS|
|94142968830758913|,|Apple served over 1 million copies of Lion in 24 hours http://tnw.to/1A5NL by @BradMcCarty on @TNWapple|
|91539923886276608|,|& It only hurts when you start to pretend that it doesn't.|
|92422462960173056|,|BREAKING: Obama Meets With Dalai Lama; Agree That Eric Cantor is 'Asshole'|
|92650847426707456|,|Rumour has it that Tiger is looking at buying a house in Northern Ireland..|
|92440156220559361|,|Some #Libras may be shy at times or until comfortable enough to open up, but #Libras are not introverted.|
|92689105703550976|,|Jim - 'exactly what it says on the tin'. I didn't know you could buy tinned twats #apprentice|
|93442252642320385|,|Let's hope the hotel let's me back in and doesn't think I'm riff raff. The fake mud seems to be problematic to get off x|
|92255182762684417|,|I hate getting close to people because no matter what, they all leave. So, I refrain from ever getting close to people.|
|92348579057909760|,|@adamlambert is that duet of you and @AllisonIraheta ever gonna happen?|
|92791970803625984|,|Her past relationships where the worst thing in her life , you being a man should make her new relationship the best of her life|
|91681152594751488|,|#ZodiacFacts Stability and trust are essential with a #Cancer. The best of Cancers are brought out in the comfortable serenity at home.|
|96945755121659904|,|Former Ravens S Dawan Landry is on verge of a five-year agreement with the Jaguars that is expected to be completed today.|
|98497382597148672|,|RT @Reuters: How individual senators voted on the U.S. debt ceiling deal http://reut.rs/nME8hF @andersoncooper|
|92844994330771456|,|Lol why is Scooter bitching at people, saying that their jealous and shit apparently? Man, you don't know how WE feel. No.|
|93741586072076288|,|It's not an #Aries trait to be angry because they are actually quite expressive. #AriesCorner|
|92777146338115584|,|#Libras attract the cream of the crop because we're always striving towards looking our best!!!! #WeOnlyWantTheBest|
|92415225994817537|,|I hope you choke on the lies you tell; but then again.. Its kind of hard to swallow that much bullshit. #TeenThings|
|92609791930802177|,|@diana_limuco @Eisthename No she said she was an accident but that they stopped loving each other like a year after she was born|
|93587633833390080|,|One of my biggest RihannaNavy fans died today in a car accident!!! Gone but never EVER forgotten!!!! She was only 17 #DearKaren|
|91797975998808064|,|RT @TweetMoveOn: Believe in your dreams, chase it with a spirit that will never break down and your dreams will eventually come true! #TMO|
|92371058006564864|,|On 12/22/12, everyone will be on Twitter bragging that they didn't die.. #LMTL|
|93583046640549888|,|lmao. why are some ugly people sooo full of themselves?  ...someones a lil TOO confident.|
|93358284626599936|,|#Pisces Love is like water; We can fall in it. We can drown in it. And we can't live with out it.|
|99861223440527360|,|Mariano Rivera recorded his 52nd career save against the Red Sox on Friday night ... http://atmlb.com/p4nNTT #YankeesFacts|
|92741044533329921|,|#ZodiacFacts Praise is not very important to a #Capricorn,but recognition and respect for real achievements is vital.|
|91718858846633984|,|RT @ParisHilton: Congrats to my Dad for selling Candy Spelling's Estate today which is the biggest sale ever done in California. Huge :)|
|92406036845166594|,|Just got off the phone with @Redbox awhile ago.  They ended the phone convo w/ 'Thx for calling Redbox.  We appreciate your 17 rentals.' ...|
|91690949356437504|,|Woman should respect the man. And man should love the woman. #DamnItsTrue|
|93355966996819968|,|�The thing with weight-loss drugs is that the standard for safe has to be extraordinarily high, http://t.co/hPDDlcv|
|93109395801640961|,|"Justin will never notice me 839439498" I'm pretty sure he will soon, since you keep blowing up his time line with the same exact tweet.|
|93505979316060160|,|Playing Uruguay = facing a gang of vicious urchins in an alley w Luis Suarez the streewisest of 'em all, combing his hair with a flick-knife|
|91696637445021696|,|The most annoying thing is when someone calls & they have All kind of noises in the background. It makes me nervous.|
|92540726604349440|,|Sum places Ive never been like VIETNAM! which will be great but also,I cant wait to get back to some of our old haunts like JAKARTA! TAIPEI!|
|93471545229459456|,|RT @ZodiacFacts #ZodiacFacts #Leos,are threatened by a relationship that appears to have settled too much, or one that's lost its spark.|
|92231752743002112|,|Getting in shape is the easy part. Staying motivated is the hard part.|
|93750712361689088|,|Breaking news: Tiger Woods and Steve Williams are no longer working together. 'I think it's time for a change,' Woods said.|
|91925007466377216|,|Yes, everything happens for a reason. But don't use that as an excuse as to why you make stupid decisions.|
|91984014042337280|,|The best person to talk to about the problems in your relationship is the person you're in a relationship with..|
|89837531155267584|,|Ideas are wonderful, but execution is critical|
|92457484513574913|,|#IRepSpaceKrew @LittlecBeadles @officialjaden @justinbieber if you want to join you will have to go through initiation..and u cant handle it|
|93294528840208384|,|http://tiny.cc/3x71v Sean Bean to play Snow White's father http://bit.ly/o6LduP http://bit.ly/f39pf8|
|93719873372426240|,|The San Francisco Chronicle named Lucius Malfoy one of the 12 Sexiest Men Who Were Never Alive.|
|92981004804960256|,|@AlanCarr I farted in Sainsburys, any chance of a retweet?|
|92467652576018432|,|Your the only person I'm checking for doe. #seriously.|
|93086249656655872|,|If you love that person let them know. Or someone else will.|
|92634604053336064|,|Smile! Its the safest way to spread your cheeks.|
|93701338562695168|,|Rep @AllenWest is a small-minded douchesandwich with no character. The only thing smaller than his brain is his pecker.|
|92076512936869889|,|#YououtyoDUCKassmind if you think imma stay with you if you treat me like an option and I treat you like a priority|
|91578861036380160|,|Can't wait to meet everyone on in Rio soon! Im loving it here! x|
|92590582018486272|,|RT @viatumblr: The better person you become, the better person you will attract. #viatumblr|
|97326567797166080|,|CORRECTING and REPLACING Freedom Bank of Virginia Announces Second Quarter ...: Underhill is a twenty-nine year ... http://bit.ly/nLQuxa|
|93152330396082176|,|Twitter caught something.. that's why we should practice safe sex and abstinence.|
|93513739957055488|,|@Rscharper63 that's a little harsh..what'd the phone ever do to you.|
|92809303492276224|,|The awkward moment When you throw something at your friend but it hits someone else|
|93513911894151168|,|The last minutes of work go by the slowest!|
|92773735211335680|,|sitting on the plane listening to Beyoncé's "4" getting goosebumps and enjoying watching the clouds sail by to this perfect woman's voice|
|97638606843297793|,|'There's one big armed gang in #Syria and it's the Syrian government' - US press attache in Damascus on @bbcworldservice in a few minutes|
|88132304249159680|,|its funny how when you really love someone and they treat u bad , EVERYONE else can see it but you.|
|91853498135752704|,|It's our 1-year Truckiversary! Thanks SO much to all of you who have supported us this year and helped spread the Ontario food truck love!|
|94429050306707456|,|RT @EW: 'Glee' actor Darren Criss in talks to replace Daniel Radcliffe in 'How to Succeed in Business' http://ow.ly/5L05d|
|91744355014021120|,|Cheatin when u can jus b single and do u #thataintwinning|
|93064738422009857|,|Man City have accepted Corinthians offer of €40+4m for Tevez. They do not understand why Brazilians are now stalling. #mcfc|
|93030685073350656|,|Harry Potter broke movie opening records this weekend, surpassing Twilight. So the series in which Pattinson dies prevailed. Interesting....|
|91935951844147201|,|Because of this limited time, the way you dress and the questions you ask are really important http://t.co/zJjWzT8|
|92253485801799680|,|The awkward moment when you've been tired for so long you start acting really weird and hyper.|
|93047259066925056|,|If you click on a 'Fred Weasley' TT and complain about spoilers, you get what you deserve.|
|93736461454688256|,|Obama's calling top Dems from the House and Senate to the White House for a debt ceiling meeting. http://huff.to/ok4d5c|
|91900145075105793|,|RT @borowitzreport: Given our fiscal crisis, I think it's time to transfer the duties of Congress to a call center in Bangalore.|
|92926655382818819|,|On Communication: The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. -Mark Twain|
|103041969965645824|,|Arsène Wenger wants his new signings to be judged on their ability not their transfer fee http://t.co/ld2Rc5u|
|92969106881515520|,|RT @_dorfy: This is not a cover or a remake or w/e, it is plagiarism. neither the lyricist or composer sections say 'Kim Jaejoong'.|
|102070342398394368|,|Jani Lane, Lead Singer of Warrant, Dies at 47: The glam-band wailer will be remembered for his wild hair and wilder personality. Lane...|
|102744094140411904|,|Fernando Torres has arguably been man of the match today. But how many reports will focus on the fact he hasn't scored?|
|93591100153008128|,|The beard: the only visible Sunnah you take into the grave with you. #islam #sunnah|
|91723300610383872|,|@ImSoHungDu  #NFL tentative agreement in principle on labor deal could come within 24 hours, sources tell AP: http://t.co/opegY9K -JM|
|95647738900922368|,|New post: Auburn Hills Tax Increment donates $400,000 to Pontiac Promise Zone Authority http://www.nancyziering.com/?p=1598|
|91990712266133504|,|Spent the day catching up with old friends. Pumped for tonight's hometown show. You ready NOLA? -Britney|
|91936358662287360|,|It might be great to see how you work together as a team and you'll be surprised how much fun you have in the process http://t.co/Oq0uZaU|
|102411357508485122|,|Breaking News: Former United defender Wes Brown arrested after he leaves Anfield with £35mil in his pocket.|
|92246588633780226|,|@johncena can you do me and the rest of the WWE a favor and stop being a wigger? Die too.  Owen Hart style.  Thanks.|
|95188303338422272|,|Congrats to all the newlyweds in NY! Bottoms up! ;) The first day of marriage #equality. Next, FEDERAL equality!|
|91945192101396480|,|Stop living for other people and their opinions. Learn to value yourself and what you stand for. Be bold, be you! #ihatequotes|
|93325387379113984|,|@gilescoren In 2005, Tom Watson claimed the maximum £4,800 allowance for food in a single year.|
|95177954954448896|,|Confirmed that Tendulkar cannot bat until 1413 tomorrow, or the fall of the 5th wicket whichever comes first|
|91876443038027776|,|after partying it up in Adelaide with ash!|
|93745034825961472|,|Why is this Austin Powers theme song stucc in my head lol|
|92240386990407680|,|By request: for someone who blathered on for years about being an academic, it must bug hermione that she dropped out of high school #potter|
|91986216400076800|,|Just because there's a consensus about something in Washington doesn't mean its a good idea. Like, for example, the war in Iraq|
|91904574243356672|,|will avoid all wing-nuts and kooks the rest of this weekend!|
|93165440058130432|,|The sexiest curve on a girl is her smile.|
|96203693912891394|,|French rights groups to sue Syrian leader: Groups plan to push for probe into whether al-Assad and other Syrian ... http://aje.me/oBZsvJ|
|103137083945783296|,|Judge Ends Broadcast of Mubarak at Trial: The spectacle of Egypt’s deposed president, Hosni Mubarak, lying in a... http://nyti.ms/nZBQqv|
|91861221929783296|,|@MariaFowler Hi - any chance of a big hi to cheer me up, its my b'day and i'm feeling old !! x|
|102612649124167680|,|S.F. Mobile Shutdown Angers Many: A mass demonstration is scheduled for Monday, Aug. 15, by people angered at Sa... http://t.co/wpuKZaT|
|92846188545589248|,|ladies! don't be naive make them werk for your love!!!|
|98371205341515776|,|New arrest in UK phone-hacking probe: A 71-year-old man has been arrested in connection with an investigation in... http://bit.ly/nVDP28|
|95438229242773504|,|Report: Players and league agree on new CBA, pending players' vote today http://bit.ly/pSNQGe|
|95815783678087169|,|On MSN today - Economic growth slows down to 0.2% http://on-msn.com/pQ156M|
|92039899255013376|,|I just want fall semster to start|
|96066812801855488|,|U.S. citizen in Pakistani lobbying case out on bond http://reut.rs/qXQXBl|
|99653392141533184|,|The S&P downgraded the United States from AAA to AA+. Looks like Dad is going to have to pick a new country to be his favorite.|
|93349268135481344|,|Custard pie on Rupert's right shoulder and face with custard pie or foam..wendi sprang at him and I could here the sound of a slap...|
|93521495199989760|,|@spark_thang so you have a itch|
|92232131455107073|,|#dearLOVER Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered CHEATING! #DamnItsTrue|
|96354439341936640|,|Kicker Ryan Longwell has agreed to a multiyear deal to return to the Vikings, according to an NFL source.|
|93355132342898688|,|cocaine, alcohol and heroin addictions.  http://t.co/zA5IqCv|
|93400230829101056|,|(734): Need your help.  He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.|
|92376408285917185|,|@TeamOurBieber can you please read everything and spread this? its for Demi Lovato fans and Justin Bieber fans. http://tl.gd/bnvla4|
|93054393334763520|,|#1waytopissmeoff treat my loyalty as an option. you only use it when it benefits you, rather than value it because its True #lameeee|
|93498611110907904|,|We've been bartering ever since we were children and may not even realize it http://t.co/c4yj8Qk|
|96227712355667969|,|BREAKING: JETS have agreed to terms on deal with Santonio Holmes., per source. #nyj|
|101664445335474176|,|#UK may disrupt social networks during unrest (false flag events to help the #government regulate the #Internet?)  http://bit.ly/nUT81F|
|91997511635570688|,|The process of confirming a transaction is accomplished by solving a computationally difficult proof-of-work problem    http://t.co/OuE8UYg|
|92423954802819072|,|Haters will do anything to try and bring you down but just remember it's just because you are fabulous.|
|94499737323057152|,|Military gay ban to end Sept 20. http://bit.ly/qcD8bb #lgbt #gay #lesbian #p2 #tcot (via @WashingtonBlade)|
|92720258879721472|,|Some people have seen you at your worst and left you, the ones who stay are the ones who deserve you.|
|101721820142637057|,|President Obama is in Holland, MI to visit a battery plant and highlight new fuel efficiency standards. Follow along: http://t.co/JEg3rFM|
|91730523877146624|,|Goodbyes will hurt, pictures never replace being there, memories - good or bad, bring tears and words can never replace those feelings.|
|93156745970585600|,|@rae_natasha One young lady rape and Torture by one preist in Rome, see the video http://t.co/ANoa0tq|
|91896093293551616|,|If you want to be loved for who you are, you need to be yourself.|
|92610798584729600|,|www.jinxbeatz.com RT @Swervy_Steppa I need me a personal producer that only sends me and the rest of @YoungStarz_EN...  Follow @JiNxBeatz|
|92669074319998976|,|A true friend sees the good in everything, and brings out the best in the worst of things. -Sasha Azevedo|
|91896021902303233|,|Women are sensitive, they over think every little thing and they care way more than they should, but that's what makes their love so strong|
|96799092142907392|,|Bush dealt to Dolphins, agrees to two-year deal: The final hurdle to a trade between the Saints and Dolphins was ... http://es.pn/qmN7C2|
|92765242433601537|,|a #cancer is going to do what they want to do. if someone gets in the way of that they're going to feel the wrath. period|
|92321374818934784|,|RT @brandonrofl: People that stick their tongue out in every picture. YOU LOOK LIKE A DOG.|
|92803022383611904|,|This is the famous #ALTrain Retweet|
|93332978603790336|,|The Lord didn't bring me this far to leave me. #nope!  #powerthought|
|92590761597607936|,|the awkward moment when you're hanging out with a couple and they start to act all sweet together. & you're just there like.. #ForeverAlone|
|91742925259669504|,|I miss the way you made me feel. Even if it was a lie.|
|92735836864528386|,|There are five words that mean more than I love you and those words are 'I'm here to stay forever.'|
|94586689342816256|,|Norwegian police say killings are of 'catastrophic dimensions', may rise above 80|
|91961808604237824|,|http://t.co/qGm6ARt Here's the final HD version of the Director's cut of Stand. Lenny.|
|92239851059023872|,|\"i live with a lot of demons .......... but the house is big enough\"|
|102558727151960064|,|RT @YourAnonNews: BART protests rescheduled for Monday rush hour at Civic Center: http://me.lt/8I4qK #OpBART|
|91900644956438530|,|A #Leos tendency is to shoot first and ask questions later, metaphorically of course.|
|101020544421478400|,|9pm update - #Leicester officers continue to patrol the city, speaking to people out and about as normal on a Tuesday night|
|101044028170174466|,|Extra patrols are working in #Sheffield city centre and throughout the county to maintain safety. South Yorkshire please RT.|
|93764269920894976|,|RT @AboutAquarius: #Aquarians are logical thinkers so notice the look on their face when you step to them with bull$hi+|
|92236628923392000|,|RT @BestFilmQuotes 'Of course everybody has bad moment. But do we have to forget all the good moments for it?' -Enchanted (2007)|
|96309990792507392|,|Adam Vinatieri has agreed to terms on a new 3-year deal with the Colts.|
|103203864634851328|,|11 - Michel Vorm has already made more saves tonight than any player managed in a Premier League game last season (10). Blinder|
|100731015894540288|,|'@SAIDYOUSIF: Updates on Bahrain, release of prisoners without dropping of charges http://t.co/RKUQfWF #Bahrain #Humanrights'|
|91750848820031489|,|Smith: Admiration for a Yankees icon|
|96405737714098176|,|Smoke in galley forces Air Canada flight back to airport .  Plane landed safely in Sydney, Australia after dumping fuel|
|92763202802298880|,|@ohso_heartless lol all i got is this pb&j sandwhich and this grape juice box|
|93741167421820928|,|Follow @p90x and RT this for a chance to win a @P90X workout kit! Finish this and be ready for @P90X2! http://tweetsw.in/938/|
|92198065443835904|,|Tell him. Tell him, The liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perceptions.|
|97339570164731904|,|Speak Asia COO held for duping investors: To make matters worse, an investigation by Enforcement Directorate (ED... http://bit.ly/p1ZjSl|
|92972048313352192|,|There are two sides to every story. Occasionally, one of them is actually the truth.|
|93274772011626496|,|Bank of America posts $8.8 billion loss in second quarter due to mortgage security settlement. http://CNNMoney.com|
|101756407149375489|,|Jaguars add ex-Brown Roth to retooled defense: Linebacker Matt Roth agreed to a one-year, $3 million deal with th... http://es.pn/qgXNTi|
|82444070760349696|,|When I was young,my dad used to show me pictures bout why its important to always wear a condom. Funny thing is they were all pictures of me|
|92463161529204736|,|I was hoping when I saw you, I would know that we did the right thing. But I don't feel that way. I don't feel that way at all.|
|101830185904648192|,|Raiders have completed pregame warmups and are now leaving the field and heading into the locker room.|
|92201997121499136|,|We are braver than a bee, and a longer than a tree, and taller than a moose, or is it a goose? –Pooh #poohwords|
|92624675829596160|,|When God plants in you an amazing idea, trust Him. Have faith, that He will water it to greatness! #ihatequotes|
|93359167267549184|,|Canon Rebel EOS - All That You Need To Know: The Canon Rebel series is the most popular one worldwide when it co... http://bit.ly/nC44zl|
|92714355916935169|,|@AOIFE_ELNINO yup :) haven't watched it yet cos i'm not in the house :)|
|91786366156935168|,|@foldflops thanks for the follow - which of Shakespeare's characters would you most like to  have dinner with?|
|92804918955606016|,|I don't have an attitude. I have personality that you can't handle. #TeenThings|
|91991186616754176|,|@TheRealJay_P  i wonder whats it like there! my friend said it was alright|
|91946592923430912|,|RT if you are ready for the WERK video next Monday!!|
|91969887962009600|,|Sometimes living in the middle of nowhere is very irritating. On the plus side, year 12 broke up for summer today. YUS.|
|95434223678263297|,|Vietnam announces new president: Vietnam's lawmaking National Assembly has appointed Truong Tan Sang as the comm... http://bit.ly/riFZba|
|93298001728122880|,|RT @idillionaire: I will start giving a fuck, when an apple grows on a mango tree on the 30th of February.|
|91932031193333760|,|As we grow up we think that we are losing friends. But the truth is we don't lose friends. We just learn who the real ones are|
|93550314287931392|,|1/5 relationships begin on an online dating website. They might as well make facebook and twitter dating sights too lol|
|93477095853920256|,|If good things come to those who wait, then I must have something ridiculously amazing coming!|
|92799799442673664|,|How To Keep Your Relationship Working: love each other.|
|91705109913939969|,|#whenihavekids, they are gonna ask me to make them a lunch for school and I'm gonna give them money. That's real love|
|93406843841421312|,|#blackpeoplehobbies killing their kid and going to jail #whitepeoplehobbies murdering their kid and getting away with it|
|93286216094580736|,|Stephenson says "we should be grateful" that Guardian ignored his assurances in Dec 09 and kept on investigating|
|93545870259257345|,|If you don't want to tell me everything, that's fine. Just don't lie to me. #SLT|
|94441243634962432|,|Norwegian police say a person has opened fire at a youth gathering near #Oslo http://bbc.in/o2XlDx|
|98084172337397760|,|http://bit.ly/ocxbEZ No load shedding during Sehr, Iftar times: The company has appealed the consumers for energy conservation and t... *|
|101748047888920577|,|RT @EWErickson: Rick Perry will announce he is running for President on Saturday at 1pm at the RedState Gathering in Charleston, SC.|
|93316633199775744|,|When Rupert Murdoch was a boy, he spied on his own mother by leaving recording devices in her room, today, he spies on everyone.|
|92795977215393792|,|#1waytopissmeoff I show you 1 picture in my phone and you try to look at ALL of them -___-|
|100686707728453632|,|Sky News claiming the riots are hitting Leeds. There's scum in my city too. #YorkshireIsEmbarrassedByYou|
|96677269535334400|,|Toxicology reports to confirm the true cause of Amy Winehouse's death are expected in the next few weeks.|
|92403953077190656|,|Cross the line if you truly love someone that you will probably never actually meet.|
|93692996121403393|,|It entails the use of a currency unit called a trade-credit  http://t.co/p0cYgBj|
|91999267694194688|,|Congrats to Peter Dinklage on his emmy nomination! He's my favorite character on Game of Thrones. I hope he doesn't do the black version.|
|92714662256324609|,|#Taurus is the sign of inertia slow to get going impossible to stop.|
|101330147394850816|,|If you are in a Union the Democrats just robbed you of like $40 million to lose 4-2 in the Wisconsin recall elections. Good Bye Retirement.|
|103196131361697792|,|First Annual Geek Awards Coming to Philadelphia: (Note to non-geeks: WoW is shorthand for the game World of Warc... http://t.co/NcA5Ett|
|93163610678886400|,|'Fucking' is one of those fucking words you can fucking put anyfuckingwhere in a sentence and it still makes fucking sense...|
|96931007181225986|,|Top official of Speak Asia detained by police for investigation http://dlvr.it/d3HyT|
|93307748594368512|,|Stop wearing maxi dresses with no ass!!|
|93456222954594304|,|President Obama is proud to support the Respect for Marriage Act, which would take DOMA off the books once and for all. http://t.co/Sv9oYwS|
|93039977528700928|,|The #Leo is hard-working and often find themselves in position of importance.|
|92250755318288384|,|LR police say one man was shot in the foot in the #RiverMarket, when they confronted a man with a gun, he was shot three times by them.|
|92454111949230080|,|Firefighters battle officers in weight-loss challenge: Detective Dave Horn of Tiffin Police Department said he c... http://bit.ly/pCuOdm|
|92639880231927808|,|In that way you can correct your intention make sure its purely for the sake of Allah SWT as your constantly checking on it. #islam #pray|
|93524560602865664|,|#Sagittarius fears being pinned down in mind spirit and or body, unable to seek and find their personal  truth.|
|101797821711269888|,|RT @SkyNewsBreak Richard Mannington Bowes 68, who was set upon as he tried to stamp out a fire during riots in Ealing, west London, has died|
|95974630371758080|,|LANDSLIDE Vote in Favor of# KeystoneXL #tarsands #pipeline GREAT NEWS!! http://t.co/CiCOSWK|
|82357060699815937|,|Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.|
|92019191024066560|,|Keith is off tonight. Guest host is @DavidShuster! His first time anchoring a newscast since MSNBC forced him off the air in April 2010.|
|92593240301248512|,|The awkward moment when everyone else has stopped laughing, and you're the only one who still thinks that it's hilarious.|
|92274776369926144|,|Rupert has green eyes, in contrast to Ron Weasley's blue eyes while Daniel has blue eyes in contrast to Harry's eyes.|
|100596384293593089|,|Londons just on a rampage!|
|91658049848225792|,|Spendin the nite at my cousin @cherryymo house tonite|
|101628522824597504|,|@BlackCanseco  Hunt for Missing Woman in Aruba http://t.co/ibPRkV1|
|93414175040212993|,|The Sun taken care of... now what about the moon... http://t.co/ZUaOB1I|
|93019717173907456|,|Mistakes and deliberate offenses are not the same. Don't punish people for mistakes. They usually have their own consequences.#fb|
|91935091240087552|,|#Cancers hate when people go on and on about something to prove a point (especially if they wrong). We sit there thinking stfu already.|
|93301545906606081|,|CBS 21 News investigating report of a body found at local church http://t.co/wfx6Xv5|
|93695066069151744|,|Headed next to Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam!|
|91966578647769088|,|When people  lie straight  to your face  then feeling badass cause you know the truth.|
|93491244365389824|,|#Libras always play innocent when they are challenged, and can generally charm the birds out of the trees to win your favor.|
|93350670043852800|,|#whendiditbecomecool to lie and betray the one person who has always been real and honest with u.|
|91629475174952960|,|My name is _______ and I can never find a key chain with my name on it.   #TeensInLife|
|93726638696706049|,|Smoking pot is illegal, but then again so is most of the music on your ipod...|
|95351348404551681|,|City to host compressed natural gas fueling station http://bit.ly/qkG4QK|
|92133996716232704|,|"When you make decisions, you deal with consequences." -Remember When|
|93033592787189760|,|@PhillTurnerDIY Did Gary strip to his boxers in the launderette?|
|93427438868115458|,|Sometimes, you wish they'd want you as much as you want them, it never seems to be even.|
|92066368203141120|,|Had such an amazing day spending time with such inspiring kids, thanks for having me @RyanSeacrest, CHOP, and The Voice.|
|95640744055939072|,|Harrison Ford will play Wyatt Earp in an adaptation of Max Allan Collins' novel, 'Black Hats'. #actors|
|91923865256722432|,|'Harry Potter' is already breaking box office records w/ an est. $43.5 mil in midnight shows. Have you seen it yet? http://t.co/s1x9zfr|
|92054549212299265|,|Child sex slavery will end when it is prevented from happening. Be a part of the solution: Become a Love146... http://fb.me/xHaYyl49|
|92040415150211072|,|I hate when my mom @MCREE7 tries to act cool when in public. Your not so stop trying to act cool|
|91644640654143488|,|When $$$$ calls.. You better answer that shit on the FIRST RING!!!|
|92111719933034496|,|The worst feeling is regretting not having done something when you had the chance.|
|91937382089240577|,|Have races; enjoy the breeze in your hair and the sun shining down on your face! http://t.co/kDk4XFC|
|98932393993449472|,|Cod recovery stagnant in Irish Sea (UK) http://t.co/GjHwcIw|
|93166241845477376|,|The form has errors highlighted in red, please review these entries and try again!  http://t.co/pdxDiuw|
|93339264984686592|,|Someone should overlay an LA Noire 'Truth / Doubt / Lie' option list in the top left of the screen.|
|88416243299786752|,|If we miss Jesus, the one who is life, there is no life.|
|3543845320|,|@FrankieTheSats I think me and Dougie make a cuter couple but whatever.|
|93653208483893249|,|Smile and breathe.. Be happy|
|100266632282251265|,|@deportivamente1 BREAKING: Jose Reyes leaves Sunday's game vs. Braves with a stiff left hamstring.|
|95009751389310976|,|From the Office of the Vice President for the Loyola Schools: Classes 12:00 noon onwards are suspended. Classes... http://fb.me/1aT2lga5b|
|91668338475941888|,|@SelfMade_Boom what ? naw thats dead .. you being weird when you couldve just did it ..|
|100425433820045314|,|Washington has denied aid to all areas of #Somalia that are not under the control of the US-backed Transitional Federal Government (TFG)|
|93386676365299712|,|You have to stop thinkin about then to focus on "NOW".|
|92224552599429120|,|Never compare your love story with those in the movies because they are written by scriptwriters, yours written by God.|
|93351244218908672|,|iknw for a #fact that @Sparky_Drea will be < 3|
|97408964903448576|,|John Calipari tells WKYT that UK Legends coach will come from his hired Dominican staff...meaning Joe B will still likely coach UK team.|
|93867554635923457|,|compared to four with a placebo.in 56 countries in 2008, including in the European Union. http://t.co/JJKtQYw|
|93771783857123328|,|#NeverApologize for leaving an abusive relationship, your safety, health and LIFE have to be the priority|
|92916991156957184|,|Britain's uncreative approach to design: He said Apple's success comes down to the fact that everything they do ... http://bit.ly/oN7fV2|
|92340609897082880|,|Be careful what you wish for.|
|91718490163122177|,|A ''Boy'' seeks after Temporary Pleasure of a 1Night Stand, When a Man Longs for the Satisfaction of finding his other Half.|
|95555757415743488|,|Breaking: Jack Layton announces he has a new cancer -- not just prostate. New test results last week. Taking temp leave of absence.|
|102856587256926208|,|.@DjokerNole makes history, first to win 5 Masters 1000 titles in same season with 62 36 64 win over @MardyFish at #RogersCup. #atp #tennis|
|92999023346196480|,|U.S. Visa Rejections Hit TCS: A rise in the rejection of U.S. visa applications for software professions is ... http://on.wsj.com/qWGdgv|
|92017854857220096|,|As a #Leo - Whenever things in life go wrong, it just gives us a chance to prove we're strong|
|93157861655453696|,|I don't talk on the phone|
|94398791322578944|,|Mayo Clinic engineers create model of conjoined twins’ liver to aid surgical team - http://mayocl.in/ky2Atq|
|92619158411411456|,|Seriously... What can I do to get the old you back? The bestfriend I used to know.|
|93355501424869376|,|it creates an increase in trusting behavior. http://t.co/Y0ESBXX|
|94452083499081728|,|Person dressed as a policeman fires shots at youth camp in #Norway; injuries reported. http://t.co/dPHb33j|
|94829178528075776|,|@MikeValenti971  Did you hear that Amy Winehouse died today? Although we don't know yet C.O.D, I can only assume her demons finally got her.|
|97646617414483968|,|#HappyBdayQueenRowling Thanks for the most magical 10 years you've given to us. We owe you everything.|
|91752084692672512|,|For a very short period of time, I was once the youngest person in the world. #funnyfacts|
|100644788671488000|,|Shops, buses and cars targeted in disturbances across London and Birmingham city centre MORE LIVE http://bbc.in/rh9y4e #Londonriots|
|94421647397888000|,|Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel to Introduce Skin Care Line With ...: Real Housewife of New York/PETA spokeswoma... http://bit.ly/oy1HMp|
|93273993544597504|,|England: readers' tips, recommendations and travel advice for the best beaches: At the northernmost point of the... http://bit.ly/o0F0XU|
|92265846445051904|,|@mileycyrus Are you aware that you and Floyd have matching eyes? :)|
|93153140534292481|,|I walk around in circles when I talk on the phone.|
|92145532822237184|,|Working on the setlist for tonight's show. 2 new track, maybe 3.|
|92266653986983937|,|I need to see We♥KevinJ on TT Now :D|
|92625159864856577|,|Why I am Not Disappointed That OS X Lion Has Not Been Released to The World As of Yet? http://wp.me/p1FlvW-H|
|93695343799181312|,|#anyonethatreplieswithK should be arrested for killing the conversation|
|94884467910512640|,|Linda Christian, the first Bond girl, dies at 87 . Widow of Tyrone Power was in TV version of Casino Royale|
|92489683862429697|,|I love how everyone at Paige's cousin's wedding were all dressed up then Justin just shows up in a T-Shirt and skinny jeans. #typical|
|101442606092918784|,|A bipartisan 'super-committee' of US congressmen tasked with devising a way out of America's debt crisis has begun taking shape. ????????|
|93190698316218369|,|People need to understand that Cody's growing up. He's not going to be the 12 year old kid sitting in his room with his guitar forever.|
|91713477927895041|,|If you crush over a #Scorpio, keep it a mystery but send them love notes. They love the suspense.|
|91937809920823296|,|Paul McCartney at Yankee Stadium and Others - http://nyti.ms/qpv2Pj|
|101365648868909057|,|@tonightitv How ironic that lawlessness has sprung in honour of Mark Duggan, a man who carried a loaded gun and flaunted the law! #ukriots|
|99686731250532352|,|Pinoy paddlers celebrate with kabanayans in Tampa 2 golds and 1 silver today - day 2 world championships!!!|
|93093466476773377|,|Dear people of this rock we call twitter. Who's coming to Blondie in Galway for the Galway Arts Festival 2011?|
|92243062956376064|,|Yes, BVB looks KISS, they have said many times they are inspirations, so before you judge them, shut the fuck up and listen to their music|
|92647595184361472|,|Action is the real measure of intelligence. - Napoleon Hill #quote|
|94115609981358080|,|James Murdoch evidence questioned: News International chairman James Murdoch's evidence to MPs on phone hacking ... http://bbc.in/oPfRIR|
|91904310308384770|,|'Worship is no longer worship when it reflects the culture around us more than the Christ within us.' AW Tozer|
|93452805095960576|,|Real playboys keep bunnies on the side...|
|92344889710350336|,|Lots of you asking when Doctor Who comes back on. The precise date is still to be confirmed, but expect it late summer/autumn. #notlongnow|
|91936304144715776|,|Enjoy the chirruping of the birds and the beauty of the wild outdoors with your date http://t.co/d3gj8A9|
|93417956557594625|,|I shit you not, I just found a tiny pair of glasses in my shoe.|
|93027116786008064|,|What is your favorite website to surf when you are relaxing at home?|
|91869825466499072|,|The intolerance we feel toward others is always a reflection of how intolerant we are of ourselves.|
|96092892203978752|,|Deadly landslide in South Korea http://bbc.in/ojv1sI|
|100947346967367680|,|RT @mynewsmagazine: Just spoke to Herts Police no incidents of unrest reported in #Watford and #Hemelhempstead as of 1600 #stopriotrumours|
|92103671705378816|,|All life tests are just preparation for something bigger in the future. Stay strong, have faith, and have a nice day! #ihatequotes|
|93379622871371777|,|Now that you can actually have a flying car, what other recent technological discovery did you never believe possible?|
|93465480282648576|,|@TheeJewFro I am laughing so hard right now that I almost peed myself!! You will NOT manipulate the truth on my shift|
|93671907987177473|,|Dear Go Compare, YOU go and compare and just tell us the fucking results, alright?|
|92280866566455296|,|Why the blackest lion gotta be the killer in lion king?? Disney you F*cked up.|
|92991486244814849|,|Ns4, ns5, ns8, ns10, and ns18 are currently experiencing a DDos attack. Check the status indicator in the ZE Member Center for updates.|
|91982577681956865|,|Watching you babe.. watching you all the time.|
|92284091642294272|,|#nw confessions of a shopaholic|
|92081074733191169|,|Timing Wealth Building – When is the Best Time to Apply For Capital?: Both in business and the world of investme... http://bit.ly/qtwUk5|
|96984948635992065|,|Jurgen Klinsmann has been named the new coach of the US national team, following the sacking of Bob Bradley - http://d3w.io/nIWd5J|
|100660000099282944|,|Firefighters are attending a few fires in Croydon. We're getting to these fires as quickly as we are able to.|
|91966293439291392|,|Troptions give you the entre with Advertising - Direct Mail style. http://t.co/3e4SEux|
|92137819056771073|,|The DoE is frying up a full English. One's head feels like it's superglued to the pillow. Someone get one a cup of tea.|
|96178288992587776|,|Three Gay Couples Married At Broadway Performance Of Hair!: We actually started to tear up over this. What an mo... http://bit.ly/nYrWco|
|93521432306397184|,|RT @ZodiacFacts: #Aries fears weakness, especially its own. Aries wants to be like the hero: courageous and brave, embodying  pure strength.|
|91960773986889728|,|RT @ChasingJason: One of the worst things to do is make a woman cry, especially your mother.|
|93260152328826881|,|Saline suspect 'may be on site': The person responsible for the suspicious deaths of three patients at a Greater... http://bbc.in/oZ0ZIu|
|93497000460431361|,|Do not sink down to the lvl of some person(s) who may dislike u for nonsensical reasons. Instead, pray for them. #foodforthought|
|93024630679420928|,|#Pisces will ride till the wheels fall off OR they just wont take that ride at all.|
|94480845791956993|,|RT @BreakingNews: AP: Police say man arrested at Norway camp shooting islinked to the bombing in Oslo|
|92429091713712128|,|Had a very special day in Rio and saw some breathtaking views!|
|94517713547968512|,|RT @finansakrobat: I repeat. The person arrested is a 32 year old ethnically Norwegian male. He is aprox 190 cm tall and slim. also blonde.|
|92682058454929408|,|Tell me this doesnt have an impact on the psyches of black and brown girls. Sure does on mine #racism http://twitpic.com/5rq1ev|
|96228351936692224|,|Pres. Noynoy Aquino wants increased corn production in 2012. Read more here: http://bit.ly/qOkjJ4|
|96404114954661888|,|Update: Air Canada plane has landed, smoke coming from oven in 'minor incident' - @smh_news|
|91668418167705600|,|RT @TheNoteboook: Sometimes you have to be strong because it's perhaps the only thing left for you to be.|
|93395450299826177|,|I Hate when people say " You think you the shit " No " You think im the shit "|
|94462178547077123|,|Police tell broadcaster NRK they have good reason to believe explosion in Oslo and shooting at youth camp are related. #Norway|
|103165156539904000|,|Confirmed: NCAA enforcement on campus now at The U - ESPN http://t.co/RvwFr4o|
|98041931526971392|,|RT @denisleary: Plaxico signs with Jets.  1 yr for 3 mil.  Plus a pair of Kevlar pants.|
|92166818927620096|,|Horses Saved From Barn Fire In Indiana Town|
|92499494234624000|,|It's hard to trust someone the 2nd time around after they already gave you one reason not to trust them.|
|93428727597371392|,|9 out of 10 women throw like a girl.|
|93580715341524992|,|I HATE when I'm doing something on my phone & someone decides to call & fuck it all up.|
|94386280988807168|,|Fortegras Life of the South Brand Rises to #2 Credit Life/Health Writer in U.S. ! http://t.co/wpuR2Sx health news 2010|
|101758768534138880|,|@jamesmaslow over 30000 children die every year in Africa because of no nutrition spread the word #prayforafrica|
|91936480318078976|,|2000 questions for Couples and get inside the mind of your partner with them http://t.co/8H1RfQT|
|81472357406998528|,|Many women will keep their feelings bottled up inside cause she tried pouring her heart out to the wrong guy..|
|91935272354332672|,|It could even be a museum, if either of you are into that kind of thing http://t.co/Yx0EFaw|
|92131120312893440|,|The awkward moment when you tell a joke and no-one laughs, so you tell it again- assuming they didn't hear, to which they still don't laugh.|
|93091594890252289|,|For all you new people that are watching us right now: this is what we do, this is how we do it. High-quality entertainment just for you.|
|96839068029169664|,|Voyage to Vaccine Discovery Continues with Space Station Salmonella Study: Collectively, these investigations en... http://bit.ly/rddmgP|
|93443989793030144|,|Apple Stock Surges to New Record - http://on.mash.to/pU17V6|
|93103082271023104|,|#Leo dont just have sex, they have a performance and they are the headlining act!|
|100717045175418881|,|Sorry to confirm #liverpoolriots 150 people in Lodge Lane / Smithdown Road area of Liverpool - pics and story to follow asap|
|93663787810422785|,|I love it when teacher tells stories that waste time. #MeAtSchool|
|91718032593911809|,|I get bored around this time of the night|
|92133541307097089|,|RT @iRelateQuote: My best friend and I have conversations that are impossible to understand.|
|92685102932443136|,|The awkward moment when your hair looks perfect, then you go outside and wind decides to change that O_O #stupidwind #omgsoawkward|
|93768212558249984|,|US 'to aid famine-struck Somalia': The US says it will send aid to parts of Somalia controlled by al-Shabab if i... http://bbc.in/ph0TP3|
|93158780174471168|,|#tripleh The new chairman, will miss Vince's on screen character but he wants to remain in charge backstage wise more now.|
|93613891547971584|,|Life is about choices no matter what it comes down to you had the choice. #teamfollowback|
|93674201440989184|,|@brittttanysays she knows and shees cool wit it|
|93357873735794688|,|Dude, stop benching on the squat rak. I know ur 7th set of bench is crucial 2 ur develpmnt as an amateur bodybuilder but can I get sumadat?|
|91686974271918080|,|I appreciate all the people who brought WESTSIDE II on iTunes. alot of people said it was the first time they paid for something on itunes|
|95898503749963777|,|Concerned Citizens of Alamance will be having a forum on Aug. 11th, 2011...view flyer for more details. http://twitpic.com/5w7xcm|
|93440024862924800|,|It's true that money is not the most important thing in life, but money does affect everything that is important to life.|
|92350068568498176|,|0 mutual friends, you're not even from my country, how the f*ck did you find me!?|
|93019869024485377|,|RT @Leo_Tweets: The sign of #Leo represents power and strength.|
|92337720017420289|,|NY Attorney Troy Rosasco Explains how to File for Social Security Disability Online http://dlvr.it/bRXBf|
|92237057811947520|,|The reason marijuana is illegal is because in the 30's cotton growers lobbied against hemp farmers.....|
|100675421737189376|,|Neenah Paper Reports 2011 Second Quarter Results http://dlvr.it/fPSqr|
|91666751665868800|,|I went to Costco and they didn't have any free samples. #firstworldpains|
|92717757963059200|,|This shows the magnitude of what @Graeme_McDowell @McIlroyRory & @Theprincedc have achieved for #ourweecountry http://twitpic.com/5rruyh|
|93663446704472064|,|our potential as a human being…is unlimited. You have within you the ability to become and to achieve anything you want.|
|91745084424462336|,|Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow|
|92838005080997891|,|Where does this sequel obsession come from? Has our lust for the new been blunted by repeated pandering to childish desires for familiarity?|
|93104153596936192|,|@ahmedyandy http://t.co/759mAIx hey u guys this is my new video!!! To show the world that #Bahrain is the land of peace. #Philippines|
|93075289424396288|,|If love scares you, you have no idea what love is. #Pleasantries.|
|93077937531789312|,|#Aries are quite demanding. If they want oral sex they have no problem directing your head in that direction.|
|92630700901138432|,|The 1st UK date for the UK film premiere of Twilight Breaking dawn has been planned for Friday 18th November in Leicester square.|
|92703362688106496|,|I love you. I hate you. I wanna push you off a cliff...then run to the bottom and catch you.|
|91628739892490240|,|The Order of The Half-Blood Prince and The Prisoner of the Chamber of the Philosopher's Hallows of Fire|
|100941160251527169|,|Detroit’s Department Of Human Services Spent Funds For Poor To Buy Gift Cards http://dlvr.it/fVzqd|
|92401321323409409|,|Sox' bats come alive in 9-5 win over Rays ... http://atmlb.com/qZOtbP|
|93350686372265984|,|Knighthood for the pie man! #piegate|
|91938604460421121|,|I love friends who aren't jealous, envious, and have my back when I need them!|
|91723666764726273|,|I wish people grow heart instead of ego. #DamnItsTrue|
|92359664628547585|,|RT @iRespectFemales I got 99 problems, and they all immature people with no common sense.|
|91652190409736192|,|RT @DamnItsTrue: I love the feeling I get when the person I like looks me in the eye and smiles. #DamnItsTrue|
|94775708471144448|,|Lady Gaga's Bad Romance is about to reach 400 million views on YouTube. http://t.co/pxxlBNG Let's tweet #BADROMANCE400MILLION|
|93327881962393600|,|@LoraInnes I view it as an added bonus to my creative education. Art AND US history? At the same time? Now THAT is learning efficiency!|
|92718483913187328|,|When I'm alone I think of everything I wanna say to you. When I'm with you, I go speechless..|
|93170883702685696|,|iWonder if diddy on the phone w/ J.Lo...#random (Im coming home playin in the background) owwwwwwwww|
|94373228323143680|,|Price charged over Army murders: No new evidence has been produced to link veteran republican Marian Price to a ... http://bbc.in/qvhxGa|
|91679986032967681|,|@_Mastizaaa there don't ever be anything to do here anymore really?|
|92826529897254913|,|Dear favorite band, Please stay small and off the radar. Sincerely, I want you all to myself.|
|95128487727349760|,|German Grand Prix: Hamilton wins second race of season and 16th of his career #F1 #Formula1 #BBCF1|
|92926088816234497|,|They were tired, emotionally drained(esp with SY's fall) and yet they came out to perform perfectly with all energy. How can we not love U?|
|96953957791956992|,|AP Source: House GOP to change stalled bill, vote as soonas Friday - AP|
|96211977642315776|,|India and Pakistan Agree to Concessions on Kashmir - New York Times http://bit.ly/nLIbYe|
|93053943550197760|,|I'm Jealous Of My Parents⁰! I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs! -Quote|
|97029301207175169|,|I am told that the Jets have redone the contracts of B Scott, LT, C Pace, Brandone Moore as well as Brunnell to set the stage for Asomugha.|
|93501640522469378|,|The awkward moment when your teacher asks you to read, but you don't even know what page they're on.|
|91344420363976705|,|Some of you walked into my life and made it better..others walked out and made it fucking fantastic! #WBP|
|98336270253694977|,|Pulse: Outrage as NICE urges Government to drop QOF depression indicators http://bit.ly/nmp6K0|
|91864628837101569|,|A man aged 100 was taken to hospital with sunburn. He should think of it as a rehearsal for next week’s cremation.|
|92380102771474432|,|Going to the Stadium for the first pre season game against @LAGalaxy !!|
|92283553026547713|,|When a guy stares at you for long periods of time, he wishes you were his. #factsaboutboys|
|93374198965219330|,|On the worse day in News Corp history Jonnie Marbles has given The Sun and Fox News the chance to make Rupert Murdoch look like the victim|
|91944850680844288|,|BPD arrests 'James Bond' for OUI last night on Dana Ave in Hyde Park #007 http://t.co/ZB00thr via @AddToAny|
|102156455674789888|,|news New Italian debt plan announced: The Italian government, led by Prime Minister SilvBerlusconi, anno... http://t.co/eRHCPRY 341.com|
|92073989941366784|,|if you don't trust them remove them from your life!|
|92670268052484096|,|I left MySpace for Facebook, and now I'm cheating on Facebook with Twitter|
|92210095752097792|,|@Staci_Cash GM!God today we Thank & Praise Your Holy Name for the Blessings You assigned to overtake us today!|
|94767948295700480|,|Bullet train falls of bridge in east China: Xinhua via Kyodo|
|95990282411180033|,|Colts got another needed arm for camp. Colts reached agreement with quarterback Nate Davis on a two-year contract.|
|93550800797827072|,|US blamed for Omar death reports: Taliban spokesmen say their phones were hacked by the US and messages sent out... http://bbc.in/qW7bpE|
|93242192323289088|,|We quash it maybe think we childish for tonite but shit happens|
|93146504931442688|,|Every time Twitter is down I realize how much of a life I don't have and without Twitter I'm nothing.|
|92311161680302080|,|people let followers get to their head #yeaisaidit|
|91841769125318656|,|men: COMMUNICATE!! If you leave her to her own interpretation of your actions, it'll only make the situation worse.|
|92750536004222977|,|@PrettyNicky24 it's the owner who makes it cooler, duh|
|93409536827854848|,|Just read that red wine can be as good for you as exercise.  Please, God, let it be true!|
|93352267616497664|,|Corporate barter exchanges typically use media and advertising as leverage for their larger transactions  http://t.co/624mqPG|
|92240593786372096|,|Who else dies a little inside when they see old people eating alone at a restaurant?|
|92907150279589888|,|Pray4 the only thing that will save our Nations a Great Awakening to God #praying4nations|
|92082593100611585|,|Snap out of that dating daze and start living for romance! Force yourself to try new things and me... http://tinyurl.com/4rjzlxr|
|92206740296310784|,|RT @CintadanTeman: If I could change my fate just for once in my life, I want to be happy #cdt|
|93391182377394177|,|@ArianaGrande Lighters and Out of my head|
|93429546728177664|,|The more I see you, the deeper I fall for you.|
|93081556972867584|,|#TheBestRelationship takes TIME and PATIENCE. don't rush into it. get to know each other first.|
|92833840195837952|,|#lifewaseasybefore i fell in love with you and now i cant go a day without you|
|93690659898261504|,|RT @SarahBoydH: unfortunately some trusts are play the coding game to ensure PBR income rather then improve services|
|100992810420936704|,|Nokia abandons Symbian in North America, says goodbye to the N9 http://tnw.to/1AJ7w by @BradMcCarty on @TNWmobile|
|92043992925077505|,|@rsherl01 Try the free ( analysis , entry , exit signals ) With the trader who won the first place in FXCM competition @aymankkhlifat|
|98875041139265536|,|MAIL FRONT PAGE: MP's face being forced to vote on the death penalty #skypapers http://twitpic.com/60ivl8|
|92402886931259392|,|DUI Checkpoint Activist Still Waiting To Get Sued By Blowhard Cop - http://www.photozz.com/?1acx|
|92783129642807296|,|@TeamTiaMowry she sets such a great example for all viewers. She wasn't absorbed into fame, she remains grounded. An all around good person!|
|91668835270262784|,|If I offend you, I have one thing to say.....TOO FUCKING BAD.|
|93179198075711488|,|Just because I'm good to you doesn't mean I'm giving you the permission to hurt me every time. -@TheNoteboook|
|100766029856260097|,|#HarryPotter took home 7 #TCAs last night! Congrats to Dan Radcliffe, @EmWatson, @TomFelton & the rest of the cast/crew http://exm.nr/p5tM98|
|91794662699974656|,|Sorry for not following you back. I went to a Coldplay concert once, and it really hurt my feelings when they didn't want to hear me sing :(|
|91715138515779585|,|Can anyone recommend a movie in which a plus-sized man gets advice on romance from zoo animals?|
|92322625715568641|,|Women are like condoms... They spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.|
|92990179672985600|,|God made me who I am today, so I thank him for all his blessings and for all his glory!|
|97325208838471680|,|China families reject crash offer: Relatives of some of those killed in a major train crash in China are refusin... http://bbc.in/nD8cJU|
|96276255372091392|,|Dealtalk: Santander eyes UK public's purse with IPO http://bit.ly/r5m4Mg #VortexCorp|
|93487305746165760|,|Fuck all that tho ..... when's the last time u let her sit on your face ? #JustSayin|
|92934967935508481|,|That was a bit lightweight, to be honest. #qanda|
|100832401193844736|,|Sky News want to turn off Twitter to combat the rioting? Wow. Tell you what, let's try turning them off too. See which helps more.|
|92781020222468096|,|#awkwardmoment when you recieve a text that was unexspected & all you do is put a smiley face|
|93136361112088576|,|Life isn't measured by the breathes we take but the moments that take our breath away.|
|101413281792671745|,|Murdoch Vows to Remain C.E.O as News Corporation’s Profit Falls http://nyti.ms/oTTTaM|
|92675734023315456|,|RETWEET If the first thing you do in the morning, is check your phone.|
|92074318242127872|,|The cost of your sins is more than you can pay. The gift of your God is more than you can imagine. #ihatequotes|
|93714996416094209|,|fuck i love these crunch berries!|
|93784708755886082|,|no more trendin for me miami bound for me woot woot|
|92057771205345280|,|RT @DamnItsTrue: I hate being in the middle of a fight between my friends. #DamnItsTrue|
|91681462000164864|,|Only Jesus fills that empty place in us because it was designed for him.|
|93417387466039296|,|The guys that act like dicks are just trying to makeup for what they don't have..|
|91876912816861185|,|Right I'm off out to watch my 3 year old ice skate. As long as I don't have to so it I'll be alright.|
|93103314736132096|,|!!!!!!!! RT @MeaganGood: 'Where your talents and the needs of the world cross lies your calling.' - Aristotle|
|93018627565027329|,|Gonna auction off the trainers from 'Kickstarts' video, sign em as well. Will give the cash to charity and God will hi-5 me|
|93188706533515264|,|Hackers tamper with Sun website: A group of computer hackers calling themselves Lulz Security tamper with the we... http://bbc.in/nr2TRV|
|93247526702030848|,|I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.|
|91926235927678977|,|RT @GFBIVO90 Man who disrespect his woman in front of his friends only giving them a reason to do the same shit|
|100130942361939968|,|Travel Hotspots In Thailand: Travel Hotspots In Thailand: Travel Hotspots In Th... http://t.co/hOwaRXx|
|71357351608852480|,|I want to REFRESH my mind, DELETE my problems, UNDO my mistakes and SAVE the happy moments… but none of this damn buttons work -_-|
|92987925222006784|,|Would you like to text message your customers? We're considering an integration with @Textingly - Your thoughts? http://bit.ly/q8Rg8e|
|93260110381580288|,|RT @BeasiswaIndo It is not the IQ but the I WILL that is most important in education! http://t.co/xuFCV3Y|
|92374732946681856|,|I hate waiting long when I'm hungry and having to wait... Sucks|
|101708486022397952|,|Metropolitan Police have arrested 950 people so far since starts of the riots, 457 of those have been charged|
|93617326653587456|,|John Terry has said seeing Roberto Di Matteo return as coach has given hope to his own Chelsea management dream - http://d3w.io/pcrZ3A|
|94537115605549056|,|Boehner will go to cameras at 7:15 pm ET tonight.|
|93550400057262080|,|#Scorpios can read emotional vibes, and are the first to spot a liar. They sometimes seem obsessed with other people's character flaws.|
|93024871302434817|,|#shitthatblows dressing up really cute for school but once you get to school you feel really insecure because you never dress that way.|
|93753612181839872|,|Reading the fanfic @SEDemers23 sent me the link to.|
|92828887821717504|,|@BigSean is one of the illest rappers out + i know hes reading this cuz he reads all his fan tweets, give a shoutout to a young mc/huge fan|
|93081322750353408|,|TheSun.co.uk now redirects to our twitter feed. Hello, everyone that wanted to visit The Sun! How is your day? Good? Good!|
|99350755709956096|,|Report shows rise in house sales: A University of Ulster study shows a rise in the number of house sales in Nort... http://bbc.in/pa2ggp|
|99660443492171776|,|COREY HART! Hits a solo homer to leadoff the 6th! #Brewers lead 7-1 in Houston!|
|101007518347694080|,|Florida Couple Guilty in $22 Million Foreign Exchange Ponzi http://bit.ly/pa6HB8|
|93701055052914688|,|#wewontlastif i'm the only one FIGHTING for the Relationship.|
|95629074516549632|,|Texas A&M officials made conscious decision to decline to speak with the Longhorn Network at Big 12 Media Days.|
|91657781379215360|,|@Joshrooms13 dear @SarahSmith61711, your proposal has to be the cutest proposal ever! :D|
|92097059263492096|,|Its about time the French guys got on board|
|93073105924272128|,|Women are a lot like telephones. They love to be held, and talked to for hours on end. But if you push the wrong buttons and your cut off!!|
|92670944874741761|,|I love men with their own money for my money is mine. I can't let u fuck my ass and mind u. No sir|
|97247127679410176|,|Bird skin burglar ordered to pay: A student who stole rare bird skins from the Natural History Museum at Tring i... http://bbc.in/qFzxcO|
|91718678495768576|,|#GoonSquad #WeEatin that's that we do !! - #GoonsNation|
|92435485066145792|,|In the Beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China.|
|94120019432181760|,|BREAKING: WARNER BROS. has moved Zack Snyder's MAN OF STEEL to JUNE 14, 2013!|
|93377769332932608|,|Campaign for brand of tea tests the honesty of passersby at 5th and Market - and lets us all watch http://ow.ly/5Ihpr|
|96402182710104065|,|An Air Canada flight that was en route to Toronto has caught fire over Sydney, Australia. Report suggest it will attempt emergency landing.|
|99144320430518274|,|Julio Camargo sacked from Gremio: For the second time in 30 days Gremio sacked their coach and hired a new one. http://bit.ly/oHmwCu|
|92622236132966400|,|#Newspam Ryeo Wook is on the 3rd place in the list of the Korean artists that are good at play piano ! so cool @ryeong9 ah ~|
|91768964002226176|,|It takes many good deeds to build a good reputation, and only one bad one to lose it.|
|86983806371901440|,|My girlfriend's cooking is so bad I leave dental floss in the kitchen and watch the roaches hang themselves.|
|92453598260236288|,|Hoping to see a little more awareness coming over to EFLN,would be nice to get all the $EMXC investors in on EF http://bit.ly/q4V6aY|
|93473723847409664|,|your face is just fine,  but you'll have to put a bag over that personality.|
|92699400589148162|,|Jumping in a relationship without getting to know one another is a #failure|
|97020744327897088|,|The Buccaneers just gave a $19 million contract to a punter http://t.co/ZYTqUhn via @YahooSports wow|
|93457293013827584|,|75mins under the belt, on top of this mornings technical session! Feeling sharper and sharper....still work that needs doing though!|
|92469101716455425|,|NASA put man on the moon in 1969 using less memory then in your iPhone camera.|
|101588676915625984|,|By 31 October, operators in Australia’s largest fish trawl sector must have Management Plans to minimise the risk to seabirds from fishing.|
|91726381699956736|,|I love doing the shxt people said I wouldnt be able to do|
|93147699544723457|,|Damn Twitter, you're not a see-saw, quit going up and down!|
|92758052180213761|,|I don't want to be friends...|
|92683945992392704|,|5 mins to the #apprenticefinal *bites knuckles in excitement*|
|91946438266851329|,|DAILY MAIL readers. Club together for a flux capacitor and fuck off back to the good old days. /via @jojubs|
|100864013872803841|,|Crowd has gathered on Clarence Road, #Hackney for #riotcleanup  http://t.co/NA3lgNM|
|87291564153516032|,|Forgiving is not just something we do for others, It is something we do for ourselves to move on, heal, and get well.|
|91936719389212672|,|And when he appreciated the effort and complimented you, it was well worth it http://t.co/t5spvVr|
|93071762639699968|,|The Sun homepage www.thesun.co.uk now redirects to the hacked #NewsInt page which reports that Rupert Murdoch has committed suicide|
|93346234814840832|,|Chris Brown is in a new movie about relationships. That makes about as much sense as me being in a movie about parenting.|
|100325515235303424|,|#Enfield #Edmonton ambulance arrived at scene of stabbing. Teenage boy looks about 17.|
|92147625771548674|,|Some the negativity towards @CherLloyd is actually harsh tbh! Why not let her live and do her thing?|
|100704090522271744|,|Rumours of riots & fires in Dartford & Bluewater completely unfounded in relation to UK riots. Please let everyone on FB know/RT on Twitter|
|92964252268236801|,|Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them.|
|94960661582450690|,|VIDEO: Egyptian troops disperse demonstrators: Egyptian troops fire in the air to disperse hundreds of demonstra... http://bbc.in/rk3Vtf|
|91784767074344960|,|I love it when somebody sees me, screams my name, and then runs to hug me.|
|93511730868654080|,|@That4TenGuy we are almost done babe! are you bust tomorrow? so i can give you the $$|
|93418093057024000|,|No intentes entenderme...a veces ni yo puedo.|
|92647395854254081|,|You can't build a legacy on what your 'Going to do' shut up and DO IT!!|
|92987120309911552|,|Lawsuit claims Shaq ordered friend to kill for him. Puleez!! The only thing Shaq ever killed was the art of the free throw!|
|99129277999611906|,|U.S. stock indexes tumble, with the S&P 500 and the Nasdaq falling more than 2 percent http://t.co/EKjgWVx|
|94137483159281664|,|Microsoft releases Q4 earnings, posts $17.37 billion in revenue http://tnw.to/1A5KJ by @Alex on @TNWmicrosoft|
|92361086627622912|,|@taylorswift13 heard you sang BABY at your concert in TO. thank u for the love....might have to come by and stop in on a show.|
|93788792196050945|,|Adam Young is now friends with Ayn Rand and 6 other people.|
|101557840388440064|,|Fresh arrests over London riots: A total of 888 people have been arrested and 371 charged over rioting in London... http://bbc.in/ojlksB|
|97751607852273664|,|Tea Party, defiant in face of allegations it pushed USA to brink of collapse, plots revenge against traitors, GOP estmt: http://t.co/Z4MOEGn|
|96985217134366720|,|McGahee signs with Denver (3yr-$7.5M incl. $3 guaranteed). Nice to see a #Ravens FA sign somewhere other than Skins http://bsun.md/qSeJNE|
|100978397903192064|,|London theatres close amid riots http://bbc.in/qeZrzO|
|93757086973956096|,|Bill Gates makes around $300 per second which means in an 8 hr workday, Bill Gates makes over 8 million dollars a day!|
|92856148566360065|,|making new friends is the last thing that's on my mind..|
|92580087857299456|,|@Samads_Wife Great sunday morning! Counting our blessing for a fantastic day! May the spirit of the day be up lifting to your heart.|
|93079634148720640|,|Life is all about ass. Ur either covering it, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it or behaving like one. #POW|
|92908233454399488|,|you're the best I ever had x|
|93465514306838528|,|"You go to way too many concerts!"..."What?...No such thing as too many concerts!" #concertweirdos|
|98431701365178369|,|US Senate votes in favour of #compromise deal to cut spending and raise government's debt ceiling: http://bbc.in/tjNf0|
|91770419438301184|,|breaking news fr bsp: a person fell to death fr multi-storey bldg, identity not yet known r circumstances, body stl there, invstgation up|
|92348689489735681|,|#Aries is both aggressive and tender, a leader and one who acquiesces, and is both practical and creative.|
|96258798611734529|,|Sergio Aguero has passed his medical at Manchester City and signed a 5 year deal at the club #donedeal #mcfc|
|93520798958092288|,|The best revenge is living a successful, good life, and just being happy.|
|92670312147193856|,|Female #Aries energy is the water that flows from the fountain of youth.|
|93485846967222272|,|i'm the girl   that  gets  her  heart  broken  when   She's not even in   a relationship.. #HQ|
|93098061496188928|,|ATTN Media: Expose Murdoch's corrupt and crumbling empire. #hackgate #antisec #anonymous Time for the real journalists to prove themselves.|
|92617510872035328|,|Periods; Of all things, why blood? Why can't it be like... fairy dust or something?|
|91846093981229056|,|Most of the time what you want in life is just outside your comfort zone...The risks are what you fear.|
|92792301029568513|,|#Aries,are bold and courageous leaders who are reluctant to go along with the  ideas of others, particularly if you don’t agree with them.|
|92749453886373888|,|I feel like i just lost my best friend. =_= Autumn's concerto is officialy the best drama what i have ever watched in my entire life.|
|91683518765211649|,|people change and promises are broken.|
|93000644063006722|,|I hate it when people chew gum or eat like cows|
|92752446002180097|,|an 'ex' is called an ex because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't do again in the future. #teenishsayings|
|93707961557467137|,|The life we live is limited to this one planet so if your future doesnt involve intergalactic domination, youre fucked like the rest of us.|
|94499293989322752|,|About to interview people who just left ground zero in Norway via G+ Hangout. @jenleereeves Story at 5 or watch stream at hangoutparty.com|
|91929392611196928|,|In a relationship it is very important that you BOTH decide what the #Leo wants and just do that.|
|92348579070492672|,|10 more days to go, then my week off and back to civilization, for a week :(|
|92698786312372224|,|I won't need to baby sit Helen she can call in a concierge service to do that|
|92229150441615360|,|!!!!!! RT @Leo_Tweets: You cant make a #Leo do anything all you can do is put it in the suggestion box|
|97129896891006976|,|Khapland gives khap movie a go-by - The new Bollywood movie 'Khap-A story of honour killing' was not released in the... http://ow.ly/1e1rAK|
|98017591959896064|,|Looks like arsenal and spurs target Mata is staying with Valencia, buy out clause expires so price will have to be Euro 30 million plus!!!!|
|93176250100760577|,|Life and Love(perhaps the same thing for #Leos) needs to keep moving, growing and expanding - or Leo will get sluggish and disinterested|
|92701798460174336|,|oh my goodness! no matter what this game is going down in history..|
|96113851828940800|,|Police in Norway are hunting a 'dangerous', unstable man who identifies with alleged mass killer Breivik - state TV via Reuters|
|91935368823316480|,|Having romantic and intimate talks with your partner can be both fun and informative http://t.co/30fwIow|
|93183795032883200|,|I miss that feeling of holding the one you love at night"|
|92058426947018752|,|When you give a sarcastic answer to a stupid question and that person still doesn't get it.|
|91899271946846208|,|Mark Hoppus Reveals Blink-182 Album Title, Release Date http://bit.ly/oV9zFu|
|92466569048891392|,|What is cloud ready in reference to computing and data storage? http://dlvr.it/bSy4n #teamfollow|
|98512343016812545|,|Moody's Credit rating agency is retaining its AAA rating of government debt following the raising of the #debt limit http://t.co/k1PFzSw|
|91967207780794368|,|Want to benefit from twitter and gain more popularity? Bid on tweets at our online auction. http://t.co/wbEyvU4|
|91842758209306624|,|collection for men beachwear on 20% discount rates are available on http://bit.ly/iZdVrh|
|103069454442823681|,|Glee 3D film flops at US cinemas http://t.co/3ydG97r|
|92447743557120000|,|#Gemini signs are often bright in the head. Dont try to pull anything on a Gemini they're quick.|
|91714818343583744|,|Very pleased with the new keeper shirt! Comfortable, tight, feels good around the neck and light. The colour reminds me of Peter Schmeichel.|
|91652874723000320|,|Theres nothing we can say or do that can make them stop their cruel intentions but pray for the fact that they get better.<3|
|92710465171505153|,|Arrived in L.A. Sitting at the rooftop pool drinking a godka tonic. No room for God in Hollywood? How about room 824 of The Standard!|
|92381729683283968|,|The Rule of the gentleman: actions will always speak louder than words|
|93082175422988288|,|It entails the use of a currency unit called a trade-credit   http://t.co/fEflJwq|
|92706706273992706|,|These girls have nothing to be ashamed of. They brought the country together today and put on a show this whole tournament. #USWNT|
|93022300558995456|,|When couples put 93743736372847 pictures on Facebook of them looking at each other in weird and cheesy ways. DIE DIE DIE|
|101016893695082496|,|A small group of people are holding a peaceful protest  against the incidents of disorder in the UK|
|92349921239371776|,|Tim Southee could be one of New Zealand's finest Chris Martin ...|
|92844517094461440|,|The saddest part about this is that I have to watch you love someone else.|
|93321380757639169|,|Rupert #Murdoch: 'We closed #NOTW because we felt ashamed of what had happened, we had broken our trust with readers'|
|93682535518842883|,|I play out the most demented scenarios in my head.|
|91646888792702976|,|RT @LTLline: So many people in this music business, have lost site of,excitement brings money not the other way around,#DONTBEAFRAIDTOBUILD|
|92026073977602048|,|I like texting people who actually text real convos. and not just k, yup, yeah, k, i know, yeah, cool, lol..|
|91949910492069888|,|About to be rolling in the dough! Lol, let me go shower! Brb peeps!|
|92069301531590657|,|Hoes need to realize they ain't popular , but the pussy is though .|
|93424103469481984|,|I like conversations where you don't have to try so hard to keep them going.|
|93041780085374976|,|Coffee shop Coffee and a couple of doughnuts won't cost you too much http://t.co/WFHfRxt|
|92796631396777984|,|As a #Cancer,Once you're in a relationship however, your tendency is to stay committed to the point of being self-sacrificial.|
|93553809200128000|,|People who are meant to be together will always find their way back to each other. They make take detours in life, but they're never lost.|
|93372288518459393|,|Rupert Murdoch gets pie in the face (VIDEO) http://huff.to/pj4she|
|97835664019697664|,|Money | Money Fund Assets Fall To $2.634T In Latest Week http://dlvr.it/dKcT8|
|102721713611091968|,|AHN | All Headline News | Global News Advertisement Josh Reddick’s homer helps Red Sox rally past Mariners : http://t.co/V4fULkI|
|95646136685174834|,|U.S. bond market: Watching and waiting: As policymakers in Washington continue to butt heads over the debt ceili... http://bit.ly/rfzspi|
|93699434617118721|,|A very decent BBC producer has just had his parliamentary pass withdrawn PERMANENTLY (thus threatening his ability to do his job)...|
|91747673706741760|,|RT @Oprah_World I have a lot of things to prove to myself. One is that I can live my life fearlessly. -Oprah|
|92073525002776576|,|3 days ago you shifted  112,000 hits of acid|
|100657401446936577|,|There should be an emergency meeting of the Cabinet to discuss worst civil disorder in decades, and deal with it properly.  #ComeHomeCameron|
|100654462988849152|,|Downing street confirm Cameron has no plans to return from his holiday to deal with crisis. What a massive bellend|
|93559667585851392|,|So now the baker and the painter don't have enough cash to get the things they need, he said  http://t.co/4iLAPwy|
|96879263122337792|,|David Cameron and George Osborne have announced the locations of four more Enterprise Zones http://t.co/65J5RZk|
|93473472851869696|,|Everything about the way a #Pisces flirt promises a lovely time. Theirs is an elusive charm -- they are sweetly playful, and a little moody.|
|91802997981589505|,|A retweet is the internet's version of a hug.|
|93678139988910080|,|When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too|
|94201131856707584|,|Furloughing 4,000 FAA employees & blocking airport construction is no way to run the best aviation system in the world. http://t.co/bIn5sdn|
|93713146052739072|,|Think this was the first pint of Guinness I've ever finished!!  http://moby.to/ehrsak|
|93030932201734144|,|Happy Birthday, Nelson Mandela. A man who embodies the dignity, peace and patience our world needed, needs & will forever need.|
|94537519206637569|,|Partisan dispute to partially shut down FAA      (AP): AP - Efforts to avert a shutdown of the Federal Aviation... http://yhoo.it/qH90nJ|
|93009673384509440|,|Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person.|
|91951256842682368|,|thank you Indus for giving me everything I wanted you are the best restaurant I've been to WPB FL http://t.co/25031ac|
|91674881959280640|,|#DearEx i really hope it kills you to see that im happy without you cause i dont need you.|
|93788559143739392|,|RT @HeartCapricorn Outwardly #Capricorn is not the approachable type, only the brave will be able to break down our walls.|
|91853976890380288|,|@yeaacodysimpson I don't even give haters the attention because that's all they're seeking|
|92067693896794113|,|People are obsessed with the front seat of the car, but the back seat of the bus.|
|93518538249207809|,|I don't know what's more upsetting, my dead beat ass pops or when I click on your avi and that bitch get smaller|
|93490469958467584|,|Doesn't it seem like Princeton is the ONE that stands out?|
|94934958866579456|,|Good News: It's Almost Over After Pelosi Says Congress Looking At 'Two-Tiered' Deal  http://is.gd/UiGK8P|
|92343411683770368|,|Geico Uses Many Campaigns to Stand Out in a Crowd|
|93529052975083520|,|The idea that a #Leo may not even leave a single mark that  acknowledges they lived and were important somehow is terrifying for them.|
|92954845245476864|,|You are greater than your fears, anxieties, bitterness, and worries|
|92793473593393153|,|High School is nothing like they make it out to be on tv|
|91744980091150337|,|#Panda - #NateTheGreat - #HuffDaddy with 3 straight hits to give #SFGiants 6-1 lead in 12th  #2OutRally|
|93767783741001728|,|There is always lot more to them than meets the eye. Them being #Pisces.|
|92431080434577408|,|I'm single and you're going to have to be amazing to change that!|
|96575772726263809|,|Fellaini's agent say's he is signing a new contract soon and negotiations are going well #EFC|
|93464745524465664|,|@anonymouSabu seems like 4 Dutch Anons just got arrested. Our government is once again controlled by the US.|
|98836567585595392|,|Gas: Bromwich rips IHS CERA's report on Gulf of Mexico drilling activity: The director of the Bureau of Ocean En... http://bit.ly/nXgb3S|
|92722907381366784|,|An attractive person with an unattractive personality is #Unattractive|
|92957952742400000|,|I wonder if carter4 will be #worththewait @LilTunechi|
|97826342103564289|,|FLASH: President Obama to deliver statement at 8:40 p.m. ET: White House|
|92741631727509504|,|I wonder if there will be an episode of Spongebob where they will finally tell us what the Krabby Patty secret formula is...|
|92494182844862465|,|Careful! Just because you wicked comments may go unchecked, #Taurus is slowly running out of patience and will soon #SNAP!|
|93015347564777472|,|The Caucus: Boehner and Cantor Met Again With Obama on Sunday: No agreement was reached at the private meeting ... http://nyti.ms/qtArwo|
|101186888085413889|,|Boris johnson on BBC angrily accusing penniless rioters of having 'a sense of entitlement'. Boris of Eton Oxford and the bullingdon|
|94493514397790208|,|Police in Norway have confirmed 10 people were killed when a gunman opened fire at a youth camp near #Oslo http://bbc.in/o2XlDx|
|93165440745996289|,|whoever marries gabby better put some insurance on those bosoms of hers .|
|92327267807674370|,|RT @XSTROLOGY #Leo prefers to be the centre of attention in any situation including the bedroom.|
|92117957966172160|,|When you love someone, Telling them 100 times a day is only 1% of your job. Showing you love them completes the other 99% ..|
|94764774340046849|,|GOAL! Cologne 0-1 Arsenal. A good start in more ways that one! Gervinho scores on his first touch for the Club (7)|
|101341187822190592|,|Red Meat, Processed Meat Linked to Diabetes Risk: Red meat, particularly processed red meats like bacon, sausage... http://bit.ly/nh2kVW|
|97771581320867840|,|John Kuhn is coming back to the #Packers. His agent says he has signed a three-year deal to return.|
|95222918291783680|,|#cricket Martin Guptill hit his first century for Derbyshire as they beat Kent in their Clydesdale Bank 40 match. http://bit.ly/q4AhEw|
|93031899601190912|,|temporary forever...we just live in the moment..we dont know where it get us|
|92353415123968000|,|If you're over 24 tweeting amongst this young twitter social group you need to question your life.|
|95951788217352193|,|EPA delays smog rule for fourth time http://dlvr.it/chBqC|
|93701616900902913|,|Music is my escape; from all the lies, all the drama, all the confusion, and all the hurt. Music is my escape from reality|
|93899167105167360|,|Business News: IMF Urges Stronger Yuan as China Blames Crisis for Delays: The International Monetary Fund pres... http://buswk.co/qQYyi6|
|92960965297045504|,|The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.♥|
|91697606325055488|,|RT @DamnItsTrue: The best part of everything is seeing U in everything I do. #DamnItsTrue|
|92104173541273600|,|#ZodiacFacts As a #Capricorn the best match for you would be a #Virgo and the worst match for you would be a #Gemini.|
|92269881877200898|,|It's so crazy how people give up something so good, for something not even worth comparing to what they had.|
|92759524376715264|,|All the mean girls ugly .|
|92427543319298049|,|#Libras often keep a full plate and their cups tend to runneth over...|
|92073917652541440|,|Twitter Beef is the same thing as two blind men having a staring contest.|
|91904060822798336|,|#Pisces  possess a tendency to be able to grasp numerous details of any scenario that others are prone to miss.|
|94441788412133377|,|Norway situation now beginning to look like organised terrorism. Reports of many different incidents coming in|
|92705594049441793|,|RT @drewmagary: This is the worst thing Japan has ever done to us.|
|100653917553164288|,|Riots hit Cardiff. Look at the devastation @Done_can and I witnessed just now in Canton #cardiffriots http://t.co/NKsBu9Q|
|93742631238111232|,|@chrisbrown ! #TeamBreezy presents the Fan Appreciation Party! To be held on Dec. 30th, 2011 in NYC at the 40/40 C http://t.co/Acy2x47|
|92715874515025921|,|@bbcapprentice do French people love their children? Classic one from Susan!|
|96218508186238976|,|New World Record: Bottle of Wine from 1811 Sold for $117,000: A 200-year-old vintage from Bordeaux set a new world record when it was...|
|92764515296489473|,|Now is not the time for white people to stand up and say I have no white privilege. You do even if you don't notice it.|
|92123747598876673|,|RT @xEpicTeens: Teacher: 'Why are you talking in the middle of my class?' Student: 'Why are you teaching in the middle of my conversation?'|
|101427796009689088|,|Steve Smith Scheduled For New York Giants Visit This Week - SB Nation http://su.pr/27UyKf|
|93490785810530305|,|"Justin and Kidrauhl are the same. .just wish all the fans would realize that and realize I'm not changing"- Justin Bieber.|
|93681688248467456|,|In the future, Donnie Yen will be taking a break from period films, focusing instead on contemporary action films, a genre he prefers.|
|91906537014050816|,|They were laughing at us because of our debt last year, karma?  http://bit.ly/pJxCe9|
|93071805631303680|,|One is still what one is going to cease to be and already what one is going to become. ~ Sartre http://bit.ly/philq|
|91898834103443456|,|Sometimes life has to beat you up in order to build you up.|
|92088579400011776|,|Love the LORD your God and keep His requirements, his decrees, His laws and His commands always. Deut 11:1|
|93193395769577473|,|whip cream and chocolate syrup LMAOOOOOOOO !|
|91840950862741504|,|@Undisputd_Champ You know where the Ritchie Coliseum is?|
|94812166439452672|,|RT @aprilmaylady RIP Amy Winehouse...an amazing voice and aching soul. I hope she had the opportunity to find peace with herself.|
|92015006094336000|,|I just wanna dissapear and no one will miss me|
|96565555221368832|,|RT @Jay_Glazer: Eagles have agreed w Pro Bowl DE Jason Babin on 5 year deal, reuniting him w d-line coach Jim Washburn.|
|92693594279903233|,|Go and create ur own world.. U have a choice to stay where u are or get up and leave #choosewisely|
|102314342346788865|,|A 17-year-old boy from Stockport was  arrested on suspicion of burglary after boasting on Facebook he couldn't be caught.|
|93660227488059392|,|I'm Hormy .... I bet you 99% of you pervs misread that lol. #RT if you did. #FF|
|93405257639526400|,|#whendiditbecomecool for dudes to stay at home, play playstation, and sleep all day while their woman go and work 2 full time jobs.|
|91883961172754432|,|universal capacity to unite. Right now pop music is rife with songs glorifying items and experiences that most people will never encounter|
|92262281274068993|,|RT @Warren_Jordan: RT @AdreynCash: Its always the ones I aint interested in that are interested in me|
|99545215618129921|,|Box Office Report: 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes' Grosses $1.3 Million in Midnight Runs http://t.co/gxisr6v @apeswillrise|
|93439065638178816|,|In your opinion what is the best football game? First to 100 retweets wins! Retweet this to vote for @FootballManager #raceto100retweets|
|91673342247055360|,|Nap over wit now I'm bored as hell but I need to make my way to cal city!|
|92461263342415872|,|Your existence gives me a headache, go stand over there ☛. #TeenThings|
|93322219631026176|,|God has a plan to prosper us, but not to harm us, Amen.|
|92239380411981825|,|You are more than enough for me Jesus #TOC|
|93375814124572672|,|Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.|
|97292216472580096|,|Waterway Update - Service is currently reduced at the Fenelon Falls lock (Lock #34). Read more: http://t.co/KpyOqV7  #trentsevern|
|93151456928079872|,|Whenever I do a party, I have found that by using the right lights, it adds a great atmosphere to the party http://t.co/dXG5nj7|
|93766343949680641|,|I hate when people can't text....... Read what you write before you send it out|
|93451639066865664|,|By educating ourselves on the right way to barter, we open ourselves up to many resources and possibilities http://t.co/PWb3IQ9|
|92647901381136384|,|@justinbieber u dnt have to follow me but prove to me that dreams DO COME TRUE!! And plz RT if u notice.    ..4..|
|101625846833483776|,|http://t.co/txCu2Ko Poland beats Georgia 1-0 in international friendly - Fox News|
|94610076324728833|,|80 dead-many teenagers 'it is a sad day in Norway'- Terrorism in Oslo, Norway – Sources Confirm No Islamist Link : http://t.co/P2djaxo|
|93651443948601344|,|That super dash you make to the bathroom when you need to pee in the middle of the night so you don't get murdered. #funnyfacts|
|91901734703726592|,|Going to the cages.......... hopefully|
|91655719782330368|,|I hate when the online stores at Facebook tag their photos to me. #DamnItsTrue|
|91745232634388481|,|@KeithClark_ Will the Packers advance this week and win the Super Bowl on 2/6? You were right: it's Yes. More Predict The News: http://hu...|
|92880776831569920|,|An #Aquarius loves doing and watching impersonations!|
|93349840049807360|,|Wendi just stole all the headlines. That idiot protestor, allowed in by MPs, has single-handedly won the day's PR for the Murdochs.|
|93444213441691649|,|I like the Oxford comma. You can pry it from my cold, dead, and pedantic hands when I'm done with it.|
|91907154759520256|,|Patient: 'The problem is that obesity runs in my family.' Doctor: 'No the problem is no one runs in your family.'|
|92797565652832256|,|Dont be scared to make the first move when deal with #Pisces.|
|92611758283431936|,|When some1 shows u their true colors, don't try to paint a new picture.|
|100687447985364992|,|Waiting for confirmation on reports of shooting in #Croydon. #Londonriots|
|93770534269104128|,|#Aquarians are always dreaming of ways to make it big and strike it rich|
|102124541182091264|,|ICameron's call to ban social media in UK is bad messaging; puts him with China, N.Korea & other totalitarian states. Find better a way...|
|92201806477787136|,|It's not the goodbye that hurts but the flashbacks that follow. #viatumblr|
|92053160742502400|,|That awkward moment when someone tells u something u pretend to care about...|
|94401229060452354|,|As the price of rhino horn surpasses gold, South Africa deploys troops to stop more aggressive poachers: http://apne.ws/orJFt8 -BW|
|92036942270693376|,|VEL AKA Mr. 7Cities gave the info on his career path direct to Rayn at Rayna's Theory - Check it out: http://t.co/zm2uOqU|
|101519789679316992|,|http://bit.ly/ocxbEZ Pakistan gov't decides to prepare plan to overcome energy crisis: Pakistan is currently facing a huge shortage ... *|
|92094132624957441|,|When the band already knows that they'll be seeing you on their next tour without even telling them. #concertweirdos|
|91947683299852288|,|TSMC to make Apple chips on trial: source  http://owl.li/5FeqR|
|96008818168832001|,|@washingtonpost Please spread the word @dannybobisfund  Missing teacher /surfer in Indonesia from Long Beach, Long Island, NY|
|91927932758540291|,|Thank God for waking me up to see today... its a good day... great day!|
|101570107851018240|,|We have started knocking on doors to arrest people. We have 100+ warrants, some directly linked to Op Withern http://bit.ly/qIaAL1|
|92622819430641664|,|@VLshim 'hey conscience? Am I dead?'|
|102411827916455936|,|11th place, 3 points behind the leaders, one point off Champions League qualification and a game in hand. I am happy with that #EFC #COYB|
|92760799445123073|,|I unlocked the I'm Alive and on Fire sticker on @GetGlue! http://bit.ly/qkrSmq|
|100952607127908353|,|BBC interview with elderly west indian man reveals painful truths about #londonriots It is truly a must-watch http://t.co/FaKHFhn|
|93296844108611584|,|I see Northern Irish peoples are clean up the golf contests. Maybe I invite to Orlov Mansion Open - that is real test of golf stick skills|
|101235330262372352|,|David Cameron authorises use of water cannon by police. #LondonRiots #riotcleanup|
|92878413714571264|,|R E T W E E T if you wanna be listed 13x! (must be following me)|
|92313714224668672|,|His Holiness the Dalai Lama meets with President Barack Obama in the Map Room of the White House on July 16, 2011. http://twitpic.com/5r7jzo|
|92481778706690048|,|MBLAQ thanks fans and Hottests for the support http://t.co/BDuDgvh|
|102182296815276032|,|Colin Kaepernick now in at QB for the #49ers.|
|93082544542724096|,|Transaction fees typically run between 8 and 15%   http://t.co/ZdC2JwI|
|91961608703713280|,|When problems arise, an #Aquarius will say "oh well.." and they keep thinking ways to solve it|
|93682069946896386|,|I love thanking God for waking me up and blessing me everyday. He is the reason, therefore, I shall praise him everyday. #obligations|
|93076353720651776|,|When barter did in fact occur, it was usually between either complete strangers or would-be enemies  http://t.co/WA5P3iW|
|91758031334944768|,|if you can't connect, please make sure you are using the latestest version of the app -- very old versions will no longer work. pls RT|
|93408851130454016|,|Doing a spread for @GOOD featuring undergrads doing awesome things with their summer vacations. Know someone? Email me. [email protected]|
|91657613644804096|,|When life knocks u down to your knees, your in the perfect position to pray...|
|92563717383913472|,|Someone needs to punch Solar in the face 50 times. Then whisper in his ear that next year he gets 51 and so on. Happy 50th bday Guru! #RIP|
|93414192324939776|,|Held hostage in the car. http://twitpic.com/5sncjx|
|100955195776827392|,|Three teenagers arrested on suspicion of inciting rioting via Facebook. Arrests in Kent and Glasgow  #londonriots|
|93428507501281280|,|These 5 Stocks Have Cleaned Up Their Act: Five companies that have gone debt-free over the past year.  http://bit.ly/owIzNT|
|96651090807894017|,|Breaking news. The Kevin Kolb trade is close to being completed. DR Cromatrie and a draft choice expected. Details coming as we get them|
|92323388076470274|,|RT @DodgersGM: Beautiful day for a drive. No traffic on 405 between 101 and 10. Construction guys are waving at me. Must be #Dodgers fans.|
|93239357858791425|,|God made everybody different but when his ass got to china...all that n*gga did was copy & paste.|
|97092676620533761|,|Eagle has landed: Asomugha joins Philadelphia: One day after acquiring Pro Bowl cornerback Dominique Rodgers-Crom... http://es.pn/pTswt4|
|91915135496634368|,|U are in control of ur destiny. So, live ur best life, and drop anything and anyone that's not contributing to ur purpose. #shakedemhaters|
|93082120905428993|,|I suspect you will be able to add lawmakers to that list shortly http://t.co/MnfoOPg|
|93416562102505472|,|The first 2 represent 50% of the commercial crop http://t.co/BhbIv8R|
|93302259340935168|,|Paige is meeting Justin at the TCA's & Justins going to her sweet 16. Some shits about to go down.|
|93523722060824577|,|To the people who think its clever or cool to use q instead of a g, "younq"... you're a fucking idiot. -__-|
|91653243159064577|,|@ladygaga Mother Monster you had one of the best performances in Japan, it was awesome! There, you feel better            ?|
|96966781851271169|,|Capitol Telephone Circuits 'Near Capacity.' They've sent out a system alert. In the Hse, typical call volume is 20K per hour.|
|93311986506530816|,|Be happy with what you have while working for what you want. #DRT|
|92117721310965760|,|#ZodiacFacts As a #Taurus,you have an opinion on what everyone should be doing, and most of the time you are right.|
|93485415343996928|,|Jealousy is just a lack of self confidence.|
|91792484321067008|,|For light I go directly to the Source of light, not to any of the reflections.  -Peace Pilgrim|
|102371087672807425|,|Arsenal midfielder Cesc Fabregas (24) will on Sunday afternoon travel to Barcelona in a private plane. [el periodico]|
|93485634051780608|,|The griffin combines the two biggest divas of the animal kingdom, the eagle and lion, into one unbelievably insufferable monster|
|93067928844509185|,|Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. - A.R.|
|95300837726887936|,|More than 1,000 arrested in Mexico human trafficking raids - @BBCWorld http://bbc.in/qJP3VX|
|92352471799824385|,|maybe your My ex cause you crossed the line ...|
|98182476941373440|,|FBI investigating if body is D.B. Cooper, the man who jumped from an airliner jet in 1971 with $200K: http://apne.ws/qWxXHh -RAS|
|92356321013272576|,|You know that because an #Aquarian feels so terrible holding a lie, it makes them the worst liar ever|
|92458373349515264|,|RT @ScorpioSeason: #Scorpios sensitivity makes them the best and most loyal friend, and also makes them the most treacherous of enemies|
|93729457709383680|,|I thank God for making me and my I Dare U experience an instrument to enlighten and touch the hearts of many people!|
|92497904677302272|,|I fuckin hate being grounded..|
|91731030742007808|,|never lettin it show always tryin to keep it under control u got it down and well on ur way to the top but there is something that u forgot|
|92487204324126720|,|To people who haven't met Justin, this felt like a smack in the face didn't it?|
|100282579063803904|,|used car sales|Swift Growth in Japanese Used Car Sales ? In Japan used Car Dealer are making a lot out of it? http://dlvr.it/fFTsD|
|92205398123216896|,|Japan to shut down nuclear reactor at Ohi plant: A reactor at Japan's Ohi nuclear plant will be shut down follow... http://bit.ly/ncuqDj|
|97476128305979392|,|Ubaldo seen crying in the dugout. He appears aware of his future run support.|
|92017879175794688|,|give it to her cause she's a celebrity. No. So stop trying to change peoples opinions because you will NEVER change it.-|
|92229656115286016|,|It's common practice 4 no-talent parasites to abuse Michael Jackson's name for both building and resuscitating their careers. SO sick of it.|
|98060650676363264|,|RDR will push IFAs to enter mortgage market: Major distributors are predicting an influx of IFAs into the mortga... http://bit.ly/nAH8Cq|
|92789379453566976|,|RT @WWEmagazine: Vince just walked back to the arena and punched John Laurinaitis in the face. Heads are gonna roll. #MITB|
|101107456050073601|,|On September 19, 2011 the US citizens are gonna occupy Wall Street with their tents! #USDOR #OCCUPYWALLSTREET|
|97458359346806784|,|The Yankees scored 12 runs in the first inning tonight-their most ever in the 1st inning and most in any inning since a 13R 8th on 6/21/05!|
|93499608755478528|,|im here! let the love fest begin my brothers and sisters and my sistaz.|
|93636338154352640|,|I hate how I let him just come into my heart whenever he pleases.|
|102676754094751744|,|26-year-old remanded in custody to appear in court tomorrow charged with murders of three men in Birmingham during riots|
|93666022523019264|,|@chrisbrown omg chris please RT this to send your prays to dani sanders my friend that took her life over bullying :( Say NO to bullying! 13|
|91752828527316992|,|Thank you @ICONicholicious  for caring and showing your fans how much you care you are truly our inspiration! Lol u mke crazy grlz crazier!|
|91962122648551424|,|Over analytical #taurus sees things from every angle .This tends to delay decision making and leads to procrastination|
|92440631200321536|,|#Libras tend to be outgoing, not afraid of conversing and overtly expressive.|
|92002339258515458|,|@DynastyofRex he the cutest thing|
|93634518149365760|,|The law is your mirror and your guide, but will never be your hope. The amazing grace of Jesus is your one and only hope.|
|93079977586737152|,|#TheBestRelationship is when you get those sweet good morning texts and it makes your whole day :) R-T if you love sweet morning texts :)|
|92843592489500672|,|You truly love someone when you can feel every joy, sadness and pain of the other as if they were your own. #MPH|
|102581530127376384|,|At least 3 dead, 24 injured in Indiana State Fair stage collapse, says Indianapolis Department of Public Safety. http://t.co/Zja5cEE|
|92686071028125696|,|#Capricorn will give you our all, but we ask that you give is the same in return.|
|97096475271634944|,|Cam Newton's contract is worth $56 million less in overall money and $28 million less in guaranteed money than Sam Bradford's deal.|
|91748215577260034|,|The worst pain for a female is when she smiles, just to keep the tears from falling, and sleeps, just so she doesn't have to think about it.|
|93565103412232192|,|Reduce The Cholesterol Levels: High cholesterol levels seem to be on everyone's cognition in their lives. We see... http://bit.ly/rahrQr|
|93755852032454656|,|Tiger Woods has decided to get rid of Steve Williams as his caddie. The two have been together since March 1999.  http://t.co/gtcmT6P|
|100941822955749376|,|New #Hawks owner Alex Meruelo at the press conference says 'I will never stop trying to win a championship for Atlanta.' #NBA|
|93327039003754496|,|I am the girl your ex would hate, your mom would love & you'd want to be forever with. #SLT|
|98291102519537664|,|Nokia and Microsoft holding an event on August 17 http://bit.ly/qJeem5 via @gsmarena_com|
|92247182312349696|,|Evidently Yahoo thought the church group's question too obvious, so they deleted it. The query posted was: Is Misha Collins The Antichrist?|
|91940104188338177|,|Special #FF shout out to @cravecompany! Stay up on the latest from CRAVE and follow them!|
|93704161337675776|,|@Thaviciouswun these are the hugest tits I've ever seen: tinyurl.com/4xryp7p|
|94811470172393472|,|RT @emiliesobel: Omg RIP amy winehouse :( such a waste of talent,  Dead at 27 just like janis joplin, kurt coban and jimmi hendrix, weird..|
|93334179198156800|,|It's the rule of life: Everything you've waited for, comes the every second you stop looking for it.|
|92273307210092544|,|No I don't care if I die at 12AM, I refuse to pass on your chain letter|
|93539036928552960|,|#WeWontLastIf you cant hold a decent conversation with me|
|92365972840775680|,|Pedigree and genetics conference scheduled for Sept. 7-8 - Paulick Report: Pedigree and genetics conference sche... http://bit.ly/oOBsVN|
|93009983066742786|,|"Tunchi tunchi tote the toolie f*$k around and pop ya, my homies got that white girl, call it Lady Gaga...!" #sorry4thewait|
|93189021743841280|,|The best game to play with an #Aquarius is the Sex game!|
|93394816934739968|,|new taping day! my favorite day of the week!|
|95999339016626176|,|Congressman Arrested at White House (Again) http://newser.me/nScUfc|
|93139228602531840|,|I hate remembering all of the good times we had because I know they aren't coming back.|
|92588165663162369|,|Rebekah Brooks arrested. I do hope the person she uses her one phone call on is in; it would be awful if she had to leave a voicemail...|
|91703651969667073|,|RT if you're in love with someone you can't have☒.|
|102019118319943680|,|'Morgan scores a test match hundred.' The words I've dreamed of for 46 years. #edgbaston|
|98016631481057280|,|Community order for 'hot car mum': A mother who left her three children in a hot car for 45 minutes in Carlisle ... http://bbc.in/qjfsZv|
|93356976930689025|,|The most surprising thing about all this is that people are still using voicemail|
|91742797467631616|,|Telling someone 'Do you' is the nicest way to tell a person to go f*ck themself|
|92946528808869888|,|When you drop something  Right in front of you And then , it completely disappears .|
|101036939335057408|,|Canning Circus Police Station fire bombed by a group of 30-40 males. No reports of injuries at this stage. … (cont) http://deck.ly/~eVjIf|
|102067318368108544|,|RT @1winningdrive: #Ravens confirm they have traded a 2012 draft pick to the Buffalo Bills for WR Lee Evans|
|94523757728776192|,|Judge dismisses Winklevoss twins suit vs. Facebook: A federal judge in Boston has dismissed a lawsuit against Fa... http://bit.ly/q8T9Wh|
|93693464839069697|,|#iwanaknow who be taking #somf twitcons!! Dey n da person taking da pic need to be shot #dead|
|97379561582497792|,|Airlines across America are reaping a financial harvest from the shutdown of the Federal Aviation Administration http://econ.st/o5G900|
|91969564971237376|,|IM the ModeL Bom$ and some more .|
|93826957975883776|,|With labor deal close, Super Bowl planners set for Feb. 5 date: As players and owners draw closer to a new colle... http://bit.ly/orD7LB|
|93288568721649665|,|Don't ask for my opinion and get mad when I tell you the truth.|
|91655593139511296|,|Congressman Bill Johnson says his Twitter account was hacked yesterday after an image of a naked man was posted on his page. #FallonMono|
|92952817727324160|,|The Duchess of Cornwall has NOT resigned.|
|91929178043203584|,|I only exist when you need something </3|
|91973714199052288|,|Don't be in such a rush to get to the top.. Enjoy your journey.. Take it slow. One step at a time. Appreciate the scenery on the way.|
|101933443201511424|,|Pakistani court gives death penalty to a member of a paramilitary force who shot dead an unarmed youth - Reuters|
|102419224609292288|,|Man charged with stabbing murders: A man appears in court charged with murdering a man and woman found stabbed t... http://t.co/kDF8GLm|
|93791042171711489|,|RETWEET if you can't ask your parents for anything until they're in a good mood. >.<|
|92606020098080768|,|i hate it when my anger turns into tears. :(|
|92840893677174784|,|Who's going to win our #17Falsifeye comp later?!! Keep RTing to win!|
|92044735287537664|,|Outlook hazy, with heavy chance of fog, for interest rate forecasters|
|93318052535476224|,|#whendiditbecomecool To get pregnant at the age of 16 & then apply for a damn show.|
|97345214657732608|,|Saudi declares Monday as first day of Ramadan - Al Arabiya|
|94213202635788288|,|A Georgia inmate is put to death in what is likely the nation's first video-recorded execution in two decades: http://apne.ws/quXKGB -MS|
|92688640647495680|,|if a female asks for ur # after u ask her for hers, she's not interested !|
|93843835846803456|,|Daval International Announces Completion Of Phase II Trial For The Treatment Of Bladder Dysfunction With AIMSPRO... http://bit.ly/ppEalM|
|92117442066780160|,|#ZodiacFacts As an #Aries,You have drive and ambition to accomplish tasks the other signs might laugh off.|
|94429796909596673|,|Terrorism has struck. Police confirms bomb in Oslo. We are all Norwegians.|
|93372958319460352|,|everyone has an opinion, but my opinion is that i love the music that i make and its exactly what i want to do, every decision is my own|
|91849665070366721|,|you can't like iJever and One Direction. seriously?|
|93093831393804288|,|-If only we had dealt with these problems earlier instead of pretending they did not exist, maybe we would still be together.|
|92769845489315841|,|Why she go cry to her momma b word u did it! Now SUUFER the MF consequences! im mad her momma go say it wull get better!|
|94502159269363712|,|Winnipeg Jets will unveil their new logo on www.winnipegjets.com at 5pm et. #NHLJets|
|94507084338565120|,|'Tonight we will comfort each other'. Prime Minister at press conference. #osloexpl #oslobomb #whys|
|92458054611767296|,|Words may lie, but actions will always tell the truth.|
|92803031367819264|,|Congrats to my first ever Broski of the Week @CMPunk!|
|93479384417189888|,|RT @dhedemonica: RT inoooong: 00:00 gwrs for me and you {}|
|93031292421144576|,|#football Aston Villa have announced the signing of Shay Given from Man City after he signed a five-year contract. http://bit.ly/n7gChX|
|93318722109964288|,|Murdoch unable to answer who the top legal officer at News International was. (via: http://mm4a.org/q3rx06) #p2 #notw #hackgate|
|92013002911514624|,|BecauseOfKhleo he got me thinking about Cookies and Dip. @Khleo_T|
|91935222005895168|,|Want something done that bad ,  get up and do it ya self .  Swear slavery ended a couple hundred years ago .|
|99954453586780161|,|If Arsene Wenger was sent to run the U.S. economy and Barack Obama became manager of Arsenal, might sort a lot of problems.|
|93719491749482496|,|The time is always NOW to free yourself from the chains of unresolved issues and unforgiven grievances. #TheSW|
|92013157966561280|,|RT @DMVFollowers #RetweetThisIf you've been living in the #DMV for more than 2 years!|
|100862857377353728|,|Asked if parliament will be recalled on Thursday, No 10 says 'wait for PM's statement". In Whitehall-speak, that's a yes.|
|92310053461303296|,|Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women, and even the most foolish women are wise about men|
|102785953583730689|,|RT @UtdIndonesia: All mistakes shall be a positive insights for 37 matches to come. #BELIEVE #OnTheYoungLads ;)|
|91692689661247488|,|That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.. #OMGwhatateen|
|92818126454001664|,|They should just go ahead and decide this Red Sox-Rays game on penalty kicks|
|91733759036108800|,|There are over six billion people in the world, why let one ruin your life?|
|92755669811339264|,|My son Michael is cuter than the Gerber Baby #yeahisaidit|
|92795084357115904|,|#Geminis,love nothing  better than to invite over a group people who detest each other and then sit  back and watch the mayhem.|
|97462635209031680|,|#thingsthatmakemehappy yankees scoring 12 runs in the first inning.... 15-0 in the 2nd... #dushiyiu #lezgoyankees|
|93079931474546688|,|I swear that's me lol RT @N0rMaJeaN: I am the queen of getting flat tires lol|
|97376969657823233|,|PBS Is More Relevant Than Ever in the Age of Reality TV, Says Network President http://t.co/Sm5hNQl|
|102134926312357888|,|If you have been arrested and charged with drunk driving in California, you could face severe penalties if convicted  http://t.co/dgSCZa1|
|97939393377075200|,|Chelsea set to launch third bid for Tottenham’s Luka Modric - report: The Croatian playmaker is still top of the... http://bit.ly/qu1PpK|
|102784970023641089|,|Full time. United 2 WBA 1. A win is a win. Good start of the season.|
|92645861737246720|,|STATE TV now reporting the head of sharm el sheikh hospital is DENYING Mubarak is in a coma|
|91711626742472704|,|Who has less than 1000 followers ? RT if u want 150+ followers ( must be following me )|
|91918149863227392|,|The voice of Spongebob  is married to the woman who voices Plankton’s computer wife Karen. #DidYouKnow|
|92760606620385280|,|Music is the shyt|
|92645766270693376|,|If a #Taurus thinks of something, they go ahead and do it.|
|92424218775523328|,|#ZodiacFacts #Cancer are so shy when you first meet them which may surprise you by how antisocial they can be.|
|92723603757465600|,|For every situation, there's the right line from a song to match the way you feel.|
|93343324030763008|,|#WhitePeopleHobbies saying the N word when there's no black people around.|
|92622274187902978|,|I'm just trying to be better than good enough.|
|93461273395728384|,|Promotions Need constant promotion sun up to sun down. Ill build your pages plus promote from each one all through … http://wp.me/p1FuV2-3S|
|92526960181383168|,|you ever looked at your ex and wondered 'was i drunk the entire relationship?'|
|93090511514124290|,|#Taurus have great endurance, Fealessness and Tenacity. They are also Persistent and Stable. These Bulls face their problems HEAD ON!|
|101975001678364672|,|Stricker as good as Tiger is bad in first round at PGA Championship: Steve Stricker stood a mere 10 feet away from... http://dlvr.it/fwh2j|
|96276025083822080|,|Seattle reached agreement with former Raiders guard Robert Gallery on a three-year deal. Gallery and Tom Cable reunited.|
|93141776474456064|,|Want to be on #TheBachelor? Come to a casting call in San Diego at Paradise Point Reserve from 5-8PM on July 22! @chrisbharrison|
|100903217851928576|,|Still being held in clapham junction. Unsafe to start cleaning as yet|
|101757466324385792|,|Though nothing is pending, the Raiders are still in communication with former Seahawks LB Lofa Tatupu|
|99618926908018689|,|KELO-Argus Poll: Prices Impact Air Travel: By Ben Dunsmoor There's been a big effort over the last year to lower... http://bit.ly/nWY8Ef|
|91962882371235840|,|This getting naughty now. Fans fighting with fans and stewards on the side of the pitch. Game going to be abandoned. #NUFC|
|96369935135158272|,|Report: Time Travel Not Possible: By Rebecka Schumann on July 27th, 2011 Physicists in Hong Kong have declared t... http://bit.ly/o0Lttc|
|92712456480235520|,|if i type 1 letter of my password wrong, i backspace the whole thing cus I can't see the damn letters.|
|93979936364302336|,|#STS135 When Atlantis touches down, it will have traveled more than 125 million miles in space and made 4,848 orbits.|
|101300660988936193|,|Tiger Woods speaks to reporters before the start of the PGA Championship at the Atlanta Athletic Club. Live: http://on.cnn.com/cnndcl4|
|101043828831682560|,|Manchester City Centre is currently on lockdown. Avoid at all costs. #ManchesterRiots|
|97981764223504384|,|Apple Wins Dispute Over iPods.com Domain:    The World Intellectual Property Organization (WIPO) ordered on ... http://on.mash.to/q3eZ8a|
|93710380878139393|,|This morning, SecCouncil met to discuss the very real implications of #climatechange for international peace & security.|
|94195086182723585|,|Good news, everyone! The Hubble Space Telescope has found a new small moon orbiting Pluto!   #ThatsNoMoon #StarWars|
|93341735723343872|,|#WhenDidItBecomeCool for you to try and play the game?|
|99227803861516288|,|RT @InjusticeFacts: In one incident in 1958 British soldiers clubbed 11 Mau Mau men to death in Kenya.|
|93750948106747904|,|Life is so much easier with a sense of humor.|
|93325478613626880|,|Waiting in the counselor office at school trying to get my shit back together..|
|93717377883189248|,|Apple, a company that sells an upgrade package which let's you resize desktop windows from the left hand side for only £29.99|
|92099336753790976|,|Most of the time when you text 'lol' you really be calm as hell with no facial expression, lol|
|93386824487153665|,|@P_getBuckets What we do at our online pharmacy is selling top quality medications at their cost price! http://t.co/N86H7QA RT Please|
|91628068858372096|,|When I kill a bug, I never clean it up. I leave it's body there so the other bugs know not to mess with me.|
|92605761229824000|,|So there is a gas station on the way..|
|91837601803272192|,|I hate people that smoke infront of me.|
|92989257483960320|,|yall were some pretty great voters while I was on idol so let's see if we can do it again!|
|98182828684087296|,|Rep. Gabrielle Giffords Pays House A Surprise Visit For Debt Vote http://n.pr/oaqVE7|
|93151121543135232|,|California survived the dreaded 'carmageddon.' So for now, we're free from the rise of the anti-Chrystler.|
|92387059997745152|,|#Aries has a fine mind that burns bright with fire and passion.|
|91683988703424515|,|Stop settling for the same relationships.. with new faces.. Raise your standards #bf|
|100951827431948288|,|Please disregard rumours about rioting in Surrey towns - there have been no incidents of disorder. We will keep you updated #surreyriots|
|101419346307461120|,|SLAMonline.com: Houston to Host 2013 All-Star Game http://t.co/k9oLh4r #SLAMnewswire #NBA|
|91930029465935872|,|Marley Station mall has gone to the upper room R.I.P|
|92442363720507392|,|On the way to club la vela! (;|
|96455331181375488|,|RT @tweetmeme Maruti Suzuki India to Invest INR 3,000 Crores in Fiscal Year 2012-13 http://bit.ly/riqvYS|
|94859886923481088|,|R.I.P Amy Whinehouse, she had an amazing voice, a rare thing, you have taught us to fuck the haters and to enjoy life, #inspiration.|
|93081565348892672|,|looks like 'the sun' is still hacked, it flashes over to @LulzSec twitter account. This is hilarious.|
|95072342140653568|,|Obama on the brink of disaster as US debt talks collapse http://gu.com/p/3vnxy/tw|
|95923363402362880|,|It was founded in 1934 as a result of currency shortages after the stock market crash of 1929 http://t.co/NFOcTYb|
|98181224346034176|,|A judge on Monday refused to find the CIA acted in contempt when it destroyed videotapes that showed harsh interrogations http://ow.ly/5SDnN|
|98311767863721984|,|Warning to clubbers over ecstasy: Two people are being treated in hospital after taking a 'potentially fatal' ba... http://bbc.in/qt1YVZ|
|101071848757932033|,|@gmpolice We have already started a page dedicated to the #ManchesterRiots to identify the rioters. Please Retweet. http://t.co/SFqr7ch.|
|94013224856453120|,|We are sitting on about one Gigabyte of data from NATO now, most of which we cannot publish as it would be irresponsible. But Oh NATO....|
|92440925053263872|,|If you want different things to happen to your financial situation, you have to start doing things differently http://bit.ly/iyM0oa|
|92434814619226113|,|Mistreat us & a #Capricorn will become the meanest coldest person on earth.|
|93390217712635904|,|I wanna get out of this place|
|94153790718099456|,|#Visa, #Mastercard, #AMEX - and #PayPal at POS: PayPal will be in trial with a major U.S. retailer later this year (per eBay chief Donahoe).|
|99314617569902594|,|CIJ: Notebook confiscation a breach of media freedom: A media watchdog group has slammed the police for seizing ... http://bit.ly/oMqusT|
|91810529621966848|,|Officially #1 in ireland..wow!! First number one over there. Thanks to everyone who went and bought it. And the flash mobs were cool as f**k|
|92613548827611136|,|#CosmicConsciousness  Law of Karma  The universe is a perfect accounting system. No debt goes unpaid even if you happen to be #Newscorps|
|91698633908563969|,|Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, that is what you called mature. #DRT|
|97449955853221889|,|http://j.mp/jj0rVc DSU hires new campus police chief: University officials say Downes brings a wealth of law enforcement experience ... *|
|90908848185028608|,|on a scale from 1-10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need. <3|
|93521679287975936|,|I wish people were like money... so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.|
|91989088462307329|,|@tiesto plays 200 gigs a year, average of a 2 hr set, average 131 BPM. To keep the beat he taps his foot over 3,000,000 times per year.|
|91785495805308928|,|Forget what has hurt you in the past, but never forget what it has taught you.|
|92947365870313474|,|I hate being stared at on the beach by lusty onlookers when I’m in my bikini: http://t.co/4rVGLRg  (thanks for the photo, whoever you were)|
|91950032097525760|,|@ddlovato Wurdz word of the day is Bender! Say the word Bender and you are able to hear the word Bend, Ben, End, Ender....|
|98526000333336576|,|in other news, #MoodSwingsEP by @Qualmes drops in a lil over 2 hours.|
|92593924870389761|,|RT @TonyGaskins The Greats never really take a day off. Even when they rest their body they train their mind. #BeGreat|
|94823247807393792|,|Amy Winehouse Dead at 27: Hear Her Greatest Hits: Winehouse’s long battle with alcohol and drugs has ended in tragedy after she was f...|
|102041024507031555|,|9 – Robin van Persie has scored in his last nine away games, a Premier League record. Lethal.|
|93151217869524992|,|Musically, most of these can be achieved with either Live Bands, or a Very Good Disc Jockey http://t.co/MOhuf8e|
|96208102097031168|,|Southampton News: Curtain Will Be Lifted In September On Renovated Prosper King House: HAMPTON BA... http://bit.ly/qm6kpY www.27east.com|
|93355979571343360|,|Although there are plenty of chemicals that can help control behavior,  http://t.co/WdAeJfO|
|98403761524981760|,|GREEN LANTERN Sequel to be Edgier with More Action; Studio Doesn't Want Director Martin Campbell to Return http://bit.ly/qtpuzP|
|92622985067888640|,|Stop worrying about what others think and do what makes you happy for once! After all everyone deserves to be happy! #TLS|
|91914783191871488|,|RT @caitflanders: Gas war alert: Chevron on Hillside/Shelbourne is at $1.179 with rest of city at $1.299. #yyj|
|92822933868773376|,|RT @paulosamaniego: There comes a moment each day when we must simply drop what weighs on us and hand it over to God.. #true|
|98086877143379968|,|Record Gun Sales as Americans Prepare for Financial Collapse, a ConspiracyWatch.net Special Report http://bit.ly/ed54SU|
|93165751120306176|,|What barter really boils down to is, you need to find a coincidence of needs, Tadelis said  http://t.co/6UZ4GWw|
|96548633469652992|,|HALF-TIME: PHILIPPINES 1-0 KUWAIT Schrock breaks the deadlock with a stunner! Half-time whistle blows shortly after|
|92713852734681088|,|On a serious note. No woman deserves to be walked out on.|
|102066641369706497|,|BREAKING:  11th Circuit rules health care law individual mandate UNconstitional|
|92144501006675969|,|Talents are best nurtured in solitude, but character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe|
|93417346470907904|,|RT @funnyfacts_: I really dislike stepping in water while I have socks on. #funnyfacts|
|92220097560723456|,|The awkward moment when you find an old conversation of someone you cared about but don't talk to anymore. #viatumblr|
|93346617897390082|,|Morning run down to manhattan beach|
|91892280742526976|,|@Pretty_Since naa,im going too be chilling w. mad heads.|
|91918350552272896|,|I hate when girls be like 'i'm tired of boys messaging me all da time'.if ya Azz and tits wnt in ya main pic it wouldn't be like that lol|
|92884204265811970|,|Food inspectors in Abu Dhabi release food education and nutrition guidelines for school canteens: http://t.co/z9PvIt4|
|93579686990462976|,|now im older and wiser and my heart soo much stronger .. it don't fall fa anything and it love so much longer ..|
|91655738761547776|,|@MysteryFades I'd buy that for a dollar!|
|92453059170537474|,|Growing infrastructure means customers bombarded wtih options for tv, phone ...: The Southeast was one of the fi... http://bit.ly/na2M7L|
|94408737305018369|,|Power struggle within the House of Saud is escalating amid reports about the death of Prince Sultan last week in New York #cnn #rt #bbc|
|91643822634831872|,|#EveryManShouldKnowHowTo say he loves his lady...and proves it to her.|
|100986702033731584|,|@wingateca BBC News at Six crid:5a71wd  ... Saturday the violence spread to Birmingham, Bristol, Nottingham and Liverpool. First our ...|
|93002028334317568|,|Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II broke box office records for most tickets sold in a single day.|
|95922572083990528|,|FLASH: 56 percent of Americans want combination of spending cuts and tax hikes to solve budget deficit -Reuters/IPSOS poll|
|93598318072037376|,|Car Rates | Stolen Car Rate Dipped Last Year, But Chico’s Numbers On The Rise Now http://dlvr.it/brsF5|
|93389798248681472|,|Another shot of the iceberg at Little Bay Islands, Newfoundland another spotted on the way #lp   http://twitpic.com/5sm67x|
|93061294592245761|,|not moving to fast in a relationship is #worththewait|
|95910369452769280|,|Rep. David Wu resigns from Congress. Now he can wear the tiger suit on Chatroulette all he wants [NewsFlash]:   ... http://fk.cm/6420425|
|92767213144125440|,|I'm sorry for all those who have been bullied.|
|93529087980744704|,|Due to Overwhelming viewer and public demand,we've decided to repeat THE BENCH with 9-year old Princess Rose tonight at 8pm.Spread THE WORD!|
|93068195799371776|,|Friends is on Joey and Chandler 'went to Tulsa.'|
|98797418379882496|,|RT @CBSNews RT @crimesider Five cops suspended after beating mentally-disabled homeless man to death http://bit.ly/q6Ad0V|
|101671002735521793|,|BofI Holding, Inc. Announces Fourth Quarter Net Income Up 18.1%: The Bank provides a variety of consumer and who... http://bit.ly/psmABC|
|99487494193680384|,|Minnesota High School Faces Lawsuit Over Racially Charged Homecoming Theme: A Minnesota school district is getting sued for allowing ...|
|99760962835460096|,|Province's job numbers improve: Some Saskatchewan communities have, however, lost jobs over the past year as emp... http://bit.ly/ngcY4Z|
|92134837321875456|,|The Benefits of Donating a Car http://bit.ly/nlMM9T|
|92437137592549376|,|RT @1Birdlover: It's hot in so many places so be sure to look after your birds & pets. I have water out for the wild birds too.|
|93648876246024192|,|Proverbs 22:4 Humility and the fear of the LORD bring wealth and honor and life.|
|97639570790821888|,|#HappyBdayQueenRowling you have inspired more people than you can ever imagine.|
|99517187496214528|,|Today's launch of @NASAJuno begins a 6-year, 2.1-billion-mile adventure to study our largest planetary neighbor, Jupiter.|
|92731704359403521|,|FUCK YES. air conditioner in my window<3333 no more sickness!!|
|92812416949297152|,|Do not ask God to guide your footsteps, if you are not willing to move your feet.|
|93483234763079682|,|RT @ZodiacFacts: #ZodiacFacts #Cancers,prefer to handle situations peacefully and humanely.|
|99171192048599040|,|Virginia Tech officials will update on the report of an armed man on campus shortly. Live: http://on.cnn.com/cnndcl2 #virginiatech|
|93376354636152832|,|Are they ever going to let any women actually be involved in the deficit negotiations? Or don't we want to trouble their pretty heads.|
|93352717229109248|,|#Murdoch hit 'squarely in the face' by a plate of shaving foam, reports CNN's Dan Rivers. http://t.co/v329zWQ|
|91862091941687296|,|To respect people who are 'higher' than you, it's ordinary. To respect people who are 'lower' than you, it's extraordinary. #ihatequotes|
|95056222239211520|,|Liverpool's Steven Gerrard could miss the first two months of the season due to second groin i... http://bit.ly/qS0XgT #soccer #football|
|93062560512880640|,|You know it's gonna be a good story when..it starts off with, "So this b*tch"|
|93564859391807488|,|That moment when you think you went blind.|
|91656066709991424|,|Love me without fear. Trust me without questioning. Need me without demanding. Accept me without change!|
|93165092149006336|,|Though they like attention from others, Leo is far too loyal to stray. If they love a person, they would move the heavens and earth for them|
|92956597957050369|,|Apple to launch low-priced iPhone                 for $350, iPhone 4S/5 end of summer http://bit.ly/nA90eb|
|92337149608869888|,|Second location done!! Now on the way to Shoe Gallery☺ this video is goin to b a movieee I promise yall #YOUNGRICHBANDIT|
|93297431197921280|,|People read as much as 10% slower from a cell phone/computer screen than from paper.|
|93099920562720768|,|Cool story, bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who really gives a shit. #HeyThatsSoTrue|
|98776903598620672|,|Nightmare over: Teenage girl saved from 'collar bomb': THE teenage daughter of a Sydney multi-millionaire who wa... http://bit.ly/oW7acF|
|93417774096982016|,|I want truly frightening beasts to make a comeback in movies|
|97794908630425600|,|Travis Pastrana puts in an awesome run and takes 1st place. Advances to the finals, with a broken foot. Go #199! #pastranathon is still on!|
|92316103648362496|,|If a cop pulls me over and says 'papers' and I say 'scissors,' do I win?|
|102532528845492224|,|And #GIANTS LB Michael Boley returns a interception for a 51-yard touchdown! #nyg|
|92715215162064896|,|Beer, of course, is actually a depressant. But poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.|
|93663472419749888|,|@xxJoJo_JR will u get back to front of house|
|92462826458841089|,|#Leos love to live in the moment and are quick to give affection|
|84101588825804802|,|I want a man with a strong back who can pick me up, and handle his job.|
|93356935902007296|,|With the summer months can come lots of partying and having fun, but always remember where you are and with whom! It is important to always|
|96190924983508992|,|Thousands cancel their PayPal accounts in protest over treatment of WikiLeaks & its defenders. Join #OpPaypal and boycott the bastards.|
|93371712422420481|,|We are being too nice to Barca. Time to make Martin Keown in charge of Arsenal transfers|
|101635276731981824|,|12-year-old boy given 9-month referral order after pleading guilty to stealing a bottle of wine during #riots in Manchester on Tuesday|
|94029148615483393|,|There is a security alert in the Etna Drive area of north Belfast. http://bbc.in/nbyCwE|
|93306325601234945|,|I'm going to sit back and laugh when karma punches you in the face.|
|93152480367607808|,|McDonalds is in a recession http://t.co/pP7sGO9|
|92603163365998592|,|The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end. And then we just keep tricking ourselves into believing it can happen again.|
|99893326660116481|,|#news Crisis deepens in the Horn of Africa as famine spreads http://ow.ly/1e7WEo|
|92764991798784001|,|If your child killed them self because of what someone thought or said to them you failed as a parent.|
|92635271010586624|,|If your a girl that smokes boges then your automatically an L in my eyes|
|93024728276680705|,|Geminis can't sit still without thinking of all the things they SHOULD be doing.|
|93767700844789760|,|Decided my evening is going to be spent eating fatty foods, reading linger and listening to panic/ymas on a continuous loop.|
|91888260300816385|,|Without Justin, Im like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, and a sentencewithoutspaces ♥|
|102657262983712768|,|Judge tells police official to allow all lawyers standing outside the Academy inside the courtroom. #adalytrial|
|92293679846395904|,|Wonder if @superflymixx got his tooth pulled|
|92782131692060672|,|playboy got the bubble guts again|
|92712366109757440|,|People judge you by your actions, not by your intentions|
|93052450197606400|,|just got told that the thor hushovd i follow is a fake one!what the heck?who and why would one pretend to be somebody else?get your own life|
|94440137878020096|,|Police in #Norway also dealing with a gunman shooting at people in a political youth camp on Utøya Island #OSLO|
|93347504304824320|,|When it comes to flirting, that is what #Pisces call conversation.|
|92747398648045570|,|@JoseAVillalobos Thx for the mention|
|93758191564886017|,|Pen strokes are more powerful than pixels. Think about it: which has more he[art]?|
|93628852621950977|,|RT @genichiko RT @Putripcp Everyone's free to dream. Dream as high as you want and go for it ☺|
|95552444322430977|,|Former Quinn businesses targeted: There have been more than a dozen recent incidents of serious vandalism connec... http://bbc.in/qJTj4m|
|91704493372227586|,|Thought I wasn't gone be able to be with @_PurpDidIt tonight but her mom said she could come I love Mrs. Queen|
|92094245439160321|,|#ZodiacFacts #Capricorn-#Aquarius cusp can be overly critical, because they have a strong desire to achieve their goals.|
|93075370680659968|,|Definition of war--- Old men sending young men to die|
|91997528416980992|,|Eventually, the bitcoin software displays the transaction as confirmed    http://t.co/ho2G6cr|
|92854666815217664|,|I lived wild. At one time I'd rather cut my arm off instead of saying sorry. Now I'm the sorriest guy on the planet.|
|91795294899011585|,|RT: get us to 7,000 followers by lunchtime today and we'll reveal our special offer & we'll give one lucky person a box! #chopchop|
|93782403453165568|,|Don't be put second to those who you put first.|
|102784871444918273|,|AP Enterprise: NY gov. flew home in state aircraft      (AP): AP - New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo used state aircra... http://t.co/nN6JSY8|
|98173600703582208|,|Rep. Ellison on CNN: 'This deal violates core progressive and American values.'|
|101491826229395456|,|US Report: Munter meets Gen Kayani: US Report: US said Pakistan to launch operation in North Wazirirstan, report... http://bit.ly/n5IdW1|
|98025480908849153|,|Plz RT: STAY AWAY from #Tahrir -people are being arrested in the nearby streets and in square! #Egypt|
|93083358715842560|,|The key to social networking is knowing the difference between friends, acquaintances, and friendly strangers.|
|92669466860732416|,|RT @runofplay: The US can legitimately claim to be leading 4-0 in Imagination Goals.|
|93350745100922880|,|Someone at the Murdoch hearings from London tried to hit Rupert Murdoch in the face with a pie.|
|92086892253806592|,|Updated http://t.co/lFpZQb3 with new contents with information and great ideas at http://t.co/tHTyMev|
|93378613063327744|,|I am pleased to confirm that Mrs. Murdoch has agreed to take charge of Olympic security! #ActingCommissioner #HackGate|
|91967052599934977|,|Bid on clicks at our online auction and let us promote you by using 140 characters http://t.co/grFXdoh|
|93328590774603779|,|I can be the nicest person in the world or the biggest asshole u ever met......#choosewisely|
|101014765228396545|,|Northumbria Police horses out on Northumberland Street Newcastle as a precaution tonight. Twitpic via @kyeotv http://t.co/PPS7fzL|
|93737632688906240|,|My road to glory is filled with thorns, Fluent thoughts from my brain and I train to remain strong.|
|91866878691115008|,|Those who only talk about it are usually passed up by those who are quiet & actually doing it.|
|93139494798233600|,|com, you accept the terms of our visitor agreement  http://t.co/F3zWC21|
|102068034964946945|,|U.S. appeals court in #Georgia is latest to rule against health insurance mandate in Obama's health care law http://t.co/n3aJFfj #obamacare|
|93900949902462977|,|Bing's new Live Tile design starts rolling out http://tnw.to/1A4Q5 by @jfalconer on @TNWmicrosoft|
|91673413587976192|,|Thanks god for everything you gave to me. I love you so much :*|
|93388096204316672|,|just voted @jarpad for Actor of the Month vote http://faxo.com/t|
|98107329765056512|,|.@redcounty Senator Reid's claim is absolutely false.  House Republicans will not agree to tax increases.  Period.|
|93412321686335490|,|It has an oval crown and unusually sweet-scented leaves http://t.co/nRqGW1R|
|93538084850909185|,|As a #Leo,You and your partner should be aware of your role in the others happiness - it shouldn't just be you who makes all the effort.|
|91901380025004033|,|I may not be able to do the things you want but I'm not useless.|
|92607649736167424|,|Skysports.com understands Rangers star Steven Davis has agreed a new deal to stay at Ibrox. #Gers. http://bit.ly/nQf54L|
|93775884854636545|,|POLL: Should the nation be allowed to fall into economic ruin? http://onion.com/mUrCV0 #whatdoyouthink|
|103207560827514880|,|going to get some tennis in today, just over 2 months until Inside Seal Team Six by Don Mann and myself hits bookstores|
|92066189169262592|,|Laugh as long as you breathe and love as much as you live.|
|93077167436603392|,|Contrary to popular conception, there is no evidence of a society or economy that relied primarily on barter   http://t.co/XHXeXIs|
|99029732041031680|,|RT @ikwerreman: Iyenemi Furo played for Rivers United U19 team at Helsinki in 1989. In 2000 he played for Nigeria's U23 team #NaijaAgeCheats|
|92625138935279616|,|if anyone is going to the mall today, stand in the middle of the food court and tell people about #OnMyMind. or sing it! haha send me videos|
|93012783393800192|,|#Taurus wont commit until they are super sure their lover is the right one. Nice and slow goes the #Taurus.|
|92037226740985858|,|Trust is the main thing you need in order to remain in a good relationship|
|93231513612730368|,|#1waytopissmeoff when i forget that i have clothes in the washer and have to rewash|
|99810287129067521|,|20 years ago today, the World Wide Web was born - TNW Insider http://bit.ly/pTxVyJ (via @TNWinsider)|
|100558921072263168|,|Riots STILL!!?? All they are doing is taking our country back decades, ruining our communities, destroying lives, & for what? Free trainers?|
|92073722135056384|,|And you've woken to find the police standing by your bed|
|91661715669917696|,|RT @Mr_popular: The longer the explanation, the bigger the lie.  #BMB|
|91679138783576064|,|I aint go to the carnival all week nd iont plan on goin' tomorrow|
|93750898479730688|,|Croft and Smith give Lancs edge: Half-centuries from Steven Croft and Tom Smith give Lancashire the edge after b... http://bbc.in/oRYkqQ|
|91976715009671168|,|Don't waste your time on someone who isn't willing to waste their time on you.|
|93090340722057216|,|Someone told me I am immature and need to grow up. Guess who's not allowed in my treehouse now.|
|92530370972622848|,|I was so jealous of Paige Conway. I really wanted Justin to crash my wedding, but then I realized he can't crash his own wedding...|
|91919044877352960|,|No one ever gets tired of loving, but everyone gets tired of assuming, waiting, hearing lies and hurting #DamnTeenQuote|
|100980416290373632|,|ACCSweeney: 'Aware of pockets of minor disorder in Salford/city centre. Advising people to stay out of city centre but also keep calm|
|92982254539771904|,|@onedirection If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why? #ask1d :-)|
|97827245397254145|,|Reid and McConnell are announcing a deal now on the Senate Floor according to CBS Senate Producer John Nolen.|
|95637005131722752|,|White House: Obama to say in televised speech tonight that failure to compromise and raise debt ceiling would do 'incalculable damage'|
|100227045275082752|,|FT - Man City 2-3 United: The Champions come from 2-0 down to win the Community Shield 3-2 in the last minute at Wembley ! #MUFC|
|93792295492648960|,|Nothing worse than when a #Pisces is on one , that's one cold fish.|
|93498743894188032|,|Letting go of someone doesn't mean you've to stop loving them. It means you allow that person to find their own happiness without you. #POW|
|101695596934594562|,|Police arrest 20-year-old man on suspicion of robbery in connection with attack on Malaysian student Asyraf Haziq #riot  http://bbc.in/tjNf0|
|100852048098111488|,|David Cameron will make a statement at 10.30am about the riots.|
|100623454981722112|,|Bus set on fire in Peckham, says Transport for London -  LATEST on #londonriots  http://bbc.in/rh9y4e|
|96255867585966080|,|Scotland Yard claims to have arrested @LulzSec spokesman Topiary http://owl.li/5OH4I More on this as it develops. #Anonymous #Antisec|
|101013010050592768|,|National Express:West Midlands buses will start to return to garages at 9.30pm,except in Coventry and local Walsall services|
|92327695639261184|,|@DanielJBakerFan thxx hun...can u try to find one with his foot on the piano? if not that's ok(:|
|101874095125307393|,|PPP decides tabling consensus LG bill in PA for addressing grievances of other political parties.  - http://goo.gl/qz2bm|
|93683940623253504|,|Zhu-Zhu pet Puppies are the cutest shits ever!!!|
|93136460697444353|,|#Aries #Leo and #Sagittarius are blunt and will piss you off by telling you how it is.|
|92002801961549827|,|Cross the line if you keep everything to yourself and its killing you.|
|93201079759667200|,|All of Lr knows Snow|
|97498337636388864|,|Furcal deal done. Expected to be in uniform with Cards Sunday.|
|94900440759681024|,|The worst part is looking for missing people! Some arrested by military police & some by thugs then handed to MPs #Tahrir #Egypt|
|93418864792178689|,|Mangos are free of sodium and saturated fat and rich in potassium and fiber http://t.co/VrwXRGr|
|99097306468581376|,|On the pad! Atlas 5 rocket has arrived at the Complex 41 pad for tomorrow's launch of the Jupiter-bound Juno spacecraft. http://t.co/2PUO0ek|
|93360397553369088|,|The way for most #Pisces to forget something/someone is to find a new "hobby" to fill their time and to take their mind off.|
|97732251214823424|,|Happy Birthday J.K Rowling. I still believe you're a witch hired by the Ministry of Magic to write HP so muggles wouldnt believe it was real|
|91236343790829569|,|I love it when you reply to my text seconds after I've sent it :') ♥|
|97472940605579264|,|NHC now says there is a 90% chance that Invest 91L will become #Emily in the next 48 hours. #hurricane #tropics|
|93433455748202496|,|#whendiditbecomecool to be like everyone else? What ever happened to originality and being your own person?|
|92549526052814848|,|Islam is love, love it|
|91711098218225664|,|I don't cry in front of people, I wait until I'm alone from the world,so no one can see i gave up.|
|92254062355034112|,|Harry Potter posts the biggest single-day gross in box office history w/ an asrounding $92.1 million in its Friday debut in 4,375 theaters.|
|92700506354483201|,|@Love_Kierruhh Lol omg y'all niggas was the talk of the town last night|
|93699495925256192|,|@JTCoachMe is a lovely bloke. Thanks for the chat J #appreciated xx|
|91727199991894016|,|I LOVE HOW I can deal with anyones problems and give them great advice; but I can't figure anything out for myself.|
|93472199561854976|,|RT @ispeakswag: I wrote "SWAG" on my light-switch... So everytime I get out of bed and turn the Lights on, it's like I'm turning my SWAG on|
|92275004305178624|,|Girl: What do you want to be when you grow up? Boy: Your husband :)|
|98694351315664896|,|In an Arab First, Mubarak Stands Trial http://nyti.ms/ol0dVO|
|93729335558680579|,|@Ashpot7000 who the hell have you had me tweeting???!|
|99117434937679872|,|Peacock returns to zoo after a day on the loose in New York http://wapo.st/qSpbLg via @PostStyle|
|92783649841356800|,|People put their selves in bad positions n situations. Ignorance is bliss homie|
|91899979379118080|,|Losing you just gave me hope of gaining someone who will treat me better.|
|91797766837252097|,|I'm glad Rebekah Brooks has finally left News International. Now perhaps she can finally do another series of Ground Force.|
|93304356115456000|,|In a dfwm mood this morning|
|94500411716808705|,|At least 9 people killed in attack at #Norway ruling party's youth camp  http://t.co/dPHb33j|
|93074155917946880|,|This may happen if a sender malfunctions, or if a sender intentionally attempts to defraud a receiver  http://t.co/wXZR84Y|
|93791167979847680|,|A good mans footsteps are ordered and the Lord delights in his way -Psalm 37:23|
|93421104563101696|,|The cake is a lie...|
|93062365775540224|,|no hes gone too far! he's just punctured my fruit corner  (Yoghurt ) with his talons. I have just lost it and tried to slap his wise face x|
|99102712934834176|,|Man charged over guns and grenade: A 68-year old west Belfast man is remanded in custody charged with four terro... http://bbc.in/oTkaKO|
|92788876044800000|,|Best night of main stream wrestling in a very long time. BIG kudos to everyone.|
|95430079714299904|,|RT @SkySportsNews: Aston Villa agree £9.5million fee with Wigan to sign winger Charles N'zogbia....More details on SSN|
|92018974556033024|,|you know it's going to be a great story when it starts of with;                         ' so this bitch..'|
|101062974873153536|,|OMG RT THIS MESSAGE - here is the VIDEO of the guy setting fire to selfridges. #gethimfound #ManchesterRiots http://t.co/nD5z1LL|
|91705094428565504|,|Catch me father please, cause I'm fallin'. Tupac|
|91726882604716032|,|You know he likes when you're talking on the phone and you can tell he's smiling :) #bf|
|92309955440410624|,|I just gt stung twice by a wasp ouchh :(|
|95553711010619393|,|Sports News - Football: Uruguay Seal Copa America Title - http://bit.ly/9LkeiG|
|92796808518041600|,|"If you were a melody... I used only the good notes."|
|92684412923289600|,|This is for Severus Snape - it's upsetting that people only found out he was a hero after his death. You were the bravest man we ever knew.|
|92622369683812353|,|#Virgos are ruled by logic and common sense.|
|100850428614410241|,|London Fire Brigade says last night was 'busiest in recent history' with 15 times more calls than normal #londonriots http://bbc.in/rh9y4e|
|92071750799601664|,|RT @Leo_Tweets #Leo's have the most powerful sexual appeal of the entire Zodiac|
|92519151947624448|,|if you think that all 'One Direction' boys are hot and gorgeous, you will retweet this ♥|
|102863514640728064|,|RT @barcastuff: Cesc Fabregas has arrived in Barcelona with a private plane. He'll spend the night at a hotel in Barcelona. [catradio sport]|
|93273919007625216|,|Dont let anyone control who you want to be with, if your in love shout it from the rooftops, forget who disagrees.|
|92702663317262337|,|#Pisces take pleasure out of giving pleasure. That is why sex with a #Pisces is so fullfiling.|
|92624967635705856|,|You cannot teach a person anything; you can only help them find it within themselves. –Galileo #TLS|
|92255387310505985|,|#Lady-Lions you ARE the total package. You have style, intelligence, glamor, charm and an amazing belief in yourself.|
|93477724529766400|,|The most painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let the person know how you feel. #ihatequotes|
|93754332935237632|,|#Guys she wanna fall in love with u but she's afraid of getting hurt, afraid of lies, and afraid she'll end up with only tears in her eyes.|
|92577654489886720|,|A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives. -Jackie Robinson|
|92245339104481281|,|[Trans]mjjeje to gentlechan  if there are 100000 ppl changed their DP to Jeju island, will there be at least (cont) http://tl.gd/bp3lf9|
|93230328398876672|,|Some people are real. Some people are good. Some other people are fake and some people are real good at being fake|
|91727708832272386|,|RT @GirlDictionary WARNING: Unhealthy relationships may cause headaches, stress and a waste of your time. CURE: be single.|
|94404324922363904|,|RT @AJELive: Twitter user @chaglen shares this image from the scene of the bomb blast in #Oslo, Norway http://twitpic.com/5tzsmx|
|92974406980210688|,|How Tumblr managed to climb into the top tier of social networking services http://tgam.ca/Cg1M via @GlobeandMail|
|93978341606043648|,|Atlantis will go NE across the west coast of Florida near Naples & trigger dual sonic booms as it slows to subsonic speeds at 5:52a ET.|
|92707215479279616|,|i still love these moments when america comes together as one, and you can feel the red, white and blue running through your veins.|
|100868492621914112|,|From shame to pride. Hundreds in Clapham, brooms and brushes applaud the police as they drive through  http://lockerz.com/s/128001575|
|93321511091445760|,|I just want to spend every possible minute of the rest of my life with you. -Peeta Mellark #CatchingFire|
|92789660874584064|,|#Cyberbully is a prime example that when you're at your lowest you find out who your true friends are.|
|93438850633973761|,|Talking diet and exercise with teenage patients  http://bit.ly/gsh4ii|
|93367430038032384|,|How to study for the GMAT http://dld.bz/gTNk|
|92661339947929600|,|I'm so official all I need is a whistle|
|93511012740890624|,|I text people to say that I'm outside their house instead of knocking. #funnyfacts|
|92662421004632064|,|Most people edit their memories add lies so they don't have to face the truth.|
|101629780654436352|,|The Club have now been given permission to discuss personal terms with Jose Enrique, who will travel to Liverpool to undergo a medical.|
|93358372023304193|,|Seriously can't wait for the new season to start now...full stadiums, the atmosphere, cup games,the defence of our title #relentless #oooff!|
|101329150966640641|,|Darlington Police Chief Jay Cox has passed away.  We are still gathering more info and will have a post on scnow.com ASAP.|
|92416753296080896|,|@thicke_chic Lol uhm yeah I need to update you on that!|
|94810268923736064|,|Can't believe amy whinehouse is found dead in london, drug addiction is so awful|
|93590697944432640|,|En route to Liverpool Uni to pick up the degree I was denied 40 years ago:sacked for leading a protest against investments in apartheid SA|
|92272736981876736|,|It called love when you put big smile on your face when s/he text or just greet you|
|93417723933097984|,|When shopping for mangos, look for firm, well-shaped fruit with shiny, taut skin that is free of cuts and blemishes http://t.co/aIkJe9C|
|96544175847260160|,|Twin Blasts Leave 12 Dead in Iraqi City http://nyti.ms/pmCNxU|
|93770706759843840|,|LSU to brew and sell their own beer next football season!?  Pay attention T.O.|
|102580796497461248|,|Heard about the stage collapsing at the Indiana State Fair where SugarLand was set to perform...killing&injuring ppl :(  #Prayers ♥|
|91991421518757888|,|Alabama CF Taylor Dugas has decided to end negotiations with the Cubs and will return to Alabama for his senior season. #bamabaseball|
|93402528036827137|,|OU gets 9 spots on the preseason All-Big 12 team with R Broyles getting 2.  No other team had more than 4.|
|91881476836179968|,|When u got ya own whip u aint on nobody times but yours no rushn to get ready or being dropped off nun of that bullshit hahaha|
|101080446888181760|,|BofA to sell part of its mortgage portfolio to Fannie Mae - wsj http://on.wsj.com/rgTKoL|
|99997752259383296|,|RT @darrenrovell: Congratulations to Richard Dent, who becomes the 1st Hall of Famer in any sport to name every single person who helped him|
|96836366918352896|,|Jiuquan : China readies space station for launch - CBS News http://uxp.in/39300209|
|92273220006330368|,|we do this shit for real these niggas rappin over beats.|
|92434701293338625|,|b*tch, not even nationwide is on your side.|
|93064067308199937|,|I just want everybody to be friends|
|91770830492676096|,|Today's Full Moon brightens your 7th House of Relationships, s... More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/?sign=4|
|93194627024302080|,|The only reason why your girlfriend likes your dick , is because her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.|
|92619622657953792|,|RT to be harrys Bestfriend [must be following]|
|93484749330464768|,|in order for you to insult me i must first value your opinion|
|93317692710338560|,|Bloody stupid questions to Rupert about micro detail when N.O.W represents 1% of his empire. Waste of time trying humiliate the old man.|
|101108656782839809|,|US moving toward issuing explicit call for Assad to step down, sources tells CNN: http://t.co/VvJ5izn #Syria|
|93600453673222144|,|I’m not a perfect person, I make a lot of mistakes... but still, I love those people who stay with me after knowing how I really am|
|91840785057710080|,|Crowd estimate for #ChrisBrownTODAY is now at 18,000.|
|93772654351351808|,|@alexashero Poo reply that Alexa I'm afraid I'll have to cut this pointless convo short, your comments are as boring as your face!|
|93468399530811392|,|I wish I was a little taller .. I can't even reach the top shelf in the pantry . & that's where my froot loops are :/|
|93535374181269504|,|Damien Wright to be New Zealand's bowling coach: The Australian fast bowler Damien Wright is expected to become N... http://es.pn/nj2EYN|
|91661995853619200|,|I've never known holding on to the past to be any help in the future.|
|92796996867469313|,|Don't tellme your different cause that's what they all say which makes you the same! ,show me your different ; )|
|94456468476137472|,|RT @ketilbstensrud: Norwegian SWAT team has allegedly captured the gunman ALIVE at Utøya.|
|93483394570272768|,|#ZodiacFacts #Leos,are determined that their lives  have not only meaning, but significant meaning.|
|93081504330162178|,|The resulting bitcoin is broadcast in a message, the transaction, on the peer-to-peer network   http://t.co/euZxRje|
|92781139730759680|,|#Pisces can also be untrustworthy and need to know people well before letting them deep inside|
|91649443111256064|,|Above the law, but under the influence.|
|97819281215074304|,|#NFL WR @plaxico agrees to 1-year/$3,017,000 deal with the #Jets: http://t.co/tUvGBoN|
|92451456329846784|,|I was chasing our future, but i guess he was too busy chasing his past... or should I say her cat?|
|93079160020410368|,|We laughed with Fred Weasley, now we crying for him.. He'll never leave us. He's in here.. in our hearts...|
|96542543348637697|,|Sprint and LightSquared confirm agreement, 15 years worth of LTE network sharing and more http://dlvr.it/cvZQc|
|100914329276256257|,|Met Police deputy assistant commissioner says force has considered using plastic bullets as a tactic to quell #londonriots bbc.co.uk/ukriots|
|91966280847990785|,|I need 3 more followers to have a 1,000|
|91833089919168512|,|Depressed? put your headphones in, music is the cure.|
|90974202240315393|,|cheating in a relationship #icantdothat|
|72058654651711488|,|Twitter/Facebook is the leading cause to cell phone battery deaths.|
|91840736932278273|,|La Manga Spain’ s Weather: Located in Murcia on the coast of the Costa Calida, La Manga has that mild winter wea... http://bit.ly/orhCrx|
|94484528395071488|,|RT @Crowdsourcing: There's now a reporter on the scene at #Utoya, tweeting in English: @rtege #oslo|
|91592525432889344|,|Don't lie to me. Its easier to just tell me the truth, I'll find it out anyway #DamnTeenQuote|
|93081655329304577|,|45 BTC to Bob, a public record is created that allows anyone to see that 123   http://t.co/fy0n3je|
|99641382926434304|,|Sad that out-of-control spending, lack of leadership in DC means @BarackObama presiding over 1st US credit downgrade http://t.co/5S36g11|
|93762273662873600|,|When someone walks in your life & could make you a better person and forget about your past, never let go of them.|
|97025714552971264|,|Finn back with a bang: Steven Finn took three wickets for Middlesex on day one of their match against Derbyshire. http://bit.ly/pHG0Ki|
|93772300826050561|,|Florida teen kills parents with hammer, then parties. Well of course he did! They let killers go loose down there! #CaseyCuntAnthony|
|93787476992335872|,|When you send me #FF recommendations, please ensure they are age-appropriate for the cumfuckshitpussycocklicksuck bullshit I tweet|
|93516631149527040|,|RT if you are polite and kind.|
|102715817497604096|,|Big tailbacks on A3 and A3 approaches to M25 and in other direction to Wimbledon. Due to flamin Olympic bikes. Keep sport in a stadium .|
|92030426188759040|,|Thanks Harry Potter for giving me such a wonderful childhood, the best ten years moments of my life. I grew up with you.|
|92975510937800704|,|One female and one male follower will be selected at random to win a £350 Kurt Geiger voucher each when we hit 40,000 on Twitter. Good luck!|
|92722094420402176|,|niggas quick to talk about how they aint cuffing no females or how they dont love them yet actions show otherwise|
|93472224740257792|,|(!!!) RT @ZodiacFacts: #ZodiacFacts #Sagittarius,are threatened by inhibitions on the part of their lover, dullness, and emotional overkill.|
|94490934150053888|,|Let me reiterate, Norwegian authorities do not have the full picture yet. Most reports are based on eye-witnesses. Most dramatic day in #NOR|
|93165323322277888|,|And when he needs plumbing work or the kitchen's hood needs to be cleaned, he plans on using barter for that  http://t.co/9cIizwd|
|93772486549848064|,|@ddlovato bookends the Hot 100's top 10 with her highest career debut, as Skyscraper bounds in at #10.|
|91679381780561920|,|Tips for using the Power Swimmer: don't remove any flotation until your child is comfortable kicking with their face in the water.#swimsteps|
|92645734624669696|,|#Aries do have weaknesses but it never stops them.|
|92250208343310336|,|If he gives too much of an explanation, it's a lie.|
|92929314009522176|,|1/2 day then meeting up with Ryan for lunch during his stop in Philly (crazy kid is driving from LI to Texas)!!|
|92971929123815424|,|When you said you will be there for me, guess you meant only when times are good. http://fb.me/SEeuGG7r|
|98980998422859776|,|SSI And Dr. Mauricio Lynn To Educate And Engage First Responders For Mass Casualty Incidents In Las Vegas http://dlvr.it/dmPj3|
|91723689254600704|,|I don't necessarily wanna be the person you wanna be with right now. I just wanna be the person you wanna be with forever.|
|101775291927625728|,|Manchester United are no longer interested in signing Wesley Sneijder http://t.co/KH6lDdG via @guardian #mufc|
|91771056985088000|,|I be doin me, dgaf bout what you doin|
|93538545079291904|,|irl my voice cracks all the time i sound like pubescent boy|
|92051434819952641|,|I just hate how people who use smart phones can't be as smart as their phones|
|97240098038489089|,|http://ur1.ca/3tceg Obama called his agreement with 13 major automakers to hike the standard to 54.5 miles per gallon the 'single mo... *|
|93470593449607170|,|#ZodiacFacts Pleasing a #Scorpio involves demonstrating your complete commitment and loyalty to them.|
|93518102024814592|,|RT @HeartCapricorn #Capricorn is normally calm but can be hard to control or contain when pushed to far.|
|93889700561039360|,|Berkeley To Ease Sidewalk Seating Rules http://dlvr.it/byqMQ|
|91713238491873280|,|RT @youlovejenny what female wants a guy in her life that she cant physically hang out with #DEAD|
|93011237734055936|,|Ok, just about 2 go 4 a game of tennis in the pouring rain with @MaxTheWanted .... Wimbledon isn't being called off this time!!!|
|92579651679039488|,|RT @Gvanderwiel: Summer in the Netherlands... smh!|
|93744774078660608|,|It's so fuckin hot I walked outside and started sweating instantly lol|
|94194936869683200|,|RT @SBJLizMullen: Breaking--NFLPA's De Smith says Players did not agree to terms passed by NFL owners, in letter Smith just sent to Players|
|92784498189680641|,|Quer brincar com as pessoas? Joga The Sims.|
|92436953068343296|,|what a great day!!! so good to see friends & famil #lifeisgood|
|91884825576878080|,|You're not gonna like everything that happens, but sooner or later your gonna have to accept things for the way they are. #ihatequotes|
|91761631872303104|,|It takes a wise fellow to plan for the future when others are thinking only of today. At such a time, the yield is usually above the normal…|
|92041262428979200|,|I use to have the biggest crush on #oomf back in the day! ;)|
|93324245479866369|,|These are the people that makes the impossible possible. There is something good in everyone of them.FOLLOW>>> @RealYoungBalla @yoTrakkz|
|93502515991166976|,|Dwayne Wade Filed Texas Lawsuit Against Twitter and 50 Unnamed Hackers!!: Miami Heat Dwayne Wade has filed a law... http://bit.ly/oXbEiT|
|92643732645613568|,|A girl's heart is a fragile thing. Break it once, and it's never the same.|
|100887955517882368|,|@LesleySaxby I just saw news saying hed been attacked in new york by thugs and hes in hospital :(|
|99885981905321985|,|#BreakingNews:  More than 20 #NavySEALs from unit that killed Usama bin Laden lost their lives in #Afghanistan helicopter attack|
|92574480072839168|,|Seoul shares end flat; SK Tel tumbles on Hynix interest|
|91991844556259328|,|If you don't listen to the band, don't rock the shirt.|
|92446791315890176|,|GOD doesn't make mistakes, so trust that when someone ends up in your past, they're there for a reason.|
|93725261312438272|,|God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble. -Psalms 46:1|
|93765289124175872|,|havent listened to TMB in ages, or sang their songs to annoy people..|
|92027364279721985|,|RT If you only check your voicemail to get rid of the little icon on the screen! (like me)|
|103225732452454400|,|Nicklas Bendtner could play for #Arsenal on Tuesday night  against Udinese even though he may still leave the Club http://t.co/b1tdCSo|
|100000025580548097|,|Is Intel About to Get Hit by a BRIC? - BRIC countries have supported Intel's growth; will that continue? http://ow.ly/1e8bpH|
|93221543022305280|,|guys lets pray for every one that has cancer lot of ppl hav bin geting sick this is not good guys lets pray for each n every one of em|
|93528331932282880|,|� Its surprising the impact Chin Liposuction can have Shopping Beauty Fashion  > http://ping.fm/zqEf7|
|92725614037057536|,|#LeoTruth One of the hardest decisions you will ever have to make, is whether to stay and try harder, or take your memories and walk away.|
|92045133754793984|,|http://bit.ly/lqphej Sony's Android Honeycomb Tablet Luanch Scheme Is A Little Odd: Sony held a little press jun... http://bit.ly/nqT1jW|
|91966754795958272|,|Bid for tweets at our online auction to direct internet traffic where ever it will be beneficial to you. http://t.co/NXfdkfN|
|91939215193026560|,|Kids might be little and cute, but that doesn't change the fact that I think they're all big assholes.|
|91850107737227265|,|Jesus healed 10 lepers, only one returned to say thank you and give God glory. Only one. So only expect 10% of the ppl u help 2 be thankful|
|92736910778306561|,|real plans don't fail. hustles and scams fail all the time. real plans don't.|
|93353345548427265|,|It is such a contrast to the castle, @ModestMakenna. That is why I often left the castle. Sometimes it can be quite oppressive. [moving on -|
|93057345151696896|,|Sometimes the urge to tweet like nonhle is too strong...|
|93353416851595264|,|Team Wins Imagine Cup 2011 in Software Design For Traffic Solution Built on Windows Azure http://j.mp/pnWVBi #Imagine_Cup|
|99200989688643584|,|RT @BreakingNews: Tropical storm Emily is weakening; threat of heavy rains over Florida remains - NBC Miami http://bit.ly/q4WjuO|
|92681936144838657|,|You will always have a true friend, and if you are lucky enough to become #Aquarius best friend, then you are the love of their life|
|91748189639680001|,|@MLD_PSYCHIATRY I was talkin bout for later on in the morning|
|97748876177575937|,|Apple has more cash than US government and has decided to implement a state and federal income iTax.|
|92282588458258432|,|'Years of love have been forgot, in the hatred of a minute.' -E.A. Poe|
|93595792597716992|,|That awkward moment when your friends start talking to your other friends and you become a third wheel.. #SQ|
|92542016197623808|,|ATENTION. Stop with all the drama for atleast 1 second please. It makes Justin sad. Tweet #BeliebersLoveJustin and make him smile?|
|92740510820745217|,|#Scorpios,can be seen as a crisis magnet. This is normal for them as they evolve through the crisis and must have it in their lives.|
|93490895189585921|,|#ZodiacFacts #Virgos,will generally be open to experimentation, if only to feed their curiosity and to feel savvy.|
|101808467257470976|,|1st #Patriots TD of the 2011 preseason is a 1-yd TD run by rookie RB Stevan Ridley. 7-6 Patriots over Jaguars in the 1st Q.|
|98053644682936321|,|The deal contains very few cuts to FY2012 spending. The story that it will kill the recovery is oversold. Problems in 2013/14 perhaps.|
|91756712448630785|,|I sware, the first person to ruin Harry Potter for me will get drop kicked in the mouth.|
|93335385572257792|,|Lil Wayne says there will be no _____________ on this tour!!  http://bit.ly/rdL1x9|
|93731900170059777|,|Stupid heart, why do you always have to choose the jerks?|
|93328514056597504|,|Rupert #Murdoch, asked who was responsible for #NOTW phone #hacking? 'The people I trusted & maybe the people they trusted'|
|102599542574284800|,|Indiana State Police confirm at news briefing 4 deaths from stage rigging collapse at state fair  http://t.co/hY9urQb|
|92752363626049536|,|Of all the places I've been, on the cusp is still my favorite.|
|92774665717690369|,|#Libras will always compliment your style and swag.|
|102413446699692032|,|Michael Vick 2-4 in playoffs, averaging 99 yds passing in 2 wins. This is a HUGE year for him. Dream Team goes as far as he carries it.|
|93041278475972608|,|RIP Sean Hoare. He was the first to break cover on phone hacking, & that must have taken immense courage.|
|92468171814092800|,|I have learned to expect so little from people that way I'm never disappointed because so far every person has let me down.|
|91904202460241920|,|Wait, Duke sold over 300k and Shadows of the Damned sold under 30k? Fuck you, everyone who caused that. You are the worst.|
|94811243692568577|,|Amy Winehouse is the latest tragic member of the '27 club' http://bit.ly/XI8in /via @slarkpope|
|99206452488572928|,|Dow plummets 500 points in final minutes of trading, setting up what could be worst day for markets since the 2008 financial crisis.|
|93621189565624320|,|The farther away the remote is, the more you like what's already on TV. #funnyfacts|
|91561606898663424|,|Looking at your text book and thinking, 'What a waste of trees...'|
|99147499725529088|,|Heat spell extends another day in southern U.S.: A spell of suffocating heat continued to grip much of the South... http://bit.ly/q3q0t0|
|93344390839410689|,|Hope you re not planning anything for at least another hour or so - this is running very late, and Rebekah Brooks still to come|
|99670130161745920|,|S&P has downgraded the U.S. credit rating. @AP explains what that means and why it happened: http://t.co/xp2QwcC|
|92631738160910336|,|#Leo is a strong and loyal lover, who is prepared to go as far as the road takes them.|
|102114688799752192|,|Gang-fighting judge gunned down: A Brazilian judge, Patricia Acioli, renowned for her work against organised cri... http://t.co/NNqqcRP|
|93724784755617792|,|Heat wave spreads east, death toll at least 13 http://bit.ly/qUMKsk|
|92335752884662273|,|their have been reported suicides due to the end of Harry Potter o.0|
|93033874732486656|,|People with eggs as their icons are the most creepiest.|
|94899638661951488|,|Survivors In Norway Describe Scenes Of Terror http://dlvr.it/cKSps [WEB]|
|93158121018630145|,|It's funny how when you're not looking for THAT someone, they just happen to be in the wrong place at the right time.|
|91814689134219264|,|Britains biggest selling daily paper determined to stick with the now discredited theory that the Earth revolves around the Sun.|
|92222523479048192|,|WOW! Talking to a smart young qualified accountant. Who's still not in it for the money...I love these people. Boy is he shedding light!|
|92730994171445248|,|Joy and sorrow are the light and shade of life; without light and shade no picture is clear. #InayatKhan|
|91935825989873664|,|TIP: Here are 2000 questions you must ask your partner! Know everything about them and make your dates fun! http://t.co/3k5jsQI|
|99357694883930112|,|Philippine Dragon Boat Team has bagged its first gold medal at the International Dragon Boat World Championships!|
|93517972018171905|,|@iAMBStaxx okay its a house party in glenarden.. there's free drinks and the bait suppose to be there lol|
|101224656564006913|,|Bank of England downgrades GDP growth for 2011 to 1.4%|
|92121549779378178|,|Benefit Will Raise Umbrella Over Ella http://dlvr.it/bN0rZ|
|93772724937297921|,|Do I look like someone who'd spend the afternoon making meth out of decongestant tablets?|
|91974241561489408|,|More books: The book of the dead, Revolutionary Suicide and Modern Microprocessors. #AskNas|
|92047579042418688|,|There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you|
|96427426464284673|,|#stocks UBS sets up China asset management unit for PE business: SHANGHAI, July 28 (Reuters) - Swish bank UBS sa... http://bit.ly/ovb2vE|
|101739359849562112|,|#BreakingNews: Top aide to #RickPerry tells @FoxNews exclusively the #Texas governor will enter GOP presidential race @GovernorPerry|
|93284095542566912|,|Activism is like playing a football game and you have the ball. Some in the crowd will cheer u, others will jeer u. Your job is to score.|
|102923598414622720|,|News1130's @Jesse_Johnston reports Jonathan Bacon has died in today's mass shooting in #Kelowna.|
|91996014264844289|,|It's the way our ancestors conducted their daily business and how they survived http://t.co/uK44HxS|
|91484643198640128|,|Saying you "understand", just to make the teacher go away when really you have no idea.|
|100732225204654080|,|Yacht destroyed after hitting OIL TANKER during race throwing two crewmen ...: By Martin Robinson This is the mo... http://bit.ly/nXAdlO|
|96772240854630400|,|Breaking: House Rules Comt will hold emergency meeting at 11pm. They're going to tweak the bill in order to get 216 votes tomorrow. #GOP|
|92779669904035840|,|Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships|
|99136380634017792|,|Chinese City Bans Dogs: Owners Must Turn Pets In By Next Week: Furry friends have got to go in one Chinese city. Beginning on August ...|
|93348722016141312|,|That awkward moment when you talk to yourself and start smiling like an idiot because you're just that hilarious. #GQz|
|93259318836723712|,|I ate way too much these past couple of days.I guess i'll just blame it on the holiday season. *holidayweight*|
|93726336643895297|,|Just ordered pepperonis.. It will cut it for now|
|95026054955155456|,|Sportsday Live - breaking news as it happens: Chelsea to test Tottenham's resolve to keep Luka Modric, Arsenal t... http://bbc.in/nruvdT|
|92441969653055488|,|If pussy was password-protected, we would dramatically decrease the amount of cheating in relationships. Just a thought.|
|100342613860818944|,|More terrible scenes in London -  what the hell is going on? And where are all the top politicians as Britain's Capital city burns?|
|98483906319368192|,|20-Million Year-Old Ape Skull Found in Uganda: Ugandan and French scientists have discovered a fossil of a skull... http://bit.ly/oPwsmg|
|102016512692453376|,|EQT Corp: Sector Snap: Oil & Gas Exploration and Production: [AP] - Natural-gas prices have nowhere to go but u... http://yhoo.it/p0dDdF|
|101992331275796480|,|Reports that Fabregas deal finally agreed with Barcelona. Waiting for #arsenal to comment. @SkySportsNews for latest news as we get it.|
|99121683209785344|,|Update: Person with gun reported at Deitrick; emergency responders on scene http://ar.gy/W8j|
|93071731606040577|,|Why in hades did I just walk what felt like a mile to and from the mall in 100 degree weather?? *pants*|
|93437228554010624|,|a #Leo will charm and caress you, make passionate love with you,  give you the Sun, the Moon and the Stars, and all you have to do is notice|
|93032242238062592|,|@Charnixxx I was getting worried for a second there...if yo shit aint workin they might as well shut the whole twitter down|
|91671438045614081|,|What to Bring to Paris|
|91924543337275392|,|PNJ: Commission votes to renegotiate lease with Ice Flyers - http://bit.ly/pDpKkN|
|93404134618841088|,|Do you ever wonder who is your dentist's dentist or your hairdresser's hairdresser? I do, constantly|
|92829473745014784|,|Whats the point of school? These kids nowa days use Google & Youtube to teach them  -__-|
|92663918589259776|,|Met police commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson has resigned - updates to follow on @guardian's #phonehacking live blog http://bit.ly/r7KiIG|
|92251280705204224|,|Want to turn a ho into a housewife? That only works in Scrabble|
|93426729107988481|,|Nigga got on a long sleeve shirt and a big ass pull over....|
|93691985273176064|,|There are approximately 400 commercial and corporate barter companies serving all parts of the world  http://t.co/48n2yAv|
|92961564470149120|,|Imagine the farms went mad and the animals flipped and started eating us instead lol|
|91915890144186368|,|I'm a be in Miami for sec to hit da radio! I fux wit it down here|
|91878179475685376|,|@Sewindiva @lizzard86 Yeah that's not what Im worried about, its the $200 in gas and $300 in beer that I can't afford!!!|
|92057053954191361|,|''I have the best fans. I do not want to compare, but my fans are like, the best. They support me a lot, are unique.''- Justin Bieber|
|93319713035272192|,|Tom Watson is giving a masterclass in the art of interrogation: short questions, asked calmly and politely. No speeches|
|94817261117898753|,|RIP #amywinehouse - We are praying for your family. This is sooo sad.|
|91652237725663232|,|RT if you think all of Twitter should move to an island and live happily ever after.|
|93735052386631680|,|The Moroccan Anomaly http://t.co/QFrHsg3 The change we wanted to believe in and never came #Morocco #Feb20 #ArabSpring v @AddThis|
|92508560365334528|,|I photocopied a picture of Madonna. Then copied the copy. Then copied the copy. Then copied the copy. And then I had a picture of Lady Gaga.|
|93779352625483776|,|Germany has paid $61.8 Billion to Jewish victims, to this day the U.S. has not paid $1 to African Americans for 400 years of brutal slavery.|
|91893526438227968|,|RT @GirlDictionary: Look in God's direction when in search of the right thing to do. He always has the right answers.|
|96217501540683776|,|Norway on edge after massacre: Norway's Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg invited foreign journalists to a meeting... http://bit.ly/qABvCv|
|93348359221420032|,|This is a film. We are all officially in a film. #hackgate|
|93779961743278080|,|If u love two ppl at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn't have fallen for the second|
|92781674336755712|,|#ZodiacFacts #Virgo Love Matches are with these Zodiac Signs : Taurus, Capricorn, Cancer and Scorpio.|
|93499783599235072|,|The GOP has also confused their arrogance for patriotism.|
|92070960852762625|,|I never thought I'd risk the chance of getting hurt again, but for some reason when I'm with you, it all seems worth it.|
|92146870817787904|,|RT @TeensInLove: I'd really love to see you tomorrow night, and the night after that, and the night after that, and the night after that.|
|96657103237816320|,|#NHL news #Canucks Jannik Hansen settles his case and agrees to a new 3 year deal.|
|92788842293235712|,|I never ask for a perfect relationship.All I want is a simple one. & a person who will stay with me until the end of my journey♡ #TeenThings|
|102306127076786176|,|Robbie Keane strongly linked with @LAGalaxy. Had they been around before 1995, he would have supported them as a boy|
|93144511164854272|,|I need to freaking sleep... no wonder why i was tweeting myself? Im over-tired.|
|92145076297404416|,|#TheChew No matter how often you show the promo, I'm still not ever going to watch that show. The promo makes me want to puke.|
|92786465272119296|,|The Disney show nearly got rained off yesterday... What the actual fuck, I thought Disney controlled the weather?!|
|93536714613723136|,|You have to watch out for your own butts people.|
|92804084377194496|,|Love is when you smile for no reason when they're here and when you're only you when you're with them. #LDM|
|100625708447043585|,|Now: President Obama speaks about S&P's downgrade of U.S. debt. Watch live on http://wsj.com The Dow is down 391 points, or 3.4%.|
|93672807057203201|,|De Smith just arrived at NFPA building. He has been on phone with Goodell late past midnight and early this a.m.|
|93355308495273984|,|Although the statements appear too good to be true,  http://t.co/ngMpzz2|
|93059420296183808|,|27 years in jail, 5 years as President of #SouthAfrica, 93 years to prove there is no black and white. Happy Birthday Nelson Mandela!|
|93629100102660096|,|RT @disneywords: Gitchee, Gitchee, Goo means that I love you! –Phineas and Ferb #disneywords|
|92342778356445184|,|it be fun , i jus dnt like doin the work '|
|91936035734421506|,|TIP: For speed dating questions we recommend the book'Tell Me Honey http://t.co/Z10VseU|
|98833944732106752|,|George Eads tells me while playing golf with Billy Petersen he told him he has agreed to come back this season to help with Marg's #CSI exit|
|93193198670856192|,|RT @AllAboutAries: Fiercely independent, Aries usually take the side of the underdog in any controversy.|
|92618948096438273|,|I love ATL but I go there and meet 1 million rappers on tv dats poppin it should b the same for VA! It's our time again #supporteachother|
|93411155669827584|,|Rep. Steve King: No Default Unless Obama Wants to 'Punish America' - ABC News (blog) http://su.pr/2urq1e|
|100659567297445888|,|RT @WSJ Closing bell: the Dow fell 631 points, or 5.5%; the S&P 500 fell 6.6%; the Nasdaq fell 6.9% http://on.wsj.com/p3XrEc|
|94181439586828288|,|Android Market Now Supports Multiple APKs (Which Is More Important Than It Sounds) http://tcrn.ch/nhekhg by @jasonkincaid|
|93611654234906624|,|Yes, there are plenty of fish in the sea... but I guess I just don't have the right bait -_-|
|97676628594929664|,|Sun Yang breaks oldest world record in swimming: The swimming world championships ended with a jolt Sunday when emerging Chinese star...|
|93500540490743809|,|The energy surrounding you is so very thick with romance and love. If you go out on a http://xstrologyscopes.com/gemini|
|92078692389502976|,|It's cool ta be sensitive but I can't fck with no nigguh who's more sensitive then me !|
|93483825652449280|,|Lawyers now will be putting finishing touches on the draft of a deal for the NFLPA's Exec Committee and NFL's CEC to review Wednesday.|
|92296187314581504|,|Thanking God for a healthy housing and family, and food|
|94810610474295297|,|RIP Amy Winehouse a very talented lady who unfortunately followed the wrong path. My thoughts are with all close to her what a tragedy x|
|92892595260370944|,|Hitting every button to stop the last message on your phone from being sent.|
|93415035384250368|,|No point rushing relationships just to jump in n out of dem|
|91537762481737728|,|You know you have met that right  person especially when they have made some bad decisions and you still loved them through it all ♥♥|
|92329163813425152|,|When someone is so sweet to you, don't expect that they will be like that all the time, because even the sweetest chocolate expires.|
|91121526975377408|,|If you eat burgers with a knife and fork I have no time for you|
|91917092294627328|,|Deathly Hallows Part 2 was so amazing, I can't wait for the next Harry P-... Oh wait|
|93020527530221568|,|I cried at the lion king...when mufasa dies that is the worst moment ever :(|
|92100829905035264|,|Yes it's the start of that singular season in Vancouver -- folk music festival time|
|93099856930947072|,|@WWE you fire @JohnCena you will lose millions of viewers, ratings, and money so please don't fire @JohnCena. #SaveCena|
|93589992277942272|,|Strength is nothing more than how well you hide the pain. #LargerThanWords|
|92457712654352384|,|#Scorpios are rarely found in the center of activity but always knows what is going on of concern to them|
|100893609435471872|,|Foster Wheeler Gears up for Second Phase of the Barrancabermeja Refinery Modernization Project http://dlvr.it/fTkZw|
|91688179740061696|,|The average person tells 4 lies a day, and the most common lie is: 'I'm fine.'|
|92376720065306624|,|Complain and remain or praise and be raised.|
|102844692646993921|,|16-year-old boy arrested on suspicion of the murder of 68-year-old Richard Bowes in Ealing during London riots|
|92268098018754560|,|Despite the fact that Harry, Ron and Hermione are close friends to Hagrid, they never called him by his first name|
|93304094902591488|,|For those of us who have laboured under the disadvantage of hating   drinking and dining with potential contacts, this is all great.|
|93007193833607169|,|@Bg4IAM Xbox comes with 7 games and 2 wireless controllers. Biddin starts at $200. #lehhhgo|
|103158383682650112|,|the lack of luck Owen Hargreaves has been experiencing the last couple of years all came back to him today on the golf course... Oh my word!|
|92787340803715072|,|Vote for @MileyCyrus at www.teenchoiceawards.com! Spread the word!|
|92740131957645312|,|#ZodiacFacts #Libras,have a constant urge to merge. They are not good at being alone and may have a steady stream of best friends.|
|100866205610553344|,|UK independent record labels see huge amounts of stock destroyed in London riots blaze http://t.co/zXImUb6|
|92557111468363776|,|Afghan bank: No crisis at second lender: Afghanistan's acting central bank governor says the country's second la... http://bit.ly/r1pM5d|
|91831958878953472|,|You can be confident today that God has already lined up the right people, the right circumstances and the right breaks for you.|
|93598767844032512|,|By now that computer that won at Jeopardy has torn through all its money, blown off its computer pals and forgotten its computer roots.|
|92460868981358592|,|i hate the way  #oomf type!!|
|92095842902745088|,|#Virgo either don't care about their pack rat mentality or don't want to reveal their inner insecurities and self-doubt. #ZodiacZone|
|93360337469964288|,|Pinto beans and ox tails on the airplane<>TOO FUNNY!|
|91875264430223360|,|I know how much @LiveeInDaMoment loves @chrisbrown I promise if he has a meet greet before his concert I will pay for that !!!|
|91653525809004545|,|Yeah I miss you. I miss us. I miss having you to talk to whenever I wanted. But I know I have to move on, because this is pointless.|
|91972995911925761|,|First tweet. This could be a historical moment. Retweet and be a part of something beautiful. #optimistic|
|92121893536141312|,|RT @LearnToBeAlone: The only place where your dream not becomes reality is when it just in your mind.|
|92947593834921984|,|I'm whatever religion will get me out of working today. http://t.co/bfLAbtn|
|91711374664810496|,|#ZodiacFacts  The lesson for you #Capricorn is: Concentrate on your feelings instead of your failings.|
|93755926498127872|,|Remember this:: Gods way is not the easy way but its the best way!|
|91667268928413696|,|The idea of being in a relationship, is way better than actually being in one.|
|92736224434987008|,|These are a few of my kick ass presents: New shoes, a 'wreck this journal', a plant to attract butterflies, an entire mountain and a banjo!|
|92794355353530370|,|Wow amazing!  Thank u so much -Brit RT @loosho I traveled from Brazil to see your show tonight and it was the best night of my live! Love u!|
|93305357857857536|,|The lack of trust is a major relationship killer. #DamnItsTrue|
|93744287891718145|,|#PsychoFact A crush only lasts for a max of 4 months. If the crush exceeds this limit - you are in love. #TLS|
|96650493178290176|,|Raiders draft pick WR Denarius Moore signs his first contract as a pro. http://twitpic.com/5xa0v5|
|98530236588761088|,|FCC hails spectrum alliances with Canada and Mexico, seeks to reduce border conflicts http://engt.co/qYZvXs|
|101389292311556096|,|Slaying of 3 Muslims lays bare divisions: With police nowhere to be seen, the Muslims of Dudley Road armed thems... http://bit.ly/pdFg2O|
|96252784025931776|,|RT @cesdrilon: New storm named kabayan to enter Philippines tomorrow.|
|93363924891738112|,|Can we stop it with the ginger prejudice now? There are enough legitimate reasons to hate a right wing, knee-jerk, barrel-scraping homophobe|
|92980315181686784|,|@onedirection why have we not banged yet? #ask1d|
|92621571637780480|,|That nerd sitting in the corner, trying his hardest, and you laugh at him?! You'll be the one begging him for a job in 20 years.|
|99288973943390209|,|CONFIRMED: Twentieth Century Fox Animation & Blue Sky Studios Announce Ice-Age Casting & Nicki Minaj is on the LINEUP http://t.co/IlQgO34|
|91640162563526656|,|8 Year Old Brooklyn Boy Killed, Dismembered! Video:   An innocent eight year old child got lost while walking ho... http://bit.ly/oVwRhL|
|92478952572076032|,|I just feel like theres no place for being nice in this world, you either get walked all over, or deal with stupid nonsense.|
|97718890427191296|,|Another Custodial Killing In Kashmir   http://bit.ly/qhp4mu #HumanRights|
|93755599896064001|,|By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another. -John 13:35|
|92634762040180736|,|People with eggs, cars, animals, etc. as their twitcons, no one will ever take you serious. - Sincerely, everyone with a twitcon.|
|100259039354687488|,|Channel 4 news reporting that gun found at the scene of Duggan shooting had not been discharged.|
|93246093017620480|,|VIDEO: Atlantis begins journey to Earth: The US space shuttle Atlantis has begun its final journey back to earth. http://bbc.in/r82yOk|
|92712188497768449|,|Bummed for the US women who played a great game, but happy for Japan! Congrats!|
|91691432288595971|,|RT @ZodiacFacts: #ZodiacFacts The emotions of a #Scorpio runs deep, and those emotions are often best expressed artistically.|
|92526627426283520|,|If Geminis become bored within a relationship, they will certainly move on, often with no concept of the devastation they are causing.|
|92018667830775808|,|The CIA - in spite of objections from the DEA, allowed at least one ton of nearly pure cocaine to be shipped into Miami Int. Airport.|
|93031684374667264|,|RT @schleifnet: Times-Picayune, NOLA.com take top honors at New Orleans press club awards: http://bit.ly/qeBWbF|
|99913964850388992|,|Credit ratings agencies say more bad economic news would mean America is stripped of another 'A', so it would just be known as Merica|
|100691054247944192|,|A picture of a woman jumping out a buring building in London, this is how serious this is, #prayforLondon http://twitpic.com/634vor|
|93063838131421184|,|Hating is for the weak, loving is for the strong. It takes more to love someone who did you wrong than it does to hate them.|
|91697485814312961|,|girl drinks as in ones with umbrellas and fruit juice- obviously i cant handle a real man drank.|
|92891285593145344|,|I hate seeing friends in a bad situation and not being able to do anything about it.|
|91681201491943424|,|I love how we're all so happy because Justin is hanging out with Caitlin and Christian. #LOL|
|92143653027446784|,|If you want people to like you, don't hate. If people hate you for no reason, they probably want to be hated back. #thegirlsarmy|
|92308137608093696|,|RT @BestofAries: Kind words and a smile will win over an #Aries.|
|96566158613938178|,|Last hurdle to a trade between Saints and Dolphins was cleared when RB Reggie Bush reached agreement on a new 2-year contract with Miami.|
|92638811993030656|,|Better a little which is well done, than a great deal imperfectly. -Plato|
|98000454033739778|,|http://bit.ly/ocxbEZ Powering up: 'Thar coal will cover Pakistan's energy crisis': By GM Jamali Blast occurred as a result of poor v... *|
|97301192283127808|,|Another horrible race with horrible incident. Captain John Nixon breaks down whilst leading, bringing down Activate, Verdant in the process|
|101304753178415104|,|First rioter in court is a primary school worker. Shocking. We used to get taken to museums.|
|93031500760629248|,|I hate when females yell #teamvirgin and get their mouths set out though -___- #foul|
|93368936996933632|,|#JudgeMe but I am overly excited about tha new twilight movie , so ready for it to kum out !!!! (:|
|93487953350885376|,|@direklauren "All that we are is the result of what we have thought. The mind is everything. What we think we become"- gud am! #JAEVONGEMS|
|93364888281415680|,|@jongaunt agreed, never been so bored in my life. Instruct Police to investigate interrogate and pass to CPS. Let the Law take its course|
|93155043062190080|,|Over the years I've learned that many people are unsure as to what exactly, barter means http://t.co/SXsVHI5|
|97853032653529089|,|Macarthur Coal Rejects Takeover Bid: Macarthur Coal of Australia called a bid from Peabody Energy and ArcelorMi... http://nyti.ms/ro3ZHw|
|91970961699647488|,|RT @AngelaSimmons: Don't be afraid of failure.. You'll step on many rocks while climbing to the top.|
|103170022179999745|,|A source of mine at Libyan airport denies that any planes landed. He says there are no foreign planes & Libyan ones didn't move. #libya|
|93166057296113664|,|A lot of people want their house painted on barter right now because they just don't have the cash  http://t.co/r2TOlcq|
|92624123863379969|,|The Park can attack a woman, yes or no?|
|91845690656960512|,|You can hear my words of wisdom on tonight's Smackdown as I join the commentary team for a fleeting moment.|
|96622402867441664|,|RT @mkraju: Reid says Senate will move on Boehner plan after House vote tonight|
|92005575671554048|,|Cross the line if Demi Lovato is your hero or inspiration.|
|101571060847230976|,|#bristol #news Second Bristol care home to shut after abuse scandal http://ow.ly/60rue|
|100658108661112832|,|#BREAKINGNEWS: Dow closes down more than 600 points after downgrade of US credit rating; S&P and Nasdaq down more than 6 percent|
|91660158622633984|,|"Back in the days when I was younger, hunger"|
|95535998452240384|,|Department of Enviromental Quality is requiring a Boil Alert for all customers with Wagoner County Rural Water... http://fb.me/WmEyDCJS|
|100978916554047488|,|Some pockets of disorder in Wolverhampton, West Bromwich and Birmingham city centre.Police on the ground dealing http://bit.ly/ntSFx3|
|100793214600085504|,|Bartoli, Kuznetsova, Jankovic lose in Toronto: Marion Bartoli was the major casualty in Monday's first-round act... http://bit.ly/qc5vkU|
|91645803923382272|,|#Aquarius  your greatest obstacle is your fear of rejection—you'd rather write down your feelings than express them face to face.|
|96324653890539521|,|NHC: Tropical Storm Don has developed in Gulf of Mexico with maximum sustained winds of 40 mph #tropicalstormdon http://t.co/ULgwZeb|
|90799726458441728|,|Surround yourself with people who makes you laugh and smile so that you can forget the bad and focus solely|
|98038664147374080|,|http://bit.ly/naSEmS Madison County landfill goes solar: The Madison County landfill has been focused on green energy for more than ... *|
|99226394587971585|,|Apple Releases Xcode 4.1.1 Via Mac App Store to Address Installation Alert Issue http://bit.ly/mSGJIX #mac #apple|
|93100579756318720|,|#Pisces ♥ to tease but i promise it will be #WorthTheWait! ;)|
|92767048970670080|,|ithink ha best friend did that fake page -____-|
|92321082564030464|,|Any n*gga that has to count his 1's in a strip club is broke!|
|93691733627502593|,|HP Movie Store arrives on the TouchPad, cup-holder accessory to follow?:    HP had us slightly worried at the c... http://engt.co/ptc0tN|
|92534023712284672|,|What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.|
|93440864361263105|,|Just watched the last of the Harry Potter films   for people who don't like spoilers, Bruce Willis is a ghost|
|100998100411363329|,|Youths attacking jewellers in Manchester now, close to St Anne's Sq http://t.co/Q4j76MG|
|100690934215344129|,|Astonishing pic of woman jumping out of burning building in Croydon on Mirror.co.uk (via @samesizedfeet) http://t.co/miuCScI #londonriots”|
|92542317491273729|,|People will choose unhappiness over uncertainty. ~ Tim Ferriss|
|92886706721787904|,|That awkward moment when you have 100 tabs open and you cant figure out which one the music is coming from|
|93339563002572801|,|#Scorpio are very distinct human quality – fierceness of intent and sense of purpose. #ZodiacZone|
|91932909686095873|,|The ability to "logically" justify anything is a pro & con of a being a #Pisces.|
|92776582619463680|,|HOLY EFFBALLS. Video of the Ottawa Bluesfest stage blowing down (turn down yr volume) http://youtu.be/dfqpXNfywT4|
|99538840863252480|,|NATO bombed a hospital in the city of Zliten. http://is.gd/q3lb5d|
|93198355865407488|,|1. Go on Google translator 2. Hit Italian to English 3. Type in 'male' 4. Look at translations 5. Laugh and RT.|
|93465811007700992|,|Karma is when... you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it. #insane|
|93530586794295297|,|If you were happy with the wrong one, just think how happy you will be when the right one comes. :) #dailyteen|
|100381866602921985|,|Las Vegas man accused of mass spamming on Facebook http://t.co/Fr0UnjH|
|92375891908374529|,|Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. ~|
|92063334962180096|,|The way you treat people is a direct reflection of how you feel about yourself.|
|93485034715086848|,|Why stay with someone who is treating you like an option when there is someone WAITING to treat you like a priority?|
|91207424366751744|,|Smiley faces make the conversation 10000x better :) RT if you use them!|
|102865437901070336|,|Light explodes over Pep Guardiola's head in Bernabeu press room. Will Mourinho stop at nothing?! Heh heh|
|93739783553159168|,|Slive wants to increase minimum GPA for incoming players from 2.0 to 2.5 for the NAACP...uh oh lol|
|94558606829166595|,|Android account passwords are stored on disk in plain text http://j.mp/ckgOzI|
|92981864431763456|,|I wish I could spend my days with D.|
|100644104689557505|,|How many UK cities have to go up in flames before the Prime Minister & Deputy Prime Minister get off their sunbeds and come home?|
|92285034454720514|,|Think of your room as a prison. Make the best of it and be proud of it. Think of your room as a castle. Invite people and share the joy.|
|92488733563158528|,|Just keep in mind: there are still billions of people left in the world that could make you even happier.|
|93538364686483456|,|#RT If you remember the ICONic Boyz whenever you hear a song they've danced to before <3|
|92403935486279680|,|Don't ever get comfortable in a relationship cause there's someone always waiting to take your place|
|92969134756859906|,|Philip Morris Threatens Australia Over Brand-Less Packaging Plan http://dlvr.it/bdKPR|
|101130456686276608|,|2 brothers have died in Birmingham by being run over. Shocking #prayforthem  4.17am now. Calling it a night. #prayfortheUK #riots|
|100685777289224192|,|East dulwich residents locked a looter in Londis. Power to the people, dont let the bastards grind us down|
|101402521523851266|,|@ChrisBryantMP - The Sunday Times on the ropes as they are hit with new BBC Panorama investigation - http://t.co/WhhLTzH|
|93058200785518592|,|Hot fact: Today was the 3rd consecutive day of 90 degrees or more. This makes it an official heat wave. It's the 1st one, this year.|
|92396243615096832|,|RT if you know the Time Warp.|
|92331193672015872|,|are you homy?  #retweet if you read that wrong. [:|
|91132942323159040|,|Silence is the girls loudest cry, smile is the girls biggest lie and pretending is the girls daily action #THD|
|96191043862663169|,|Liverpool have given the highly-rated youngster from Mexico, Marco Bueno a pre-contract deal which leads him a bright future at Liverpool|
|92087283951484928|,|Surround yourself with good people. It's one of the best things you can do for yourself.|
|98068716322951169|,|U.S. Senate passed resolution on Friday condemning Russian 'occupation' of Georgia http://bit.ly/pyG0D4 | Good to see they weren't too busy|
|93371477537210368|,|@alaughfor140 in all fairness though #CNN hasn't made mention that @piersmorgan was editor of a #Murdoch paper when some of this happened|
|91645735719796736|,|#Sagittarius will travel for the sake of seeing something new.|
|92654691976085504|,|Ngl, I'd kill to be at radio one right now.|
|92013993425776641|,|#Aquarians are really good and the best at giving advices. The worst thing is they can't advice themselves|
|93405248063934464|,|The best situation still has it's downside you can't get more with out giving something up no matter how big or small it might be|
|96817005998510080|,|Budget Travel | SIA Banks On Premium Service In Budget-travel Era http://bit.ly/o4iXrk|
|91795682528202752|,|About to go to bed. The person you like texts you.  NOT going to bed anymore. :]|
|91696947810942976|,|If it wasn't for all the damn bugs,i would lay outside on my car & chill,.it feels so good|
|93526419346432001|,|RT @ihatequotes Love is like wet cement, the longer you stay it becomes harder to get out and leaves footprints behind. #ihatequotes|
|92683762680344576|,|#Reds win 3-1, Cordero retires Pujols, Holliday and Berkman in order|
|93102526206984192|,|RT @AllAboutPisces: #Pisces will do what ever it take to please their partner because ultimately that pleases them ;)|
|96258902395584512|,|Manchester City announce Sergio Aguero 'will arrive at the Etihad Stadium in five minutes'. A done deal is surely within touching distance.|
|91708834451685376|,|RT @Kevineffinskaff: If EVERY country is in this financial debt why don't we all just say #fuckit and start over|
|93487168911187970|,|Sometimes I wish real world conversations had a 140 character limit.|
|95489083136155649|,|Judge says gunman Breivik has explained he worked with 'two more cells in organisation' - judge gave no further details #oslexpl|
|91990429922365440|,|Sometimes we're too afraid of what people say about us. In fact, most of them just say and don't mean it. #ihatequotes|
|91887708938579968|,|Dear Obama, no one under the age of 40 has any expectation of ever seeing a dime of social security. Love, GenX & GenY|
|91909117450526720|,|Take a #Pisces for a swim in the middle of the night and you will be blown away with their passion.|
|93056605603627010|,|Don't wish on 11:11, wish on 11:12, that way you're wish can be heard alone. #iTQ|
|93681637950365696|,|Bringing PCs Into Tablet Era: Apple's new Lion operating system is a giant step in the merger of the persona... http://on.wsj.com/nD6O4L|
|103207879510724608|,|Oh dear. Kun Aguero has scored more for his new club in half an hour than Fernando Torres has in seven and a half months. Just saying.|
|91673703041089538|,|#Aries is not going to sit back and let you take charge in the bedroom. Hell no. They're on top tonight.|
|93279891616837632|,|Looking at Sir Paul Stephenson's uniform covered in decorations and epaulettes I think "achievement unlocked"|
|92948192567623680|,|Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. -Buddha.|
|97733882346078208|,|Manchester City cruised past Inter Milan to claim a 3-0 victory in the Dublin Super Cup final - http://d3w.io/oO8sOt|
|92681235104665600|,|Sometimes the heart can't afford to be 'just friends|
|97672803184148480|,|One at a time.. RT @alltimewins @MikeLeake44 wins 17th career game to move into a 76 way tie for 2,576th on the @MLB All Time Wins list|
|101478195630587904|,|HARRY POTTER Director David Yates and Screenwriter Steve Kloves to Reunite for Adaptation of Stephen King's THE STAND http://t.co/zYfo7Jg|
|92419513475280899|,|Do you know the feeling.. when you make plans.. get excited.. and it never happen.. :(|
|103087658267455488|,|#essex Accident blocks road in Southend: A crash in Victoria Avenue, Southend, has partially blocked the carriageway. http://t.co/soAu4rx|
|93319575495639041|,|Congratulations to our client St. John for being ranked as the #1 hospital in Tulsa. http://fb.me/Xs4miL0P|
|93529997083557889|,|I got nothing but love for you Baby.|
|91905504166678528|,|That awkward moment When you are standind with two people who are dating and they suddenly start hugging and kissing. #OMGiQuoteTeen|
|79524737566511104|,|If you're going to insult me over the internet, at least use proper grammar.|
|91758658622459904|,|Fortune Telling | County Eliminates Ban On Forest Juggling http://dlvr.it/bFNhq|
|93435019728650240|,|That new Webbie drop in 20min!|
|93808293348257792|,|SkipWicked returns to Oregon to perform at ALCYON MASSIVE's Arkaik Revival at the Rogue Bowl on Sept. 10th.... http://fb.me/TsZDGOjn|
|89391663738400769|,|#RetweetThisIf If you truly love and thank God for waking you up to see another beautiful day.|
|88831906229137409|,|If more females would sit down and be ladies, then more males would stand up and be gentlemen|
|91690257887666176|,|See race as a aspect of beauty, not as a reason for restriction.|
|93555029792931840|,|Love & Truth are the same thing.. When u r being loving you are resonating at Uni-versal truth, when you are telling the truth u are in Love|
|91731844416028672|,|RT @DamnItsTrue: I love when the teacher steps outside and the class goes wild. #DamnItsTrue|
|91874723381780481|,|BREAKING: in budget talks, GOP leaders are reportedly close to an agreement on how to blame Obama.|
|102181600455958528|,|The play stands as called - TOUCHDOWN SAINTS! Hartley boots the extra point and the Saints lead 10-0!|
|93397406728728576|,|from the start to the end we dont need to pretend that were perfect all the time cuz we know what we have through the good & the bad.|
|93099183308947456|,|RT @DamnItsTrue: #lifewaseasybefore I got older started dating and being in relationships #DamnItsTrue|
|93017191607308288|,|#Aquarius love to be tied up with chains, hand cuffs, or even rags.|
|92986114696159233|,|20 first Monsters who's R.T this i will give Shoutout (must be Following me + not the same people as before)|
|92686983909998592|,|Join our event for fun 'Find your flag' and let's see wich flag gets the most likes :) http://fb.me/VMc8WSP3|
|91651716184948736|,|Sir would you like to hear about how the government wants you dead by 62? So you cant collect Social Security? #Thataintwinning|
|91910177833488384|,|It was easier to stay up all night than get up early|
|92282357486333952|,|Some people will never fly, not because they don't have what it takes within them but because they are too scared of falling.|
|93656691425554432|,|Cameron says Lab has offered a 'litany of feeble conspiracies' - in last mins there s been litany of Tory MP s backing him up with loyal Qs|
|94103364815699969|,|S&P warns that a Reid-McConnell debt ceiling deal isn't enough to protect the US credit quality - threatens downgrade http://bit.ly/qfZGiA|
|101428194460180480|,|Boeing, Cathay Pacific Announce Order for 12 777s|
|93371636216107008|,|That awkward moment when you're being sarcastic with your parents, but they think you are being serious. #RelatableQuote|
|96997663056207872|,|Sony HVL-F42AM High Power Digital Flash for Sony Alpha DSLR Cameras: Sony HVL-F42AM High Power Digital Flash for... http://bit.ly/qqXUsl|
|92788840770699265|,|I need to hop on #TeamiPhone real soon|
|92665834954178560|,|last few hours in rio! soaking it all up! not sure I'm ready to leave x|
|94209038987952128|,|#CONFIRMED Demi's third studio album will be set to release on Tuesday September 20th, 2011.|
|92099152187633664|,|With young support like this, Obama can win, ideally making him The Godfather: Part II of presidents|
|92682770819715072|,|Most of is 'Know' the concept of love and how to love..  But are you 'Living' up to what you know of love?? Or are u just 'Speaking' on it?|
|94563016393232384|,|Verizon workers to take strike vote July 25 (video) http://bit.ly/nqeQ03 @becktips|
|92693524981616640|,|Hmmm Brooks, Hinton, Stephenson, got to be worth a fiver that the Queen won't last the week.|
|92497498207297536|,|@mchammer has a 80's tribute in okaland tomorrow at the A's gaming giving out bobble heads...I wish I was there|
|91699517006680064|,|No matter how old you are... once you hear the ice cream truck... YOU RUN!|
|96250830499479552|,|#BAHRAIN : Another video of police *completely unprovoked* throwing tear gas into a village home >http://t.co/nhjv48l|
|91908013434216448|,|A long flight home but we are back in the UK had a brilliant time in L.A but always nice to come home and we brought the sun for you:) x|
|92804182280634371|,|Cm punk and the Jon cena put on he'll of a match. I love the #wwe|
|100008638684475392|,|Please say a prayer for the families of the fallen soldiers that lost their lives early this morning in afghan… (cont) http://deck.ly/~k4xcN|
|92744177418379265|,|TROPICAL STORM BRET FORMS OFF THE BAHAMAS - NHC http://bit.ly/pPLFjq|
|92432960069976065|,|Wherever #CaseyAnthony stays, pray for an accident that snowballs out of control and then doesn't get reported for 31 days.|
|92331525051400195|,|it must be some sort of #hottubtimemachine|
|91713112373334016|,|As accepting as the #Leo is, their mate needs to be an intellectual equal to make the cut.|
|91871796252512256|,|Juan Mata. 'It's true that important teams have been in touch, which is a good indication I'm doing the right things in my career.'|
|102095940252467201|,|VIDEO: Shock of riots leaves lasting scars: It will take time for some communities to return to normality after ... http://t.co/8AZ7DGC|
|91964158895079425|,|Sometimes you hunt the booze and sometimes the booze hunts you. Today is the latter. Totally innocent victim of circumstances.|
|91655255640649730|,|RT @drakkerdnoir: I spent half of my day thinking about you. I spent the other half thinking of how not to think about you.|
|94457834649034754|,|Continuous line of ambulances heading for Utøya. At least 25-30 total. 20 something police cars, as well as five helicopters #osloexpl|
|92309026221735939|,|When you were a kid, you would slide back and forth in the bathtub to create waves.|
|93573938424184832|,|Counterfeit Apple Stores begin to open in China http://tnw.to/1A3HH by @m4tt on @TNWapple|
|92945537803886592|,|BREAKING: John Yates has resigned - follow the news on our live blog http://bit.ly/phdlT6 #notw #phonehacking|
|100156955431149568|,|Live - Scottish Premier League: Celtic travel to Aberdeen for the early kick off in the SPL, with Motherwell v H... http://bbc.in/pNV8Wv|
|91902607534198785|,|You know its summer when you forget what day of the week it is..|
|92628263700148224|,|Look, I know it sucks to be the guy correcting grammar/syntax on twitter,but for fucks sake, 'apart' and 'a part' are two separate entities!|
|92099092368474112|,|Once u care for a person, you'll always do the same. Whats in ur mind may change, but whats in ur heart will remain forever|
|91804124877828096|,|Enter the world of sexual pleasure with our adult cams chat: Free adult cams at our site are waiting for you. Yo... http://bit.ly/nQ2Kz5|
|93563069158002688|,|I mean what i say and say what i mean . Shit aint no joke .|
|99124519112949762|,|RT @DC101: Virginia Tech is alerting its community to stay inside because a person with a gun was reportedly seen near Dietrick dining hall.|
|91993929611878400|,|Holding in all that stress insnt good for you #Pisces|
|93151276581392384|,|And as precaution, I always come with backup equipment http://t.co/tVb1fih|
|93183039772950528|,|I dream big, Im careful who I share My dreams & ideas w/ -cuz ppl will steal them & others will try 2 convince me that they R Not impossible|
|92146549655740416|,|The nervous feeling you get when you press the send button on a risky text.|
|93411920736034816|,|@justinbieber you not on summer vacation?|
|93446979199320065|,|People are really so full of shit it dont make no sense #smh|
|93099256562450433|,|it takes harry potter seven long books to catch the bad guy, when it takes scoobydoo 25 mins|
|92209240676110336|,|We should definitely try to play the Open Championship in the summer next year!!!|
|91867884598476800|,|Carl Icahn has offered to buy Clorox in deal valued at $10.2 billion. Deals of the day: http://on.wsj.com/n6G4fm|
|91957937311985665|,|Yes, I am nice. No, that doesnt mean you can walk all over me.|
|101209755112058881|,|Honeymoon death suspect awaits ruling: A British man is expected to find out Wednesday whether he will be extrad... http://bit.ly/nGaKGU|
|91700032348225536|,|The awkward moment when you think you're talking to your friend but then realize you're talking to a stranger beside you.|
|93064854751023105|,|That annoying moment when your waiting for a text & you get one but it's from the wrong person|
|100685966242623488|,|New Wave of African Musicians Hits New York City: By Nick Andersen The looming threat of a Sunday evening rain d... http://bit.ly/nfAOwP|
|93642274403131392|,|To all the revolutionaries fighting to throw off the yoke of tyranny around the world: look at British democracy. Is that what you want?|
|96360636384157696|,|Croc caught in Cairns main street http://bit.ly/p3CU9l #qld|
|92778144376958976|,|High school is NEVER how they protray it on TV|
|93442205825503232|,|Don't confuse a college education with a guaranteed job.  44.7% of college graduates work in their studied field.|
|91915258251329536|,|After a #flood, local officials will give the notice that it's OK to return home. Follow their direction for safe driving routes.|
|97668537476317184|,|The '17' in Plaxico Burress' new one-year$3,017,000 deal is for the No. 17 he has worn - and presumably will wear with the Jets.|
|95906498089189376|,|China failed to heed rail safety warnings: Many experts warned that the country's rush to build the world's l... http://on.ft.com/nTDSKt|
|93292393956257792|,|Rain = natures way of telling you to slow down and eat more biscuits :-)|
|91772743091105793|,|ISAF probes raid after Afghan deaths: The NATO-led command in Afghanistan is investigating a raid that led to th... http://bit.ly/mPjZo9|
|92489713902039040|,|Know well what leads you forward & what holds you back, & choose the path that leads to wisdom: Buddha|
|92697299809087488|,|Don't give up when you still have something to give, because nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. #tienershit|
|96990670878806016|,|The US government is issuing 2 new bonds to raise money. The House bond has no maturity and the Senate bond has no interest. RT @linajk|
|93050424524935168|,|Chuck Norris found the money that Stan needed ....|
|94809680999759872|,|Amy Winehouse R.I.P What a voice, what a shame. Feel terrible for anyone close to her|
|92061307012001792|,|why is it I seem most sociable in the early hours of the morning when most normal people are fast asleep?!|
|93102534557831169|,|Me and @Alecia_Halm just ding dong ditched McDonalds. Livin on the wild side ;)|
|101057655757475840|,|So, that poor guy with the backpack is Ashraf Haziq. In hospital with a broken jaw. #getwellsoonashrafhaziq|
|92807438830546944|,|The time is now.|
|92277312149659648|,|God needs more recognition so here's a tweet to god because the man blessed me with more days each day I'm grateful and happy to see them.|
|93307795406979072|,|Beat the heat and enjoy a nice cool, crisp salad today at AALTOS!|
|90844077549027328|,|Cross the line if you love laying in bed all day and just listen to music.|
|93710611619393537|,|To be happy, you have to give something back. -Oprah|
|91649478326624256|,|When it hurts to look back, and you're afraid to look ahead, you can look beside you and a #Leo will be there - #LeoFriendship|
|93178384376537088|,|The New and Improved Way to Create Forms with HTML5 http://bit.ly/o6Kyfd|
|93185800862306305|,|True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.|
|92378631279611904|,|When action is pure and selfless, everything settles into its own perfect place. -Lao Tzu #quote|
|96882667848613888|,|Part II Data Mining For Hidden Treasures—7 Steps of Knowledge Discovery in Databases http://ow.ly/5Q0CX|
|91886882367086592|,|Tell me you love me once, then show it to me a million times.|
|92672152851070976|,|Hometownstations.com-WLIO- Lima, OH News Weather SportsBody found in car at Cincinnati airport http://t.co/BlSi3dM|
|96564181729423360|,|FULL TIME: Kuwait beats the Philippines 2-1, advances to the next round of the 2014 World Cup Qualifiers. Wins w/ a 5-1 aggregate. #Azkals|
|93104468157153280|,|Moran, others in Congress seek study to create new Museum of American People ...|
|96782542702780416|,|49ers announce WR Michael Crabtree placed on PUP list. Yikes|
|93709626532564992|,|Nashville bound for the second time today.|
|91845119975759872|,|With 35 minutes to go in MotoGP FP2, Simoncelli is leading ahead of Lorenzo and Dovizioso|
|93022981202247680|,|i have to stop cussing!!|
|94509025118519296|,|Norway PM Stoltenberg: You are not going to destroy us & our work for better world, we must support families and save lives|
|100908104941715456|,|Walworth road is starting again. The blue has been blocked off. Surrey Quays closed again|
|93024530745921536|,|So far in 2011, Seattle has experienced 80°F temperatures for 78 minutes: 12 minutes on July 2 and 66 minutes on July 6. http://t.co/XyOXQc6|
|93361488227602432|,|Rebecca brooks is gonna burst into 'pleasure at the fairground' and 'moneys too tight to mention' when she's done bullshitting|
|92709773694353408|,|And Brazil scores the field goal!|
|97665015968047104|,|Fil-Am Miami Heat Coach Erik Spoelstra arrives in Manila to conduct training session for kids|
|95604617269882881|,|Man is 'critical' after accident: A man is critically ill in hospital following an industrial accident in Ballym... http://bbc.in/nReGVI|
|96726597469618176|,|Judge orders measure to ban #circumcision removed from San Francisco ballot http://t.co/E8fPkJo|
|93497872150036481|,|Sen. Sanders will be on the @edshow in just a few minutes.|
|91649388589494272|,|Looking for Audio Production Schools: It has always been said that to be able to achieve professional success, y... http://bit.ly/nNFuqU|
|98101823776374784|,|In honor of Randy Moss retiring, we'll tweet photos of some of his great catches during his time in NE. Which ones do you want to see?|
|92045704205307904|,|One major reason not to use Groupon and Living Social separately....      http://t.co/qBp77mv|
|92637021591453699|,|Whether you return by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to wlecome you home. ThankYouJKRowling|
|92674940486172672|,|Nothing hurts more then being disappointed by the one single person you thought would never hurt you.|
|93354438714081281|,|RT if you love 1D and I will list you under 'Original 1D Fans'|
|101090859172372480|,|http://bit.ly/e0Jbhy Armtec Infrastructure Inc. Reports Results for the Second Quarter 2011: Year to date, EBITDA 'In the second qua... *|
|92001395573661696|,|I solemly swear I am up to no good|
|92273066226356225|,|Ladies, argue with your man naked and you'll win every time.|
|93150722937470976|,|Part of the reason for our success is the expertise of our President, David Lawrence Royhl http://t.co/7LSAPWq|
|92379369443569666|,|Sirens and Alarms going off im a hot topic.|
|93477094557876224|,|i wonder if i can play kwame in the captain planet movie ...lol|
|93402536375095297|,|The awkward moment when 2 people start a conversation on your facebook status and you don't know what to do.|
|97296020681142272|,|Punjab farmers furious over land acquisition - Chandigarh, Jul 29: It seems that the land acquisition bee is making ... http://ow.ly/1e1I5b|
|92457605817057280|,|See I could have me a good girl, and still be addicted to them hoodrats|
|92455635198803968|,|If it wasn't for twitter, we'd all be on facebook refreshing our pages every 2 minutes, wishing for new notifications.|
|93325649057558528|,|Wondering if your adopted because your the only sexy one in the family|
|92167733264924673|,|RT @viatumblr So, fill your head with what's important and be done with all the rest. #viatumblr|
|95132090957447168|,|British Muslim leaders say security at mosques will be increased in wake of Norway attacks - AP|
|92386143668142080|,|#ineedtostop thinking of you when I know that you don't even think of me.|
|98084661024129024|,|The debt agreement makes a significant down payment to reduce the deficit—finding savings in both defense and domestic spending.|
|94079773847986177|,|Superquinn boss exits days after Musgrave take over: The chief executive of Superquinn, the Irish grocer that wa... http://bit.ly/qVAHaC|
|92776094805143553|,|#Libras love to dress up for special events and tend have an outfit appropriate for every occasion.|
|96314478047662080|,|A marvellous curling shot by from outside the area by Thiago gave the keeper no chance. Barça 2 Bayern munich 0. #fcblive|
|101022789389131776|,|Met today w/ reps of 8 million Egyptians w/ disabilities. Their rights are trampled. New Egypt must be based on equality & solidarity|
|91962879426822144|,|I'd rather be a b*tch than a hoe. rather tell it like it is, then blow every boy I know.  rather be known  for what I do, not who I screw.|
|91824282698645504|,|The Hog Roast Machine is the perfect way to cook your roast hog to perfection.: The history of hog and spit-roas... http://bit.ly/oO0qfr|
|93220037988597760|,|Someone was always going to go too far. Neil Kinnock has done so by suggesting legal requirements for 'balance' in the press. #r4today|
|93288990580539392|,|Sometimes all the person needs is not a brilliant mind that speaks but a patient heart that listens. #ihatequotes|
|92699366166503424|,|Start of the second period. Japan with the ball. Chants of USA ringing out here in the stadium. #USWNT 2, JPN 1|
|94529977470550016|,|Politicians will trip over themselves in the rush to send kids to die in foreign countries 4 vague reasons but refuse to act on the budget|
|93450052525240320|,|I'm sure the birds did something to precipitate the egg-napping by those pigs. #ConflictResolution|
|91658496059248640|,|New Jam of the Week starts right now!!! @tyga|
|93078975726878720|,|106th and park is garbage|
|92508293959917568|,|I think the money that Japan wastes on #nuclear power would be much more productively used in developing #wind, #solar, and #water power.|
|91937314971975680|,|If you are tongue-tied, you are out of the picture http://t.co/YQ3RJ53|
|93412082602622976|,|The Louise boat, haha Sky news reports can't read. http://bit.ly/r0twJa #lulzsec #thesun #hackgate|
|93654809978212352|,|My friend and I can communicate with just a face expression. #iTweetYouRead|
|92624000903159808|,|only i can fight with my sibling. if you lay a finger on him/her, you die.|
|91767718386204672|,|You can always crave for anyone, but there will be that special someone that's enough for you to forget the rest.|
|100714522351906817|,|Camden on fire again ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO|
|95953148530790400|,|BREAKING: Bank of America report says Boehner plan may lead to downgrade of U.S. credit rating http://thkpr.gs/nkmQF4|
|97081523962003456|,|Namibia, Kenya, Ireland make it two in two: A round-up of the second day's matches in the ICC Under-19 World Cup ... http://es.pn/qEzszn|
|91710299006181376|,|#ZodiacFacts The lesson for you #Virgo is: do more feeling and less thinking.|
|95962079915290624|,|Our thoughts go out to Richard Harris and the Blue Bombers family. Harris was rushed to hospital after reportedly collapsing.|
|92469862097625088|,|EVERYBODY has confused admirers...people that 'don't like you' yet take the time out of their day worrying about you and what your doing|
|101432724321091584|,|Teen gets prison time for planned Columbine-style attack: CHARLESTON, South Carolina (Reuters) - A 15-year-old i... http://bit.ly/pyz0Iw|
|91838942399307777|,|For every action, there is a corresponding overreaction.|
|92060453064278016|,|Slowly as the years go on you lose friends you never thought you would.|
|91902370593779716|,|Today! You have weathered storms before. You have faced pain before. You have come this far- There is nothing coming that you cannot handle!|
|92737813493186560|,|If you're the chick on the side, waiting on a man to leave his #Libra woman then you are the laughing stock of the world. #KeepDreaminBitch|
|92393496241111040|,|I love how @ladygaga never responds to the drama. She's such a great example for us. & she's only 25!|
|92910158799310848|,|Mediocrity will always try to drag excellence down to its level. Don't trade your superiority for their inferiority.|
|91866839071719424|,|#Aquarians extremely dislike those who are rude and judgmental, especially before knowing all the facts|
|93445783814291456|,|Hulls, Sheehey enter the game. Will w/nice wrap around pass for an & 1|
|92675273430024192|,|RT @DavidCornDC: Obviously, these women are refusing to score until the president yields on spending cuts. #gopgameplan|
|93005714452267009|,|Flying car retailing $227,000 could be on roads in matter of months -- and customers are already lining up http://t.co/MrNVCVm #worththewait|
|93411537330511872|,|I cant wait to wear uggs!!!|
|92283176067661824|,|Not only that, but Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows made $92.1 million in a single DAY, beating New Moon for highest opening day EVER!!!|
|103201235800293376|,|£35 Million is so cheap for a player like Serigo Aguero|
|93318149260320768|,|If you're having sex with a pregnant chick and you feel like you're getting head at the same time you probably should stop. O_O|
|93636515606966272|,|RT @TeenLifeFeel: I love the way you try to grab my hand and hold it tight #TLF|
|93144205001629696|,|ATTORNEY GENERAL HORNE TO JOIN MULTI-STATE EFFORT TO CHALLENGE THE OBAMA HEALTH CARE LAW IN COURT http://dlvr.it/bhHZg|
|92291532354355200|,|Got to love a bit of Rupert Grint! ♥|
|92932182913466368|,|RT @LeilZahra Problems at Abd El Menem Riad entrance in #Tahrir please come support. We are few! #Egypt|
|97725147255029760|,|She Makes Me Wanna by @JLSOfficial feat @DEVisHot is this week's #OfficialChart No.1 http://bbc.in/1TR7Jm|
|103209376944357376|,|In new book, UCLA political science professor, Tim Groseclose, shows how liberal media bias distorts the American mind. http://t.co/AT5Ghjx|
|95235611476234240|,|Brilliant header pass from Suarez to spring Forlan on the goal. A goal and two assists for Luis Suarez. Player of the Tournament by a mile.|
|91928702732091392|,|Instead of TGIF say TGFF:Thank God FOR Friday -the day Jesus paid for your salvation on the Cross! I'm forgiven &free! #FF|
|98501052613140480|,|RT @CBSNews: Police arrest 28-year-old man who let his 8-year-old son drive while he took a nap in the passenger seat. http://bit.ly/oiafvT|
|93154993573593088|,|That was quite a statement by @JohnCena..."Tell me that there's no place for me in WWE and I'll walk onto somebody else's TV show,brother!"|
|92258323646267392|,|I got 'mad' numbers in my phone like over 100 and I only text the same 10-12 ppl. *shrugs*|
|93656764196716544|,|Love: a temporary insanity curable by spending great deals of time with the other person.|
|94442234325381120|,|A man disguised as a police officer has opened fire at a Labour party conference  in Norway http://bit.ly/ohbx1A #oslo|
|92991661742895105|,|You can hurt me with the truth, but please don't comfort me with your lies.|
|92735437151547393|,|Climbing into bed after a very happy birthday. In fact it's been a long weekend of bday celebrations & one of the best birthdays I've had.|
|91945292617875456|,|People say HATE is a strong word, But so is LOVE and people throw that around likes its NOTHING. #SQ|
|92648687725051905|,|#theynotinterested if they say they going to sleep, yet you see them tweeting away and updating their Facebook|
|91298721777717248|,|Excuses are for the immature, apologies are for the mature.|
|91974774317793280|,|@djbender I love Siberian Khatru and Close to the Edge; and You and I is..., meh.|
|93697436974985216|,|Microsoft demos coming Twitter and LinkedIn integration for WP7 http://tnw.to/1A3oi by @Alex on @TNWmicrosoft|
|100872149539106816|,|Just seen on BBC news that David Cameron has 'condemned the sickening scenes' Thank goodness, I was concerned which way he'd swing.|
|91896814785150976|,|Keep cool and you'll find fish|
|92061872118972416|,|Here in Grapevine, seated & ready 4 the show 2 start. Almost all of the seats in the upper section r taken. #GameOn #palin #undefeated|
|98026194481577984|,|Breakingviews: Bipartisan dislike of U.S. deal a good sign: Aug 1 - If a sign of compromise is a frown from both... http://bit.ly/pYsTYh|
|92093489898209280|,|MFs wonder why I don't fuck with them|
|92624663473176577|,|can't wait to pretend i care about the world cup. will it be hard to tell the two teams apart?  #endthelockouts|
|98715287880347648|,|Chief Constable of Cleveland Police and his deputy arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office.|
|91928522565754880|,|Now faith is being sure of what we hope for & certain of what we do not see. -Heb 11:1|
|92968056053186562|,|I miss when the TCAs were about Miley, the Jonas Brothers and the HSM stars. And people truly voted for the most talented people.|
|100913412317523969|,|The England squad are appealing for an end to the disorder after fixture with Holland called off. Please retweet and help #stoptheriots|
|95984772718927873|,|Per @JennyVrentas, the Jets have made an offer to WR Santonio Holmes. Prediction: #Jets wrap up Holmes deal within 48 hrs. He's their No. 1.|
|102041478183927808|,|US Secretary of State Clinton says it's clear that Syria would be better off without Assad - Reuters|
|93080661388304384|,|#TheBestRelationship is when you do NOT need sex to maintain it. forreal though.|
|93150802641825792|,|A DJ and Karaoke combination can give you the best of both worlds where you can sing and dance the night away http://t.co/VnYw9Qs|
|93477783212277760|,|I'm tired of being the girl who falls head over heels in love with the guy who barely even stumbles.|
|93660551019905025|,|British shipping worker killed in Aden, Yemen car blast; security source says it was 'some kind of terrorist attack' http://reut.rs/qeG3e1|
|92417908197691392|,|#ZodiacFacts The #Virgo sign loves calming, peaceful music that helps them focus on the task at hand.|
|102012381303013376|,|Friday's Top News: Brace Yourself, the Stock Market Roller Coaster May Be Here to Stay http://bit.ly/oe7ykp|
|92345810821447680|,|FREE Redbox rental at Walgreens locations - Couponing to Disney: (usually on the first Monday of the month). Rem... http://bit.ly/po31m8|
|92742671491284992|,|Joe Sakic wins a million dollars in a Golf Tourney...plans on using the money for snow blower safety and injury prevention research|
|98960098117943296|,|A stay away from turkey burgers. Cargill meats re called 36 million lbs of ground turkey cause it may be contaminated with salmonella. Damn|
|93354507404181506|,|and make destructive but pleasurable activities � such as excessive eating,  http://t.co/yf05pf5|
|100939109257842689|,|#Southwark Crown Court rises at 3.30pm due to #londonriots|
|92881941317165056|,|Arsenal Football Club is delighted to announce that Ivory Coast international forward Gervinho has finalised his switch http://t.co/J7tchIs|
|95127529593122816|,|BREAKING Sources Johann Hari to be stripped of Orwell Prize,Independent ask for formal announcement to be delayed till end of investigation|
|101228117317791748|,|Market rally in U.S. and Asia starts to falter in Europe http://t.co/SMDH6Xy|
|102087976670076928|,|Costa Rican paper Everardo Herrera says Joel Campbell will confirm he's an Arsenal player at a presser tonight.|
|101721523118813184|,|Seattle Office Buildings Sold in Top-Dollar Deal: A J.P. Morgan real estate fund is buying a pair of downtow... http://on.wsj.com/qwKp9O|
|93403270290210816|,|The suffix is def top 5 Wayne mixtapes|
|98034371264655360|,|Klinsmann: 'This is a big moment for me personally and I'm really proud that I get the opportunity to be a part of the future.' #USMNT|
|92712520317534208|,|#Taurus born on May 17th are committed, focused and make great leaders|
|92011047665418240|,|The reason why I don't do '#FF' is because I'm scared I'm going to leave people off. I just love you all.|
|92617113054875648|,|Nothing can go wrong if everything is right, and everything is right somehow. –Pooh #poohwords|
|100871916511969280|,|Cars damaged by rioters at St Ann's  in #Nottingham #riots http://twitpic.com/63d3hu|
|92625077962678272|,|These hoes talk to much for me.|
|92241530466738176|,|I'm not turning the page, i'm writing a whole new book. and this time, i left you out.|
|92699613265534976|,|DMV Pages....GIVE UP ALREADY!!! There is nothing separating your page from the other Thousand pages!|
|93033242663469056|,|New RedState Policy: We won't support any candidate for the U.S. Senate who goes on record supporting Mitch McConnell as Senate GOP Leader.|
|93194849930584067|,|Sometimes I pretend I don't care, because I know it'd be completely pointless to express what I feel to the person who regards me as nothing|
|93101912605458432|,|#Cancer is gifted, creative, and imaginative.|
|92948961073176576|,|Rise and Grind...wishing everyone a blessed and productive Monday.☺|
|93212723147571200|,|Do they have contests for being all negative? Because if so, I would totally win.|
|102298609004986368|,|Velvet Revolver’s Matt Sorum Launches Art Collection http://t.co/1MDdqxU|
|100977986563604480|,|The US paid lower interest rate for 3-year debt (0.5%) than AAA Germany pays for its 2-year debt (0.8%)|
|93356013155123201|,|like trips to the fast-food counter,  http://t.co/vhWFI8o|
|94807286882635776|,|Met Police confirm death of singer of Amy Winehouse is being treated as unexplained|
|93392986490155009|,|Make sure you tune in tonight to Hawthorne I'll be on there|
|100373381538529280|,|Make it two @PGATour wins for two former #MW golfers today as #SDSU's Scott Piercy wins @Reno_Tahoe_Open! #mw @GoAztecs #mgolf|
|100871039889833984|,|RT @SkyNewsBreak: PM: These are sickening scenes, this is criminality and must be confronted.|
|94521161421041664|,|NASA Briefing To Preview Upcoming Mission To Jupiter:  Webmaster: http://bit.ly/pDA74c @dcottle|
|92227141407748096|,|Reporter's lies make life harder for rest of us|
|92013546430406656|,|I hate when people from the past won't STAY in the f*ckin past! You're there for a reason...STAY there!|
|93273387060838400|,|The most beautiful words are '....but I love you.' and the most painful words are 'I love you but....' -unknown. #JJR|
|92093565395668992|,|Lmao at these linen capris this man got on haaaaaa haaaaa|
|93429309548662784|,|#Aquarius will go far and above expectations when it comes to please their lover|
|91872307479449600|,|The Grey Dog in Chelsea is the best coffee in NYC! Hands down. #Coffee #NYC|
|95314937647341569|,|Some crazy muhfucka on 84th st. Standin in da middle of traffic yelling at cars...#cocaine is one hell of a drug|
|94633563730874368|,|The #Oslo terror suspect @AndersBBreivik is on Twitter. Has only published one tweet but in hindsight, it's pretty chilling.|
|93088407873527808|,|Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love forever with you is the other half #AdorableQuotes|
|92694528930230273|,|This is the way to celebrate a soccer goal: http://t.co/CVWhmh4|
|92274402787471360|,|@D_Houchens I may or may not have copped a chair for you from a group of drunks in the corner!|
|92002012132147200|,|but I don't quite understand why the haters are piling on.|
|92413787931541504|,|I want to smoke then loiter.|
|91248015146364928|,|I wonder if children who stutter are the result of pregnant women using vibrators..|
|98027157300854784|,|Twitter may soon open an office in New York City http://tnw.to/1ACVP by @m4tt on @tnwtwit|
|92072599030476800|,|RT if you read 'welcome to paradise.' ♥|
|93745034830151680|,|I now play people from four different dimensions, my life is complete|
|93709909803274240|,|If ah owned a leopard ah'd call it Def.|
|72851049886662656|,|r e t w e e t this if u so tried of ppl playing games|
|93017473691037696|,|The first reporter to openly blow the whistle on the phone hacking scandal has been found dead http://huff.to/roOuag|
|93086881436278784|,|Life without music is an error!|
|102875807608881152|,|Rain doesn't dampen spirits at Dominican Day Parade http://t.co/EP0ggOS|
|93453423957118976|,|#ZodiacFacts A #Libra has a tendency to idealize their partner.|
|93289106448195584|,|Quite worrying that senior police officer lives in a world where he finds nothing suspicious and takes everyone at their word #hackgate|
|91682323866718209|,|#ZodiacFacts It's nearly impossible for a #Scorpio to accept any relationship that isn’t equal on a power basis, and love is power.|
|92708232266657792|,|People say to i love you, but it's hard to see when they it doens't mean to you|
|93523424575631360|,|@emmalicious69 haha...I have no problems...purple is my favorite color. I wore a red suit today and everyone was in black or navy blue|
|92640767331418113|,|St.Clair is the <3 of Cleveland!|
|92761619460931586|,|The more someone hates on u keep doin what u do be worried when u dnt have haters|
|94899543874867200|,|Drugs Likely Not Responsible For @AmyWinehouse's Death, Insiders Tell Me http://t.co/P6QirT3|
|93448577241726976|,|Loving the atmosphere of a concert; A place where you see the artists you admire, hear the music you love, and meet fun, new people. #CW|
|92680294544588800|,|Scouser on the radio saying £35m lot of money for a 27 year old (Sneijder) - it's also a lot of money to pay for a ponytailed bender.|
|92995600806715392|,|I hate how when you need to talk to someone and they're not on.|
|93255899140997120|,|Right! We've got 3 #mcfc FA Cup final DVDs to give away by 4pm thanks to Go Entertain! Follow us and RT to get in the draw!|
|91953161048297472|,|RT @TheQuotesJungle There is a difference between being in love with someone and being in love with the idea of someone.|
|101719931342688256|,|Police are appealing for the public’s help in tracing the next of kin of a man who died in Trafford. http://bit.ly/nEMyaT|
|92594537654009856|,|I'm out here in the dark, all alone and wide awake. Come and find me. –Pooh #poohwords|
|92068357624446976|,|RT @TreatWomenRight The minute you stop chasing is the second you start getting chased.|
|92001585978294272|,|Cross the line if you wish he/she would come back.|
|100653353050193920|,|RT @Rachael_Hodges: Trouble spots so far seem to be Lewisham, Hackney, East Ham, West Croydon and Birmingham City Centre|
|93317031075643393|,|Dear Sexy, Close the door behind you, get on top of me and satisfy you needs. Sincerely, The Toilet.|
|95151986458099712|,|The Norway attacks perpetrator wanted to cause a civil war to end multiculturalism. Let's fight terror by embracing diversity everywhere!|
|93783806972149761|,|350 lb man driving a teal harley with streamers on the handlebars just ordered a passion fruit iced tea at starbucks. Welcome to enfield,ct.|
|95660302888214529|,|White Sox GM Kenny Williams is talking about turning over entire roster. On the other hand,Twins holding firm. And Chicago is ahead of Minn.|
|91402818610671616|,|Someday, somehow someone will walk into your life and will love you for everything you are☺|
|96992650850344961|,|Ads for the first Windows Phone 7.5 handset hit the Internet http://tnw.to/1ABSS by @Alex on @TNWmicrosoft|
|96956789559537665|,|US House Republicans aim to vote on revised debt limit bill today according to House Rules Committee Chairman Dreier|
|92256704657489920|,|Remember to change, for the better, and share kind words with your loved ones. You never know when’s the last time you’ll see them. #LDM|
|93369699160698880|,|Let him know you value his opinion and would like to wear something that pleases him http://t.co/Cp3vxP8|
|100668166455312385|,|New York's Dow Jones index closes down 5.5% - biggest one day drop in three years http://bbc.in/mRT3NJ|
|91973979136458752|,|Laughter is the best friend of Joy. Laugh freely, don't take anything too serious.|
|93354478018887680|,|that are involved with a variety of factors including pain, mood, � and, yes, the munchies. http://t.co/4UdGyuY|
|92240986771697664|,|RT @PiscesAreUs Procrastinating #Pisces has become the master of working under pressure|
|93273297256595456|,|RT @bacotan_remaja: mouth and the action could have been a lie, but the heart can never lie :) #b_r|
|92277327614054400|,|#Cancer feel they can handle anything & may turn moody if a situation seems beyond their control #LoveScopes ♥|
|92610903446519808|,|Some people need to grow up - if they wanna be better in life, they need to learn to live with criticism.|
|93167155603963904|,|#whentwitterwasdown I went inside Marvins room, but it was over capacity too|
|91796115715919873|,|Rebekah Brooks has resigned to spend more time with other people's grieving families.|
|91923402490789888|,|I guess if I want to do an app I need to find a developer, anyone got any recommendations?|
|93312203633074176|,|I wish more rappers used more literary devices. There are more than just similes and metaphors. *sigh*|
|92463995944050688|,|For a #Libra, having peace of mind is the highest virtue.You were born to love! You feel best when you in a happy, healthy relationship.|
|101087898002145280|,|'Attacks rise' on warzone medics: The International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC) warns of an alarming rise ... http://bbc.in/pt7XEw|
|92292950125584384|,|That awkward moment when your mom brings up something you did 11 years ago to prove a point.|
|96585350411071489|,|Mubarak trial to be held in Cairo: Egypt's ex-president and his two sons Alaa and Gamal are scheduled to appear ... http://aje.me/nlHf6N|
|97599499534475264|,|#Leeds: 68% Off 18 Hole Round of Golf and Golf Balls for Driving... from Groupon MyCityDeal http://bit.ly/qCP8JU|
|93525353955475456|,|RT @ZodiacFacts #ZodiacFacts #Capricorn fears being a failure, a joke, someone not worthy of respect who cannot carry their own weight.|
|92284144960286721|,|JKR wanted to show to us, through Ron Weasley, how hard it is not to have any money when other people do.|
|93416541130985472|,|RT @AboutAquarius An #Aquarian will always go against the wave and they will do things of their own|
|93077968548671488|,|Compared to one-to-one bartering, concerns over unequal exchanges are reduced in a barter exchange   http://t.co/Dt21k6y|
|91935842775470080|,|Each question will provide you a glimpse into an aspect of their personality http://t.co/zJjWzT8|
|91785044976336897|,|Is social networking part of the CIO job description?http://bit.ly/oBTyTo|
|92729040196210690|,|@Blessing_O_ you will find me in front of the gate.....with immediate effect (Y)|
|93200350055645184|,|I love my fans( all of em) black, white, etc... gay or straight. Their hatred will continue to make us STRONGER!|
|101077726391308288|,|Things quieting down now in city centre|
|93342329842307072|,|Try to learn from the past, instead of repeating it and making references to it all the time.|
|92381667926351872|,|RT @Inspire_Us Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured -Mark Twain|
|92092726539063296|,|RT @DamnItsTrue: Getting very impatient for the last couple minutes of school, and just watching the clock. #DamnItsTrue|
|92738237143064576|,|The relationship is over only when the #Libra decides so...|
|91763608274468864|,|Watching the film for the 3rd time with a bunch of TRUE HP fans who laughed,cried and freaked out at the right moments was SO WONDERFULl! :)|
|93009815311364096|,|@JLSOfficial #JLSquestiontime do you know a country like Lithuania?and do you know that u have fans in there.One of them is me-Smilte.:) x|
|92303033119158272|,|RT @_BoysWho #127 Boys who aren't afraid to cry in front of you.|
|99225027387461632|,|According to tomorrowsgaspricetoday.com  price of gas will drop four cents per litre overnight to 123.4 cents per litre.|
|92020245019099136|,|I bet Noah could've got WAY more people interested in the Ark if it was the boat from the Big Pimpin' video.|
|93355048440053760|,|there is at least some basis in science.  http://t.co/w8nvGlf|
|92462107588694016|,|#ZodiacFacts Should you fail to pay a #Leo the proper respect, don't be surprised if they deal you some serious shade.|
|93685559616208896|,|RT @MeAtSchool: that awkward moment when the class suddenly goes silent and I am the one who's still talking. #MeAtSchool|
|92429477614862336|,|#Libras find it a million times easier to accomplish things alone. This way no one is pulling us away to do something they'd prefer.|
|92591462549700608|,|NEW POST: Arsenal Agree Campbell Fee With Saprissa | http://wp.me/pOSA7-2Ky|
|93773871131537408|,|.@140townhall Hopefully as great as they did on the last election. Defending the constitution and limted govt.  Thank you!!|
|93648865886089216|,|You know what offends me? That film #zookeeper - night at the museum in a zoo #justsayin|
|102660518929637377|,|Met Police: 1,401 people arrested in London so far over riots, 808 charged|
|92349340340862976|,|You know a song is over played when your parents know the words. #OMGwhatateen|
|101867891749683200|,|@GreenPartyWatch 'A Declaration of War on the Poor': Cornel West and Tavis Smiley on the Debt Ceiling Agreement http://t.co/WTL9KXQ|
|91687017255153665|,|Selenators are sending Caitlin hate for being with an old friend atm. And they tell us not to hate on Selena. WHAT HYPOCRITES.|
|92277900857982977|,|@yogi0583 lol we dnt have connects there - only at Rainbow and rainbow kids sorry|
|93044388950847489|,|Indus the only Indian restaurant in WPB with 25+ reviews still has 5 stars! http://t.co/bRBvT7O|
|93065705771122688|,|I feel like it would be easier if these Google employees just said hi to each other instead of constantly building new social networks.|
|92694936310382593|,|RT @RevRunWisdom: If u really want life u must go to where the lively & living are at|
|94183808546516992|,|Pentagon is set to certify that the U.S. military is prepared to accept openly gay and lesbian service members #dadt http://t.co/Kl8UXAv|
|91899991966228480|,|The awkward moment when you are changing and your posters are staring at you O_O #ohteenquotes|
|96039621137399809|,|Senior | NW Briefs Mukilteo Pro To Play In US Senior Open http://dlvr.it/cjb9F|
|92681654858035201|,|Something rotting in the empire...Need Shakespeare to do justice to Murdoch drama/|
|93078195032690688|,|A global market for barter mitigates waste and acts as a counterpoint to the disposable economy   http://t.co/mr9yMUc|
|102312601190539265|,|Rise in riot public order arrests: A man is arrested in Newport on suspicion of encouraging a burglary, bringing... http://t.co/O1JaL45|
|92421988869619712|,|#ZodiacFacts An #Aries,wants to be the first dog to do everything.They can't stand coming in second place. Losing is not an option for them.|
|92033712904093696|,|When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. ~ Plato|
|92275090007404544|,|BREAKING: Two Mail on Sunday journalists told by police they may be victims of hacking.|
|101315943799590915|,|Dow down 422 points, GM down 6%, Ford down 4.6%, gold at $1,780|
|93372491627642880|,|Sigh, and once again greed is the operative byword. Congrats Brees, Manning, Mankins, and Jackson for being 'that guy'. #douchebags|
|92290701865390080|,|Mama gave birth to a winner, i gitta win, pray that lord firgive me for my sins|
|92474873758220288|,|Tonight, Erik gets in to town, and we finish the little bit of tracking for this record. We also get super... http://fb.me/XarPaObt|
|98094167196049409|,|Have hard time believing Randy Moss retired. Pride no doubt hurt b/c teams no longer lining up to pay big $ for him. But suspect will return|
|91922346922881026|,|If you ask an #Aries for advice, they will certainly give it to you. You may like like what is said so make sure you have a backbone.|
|99852692247166976|,|Auberge Resorts Announces It Is Again Honored On 2011 Travel + Leisure World's ...: AP source: G-7 to discuss ce... http://bit.ly/pidpvC|
|92726913696677889|,|@alexandramusic whats your favourite song at the moment:)? <3   .|
|91812021514932225|,|James Murdoch: 'this weekend we'll run advertisements in all national newspapers. We will apologise to the nation for what has happened'|
|93726336643899392|,|on a scale of 1 to ive been hit by a tractor trailer how badly do you think a bikini wax hurts?|
|95282888987262976|,|China opens first rescue center for endangered white dolphins A rescue and breeding base for endangered Chinese... http://dlvr.it/cQw20 I)|
|100709634683305985|,|I can't believe the riots in London, check out this footage of protesters burning a double decker bus http://t.co/uFyBRid #prayformancity|
|93176987664912386|,|Debt Consultation | weigh their options when applying for debt advice: Nothing is more frustrating than trying t... http://bit.ly/pFZ6de|
|93060072762118144|,|Image taken yesterday of Tropical Storm Bret off the coast of Florida. From our Terra satellite. RT @NASA_EO http://t.co/sqvz51N|
|91676265702100992|,|Apple has Updated Aperture to Version 3.1.3 http://ff.im/-HXq2U|
|102796460789211136|,|My heart aches for all the families of those injured and killed at the Indiana State Fair. Truly sorry.|
|97462622781321216|,|LM: #Bears have agreed to terms with former Texans DT Amobi Okoye.|
|92722971046707200|,|RT @ohteenquotes: Developing new feelings for someone is easy. The hard part is, getting rid of the old emotions you had for someone else.|
|101037747019587584|,|A man has been arrested in Bootle after a Post Office was hit by a JCB.|
|92652817118007296|,|Northern Ireland , Phoenix has same population #immoving RT @Redryan81: @Theprincedc Ireland back on top, good round of golf today u deserve|
|92741941564936193|,|That awkward moment when no one else is laughing except you and you can't stop. #TTQ|
|92339397592236033|,|s/o to all the NATURAL women!!!|
|95895148315164673|,|RT @gaga_indonesia: Lady Gaga is the 4th top selling digital artist of 2011 in Europe.|
|91987319493627905|,|i get excited when i think about justin singing/rapping how to love. RT if you are that too.|
|99113051927752704|,|VT Alert: Person with a gun reported near Dietrick. Stay Inside. Secure doors. Emergency personnel responding. Call 911 for help.|
|91598975618121728|,|i cry  but you will never know it because i still continue to smile|
|92132912610291712|,|As a #Capricorn,You are willing to do what so many people are unwilling to do to put in the effort and do what is necessary to reach the top|
|93352615743725569|,|45 BTC to Bob, a public record is created that allows anyone to see that 123  http://t.co/UGpzsqo|
|91900480623607808|,|@rk_p i love you, and you are still one of the coolest people i have the privilege to know & share stories with|
|91811406156017664|,|Bing Maps Updates Interface and Road Map Style: While Bing has released many competitive features in the past, o... http://bit.ly/r6k7UO|
|92647410060374016|,|If you show a #Leo appreciation, they will do anything for you.|
|91644925850025984|,|RT @Mr_popular: Commitment doesn't scare me, the thought of committing to the wrong person does. #BMB|
|91868267022532608|,|Up early at the airport on my way to Canada. Who's coming to Bluesfest?|
|92619510120595456|,|12:30 here and thinking about going to sleep, although 12:30 on a Friday is a bit early for me|
|93352183742992384|,|The corresponding private keys are needed to authorize payments from that user's wallet  http://t.co/Xl0FxZB|
|93698343842217984|,|I'd be mad as hell if someone takes me on a Tv show to tell me they #Cheated !|
|93661388681125888|,|'Bodyguard' theatrical trailer will be unveiled on Thu, 21 July at a multiplex. @BeingSalmanKhan bodyguard Shera will unveil first look.|
|92357943168741376|,|RT if you're a 1D fan on now. I'll list whoever RT's in a special list & on the day of 1D's album release, i'll DM you all a nice message.|
|93769456559456256|,|‎"Hey, I have a secret" "What?" "I cant tell you." "Then why did you bring it up in the first place.?" #RelatableQuote|
|94709694458900480|,|Bravery of ordinary Norwegian who went out and saved boatloads of children from Utoya with no regard for own safety: http://t.co/TckCgMA|
|96273919115403264|,|Dana Gas is possible target for Vallares: The Abu Dhabi listed oil and gas company has emerged as one of the ... http://on.ft.com/oLxDg7|
|93024872137105408|,|Geminis at their worst are a bit self involved and display little sympathy for others who are feeling depressed.|
|97632189948231680|,|http://bit.ly/f9CY0O Pocono to play critical role in Bowyer's Chase chances: Bowyer believes that the wild-card format could wind up... *|
|92643760508387328|,|Breaking: #Mubarak has suffered a stroke & in a coma, his lawyer told Al Jazeera, more soon... http://t.co/u9stKIv #Egypt #Jan25|
|92491565582385152|,|Why did i waste my time on you?|
|93415983846400001|,|#Scorpios have tremendous staying power and will see any matter through to the bitter end, regardless of sacrifice|
|92938080146829312|,|How can something so good turn so bad in the matter of a second :(!!!..... #life|
|101643392131403776|,|Chief Constable of @GMPolice tells me 'on balance social media & twitter in particular has worked to the benefit of the public' #riots|
|92291813343379456|,|that bitch made me mad -___________- #uglyhoes|
|92866765834567680|,|In 2010, Coca-Cola was voted  the most discriminatory employer in the world, out of 212 top executives, 211 are of Caucasian descent.|
|93144623945498625|,|My heart/soul goes out 2every1 in pain from any suffering. Pray 4all of the angels surrounding us constantly. May our spirits stay strong.|
|101020302405931008|,|Closing bell: the Dow surged at the end of trading, closing up 430 points, or 4%; the Nasdaq rose 5.3% http://on.wsj.com/p3XrEc|
|94823264559431683|,|Sad News About Amy Winehouse. Massive Talent Gone To Waste..  #GoodnightGodBless|
|92319563538120704|,|The less you care, the happier you will be. Never forget that.|
|92417726907289600|,|#random Its cool how your choice in music can effect your entire day,changing your mood,thought process and how you interact with others.|
|93354595451027456|,|their brain responses differed dramatically.  http://t.co/r27ZnRF|
|91718869282062337|,|the best way to predict your future is to create it|
|91937931538862080|,|Coffee shop Coffee and a couple of doughnuts won't cost you too much http://t.co/8T9MI09|
|91598003416207360|,|That scary moment when you are about to sleep and horror scenes flash in your mind.|
|92647293202857984|,|@quitesimpIe OMFG, srsly? there's no such thing of you here :O TWITTER, YOU BITCH :@|
|92784530833932288|,|I know I'm late but if any country deserved to win it would be japan, they have been through a lot of shit, atleast they got something right|
|91871635388375040|,|Calling all BTR fans! We have a BRAND NEW song coming out next week and we can’t wait for you all to hear it!|
|91757497773330432|,|Sucking a cup to your face and then panicking cause it won't come off. #xEpicTeens|
|98116519757742080|,|Spain now the holders of World Cup, Euros, U21 Euros and U19 Euros, while also favourites to win U20 World Cup. Amazing.|
|93592366388224000|,|RT @time: Google+ has already disappeared in China | http://ti.me/q5pmmR (via @Techland)|
|93430919209291776|,|I was young, I was dumb, I was just too cool, I was loud and obnoxious, I was just that fool. Love money, love lust, love me, love greed.|
|93279606408347648|,|Once the trust of a #Gemini is broken, it is never restored...|
|92566028554473472|,|Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.|
|92302480075010048|,|A person who is emotionally free has no desire to convince, insist, beg, seduce, manipulate or control.; they are free to love.|
|100010138022330368|,|Summer Heat Stifles Tokyo as Japan Rebuilds Economy: The Japanese economy was hit hard by the huge earthquake in... http://dlvr.it/f8ggp|
|92466213782962176|,|As a #Sagittarius,Your personal fulfillment comes from being free to explore, grow, and understand the mysteries of life and yourself.|
|92250658102710272|,|No shirt. No shoes. No service. Feel free to walk in with no pants on..|
|92209441528741888|,|There are things in life that we question a lot, but we do not realize that sometimes answers come when we stop asking.|
|93766255764439041|,|Please everyone spread the word that this is the real Taylor Lautner on Twitter and Facebook.|
|91732422433058816|,|As a #Gemini,Don’t give in to sarcasm, just use gentle humor to ease the tension and let your lover know that you want to communicate.|
|93359671582265344|,|I want to read your mind, but i'm afraid if i don't find me in there. #JJR|
|93158100726583296|,|Then again, no relationship will last if its 1-sided... Both people have to want to be in it.|
|92779338306568192|,|@LeonAarts Thank for the follow!|
|100278686724521984|,|Mugshot: Big Boi Of Outkast Arrested For Drug Possession !!! « Catch Me BC http://t.co/IUnJRct (RT)|
|91957731992420352|,|#NBA Guard Sasha Vujacic (11.4 ppg in 56 games with #Nets) signed with Turkish team for 1 year with an option|
|94820869603471360|,|RIP Amy Winehouse... U were just as chaotic as the rest of us. The only difference is u didn't keep ur troubles a secret xx|
|93184572535226368|,|#Virgo tension and pressure build up until they erupt in a horny frenzy of passion!|
|92627625608097795|,|Release the engraver......  Darren Clarke 2011 #OpenChampion  Northern Ireland continues to be a golfing powerhouse.|
|93023964263223297|,|The gemini man is guaranteed to be a constant source of surprises.|
|93136200780627970|,|Single and in a relationship are just titles. Your heart determines your true relationship status.|
|100652144067223552|,|Birmingham is now in full flow. http://bit.ly/mSiSoS just near our hotel.. #sortyourselvesout|
|93693457486454784|,|Tweets are up for auction at our site this very moment, get some.  http://t.co/s6TsmnI|
|91707256726499328|,|Weight loss companies should just target their marketing campaigns at the people with the Twitter Egg icon. (We know they're fat)|
|92789489746968576|,|This has already made me stronger as it will with our team. We are fighters. We are winners and we will bounce back and qualify for olympics|
|93193878114537472|,|RT @AllAboutAries Arians are ambitious, with lots of drive and a strong will to lead. They are poor followers.|
|101383378699427840|,|Wow, a friend of mine has been sent to jail for 2 months for recording the riots on his phone..|
|92803417105383424|,|@Phreshident you and your friend nasty Lmfao ! Omg|
|100688464466542592|,|Van set on fire on Camlough Road in Newry, close to Derrybeg. Motorists advised to avoid area.|
|93448770162917377|,|Are you aware of the one Great Work of the Spirit?  http://t.co/D0XBUdv|
|93423268534554624|,|I will pick 5 random people who retweet this and follow them:)|
|93026714153779200|,|@ezechinedu Yes indeed it was my pleasure speaking with you!|
|93784012509818880|,|I know that one day @justinbieber will see this tweet and follow me ! #neversaynever  ♥|
|93424946474258432|,|#Apple now has $78 billion of cash in the bank. That's worth more than all of Goldman Sachs, market value $65 billion. $AAPL $GS #ipad|
|98298979716055040|,|HP7.2 has just passed the $1Billion mark! The first in that series of movies to have earned such. Cool.|
|92965015925178368|,|RT @iamdiddy: The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.  - ER|
|93151175909707777|,|Our reputation is unmatched, and well earned http://t.co/UVdYKdG|
|93726336652296192|,|Off to Data Studios tomorrow morning for 4 days of sweet sweet beautiful recording|
|93162378899894272|,|@Varrie_Songbird im in love with your outfit!!! :)|
|93449810320953345|,|Dating a #Pisces? Give the Pisces personal gifts. It's not the gift that impresses a #Pisces, but what's inside the giver.|
|91789318946947072|,|I love having my grammy stay with us she cooks every night she cleans and she gives me money what more can I ask 4? I could get used to this|
|93447373744906240|,|Scientists find a 'significant' share of the oil from BP's Deepwater Horizon is still trapped beneath the #Gulf surface: http://t.co/t5n1Yhl|
|100982604374880256|,|Apple briefly edged past Exxon Mobil to become the most valuable company in the U.S. http://t.co/vOtnNjD $AAPL|
|93353437860855810|,|Nodes collect the transaction fees associated with all transactions included in blocks they solve  http://t.co/ZQFIQL1|
|93166585153454081|,|RT @jasonterry31 @swish41 what the hell is mumford and sons. What happen to sanford|
|92248016425201664|,|The free concert was coo last night|
|92095045947236352|,|The way your parents HATE the way band guys look. #concertweirdos|
|92646632771952640|,|Now come on Big Jim on The Apprentice tonight - we are on a roll !|
|102401405851140096|,|This is not the Liverpool we saw in the first-half. Downing starting to look uncomfortable on the right. Scrappy game at the moment.|
|101371988911726592|,|No disorder in Barnsley, Doncaster, Rotherham or Sheffield. If you're thinking of 'avin' a go... Don't bother. SYP is ready to respond. RT.|
|92135818960965632|,|#Youknowuasideline when you text them 'I love you' and they reply with 'lol|
|91511953708695552|,|The guys who you let closest to your heart, are the ones who end up breaking it the most. #bf|
|100399700779335680|,|RT @OfficialZam: RT @jodymcintyre: We were told Mark Duggan shot first. Now, forensics show that Duggan didn't fire a bullet. The police lie|
|92342748312649728|,|Stick with friends who saw you, when nobody else did, and who were true from the very start.|
|92502316657287168|,|There are soo many things I want to say, but there's a part of me that holds me back.|
|91720594340581377|,|#Geminis are the most passionate people. Once you really get to know them. They will treat you special.|
|93214187051958273|,|Baidu signs licensing deal with major music labels, beats Google, Amazon to it http://tnw.to/1A2Dz by @jfalconer on @TheNextWebAsia|
|92477197423620097|,|RT @CancerNation: Never assume how a #Cancer feels, or think you know. Cause 99.99% of the time, you won't. We are very confusing.|
|102759881064460288|,|#Bachmann Confident After #Ames #StrawPoll: 'I'm Pretty Sure I Can Get 4 or 5,000 Crazy People to Vote for Me in Each of the 50 States'|
|93330419516313600|,|@katedesceras oh god there was this like 60yo woman on the bus yesterday with her top tied up so you could see her tummy... scarred for life|
|93500846666551296|,|Wedding photographer manchester how to get a great deal on your wedding venue: In these, all people seems to be great. The photograph...|
|97373690815197184|,|Knox mother hits out at 'errors': The mother of Amanda Knox, jailed for murdering her British flatmate in Italy,... http://bit.ly/nWebV1|
|91974853590126592|,|Alan & JLS are like the perfect combination|
|93402267922862081|,|@nessaboo684 Shopping for medications could be a pleasant and beneficial pastime! Check out yourself! http://t.co/0drNPw9 RT Please|
|91604112214466561|,|#40thingsaboutme I don't look at mirrors in the dark because I'm afraid of seeing a face.|
|93045399224467457|,|Being dumped, taken for granted and hurt by the one u love is the reason why many people choose to be single.|
|102806874763694080|,|RT @Riteishd: Happy independence day to Pakistan - wishing u peace n harmony|
|92358447575736320|,|For once, I want to mean something to someone who means something to me.|
|92105762414927872|,|I hate going to subway and asking for a 'footlong'|
|94646227211272192|,|Carbon monoxide may have led to the deadly crash of an F-22 in Alaska last year. http://fb.me/1bVJdc9zi|
|93043336176336896|,|just because i send out a broadcast doesnt mean u can start a conversation with me -.-|
|93363101503729664|,|RT @arusbridger: Rebekah Brooks says Guardian  near  top of list of IICO's  list of papers using PIs. Actually not on list at all.|
|95235342357118977|,|RIP adam swiridow, pls pls keep his family in your prayers. #lifeistooshort|
|92640604860854272|,|Lucky is the girl that has a boy who doesn't need reasons to make her happy but just does.|
|96628362977607681|,|AC Self Storage Solutions, LLC Acquires Storage Solutions Of Corinth In Dallas Suburb http://dlvr.it/cxgxV|
|91693727273328641|,|That moment when you're done watching HarryPotter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 & you don't really know what to do with your life anymore|
|91957934195609600|,|I just finished this one and thought it was worth posting. It's a Grim Reaper. http://twitpic.com/5qnnlx|
|91955743670013953|,|We're a perfect couple.. Were just not in the perfect situation|
|91923347956449280|,|I love visiting web sites.|
|92083069841973249|,|#Taurus-#Gemini cusp need to learn to limit themselves, and at least explore one avenue more thoroughly before moving on to another.|
|93314742084575233|,|Rupert #Murdoch tells MPs: 'This is the most humble day of my life' http://bbc.in/o95QOV|
|92135340667699200|,|@Nauty_Ephy Questions and answers of your credit score doubt http://bit.ly/kYYwWt|
|101024829385347073|,|#footballfansunite Chelsea and Palace in Pubs in Croydon, Chelsea in Kingston, Spurs in Enfield, Milwall/Charlton in Eltham and Beckenham,|
|98267224351055872|,|http://eCa.sh/nhAY ODD shipments still facing a crisis in 2H11 as Intel focuses on the ultrabook: Optical disc d... http://bit.ly/olQ1rh|
|91914130545573888|,|#Bills. Team on target to open training camp within 2 weeks at St. John Fisher barring breakdown of labor talks. http://bit.ly/nGnAPY|
|95069213244399617|,|Armed Norwegian police stage operation in Oslo linked to Fri's shooting, bombing - Reuters via local paper|
|95317687516934144|,|Petition @GOPLeader to introduce legislation to reduce House pay to the federal minimum wage. http://act.ly/3tj RT to sign|
|92719143492648960|,|Putting your iPod on shuffle & then skipping through all the songs until you find the one you actually want to listen to.|
|92229825741336577|,|It's a Buddhist holiday which means no alcohol can be sold in stores or served in restaurants. NOOOOOO!!!!!!!|
|97091477070557184|,|Legal quagmire: The court wrangles left behind by the Pakistan flood http://bbc.in/oQEmiO|
|92848660353794049|,|How come Hipsters always make fun of Hipsters like they're not actually one? There's nothing hip about not being self-aware. Catch-22?|
|92998092214902784|,|Success never rewards the wrong person|
|93342020944400384|,|The phrase "patience is a virtue" is just a way of expressing the importance of being patient.  #talktometuesday|
|97569036308709376|,|Midair plane collision kills 4 in Alaska http://dlvr.it/dFQYB|
|92962218320211968|,|#truth when you go above and beyond for others  it keeps you a cut above the rest!|
|93093868379193344|,|Arrest us. We dare you. We are the unstoppable hacking generation and you are a wasted old sack of shit, Murdoch. ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER!|
|93209708126670849|,|Be happy in front of people who don't like you, it kills them.|
|93212978727493632|,|Reading old conversations with you make me realize how much has changed. I miss you, or at least the person I knew.|
|94818150943686657|,|A very sad day that such a talented artist has been taken from us. May Amy RIP, You'll be missed. Be the singing angel you've always been|
|91668120376315904|,|I just don fell off of tumblr|
|93678685139378176|,|#wewontlastif your friends cant stay out of our relationship and in your ear|
|93211671123861504|,|A PAL Express turboprop just landed & is being chased by several fire trucks ...|
|84778630718308352|,|#Capricorns are: Mostly compatible with #Taurus and #Virgo.|
|99661771735969792|,|"@newtgingrich: The Obama disaster continues. Highest food stamp level and lowest credit rating in history in the same 24 hours."|
|91847600420032512|,|A boyfriend should always text their girl first thing in the morning 'Good morning babe =) '|
|92901429550919680|,|"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." - Joe Paterno|
|92658205934624768|,|The most beautiful thing is to see the person you love smiling & even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it.|
|91870643351597056|,|The thought of being with you tomorrow gives me strength today.|
|96984991245942784|,|Chad Henne will be the starter in Miami.  He texted friends the good news but his texts were intercepted and returned for a TD.|
|92375439665922048|,|Why is so hard for adults to understand teenagers? They were once teens too.|
|92838808248266752|,|Dont fill ur relationship with expectations for the future. live in the moment.|
|92320911683887104|,|RT if you love fried chicken.|
|93594318094340096|,|Adopt the Rupert Murdoch approach to work today by just banging the table and claiming you have no idea how anything works.|
|97896804384899072|,|http://goo.gl/5Zg41 'The troops put pressure [on the rebels] in order to safeguard the well-being of the [oil] workers and fortunate... *|
|93086890550501376|,|Whisper in her ear while sexing her from the back that you love her and you never want another, make her feel special #BST|
|93200908237807616|,|When people cut you down or talk behind your back, remember, they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you.|
|93178533135925249|,|@chriscolfer I had about 40 people ask me what happened to you... I told them you died by overdose of the OWN network ;) you're welcome|
|94712452582866944|,|BREAKING: SWAT arrested one man who is thought to have sympathised with yesterday's tragic events in Oslo and Utøya.|
|93420312326193152|,|I can't stand #peoplewho only speak to you whenever they need something.|
|92063689510895616|,|When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say. #factsaboutboys|
|92586410363719680|,|Wanted to book an Indian movie for hrithik and Katrina kaif seats are all ZERO  eshd3wa|
|93067019779448832|,|What happened to all the different 'Island' nites? Is that how separated ya'll have become in CT?|
|92982770418192384|,|#1waytopissmeoff assume things about me... I hate people who just assume|
|93356211113689088|,|Rupert #Murdoch tells MPs he has not considered resigning: 'I'm the best person to clear this up' http://t.co/gKPrp7d #hacking|
|92075215315681281|,|You can judge a really good friend by how much you like their youtube choices.|
|91974824636841984|,|#confessiontime I think @lindseyraye is one of the cutest human beings ever. even cuter than @lights. #gasp|
|94481646916603904|,|RT @BBCNews: Norwegian police say man arrested at youth camp shooting is linked to the bombing in #Oslo|
|91935606099288064|,|Dawg if you are going to follow me. MENTION ME. Dnt follow then expect for me to jus kno! #notreal|
|97352404718194688|,|RT @ESPNcricinfo: Trott reportedly has his arm in a sling. Unlikely he'll bat. Big blow for England|
|93400917193404416|,|Black Veil Brides fans...I'll announce the release of interview #3 in two hours =)|
|93324903985577984|,|RT @RevRunWisdom “If we pray little, it is probably because we do not really believe  that prayer accomplishes much at all.|
|92718575407742976|,|NASA Signs Commercial Space Agreement With Sierra Nevada ...|
|91935985373429760|,|Some of the questions ranging from serious to silly, that are used in speed dating are as follows: http://t.co/hKijgJ2|
|91673645633634304|,|Good friends don't care about the size of your house, what brand of clothes you wear, cos it's never about wealth but loyalty.|
|100860202164830208|,|The next #riotcleanup - leave from TechHub at 10.30am going to Clapham Junction for 11am cleanup.  #riotwombles|
|93368151475105792|,|Coffee shop Coffee and a couple of doughnuts won't cost you too much http://t.co/4X4P5aU|
|92817861919260672|,|Always give your all to the person who deserves you the most.|
|102732362944749568|,|The first half is over and it's all equal at the Britannia Stadium. Stoke City 0-0 Chelsea|
|92709054341849089|,|I anm not afraid of tomorrow, cuz I have seen today and I love yesterday!|
|98039658222583809|,|Expect downward NFP revisions for Friday following huge drop in ISM employment index|
|92712162308538368|,|@ItsTheSituation Hey :) we are seeing how many tweets we can get from celebrities :) Can we have a tweet please ? :) sarah and alisha xxxx|
|93710474956390400|,|Saw a field of baby antelopes hatch from their cantaloupes last night. So magical…|
|97248713143099392|,|Burgan Bank launches exclusive tie up with Fayasel: Burgan Bank's debit and credit cardholders are entitled to a... http://bit.ly/qul6jz|
|92013030560374784|,|Police intervene after disturbances (thisislondon.): Share With Friends:  |  | Top News... http://feedzil.la/oPLsOX http://bit.ly/3xpI8l|
|92650338275958784|,|I survived 2000, 6/6/6, 9/9/9, H1N1, & the rapture! Bring it on 2012!|
|95578608407552000|,|Groundsman Ferguson Leaves Club for FA Job http://bit.ly/pUHevg #itfc|
|93354062795382784|,|partially because it takes a long time to adopt new therapies and  http://t.co/2tAQiIp|
|92737084858707968|,|Why is tumblr full of sluts????? - this girl is 16 and posts topless pics wtf is wrong with these sluts... http://tumblr.com/xtu3k032j9|
|92456923919683584|,|#Scorpio does nothing in half measures. An all or nothing attitude permeates their entire life~|
|92934288462454784|,|New Blog Post: Word of Mouth and the Internet - Google and Keller Fay collaborated to study the effects of the Inter... http://ow.ly/1dRn9j|
|91728921644634112|,|Trust me, If i could control my heart I would.|
|91564845408845824|,|Did you ever notice, that when people tell you you've changed, it's only because you stopped acting the way they want you to?|
|102164276579536896|,|Congrats to Wayne Gretzky, his son Trevor has officially signed with the Chicago @Cubs today.|
|93195218387607552|,|And we know that all things work together for good for them that love God. –Romans 8:28|
|92758920413708289|,|Everyone please block and report @BreakTheLights their sending @JoeJArabia some really racist and mean comments.|
|93455340603064320|,|Shock forecast: NOAA predicts heat index of 116 in D.C. on Friday http://wapo.st/qR5L7z|
|91692021928050689|,|#ZodiacFacts #Sagittarius are thinkers with wild-animal instincts. Their vibrant and primal energy is often expressed through abstract art.|
|95871789216972800|,|Maryland’s Governor makes marriage equality a top priority by sponsoring a bill next year. http://t.co/eb4i6QD|
|91885515309187072|,|Harry Potter and the Self-Created Opportunity http://nblo.gs/ks67r|
|94845125288665088|,|'Amy Winehouse death' video on its way around Facebook. If you click it you deserve to get a virus. Some people are so gullible.|
|93246986748301312|,|that awkward moment when 'Rebecca Black' is trending on a Tuesday.."|
|93720442761777152|,|RT if you have people's numbers in your phone that you never text/call.|
|92282691784945664|,|We can't speed up love or make ourselves magically get over someone because matters of the heart have their own schedule.|
|93400837157695488|,|"You have to be brave to take out that white sheet of paper and put on it words that could be evidence of your stupidity." Sol Saks|
|92391961050349568|,|I started this pin up with some filigree the other day still need another session it's just a start.  http://t.co/8dfwCL5|
|92398234391150592|,|If you love the person, don't give up. Try to be patient, but if that person doesn't care at all, wait until your heart voluntarily quits.|
|93234449642303488|,|The Moon's monthly visit to your sign usually brightens the co... More for Pisces http://twittascope.com/?sign=12|
|91718812696715266|,|RT'@iQuoteComedy: I feel sorry for the person who has to write the 'Terms and Conditions', When will they realize no one reads that shit.'|
|92675651437469696|,|#yourthetypeto use YOUR and YOU'RE incorrectly in a sentence.|
|93464460395692034|,|#whendiditbecomecool to bully people? respect others and treat others the way you want to be treated. RT if you agree. #spreadlove.|
|93162166097682432|,|Bisexuality- The ability to reach into someones pants and be satisfied with whatever you find.|
|91935784072003585|,|The words you choose will set the tone of your relationship, making it blissful and romantic http://t.co/NlMPXkp|
|91378799626821632|,|I'll be there in five minutes. If not, read this again. ;) #HQ|
|92647293219643392|,|Love wine and dining? Come see Edgar L. Smith IV's beautiful handcrafted wooden accessories at the Heralding the Arts Festival August 6!|
|100689319639007232|,|Wretched media coverage on London protests from BBC to Al Jazeera. Not a single protester interviewed. Absolutely pathetic.|
|91980157518217216|,|Sometimes u expect more, because u would do that much for them #BMB|
|94460960584105984|,|Fifth Stepping Hill victim named: The fifth person to die in the past month at Stepping Hill Hospital in Stockpo... http://bbc.in/oMXwaQ|
|97995265683886081|,|Teen in court over hacking attack: A man from the Shetland Islands appears in court after being charged by polic... http://bbc.in/pt4k7u|
|93769818116861953|,|VA competition to encourage widespread use of Blue Button personal health records (PHRs) to benefit veterans who... http://fb.me/WS04tmpR|
|92798493273497601|,|If women ruled the world, there would be no wars just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.|
|91763715149545472|,|I wish that I could fall asleep, and wake up with all of my problems gone.|
|94826703905488896|,|#Amy #Winehouse Is #Dead After a Suspected Drug Overdose  http://t.co/9KBWCeN via @YahooNews|
|68405689160171520|,|When you're arguing with someone and start laughing, it'll make them even madder. This is a great way to win a trivial argument. #lifehacks|
|100736087588216832|,|I know other major fires in #Croydon + #Brixton, but #Enfield Sony Centre blaze biggest I've seen in last 24 hours.|
|93141034095222784|,|Whn I get close to ppl its kind of hard for me to shy away from thm..|
|99106033695342593|,|BREAKING: PM Raila Odinga suspends top aide Miguna Miguna over IIEC spat|
|92915112100380672|,|RT @SudanTribuneENG #Darfur mediators defend #Doha deal and urge #rebel groups to join #peace http://t.co/KNkcBFV|
|91667408204480512|,|Yall ever been waiting for someone to text you, but everybody BUT that person hits your phone? Lol thats annoying !! and AGGRAVATING !|
|98039628522725378|,|Newcastle put Joey Barton on transfer list & midfielder is available on a free transfer.|
|93542994443124736|,|#ZodiacFacts #Capricorns,tend to engage in productive activities in their spare time and most have many hobbies.|
|92488433934680064|,|When a problem occurs, the leader, Doojoon, will gather everyone and settle the problems thoroughly. #DoojoonFacts|
|93509754353225728|,|Sweetest AD on the planet put balloons and puppies in my dressing room today! http://t.co/eJRoERm|
|91936224448757760|,|There are numerous other questions you can ask on a speed date if you rack your brains http://t.co/H4d9YrL|
|101065852761284608|,|BREAKING: @JohnKingUSA reporting Obama admin to call for #Syria president al-Assad to step down. New sanctions planned.|
|95950299218444289|,|US HOME PRICE INDEX DOWN 4.5%|
|100643787801497600|,|no police force can cope with these riots too many thugs in too many locations. under human rights what can they to do can't touch them!|
|92068856931155968|,|JK Rowling's life story to be made into TV movie|
|100699426825306112|,|Stage 1 Police need to take control, bring in Army if in need of more personal.Stage 2 Politicians get real and open eyes, been on cards|
|93388917449035776|,|S/O to the Spring 2013 Ques lol|
|91936916542472192|,|All of these questions are open-ended and will help you draw your partner out http://t.co/zC1Uk62|
|92348131160760321|,|I don't care about your imperfections...I love you because of them :)|
|92087978578546688|,|Tonight on your way out tune into @1027KIISFM or Sirius XM Ch 11 @  10 pm! I'll be in the mix. Tell a friend. Love you lots.|
|92257752252030976|,|Someone, somewhere is working on their game right now. They might be your competition some day. Don't let them out-work you.|
|97722436182749184|,|Update: Senate fails to end debate on Reid proposal; it remains alive as vehicle for eventual deal  http://on.msnbc.com/nYL1Da|
|93014813629890561|,|Interesting that the Lib Dems have gained in the polls. Like many of us, they are at their best when they do fuck-all.|
|92427060408102912|,|#ZodiacFacts You will always come first, as #Libras want nothing more than to please their other half.|
|93747392049979392|,|@jontelrenee in the car going to my dads .|
|93448413793890304|,|Time is precious for the #Virgo and if you make them wait, they will consider that an insult.|
|94526163174690817|,|President #Obama to make statement at 6 p.m. ET, White House says http://t.co/hnWRQYg|
|91902362347769856|,|I hate seeing people go back to the same person who hurt them 9378562140 times.|
|94510033202724865|,|Elderly at Greater Risk for Heat Stroke, Experts Warn - US News and World Report http://t.co/zdnLY2j|
|93714052508950528|,|It can be irresistible if you are caught up in the net of #Pisces charm.|
|92984494260363264|,|Then golfing tonight with @devykins and @matty_yu prob.  Too bad @jdipoto isn't working.|
|92147319511855104|,|#893. When they play with your hair.|
|98681692910403584|,|Gas Extraction Creates A Boom For Sand http://n.pr/oCHAWv|
|86309321994022913|,|Don't text me while I'm texting you, now I have to change my text.|
|97002463147720705|,|EFF weighs in on real name policies on social networking sites. A Case for Pseudonyms: https://eff.org/r.39s #nymwars #facebook #google+|
|97574950189281280|,|"This is our last show." The Middle East call it quits at Splendour In The Grass. An amazing band cutting it short before their time.|
|93448491019411456|,|The MPs grilling the Murdoch Gang today appeared to be the least well informed people in the country. They let them get away with murder....|
|100967768018530304|,|Big welcome to Alex Oxlade Chamberlain to the club! Exciting player with a big future!|
|91871538340560896|,|Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful.|
|93654584572133376|,|Today I pray for all of you to be blessed abundantly.|
|92936737948569600|,|Club spokesman, Timi Ebikagboro said in an official statement the loan deal commenced on the July 11, 2011 and will end June 31 next year.|
|93707150261633024|,|20 minutes and counting. We're so close to 2,000 followers. Help us get there to enter to #WIN a Nip+Fab prize!|
|92989573579288576|,|“The whole idea of motivation is a trap. Forget motivation. Just do it." John C Maxwell|
|91970435507421184|,|Did or did not Obama forfeit his standing to pretend to speak 4 the American ppl upon cramming Obamacare down our throats?|
|91900576664784897|,|#Gemini has a big problem choosing what exactly to do with their life. There a too many options!|
|92801945684811776|,|#ZodiacFacts #Scorpios,don't share what they  are feeling and can hide their true personality so well you never see it.|
|92104269238509569|,|been in the same chair for 11 hours working lol!!|
|93162261484535808|,|we aint goin steady!!|
|94760438079823872|,|Govt to Launch New Currency On Sunday http://dlvr.it/cHVsf http://bit.ly/bTX2Nr|
|92512598318256128|,|2003 RB payed and signed off money to Surrey Police for info on Milly Dowler. M|
|92699034149601280|,|#boxing Manny Pacquiao now game show host: Manny Pacquiao hands over money to contestants during the first airin...  http://bit.ly/aA3KoL|
|95236847910912000|,|Bank of America got a $1.9 billion tax refund last year, although it made $4.4 billion in profits and took $1 trillion in bailout funds.|
|94365640856580097|,|Oracle may depose Google's Larry Page: Oracle may depose Google CEO Larry Page and two others in connection with... http://bit.ly/pxZ75U|
|94391523868807169|,|Verizon is on a roll, posts another $27.5 billion in Q2 revenues http://bit.ly/n3Ez3G|
|92928036990746625|,|im Thanking God for everything He blessed me with. everything happens for a reason. count your blessings, not your problems. God is Good.|
|92797928023932929|,|Boy's don't realize what they have until they loose it , Men realize what they have and love it|
|94418609702567936|,|At least one person has been killed in #Oslo explosion, Norwegian radio reports|
|93355908289138688|,|There are already several drugs available on the market to deal with nicotine,  http://t.co/W4mmo2K|
|98807639470899200|,|Justice Minister David Ford has met with Roisin Lynch, the partner of republican life sentence prisoner Brendan ... http://bbc.in/oiffeq|
|98838837832327168|,|According to a @michaelombardi report on NFL Network, Kyle Orton has been informed he's Denver's starting QB, and will not be traded.|
|96185595470159873|,|Interesting: Barry Cofield agrees to deal with Redskins: Of all the Giants' free agents, the most likely to leave... http://es.pn/mZYfxs|
|92616993563361280|,|Everyone can make you Smile but it takes that one special person to make you Happy. RT If you agree|
|92988625385566211|,|Think you may all be excited in 1hr ....|
|93082884272947200|,|When a node finds such a solution, it announces it to the rest of the network   http://t.co/qmPPEOo|
|92698347529437184|,|Abby Wambach with the GOAL! Alex Morgan on the assist! #USWNT|
|97439276295397376|,|BREAKING: D-backs acquire RHP Jason Marquis from the Nats for Minor League IF Zachary Walters.|
|93525433684983808|,|PM now says full investigation was carried out into Israeli's post Chch quake. No link betw' them and Israeli intelligence was found|
|95900827423735808|,|Top HM militant, Subash Kumar killed in Kishtwar gunfight  http://bit.ly/n61IN9|
|93270399021887488|,|Today's News From the Cars.com Family: GM announced that it will invest hundreds of millions of dollars in a Mic... http://bit.ly/olITuB|
|93696251891159040|,|I just like to hang with cool people, leave the attitude and the arrogance at the door|
|97079031924666368|,|As always, NFL reporters miss the real game-changers. Johnnie Lee Higgins also goes to Eagles, using Asomugha deal as the beard|
|91666118963507200|,|Niggas will say anything to pull a bitch, we call that fronting.|
|90891457820508160|,|I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking... scared the hell out of me. So that's it, after today... no more reading.|
|99204286419968000|,|From dem leadership: FAA deal 'Does not affect union [elections]. The deal that passes will effectively be a clean extension.'|
|97963233780056064|,|Foxconn wants 1 million new workers, must be robotic http://engt.co/mOPwGi /via @engadge|
|93532308119887874|,|relationships aint fa me man ! they never work out , not in anyway shape or form|
|91733741646516224|,|Those who joyfully leave everything in God's Hand will eventually see God's Hand in everything. Worries end where Faith begins! #ihatequotes|
|91929798372364288|,|The ones who love you will never leave you because even if there are hundred reasons to give up, they will find one reason to hold on.|
|97828119704117248|,|BREAKING: The White House and congressional leaders have reached a debt ceiling deal|
|93077632987574272|,|The payout of this generated transaction is set according to the inflation schedule programmed into the protocol   http://t.co/psZSjY2|
|92732135433175040|,|Those pictures on our   phones that are special enough to be given actual titles  instead of the pitiful  qewuerwqhjcdhsdlkryndsg.|
|92090376600551424|,|I tell the truth, even when I lie. (scarface voice)|
|91760172762005504|,|RT @LearnToBeAlone: Suppose that all your problems are the best step for yourself to growing up. @mei_lanrere|
|91858594844246016|,|U-KISS Kevin recommend Jeju Island for the best place to visit in Korea :)|
|92673205621370880|,|@dougmorton Thanks for the tweet. @UPSHelp contacted @CharlesTrippy to assist.|
|99417126347087872|,|Bayern and Dortmund top favorites to take the Bundesliga title: Will Bayern Munich let Borussia Dortmund take another title? And do n...|
|92312109584625665|,|!!!! RT @YaboySkeete If your over 25 & in a 2 -3 year + relationship & not discussing marriage, what's the point ??|
|92094524104507392|,|Teachers call it cheating, we prefer to call it teamwork. #OMGiQuoteTeen|
|93451479733645312|,|#Ladies you wake up in the morning, reach for your phone, and see a sweet text from your man and it makes your day #NowThatsLove ♥|
|93454880261414914|,|Rarely will a #Sagittarius, mislead you about their intentions. However, be warned: their intentions can – and often will – change.|
|93282854406078464|,|SuperSport lifts live broadcast ban on Gor Mahia matches after receiving security assurance. To air Gor vs AFC match this  Sunday live|
|92803870287347713|,|#Sagittarius,are always at the center of a debate,  and will be the person to say exactly what they think, if a little tactlessly.|
|93503019311833088|,|@a_net_news Blood Quantum offers wisdom that will guide one to the path of life that the spirits have chosen  www.bloodquantumbook.com|
|99556024939331584|,|Congress' disapproval rating highest since 1977 - Houston Business Journal http://bit.ly/nLzmZt Solution: TERM LIMITS FOR ALL OF THEM|
|94319469920403456|,|Google to open representative office in Indonesia  http://bit.ly/nNfIiH|
|92482599662006272|,|RT @ohteenquotes: Don't worry about hard times, because most of the beautiful things we have in life come from changes and mistakes.|
|93679596775555072|,|Praying for all fighting cancer today. Jesus is with you/in you. He is in charge of your life, not cancer/doctors/protocols.|
|95903901823414272|,|Osborne's 16 News Corp meetings: Chancellor George Osborne has had 16 separate meetings with executives from Rup... http://bbc.in/qyavG9|
|93185124618866688|,|S/o to @RainforestKityy for being one of the only ppl up on my tl|
|93203339000561664|,|'It is our choices ... that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.'- J.K. Rowling #stopcyberbullying|
|93796493420544000|,|Never running out of things to do because of the new tours that are constantly going on. #concertweirdos|
|100312203428757504|,|@Kat_starburst BREAKING IMAGES from Enfield this evening as cars set on fire and police vans vandalised http://t.co/c3OYmw7|
|99672140021903360|,|RT @BryanHoch: Ballgame over, Yankees win. Bombers take sole possession of 1st place for the first time since the morning of July 7.|
|101572298175283200|,|RT @BreakingNews: UK police say they are raiding houses in London over riots and plan scores of arrests - AP|
|93710352147152896|,|"Teens relate to Twilight.". Yeah, I remember when I had to choose between the romantic vampire and the hot werewolf.|
|91896877691318273|,|\"her minds in the clouds........ she writes it all down........ in her diary.\"|
|92702976510144513|,|Of course my walls are up I have been hurt way too many times.|
|91952178360631296|,|Justin, I may not be a Latin Girl, I may not be a Rich Girl, and I may not be a Lonely Girl but i promise you, I can be your Favorite Girl♥|
|93735113803837440|,|Emotionless sex for a #Pisces is like being a fish out of water — especially for #Pisces woman.|
|92877769750495232|,|Whoever said money does not buy happiness... should give me all of theirs and be happy!! ;)|
|93662356713914368|,|That wtf moment when I almost sleep then suddenly I remember that I still have homework. -@MeAtSchool|
|97643643736829952|,|#HappyBdayQueenRowling - my childhood, no, my LIFE would not be half as good if u did not put your magical words on paper <3|
|92316842667941888|,|Don't go snooping through a #Sagittarius shit. They will blow the fuck up!|
|93218773695340544|,|Do you think your mother is having sex with men in exchange for foodstamps, rent, money or lacefronts? if so call 1-866-45-MAURY|
|92114813727145985|,|@SwishCA. Hahahaha solid that's the bad side of me the loser side look what he's wearin lol|
|92817093799587841|,|Happy Birthday to every #Cancer around the world :)|
|98174256785010688|,|Video of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords in House for first time since being shot in head in January - NBC http://on.msnbc.com/q8VXDr|
|92796267075338241|,|#ZodiacFacts #Cancers,use self-pity  and sarcasm to torment their victims and gradually destroy their self-esteem.|
|91904788148654080|,|Henry George~ Man is the only animal whose desires increase as they are fed the only animal that is never satisfied.|
|92692107831164929|,|Be careful of those who pat you on the back. They might be looking for a soft spot to plant the knife.|
|91622506598895616|,|If you don't like me, remember that it's mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.|
|93528798569578497|,|I miss that comfort of "I'm yours and you're mine..." A part of me wants that commitment|
|92745670607372288|,|I hate it when you say the right answer multiple times, But then someone else says your answer and they get credit.|
|93482629084622849|,|#ZodiacFacts More than most people, #Geminis have a physical reaction to boredom.|
|98054026175848448|,|New - Wisconsin unemployment rises at double national rate during Scott Walker’s term http://t.co/PpEkcFl #wiunion #WI #p2|
|94070517031636997|,|Delighted to see CNN covering the #hackgate scandal widening to Mirror and other papers. Evidence now with police http://tinyurl.com/3rp766f|
|91911670112329728|,|some personal news: in addition to writing for nyt, i will now be spending my mornings as the co-anchor of squawk box on @cnbc. exciting!|
|101020620464197632|,|U.S. stocks rally has Dow up 429 points at close - @MarketWatch http://bit.ly/mYiIK1|
|93363885708550145|,|BREAKING: Jonnie Marbles has been taken outside and splurged to death by Dandy Dan's gang.|
|92111407964880896|,|Never underestimate the power of a woman's intuition. She knows when you're lying, sometimes she just want to see if u will be honest w/her|
|98037368111640576|,|Lauren Pope flees UK for a mini break in Mediterranean after romance with Kirk ...: But Lauren Pope appears to b... http://bit.ly/nPYrrn|
|92119675781128192|,|That awesome moment when the teacher is telling stories of their lives thus killing the time. :)|
|101245306049544193|,|Gloucester was attacked last night by the rioters -_-|
|92138780005371905|,|just discovered a great way to keep track of followers and unfollowers - http://fllwrs.com|
|102568383198937088|,|Blurry video on YouTube captures the moment the stage collapsed at Indiana State Fair - Cavaliers60 http://t.co/OfSx9NR|
|92759520203386880|,|@Lelouch_99th_E @MeikoMenma humph, *turns head the other way, eyes closed and a whatever expression on face* stop trying to butter me up.|
|93208709207031808|,|I love Twitter it just shows me everything I need to KNOW|
|92315277882175488|,|most of the pics you want to make have been made before, but not by you and not with your personal & unique vision. http://bit.ly/nsYlte|
|101815114281385984|,|Steve Gostkowksi hits a 46-yd FG to make it 16-9 #Patriots in the 2nd Q|
|101056007421173760|,|So Northern police chiefs send men down to London to help - and Nottingham & Manchester promptly explode. Need the Army. Now. #riots|
|94816578838872066|,|We get it. Amy Winehouse is dead. Stop tweeting about it. Seriously. Half of you probably never even heard of her before now.|
|100672810757783552|,|Shocked by scenes in parts of London and Birmingham. We need strong police response to restore calm and for communities to work together.|
|93213451354259456|,|It's threeeeee in the mornin, and you knooooww im...|
|92344698362019840|,|The little things matter, I know this because it's the little things that can turn me off.|
|91899709140123649|,|Facebook is still the best way to keep in touch with people you don't want to keep in touch with.|
|93388656202620928|,|You ever realize that @ScottyMcCreery was the first person on the couch in the top 13 And the last one standing in the show|
|92634825558736896|,|80% of the ppl that's hating on Casey Anthony are the same ppl that say 'Free My Nigga' when u KNOW he did it!|
|91569066703204352|,|When people cut you down or talk behind your back. Remember they took time out of their pathetic lives, To think about you.|
|93532640535261184|,|Isn't it ironic that the only person who can make you really happy is the same person who makes you sad and lonely?|
|96984206416158720|,|AP VIDEO: Obama announces a doubling of fuel economy standards for cars and trucks to 54.5 mpg by 2025: http://apne.ws/nE4Znr -EC|
|91908026151346176|,|Support art and artists...|
|91953668571668480|,|Here's 101 ways to stay hydrated this summer! Kick soda and alcohol to the curb and really quench your thirst! http://digs.by/nvKtBg|
|92680562950668288|,|This is for Fred Weasley, one half of a pair. You lived your short life to the fullest. You were so brave. You were a true Gryffindor.|
|91684952097300480|,|RT @Drake_YMCMB_     Never assume that someone likes you by their sweetness. Sometimes you are just an option when they are bored.|
|94409462944768000|,|BBC News - Norway: Blast near prime minister's office in Oslo http://t.co/3G87uFF|
|91971607614070784|,|@106andpark And amerie why dont we fall in love|
|92266760765583360|,|Read my response to "Are you watching the Women's World Cup? Who are you rooting for in the final?": http://4ms.me/pxPpnV|
|92354090369159168|,|RT @_RainbowKush I'm just an ordinary person living my life why don't you stop being so busy with copying it and do the same live yours !!|
|91683689796354048|,|For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others- Nelson Mandela|
|20080469620|,|#TWfansforever !!!!! RT!! THANK YOU! We did it! How the feck did we do it?!!! Any1 who bought it or even if ur reading this tweet I <3 you!|
|93048284138057729|,|How little people know who think that holiness is dull. When one meets the real thing, it is irresistible #CSLEWIS|
|93330084408201216|,|Murdoch keeps pressing the button under his desk and is confused as to why the MPs aren't dropping into a shark-infested pool|
|92285356552110080|,|#imagine Tom interlocks hands with yours, he stares at you dreamily and whispers "you made me realise what love really is..." ♥|
|92504145797451777|,|Mueller Goes South of Border For Extreme Rehab http://bit.ly/rfd3GN|
|93639890465595392|,|Be quick to forgive and let go of the pass , be confident in Gods plan for you Ur life , Its unique and wonderfully made|
|93740966372065280|,|Many people tell us want we WANT to hear but what we need are people who will tell us what we NEED to hear!|
|93181246359879680|,|At first i thought you where good for me so i decided to not rush and it will be #worththewait but now i realized it was a #wasteoftime|
|98048170008903681|,|MTV is 30 yrs old today. I remember a time when they actually played music videos on their network. Ahh the good old says.|
|91952264662622208|,|You know why it's so hard to be happy? Because you find it so hard to let go of the things that make you sad.|
|92666511990341633|,|Just up: read Met Police commissioner Sir Paul #Stephenson's resignation statement http://bit.ly/pP0wZU #phonehacking #notw|
|93006349599907840|,|if you think of google circles as 'boxes' instead, google plus becomes a disturbing illustration of your compartmentalized psyche|
|93432972023308288|,|You know life sucks when neither side of your pillow is cold. #OMGwhatateen|
|93422199263858688|,|It’s also a good idea to turn the fruit occasionally http://t.co/f2yGEXZ|
|92863673135144960|,|to my international jasminators hang tight my team is on it so we can make sure yall can watch werk music video from ur country|
|94084505031282688|,|CORRECTION: The body found on train a track in Clinton was not struck by a TRAX train as previously reported. http://t.co/5OlVuMr|
|93651578061455360|,|You're only as strong as...the tables you dance on, the drinks you mix, and the friends you roll with #viatumblr|
|93404040574148610|,|Instead of being the giver, let's practice receiving today, especially if you are scared to let Love in. #TDL|
|92648382455226368|,|The #Sagittarius may be procrastinators but do their best work under pressure.|
|99087290470629376|,|French court to investigate International Monetary Fund chief Christine Lagarde's role in €285 million arbitration deal http://bbc.in/pP3vdA|
|91984396059549696|,|RT @RayWJ: Is it wrong that this tweet gave you a boner?|
|92020621130739712|,|Todays Relationships: you can touch eachother, but not each others phones.|
|93576571331416065|,|Retweet if you wish you had a time machine....Theres so many things I wish I could go back and redo.|
|92973878510493696|,|When dealing with a #Pisces you may have to be more cleaver, they need mental stimulation.|
|99523095437651968|,|Man shot by police was in minicab: A man shot dead by police in north London was a passenger in a cab stopped du... http://bbc.in/nt5S82|
|98924387897585664|,|Broadband use 'lower in Scotland' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-14392017|
|92368005954142210|,|There`s something wrong with my phone...It doesn`t have your number in it ;]|
|101940709053042688|,|Pakistan shooting soldier to die: A member of Pakistan's paramilitary force is sentenced to death for killing an... http://bbc.in/ppp3Nh|
|93412401352949760|,|The resulting bitcoin is broadcast in a message, the transaction, on the peer-to-peer network    http://t.co/f6VgRAu|
|93230301458874368|,|Fuck R&B, She Wants to Sex to Tyler, the Creator|
|94518623552552961|,|Police: The Utøya shooter is a 32 year old Norwegian national. His ethnicity has NOT been disclosed. Interrogation is currently taking place|
|93733887531941888|,|#Aries has a selfish desire to always get their way. They are not afraid to bully you around to achieve this.|
|92257184171307008|,|Never be someone's something when you can be someone's everything.|
|102862579310936064|,|Real Madrid have failed to win 5 successive matches at home to Barcelona for the first time ever #fcblive #elclasico [via @optajose]|
|94867896928448513|,|John Clayton and I reporting major progress in talks today. Players committee meet Mobday in DC to hopefully recommend approval.|
|92237433697091584|,|CeNation. Ryder has been on internet 22 str8 weeks and has a legit following with zero tv time. Enuff BS. Can we get this kid on RAW!|
|91940689813843968|,|*wonders why life keeps teaching me lessons i have no desire to learn*|
|538344798735052000|,|@MiltonKeynesWCX so the practice has started http://t.co/U8Qkiqtd8h|
|539095774798553000|,|@reashninja Support MK then. We have fans who only attend home games, a half empty stadium, one wonder kid and Karl Robinson. Convinced?|
|537617909313728000|,|"@AutoWorId: McLaren P1 http://t.co/4RZJcPln6b"|
|538486469661577000|,|Didn't get to meet @omgAdamSaleh  the last time he came, deffo need to buy a gold ticket for the December tutor.|
|536470152242798000|,|@MissDebsLowrie I tweeted this on Friday but glad to see its still doing the rounds 😜 I do love a good #ThenAndNow pic 📷👍 xx|
|537287120764014000|,|“@aurabogado: The medical examiner didn't take photos of Mike Brown's body. Because they ran out of batteries. http://t.co/ZhkhgIY2dv” FFS|
|538724850043727000|,|What a great day nothing quite beats a cyclocross race for atmosphere and in the UK as well #amazeballs|
|536622387727704000|,|I'm at Cineworld for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 in MK, Milton Keynes https://t.co/3Rdcj9ozHk|
|538850902921478000|,|@GreyCanon he's got the talent. Needs to think more and clean it up a bit|
|536515451363540000|,|@VirginTrains wats d best thing to do? Cn we board the nxt train to Chester when we arrive at Crewe station ¬ have to buy tickets again?|
|538032969810976000|,|Today we bade adieu to #UncleDavid @MingyPratt @beachboygirl  fun #funeral singing music from #MercerBloom @haywardmusic @TheBeatles|
|538822855937384000|,|#MKCXWC Just a taste of the atmosphere today @MiltonKeynesWCX @ Mkwcx At Campbell Park http://t.co/irEgRbPZG7|
|536647772884451000|,|Love late night walks round the lake, clear my head so much|
|536947694972198000|,|My lovely neighbour has just given me their wing backed chair for my study as an upholstery project.… http://t.co/8uL8ffp1uN|
|536727173152112000|,|DOLPH ZIGGLER! #SuriviorSeries #WWESURVIVORSERIES #WWENetwork #WWE|
|538840335800340000|,|Another lovely outing tonight watching the dressage @Bury_Farm|
|538257038267412000|,|@angelocampione Buenos dias Angelo....por FIN tengo UN colega por estos lares😊. Que hacen a tus bollos pelones diferentes??? Saludos|
|538842287825223000|,|Doesn't take a genius to work out Barry Manilow has had surgery.  He's looking like the rat from the kids film 'Ratatouille'#jonathonross|
|538701990403256000|,|I'm at McDonald's in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire https://t.co/EnnmvjeqHj|
|537328005744713000|,|So tickets, pint AND a pie! Seat in the Corner! £12:50 priceless! #COYD @MKDonsFC|
|539096078432620000|,|Is this the universes way of saying I shouldn't bother writing my essays? #powercut #ILM #actaullyabitscared http://t.co/ZkIuRRL2vU|
|538767303744434000|,|Found a Monty :) #Montythepenguin @ John Lewis Central Milton Keynes http://t.co/Au8GJ1Li1N|
|537201666312122000|,|@TheSilverLineUK @CareQualityComm @bttowerlondon amazing my dad starting work for silver line soon. Such great work #MakingADifference|
|539099589274791000|,|Jacobs been making biscuits!! http://t.co/gbnoJS0C8U|
|538710318038679000|,|Wow. What a final lap #mkwccx #MKWCX #mkcx #huphuphup #cyclocross @velorunner @KREIScycling @VeloClubWalcot http://t.co/bOdeYwyZxz|
|536640307589578000|,|look for the girl with the broken smile|
|537297557907861000|,|The top spot is within reaching distance, lets take one step closer! COYD @MKDonsFC|
|538642932900069000|,|"@hpm3_h: @GoodnightMrTO_m makes my Saturday mornings most weekends 😂" http://t.co/waxOlGjwIK|
|537316415536394000|,|Turns out I have all 3 hsm films|
|538073293245677000|,|Haha what a joke the Europa League is|
|537694988751360000|,|If I wanted some comeback I'd wipe it off your chins|
|538655068363706000|,|Watching a roxy reynolds interview cos im real|
|537269170069843000|,|Buzzin for tonight @MKDonsFC finish work, get home, ten layers of clothes, pick up Buddies, stadium:mk #CheesyChips #COYD|
|539132817951956000|,|Okay guys 25 days left for Christmas bod - wake up on 25/12/2014 feeling great need help? Check out @james_a_pt @MusclePowerMK|
|538321337606242000|,|Wolff steps up to Williams test rolehttp://t.co/da4vwWSc9s|
|538576156824727000|,|@RadioAmbridge Christmas window shopping in Borchester, Carrie Grundy would love this ! http://t.co/Z7oJkMeGv6|
|537195272716419000|,|@Arselona @woodysirish @Orangeiceman10 he's good in possession awful without it. Too slow. Not a leader either IMO|
|537371899245113000|,|@treeinafield I am not sure!ifound it raised discussions & shows need 2get help before turn abusers or worse.Thats if we believe he hasn't.|
|539202547811381000|,|As if I fell into the nap trap|
|539130887322214000|,|CONGRATS to my @takethat boys 🎉🎉🎉"@GaryBarlow: http://t.co/RNvdRMDTPy” @HowardDonald @OfficialMarkO|
|537536960869695000|,|@18DialSquare86 @Gooner11396 @ram_gooner182 @Memz_Dogi fans don't value it at all. Even then though look at how we've regressed since that..|
|538466967989260000|,|@lindainoz07 Yes at the start ... He was quite offended I took my time to kiss him goodnight as I couldn't take my eyes off telly 😂😜 x|
|537233033171324000|,|“@WhlteAndBIack: When you say "LMAO" too much http://t.co/kLJOoHX3h5” where is her batty doe😂 #igotassdoe|
|537577389010989000|,|Team D #dpsawayday http://t.co/p4GkfnzP9i|
|536540514519355000|,|This is the actual bar used in The imitation Game - only a week was actually filmed at Bletchley Park http://t.co/OkBTWJvw3c|
|538310637903183000|,|I'm at @XscapeMk in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire https://t.co/9ZMzBWh6Fv|
|537308131437842000|,|@MKarmy46 still waiting for poxy cab 😡 ffs|
|536603381201395000|,|I've never seen someone get as much abuse on here as ENGLAND's second all time top scorer @GaryLineker Give the guy a break!! #thickskin|
|538752412476272000|,|“@oldpicsarchive: Charlton Heston being photographed by an ape on the set of Planet of the Apes http://t.co/YaudqCtmpP"|
|536443433897164000|,|These might get posted daily!! @nickdawks @Zippy__87 +2 @Nigel_May @alansroberts @joeremblance #GC14 #holiday #sun http://t.co/JYL8dJDzEZ|
|538051119218700000|,|@BelvoirLettings  any tenants of Milton Keynes branch have their emergency numbers?|
|539112934434435000|,|Nickel rock|
|539120059873251000|,|Just saving up the Lamela is shit tweets for when he starts doing good things often & they start licking his balls. #morons|
|537682828138655000|,|.. also Evil Within is only £11 on Steam right now if anyone fancies some survival horror. Not played it myself.|
|539068257593225000|,|“@_c14rk_: Flat Pat http://t.co/o7oqbIGKpH”that stomach|
|536625478988492000|,|How can my dad say "Amz what's twerking? Is it texting?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂|
|538056685039128000|,|@BScanlan9 He'll be back in League 2 next season. Thought he could do better than Wycombe and hasn't.|
|537691335562895000|,|What does Poldi have to do to get a game? We need to win, we need goals. He's the best finisher in the squad. And then Sanogo gets in? Wtf|
|537621541870387000|,|The perfect stocking filler for the budding space scientist. Only 67p @ESA_Rosetta @OUstudents #dpsawayday http://t.co/uprit0PLxA|
|536474901474205000|,|http://t.co/sPFKatu9b3 #Australia Rottnest Island remember it well|
|536893740447973000|,|my throat feels like sandpaper 😭|
|538648340138041000|,|Arrived for World Cyclo Cross #mkwcx (@ Campbell Park in Milton Keynes, UK w/ @peterjlambert @oliverwaters) https://t.co/D9Ja8Gt9wL|
|537301901529083000|,|@LFJDixon sorry not to see you Lawrence, it's been a while. Hope all good with you.|
|537645851133636000|,|@adiepf there was some ITK that younger players weren't happy with Ade & Lennon, Labs stick up for them & Poch didn't agree so dropped 1/2|
|538295892085080000|,|Quite impressed with my own decoration for Hs cake:) had blue bow as if pink she would cringe.Tasted yummy mums cake http://t.co/2ADQBI3nZ9|
|538223738869673000|,|Excitement is growing.... #Tminus1day @miltonkeyneswcx @ Campbell Park http://t.co/2jyux2f6pO|
|536904483574648000|,|@GoateeJoe well done that lady dog. What breed is she?|
|539089715597950000|,|“@billiebutler: it's time to stop playing the racism card and realise that all races are attacked every single day” okay Billie|
|538767538126356000|,|The lump on my head seems to be getting bigger.|
|538361115936571000|,|@isleofislay anyone local who needs landscapes at their property?|
|537995537296130000|,|I’ve just entered #TTGooglePlay to go to the official launch party of III, Monday 1.12.14 with Take That. Enter now http://t.co/N0goTeVTxj ,|
|537988264452685000|,|Just got a job as a chef 😂😂😂😂😂 imagine|
|538638658359009000|,|Instead of another retail marketing tactic 4 gullible consumers #BlackFriday why not have a "A kind deed for someone Friday" #Free #Helpful|
|537698367833645000|,|@ParisHouseChef think you should have food images at the top Phil|
|536459105935032000|,|classy m.K! #pikey http://t.co/KGVuNKjf9w|
|537216855971483000|,|haider actually got me a hotdog and coke from ikea and brought it to school don't even try tell me ur bestfriend is better|
|536572902540603000|,|@DavidAFC68 lol not watching it but judging by my tl it's gonna happen|
|536881793149173000|,|Nice! “@NotExplained: Jelangkung http://t.co/lUFKxjEhDe”|
|538040172055904000|,|Got Robbie and Connor making me dinner haven't I|
|536916007777214000|,|today i got ID first time someone asked me for ID. luckily i did have my ID with me, woah, shocked|
|537087248962183000|,|“@Aishmurda: REMINDER THAT A BLACK MAN GOT 23 YEARS FOR SHOOTING A POLICE DOG.” SAY IT AGAIN|
|536470295214055000|,|@ZeGooner yes they are. They're fighting in the crowd at the games because some back him others don't. He's not leading them but it is...|
|536530416497590000|,|Hamilton WINS! Rosberg plagued by car problems, valiant fight to the end. Excellent race from Massa|
|537183867690811000|,|@woodysirish they all deserve criticism to be fair. Manager and players for the show so far but agree that players letting him down bigtime|
|538304444795215000|,|Shopping in MK on Black Friday? Swing by and take advantage of this great offer from main menu. Eat in or takeaway. http://t.co/LmmcVSaBfK|
|537904025606565000|,|Date night turned into me and @OliviaRoweX getting steaming and going tesco to get more wine 🙈🍷👫|
|538635001794150000|,|At the uci World Cup http://t.co/8tw6fCaDJA|
|537305453639000000|,|@rrrosco umm... As in from FF7? Lol|
|537562076861190000|,|Fancy either a nandos, a subway or a KFC|
|537693912950128000|,|@BBCR1 I've got a feeling there's going to be a lot of innuendos off tonight's one show! #SausageFest|
|537715874480652000|,|#ImaACeleb even my kitten is enjoying abit Ant & Dec http://t.co/Fc6A50IdF8|
|536785098633646000|,|When you're too awake to sleep, but too tired to study the best thing to do is don your painting… http://t.co/VbAYWTtDfh|
|536501502274453000|,|@gandy_gooner defo. He's not even don't the basics right|
|538476452711497000|,|Piss taker... straight up.|
|538454611343179000|,|So glad this week is over. Been nothing but stress, embarrassment and arguments 💀💀💀💀💀|
|536460686415912000|,|Those who leave the UK to fight Jihad abroad must NEVER be allowed back here #bbcsml their choice, our choice.|
|538820124867043000|,|@KellyOktavian who? Me? Mine? Errhh don't think so dear *koprol|
|537583108137426000|,|Today is a great day !!!!!! With @janebar83 #DnDday #Lyla #positivity #ryan #pizza #allgood #family #security #happy|
|536308256483049000|,|Day 22 of no shave November! Think its plain sailing from here on in! http://t.co/aloMQ8jfuH|
|537572768527962000|,|Still got a family room for Milton Keynes World Cup for Friday and Saturday night if anyone's interested .|
|537364610140356000|,|Nothing I ain't seen a 100 times and more. #aguero http://t.co/QnMxlw97Xk|
|537283332120510000|,|Why wont this Goverment pass the Circus Bill?..What a Cruel Hateful lot they are..I will be glad to see the back of them..How do they Sleep.|
|538503727880351000|,|"@TeamVirginTrain: Goodnight. Leaving you with this one from London Euston. #Traindeer http://t.co/aUssAun6gm" get #Traindeer trending#fb|
|536936075391160000|,|@Desiree_Laverne Ivory has Blood Pain And Misery flowing through it..Do not inflict that on any more Elephants!|
|539039598912225000|,|@Protect_Wldlife @ROXANNAHALBRYT I must be the nicest person going then...Lol...Love my Dogs every single one..Miss the ones that are gone!|
|538300310364901000|,|TGI Fridays lunch date 👭💞🍴🍹|
|537554629253668000|,|We need to know street language for our graffiti art. Need to be down with the kidz  #dpsawayday @TheBuszyMK @OUstudents|
|536904177507897000|,|@adiepf the bloke can't adapt his game. Proven under AVB & Poch. Time for him to move on. Thanks for the one decent season while on loan.|
|536953860976562000|,|@samspge @1Pepsy The Police out there love shooting Animals..They need to concentrate on the Criminals!|
|537577938540302000|,|“@El_Est98: #wcw http://t.co/34uKymbDem” omg , thank you 💜💜|
|539193804067459000|,|Harry Kane doing a very good Jamie Oliver impression there in his post match interview #MOTD2|
|538482508120489000|,|@SimpleUserID @DESTIHLbrewery @SecuLawyer @Skeptical_G @FruitOfNoah @Tribod @slang4201 @Beersies @HopticalA Another beauty Juan|
|537254641399259000|,|Can't find a link to the press conf but from quotes more rubbish from the gaffer. Unsurprising. Glad kos back|
|537889174083600000|,|Who thinks that Abigail Breslin is about to be best mates with Acacia?? 😂|
|536570259906768000|,|Mmmmmm put a real winger on and we score #COYS #tottenham #spurs|
|539093568946987000|,|@lynxlynx8 @SeaWorld @SumOfUs Well Done California you have seen the Light now tell everyone one else how Barbaric this place is!|
|539000767609602000|,|I'm at @BletchleyPark in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire w/ @kwaazi https://t.co/HFYNfGdCW5|
|538437858445766000|,|Don't forget the race will be live on the uci YouTube channel from 1:50. #MKWCX|
|537724122919215000|,|Can't decide whether to dye my hair back dark can someone just decide for me please 😩 I can't make decisions|
|536623957890584000|,|Good on @THESTEVIRITCHIE for grabbing an opportunity and running with it, he will be sorely missed #XFactor2014|
|538322318280622000|,|@SheWore can you send me a link to your merch site please mate|
|537707862907453000|,|@duncs197916 @djbeard1 Done well getting CMS back. He should bang a fair few away in that league!|
|538991199261315000|,|So prefer Xmas shopping on the net no horrible crowds or red rage riseing with morons.|
|536472692426543000|,|Breakfast wrap! #TING|
|538835251045597000|,|Bed night all|
|537303963142717000|,|@SmashedGrowler They don't have a right to be mad? Someone's brother, son, lover has been murdered and justice evades them, what do you ...|
|538043708793692000|,|Reunited with this creature 😘😘 @ Bletchley College http://t.co/5n2zT6e2K8|
|538772281041092000|,|Epic day @MiltonKeynesWCX @unlikely_outlaw @BeckyBonnett @CorleyCycles @TheParksTrust #sven #camo #commentator http://t.co/w5VyLTLQE1|
|536956742224330000|,|IKEA shopping by myself #sadtimes|
|538043670680076000|,|So glad my mum went to america on time for the sales💯|
|537251843546832000|,|Girouds goal against utd was live still, in the games he's played he's scored but uno, need that striker that can make a goal from nothin|
|536621566734258000|,|A friend has just come back from Brussels with some vegan cherry beer for me! Not a massive fan of… http://t.co/wV4docgiUJ|
|537685472727019000|,|Bruce Grobbelaar sticking his nose in. Forgets that the managers he worked under were moulded from the era of Shankley. #6YrsNoTrophy #LFC|
|539197603628744000|,|Christmas decorations are up! 🎅🎄🎁|
|538121387521892000|,|@wearejames @abs_inthefairy does anyone out there still have the olive green t shirt with just a J on the front, stitched in, around 1991?|
|538614594118647000|,|Great that @thecentremk have renamed parts of the centre after cyclocross riders @FieldyCX @MiltonKeynesWCX http://t.co/NeDW9L5RXs|
|536991620391256000|,|@JonnieLovepole good old Vicky Coren. A millionaire with brains and enormous breasts. Only ever 2 time winner on the European Poker Tour.|
|539028886689169000|,|@Elliiekirk_ @GeorgeFaulkner he does... Quotes the rest of the movie,it's one of his favourite films. Not quite sure how to feel about it|
|538316173583343000|,|Pro plus and Redbull you've been a beaut today! Need to restock for tonight! Another packed night @WonderWorldMK with @Skepta 👌 #BusyBusy|
|539076807648370000|,|@MattSmith189 10th December is the day in my family. After my birthday. Never before!!|
|537967243611877000|,|@double_canister @StupidDeluxe @Blackburngeorge interesting santi and Ramsey almost identical positions|
|537326848246439000|,|Front squats tonight. Hamstrings are still sore from WildTraining on Saturday. #squats #skwats… http://t.co/CMqT4NVoCT|
|537747056946057000|,|Love listening to @Eminem when I'm angry 😍👍|
|538376682789695000|,|far too many fakes&snakes in this town😒🐍|
|537321262083997000|,|“@JustAbaPls: In fishermead, the only way to avoid getting mugged is to dress like a mugger”|
|539092988572741000|,|Birmingham German Christmas Market ⛄️🎄🎁🎅 #bedsmas14 http://t.co/tI7RoFTQFa|
|538737325401202000|,|Thanks @WillHillBet there's no point offering cash out if you can't do it #joke http://t.co/mANYDdqibA|
|537189154510368000|,|“@MahalKoXiKim: cto: psssssstt Berly contain yourself charooooooot 😍😍😍  Past Tense @Cleaven @alex_2978 https://t.co/v8MfgwroYH via @vine”😘💙|
|537535177648795000|,|I'm sorry, dear tweet people. After 8500 miles I return the E 63 AMG with "too much rear tread". #MustTryHarder 😳 http://t.co/a8UiEBLBNM|
|537681172776898000|,|@jimbobgooner indeed. Arsenal DNA lol|
|536460776283049000|,|Stop infiltrating my life!!!!!!!! http://t.co/KiYIRxzD71|
|538620517419610000|,|@queenteapot in now... it was the elf and safety apparently 👷|
|538412949015384000|,|@chaz_lou so hope tomorrow foes ahead for your skydive tomorrow can't wait to see the video too @Keechhospices #fundraising @snow_charlie|
|536316835973853000|,|@donnajoan2410 @andyfrater0497 the jokes when I leave you for Andy > everything else|
|537643834994593000|,|54,000 learner drivers earn penalty points before passing their test http://t.co/qZKd8Qkg4V http://t.co/RgS3mQeEVx heard of one with 18.|
|536481160969617000|,|And this is why double points is bullshit, @nico_rosberg wouldn't be deserving,  cheats f1 history. http://t.co/Aqm8d8xtdj|
|537908879594889000|,|Scotland have been well and truly shafted. Not surprised one bit though tbh.|
|538992304703676000|,|Interesting riding conditions at Milton Keynes Cyclocross Nationals http://t.co/xt8AmDu3t3|
|538848914573901000|,|Best boxer won. Eubanks gonna be a decent fighter though if he can sort it out. Misses way too much. Just throws at times and hopes 4 best.|
|538377725707554000|,|"@ImDatPrince: When Hardcore Yardies Explain Stories The Always Have To Tap Or Hit You .. You'll Leave The Convo With Bruises😂"accurate😂😂|
|538469903846866000|,|Get £5 off when you use the following referral code to register - GL186851,https://t.co/opwu0n7B7k|
|539152510024712000|,|So I start screaming when @UnionJworld performance started.my dad runs in and said "oh is union j on" I'm like YES!!!!!!!!!!|
|538418188258918000|,|@Luke_Lambourne @TBATW_ Stefan Moore all day long|
|536407595230461000|,|Everytime I close my eyes, I keep hearing my daughter say how much she misses me. I FUCKING HATE THIS, I WANT TO SEE MY GIRLS!!!! 😒|
|538233054389870000|,|@Mrs_excommuter @arriva_mk two came together at MK train station last night one 20 mins late this morning no bus ! http://t.co/enFWXSOwfj|
|537537126158856000|,|@18DialSquare86 @Gooner11396 @ram_gooner182 @Memz_Dogi game. People's frustrations are justified. The FA cup win was ace and he deserves...|
|538664495401676000|,|📕 (@ Milton Keynes Central Library - @mklibraries in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire) https://t.co/RmOeMJtNPr|
|537206476851650000|,|"@Mr_Mike_Clarke: It's no wonder I have trust issues. http://t.co/gvL9j0ToVl"#EveryLittleDoesNotHelp|
|536462924572012000|,|Wedding wankers @ The Marle Inn http://t.co/DBgygji4Q1|
|538435622558769000|,|Watching Despicable Me at youth group! http://t.co/Or2KPeDtSz|
|536644414245208000|,|@megan_powellx yeh he is buff but his personality does tickle my pickle !|
|536621995090522000|,|someone come dry & straighten my hair pls|
|537290095939031000|,|@SmashedGrowler First things first, there is proven evidence that he (a) did not steal anything, and (b) did not attack Wilson|
|538462681070862000|,|Feeds a fiver into the fruity, looses a fiver. Standard. @craufurdarmsmk|
|538683310713884000|,|Don't look at me like I'm a piece of dirt when you're the one wearing a pair of Skechers in 2014, cunt 😊|
|536546044142972000|,|@MelOreilly1970 what about an iPad with the banner app installed?|
|538292267430457000|,|@MrsSaintsman I think I will leave that, we want the sun to stay out not dark clouds looming lol 😉|
|538418652509659000|,|@MiltonKeynesWCX @martingujan @OMProTeam @sven_nys @Jerm_Durrin & me & @CJoyAnthony in the background!!!!|
|537540551630151000|,|am coming! “@RedondoMusicNL: Next stop: @toolroomrecords station. http://t.co/1dr0gb03e6”|
|536681563212484000|,|Ya girlfriends ill and you go clubbin. Oh priorities mate 👏|
|538055607719559000|,|Robbie surprised me with a card,flowers & chocolates, so happy💝💏💎|
|537320549454999000|,|@frazermccoll @MercedesAMG ah no the S 63 AMG Coupe is your Christmas present ;) http://t.co/OFmQIpdpjd|
|536624918860161000|,|@HoylandS @Mandy_Emmerson It's fab isn't it! I'm sure all the comments mean the world to Mandy 🌍 xx|
|536530360235229000|,|@HorseHour Lewis Hamilton wins world Championship, formula 1 Grand Prix 2014|
|538416365544423000|,|My @wildbangarang Eric's are on and I'm ready for aerial hoop @polenastics. Happy Friday! 🎉👌|
|538356104993185000|,|Black Friday deal.  50% off garden design for '15, get that garden u want. 5% referral fee paid to u if u pass on work. Guaranteed|
|537932075031355000|,|“C63 AMG Black, silver without that rear wing. Rude. http://t.co/39q8E8pMrW http://t.co/qC1IfwNNgd” @Jon_686|
|538339460635967000|,|@drinkaware @NHSChoices @VirginCare @CarersUK @DiabetesUK @DementiaUK all local at @WoughtonCC health event|
|538853961051422000|,|"@Science_Factoid: Drinking a single glass of wine daily will add 10 lbs of body mass after a year."#liar|
|537588779498745000|,|@MovemberUK Hubby supporting Movember...! http://t.co/00iyVCnGFB|
|536437686803136000|,|£4.50 for a meal deal?! What kinda day light robbery is that by Shell 😂|
|538808034160832000|,|@robertkingsland @alexpaton123 @DewDogsDad @MiltonKeynesWCX the Tom Jones of CX|
|537303180229754000|,|I think my cab driver may work for the Milton Keynes tourist board|
|537693555125649000|,|@sj17burns Boycott British Cruel Airways!|
|538074287673196000|,|“@WrestlinGifs: CM Punk #throwbackthursday http://t.co/D7Flag47qR” savaaggeee|
|537961821869973000|,|@StupidDeluxe perfect for arsenal post arsene then lol|
|536486685685866000|,|At Subway CMK rail station for pre - match snack!|
|537107594721386000|,|“@MichellCClark: "A riot is the language of the unheard." - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. (1968)”|
|538249455695585000|,|I dont wana die from doing pills I have ambitions' 😅 the texts I wake up to lool|
|539060846144806000|,|“@MadamChiuLimFan: Trending WWKimXi On GGV 9th spot http://t.co/A47KuYsTdE”@XianLimm @prinsesachinita 👍😘💙|
|538652185073291000|,|“@chaz_lou: Best experience ever :-) http://t.co/KIxQXVvcAY”well done so proud of u mum said well done too 👍👍🏆🏆|
|537914106704297000|,|Just heard on the radio that a rabie follows god on twitter 😕 I don't think it's him to be honest mate.|
|537286489739390000|,|My hate towards people is growing day by day😤|
|536886821167587000|,|Love the Christmas decorations in MK 🎄⛄❄ @ The Centre:MK Shopping Centre http://t.co/dC8anzIZw2|
|537934055489421000|,|Brochete de bolos en face tapel ca une ekipe ca.fais pas la mala si on sait les bales que ta tirer c'était des kipsta http://t.co/rwQk631K9Y|
|538999842799091000|,|German market was so pretty yesterday in Birmingham, such a good weekend with bestfriend 👭 http://t.co/4vI92NGL5e|
|538321406774493000|,|Kimi not surprised by Vettel visithttp://t.co/dre8R9WBh7|
|538457761575890000|,|@thejonnyedge @tiff_tv @GrandPrixDiary I think so, especially when those *token* women are in media positions. That annoys me more tbh|
|538685631535513000|,|Debenhams Milton Keynes £85 and 30% off @ghoulinaa http://t.co/tEB9dwNM1r|
|538100074837213000|,|2km swim @GreenlightPT 400m warm up. Back in my natural habitat of 2nd in lane 2. My technique advice sounded suspiciously like swim faster.|
|537931605739073000|,|“@John_Pile: @loz_mc_ To be fair your nose and ears are usually off limits. 😉” FFS 😭😭😭😭😭😭|
|538227188324372000|,|I'm at David Lloyd in Milton Keynes, UK https://t.co/RzgCjwdvsn|
|539120813333835000|,|cheesy fries & chicken nuggets, I'm so happy right now|
|537548945673977000|,|@JohnJig we shouldn't go after a massive name. Why not get a green manager with a forward thinking philosophy and give him the chance to...|
|536661909958033000|,|@gooner1947 where's Blackwood in Wales? Rural?|
|536543562486542000|,|@Blackburngeorge @Gooner_Rafa no george what's required is a player who can lift the team spur them on lead by example. We don't have that.|
|536917122891677000|,|When I get depressed, I get extremely paranoid it's so bad, need relaxation ASAP😪💆|
|539056804442144000|,|@schwanke1965 looks great. Nice label art|
|537360345720160000|,|Costa scores in a team that is world class and probably go on tobe invisible. Aguero scores in a team that is out of form and saved them|
|538315495502778000|,|Up city on Black Friday and 3 spaces become free at the same time in front of me...lucky day??|
|536577096848793000|,|@TattyDon can't believe you came right passed my house and didn't stop in for a coffee......whatever happened to friendship lol|
|537629769463267000|,|Great time making chocolate! Many thanks to @theeventscom #dpsawayday @OpenUniversity http://t.co/d1Zk3DQ4d3|
|538466969809604000|,|Winslow in Buckinghamshire, looks like a Dickensian Christmas scene tonight, I love England x http://t.co/ryc2W5nsSO|
|537022361430929000|,|Bed looks so cute http://t.co/dGer1h45FA|
|536815257025773000|,|Mrs Henderson's literacy group are having fun acting out bossy (imperative) verbs. http://t.co/kmzX7fC2vk|
|538806446440603000|,|@JGXRCIA you won't have much competition😩 did your brothers like there game btw|
|536552499894042000|,|Have a obsession of taking pictures of the sky|
|537518418195673000|,|Just taught my mum how to upload a YouTube video...there's hope for her yet|
|539147290859286000|,|ADAM LAMBERT ON XFACTOR OMG|
|538696082201792000|,|Men's Elite Cyclo-cross World Cup @MiltonKeynesWCX #MKWCX http://t.co/9meK7bImhZ|
|537215716089667000|,|Rumours of budget cuts in our reception display area fund are unfounded. This was "deliberate". 💥😁 http://t.co/8cndcpI7kM|
|539075528444354000|,|Clichyyy, class counter attack that|
|539071975545905000|,|Burnt my tongue and now my life is ruined|
|538144778207391000|,|https://t.co/34EDmvpDXT the amount of times I've seen this, still so funny idc|
|536544660609843000|,|@Blackburngeorge @Gooner_Rafa from the boardroom to the boot boy there's problems at arsenal|
|536794060691095000|,|@nsbits @Horseware Ted enjoying his Breakfast on a frosty morning x http://t.co/560oRNWxXt|
|537556751965749000|,|Today my look is "Robert Smith does office wear"|
|538244003180060000|,|Watching the news when Asda opened and the people standing on eachother punching eachother all sorts 😂😂|
|538775088607539000|,|When in Belgium.... (or the next best thing @MiltonKeynesWCX) #MKWCX http://t.co/sTd0Di2Tkh|
|536683103348359000|,|My tattoo is so pretty🎀 http://t.co/QQy2Cjws9M|
|538465407255199000|,|Oh chilled night in! http://t.co/DYQwM3jP4L|
|536541605227155000|,|The problem Arsenal has is a lack of leadership throughout the club – from the dressing room to the dugout to the board-room'- Henry winter|
|536533972743102000|,|Come on @england let's make more history today and beat the Germans..|
|537968913376870000|,|Comparing inquiry learning with other approaches at age 16/17 #design4learning  explanation-based works - but why? http://t.co/NZQujuAMoy|
|538807411633840000|,|Eating so much food and hiding the evidence when babysitting|
|537635840294281000|,|Network Rail #office #miltonkeynes #networkrail @ Network Rail The Quadrant:MK http://t.co/85ypac77N6|
|539179214382333000|,|Chances of Monday happening tomorrow: 100% Chances of me sleeping tonight: 1% #ThemOnes|
|536624242218270000|,|Soon… Olaf will be in space! #Futura42 http://t.co/J5ICxvtz0P|
|537366784698253000|,|“@luc_bvb: Nani thinks he's Jay-Jay Okocha https://t.co/5b21ODqNOc” the top right Lisbon player can suck himself 😴😴|
|538825448218968000|,|What a crowd and what a natural amphitheater Campbell Park was today @MiltonKeynesWCX #MKCXWC @ UCI… http://t.co/R5xAHYmebm|
|537610202108166000|,|I'm at Norfolk House in Milton Keynes https://t.co/GuQAky3uEe|
|537303817172574000|,|@TheEvilBread Yes! I'm so glad they have gone back to a park theme again. So many more people to be munched hehe.|
|537932227787907000|,|The life of Philip Hughes has been taken to early playing a game of cricket #RIPPhilHughes|
|538382256151461000|,|Going to ikea AKA my favourite shop ever|
|538629610884579000|,|I just began a mountain biking workout using #Endomondo. Peptalk me now @ http://t.co/jivsr6LKEq|
|538969514160193000|,|@lindainoz07 Ooooh yes, I love that one too! Keeps going round and round in my head 🎶 It's so apt as u say!! Safe trip down again chick xx|
|538482682884542000|,|Next person who thinks it's acceptable to ask why I resent the police will get a kick so far up their ass I'll abandon my shoes in there|
|536571410916061000|,|@Gooner_Rafa @Blackburngeorge lol after this season he'd probably do well on the continent as a cb|
|538826190560452000|,|Im never gona be able to sit on his face if he sees me leaving with another man' 😭😭😭|
|537601975639359000|,|Christmas is coming in a BIG way! @ amscan showroom http://t.co/ZoQdK8YlQB|
|538832974083796000|,|One of the best beers I've tried this yearHoney Porter @StPetersBrewery @BeerOClockShow @PerfectPintUK http://t.co/WBWNE8JzrW|
|536976033992691000|,|Beautiful sunset in Widemouth Bay yesterday @CornishPhotos1 @CornwallHour http://t.co/ds0QazlBGo|
|537045032973660000|,|My legs are actually huge now, (not saying they're fat) I'm saying they're like huge with muscle 😂🙆|
|538461557194518000|,|Yay @mariastamp1 ... Well done on your reply! 🎉💃👍 xx|
|539053490312867000|,|I wonder how much it would be to hire the whole city centre so I can do my Christmas shopping, anyone wanna go halfs xox|
|536489367427350000|,|@SteveMaggs I like how they are explaining how all of the main characters came to be. Plus I think it's a good mix of rawness vs humour|
|536523735810203000|,|It's like that time in Brazil.. Massa's family celebrate.. Oh no, Lewis has crossed the line.. YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!|
|537694640657686000|,|Hotel life 👌 http://t.co/yIsOuyl853|
|537300518130184000|,|“@AlexChaffer: Here's what Gündoğan had to say on the quotes. (In English) http://t.co/0d9YXfp1sQ”🙌|
|539145451766038000|,|I think the crowd may have been the problem today...#JuJu|
|536521658472091000|,|The Disney store at Christmas is magical 👑|
|536479683026907000|,|@MelOreilly1970 @pjbish that pic has everything ooompa loompas crying giant rabbits a transsexual on a stretcher an ambulance|
|537352344615546000|,|I have literally bought Hannah the sassiest Christmas present ever. Can't wait to give it to her|
|537621177498607000|,|Angelina is all that matters... 😍 http://t.co/xeipVTbDzx|
|537596745476497000|,|@tarasch95 is that for your Interview? Be patient they will call :)|
|538657486866505000|,|Damm, forgot my credit card. #MKWCX http://t.co/MjRf29eAGk|
|537723380686786000|,|Think the chef forgot to add salt to my popcorn|
|538652107822616000|,|On bus to the #cyclocross in  Milton Keynes, cow bell at the ready.|
|536531571684425000|,|Not your average dog walk http://t.co/0MMv8Mdt3Y|
|537159103173640000|,|@BanTheBBC @greenygreen96 capitalism isn't freedom. Not by any stretch of the imagination.|
|537868956519108000|,|@lucyCwhitehead This night 😂😂😂😂 http://t.co/MaDpA9wed1|
|537192089004834000|,|Past Tense Premier Night trending 9th spot http://t.co/oohdC4cDAm|
|537383388194566000|,|@bendunn24 bro..... A bed is a bed!!! Haha|
|537259710148538000|,|@double_canister @Arselona @woodysirish sure but like I said he's adjusting pace of the game probably a lot for him|
|539148746551214000|,|Oh dear, Fleur has come dressed as Jo from S Club 7|
|538067224318443000|,|@Paul_RMHN I was a bit undecided with whether it was achieving what they wanted. Made people talk|
|537712127906443000|,|Why can't this team turn up every game?|
|537303825712181000|,|Why we need to save the local welfare fund http://t.co/ynMynpCddM|
|538824479259262000|,|The sun sets on a historic day for britishcycling CX at the #MKCXWC @MiltonKeynesWCX today. @ Mkwcx At… http://t.co/Qo1NYmyVbO|
|538647167553257000|,|Just seen a dog with a woman that I'm not joking, almost reaches her shoulders with his head on his four legs!|
|538623903128911000|,|@ComfortRay @SecuLawyer All Ive heard all week is Oz Oz Oz Oz. Seriously. At home at work on twitter. Now the kids are watchin 'I'm a celeb'|
|539139774662316000|,|End of an era. #maximuscle #progain #chocolate #protein http://t.co/y9MhyAW07I|
|537012108484165000|,|@AsimTanvir when using a player trade in transfers if you choose more than one trade with same player and more than 1 is successful the....|
|537963095529123000|,|Premier league years' is class|
|537182298098380000|,|@TheRealist_Jay ffs is that another ignorant American or a Brit?|
|539141155171364000|,|New blogpost http://t.co/jYM0Kia3DD http://t.co/bVqZABy6FH|
|536664400384765000|,|lucky man by the verve. great song|
|537286234767650000|,|@jackhurley6 thanks jack!!!😃🚘🎉xxx|
|537930945962450000|,|Is #TEL just "Old wine in new bottles"? #design4learning http://t.co/jeqrrZkRyz|
|539007889365811000|,|@Kevin_Healey signed, shared. Twitter need to do more.|
|538798456568287000|,|#stonystratford loving how excited the kids were ... http://t.co/3LIFinOOSv|
|538341373687382000|,|This is my day sorted cure this darn hangover! @IGGYAZALEA http://t.co/lNN5MGlQPQ|
|536308835531902000|,|#CameronMustGo because his game is hammering the vulnerable & suggesting they're scroungers. Name-calling demeans the Good Office of PM|
|538079103422066000|,|So after a half hour phone call my mum is finally on board with the move 😁 "We'll explore your options when I'm home" 👏😏|
|537880226873999000|,|@TSSAunion The government cannot stop lying in all areas of policy, slavishly followed by the right wing press. #CameronMustGo|
|538405755012268000|,|It was fun, it was hard, it was tedious at times, But through it all, no matter... http://t.co/MAMqxbbgyQ|
|538863724103475000|,|Lols! “@Derpey: The Chair Scare http://t.co/vQNNEm1Fki”|
|539082815208689000|,|I do wish politics in UK was more mature instead of "You can't vote for that party because I don't like them."|
|537255903419170000|,|Happy birthday“@100PCT: Birthday presents - lots to learn about.#richardbertinet #colchestercookschool #hilskitchen http://t.co/iYvfAhJKJP”|
|538684557323542000|,|Great racing #wcmiltonkeynes @ UCI World Cup Cyclocross - Milton Keynes http://t.co/O7l5QoVSDp|
|537640760649469000|,|“@_shxnnontate: Cheeky McDonalds after a good win today👌⚽️ #teamwyke @wyke_girlsfooty @wykecollegePE”Cheeky💯💯💯👌👌👌🙏🙏🙏😜😜😜😩😩😩|
|538441504227069000|,|Decided to be a good girl and stay in and drink wine instead of drink wine outside the crib 🌞|
|537232353190744000|,|@shotta_gooner @SheWore I suppose those buying will see the value in it if it has the desired effect. Just hope lads aren't attacked for it|
|539124803727147000|,|Just posted a photo @ Revolution MK http://t.co/7RDqTudhLL|
|538307825475551000|,|My Spanish essay was literally me adding ario, o, ar, er and ir to every English word in the dictionary|
|539181143531466000|,|So m&d fort dis cud be me pfft i wudnt b cort teehee @TedTerrier @ScrappyN @teddybearbt @MegandFrankBTs @BarneyBT http://t.co/8E8d2YAjGZ|
|536570844336885000|,|@xmaarkyx yes Mark good job Arsenal and Liverpool slipping up ... You well mate?|
|536512556362633000|,|Man like Lambert|
|538077148666687000|,|The whole Freddie Joe Lindsey thing is annoying me now #hollyoaks|
|538744994975473000|,|Bet with William Hill. Unless of course you like to be able to cash your bets in at half time. Never again.|
|537274547998064000|,|Get following on Instagram. #Baobab #HealthandFitness http://t.co/wGlWiAb0mE|
|537028995347267000|,|Christmas this way -> @ Hobby Craft http://t.co/HzR1doI1aI|
|536456794756100000|,|Sunday morning workout complete...that's a first Sunday in a long time. #jillians100days|
|536480098896314000|,|can't believe I'm wearing a pink hijab, wth was I thinking|
|538327794569478000|,|@lex_looper fact our politicians have been protecting paedophiles and child killers in the government for years.|
|537645985724641000|,|@adiepf 2/2 them. Lennon only made bench after Townsend was ruled out. Pinch of salt and all that|
|538784791014166000|,|Are Xmas blog is now up on http://t.co/Z6ii3FzLQt have a look #ffomoblog #ffomofashion #bbloggers http://t.co/KHu3XhiPcG|
|536500424342511000|,|We love Sunday's @BTownMK. Fresh, delicious Buffet & 241 Cocktails. Let us do the cooking whilst you relax and enjoy! http://t.co/wP1GBdC3Fd|
|538623700732739000|,|Colchester at home today, let's hope we can do abit better than last season when we had about 30 shots and drew 0-0|
|537223702656843000|,|Love feta cheese😻😻|
|538045230495563000|,|@O2 thanks for the free goodies :) http://t.co/ukwS3emnvJ|
|536530298717372000|,|Yesssss! Feel for Rosberg but... get in there Lewis! Double World Champion! :-) More of the same in 2015, please! #hammertime #AbuDhabiGP|
|538422508043894000|,|Wilbraham hates 'boro|
|537016181581168000|,|It's all about late night workouts, so after I can just go home and sleep|
|538670636265381000|,|@sligokitty @Dustbowlrefugee   Good luck @cxbeaver http://t.co/Zc6ywZ6S0N|
|537541312837595000|,|@18DialSquare86 @attwood10 he should go right now are all WOB's woth agendas dismissing FA cup win (if that makes sense). Many likely...|
|536471310898302000|,|@pjbish sure me too but many aren't tolerant to the fact that someone else has a different opinion|
|536622516253777000|,|@gemmastorey Ben was so out of tune last night 😔|
|536593046767697000|,|@JareddRaymondd god sake 😂😂😂|
|536552691225620000|,|Beautiful sunset thus evening. Turkey dinner beckons http://t.co/p1qkVdQEnr|
|539194277730209000|,|Just watched Frozen for the first time ever and knew the words to all the songs... How?! #productplacement|
|536503789864640000|,|@LongMeadowSch can't get near the laptop because Grace has gone @purpleMash crazy!#computing #homework #fun http://t.co/8zHUQ1vm2W|
|538757313105256000|,|@MiltonKeynesWCX big thanks to @SeddonMartin for allowing me to be his side kick with building the course http://t.co/ZLBiGhrf3j|
|538659675672436000|,|"I was terrified, because I was thinking I'm gonna be on the plane with the pig" http://t.co/EJ1J9I8dMt|
|538070181504118000|,|Omg can't believe they played still the one on #freshers|
|537935516143190000|,|@Missguided_help hello I made an order on Monday for standard delivery and I've still got no email about delivery or tracking details?|
|536531985033101000|,|LEWIS FUCKING HAMILTON!!!!!!!!!! http://t.co/atIITAQdJ1|
|538462705922105000|,|“@Footy: Real Madrid's last 15 games:Games Won: 15 Goals Scored: 57Goals Conceded: 8Clean Sheets: 8 http://t.co/tWCvvjSBdO” #jeeze|
|538096260683927000|,|La phrase du vendredi: coûter les yeux de la tête: when something is so expensive it costs the eyes of the head! (Or an arm and a leg!)|
|537954013581688000|,|@StupidDeluxe interesting. But I think they played well as a team moving as a unit a lot better defending well. Just wondered why the change|
|538315768069648000|,|Who'll be crossing this first tomo? #cxworlds #cx # @ milton keynes http://t.co/WRGAN4Gwnj|
|537704925254664000|,|“@nickimonge: Nah who changed my Twitter picture Bruv” I am gonna whitey you look shockingly beauts|
|537648743542435000|,|Wooooo!!! Vampire diaries http://t.co/8taCCJntrp|
|537671846339289000|,|Paul Mitchell at Spurs. If he brings attitude and nous he had at MK Dons we are in good hands. Now we just need to out Baldini.@mkarmy|
|538062354878316000|,|My PS3 thinks I've got epilepsy|
|538293471959080000|,|Lovely tribute #putoutyourbats from #LTFC http://t.co/jnWUFKqArW|
|537648949453389000|,|UCAS application has finally been sent off omg|
|539079104708898000|,|@goonergang @gazatwita @TheEdge1971 we do have money. Wenger spent close to £100m in a year.|
|538422667985297000|,|Well done for making Exeter fans travel up to Accrington on a Friday night, you're well good at thinking of the fans @football_league|
|538613306928680000|,|"@snaffleweb: Evil Twin Brewing Imperial IPA, just leaving the building @ 13% @cambosis @GoodBeerTweet http://t.co/lANd4GZxGI"#beergasm|
|536450609084645000|,|Panjang kalii “@infojakarta: Nokia Berganti Nama Menjadi Microsoft Mobile #JktTekno http://t.co/a7myKIgQHq”|
|537713651797749000|,|I don't blame Tiffany to be honest Justin is an actual hottie,😏 but still kinda nasty.😑 #WaterlooRoad|
|537282357720805000|,|Hate this feeling😔😓|
|538786691033862000|,|Sometimes shut ya mout init|
|538379623286206000|,|When you spend too much time on snapchat?? maybe one day the art of pictures will make sense to me??… http://t.co/CWoDOBsKZz|
|537887240446550000|,|@soniaodedra you have to say like this Phil Hughes Rest in Peace. Sean Abbott Live in Peace.|
|538580412189405000|,|Up and ready for the biggest cyclocross the uk as had @MiltonKeynesWCX really as been a pleasure working on it , let racing begin|
|537596718297382000|,|Afternoon session about to start: team building through chocolate! Ace! @OUstudents @OpenUniversity #dpsawayday http://t.co/EMle3ecIxD|
|538778361288728000|,|6 pointer for Southampton tomorrow.|
|536475490513866000|,|So excited about this race, what a season it's been!! #comeonlewis|
|538852966774865000|,|I hope Tyson fury gets embarrassed beyond belief tonight. I really do|
|537570140867788000|,|“@kxleeuy: Jampacked yow!!! Please forgive me and my super blurry pic! Lol #PastTenseShangCineplex =))) http://t.co/UQsYsmfjxr”@XianLimm 🙏👍|
|537724256134504000|,|@Lord_Sugar You best have sacked James this week.  It's amazing he has enough brain power to move his legs!!!|
|538794143070560000|,|Sainz Jr. to race number 55 in Formula 1http://t.co/Gh3X6h8u1Q|
|537913894501888000|,|💜 “@detikcom: Ini Dia Animator dan Komikus Indonesia yang Terlibat di Film Hollywood http://t.co/g3iXgdIqix via @detikhot”|
|538361592690524000|,|Hamilton and Rosberg truce won't last in 2015 - Wolffhttp://t.co/zs6BfNfBgM|
|538243891452203000|,|@Accone @HDMIPi a happy boy!! Want to see some projects now (after the turkey goes down of course!!)|
|538726318012399000|,|@18DialSquare86 @JohnJig if opposition fans were voting they'd be voting him to stay if anything.|
|537572203332898000|,|yam & benin owo too 💙|
|537202110816059000|,|@henrywinter @Telegraph this is the best article I've ever read of yours tbh Henry. So much said spot on|
|537383719154491000|,|@whitneyjadek when I watch it with mine his like twat slut slut twat slut😂x|
|536584037943738000|,|I'm at @ByronHamburgers in Milton Keynes w/ @tyseley @doogleq https://t.co/o5rIsTM7es|
|537281303721558000|,|when you come home from sixth form & your mums brought your faves, maltesers, passion fruit & oranges👌|
|538413649522872000|,|@MiltonKeynesWCX Possibly. Was curious & would have probably popped down for a tenner! Maybe it's a more established sport than I realised!|
|538806023164002000|,|@sven_nys new to cyclo cross. From YouTube and Flemish commentary to live action, just the best bike action ever loved it now a big fan :-))|
|537982197727514000|,|Christmas shopping selfie! http://t.co/EtAEC0ARXM|
|539060881339187000|,|@GaabiUbhi happy birthday babes!!!! Have the best day love ya 🎉🎁🎈❤️|
|537023058264195000|,|Scrabble Champ on #newsnight; congratulations to him. Expect Tiddly Winks Champ interview tomorrow night|
|538394673786941000|,|#davidcameron the time for words and immigration rhetoric has finished. We want action not a wish list!|
|538851349887471000|,|@mostlygeordie yes, purchased at @MKBeerFestival. Lovely little addition to the glass collection@MKCAMRA @rdgmartin|
|538394834256801000|,|“@Connor__Burton: Oi Megan is actually retarded” stfu!!!|
|538788495805145000|,|straighten my hair, coursework, then make pancakes😌|
|537883167500554000|,|Had a proper weird dream about going into space and reading emails from the future :S|
|536879139111063000|,|Last bit of Christmas shopping Sunday, sorted 😌|
|536314672329527000|,|Don't see how that fight was so close tbh clearly something up with cleverley. Fucking hate bellew though.|
|538732533144616000|,|Unfortunately my race did not go as well as I hoped. A 2nd lap mechanical put me out of contention for a result I would have been happy with|
|536645214296092000|,|@MKCamanda @mkfm @mk_citizen http://t.co/WvFQfMnTU9|
|537507838076395000|,|@McFireB never good burning the candle at both ends fires.|
|536519883639775000|,|May go watch LIT at my local, just to hear "My own worst enemy" 14 times. Just kidding, I don't hate myself that much|
|537641105446432000|,|Can't believe I'll be spending Christmas this year in the sun ☀️ #gonnabeweird|
|538341143306829000|,|Early finish on the cards, early beer and chippy dinner #easylife|
|538280342143393000|,|Roy Keane is a cunt.|
|538834587007586000|,|I attached myself to a mug of green tea why can't this be permanent!! 😵 http://t.co/numGqd3opZ|
|538315113586253000|,|“@KimXiliw: Now trending WW & NWXian Lim On A and A Tonight @XianLimm http://t.co/RFKunMosVU”woww @XianLimm 👍💙❤️|
|538733189167337000|,|.@KatieFnCompton great race today, first cyclo cross day, defo coming back #MKWCX|
|539140955740602000|,|Ha watching #planetoftheapes & realised one of the female apes looks like someone I know #doppelganger|
|536628275662290000|,|@laurenmcallan Lol 😸 reply to my text u slag|
|537705154859249000|,|“@theswimshed:  Here's a little taster vid... http://t.co/BOBwfZXbmQ”ooooh a little behind the scenes vid! This sunlight was perfect.|
|537934583053160000|,|Black X White http://t.co/pWsXPX2fc1|
|536623237036527000|,|MURANG'A POSER EXACT!!!LONDON FUN TIME #allwhite #blacksupremacy #SimpleSimon #London @ London http://t.co/BQzSgievgb|
|538411312209203000|,|Oi do you not think its well weird how we can like call and text people, I just realised how clever it is u no (end of shift thinking time)|
|537720240033914000|,|Good game from the ox|
|538486954074324000|,|Didn't get to meet @omgAdamSaleh  the last time he came 😔, deffo need to buy a gold ticket for the December tutor💃.|
|536519598099955000|,|Like I dunno what's happening right now @CSmilliexo @harrietpurnellx @ALFIEgaspar http://t.co/9taPrYVR6S|
|538339341974925000|,|Fuck driving let's buy a pedalo|
|538264894706302000|,|V12!! @ Mercedes Benz UK Training Centre http://t.co/GE5038l4lT|
|536945778443685000|,|Klopp to Liverpool lol lol lol|
|538864257937715000|,|🙊 “@ChemistryVids: Chemical Reaction: Styrofoam and Acetone http://t.co/VGv03Lyg1n”|
|537585742697222000|,|Murky World Cup  @MiltonKeynesWCX - a natural amphitheater I'd say .. Get yourself down to watch! http://t.co/pqJZ5gLXou|
|538624413315649000|,|Happy graduation day to mee 🎓❌📚👋 don't fall over @EmmaBurrows_ 😘xxx|
|539120867037696000|,|As a lot of my friends on the other side of the pond will see the mid season finale of TWD a day before me, please don't give it away! Lol|
|536596972577517000|,|So after three weeks of them being on my phone grindr and scruff are deleted.  Don't get them at all|
|539151074335391000|,|From queen & Adam lambert to union j 👎👎|
|538716847181692000|,|I can't wait to get off this coach im slowly losing the plot.... #playingsomegreattunes #somuchforfinishingmyessay|
|538102575468642000|,|ps im god when it comes to making teas ok|
|536334720771301000|,|Full time on a fish fillet @RuthlessPE|
|537865438932500000|,|Waking up to the terrible news about Phil Hughes. Absolutely gutted what a terrible accident.|
|536619344638533000|,|This performance is making me feel awkward. Take that ur fit but stop x|
|539016040525881000|,|On way to @LondonWelshRFC to watch @SaintsRugby, should be a good turnout... Good boozer please? #COYS|
|538327890879062000|,|If Norman Tebbit's book has taught me anything, it's that I really do not care about aviation policy. 😴|
|538091476480438000|,|@rioferdy5 Rio, my fiance is having it tough at the mo, his mum v poorly. Please cld I have a retweet to show him?. He is a huge fan btw 😄|
|536507207878447000|,|Greedy bosses use #zerohours contracts not for themselves but for their powerless hardworking prople.Unions needed more than ever #webackEd|
|538234298177183000|,|Next time someone complains about the culturally homogenising effect of immigration I'll point to the eejits taking part in Black Friday.|
|537741782205755000|,|@OfficialRandL @DanielPCarter would absolutely love to see @icriedwolfuk in the pit(stage) at reading in 2015 #R&L2015|
|537737428455288000|,|@typicalfoot Footballers love to talk about putting minutes under there belt during pre season 😂|
|538005072429715000|,|@oceanCRIES @British_Airways Boycott Btitish Airways!|
|537335647661727000|,|@_jadegeoghegan @PrimarySklProbs get ready to relive your childhood babes cause tomorrow I'm buying it|
|537916844074893000|,|McLaren-Honda suffer maiden test blues after electrical woeshttp://t.co/CqYUUN5LHC|
|537715690179162000|,|I swear to god I'll be 50 and my parents will still bring up every little thing I've done wrong at every opportunity 😴|
|536552467300118000|,|@Blackburngeorge @Gooner_Rafa no george it's quite clear he's not even telling them. Otherwise he'd have done so yesterday wouldn't he....|
|537748042741714000|,|@Gatz77 Read the book. It would make a lot more sense. It explains it all. Hunting and fishing etc outside the district bj the woods.|
|538435448407089000|,|@CrossleyCallum sums up my life that word does 😂|
|538325033345896000|,|mary j blige - be without you 💜|
|536993380132462000|,|this weather makes my lips so sore 😣🙅|
|538111513736007000|,|the thought of going to university next year actually motivates me to do well in my a levels🙇|
|537981917144948000|,|Grabbing a coffee while Christmas shopping! #redcups http://t.co/THMHQEri05|
|539038316851896000|,|quality photo http://t.co/LVyGnabqtT|
|536971999663644000|,|Not much of a mention of MK Dons on FLS shuuuush Keep talking about everyone else.|
|537007613071089000|,|Mark Francis and that Victoria never have anything to do with any sort of story line, they are so pointless #MICcatchup #gtfo|
|537502300936634000|,|Collision? Coalition maybe “@detikcom: Kapolri Tak Keluarkan Izin Munas Golkar di Bali, Idrus Marham Tak Percaya Collision”|
|537972141606842000|,|Learners have to *generate* their subject matter for successful #design4learning but inquiry learning is more time-efficient v. explanation|
|538767459650916000|,|@topical_storm yeah true. You wanna see me if someone touches me with their minging bare feet. Eerrrr!!!|
|536502882506645000|,|The videos of Warnock in the changing room through the years are quality😂|
|536972811345362000|,|Found it😂 think I have breathing problems now😰 @AdamWaithe http://t.co/lKch1h69QL|
|537362429760790000|,|@SalmanAhmed485 yeah they banged, here's Reus's most outstanding stat, injured his SAME ankle 4 times in 5 months lol|
|539046206811697000|,|a girl just come up to me in mac and asked how I do my eyebrows cos she really likes them LOL I like u stranger x|
|538439327043551000|,|Why would you go to McDonald's dressed in these? http://t.co/syj0WgZnNm|
|536540500015460000|,|#roast (@ Browns in Milton Keynes) https://t.co/26CjlZVNec|
|537988291006857000|,|Love Mummy & Daughter Shopping Time 😊💞 Miss Little Lu Though xx|
|537954002189950000|,|Having a domestic (at @IKEALiving in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire) https://t.co/B2ssTSgxN3|
|537326288835710000|,|@WillsB40 guy behind me was drunk and very threatening to the guy next to me. Glad he moved after a few songs.|
|539095737456668000|,|@Robbie9Fowler you've alerted the police about this disgusting abuse so don't give him the attention he desperately, pathetically wants|
|536777606591303000|,|Learning BPO Services - Classroom Technology ... - Accenture: (#Buckinghamshire, Milton Keynes) http://t.co/bXSJtBfz2o #IT #Job|
|537358079348600000|,|me; "I really want some Adidas trainers" dad; "finally! You're getting good taste" says the man that walks round in track suit bottoms😴|
|538255890974277000|,|The true fat loss - weight loss test!! Do you agree? #diet #weightloss #FatLoss http://t.co/QoI90ChruS|
|539202438679760000|,|And fact is i started distressing denim because of my bro @MURDERBRAVADO so i gotta pay homage|
|538378995939958000|,|I'm already 7 minutes late for work and now my bus is stuck in traffic kill me :)|
|536362791536701000|,|Got another life update post coming your way at 10.30am tomorrow. Time to make things "blog official". #bloglifeisreallife #ish|
|537999742148833000|,|Been here all day, forgot to check in! (@ The Quadrant:MK in Milton Keynes) https://t.co/dzbLQDD5I7|
|537908173089550000|,|Today, I'm at the @BAFSAfocus seminar on Sprinklers in Warehouses, hosted by @Bucksfire.|
|538852710284791000|,|@GreyCanon yeah man. Only got to see a couple of them really though. You tube aside lol|
|537312347036323000|,|“@FootyHumour: The referee said no penalty... http://t.co/ivmX3I87uG” how 😂😂😂😂😂|
|536977000343560000|,|staff meeting was so funny, love new look😂💖|
|537946324516499000|,|@__RhysMGray @WWE @WWEUniverse but it's fine cause I'll bang out Rusev and still lose so keep tuned!|
|537251367522680000|,|Got like £200 million and you won't spend it on a top defender, cdm and a striker|
|538321165987901000|,|Wolff promoted to Williams official test driverhttp://t.co/GPL5eCgUh4|
|538318347478511000|,|@Michelle_MoranX good luck💗💗💗|
|537739333533331000|,|@NataliieeeH cos I got my last big pay check last month! this is obvs for priceless pickups 😂🙈|
|538140150849880000|,|Fuck the Barclays I'm running ATM QuickTime|
|536535291654578000|,|Seeing this video for the 1st time on Tv used to signal the start of xmas for me & ex. Weird seeing it this year. http://t.co/BX4Z41UsT8|
|537597049127337000|,|@BBCTheArchers David you should have listened to your Mother on Lakey hill, don't choose Money over your rural roots, and sell out Ambridge.|
|536639688862613000|,|@BanterBus9 you are a Jennifer Aniston wannabe but in reality you look like Gemma Collins. Stop mocking people and turn those D's into A's|
|536508783145787000|,|Loving the replay of the start.  Hope Nico enjoyed that view of Lewis driving by as much as we did.#lewis #AbuDhabiGP|
|538862471109693000|,|@Dragonblaze @SecuLawyer what? London is in the same time zone as Milton Keynes?|
|537315470660366000|,|Don't even bother correcting autocorrect/ mistakes when I text people, give them the challenge of deciphering it|
|537551043052462000|,|“@MakaylaWestrum: racism is interesting as a person of mixed race.”|
|537910718956580000|,|Nah lho MICE business pun jd sengsara 😁 “@Metro_TV: Aparatur Negara tidak Boleh lagi Gelar Rapat di Hotel dan Vila  http://t.co/0PMoTC67aA”|
|537354353250926000|,|Drogba scores in the Champions League in Germany...|
|536866545507762000|,|Omg I've got a exam in half hour omg|
|539123428583014000|,|Just posted a video @ Bletchley Park http://t.co/TjVhiKzTq3|
|537241855097065000|,|Brain ache|
|538324141422956000|,|Fear & Clothing In Las Vegas #RetailAMovie|
|536627195377360000|,|Flat stomachs are a real thing to me now. When youre chilling with someone and theyre belly looks good at wvery angle 💘💕|
|538656796920258000|,|Deze weg werd deze week nog aangelegd speciaal voor deze wereldbeker. Tom meeusen verkent http://t.co/wksvaHlQGe|
|538752976954081000|,|Stony Stratford light switch on/lantern parade/fireworks was pretty cool today!|
|539188854067306000|,|Look I get to chalk if the days til Christmas!!! Woo hoo http://t.co/DP32FYCNp8|
|536966170365411000|,|Present from Joanna Hill http://t.co/bdLdTf9w2f|
|536310705356816000|,|#icehockey #miltonkeyneslightening @ Planet Ice Milton Keynes http://t.co/8kSskejbAV|
|538689811193020000|,|“@Vine_Football: Half time: West Brom 0-0 Arsenal. http://t.co/HpnkFYQm3c” @Glyn_Hughes 😂😂😂|
|538828788134850000|,|Loving @habitatuk Christmas 2014 collection! #Christmas #ourhabitat #myhabitat http://t.co/nvofwKDMzB|
|536667978503557000|,|This shit peak fammmm http://t.co/CDZBsGMXjm|
|536791129745031000|,|@HorseHour Ted Clydesdale, enjoying Breakfast on a frosty morning. http://t.co/02xu8Ms8XH|
|537024575859859000|,|I think I want to travel America. Any takers? 🌎|
|536542364983361000|,|#piccollage day at the beards #familytime #cousin #brother #sister #love 😘💕😘 @ Stony Stratford Village http://t.co/84vQnwV1wL|
|537688221568991000|,|Correction. Zumba Street Dance. The best fun (but tough) I've had since I took E by mistake #yrsago😋|
|374857552380837000|,|RT @CodeWode: Russia raises alarm over Israeli missile test in Mediterranean http://t.co/wWsm1qOq3b via @reuters|
|539120892975255000|,|@reashninja Yeovil pub?|
|538492676270985000|,|Closing the final week of the 2014 season. Leaving you with some numbers of our... http://t.co/KjZEHL1y0C|
|382308695704469000|,|RT @911BUFF: DRUNK MAN PEES ON TEEN AT A THEATRE IN OREGON, TURNS INTO A LARGE FIGHT, BYSTANDER YELLS 'GUN', SWAT REQUESTED. NO ARRRETS MAD…|
|537211370023190000|,|@Swales1968 @JhiaxusPrime @mrjamesob @LBC maybe not a cover up but the timing of this definitely looks like a distraction method|
|382577227617292000|,|RT @ALNAQ33B: European Parliament called #Bahrain to stop what it called suppression  #peaceful #demonstrations  Is it peaceful? http://t.c…|
|380167599952113000|,|@KCTV5Traffic 1 of @AmyGKC 's former professors from @KState @DrKellyWelch 's husband has been missing for 16 days RT to spread the word|
|538422192258961000|,|Apparently there were big fights in Tesco today about Black Friday. All I can imagine is people shouting "I want my fair trade biscuits!!"|
|537551379405885000|,|Booked my drink driving course yesterday and got an email today saying its full 😩😩 only one I can do now is in Aylesbury.... 🙈 #HadOne|
|536339303077789000|,|seriously, a guy has just compared revs to a club in LA, clearly he has never been to LA|
|538754625508503000|,|@ByGeorgeA day 6 plankathon. Last plank was a challenge! #plankathon #hurting|
|537661970330419000|,|Cinema with the babes 👫🎥|
|378597298672259000|,|By @TotalTrafficDFW: #FarmersBranch accident.  blocking eastbound ramp on 35E SB at 635 Lbj Frwy, delay of 2 mins  http://t.co/hwK4HKB43v|
|538641289500438000|,|I'm at stadium:mk - @mkdons in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire https://t.co/NLSMdoz3tn|
|537283214923272000|,|Feel like a proud mum☺️😆🚘 well done to my bff @liceCook on passing her driving test💕💕💕💕|
|536867433286758000|,|If I see or hear Sam smith one more time I'm actually gonna whitey|
|539005312486080000|,|@McDonalds need to send your employees back to school to learn how to read numbers & the diff between ketch/brown http://t.co/lL8cLNHqB6|
|383525643620974000|,|RT "@BBCBreaking: Two men accused of murdering soldier Lee Rigby in Woolwich, south-east London, in May plead not guilty"|
|375011089077239000|,|RT @MFrancoisCerrah: Ban Ki-Moon has warned against 'punitive' action in Syria, calling for a political solution to avoid further bloodshed…|
|537257743011557000|,|@ProPerformance_ @WillStevens_ @CaterhamF1 Perfect that's what the team and the driver needs...#rollontomorrow:)|
|538786027742445000|,|@rowenavalerie @TheGreenParty I was hoping Alex & Nicola would move south & save England but you have a point. Membership up 80%  in 2014...|
|536987595419701000|,|Close down RBS now a rogue bank at the heart of the nation.|
|539081906441424000|,|Mums cooking is on point http://t.co/hayg6tqilM|
|382765715427569000|,|Police Arrest Man For Alleged Theft Of N6.8m From ATM http://t.co/hewTu0HTge Via @NaijaTunez|
|537751339313672000|,|@denisebrown148 Yup made from scratch. They're quite a bit of faffing about! More baking at http://t.co/WoDqI5L7Yu xx|
|536689534390771000|,|So upset that nat got thlis pic!! But still a great night and well done @TonyBellew x http://t.co/WUBX3dpLet|
|536476240367337000|,|Spent £25 on shoe care products yesterday only to keave it in a restaurant on oxford street😩😩😩|
|538688768216403000|,|Find it funny when people moan that they are tired from working one job! Try having 2 then come to me and tell me you tired! #bellend|
|538439082205261000|,|@HayleyAcres tomorrow hun :) Wanna meet us for a coffee ?x|
|536552325008359000|,|Fair play to Livermore for not celebrating but that was a cracking hit.|
|537176059037634000|,|@Kyle_Fortune @Johnchallen Sadly there are no Petronas fuel stations in Northants. Except at Brackley, and they won't let me back in there.|
|538742817770962000|,|@MattWindmill @double_canister @washyourmouth1 with the way other clubs are performing etc in hindsight 3rd would seem like par|
|536582566598692000|,|@GaffneyVLC had a pretty good game overall. One thing he doesn't do is shy away from the ball. Wants it always. Others should take note|
|538368683857702000|,|Surprised we lost as much as £2m last season! Massive loss, very grateful to the investors for covering that.|
|536879950415298000|,|"@BecciColby: @D_Mitten spinning tonight aren't you" you 've been yoga once, dont start Madonna|
|537953465973366000|,|Finished writing my Christmas list and it comes to £635 😬Need to start being extra nice to my parents|
|537712751591063000|,|Ramos and shinji 👀|
|537343866207498000|,|They talk of the Winter of Discontent during the 1970s.We're now experiencing Spring,Summer,Autumn and Winter of Discontent #CameronMustGo|
|538830396969205000|,|Finally finished!!! 🎄 #Christmas #ourhabitat #myhabitat @habitatuk http://t.co/JmlbptgBet|
|538017375539716000|,|How do you feel about your #mumstum? #postbabybody#confidence http://t.co/rneRNNxjqj|
|374865496379650000|,|RT @foreignoffice: 2m refugees from #Syria conflict. Take 1 min to hear @HMATomFletcher on this man-made #humanitarian tragedy #Lebanon htt…|
|538494826623549000|,|Unnecessary thoughts popping into my head tonight, am normally asleep by now. 😒💭|
|538667438444130000|,|“@chris_kammy: At Loftus Road for the cracker QPR v Leicester, pitch is looking good http://t.co/cD8uWUjDPC” 😂😂😂|
|537297268597329000|,|@sijisoares I pray oh, me wey no dey watch match|
|538863751332909000|,|Hell new room @PinkPunters going to blow you off the floor.  No other sound system in #miltonkeynes to touch it http://t.co/9BzUSeSZuV|
|374097578033307000|,|RT @AJELive: Is the #Mubarak regime making a comeback in #Egypt as violence continues to grip the nation? @hazelrosemary reports. http://t.…|
|538455361624498000|,|Bed for me... Night all|
|537635098095779000|,|I'm at @BletchleyPark in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire https://t.co/fmCMB3Yiik|
|536954981195452000|,|I love my life and myself way to much I can't give my life away for some person .except my mama|
|374968047120838000|,|RT @cnnbrk: Sen. Robert Menendez announces his support for military action in Syria at Foreign Relations Committee hearing. http://t.co/NF4…|
|379408267367047000|,|Mexico storms kill at least 19: At least 19 people have been killed in Mexico as the country is battered by a ... http://t.co/gNxfF8jUXp|
|382484499960832000|,|SFPD investigate homicide of 19 yr old in #InglesideHeights neighborhood @KTVU he was shot as he was getting off a muni train|
|538816840496316000|,|perfume smashed in my bag n broke my headphones 💔|
|537189515203719000|,|@_DAGYE still do just want get rid of my Adidas rafs bored of em|
|374676471693836000|,|@SBSNews You're lying @PMKRudd - 180+ countries oppose (illegal) US bombing of #Syria & credible regional voices call for dialogue, not war.|
|539137648951324000|,|@lynxlynx8 These days people wull sell the Souls for money..Thats how low we have become..Sickening!|
|383644736709750000|,|RT @ReutersWorld: U.N. Security Council set to vote on Syria chemical weapons resolution http://t.co/IoDv0PWnUH|
|538709790957256000|,|Sp miltonkeynes Elite winst voor Kevin Pauwels|
|538853433995194000|,|@Roc_Star_Don I was at the match with son today. I took this photo for you.#atheistcoffeeclub http://t.co/TFDEzvqCFC|
|538996471367213000|,|Beautiful walk with the Bellewettes this morning. No better job than being a dad http://t.co/BuyxVRIJd6|
|536484669198725000|,|McNair > any of Liverpools defenders. Not even fishing.|
|538809826982510000|,|I believe in Father Christmas... #Christmas #boyfriends #instagay http://t.co/6UiayOhGrJ|
|539182117595672000|,|"@AbstractTrap: Android users snapchat stories be like http://t.co/CfhyMzHrDz" @Jollinsss this what you were saying mines like? Aahahah|
|537983155442307000|,|@AnnabellasMKxxx .naughty boys and girls cum with me call now and book me for the porn experience let me eat you up ! http://t.co/hLSFeW4SBg|
|538366071548706000|,|There really isn't much point working bank shifts to help the nhs when half of it is taken away in deductions|
|536503462931218000|,|@stephena94 @MKarmy46 @weloli15 @KnickersNi Yeah, likewise Buddy, be good to get you back with us. Keep in touch. You know where we r  #COYD|
|380120640520335000|,|Teen athletes charged with sex crimes: Two 17-year-old California boys who played on their high school's natio... http://t.co/Op8cPwZBnS|
|537577866566045000|,|£20 for two tickets to see @lonelythebrave next March #Bargain|
|537302306975678000|,|@SmashedGrowler Mike Brown's death has everything to do with his race. I don't feel it prudent to expand on that if you don't believe it.|
|536660997734666000|,|“@Fact: Adding Vodka to your shampoo can actually help cleanse the scalp, keeping hair strong and healthy.” @CarltonGray96|
|537933312581726000|,|#design4learning Old wine can be good - and new bottles could be good too - but may not be innovative http://t.co/HdhDWmZoS9|
|383324614824579000|,|RT @SkyNewsBreak: Emergency services are attending a suspected chemical explosion in West Thurrock in #Essex|
|379721841931476000|,|RT @VICE: Unrest in Congo Is Spreading to the Rwandan Border http://t.co/xyATgekUqK|
|536731448221663000|,|Forgot how loud everything is in a #bunkabin too.... Can hear the snoring from 2 rooms down, its louder than the generator out the back|
|536784065593376000|,|I had a dream last night that I went to a middle school reunion...? Weird.|
|536619429837418000|,|What is with Gary Barlow's eyebrow?|
|538053302236512000|,|@British_Airways I was flying within Europe, just surprised isn't standard. 1st time travelling BA in years & expected offer like @AirCanada|
|537955269566033000|,|Heard on the radio this morning about Phil Hughes of those rare things that happens in cricket but you just wish it wouldn't. RIP Hughes!|
|538665991853838000|,|@TheVampsAlysha @Lillymay2005 me maybe???? Lol xxx http://t.co/udLvUJap9D|
|538047468999823000|,|MINIONS Go Caroling - Holiday Gift Card Offer - A…: http://t.co/gCPSIrChuC|
|374395642056941000|,|RT @9NewsNOW: US President @BarackObama has asked congress to decide what action needs to be taken against #Syria. More in #9NewsNOW with @…|
|377243146666930000|,|"@BBCWorld: Verdict due in trial of 4 men accused of fatal rape of young woman on Delhi bus http://t.co/uiZCKbs8k4"|
|380720237261250000|,|Man charged with house fire murders http://t.co/JLFgXf9fmU|
|537723806484164000|,|Aqua aerobics was actually jokes! same time next week yeah girls? 🏊💪 @HelenStockwell @Charleighhhh|
|537533758615093000|,|@18DialSquare86 @ram_gooner182 @Memz_Dogi can understand why people don't understand getting rid now could be worse than sticking until...|
|536603314482196000|,|Another 2099 words, just a spot of referencing before I call a close on my study weekend #doctorate… http://t.co/dnIVmrK4Fd|
|538064685707563000|,|I've got two assignment due tomorrow so before I attempt them, I'm gonna reward myself with some online shopping, thank you pay day🙌|
|538701482229788000|,|Vettel makes his Ferrari debuthttp://t.co/XyGrI8pw6u|
|538324425415069000|,|@OliviaGauch It is shining like a beacon onto Milton Keynes' glittering H4/V10 roundabout.|
|380208070824964000|,|RT @YourAnonNews: BREAKING: Antifascist Hip Hop Artist Murdered by Nazis in Athens http://t.co/KJEoN2ZwRm|
|537987979860799000|,|"Drugs are the religion of the people - the only hope is dope" http://t.co/Nk0OEmbzgO|
|538664413788925000|,|“@jheanne_arjce: Been to SM Baguio awhile ago and this is what I saw @prinsesachinita xianlimm @kimxianatginc 👍👏😍… http://t.co/ml0XISWbV7”👍🙏|
|536483860373315000|,|“@TSBible: Decent touch from Bryan Ruiz! https://t.co/lM7ggj87sl” @AlanHil17|
|538085719047426000|,|Absolutely cracking up at the rats sniffing Kendras face 😂😂😂 #ImACeleb|
|377958128697884000|,|RT @CNN: More than 1,100 people who worked or lived near World Trade Center on 9/11 have been diagnosed with cancer. http://t.co/RRnabEwhob|
|374669785964900000|,|RT @PrisonPlanet: Military says no to Obama on Syria attack! #IdidntJoin #VetsOnSyria http://t.co/AEn5Y1z6dx http://t.co/PBwZyl69ZZ http://…|
|538255168400535000|,|When there is a sale do people look around for pregnant women coz there always seems to be one kicked #BlackFriday  myth|
|537358369984872000|,|@ConnorDarton dog just took a shit in my umbrella !!!!!|
|374541486404435000|,|RT @AP: As likelihood of an imminent U.S. attack on Syria diminishes, price of oil falls below $107 a barrel: http://t.co/TCPCrtlyW2 -MM|
|537315762260955000|,|Is Michael Brown a victim?????? Why did he go to touch the 'gun'???? Why didn't he put his hands up??? 💭💭💭💭 #MichaelBrown|
|536619479334400000|,|BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, WONDERFUL NIGHT...LONDON YOU WERE GOOD TO US 👍👍👍👍 #blacksupremacy #SimpleSimon… http://t.co/fc4YGRk3aw|
|537023966075179000|,|@Mammagee66 @garymoore821 @HoraceWhip @CardGary @smudger_d @20472d @Charles63Lisa @opoloposweden night Deb x|
|537572119207739000|,|ewedu & amala is bae forever 💛|
|377450269778276000|,|Pakistan to free Taliban chief who may hold key to Afghan talks: Kabul hopes former Taliban second-in-command ... http://t.co/YAkxuFkTO7|
|538321320959029000|,|Susie Wolff appointed official Williams test driver for 2015http://t.co/DyFMAgAFI2|
|538037724125863000|,|Why isit when a girl gets a boyfriend that's it your out there life😒|
|375016084472336000|,|David Miliband now head of International Rescue has called for intervention in Syria http://t.co/i5xZV4NvS2 >Thunderbirds are Go|
|384721007711625000|,|RT @JTrufant_Ledger: Fire still going strong at Masonic building on Hancock in #Quincy http://t.co/ivCzo4QU76|
|538361724869808000|,|Video: Williams aces drive historyhttp://t.co/i45ZYTDkOO|
|382239523230334000|,|Navy Officials Push for Security Clearance Changes: Navy officials look to close gaps in security clearance pr... http://t.co/8tYYwJMnYP|
|538021357381246000|,|Being deemed to lack imagination and wit is far more insulting than being called a pleb #plebgate|
|539001496005017000|,|combat class on Friday+being drunk&falling down the stairs lastnight is not a good combo, need a bath and TLC 😩|
|538135565951324000|,|Fuck the Barclays I'm running ATM QuickTime|
|536797804283588000|,|@JackJackj1996 happy birthday babes!!! Have a good day xoxo http://t.co/MmRRmttemp|
|375341994501218000|,|RT @nytimes: How senators of the Foreign Relations Committee voted on the authorization of force against Syria http://t.co/w2ClTMy0Pw|
|379899948851920000|,|Two arrested over 'ecstasy' death: Two men are arrested following the death of a teenage girl who was believed... http://t.co/HT547srJIP|
|538707692723138000|,|Crazy to think this time last year I was dougless 🐶|
|374886606324658000|,|RT @MySportsLegion: Celtics' Jared Sullinger has been arrested and charged with battery and assault.|
|536972861614067000|,|@wearejames @craigallington @RichardMcNamara they played Sit Down over the PA at Brixton on Sat night before #carterusm. Well received 😄😄|
|538704014167535000|,|Got Alex's Christmas present. Slowly getting shopping done, key word being shopping🎁|
|379344241308495000|,|RT @NOTSportsCenter: BREAKING: Flash Flood warning issued for Buffalo, 20 to 30 inches of rain is expected from Cam Newton's postgame tears|
|381109061837918000|,|RT @washingtonpost: Strongest storm on Earth may strike Hong Kong this weekend http://t.co/I1gf6pwtOE|
|536800348795850000|,|My immune system is so bad at the moment ffs|
|375258255213469000|,|Autopsy: Ariel Castro died of hanging by a bed sheet. http://t.co/ONImrfZrQH|
|537372717537046000|,|Stop tweeting nonsense you look like such a beg,you obviously don't get any black d so stfu😴😩|
|380742353822035000|,|@IFreakSelena DA asks state to handle NC police shooting case: CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) ? A district attorney is asking Nor...  @Ericccxminaj|
|383249226429255000|,|RT @DodgersNation: According to @KTLAMorningNews, a Dodgers fan was stabbed to death after last nights dodger game #thishastoSTOP|
|377444104151371000|,|Newlywed 'pushed husband off cliff': A Montana newlywed is charged with murder after admitting she shoved her ... http://t.co/qAqP4CcYyR|
|537566132547620000|,|Izzy Whizzy Let's Get Bizzy @Lizzie_R_Bell #office#declutter|
|538824298463784000|,|@katieamarsh hahaa but first! I'm off to the pub for a well earned pint! 😊|
|538324741694959000|,|@hiltonholloway Wheels beyond saving thanks to journos; baldy tyres thanks to our racing drivers. 👍👍|
|381361986749362000|,|RT @BBCBreaking: Gunmen open fire inside shopping centre in the Kenyan capital Nairobi, reports say http://t.co/hjkIitmU1c|
|381448536216182000|,|Man Burns His Initials Onto Woman’s v**ina, Arrested On Suspicion Of Bestiality: A Chandler, Ariz. man accused... http://t.co/j0NF12mo9a|
|377465209910075000|,|Delhi gang rape: All 4 accused convicted. Hope they are hanged to death so as to set an example. #DehliGangRape|
|375070576877907000|,|RT @nbcbayarea: #BREAKING #49ers' Aldon Smith named in lawsuit over 2012 shooting at San Jose house party http://t.co/PAJFyGyKSU|
|538812504466788000|,|It's 9.50pm on a Saturday night and I'm considering going to bed. Rubbish|
|536560325085376000|,|Fucking dickheads! The ref stops the game. Sick of players putting the ball out for a little leg injury.|
|538387949675876000|,|Tomorrow's #cyclocross World Cup is going to be epic! @MiltonKeynesWCX you have made a very tough mudder! #NVCT #cycling|
|536678270625136000|,|Lols! “@ConspiringWorld: Titanic: They both could have fit. http://t.co/FCjpBDlC4X”|
|538081089773129000|,|"@sashadaisical: this is the best reason for a train being late ever. http://t.co/D6bWDv9GB5" #fb|
|538774397797289000|,|Blurry pic of the benster with @larsvanderhaar in the hotel this morning :-) http://t.co/bbvl5TMnKE|
|536313013142560000|,|Be warned people I work with I've learnt the lyrics to powerpuff girls theme tune|
|537147172568203000|,|Sometimes I reply too fast 😂 but people who take hours to reply just say k or haha. What a conversation killer|
|539179011243773000|,|Boy with strict parents goes uni and becomes y dot shankavelli 😂|
|382234678821806000|,|Crash on left shoulder I-75/nb at Jodeco Rd. Typical interstate delays all over Metro Atlanta. http://t.co/8nNa5k0s1P #ATLtraffic|
|537679413773873000|,|Departing station on route to Emirates 🚉 ⚽ 🏆 #ChampionsLeague #afcbvb #ForeverFaster|
|538321387547791000|,|Pirelli expecting jump of over a second in 2015http://t.co/PNbfwBEZbz|
|375267780465291000|,|BREAKING: Police are at home on East Mound Street, where two young children were found home alone. Stay with #10TV for more.|
|537975436232642000|,|Can IL influence learners' ability to "distinguish the wood from the trees"? #design4learning http://t.co/gGiDKw5vlb|
|539095343020126000|,|We're playing beer pong but with money and so far I've won £42 this is the best day ever|
|378451508867514000|,|RT @SushmaSwarajbjp: I welcome the judgement in Delhi gang rape case. This will serve as a deterrent for such offences.|
|379109423186079000|,|RT @SuthaWH: A thousand Chileans lay on the street as a protest action 40 years after US backed massacre & coup  http://t.co/EtYW3p18Se via…|
|538786543172087000|,|THAT IS EXACTLY WHY WE DONT NEED THEM! who in gods name decided there should be other dancers! #awful #scd #StrictlyComeDancing|
|537566456066887000|,|500k for ivan toney its a disgrace! Hes one of our own and you just go okay than when a higher club asks for him! Not strong enough! #money!|
|538391262030987000|,|Don't worry Olaf I will save you from the clutches of the evil payroll peasants http://t.co/QjPY6rRFY1|
|538321363480899000|,|Susie Wolff promoted as Williams' test driverhttp://t.co/z9mkanFUmZ|
|383202455736954000|,|RT @getsurrey: Police activity in #Walton today is in relation to a missing 14-year-old boy, "extreme concern" for his welfare http://t.co/…|
|537965853397241000|,|#design4learning to support students' experience of inquiry learning - but how? http://t.co/hhv6P0P4HR|
|539005556405833000|,|@McDonaldsUK need to send your employees back to school to learn how to read numbers & the diff between ketch/brown http://t.co/wbdHStJR1q|
|536857376843128000|,|I'm at Dominos HQ https://t.co/0TluJd9k8v|
|538470232554487000|,|My #BlackFriday shopping experience was fine. A random chat with a random stranger, in the beer aisle, about beer. We went our separate ways|
|537070775883546000|,|Anyone else watching the American news??? Police look like they're  itching to crack skulls|
|539054890400882000|,|Fab hen do last night for this beauty bride!!! ❤️💍🐓🐓🐓 #bokbok #hendo #MK4eva #doubletart… http://t.co/qHPZtWMa0V|
|538369668017577000|,|End of #Movember ! @ amscan showroom http://t.co/k63oDUn8b0|
|538059624956850000|,|good job she looks fit in her avi|
|536967002582425000|,|@TelegraphTravel @NoTrophyHunting @TuskTrust He shouldnt be near Animals he kills them..Hypocrite!|
|538662705683771000|,|Is welbeck playing left wing? Or is it 442|
|380677434409893000|,|43 Year Old Father Of 10 Kidnaps Neigbours Son, Kills Him For Failure To Meet Ransom http://t.co/73EXztUHrr|
|539171520019693000|,|@Dominos_UK yes please|
|377516921463119000|,|John Kerry: Syria Must Do More Than Declare Chemical Weapons: BY MATTHEW LEE, THE ASSOCIATED PRESSWASHINGTON —... http://t.co/icPLKHsaa4|
|536648739868659000|,|New from @DeadlyStayFresh & @CandyDCM "Play A Game"Video : http://t.co/q9EjycKPRIITunes : http://t.co/tdv876foqU|
|537871336237187000|,|@HolleratMichael @mattryanreal well if @nbc dont pull their finger out and #SaveConstantine He will have the time to do it I hope.|
|536527929816387000|,|Which dickhead forgot to take his ear plugs with him when raving last night #ringring #tinnitus|
|537718164788744000|,|Will all English teams win, this round of #UCL?|
|374152078819864000|,|RT @VALERIEin140: My latest for @reuters - As DC mulls strikes, the human fallout after 2.5 yrs of Syrian war is on Europe's doorstep.  htt…|
|538227262110171000|,|Accenture: Learning BPO Services - Classroom Technology Se... (#Buckinghamshire, Milton Keynes) http://t.co/bXSJtBfz2o #IT #Job|
|382233865101643000|,|#Kenya jihad: Bloody and brutal fruit of @CAIRNational declaration to American Muslims "don't talk to FBI" http://t.co/RmXWHVpyH1|
|536546353988775000|,|@Gooner_Rafa @Blackburngeorge that mentality is instilled in them by the management.|
|538450851980148000|,|If jimmy doesn't win I'm a celebrity I'm suing itv|
|537679750215786000|,|@ZacParker3 it's a bit shit. Klopp going all out attack by look of it|
|375771164054159000|,|RT @fl511_central: NEW: Object on roadway in Brevard on I-95 north at Addison Canal, right lane blocked.|
|378588599697948000|,|Police at scene of 'shooting': There are reports of a shooting in Glenarm, County Antrim. http://t.co/g3YxKmL48I|
|539107644578201000|,|@charliem3ndoza I schooled the kid- he started talking bout how Africa wouldn't be anything without European influences.|
|538743978334912000|,|@leehods2 great goal, shame it killed my 75-1 bet on a 5-0 win. Kids will have to eat Pot Noodles for Sunday dinner I guess #bittersweet|
|377600132285751000|,|RT @Sept11Victims: R.I.P. Tom Davis. The Navy Seal who killed Osama Bin Laden died in battle today. Retweet for respect.|
|539105643039563000|,|My weekend comprised mud, mud & more mud @MiltonKeynesWCX @wildoolimited @VeloPac  #makecyclocrossasummersportplease|
|380806442808131000|,|RT @washingtonpost: Navy Yard "truthers" think the shooting is a vast government conspiracy. They're pointing to this as proof: http://t.co…|
|538463966377549000|,|@coxchat @LutonTown wasn't Graham accused of shooting Charlie Pope in Luton and later convicted?|
|539203316673445000|,|@Harry_Styles oi oi mate|
|537925385238085000|,|@Estelle_Sarah going tonight and I was so excited🚶|
|536780481153757000|,|@OC @RichieFirth Timarasu as the flamboyant Italian striker|
|536602154883358000|,|@TattyDon  Lol I looked at your map and thought you came by ours on your run lol|
|536623476808122000|,|“@holly_lily: Being a dancer looks like so much fun🙈” It sure is 🙉👯💃|
|538805690908028000|,|@mindlesspizza @BlackSheepBeer cheers, Canadian totem pole|
|376898219675897000|,|RT @ANCALERTS: Palace statement: We condemn the attack on Zamboanga City in the strongest possible terms. http://t.co/KaMLuCmq9S |via @govph|
|537737175278690000|,|Actually want some golden nuggets so much I'm debating to get a taxi to Tescos to buy some|
|382092248646574000|,|RT @MiddleEast_BRK: #BreakingNews #Nairobi terrorists detonate their suicide vests and bombs as the #Kenya|n army storms the #WestGate shop…|
|536679381759197000|,|@SHGames your game is still broken, mp still isn't right I get bulls**t kills on me. U have ruined cod. Please fix aw|
|378209640154009000|,|Ugandan Girl Serves Six-Hour Jail Term For Killing Her Rapist Father http://t.co/TEG7sc9ynk|
|377363401561108000|,|France to float UN Security Council resolution over alleged Syria chemical weapons use, will demand weapons be made public - @AP, @Reuters"|
|537686047048859000|,|@superspurs34 before he was beating me by 3 or 4 everytime. They have also gimped the lob through ball.|
|538818421786673000|,|Life💗 http://t.co/PhPjYaO07n|
|537258035610398000|,|Excellent insight into Business Growth in Herts #GTHertsLtd14. Good breakfast and great presentations. Locate into St. Albans!|
|378447348143112000|,|RT @vikramchandra: The best part of the trial in the #DelhiGangrape case was the speed with which justice has been delivered.|
|382490816553308000|,|Christians are not marginalised in Kwara state – Governor Ahmed: Governor Abdulfatah Ahmed, of Kwara State has... http://t.co/U1VtupsdaA|
|378598036882325000|,|RT @DFW_ALERTS: By @TotalTrafficDFW: #FarmersBranch accident.  blocking eastbound ramp on 35E SB at 635 Lbj Frwy, delay of 2 mins  http://t…|
|537277935548637000|,|Just ordered @frazermccoll 's birthday present...apparently they need two articulated lorries to deliver it! #bro #birthday|
|538940148822859000|,|“@accessforbidden: white nypd officer who shot & killed black off duty police officer was promoted to detective: http://t.co/OOmzu4QSZJ” 😔|
|537745858960588000|,|I guess it's the little things but got the cutest message tonight and it's really put a smile on my face 😊|
|538630400944652000|,|@jerkberkerrr @OmnomOmnific I'm very tempted to go and get Warlords today. My Lvl 90 Mage needs some exercise.|
|538287533457940000|,|How about this for a hole shot? Straight off the start line to a muddy, off camber drop. Yesterday the… http://t.co/tpvHkYYZcQ|
|536343976815902000|,|@dondonfrancesco I was in the first batch apparently. But I did buy mine two days after they went on sale. Drinks soon?|
|382535422980521000|,|How Bandits Terrorise Local Government Chairmen in Sokoto: Armed robbers are now targeting local government ch... http://t.co/k3mMZ0pQIN|
|537349173801410000|,|#Spotify : The single best thing to ever happen to commuting #Drive|
|537236306745909000|,|@Lewee123 @JordanBrady1 wow what a product! cant see that being in the games section of toys are us|
|538340609120280000|,|This bird so tanned she looks like shit #leather|
|381364104889249000|,|Police are currently at the scene, we kindly urge you to refrain from sending unconfirmed reports #Westgate cc @IGkimaiyo|
|537927428652687000|,|Cranberries are sexy raisins' quote of the day from @BradleyGardine7 😂😂😂😂😂|
|382101572551204000|,|RT @toshpolela: Al Shabaab says its militants involved in a Mall attack in Kenya are from Canada, UK, Finland, Kenya & the US|
|536795388293185000|,|@AsTallAsHerEyes no...no it's everyone else that's backwards Sam because....America!!!|
|537560496904601000|,|If my dad buys me one more pot noodle for lunch I think I might actually turn into a pot of noodles myself|
|536929334842642000|,|Two pictures of my no shave november short beard and long beard http://t.co/aW6tkXd3UW|
|537199125838966000|,|@cjor1172 @QueenofSuburbia @MuppetGooner like the BS about the board? If it is BS that is|
|539092080547463000|,|#TweetMyJobs #IT #Job alert: Technical Account Manager | Yardi Systems | #MiltonKeynes http://t.co/83Hb0xXKw0 #VeteranJob #Jobs|
|536979663428796000|,|@teenywiseman You're welcome chick, see you tomorrow 😘 xx|
|536555499752529000|,|Taking a break from @bigfinish marathon to watch with little 4th Doctor. Pyramids of Mars #DoctorWho51stAnniversary http://t.co/iHtcujD7Xo|
|379739097301934000|,|RT @911BUFF: BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: SECRET SERVICE SAY A MAN THREW FIRECRACKERS OVER THE WHITE HOUSE FENCE. FOX. #911BUFF|
|536881821737570000|,|Tagos sa puso about friendship ,pain , and love 💙❤️💙 #PastTense nov.26 na @XianLimm @prinsesachinita #babsandbelle 😘 https://t.co/cVBqcDR86x|
|537892457779040000|,|@gafferpom @bottleshop_mark it's a beauty! Now if you can get @thornbridge  'Halcyon'Now that's a bad ass beer! #bab#beergasm|
|539157082318983000|,|Swedish Cider. It's good. @ Giraffe, Kingston Centre, Milton Keynes, UK http://t.co/1NYIaRb7cp|
|538753469780615000|,|Day at the races with fattmat84 and @cllns_krs.  #MKCX @ UCI World Cup Cyclocross - Milton Keynes http://t.co/kVsw3bl8vt|
|539132897496948000|,|Well - no shave November has been completed. Coupled with a week of pain & suffering! Hence rough as a badgers look!! http://t.co/40yQu4tICz|
|373974622015746000|,|2 boys starve to death in cutoff town: Two children died Saturday in the suburbs of the Syrian capital -- not ... http://t.co/i7KSAHyvl0|
|375073089295757000|,|"@nbcbayarea: #BREAKING #49ers' Aldon Smith named in lawsuit over 2012 shooting at San Jose house party http://t.co/1lYiLYP71z"@patnicholss|
|537668330711449000|,|My NES seems to be done for! Turn on, blue screen.Some cart wiggling sometimes gets garbage to display but that's it :(Any fix ideas?|
|538443898520346000|,|Busy weekend ahead so testing lights and putting up the tree tonight...no pics till 1 December though!… http://t.co/SA2MdGTlYj|
|538725076208988000|,|@alan_hall @CXHairs @MiltonKeynesWCX cheers guys. Great day had by all. Few Belgium beers now|
|537005096660656000|,|Love n Hate|
|537326868706652000|,|Have asked for a new bed and carpet for Christmas 👎👎😂😂|
|538037603875160000|,|So Asda are now selling quads! http://t.co/vqUrFPDp5c|
|537316016918134000|,|@Jackie_flash What would cheer you up? :-(|
|375538627649875000|,|RT @AirAsia: @justazie Hi, due to bad weather, this has caused air traffic congestion at KLIA & around the region with aircrafts waiting to…|
|374229304349323000|,|Kerry ~> DNA Proof Sarin Gas Used By Assad In Syria ~> Full Video Report http://t.co/BJcU5NESDa|
|538978291848609000|,|Happy birthday to my day 1 babes💋 love you Charles see u tonight👫💞💍 @C_Wright_96 http://t.co/2w4x0PvyPo|
|537562710398230000|,|Ivan Toney is class, would be a big mistake from Northampton to let him go|
|538984697942929000|,|I've had my 3DS for over a year now and I've only just learned that you can can take out the game whilst the console in on. #FuckSake|
|536649430003613000|,|Hate how busy life is at the moment, my brain never let's me relax fgs!|
|536578879696433000|,|In Milton Keynes on site, anyone wanna meet for a few beers?|
|376963613082128000|,|Emergency services at the scene of another crash on Boundary Road, Thornlands.  More at     http://t.co/rGov9In9Id  #RedlandCity|
|537549169792385000|,|@JohnJig thrive. A pep Klopp or whatever top manager a comes at a price and b cons with plenty of pressure to get instant success|
|538386947794690000|,|Regram from @Jerm_Durrin! I found this secret line on the first off camber corner! I like it! #MKWCX… http://t.co/50Uq8eNeub|
|538778284520378000|,|Looking forward to dinner and drinks at The Beams tonight 🍴🍷🍺😃|
|538353579732795000|,|these black friday fights are ridiculous, just wait till january sales. fs|
|382844199273390000|,|TRAFFIC ALERT SOUTH LOOP: I SEE A CRASH BLOCKING LEFT LANES, I-40 WESTBOUND PAST CHARLOTTE PK. #5LiveTraffic|
|377188910142853000|,|RT @TotalTrafficHOU: #BaytownEastFreeway vehicle fire on I-10 EB at Monmouth. Stop and Go Traffic from Sheldon in #I-10BaytownFreeway, dela…|
|538465788181876000|,|@MrsHelenG No problem Helen. And thanks so much, I still can't believe it! It's sure to be amazing xx|
|536491552085123000|,|@LucyBeck2011 ermmmm nooooo #cheers xxx|
|536981963874529000|,|same shrek, same http://t.co/TxXUzD9WkQ|
|537358201868787000|,|@Syren2010 if they offend, and are caught, then we have prisons. We don't need an island, do we?|
|538735224713408000|,|Hamilton & Rosberg 'back to normal'http://t.co/hlJNArdzeW|
|538486295421792000|,|babes @C_Wright_96 http://t.co/DurzGf7vwL|
|536793933419143000|,|@pjbish @dpowell248 too majy spoilt brat fans think we should go bigger though. I think he'd do well. Plays decent football|
|382092126982787000|,|RT @BBCBreaking: Security operation appears to be under way to clear militants from Westgate shopping centre in Nairobi   http://t.co/S2s2k…|
|374250347193040000|,|RT @LancsPolice: Four boys aged between 11 and 15 have been arrested on suspicion of arson following the fire at Leyland St Mary's High Sch…|
|538719576507580000|,|Gutsy ride from @FieldyCX :-) did the home crowd proud #mkwccx #MKWCX #mkcx #huphuphup #cyclocross @velorunner @KREIScycling @VeloClubWalcot|
|537951855440306000|,|@GamblingGunner can't see both happening though would kill jack and Aaron. Arsene won't have that|
|538320950929141000|,|My gig tonight at the Red House has been cancelled by the venue. Sorry for any inconvenience.|
|537574175821803000|,|I part of the parka army 😂|
|383263038272323000|,|@Ericccxminaj 6 months for Tunisian rapper: TUNIS, Tunisia (AP) ? A Tunisian court has convicted a rapper of insulting ...  @IFreakSelena|
|538814836805996000|,|@BMore_Atheist looks great. Like the glass too|
|374035774980640000|,|RT @peymaneh123: #Iraq'i forces fire live ammunition on unarmed #Iran'ian #campashraf residents in Iraq #Syria @cnnbrk @CNN @AC360 @ErinBur…|
|377149571765665000|,|RT @AFP: BREAKING: France says Syria must commit immediately to destruction of chemical arms|
|536509416087240000|,|It was a very embarrassing moment when this stupid little girl chucked a DVD behind her and it literally went pass hitting me in the eye....|
|375003560301170000|,|RT @AP: AP VIDEO: Israel conducts missile test as Obama works for congressional support on Syria strike: http://t.co/ksdkiFJ1TO -SS|
|538077558462742000|,|Not getting a text back, is a killer😓🔫✖️|
|378108557431820000|,|A man has been jailed following the death of off-duty police officer PC Gareth Francis. http://t.co/deqRxss6zd|
|539102937814138000|,|Solange is majestic http://t.co/vytU7SPB1s|
|536650466428735000|,|"@JordanBrady1: @ryday10 @SwanficaFC @belgrave_e Like this. http://t.co/XX24vdjQFB" like greek gods|
|378449592079351000|,|RT @timesofindia: Need to send a message that such crimes won't be tolerated: Court on #DelhiGangRape|
|537593828547760000|,|I'm 25 and I still enjoy dunking biscuits in my tea. Especially free biscuits! You got to enjoy the little things in life. 🙌|
|378838190158647000|,|Greyhound Bus Overturns: More than 30 Injured in Ohio Accident: More than 30 people were injured after a Greyh... http://t.co/XudXVmw2vd|
|536961235305377000|,|Throwback to when I wrote this time ago- 'Bastard On Death Row' http://t.co/jw7JwWwwgj|
|382490749448622000|,|Christians are not marginalised in Kwara state – Governor Ahmed: Governor Abdulfatah Ahmed, of Kwara State has... http://t.co/z2vTNMx2vN|
|538781786831335000|,|I agree with #CameronOut but I also agree with Clegg, Milliband, Farage...#Not In...Please Advise?|
|539191388546818000|,|@pensionschamp they are letters from July about TSC concerns on future of MAS & it's guidance role. I can send if you DM me your email?|
|537743963290345000|,|@Skinny_49 good luck tomorrow mate. Hope all goes well.|
|383381305062219000|,|Breakthrough hailed as US and Iran sit down for nuclear deal discussion http://t.co/TwXIebf3fZ|
|537389459529289000|,|@_riarose spa day 🙌😻 - the only cure. or just a healthier alternative to wine 🙊 xxx|
|536527922505715000|,|@AJayPopoff @jeremypopoff What time you on tonight guys? #Lit|
|537909106057560000|,|Rip Phil Hughes such sad news #63notoutforever x|
|383479346910208000|,|Violin Memory’s mid-range priced IPO raises $162M - It might have priced in the lower range of its purported v... http://t.co/pu10EzJvpn|
|538087228782964000|,|@CaptainCecil I don't. Purely my opinion. Others may disagree which is fine!|
|537384509923422000|,|@Matthew_Reeve Please? :-) http://t.co/f5JEfoszVL”|
|539103333949407000|,|Kid in my science class argued Britain brought a lot to African countries, asked him for an example and he told me "civilisation"|
|538684018393620000|,|Hazy british landscape from the train window... Beautiful! #englandspleasantpastures|
|539182555086716000|,|@Jollinsss ahaha yes please! show me next time i see ya,when we have wifi, not in the woods, thought my camera was so good as well😂|
|539100445705523000|,|@MsEllenEJones that's why I treat grandchildren to bus/ trains rides. It's amazing how they enjoy it|
|536569488641380000|,|@gemmastorey thought you were going to say pigeon woman from Griffin House. Whatever happened to her?!|
|382154378871726000|,|RT @BBCBreaking: Kenyan forces take control of all floors of Westgate shopping centre in Nairobi, interior minister Joe Lenku says  http://…|
|376267568316960000|,|RT @stewwebb: @iiarwatch US deployed nuke force before #Syriacrisis. One wing of B2 bombers has actually “gone missing. http://t.co/YhQKXvt…|
|536936463251013000|,|@1Pepsy Wicked Swine..Hope he rots!|
|536994819370123000|,|“@meganokay: Feminism is more than just cat calling and school dress code. people need to learn that. http://t.co/Ym7kYnekYB”|
|539184487461289000|,|Lets Go Lightning! #MKLightning #IceHockey #Scarf @ Planet Ice Milton Keynes http://t.co/s2gjLIXQBP|
|538708655664013000|,|I'm at stadium:mk - @mkdons for Milton Keynes Dons vs Colchester United in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire http://t.co/4tfer49SoY|
|374593676150079000|,|RT @NewsBreaker: HISTORIC SWIM: @DianaNyad swims Cuba to Florida *110 miles *5th try in 35 years *Had no shark cage *She's 64 years old *To…|
|375716495491219000|,|Regular marijuana use on the rise: As laws across the country become less restrictive, more Americans are repo... http://t.co/oJgX8mdyE4|
|536781535744376000|,|Oh hai winter! Guess I'll be defrosting the car then... @ Hilton Hotel, Milton Keynes. http://t.co/sqRhLFxwsv|
|536617665079824000|,|love the waitrose advert|
|537723486836228000|,|A great night in The Mitre with my wonderful uncle Malcom. http://t.co/SbSOIpO05z|
|375951489769807000|,|RT @zerohedge: The Soap Opera Plot Thickens: Iran Plots Revenge If US Hits Syria, According To "Intercepted" Message http://t.co/qd5F2GrsW2|
|538081311135903000|,|Nails brows facial eyes &massage done. Shopping tomorrow 💷👠💅  #whynot|
|374225487553261000|,|Tweet #Act2EndAssadsWar to demand action to end use of chemicals & #Assad's war in #Syria, & to support transition to democracy & freedom.|
|538119151425167000|,|4 minutes until Black Friday officially begins!!!🔫🙈|
|538635982632148000|,|Account got disabled follow my new insta: Kelly_Gillorannnn 🌷|
|378557708670345000|,|RT @CNET: Kim Dotcom is suing the New Zealand government for illegally spying on him http://t.co/2k8IVFYOox|
|537204384607006000|,|Scarf or no scarf?? http://t.co/8WxxLXqt5O|
|381805224035225000|,|RT @newadvent: Terrorists have killed more Christians in Pakistan. NOW will the world wake up to the Islamist war against Christia.… http:/…|
|537016991564181000|,|“@JC_SpencerUK: First conference game this evening! Shmoneeeey time!🏀🕗”get it|
|382090801612087000|,|Security operation appears to be under way to clear militants from Westgate shopping centre in Nairobi http://t.co/NydCInrGX1|
|539160728893009000|,|All kinds of upside downs! Tonight was awesome fun! @ Bounce GB http://t.co/WBqwaqgNqV|
|536561750704160000|,|Starting to think we should put  every player up for sale and start again #tottenham #COYS #Spurs 👎|
|379940998513971000|,|RT @TotalTrafficDFW: #Dallas accident. two left lanes blocked on 30 WB at Ferguson Rd. Stop and go traffic in the area from Lp 12 Buckner B…|
|377817560810786000|,|Russia 'hands Syria plans to US': Russia has handed over to the US its plans to make safe Syria's chemical wea... http://t.co/duQhkownyj|
|537007143174823000|,|Nutella is so much better when eating it with a spoon👀😻|
|538988667650703000|,|Was meant to start work at 9 but who I was meant to be opening with called in sick so now I'm getting paid I eat McDonald's breakfast💁|
|536650879072763000|,|Loooool Catfish level 💯|
|538274842869780000|,|All this Black Friday talk, I feel like I'm for sale 😩|
|537221094437310000|,|“@KasXy22: Past Tense Premiere Night 😍 http://t.co/irdFtKQrsL”sexyyy|
|536311581781811000|,|@JimmyMcNulty91 poverty boxing tbh get better fights at my local between coke heads|
|537948488643129000|,|@Johnny_G86 if it's the latter they'll surely now have more belief in his tactics.|
|383513807294705000|,|News: Teacher strikes set to cause chaos in Coventry and Warwickshire http://t.co/6x3lMKE5LR #Coventry|
|537715195725250000|,|@shotta_gooner and you know how I've defended flamini in the past|
|377188020912652000|,|#BaytownEastFreeway vehicle fire on I-10 EB at Monmouth. Stop and Go Traffic from Sheldon in #I-10BaytownFreeway, delay of 6 mins #traffic|
|374655265289035000|,|JUST IN: RUSSIA SENDS SPY SHIP AS US PREPARES FOR POSSIBLE SYRIA STRIKE. #SYRIA #911BUFF|
|380620651892977000|,|#AlQaeda forces from #Chechnya join conflict in #Syria. First actions involve suicide bombers and beheadings http://t.co/UKPmJrpmk8 #LNYHBT|
|378399172358971000|,|Friends of Boston Marathon Suspect Due in Court: Friends of Boston Marathon suspect due in court on charges of... http://t.co/jwkLseeTq1|
|538054141231521000|,|A world class cyclo cross theatre- the calm before the storm @MiltonKeynesWCX course +set up looking awesome ! #proud http://t.co/hQLaHh7gaN|
|378351436972580000|,|RT @NBCNews: Two teens accused of brutally beating to death 88-year-old WWII vet in Spokane, WA, plead not guilty to all charges http://t.c…|
|537723640557498000|,|Soon to be BDay girl @katemov #bday #girl #smokeshack @ Smoke Shack http://t.co/YBRHnoDdOe|
|538068577883267000|,|Love loveeee @Mapei http://t.co/gXT7yicHjT 💜❤️💚💛💙|
|537149877508390000|,|Early breakfast! (@ McDonald's in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire) https://t.co/enYsmdMlxU|
|537308289273720000|,|“@FacesAndCurves_: Happy family !! Past Tense bukas na po .. #PastTensePremiereNight http://t.co/GMF8ION43a”thank you po sa pictures 💙💙💙|
|537330695870640000|,|another great picture from another brilliant cruise. My beautiful wife xxx http://t.co/cbjVYcDsQ7|
|375716734604283000|,|We demand immediate release of the hostage held by #iraqi forces incluing 6 #women 52 #campashraf residents were massacred on sep.1th 2013|
|538361459957563000|,|Video: Final Race of the Season - THANK YOU! - Sauber F1 Teamhttp://t.co/KAYpwZl5gp|
|375265339392536000|,|RT @newscientist: Fracking chemical leak kills threatened fish in Kentucky http://t.co/krBz9Zl0XM|
|539161489324920000|,|My parents just predicted tonight's X Factor - who would be saved, who would vote who, deadlock, Stereokicks leaving. I'm impressed.|
|538600102102056000|,|Early morning road trip for #GirlsFootball ⚽️|
|378952329753812000|,|RT @LMushikiwabo: We know the networks of Rwandan dissidents in South Africa have linked with FDLR in E/DRC to destabilize the security Rwa…|
|536559360831660000|,|Night 11 @ The Craufurd Arms (Live Music Venue) http://t.co/BZQ32p9Tkd|
|380330770989973000|,|RT @jianghomeshi: Heart goes out to victims and families of Via train and city bus collision in Ottawa. Multiple deaths reported. Just horr…|
|537991466459873000|,|Sad news about cricketer Phil Hughes RIP, shows the need for helmets and protection. Review. Thoughts for the bowler too must feel awful.|
|375042877690507000|,|RT @1DPaparazzis: Here's the fire departments report on the fire that happened on Liam's balcony http://t.co/fKsNFosZYd|
|539105873864704000|,|"@Louis_Tomlinson: Hope @jimmybullard wins @imacelebrity !! Really funny !"omgg same|
|379418648256839000|,|RT @BleacherReport: Lightning strike outside the stadium in Seattle. #SNF http://t.co/t0DmMNigcv|
|538297299739623000|,|driving lesson in half hour. seriously cannot be bothered to get out of bed|
|379536659186196000|,|NYC - New York police open fire, injure two after man mimics shooting a gun at officers, authorities say. http://t.co/MXteAgMfAQ|
|538653931124301000|,|Even the competitors Q at the loo @MiltonKeynesWCX http://t.co/LWoPAdmbob|
|383516114191659000|,|RT @ThePeeping_Tom: News: Teacher strikes set to cause chaos in Coventry and Warwickshire http://t.co/6x3lMKE5LR #Coventry|
|538772473723248000|,|Loving the retro Christmas lights in Stony tonight @ Stony Stratford High Street http://t.co/pyXEnaiSYr|
|537147406350299000|,|Worst headache💆🙍|
|382507061122048000|,|Landlord, Wife Killed By Tenant: A tenant in Uyo, Akwa Ibom allegedly set his residence ablaze on Monday, kill... http://t.co/HExTRR38FB|
|538477457478000000|,|@_herakay ohhhhh! Hmmm must be a Scottish thing 👀 xx|
|539154215495794000|,|@BollockBlackery maybe it's just a little soft spot but I know what you mean sometimes I don't have a crush but I still care for some reason|
|536641022865178000|,|@BanterBus9 why leave though? Don't you have the balls to carry on or are you just a pussy because you made it bait?|
|536329991114739000|,|Got my Avon order today. It's like Christmas. Thanks Ria xxx|
|538007963903201000|,|Fuck sake, Chris O'Grady better not be fit to play against us next week|
|379224053552525000|,|Another Female Police Officer Shot in Afghanistan: Top female Afghan police officer in south is shot and wound... http://t.co/2dAxhYb6l9|
|537359779925348000|,|Not a bad night for the English... Even if it's the scum holding it down for us.... 👍 bye x|
|536777172779012000|,|Left my bag in my car last night, just gone to get it..... Car frozen shut.... Fuck|
|537989372151623000|,|@invinciblog best tweet I've read today lol.|
|538847336622223000|,|As much as I loved Berlin, it's so good to be home. By far the best trip ever and many memories made 󾓨😘💕😍|
|383706980172308000|,|Philly Parents Guilty of Murdering 6-Year-Old: Philadelphia parents guilty of 3rd-degree murder in death of ba... http://t.co/9ddOqqkBUa|
|538346970432421000|,|Old boys in John Lewis #peoplewatching #gettingold #blackandwhite #blackfriday #friday #iphone6… http://t.co/m0UPyXeeQJ|
|538249092800184000|,|“@WillAGoodsell @t_hocks @TheCasinoMK  explains last nights Spurs match then. http://t.co/7st7dfAqZS http://t.co/zw87oc4d10”|
|536547722539839000|,|@Blackburngeorge @Gooner_Rafa dangerous yet did nothing.|
|539188705777688000|,|Here's my article on how much MAS has been marginalised in the Treasury. Relevant after today's published letters: http://t.co/7s5a0xGO35|
|382485678551871000|,|RT @taramoriarty1: SFPD investigate homicide of 19 yr old in #InglesideHeights neighborhood @KTVU he was shot as he was getting off a muni …|
|537302315661676000|,|Sometimes life doesn't need a filter #nofilter #sunset #clouds #beautiful #orange #purple #sky… http://t.co/f99RKzYy92|
|538298334373740000|,|Often people lose the weight only to remain unhappy!!! http://t.co/Pqkt7uV8Rt|
|376400884290162000|,|RT @jaketapper CNN has obtained videos from Syria shown in a classified briefing to the Senate Intelligence Committee on Thursday -- tune in|
|537993435400380000|,|@JohnConWriters In Dublin's fair city where the Guinness is so pretty and the ghost's are all pissedy. One of my favourite issues|
|538764465446350000|,|Dey put my pagan's in da pen, they gon' step out to drummers💥|
|537005854575591000|,|@rocket9ueen "sorry there are no appointments for three weeks" my meds run out in 6 days, this is seriously adding to my anxiety levels!|
|537577377921265000|,|omg. Cleating out desk just found cd of my trip to NYC to run marathon in 2005. Not sure I should look!! #notsofitnow😔|
|536527739827003000|,|I'm #sinking #death by #cream. @ Costa http://t.co/MCrJ7ndZEC|
|538304843266670000|,|Just tried this awesome combo cocktail of @FLAVIA @AlterraCoffee #Mmmmm http://t.co/xVVHYtuZuE|
|536618956413734000|,|Honey and ginger yoghurt is without a doubt my fave flavour|
|537552550481125000|,|Meeting my girl and little princess 👑💗|
|384637926900269000|,|RT @sondrasolarte: SB LSD at 57th has reopened.   Police still in the process of clearing crash on EB 57th at LSD.… http://t.co/ezx759Eo67|
|536587214688636000|,|two of my fav ladies, step mumma and ambs 💕 they were taking the piss outta my selfies with my hand on my face 😂 http://t.co/lQfy0S9ajK|
|376405976187809000|,|RT @InternetHindus: Actual reason 4 riots in Muzaffarnagar is not collision of bikes but eve teasing n threat 2 kidnap Hindu girl by Shahna…|
|538096350748229000|,|Wow. I'm no cricket fan. But #putyourbatsout is a very emotional hashtag to scroll thru|
|538746729215324000|,|Shoppers @intuMK enjoying our Butter Chicken and lamb Rogon josh :) #mk http://t.co/NQjWTnHsOa|
|539076033472126000|,|“@MadamChiuLimFan: #XianLimTalentShowNo. 3 NW and No. 1 WW http://t.co/SZSsZN4WXg”@XianLimm omygoshhhh omygoshhhh 👍💙|
|538674505632473000|,|@felicity_journo @AAwanABS done deal 😍|
|537773212676128000|,|8 hours until I start work, this is not enough time to sleep, get ready, drink coffee and make sandwiches|
|537324415101730000|,|"@PureMuscleCars: Ford GT http://t.co/QdeaIVhkrZ"|
|539085158356615000|,|@lydiabea haha, I bet he laid them all along the table in a row and left too bag a gap! Bet it took Mark 3 times as long as Gaz & Howard 😂|
|537199802204033000|,|“@KimXianATGInc: 9th spot trending WW @prinsesachinita @XianLimm 👏👏👍👍Past Tense Premiere Night http://t.co/xNkaBuddEC”dizz izz it 🙏💙👍|
|538479729691873000|,|Season 4 Episode 9 of Homeland.....WOW!!!|
|379545802776907000|,|S. Korea kills man swimming to North: The South Korean military on Monday shot and killed a man who was trying... http://t.co/6UjaHbizKz|
|536629406413111000|,|@gemmastorey ohhhhhhhhh makes sense thanks god! Poor Andrea :(|
|538125481561063000|,|My first black Friday experience|
|537696136119992000|,|Whats with the Activate Sky Sports 5 nonsense?|
|536919227526283000|,|@Liverpool_World @sam0007ster @BenSmithBBC Good!|
|538244155185836000|,|Hubby went out to Black Friday sales was a little concerned would come back with a huge TV & stuff.But no I have a new coffee machine :)))|
|536965391894204000|,|What is fair? #Cameron #Labour #libdems why cant we can have fair thing for british people?|
|537199630594097000|,|@cjor1172 @QueenofSuburbia @MuppetGooner but it makes sense. When he first came on our defence was doing great. Arsene changed it why?|
|539003065077342000|,|Great to see some of my work on the @RadialCycles stand at the #cyclocrossworldcup Reminds me of home.Love #Cornwall http://t.co/ducN6x7B5f|
|375617858060840000|,|RT @abc13houston: #HCSO has just released the arrest photo of the #SpringHighSchool stabbing suspect http://t.co/rpQqIvFPYy #abc13 http://t…|
|537126526685544000|,|#londonmidland - on a crowded early morning train.  Wonder if this bike has 3 tickets? No sign of owner. http://t.co/bsFMbAKS0o|
|538457985279086000|,|You play me like a symphony,play me till your fingers bleed I'm your greatest masterpiece,you ruin me.|
|381885159064481000|,|RT @NigeriaNewsdesk: Nigeria's President Goodluck Jonathan has vowed to help Kenya contain the emerging terrorist activities in the country.|
|380048666284666000|,|Shoppers hurt in suspected gas leak: Nineteen people are treated by paramedics after a suspected gas leak at a... http://t.co/ITPqSElFmq|
|538097578563624000|,|@KingTyshyC nah I went to morrisons earlier in the dark and I'm still alive|
|537553201864912000|,|@AaronAndJack nah don't get paid until Friday otherwise I'd have probably snapped one up. From MK so it's quite an expensive day out all in|
|378110902014582000|,|RT @gmpolice: A man has been jailed following the death of off-duty police officer PC Gareth Francis. http://t.co/deqRxss6zd|
|538068300547518000|,|@WeNurses wish I had my immunisation  got out of hospital after having 1st ever pneumonia.Should of made the effort lesson learnt #WeNurses|
|536524308542406000|,|Wonderful Disney day at Milton Keynes Kingston extra http://t.co/q5VCY9RE29|
|537730200583155000|,|Day 3 complete of no diet coke, sweets, biscuits, chocolate, cake or crisps 😖 #killingme #needjunk 😂😂|
|539076279300263000|,|“@evepers: "@MadamChiuLimFan: Trending WW at No. 1#XianLimTalentShow 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 http://t.co/JrHAkdtwIi"”@XianLimm IKAW Na talaga 👍💙😄|
|538933458262061000|,|Why do some people hold competition, we all are going in the same grave.|
|538629256268746000|,|"how many people that you love have you lost?" Are you genuinely trying to start a contest on this subject? You absolute helmet crust!|
|536948880110526000|,|toffee lattes are my new favourite thing💗|
|538140253505454000|,|Fuck the Barclays app I'm running ATM QuickTime|
|539153867980951000|,|Woo ben|
|380410638897393000|,|RT @AJEnglish: Syria border town 'overrun by al-Qaeda group' http://t.co/1lnc9kPG1S|
|377137366315458000|,|RT @FoxNews: Man found alive in #Andes mountains after disappearing 4 months ago in snowstorm: http://t.co/nejs0TME96|
|538326026980720000|,|Lots of teams arriving at Jurys inn MK for @MiltonKeynesWCX world cup cyclo cross in our little city!! http://t.co/2VvKLEJc6o|
|537586677444001000|,|@JohnJig yeah I think they did. Knew full well half of them would get the sack if he got on the board|
|537684102745714000|,|Latest Fifa 15 patch has fixed the broken defending massively! Feels like a whole new game. Well done EA.|
|538702323443580000|,|Sven's on the way up!!!!|
|538655325357096000|,|Got one spare for West Ham today. Can meet at ground. Face value. #nufc|
|381850925150633000|,|60 fire fighters at factory blaze: More than 60 firefighters are tackling a blaze at a converted factory in th... http://t.co/IKPDRtZIiY|
|373986298974855000|,|RT @oweekwestern: Sean Kingston will not headline O-Week in a joint decision between Western & the USC. More information http://t.co/c0yqDm…|
|538810910295719000|,|@MarkNew007 @livedarts We need to keep positive dude. Think how I do, the Wetherspoons Lodge is booked up and he's camping at Breen!|
|539073515027435000|,|@RausaV fancy a round on one of our 26 championship courses? Invite the whole @MKLightning team for a guys night out 👍 @jaimo19|
|537497403268804000|,|@JhaSanjay Why is no hue & cry being made about Varanasi bogus voting?|
|536577133507014000|,|Honestly the best song for Lauren #xfactor|
|536614121924722000|,|Beth 💘 http://t.co/WUc1NR4PL6|
|383090455220477000|,|RT @RifatJawaid: Lt. Col B J Singh killed in samba attack in J&K. Shinde confirms attack has taken place.|
|539078672737910000|,|"@NOT_MOTD: Manchester City fans when they remember Mangala cost £40m. http://t.co/QNks8VessT" phahahaa!|
|536496429184065000|,|This has just made my life! 😂😂💁💁 http://t.co/EnpODyaBeX|
|537959193656164000|,|Just the usual walking... #Winter is here now though 😩 http://t.co/TB9rsqKfg1|
|536643956764069000|,|@Nelza82 One American once asked me if I knew "John! John from London" ... Yeah right!! #TheyThinkWeAreSoSmall 😂|
|536313864372359000|,|@Nathan_Schwartz happy birthday dickface💋💋💋|
|536661437041885000|,|@gooner1947 I love waking up and it's frosty everywhere. Beautiful In The Morning sunshine|
|536547277427703000|,|I love the fact Rogers is struggling at Liverpool. He's a smug twat with a big mouth. His sacking is sadly coming soon.|
|538069435882684000|,|My man crush everyday omg @CalumBest http://t.co/V1Qhe2XEV0|
|374489145676029000|,|RT @heWIZARD: To honor Parliament's decision NOT to take military action in Syria, a map of every country Britain's ever invaded: http://t.…|
|538298528276414000|,|Cto: Omygosh....omygoshhhh... #SMCenterpoint @queenbeemae @StarCinema @XianLimm @prinsesachinita @micodelrosario 👍😄 http://t.co/1jQOzgIGrN|
|379641055429537000|,|RT @washingtonpost: Possible shooters per MPD:  1 white man in khaki, military-style uniform 1 black man in olive military-style uniform ht…|
|537307568868429000|,|@hannah662 please tell me this is no one at no strings?|
|537294926707691000|,|My @Super6: BUR 1-1 AST, LIV 2-0 STO, MNU 3-0 HUL, QPR 0-0 LEI, SWA 2-2 PAL, WHA 1-2 NEW http://t.co/MOgraUZjt4 #Super6 @MKBitter|
|536661991474339000|,|Just waiting to find out whether or not the authority or Cena has won tomorrow can't wait for the results|
|381997809689690000|,|RT @ElijahMiano: A Muslim man wrote a prayer on a paper for a Christian & helped him memorize it in case terrorists asked him to recite the…|
|536483451126677000|,|@SUPhannah absolute mug Han Han http://t.co/iyAy7radfo|
|536656871843979000|,|Mum gets bare pissed off when none of my friends make a effort nor invite me to do something, like calm down|
|374856596074921000|,|Russia raises alarm over Israeli missile test in Mediterranean http://t.co/wWsm1qOq3b via @reuters|
|538125432458317000|,|@jongudmund @Thiefree the program I saw basically said that this loan was the reason a bankrupt country could afford to set up NHS 1/2|
|537534254419546000|,|@18DialSquare86 @ram_gooner182 @Memz_Dogi firstly don't label me a wob. I might want him to leave but am happy to@have him stay of he...|
|537210521582592000|,|@JhiaxusPrime @Swales1968 @mrjamesob @LBC not the politicians who've been doing it that's for sure. Does scream out a bit that they're...|
|538677050853183000|,|Too much mud for my cycling taste. Bad enough cleaning my road bike. @ UCI World Cup Cyclocross -… http://t.co/w9E7Hir0PT|
|378782510773456000|,|VIDEO: Evacuations continue in Colorado http://t.co/t1v8eN4h05|
|537722558972309000|,|#weddinghourLove this @EstiloModaUK #Miltonkeynes bride http://t.co/JNMpmm5TVb|
|378296181233049000|,|RT @wikileaks: This Day in #WikiLeaks: US Senate passes clause in attempt to exclude WikiLeaks from legal protection; other news http://t.c…|
|538687802536636000|,|"@ChloeRuddock_: Girls that don't start conversations with their boy because "boys should always text first" are ridiculous"|
|537615486998298000|,|@HannahEllen23 @katiefrances89 worse than Cory? Lmao|
|537668856094134000|,|I'm at Oakgrove School in Milton Keynes, UK https://t.co/kurqMDwn1v|
|537690857596780000|,|Probably gunna turn it off and watch cooking when missus finishes work. Way too painful to watch these days 😢|
|382507048526573000|,|Landlord, Wife Killed By Tenant: A tenant in Uyo, Akwa Ibom allegedly set his residence ablaze on Monday, kill... http://t.co/bAdPRyYhVc|
|538103212285652000|,|hate feeling like you're falling out of love with me|
|538345929120968000|,|@BenjyPiff please tell me this is a joke, like an app or something|
|537643590974177000|,|Extended warm up for the boy's football team. The other side didn't show up ! http://t.co/ollGOF2fPd|
|537666701186596000|,|“@luke_bwfc: @alex_makel only a joke, like your football club...” http://t.co/2dbOtqNXLT|
|538418365120143000|,|@araragii_ I finally made it, which one's your house so we can have bird sex? http://t.co/YYSHnql0zM|
|537331425780183000|,|hey call Hello Mag.....  Ha ha http://t.co/dLNbIbquJH|
|539115646307811000|,|@Mr_Carey_5 @OldBradwellUtd 10-0 win over Tring Corinthians was the first time OBU have hit ten since they beat Scot 10-1 on 27 Aug 2001.”|
|537091970204987000|,|@MichaelPhclps @Skee08 If you don't understand why a dogs life is less meaningful than a child's then you're a huge part of the problem|
|538006674070859000|,|Hot chocolate and a Rocky Road. 😊 ☕ #starbucks @ Starbucks UK http://t.co/BHSSFClGcH|
|538726106011271000|,|@MickCondon tell nikola to text me when her phone has some charge !|
|537647415906816000|,|@twillnurse @Riverboy15 like I said emotional response to verdict not a call to arms|
|374667311317135000|,|U.S. support for rebel forces: U.S. plans for strikes against Syria may be coupled with increased support for ... http://t.co/HEoL9IETcI|
|537162684752732000|,|@BanTheBBC @greenygreen96 nice try but there's things that can be done in a way that benefits everyone not just the super rich and it can...|
|538477416931672000|,|My back is in so much pain|
|539005946865807000|,|@McDonaldsUK @Rem_ii mummy is not happy #unhappy #hungovermummy|
|377420372804517000|,|Macedonian truckers block border with Kosovo over trade spat http://t.co/niZ7ViVphU|
|539182619263766000|,|The Christmas elf has arrived... @ 4 Roslyn Court http://t.co/Gpzv4WHbG0|
|383237834691182000|,|RT @INTERPOL_HQ: MEDIA RELEASE: INTERPOL issues Red Notice for arrest of Samantha #Lewthwaite at #Kenya’s request http://t.co/dghVSqvf6P|
|538659746900115000|,|We're a one man team atm. And that hasn't been said about Arsenal before|
|382248209646497000|,|RT @bbcmtd: BREAKING: Police have charged an 18-year-old man from #Northfield with the murder of Joshua Ribera in Selly Oak in #Birmingham|
|537899255726628000|,|Anyone else think that if chezzer played last night we'd probably not had a clean sheet?|
|538398032212283000|,|Drinks with the work lot☺️🍸|
|539147461609398000|,|@realdealdanny A Soldado winning goal really can do strange things to a man...|
|536608778205286000|,|. @heyvanityuk bringing the rock to Milton Keynes @ The Craufurd Arms (Live Music Venue) http://t.co/cY3FW0gzbD|
|381567675421323000|,|RT @dr_sam_pari: Attack on #Tamil students at #Jaffna uni by #SriLanka army as punishmt for overwhelming votes 2 #TNA?Intl comm'ty take not…|
|539135271653343000|,|Met David beckham today..such a humble guy http://t.co/c5T6tWTtX7|
|538663448880889000|,|@gafferpom @gaconthegc @SecuLawyer @CasualMind_ MotM http://t.co/X8gcGJ7Mhh|
|536925897174286000|,|Massive crash in Fenny, road by Pink Punters is shut, which means my journey home is probably going to be long and shit|
|536836201186340000|,|@Brenny_D @AlanSteveSteve @Lord_Sugar i thought i found Alan the other day then realised it could of been Steve, was well confused 😕|
|378417581129867000|,|RT @BBCBreaking: Thousands of people ordered to evacuate Colorado town of Boulder because of expected flash flood, officials say|
|537930681503203000|,|Watching wild rats and a fat squirrel frolic in the woods|
|537620089286434000|,|Space rocks - 4.5 billion years in the making! #dpsawayday http://t.co/epfAJHvAjb|
|538676050687844000|,|How hard is it to find a cashpoint in MK without going right in to the centre? Extremely hard apparently!|
|536981492753514000|,|Got way too excited about the prospect of buying wedding magazines today #engaged|
|536618808447094000|,|@MissDebsLowrie @Mandy_Emmerson Gives us all a warm glow eh 🔥😍 xx|
|537140073448624000|,|I'm at David Lloyd in Milton Keynes, UK https://t.co/ZX4rXTTyUd|
|536806850529099000|,|@philxl at work just thinking about playing some GTA crushing in your blue car. Was funny last night. Hopefully get some more tonight #GTAV|
|374150195589963000|,|My latest for @reuters - As DC mulls strikes, the human fallout after 2.5 yrs of Syrian war is on Europe's doorstep.  http://t.co/rFFREJWSO8|
|537720064963653000|,|@MattGunner32 yeah I expect he will like it bench Welbeck. His hustle is good but sometimes has the worst luck with finishing|
|538109270290857000|,|#63notout #putyourbatsout my lads bat, http://t.co/4CLTf0oRgU|
|537615431868350000|,|@HannahEllen23 @katiefrances89 I did see him loads on the xmas opening day, looked like he had something stuck somewhere it shouldn't be lol|
|537341624767242000|,|Birthday meal with Kim and the girls (@ Ye Olde Swan in Woughton On The Green, Buckinghamshire) https://t.co/2L4r2nCNgI|
|537482190540800000|,|@shortielady7 @mariastamp1 Yeah thanks Maria, we had a lovely time 😄😊😃☺️😀 xx|
|538826511126913000|,|Who'd have thought that jimmy Bullard wasn't a massive cunt #ImACeleb|
|538092289147822000|,|still shocked about phil hughes. to have made your debut for your country at 20 shows he must have had something about him #rip#philhughes|
|536821264137338000|,|“@mattgoss: Just finished a shoot & interview with dailymirror looking forward to coming home in January. Looking forward to seeing you xx|
|536918569481928000|,|Bidding on this for @TheActualGeorge  for Xmas hope he will like it !!!. http://t.co/u2gn2eT7KX|
|378587639206514000|,|@MJJPEACE Police at scene of 'shooting': There are reports of a shooting in Glenarm, County Antrim.  @Ericccxminaj|
|374642636226719000|,|RT @AllenWest: POTUS says #Syria threatens US nat'l sec & we must act. But Benghazi attack on US embassy & US deaths are dismissed. Unconsc…|
|375137543156543000|,|RT @RT_com: Putin: Anyone who has evidence of chemical weapons use in #Syria by Assad forces should hand it to UNSC http://t.co/2UieEoJBZL|
|538273498637295000|,|Dad: "I'm just going to buy a film that I really like the soundtrack for" *picks up Frozen* #amazing|
|538372203918929000|,|@GreenlightPT really enjoyed this week's intervals session, even though it was delayed to Thurs instead of Tues: http://t.co/dYeniQuWa6|
|536532049549864000|,|@WhoSFX @Lou_Jameson if only dreams can come true that would be AWESOME!!!!|
|537781025066450000|,|@double_canister @18DialSquare86 I do understand why there's anger. Despite united not being arsenes fault. We've fit to find some...|
|538603275030122000|,|Watching Romulo vs Roger. It's easy to to see the style of Brazilian Jiu jitsu that I've been taught|
|376537392121122000|,|RT @911BUFF: 6 PEOPLE WERE SHOT IN A SINGLE INCIDENT IN CHICAGO TONIGHT.  MORE THAN 20 PEOPLE WERE SHOT IN CHICAGO OVER THE WEEKEND. ABC. #…|
|384771809108709000|,|RT @IDFSpokesperson: #IDF forces found a rifle in a Palestinian vehicle in Qalqilya. The forces seized the rifle & detained the suspect htt…|
|538321198195957000|,|Red Bull should have been banned for cheating - Force Indiahttp://t.co/tnHhnqJqDX|
|537694055636152000|,|Real Madrid vs Basel 🙌|
|539175446605492000|,|Braca run away right at the death! 😯 what a game!|
|536882515387351000|,|Gone from watching my sister keep and be the only one laughing in the cinemas to crying at adverts on the TV need to sort myself out 😳🙈|
|537993998691225000|,|@ssearena just a quick question, are there usually separate queues for the SE and NE entrances??|
|375639077036388000|,|RT @UberFacts: Convicted pedophiles in Russia can choose between jail time or chemical castration.|
|539004239482474000|,|The menace of memes: how pictures can paint a thousand lies | @IsabelHardman http://t.co/2KGyaL07QF|
|382561322820730000|,|RT @ImranKhanPTI: Saddened by loss of lives in Balochistan earthquake.Have asked r provincial bodies in Sindh and Balochistan to extend rap…|
|383246231667232000|,|RT @amnesty: #Cambodia: Key step for justice with acquittal of men scapegoated in trade unionist’s murder http://t.co/c7WSM54z6V|
|537945399483719000|,|@__RhysMGray @WWE @WWEUniverse to be fair I just battered Bo Dallas yet he still beat me|
|379676899951542000|,|RT @NBCDFW: #BREAKING @PeteWilliamsNBC reports suspect in #navyyardshooting is Aaron Alexis originally from Fort Worth|
|537614787153522000|,|Bublé does Christmas like no other! Thank you mum! <3 http://t.co/jlQkHKOGrM|
|537051425214566000|,|night http://t.co/b1GkiWAJ7Z|
|537228698374930000|,|@JordanBrady1 @ryday10 I thought so. Saw it on the Mirror website. Have you see the rest of their range?|
|537361752011579000|,|@SalmanAhmed485 performance/technically yeah kinda but mainly stats and influence on others arguable|
|377435929465851000|,|RT @MENnewsdesk: Coronation Street star Michael Le Vell has been cleared of sex charges - more soon.|
|536543704400801000|,|Lewis is world champ, and I have a lump in my throat! #TeamLH|
|382535569785376000|,|How Bandits Terrorise Local Government Chairmen in Sokoto: Armed robbers are now targeting local government ch... http://t.co/hcNYqgTBVg|
|377327015965114000|,|7-year-old missing in rural Illinois: Police don't suspect foul play in the disappearance of 7-year-old Willow... http://t.co/lPqifCXuLC|
|374465900847456000|,|RT @NBluesFC: WINNER! The recipient of the Fothergill-Round Medal for Best Promising Young Player in the VFL is Kane Lambert #JJListon|
|536616481409490000|,|Not a good 1st half & bad result for England,  but a good day with my @Water_Eaton_AFC U16 girls, had 2 share this... http://t.co/NqH0ZgH6NO|
|537342341372465000|,|@18DialSquare86 benfica does not count it was basically a friendly a pre season warm up game|
|375242094542991000|,|RT @911BUFF: ALARMING! RUSSIA HAS DEPLOYED A CRUISE MISSILE SHIP TO THE EAST MEDITERRANEAN AS THE U.S. PREPARES FOR POSSIBLE SYRIA STRIKE. …|
|536540212592410000|,|Really missed @ZoeTheBall Sat on @bbcstrictly !!! Could @ClaudiaWinkle and Zoe pair up instead - hootsville #StrictlyComeDancing|
|536461459019284000|,|Perfect Sunday weather! #rain #sofabear #happydays #cuddletime #hangover|
|537181361220894000|,|This Friday, Michelle Nova singing at The Red House, Newport Pagnell. 1st set Dusty Springfield tribute x|
|536550373377716000|,|@Gooner_Rafa @Blackburngeorge yeah because of the injuries it's all. Bit makeshift and scrappy. Like a league one team at times|
|538824936857825000|,|@mostlygeordie @TimothyTaylors @camra @gbbf for the boltmaker?|
|537236380003631000|,|The Skream XOYO residency has got me so gassed|
|538247070583631000|,|@TowerPoppies worst thing you could have done was choose @YodelOnline as your preferred courier service! #Careless http://t.co/e1DQ1kPSsN|
|537560933510676000|,|@JohnJig if only someone could just buy stan out a consortium maybe involving ex players dein perhaps people who want to take us forward|
|537209250947547000|,|@JhiaxusPrime @Swales1968 @mrjamesob @LBC none deserve any sympathy what so ever IMO.|
|537342185990266000|,|Chelsea are the bollocks. Absolute joy to watch.|
|538701539372969000|,|Video: Vettel completes first laps with Ferrarihttp://t.co/CmoopFO7AN|
|538028505200869000|,|When your dad comes in and In Da Club comes on shuffle 😂|
|537307625499930000|,|If @annakalugin could stop trying to set me up with randoms my life might be less stressful, I know I'm single but Jesus women👀|
|538301209741127000|,|My aim from now till Christmas is to spend no money on myself just Christmas presents 😁|
|537341155906961000|,|Kids in the playground pick on those they perceive as weak.. they are kids! What's this Govt's excuse for doing the same? #CameronMustGo|
|377144261772185000|,|RT @Tom_Winter: NBC News' Miami Bureau has confirmed that Shellie Zimmerman called police after she and her dad were in an argument with Ge…|
|537690983501402000|,|“@Ipodbob: RT “@bim390: Omg!! I wanna drive this train-deer!!! http://t.co/PP1xpALhDP” “I don’t, bah humbug”” #traingeek #fb|
|536657802706825000|,|Am I the only one who feels the cops in America are gaining so much more confidence in their hate crimes bcos they seldom get prosecuted?|
|537202176322715000|,|Iv solved the gone off milk problem at work! 😂 #driedmilk http://t.co/XEQFwZLXBK|
|538654519799066000|,|Some selfish cunt has just thrown themselves in front of a train. Fuming|
|539145478517309000|,|“@anjalikxmar: He hit me and it felt like a kiss” Maybe you should come in for the drop down day, abusive relationships nd what not👀|
|538769628617400000|,|Amazing round in Milton Keynes for the UCI CX World Cup #cxwp #cxworldcup @ Campbell Park http://t.co/igCjUFWPz7|
|538346670787158000|,|Need a new microphone on my iPhone anyone? #mk #miltonkeynes #apple|
|382794551267557000|,|Kenya: Islamists Demonstrate Their Power in Kenya: [Deutsche Welle]The siege in Nairobi has claimed more than ... http://t.co/ewLkkjmcog|
|537914758889218000|,|Flipping heck! #design4learning http://t.co/WhnI0ImGkZ|
|536994344080011000|,|@JonnieLovepole well I do know her personally, and by that I mean talked to her for 30 seconds in the lobby of a London theatre.|
|536659299666112000|,|Brilliant workshop today with @rossrayburn in #miltonkeynes #yogaeverydamnday #yoga #yogauk… http://t.co/a0VXWTLOnR|
|375669812908666000|,|RT @ajamlive: UN Ambassador Samantha Power: The security council the world needs to deal with this crisis is not the security council we ha…|
|374480517996871000|,|RT @TelegraphNews: US intelligence on Syria gas attack 'unconvincing', says Russia http://t.co/7J8AGHorRw|
|536548096638222000|,|@davelee1968 @jamesmartinchef they have reunited these dogs with the owner now:)|
|537536869891072000|,|@simpsontrevor I'm looking forward to seeing what life's like in winter with a 4MATIC. 🏂|
|536445361435721000|,|@skyhd do you really expect me to pay for @WWE survivor series when the rest of the world can get it for free?|
|538469024586547000|,|@charicemayleen Me too. I love Alex and Red x|
|381497727009312000|,|@IFreakSelena Huge cocaine haul seized in Paris: Police at Paris Charles de Gaulle airport seize more than one tonne of...  @Ericccxminaj|
|537237473458667000|,|Gonna stay on until Piccadilly instead of getting off at Crewe I'm such a badass|
|538130576981913000|,|Diss my eye .. http://t.co/407DdzThuz|
|538327462217011000|,|The 5k screen on the new iMac is a joy to behold. #Want (@ Apple Store in Milton Keynes) https://t.co/WuyqpS4ubA|
|383726995399790000|,|RT @BreakingNews: Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons approves Syria disarmament plan - @AP, @Reuters|
|382214265114861000|,|RT @komonews: JUST IN: A fire that destroyed a house in the Alderwood Manor area of south Snohomish County last week is being investigated …|
|374472041300516000|,|RT @metpoliceuk: #London can you help us find this missing girl from #Southall?Simran Edwin,13 was last seen at 23:00hrs on 30 August. http…|
|537366195666948000|,|27 shots.. http://t.co/7oyPZXV8q9|
|539051034501734000|,|Fighting to survive the fashion battleground (aka the changing rooms)? This'll help. http://t.co/n064DGhZmz|
|538636242318274000|,|Hmm what character should I use my Lvl 90 boost on? #worldofwarcraft|
|538471900494962000|,|I miss this pony so much 😔 Trusted him more than anyone else http://t.co/5jEUz2rcms|
|375765069742612000|,|RT @andersoncooper: ABCNews is reporting the US is prepping for a larger attack on #Syria than had been previously thought. Details on @AC3…|
|536676766900060000|,|Electric blankets are the ultimate weapon against cold nights. Pippa - 1, Winter - 0. #snuggly|
|381128930255581000|,|RT @ESPNNFL: DEVELOPING: Aldon Smith was booked into Santa Clara jail today on charges of DUI and possession of marijuana.|
|536682088242900000|,|@OfficialChip I hear You, CM squad, love you chip 👏❤️|
|537315209128722000|,|First corner @MiltonKeynesWCX looking back up the course , going to be fun . http://t.co/DfAuHUNOjy|
|382100322657009000|,|RT @cnnbrk: Sources: White woman thought to be British taking part in Kenya mall attack. http://t.co/GBAyoXxLZO.|
|375706026508423000|,|Police: Man exposed 300-plus to HIV: Prosecutors in rural Missouri have charged a man with exposing his partne... http://t.co/Cjw39XQ1OE|
|383687245992960000|,|RT @SenatorReid: The Senate has acted in a bipartisan way to avert a government shutdown. If Speaker Boehner wants to avoid shutdown, pass …|
|536905074124275000|,|@HollyCopem4n please tell me you watched survivor series|
|538994493895081000|,|Last IG before studies commence. I has bought Christmas socks. That is all. #kitsch #Christmas… http://t.co/3RHXDomdYc|
|537706955557830000|,|"@iH8TvvitterHoes: I gotta curve these hoes before they have a chance to curve me 😒 http://t.co/FVS2p14Wip" looooooool I'm dead|
|538065361070206000|,|@jamesdey72 you gassed guy! We'll smash it Sunday as I'm away this weekend?|
|536649456796860000|,|Ginter and subotic CB on Wednesday rah|
|375105850970349000|,|RT @1DLittleSecret: #Recap 2: we found out there was a fire at Liam's house yesterday in which his friend Andy got injured & liam helped hi…|
|536948335316590000|,|toffee lattes are actually so nice😻|
|537680079921631000|,|okkkkk fire suggestions for what i should try to get for xmas pls|
|536598510888841000|,|“@iQuoteComedy: me at school before thanksgiving break vs me at school after thanksgiving break http://t.co/1lCaXmMFVW”|
|536529918906335000|,|Happy birthday MC👅🎉💋 @MileyCyrus http://t.co/EoPK3NwZBA|
|539098426428764000|,|Not to be out done, the neighbourhood Christmas lights elves are hard at work... #NationalLampoons… http://t.co/8ijkAgxX4s|
|537271260729081000|,|@nursiedeb unfortunately ppl can pretend to be anything.the insecure & jealous ppl see things distorted or create drama.#sad can be good tho|
|537184740961710000|,|The weather vs public transport!! Weather wins every time!! http://t.co/c6D0M2Gk0a|
|536497419538931000|,|I can't deal with my mum having snapchat http://t.co/RvTunRZ2fJ|
|377193393841250000|,|RT @BreakingNews: President Obama: Proposal to put Syria's chemical weapons under international control could be a breakthrough - @AP http:…|
|537262812922642000|,|Need to arrange another @MYA_Tweet consultation so gutted i couldn't go to mine 😩|
|538802934784729000|,|Me "get undressed properly and fold your clothes up."Son "Okay Dad... http://t.co/Z6ksdcdtXr|
|537712114602086000|,|Oh my!!! Wow!!! Alexis.✊💦💦💦💦|
|537876042669887000|,|I feel incredibly sorry for Sean Abbott aswell, he must be feeling absolutely horrible over a shock accident|
|538678232510660000|,|Go on Helen @cxhelen #MKWCX http://t.co/FZCvrasx7u|
|375017300845678000|,|RT @kmflett: David Miliband now head of International Rescue has called for intervention in Syria http://t.co/i5xZV4NvS2 >Thunderbirds are …|
|379740858905395000|,|RT @washingtonpost: UPDATE: No shooting at White House. Bystanders say a man threw a lit firecracker over the fence and was tackled.|
|380504268370751000|,|RT @MaddowApp: Iran Frees Political Prisoners on Eve of President’s Visit to U.S. http://t.co/fWXkeXvGLm #Maddow|
|536505963453628000|,|Still scope for Massa to lose Hamilton the championship! #F1|
|382682542383849000|,|Official word on Voracek- upper body injury, will be reevaluated tomorrow. #Flyers|
|537371399682547000|,|@SeppBlatter are you thinking about reopening the ballon dor vote now that Messi broke reckords to help him as you did help Ronaldo last y|
|538321550404239000|,|Horner expects Mercedes to extend advantage in 2015http://t.co/QNQRVKFhuj|
|381825557987852000|,|RT @RobertAlai: Over 30 surgeries on victims in one hospital. #WestgateAttack|
|537354445412380000|,|don't you worry, don't you worry child|
|539001246448091000|,|walking down the stairs this morning&Alex goes "try not to fall down the stairs this time baby" 🙈 ffs why do I always fall down stairs!|
|382450077274365000|,|RT @dopenaijamusic: #Date360: Photos: British Muslim Woman Suspected to be Behind The Kenyan Mall Massacre http://t.co/4QTeH4FQaH via @Date…|
|537221192848277000|,|Pos na que ya a empezao el frio.. Ni MA's ni memos que 0 grados.. 😨❄❄❄❄Manda cojones #TocaAbrigarseBien|
|382682936644218000|,|RT @EliotShorrParks: Official word on Voracek- upper body injury, will be reevaluated tomorrow. #Flyers|
|378181261463797000|,|Man in court over alleged indecent assault on toddler http://t.co/QxbuIYoITX|
|384656130179600000|,|RT @BC1: UPDATE: Metro Vancouver escapes relatively unscathed by the storm http://t.co/uh8p40c080|
|537231643569033000|,|@HorseHour @NFUCountryside My cup from last nights Hay Feeds for Ted, you can"t beat a good brew !|
|539014433092435000|,|@Sultantschke @Joelrond I so to agree with banners but feel each fan should be able to express their opinion|
|538663171394125000|,|Credits roll on Assasin's Creed Unity.. I hope they bring Arno back for more! I quite like the character.|
|536988147117490000|,|#buckshour where IS EVERYBODY? Is #bucks that small? Where are all the local #sme #smallbusinesses? #promotion #BizOwners|
|538815940075720000|,|@BikeBarney sorry we weren't there in time to support you David but I'm sure there was enough noise to keep you going.|
|537721657851260000|,|Job well done there. Hopefully a turning point in our season. Excellent work rate defending like we should. This should be standard|
|537015839321759000|,|“@danxdoug: All you single lot gotta respect the boundaries when chatting to someone in a relationship”🙌🙅|
|538091434189275000|,|@imacelebrity what is your favourite thing about Australia?? (:|
|538730501721554000|,|Fantastic race to watch, chance to see god up close ;-) what a great atmosphere, next year please? @MiltonKeynesWCX http://t.co/QRrBsQydL3|
|538021198534549000|,|@GrandPrixDiary well, if she happens to work in Milton Keynes, she's a pretty good spy!|
|538418081555841000|,|@Aaron_Chesters sorry man:(|
|536530736195850000|,|Lewis Hamilton wins the Abu Dhabi GP & he is now a 2 time World Champion #F1WorldChampion|
|538032778026418000|,|Another 6th form open evening (@ Walton High School in Walton, Milton Keynes) https://t.co/eqEbsTZqSZ|
|536584209687920000|,|“@FreddyAmazin: When bae has to leave http://t.co/em0f9cEGYD” @CallumRead24|
|382506977214996000|,|Landlord, Wife Killed By Tenant: A tenant in Uyo, Akwa Ibom allegedly set his residence ablaze on Monday, kill... http://t.co/zPsRseNzH1|
|539021446635606000|,|Doing the dishes while listening to #desertislanddiscs on @BBCRadio4 and enjoying it?Is this the advanced stage of maturity? #AskTwitter|
|537316546679672000|,|Rodin may be a little on the cliched side but he's great fun! Bayonetta 2 is still proving to be an absolute riot! Worth getting a Wii U for|
|375751681541033000|,|Well that would be illegal. Fox host calls for the firing of Walmart strikers: http://t.co/e3dYTmC2nD|
|537200471405232000|,|"@RCdeWinter: The old age home gets ugly... http://t.co/EpvntPgqkB"Brilliant!|
|537348379391852000|,|walking on cold floor with bare feet is brutal, srsly|
|382357370581831000|,|GOSH! | 3 Britons Arrested After Cociane Worth $270 Million Found On Flight From Venezuela To Paris | DETAILS... http://t.co/a1nayPmYJq|
|538984950314582000|,|I've had my 3DS for over a year now and I've only just learned that you can take out the game whilst the console in on. #FuckSake|
|538760180767260000|,|#cousin #village #christmas #parade #sunset @ Stony Stratford Village http://t.co/KPEe1lnu5I|
|537970518209880000|,|@double_canister @StupidDeluxe @Blackburngeorge yeah defo hope it continues|
|537237962317369000|,|Love my lock screen on so many levels 😊 http://t.co/mcZakYOPWE|
|538091083285430000|,|Wtf? Where's our penalty?!|
|537407737966391000|,|Now I just tripped over with my toothbrush in my hand and smacked myself in the face with it *facepalm*|
|536993945231048000|,|I need @DrPhil to be aired in the UK. That way I can get therapy through my TV|
|538358756703469000|,|@deanhemming your club must be getting desperate http://t.co/CHtds72P2v|
|539152648050864000|,|@MarryMeWrites although why did you use the Highland games? All the other 'stereotypes' I guess work but the games are Scottish...|
|378902463681552000|,|RT @CUBoulderPolice: #Boulder Sheriff: 172 people unaccounted for in #BoulderFlood. At #CUBoulder, police have no reports of missing CU stu…|
|536347131775553000|,|Disco Steve - no need to advertise. @ Haus of Delyth http://t.co/6DuqnDhCEx|
|538731496723718000|,|Decided that I'm only ever gonna eat healthily until the week before Christmas before I look like an elephant *sigh*|
|381414713344548000|,|Syrian cartoonist beaten: Cartoonist Ali Ferzat was forced to flee Syria after he was badly beaten last year, ... http://t.co/BjKTQMW0bm|
|537350516607827000|,|and it's a world of dread & fear|
|537767215647707000|,|@reashninja @goatchimp2 Cycling in Wappenbury|
|537522953668542000|,|@D13Creative @StuRobson get this on your Christmas list. http://t.co/jBpOCuJamd|
|537983097372160000|,|@thai_tuxie does it still have that person selling instant snow?|
|537370621655928000|,|Hannah's a peado and proud apparently|
|537446666178428000|,|A month till Christmas and I've done absolutely no Christmas present shopping none none at all FUUUUCK 😳|
|537533936386469000|,|@18DialSquare86 @ram_gooner182 @Memz_Dogi the summer. It could do more harm than good and no top manager coming in will leave his club...|
|380938588524773000|,|RT @WeatherWatchNZ: Breaking News: Multiple reports of flash and surface flooding coming in from Wellington City. Please drive with extreme…|
|536510754724536000|,|Milton Keynes represent|
|537695407737167000|,|@jtrygges @examinercom All I can say is GOOD...Another cruel Looser bites the Dust!|
|382930044093751000|,|RT @kempyV1410: Please retweet missing 13 year old girl georgina fearn derby http://t.co/J0S0m9ExeA|
|536523978668793000|,|Looks good for another title for HAM, car just needs to deliver the distance. Pass the rookies with care!|
|536485193130188000|,|Milton Keynes http://t.co/jGY3PG0FoR|
|537917082885562000|,|Hamilton wants to keep number 44 in 2015http://t.co/L81jSmBDam|
|375624740901093000|,|RT @ForRespect: Getting ready for a day of mass protest against poverty wages & illegal firings. #WalmarStrikers|
|536987625257971000|,|If You're Happy And You Know It | Plus Lots More Kids' Songs | 56 Mins from LittleBabyBum! @ http://t.co/FdjHQBT2bX|
|381042275943325000|,|India hunt for 'escaped militant' http://t.co/m0jgYoqjAZ|
|537917300176064000|,|Nasr thanks Williams for 2014 opportunitieshttp://t.co/KCRIwPJivl|
|536596631547027000|,|Undeservedly got knocked out of the quarter finals 2-1. Unlucky lads. 👏|
|539102410992779000|,|Revised to the point where my mind spot refuses to take any more information in|
|538430336745873000|,|@CXHelen @MiltonKeynesWCX @BBCNews Helen, you were a tv star again tonight! Kids almost got us kicked out of hotel by cheering so loud! Cool|
|537195095146393000|,|@femtobrewster I'm not knocking this terrible affliction, I'm just noting it for future 'sickies'. Can't wait to ring the absence line....|
|539139777376055000|,|@12MarceloVJr a fresh trim doesn't make you buff enough to enter my mentions and drop a selfie like a bullshit mixtape link|
|538741389761462000|,|Nice little 6-0 win today, you donssss http://t.co/u5k7ndc5J0|
|538425595248398000|,|Thank god it's Friday😍#jackdaniels @ Tgi Fridays http://t.co/hMlZQzpn3w|
|537600518533943000|,|In MK to meet @itcinfotech ... Last time I saw Hardeep was in Brazil during the #WorldCup 👍😃|
|538253207563419000|,|@GaryBarlow it's my birthday on Monday will you sing happy birthday to me when I come to see you #bestbirthdayever #TTIII|
|537785768945922000|,|@double_canister @18DialSquare86 he has my backing every game I wouldn't cut my nose off to spite my face but he has deserved criticism|
|537635634442436000|,|How can the bus driver try and refuse to let me use my all in one card bc he didn't believe it was me 😭 need to get a new pic|
|537982137476317000|,|@samthorman Hi baby yeah i could ;) im a porn model but can do a nice show for you guys , maybe with other girl ? Lesvian show for you bb 😈|
|537201013716160000|,|@cjor1172 @QueenofSuburbia @MuppetGooner perhaps given promise of influence perhaps needs the cash perhaps he is at fault|
|536658673993797000|,|The purpose of the police has little to do with protecting our society, but serving a protecting the corrupt system|
|538087854573117000|,|@British_Airways Thanks for being so responsive socially! Impressive. Perhaps pass on to your innovation team to look at wifi entertainment|
|536572147033198000|,|@Blackburngeorge @Gooner_Rafa always. That's not the result of circumstance george.|
|538287619994820000|,|I'm not a mad cricket fan but I'm loving the #getyourbatsout #BatsOut #batsoutforphil pictures and tweets|
|374921515516833000|,|RT @politico: Boehner, Cantor back Obama call for action in #Syria http://t.co/rTbGo1pWrt|
|538823221202919000|,|Heaven on earth “@AmazingRoom: Bedroom with a mini library 📖📚 ' & http://t.co/OVrg9dbSDM”|
|538619259820453000|,|I just began a running workout using #Endomondo. Peptalk me now @ http://t.co/eP9qmIx3TU|
|375770421679112000|,|NEW: Object on roadway in Brevard on I-95 north at Addison Canal, right lane blocked.|
|374676693975171000|,|RT @sharpfang: @SBSNews You're lying @PMKRudd - 180+ countries oppose (illegal) US bombing of #Syria & credible regional voices call for di…|
|537970882468401000|,|Elaboration for deep-learning - explanation and inquiry learning encourage more of this. #design4learning http://t.co/ORg3VgVWpM|
|538701517050884000|,|Vettel tests Ferrari F2012http://t.co/BotgU15BT4|
|537387762543235000|,|@Cindy_Lashes Channel 4 looking for lovely girls to take part in the next series of #FirstDates! Apply here http://t.co/iOWoqgGbZ3 Pls RT :)|
|537969235532992000|,|@double_canister @StupidDeluxe @Blackburngeorge probably thought santi was ace.Rambo was ok but still trying to hard and those bloody flicks|
|376538021241171000|,|PB police engaged in a shoot out with 107 year old man.  Details at ten.|
|537849765569253000|,|Third time lucky for the @thisisheart competition to win £500 for Luton Mall. Listening from now and will text as soon as I can! #excited|
|538791585769865000|,|Highlight of Mallory Knox was when someone shouted "Tell us a joke!" and one of the lads from Moose Blood said "Hello Joe" 😂😂|
|538402603374505000|,|Sainz Jr to race alongside Verstappen at Toro Rossohttp://t.co/itzAT2oJKK|
|539150273663750000|,|just as man started this revision timetable stuff, i swear the load of homework my teachers set has doubled|
|538253644593135000|,|@KatieWay2 u liar bet u been eating them chocolate coins I left on ur bed|
|375332678964236000|,|RT @kktv11news: NEWS ALERT: Discovery Canyon Campus in District 20 has been evacuated for a bomb threat.  Kids are being taken to New Life …|
|377466187170316000|,|RT @rulhania: Delhi gang rape: All 4 accused convicted. Hope they are hanged to death so as to set an example. #DehliGangRape|
|538004020057882000|,|"@DarylP90: @D_Mitten Thailand , Asia , NZ & OZ?" Completed Thailand http://t.co/CwdLAZTOd1|
|382107352305901000|,|#WestagateMall #cctv caught some of the terrorists. #Kenya #weareone #westgateattack #Westgate http://t.co/bc51JAVFr3|
|537197113273516000|,|@Arselona @Lordhillwood @woodysirish @Orangeiceman10 beyond mental that but IMO he's be a better leader on the pitch. If he hasn't lost...|
|538721748347518000|,|Says plenty when even the away fans are taking banners calling for wenger to go.|
|539058305252196000|,|@BBCSnooker why don't you broadcast the table sideways as most have a wide screen TV these days? Seems like a waste of screen #bbcsnooker|
|536536427757318000|,|Bolasie has turned Liverpool's defence up side down|
|537217541253644000|,|@Johnny_G86 like scaremongering stuff like the USA did before they removed everyone's rights.|
|539063503660011000|,|“@trishamaejane: Hindi ako nkahinga 😶😶😍😍😍😍😄😄😄nganga lng sa kilig ng Kimxi😍❤️cute ng tawa ni Kim😁😁 KimXi On GGV http://t.co/d5COjzxexG”KIMXI|
|537044078907912000|,|OMG will that #car #alarm just stop!.... -_-|
|538348501412110000|,|@in_camden @BBCRadio4 @lex_looper sane with #bbcqt last night. Was ridiculous. All these politicians do my swede in|
|537634296010641000|,|@SheWore I'd give my left but to see that that lot play again. Where's my delorean|
|538814211393327000|,|Hate taking brand new makeup out of it's packaging and putting it into my makeup bag because I know how ruined it's going to get 😅😩|
|536995362838704000|,|“@BeautifulRay_: Wait A Minute , Wait A Minute 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 http://t.co/snBYLaPiiP” ffs|
|538716450945777000|,|Can't believe the 99p stores slogan is 'quality products under a pound' #whatsgoingon|
|379778032992796000|,|RT @GeorgieBC: #Belgium telco says it was hacked, reports point to #NSA or GCHQ as culprit http://t.co/WS0BqmZuDJ via @gigaom|
|538419092034961000|,|@TGIFridaysUK New one in MK is superb. Big and spacey, well done, Love the #Harley. But I really wanted a Barcardi & Coke? Why no #Barcadi?|
|381883745587830000|,|RT @MichaelSkolnik: AP Reporter on ground in Nairobi says report of Americans being involved in mall shooting are false. Info came from fak…|
|538402543270109000|,|Sainz Jr secures Toro Rosso seathttp://t.co/VPNN69ILjZ|
|378536577728671000|,|RT @mcollinknight: RT @stevesilberman: If you missed it: Worst toll for measles in US in 17 years, driven by failure to vaccinate. http://t…|
|537569735014359000|,|“@DaisyEmenike: “@patoranky: RT if you remember owning one of these http://t.co/DQeVFgUaN8””this maths set 💔✖️|
|374404882133819000|,|"This Is Who We Are Helping In Syria?? Syrian Commander Eating Enemy Soldier&#039;s Liver! (*Warning* Graphic)  http://t.co/ABgQ4kaf7F|
|378230506808029000|,|Longmont split by St Vrain River. No open roads for travel at any river crossing in the city. #COFlooding updates: http://t.co/13nCutJ3Os|
|537565974204264000|,|of i tell you say there is no other one shey you go believe me ?|
|536317992347643000|,|All looking at the screen instead of the camera 😝 @ Paulines 18th http://t.co/Su12MuZV6S|
|377302764520742000|,|#Route544 buses are being diverted away from Winbourne Road at West Ryde as power lines are on the road. Eight stops are being missed.|
|374153454584741000|,|RT @SwissNetInc: Syria 'still prepared' for attack http://t.co/CZEIHSQxtp|
|536698492430073000|,|Come On Giants lets defeat the Cowboys and have a change in form #ComeOnGiants #GiantsNation|
|374589586699063000|,|Nigerian arrested with N50 million worth of cocaine in India http://t.co/g6hkLNZDzJ|
|381530060915621000|,|@IFreakSelena 3-year-old wounded in Chicago shooting recovering: CHICAGO (AP) ? A 3-year-old boy shot in the head durin...  @Ericccxminaj|
|536830553413406000|,|Nas Campanella "travel writing is so much more than describing how somewhere looks"#inspirational@secularbloke @bbc5live|
|375820455531134000|,|Spain rail-crash driver in new tape: A recording has emerged of a phone-call made by a rail driver moments aft... http://t.co/HzMtOv2s6k|
|375614435521343000|,|RecentGist: ASUU Strike Forces Female Students Into Prostitution in Kaduna: As the lingering disag... http://t.co/U5yRo1Avvg via NIGZENT|
|536667173683740000|,|"Welcome To Hope. Gateway to Holidayland." The best film just started on #itv4 #Rambo #firstblood @TheSlyStallone|
|536622432355119000|,|@THESTEVIRITCHIE come on Stevi !!!!!! My daughter will not sit still - you just cannot go home Noooooooooooo http://t.co/3EIhYMYnrJ|
|379766641262751000|,|RT @cnnbrk: In addition to the 13 killed in the Navy Yard shooting, including the suspect, 14 people were injured. http://t.co/BpUL6GXK29|
|537358836051738000|,|@Syren2010 I take it you have proof of child pornography being viewed online in prisons?|
|538455609973407000|,|@RED_Summers Yes deffo!! Is she in bed, she'll be even more excited in the morning when you tell her he's seen her picture ☺️ xx|
|378855458099838000|,|#Syria Today: #Russia FM Lavrov reaches agreement w US Sec of State #Kerry, but cautions anti force http://t.co/GK5lCt3HIv|
|384654406341640000|,|UPDATE: Metro Vancouver escapes relatively unscathed by the storm http://t.co/uh8p40c080|
|538729885267951000|,|Lantern parade! (@ York House in Stony Stratford, Milton Keynes) https://t.co/sgAn98GeuC http://t.co/q2dPqnIQb2|
|537576113414078000|,|How many of the "keep politics out of football" brigade will also be joining in some politics with me at FC's AGM? #FCUM|
|538690759239933000|,|The winner is @Sannecant #mkwcx http://t.co/jhjMipHf0N|
|379791920337129000|,|Man arraigned in Kitale court for possessing AK47 rifle and ammunitions : : http://t.co/uvyzJk7rqP|
|536891213480468000|,|@FootyAccums Pound for pound T-Bow is the better keeper for me but hasn't needed to play as well as De Gea has had to..|
|383982755669098000|,|RT @CardiffCityFC: FULL-TIME - That's it! @JordonMutch's incredible strike earns a first away win in the @PremierLeague for City! #FFC 1-2 …|
|374883473179168000|,|RT @markknoller: If the US doesn't retaliate against Syria, says McCain, it will be "a huge victory" for Iran as it moves closer to nuclear…|
|384659582103977000|,|@IFreakSelena Egypt court upholds jail term for Morsi's PM: Qandil was sentenced in April for failing to implement a co...  @Ericccxminaj|
|537272526528061000|,|@TeamBellerin39 @ZeGooner bloody is fella. Not anywhere near arsenal quality. Barely even west ham quality|
|382948381586243000|,|RT @AP: Two men have been sentenced in British court for attacking a man while dressed as Oompa Loompas: http://t.co/3KSuMLC64x -KH|
|538458380286054000|,|A bit foggy but you get the general idea... http://t.co/HAcXapYOS0|
|537275889466499000|,|Gunna end up spending over £1000 on all these festivals next yeah😂😭💯|
|537953963241635000|,|The @lazerhelmets 'trawler corner' is going to catch people out at @MiltonKeynesWCX http://t.co/Qhr08PDrWr|
|538417331220000000|,|@GrandPrixDiary @tiff_tv I,a woman,also agree. If there's to be a woman in F1,she has to deserve it.I don't want token women. In any role|
|538084379046969000|,|Michael Buerk's and Tinchy's friendship is the cutest!! 🙊🙊|
|538076931691126000|,|BLACK FRIDAY OFFER - 1 Day only Save 20% on pet photo shoots booked & paid for tomorrow. Valid to 31/3/15. Pls RT http://t.co/jiWS0Q2Tly|
|379797293236752000|,|Gunman in Navy Yard shooting had valid base pass. All the deceased victims were between the ages of 46 & 73 years old http://t.co/6OIocOFEKf|
|538349750832345000|,|@corrrey_ @lairdsfc he follows me because apparently that's what people do these day... Follow people to send them abuse. Makes sense.|
|536543108079841000|,|@Gooner_Rafa yep no back bone. No fight (jack aside). As Claude so eloquently put it there's just nothing there|
|536798944484139000|,|@pantsybaby 🙉🙊 oh but his hair Steph?!! His hair! 😱|
|537916655142440000|,|@JordanLewisGk1 happy birthday🎉xx|
|536640503643918000|,|Soy un cubito de hielo por las calles de Londres ❄⛄#blondieblue #blondieblueblog #London #londres… http://t.co/8XMIbwHVct|
|539142480944726000|,|It came on an 8tracks playlist and I immediately recognised it. And it's great.|
|538868651982880000|,|@ZacParker3 @lurchlerouge Russia will just go to war and try take others sellable resources. War in itself too is a money spinner|
|536519376951066000|,|Fantastic performance from @jamesdegale1 last night. Pleasure to watch.|
|377676191798685000|,|RT @BBCBreaking: All 4 men who raped & murdered woman on Delhi bus deserve death penalty, prosecutor says as sentence hearing begins http:/…|
|537082598292742000|,|Tear gas fired and shit set on fire already. This could get pretty bad|
|537385142814535000|,|Nah http://t.co/1GyKHzfmJo|
|536857716510457000|,|Come and add a little bit of spice in your Monday #mk #Lunchdeal http://t.co/4RHoJQKAzd|
|538821218422775000|,|A great day out at the Rugby today and a great win for England against Australia... :-) http://t.co/WiJpqCXxAI|
|537934456078999000|,|Survey of 100 unis' teachers perceptions #TEL #design4learning #disappointed http://t.co/bpSXDnOZWc|
|539094836352417000|,|@leah_compassion @GovChristie Close those Bloody Awful Crates..Whoever uses them should be forced to live in one for a week!|
|536551155602833000|,|@Gooner_Rafa @Blackburngeorge none of it makes sense mate.|
|537642179968368000|,|Only thing keeping me here is the monies. But as soon as I've hit my travelling fund target... #smellyalater|
|378599592968728000|,|RT @BarackObama: Some representatives in the House say they'll shut down the government unless #Obamacare is defunded. #EnoughAlready: http…|
|380267667656962000|,|RT @icashmir: Video: Protest rally at Hyderpora  https://t.co/q1uPFEJHgd | Hear Go India Go back Slogans  #Kashmir|
|538863039144280000|,|What the ... “@ChemistryVids: Chemical Reaction: CD + Lighter http://t.co/VXY7P7RojD”|
|539118813548003000|,|Prepping Katie's bikes. @trekbikes @ UCI World Cup Cyclocross - Milton Keynes http://t.co/k5DyHzeXCS|
|536527814879891000|,|I'm #sinking #death by #cream. @ Costa http://t.co/V08tJtSxK7|
|537048151568703000|,|New @TMLewin suit and shirts ordered..... Thanks very much @MCFC #suitup #lookgood #boss|
|538401560989282000|,|@FemaIefit #Nordic walking with N.W poles or #Bungypump poles will also help burn more calories than ordinary walking.@nordicwalkinguk|
|538351921875410000|,|“@tcbayliss: How & why is Black Friday a thing back home?!” Going tits for it here mate, makes zero sense! Pisses me off|
|538740411658166000|,|Awesome day today, amazing to see @CXHelen @Nikkiharris86  @Gabby_Durrin race at #MKWCX|
|383621236020224000|,|Kumi Naidoo on Greenpeace Activists Detained in Russia http://t.co/EYZuLFBw2s|
|536897585282572000|,|@elliecocozza_ happy birthday xxx|
|537372553522999000|,|@ChrisCEOHopson @signoramac #CameronMustGo  get your hands off our NHS built by the sweat of the British Public and loyal immigrants.|
|537902313755901000|,|Why the ambivalence over Blended Learning Design? #design4learning http://t.co/rBuB0lb8zT|
|539095759434813000|,|@Matt_Dominguez @GovChristie Come on Mr. Christie how would you like to live in a Crate?..Have some Compassion for Gods Sake!|
|375917440426717000|,|@MJJPEACE Ministers 'lack trust' in officials: A breakdown in trust between ministers and civil servants has resulted i...  @Ericccxminaj|
|538357702939123000|,|It's Black Friday and it's shop till you drop .. lol ...maybe next year na Lang hahhahahaha bankrupt mode on😁😜|
|380404754297667000|,|Qatar airways has valued GoAir at $550m & is eyeing at a minority stake with GoAir, Thanks to FDI policy in aviation,|
|538860054263660000|,|my laptop died, but my charger is downstairs. why does this happen to good people 😒|
|539100622541561000|,|I now have no money. I can't believe I've spent this much money|
|538805386728701000|,|xmas warm up #ruby @ Bekash, Stony Stratford http://t.co/KgEqRkmG0b|
|537946509644685000|,|Hoping lots of people come along to our festive free hot meal @TheBuszyMK @MaDteamMK #foodpoverty http://t.co/emykWhpv4d|
|538763439041445000|,|#Cyclocross crash in slow motion @ Campbell Park http://t.co/FF72i1YVCi|
|537390213505777000|,|Though saying that, day 2 without any sweets, chocolate (excluding hot chocolate 😂), cake, biscuits and crisps. #gagginmate|
|536645488792330000|,|@RobDoofus gary will only be happy when he is Take That|
|381953752703696000|,|RT @NBCConnecticut: #BREAKING: Police have issued an #AmberAlert for a 5-year-old from Ridgefield who went missing with his father within t…|
|538628534726823000|,|@danabrahmsen @SecuLawyer @secularbloke damn it. I do a mean number 1 with the clippers|
|538416321839767000|,|@VirginTrains why no 1st class food service on the 6.43pm Euston to Crewe today? All that's been offered is a tea...no drinks or warm snacks|
|537692599872929000|,|Aqua and turtle bay 👫🍴🍹 @OliviaRoweX|
|539131351539404000|,|Come on down to @PinkPunters additional room added with the best sound system in #miltonkeynes http://t.co/apxJAowv32 better than the cellar|
|382991108956905000|,|Western envoys tout deal on core of U.N. Syria draft; Russia denies: UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) - After weeks of... http://t.co/4qALyno3SL|
|536969476638789000|,|This month we are in Discover Northampton Christmas @NorthamptonBID http://t.co/4GUhdwmxjw|
|539105396599058000|,|I didnt even know eagles married eagles!|
|375614779437895000|,|RT @dat_dopegurl: RecentGist: ASUU Strike Forces Female Students Into Prostitution in Kaduna: As the lingering disag... http://t.co/t1bh5If…|
|380455094321709000|,|Starbucks CEO says no to guns in Starbucks http://t.co/ldRlZPBf21|
|538808011578683000|,|Rocking around the Christmas tree! #Christmas #festive #instagay http://t.co/kEfK846mlQ|
|538002148236488000|,|@BiosculptureGB #festive #nails #gel #naildesign #xmasjumper #purple #stamping #sandsmk #miltonkeynes http://t.co/0ozB5IttY6|
|537090355506999000|,|“@TUSK81: Incredible. RT @yashmori #Ferguson One man stands with his hands up blocking armored vehicles. http://t.co/LUcvNCA7i9”|
|381522351759708000|,|RT @liamstack: This is crazy. The Somali militant group al-Shabab is live tweeting their attack on #Westgate shopping mall in #kenya at @HS…|
|538024526299529000|,|@roshnikrista @AdahmJaffer @JoeBidmead1 @AlexGff @AadityaPatell does this face look like it cares joe http://t.co/EZYWMcAsUs|
|537360771936964000|,|Would have taken that before the game tbh. Cruel though. RNL's goal deserved to be the winner. #RAFC #KHBA|
|537356367951310000|,|@Andy__White let him stay, Danny|
|539139781318688000|,|is it bad that I've bought the same cardigan in 3 different colours😂😂😂|
|382765652521410000|,|Police Arrest Man For Alleged Theft Of N6.8m From ATM http://t.co/vbp1FZga42 Via @NaijaTunez|
|536632572332486000|,|No ladies get my banter! 😔|
|538939882048323000|,|I hope you get raped by a piece of splintered balsa wood you douche|
|538669482596896000|,|Stanley Boyd @hubvelo with Russ Jones @HackneyGT at miltonkeynes cyclocross World Cup http://t.co/KI2DK3sHAI|
|536626396731539000|,|"I wish I knew what it's like to be in your head" in a good mood, it's like an iron maiden album, if I feel crazy, a mastodon album!|
|537358541682900000|,|I'll try and smile, the way I smiled when I was a child again|
|383344034481045000|,|RT @Dodgers: The Dodgers are shocked and saddened to learn of the death of Jonathan Denver, who is the son of one of our security guards.|
|377425892504788000|,|Disarming Syria cannot be an 'endless process', No 10 warns: David Cameron's spokesman says plan for disarming... http://t.co/GhjSGxX9yn|
|382991209611804000|,|Western envoys tout deal on core of U.N. Syria draft; Russia denies: UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) - After weeks of... http://t.co/XMCB7ksNh5|
|374240054362660000|,|RT @zaidbenjamin: #BREAKING: U.S. asked #Syria's Chief of Staff Salim Idriss for "bank of targets" to be dealt with during the attack on Sy…|
|538099189331550000|,|Omar's Gmail today killed me|
|538638243894669000|,|I wrote a #MKWCX poem;Milton Keynes,Roundabouts,Brits on bikes, Give 'em some shouts.#mugs|
|536954270596472000|,|“@GrangerLewisss: So baffled?? Just seen this on some well old episode of futurama?? http://t.co/ZlpgJmm3Le” @TAB_92|
|537533576053796000|,|@18DialSquare86 @ram_gooner182 @Memz_Dogi qualifying for the CL is not a trophy. It's barely an achievement. We should be top 4. And you...|
|378539241133072000|,|RT @RNLI: Two dogs stranded in a flooded cove are rescued by Cornish lifeguards #SaveWave https://t.co/rMeZJnLHaa|
|379269964395331000|,|RT @Judgenap: Police shoot and kill unarmed man running to them for help after he wrecked his car http://t.co/QwRMiwfLJL|
|539169125411880000|,|limit our excessive consumption? @guardian . Only way to do that it's an end to capitalism.|
|382830597133328000|,|RT @TotalTrafficNYC: #Mahwah incident cleared on I-287 SB south of X66 and before X59 in #FranklinLakes. Stop and go traffic from New Jerse…|
|379127857185689000|,|Police kill unarmed man: Police in North Carolina shot and killed a man running toward them Saturday morning -... http://t.co/QbFpsf5E4g|
|374393909821976000|,|US strike on Syria 'helps al-Qaeda': Syria warns any US military action over the alleged use of chemical weapo... http://t.co/FwWqfxkAYG|
|382100133938098000|,|RT @howden_africa: Kenya police firing tear gas and warning shots at Kenyan onlookers. Crowd getting angry #westgate|
|538777715751800000|,|In full flow with @CranfieldUni VC Peter Gregson engaging SMEs and Unis for @SEMLEP http://t.co/P6eb5OTGwq|
|380961338425483000|,|RT @BreakingNews: 13 shot at a park in Chicago, including a 3-year-old boy who was shot in the head; no fatalities - @ChicagoBreaking http:…|
|379702342582824000|,|RT @BBCNewsUS: DC Mayor Gray on #NavyYardShooting: "We now have a total of 13 fatalities, including the shooter." http://t.co/uUs563Wjl3|
|538812624201613000|,|@MrsHelenG Haven't had a chance to listen to it yet Hun. Been out working an Xmas fayre today.|
|537259484998275000|,|Think I've seen it all on twitter now. Arsene supporter threatening to rape another male arsenal fan. Fucking cretins some of our fans|
|537367854317047000|,|Neck kisses get shit started....|
|377362650763902000|,|RT @BBCBreaking: Russia says it is preparing "concrete, workable proposal" to put Syria's chemical weapons under international control http…|
|537195977820889000|,|Past Tense Premier Night 🙏🙏🙏 Cto:  @queenbeemae http://t.co/0ceb86YUIS|
|537171802146242000|,|Chilly conditions for this morning's tempo run - bit icy underfoot in places too. #running #training #winter|
|536503412335329000|,|#stirupsunday trending on twitter ... love it! @gbchefs|
|538681919081553000|,|Popular this cycling #MKWCX Media scrum! http://t.co/49ZCvUbVTx|
|536638216460595000|,|“@_itsyusuf: Jimmy Bullard is the perfect example of how girls fancy guys because of their personalities” !!!!!|
|381367246423326000|,|RT @YvonneOkwara: "@Ali_Manzu: At least five people injured at Westgate Shopping Mall shootout between police and thugs. Public advised to …|
|537244558556676000|,|I was out running 13.13 miles with #Endomondo #endorphins http://t.co/gLG5BjCXDa|
|539060630842777000|,|“@KimXianATGInc: YES 9th spot trendinG WW 👏👏👏 @XianLimm @prinsesachinita 👍👍KimXi On GGV http://t.co/VBFdcTaIpK”💙💙✌️ http://t.co/ht4vY3sWCJ|
|537784038900375000|,|@double_canister @18DialSquare86 I'd agree with that. Couple of players short ATM but by end of summer should be sorted hopefully...|
|537012285861289000|,|@AsimTanvir ... Game gives a scary error message, 3beeps on ps4 and crashes. Hard reset needed every time. Confirmed by others who tested.|
|538350521019809000|,|Is ten years in the same job too long??|
|376379321352335000|,|Security review after Bale incident: Security around the Wales team is to be reviewed after opposition fans ra... http://t.co/jj6Wv66kfq|
|538665594498084000|,|Vikings and jet wash and mud mud mud @UCI_Cyclocross #allgood http://t.co/0RwFZZq6mq|
|538787430418378000|,|@realdealdanny Can you just send me the result of the boxing Dan & Strictly, XF, I'm a Celeb & Spurs tomorrow. It will help me live longer.|
|538741601661902000|,|That boy Sam walker he can't catch a ball #colu|
|536981896925052000|,|@garymoore821 @20472d @robibellini @HoraceWhip @CardGary @Mammagee66 @smudger_d @Assistant007 evening Gaz how you feeling|
|536540394440638000|,|H watching England ladies in Wembley, let's hope score improves for her:)she will come home wanting to play & nagging ortho surgeon on Tues|
|374225596580380000|,|RT @nouha3s: Tweet #Act2EndAssadsWar to demand action to end use of chemicals & #Assad's war in #Syria, & to support transition to democrac…|
|537148852894457000|,|Clearly the law in the USA says it's ok to kill an unarmed child who is protecting who? For a country as powerful as the #usa (1)|
|537718208212385000|,|Aside from his goal Sanogo was just ok tonight. Still at best 4th choice striker IMO|
|377775106032140000|,|RT @hadeelalsayegh: 12 years on after the attack on the twin towers in #NY, #Iraq continues to pay the price for something it had nothing t…|
|536634367997931000|,|Ok bath done!  Next must tame my hair!  Bed sheets in the wash! Lemsip before bed after dog walk later & then hopefully I'll feel better!|
|538800570413617000|,|I know virtually nothing re: Israel. Immediate focus was #Ferguson but clearly I have much to learn and can't rely on typical media|
|536531138861215000|,|I hate shopping, and I hate Christmas shopping even more so. And people, I hate them too. Solitary… http://t.co/o7A88wGJdw|
|539183538630045000|,|LUNAR MISSION ONE: A new lunar mission for everyone., via @Kickstarter. £400k raised. Looking good. https://t.co/yiPKY3soyF|
|538657443119919000|,|Sat in frankie and bennys questioning my life 🔫🔫🔫🔫|
|537323578388402000|,|Birthday is in like 2 months, need ideas👀🎉|
|537585030126907000|,|I'm at The Slug and Lettuce in Milton Keynes http://t.co/HVpmkp5uBS|
|378851112813490000|,|@MJJPEACE Mosque damage accused remanded: A 21-year-old man appears in court accused of vandalising a mosque then attac...  @Ericccxminaj|
|538627469449105000|,|@Greg1954 its okay because @snaffleweb and @cambosis are responsible(ish) drinkers|
|538741886962651000|,|@Xbox @xboxuk @XboxSupport my Xbox One won't load any games, can you help?|
|374924187284307000|,|RT @Gawker: Rapist informed by police that his victim is HIV positive http://t.co/RcLMXW0leJ|
|539066832142217000|,|Only three weeks till the holidays can't wait. Tired of college now|
|381836513530892000|,|RT @RobertAlai: SMS from Police Boss: Tell hostages that help is steps away. Security men all over the building. Stay put.  #WestgateAttack|
|537019840993959000|,|@AssantiCox remember when you couldn't stop staring at that old man in speedos? http://t.co/PheOb1TfVA|
|376219375784587000|,|@MJJPEACE Pakistan announces release of 7 more Taliban prisoners to facilitate peace talks: ISLAMABAD (AP) ? Pakistan a...  @Ericccxminaj|
|537950502903115000|,|@djwebby_69 @RenoPassani @DJRoscoeJnr @Jake_Baines @guyaitkins1 @djrichieelbourn I have your hats safe for work lol 🎅 http://t.co/5elP6UrrTt|
|538303029767073000|,|@adamboultonSKY @David_Cameron @MovemberUK he looked sweaty but not as out of it as his chancellor.|
|537177034141999000|,|It's not hard people Quiet carriage means no phone calls. Politely pointing this out works so don't suffer in noise! #Scarymumdoesitagain|
|537374203759296000|,|I know I'm getting old when I have to look up a word on urban dictionary 😂😂|
|538817352994140000|,|“@RelationGoaIs: If someone did this for me i would marry them on the spot😍💕 #RelationshipGoals http://t.co/6hlQrBH4t4” someone🙌🙌|
|537693739842818000|,|@LePhantomMenace I'm just going to enjoy the game and hope we smash the bastards|
|375717883843985000|,|LA Co, CA deputy fired after he was arrested by the FBI for the alleged theft of up to $1 million in diamonds http://t.co/kOVJXekbp6|
|374073636971237000|,|RT @AP: Police arrest Indian spiritual leader on charges of raping a minor: http://t.co/4IkMh6Pix4 -BW|
|536583178350501000|,|They've tried to set neighbour against neighbour; remember their closed curtains test #CameronMustGo|
|539187094372225000|,|@WorldTriLondon Joined my local gym. Time to take the training up a notch! #Vitality #smashit|
|536352867259801000|,|“@postabargain: Grand Theft Auto V (GTA 5) (PS4) - £34.95 Using Code: http://t.co/pZG69nxhzZ” great price & I highly recommend!|
|539108468037517000|,|Phone thieves #mbabuse @RedAppleTweets http://t.co/haMO8W80mS|
|538973775006801000|,|Awesome racing yesterday at @MiltonKeynesWCX  #MKWCX between @KatieFnCompton and @Sannecant #womenscycling http://t.co/CI56YSSvze|
|537686659891212000|,|New video uploaded (: pop on over to YouTube give it a listen! Like, share, comment and what not would be much appreciated :-*|
|537950813067698000|,|@GamblingGunner bit of money wasn't issue if have the pog!! He's an awesome player|
|384675864404705000|,|Amanda Knox retrial under way in Italy: Seattle woman could be held in contempt of court for not returning to ... http://t.co/R3bRwuxAkX|
|538838249746472000|,|@Shaun_Mahony I'll Facebook you because he has Twitter and will be able to see x|
|373937812812615000|,|RT @peterbakernyt: Obama: "What message will we send if a dictator can gas hundreds of children to death in plain sight and pay no price?"|
|537362283283111000|,|Reuben's goal was norty mate absolutely gutted it wasn't the winner|
|537315574989467000|,|But I only want the Queen's head.|
|536960111802322000|,|Gareth Bale? No ta|
|382108325388627000|,|RT @farahchaudhry: #WestagateMall #cctv caught some of the terrorists. #Kenya #weareone #westgateattack #Westgate http://t.co/bc51JAVFr3|
|536575634068488000|,|Pains me to say but the Middleton hall Christmas display is crap this year. Which is the first time in… http://t.co/iSywgwPUie|
|381691281560596000|,|RT @RobertAlai: Mbugua, nephew of President @UKenyatta and his fiancee Wahito. They died in the #WestgateAttack http://t.co/xqGqR3IrQh|
|536876736534020000|,|@philxl don't think you deal with the physical side all that well either! I am a bit of a bully on Pro.|
|537140040158040000|,|VGC Group #Engineering #Job: Senior Engineer / Sub Agent (#MiltonKeynes, UK) http://t.co/t7Q9fXwf1b #Jobs #TweetMyJobs|
|538253225389199000|,|INXS - Never Tear Us Apart: http://t.co/z4F2TjISwS|
|536963152924401000|,|So 1 minute we should be #fasting one minute we should be eating Mediterranean #diet. Are you confused about eating? http://t.co/mfKqZHwt79|
|537638640705630000|,|Team A £5m for its Strategic Retail area. Ultima - a homeopathic chocolate. Gluten- & nut-free. Look like empty boxes to me #dpsawayday|
|538977644185153000|,|@trezsec @deray not sure how much pressure this will put on US govt but a bold move of solidarity. Hoping others follow suit.|
|537187031496269000|,|@BierLen @NorvicStrangers @GPMooreEsq just after 9am this morning -1° http://t.co/bOgyAy3OLi|
|536622735792033000|,|Is X factor having a laugh|
|537717462284791000|,|@StupidDeluxe @invinciblog seems like he's getting injured every third game. It's a worry. Despite his flaws he keeps us composed|
|538776226174078000|,|1st lap of men's race http://t.co/nlNobuUk6f|
|537913697428320000|,|“@liambgeorge: A few said 'welcome back to reality'I replied "I love my reality.I'm blessed with amazing family and friends. Well said champ|
|377436906730323000|,|RT @Claire_journo: Michael Le Vell found NOT guilty on all 12 child sex abuse charges #capitalreports|
|381636017394290000|,|RT @sumat_patel: A child runs to escape the heartless jihadis during the shooting spree at #Westgate #Nairobi. http://t.co/YB8IY1NRyC|
|537193981613211000|,|Before we find world peaceWe gotta find peace and end the war on the streetsMy ghetto gospel.|
|383052970742382000|,|"@1DUpdatesOnline: Harry played poker from 2-5 am and was spotted at a bar in the city around 9:30 am (via @1DWorldStalk)"|
|537317086234935000|,|“@OfficiallySlitz: Somalians conversations in school be like: https://t.co/EbQtZiXkK9”so trueee 😩😩😭|
|539124246560395000|,|@raymond_blanc Fantastic meal in Milton Keynes today - couldn't fault it - service and food absolutely brilliant. Thank you 😃|
|536541326620524000|,|@shayneTward It's great piece of action / choreography / orchestral combination - saw a cinema linkup of it last year|
|539145112228724000|,|Pitch looked nearly as small today as when we pumped the European Champs in the CL...|
|538721237317718000|,|Off to see what five weeks of moping around, not exercising, comfort eating and chain smoking has done to my body by heading to the gym|
|379425325609799000|,|RT @katiecmoore: UPDATE: NOPD to arrest father in shooting of 5 year old for attempted murder. Child was shot through the wall; father was …|
|537910411040153000|,|Glasgow School of Art blaze: Report says foam canister caused fire.Via @BBCNews http://t.co/vAAUQP53L8|
|539066937360531000|,|NAHHHH how can my mum and dad put a camera on My dogs collar this weekend when they went away and clock the shubz 😂😂😂😂😂|
|538760037016301000|,|Not sure I could have got any closer to Sven Sven #mkwcx @ Milton Keynes City Centre http://t.co/SQWeN3mSk3|
|537333142055825000|,|@Blackburngeorge @TraderChris87 I agree abuse is wrong but people are well entitled to be if the opinion that this should be his last...|
|538499478438027000|,|Interstellar has made me literally question life and where I am even going 😶💭|
|377047050380005000|,|Man found in bin 'left to slow death': The father of a 20-year-old man who was found beaten in a taped-up bin ... http://t.co/M6VPuY9N8n|
|538769066690088000|,|I was buzzing when we signed him again but Jordan Spence isn't even that good.. Never seems to have an end product|
|379835801170739000|,|NEWS: An 18 year old man from Litherland has been arrested following the death of Sophie Balmer, who is suspected of taking ecstasy.|
|375544885551849000|,|RT @AlArabiya_Eng: #BreakingNews: Blast near home of Egyptian interior minister in Cairo injures at least four; minister was not nearby|
|538681566932008000|,|@VirginTrains yes, they "aren't sure when anythings arriving" - Wouldn't normally mind but my mum's had an operation - trying to visit her!|
|538736059086295000|,|Just drove past the #Arsenal coach on the M1!! @robthechefAFC in the back cooking away lol http://t.co/G7PtC2U4V6|
|536450544957923000|,|Cie cie tg dibajak ciee “@AmaTheo: huwahahahahaaaaaa [pic] — https://t.co/TSgGTBcKS9”|
|538452761088892000|,|@Dawnf1 @modernmissus Arghhhhh girls!! Sorry for silence, mental day and only jus sat down for some Twitter again. Aghhhh tho!! #IFeelSick 😝|
|538985214459265000|,|I've had my 3DS for over a year now and I've only just learned that you can take out the game whilst the console is on. #FuckSake|
|537161202225659000|,|What's happening in #Ferguson is a direct result of the heavy handed police state in the US and the media ratcheting up the pressure|
|381684532921266000|,|RT @abpnewstv: Peshawar: 25 dead and 45 injured in blast in a Church in Pakistan|
|539022132576256000|,|@FrugalGaming @Shedcade this would be a great next generation price|
|537199847099863000|,|@cjor1172 @QueenofSuburbia @MuppetGooner I bet he will only be answerable if the money takes a knock tbh|
|538321441994047000|,|Kimi not surprised by Vettel visithttp://t.co/gaL8PuQY3w|
|377143955558629000|,|VIDEO: Christians flee to Damascus cathedral: Rebel forces have taken control of the historic Christian town o... http://t.co/yesZKcjDGC|
|538273545072427000|,|“@IngramMicroUK: Tweet your selfie and grab some top prizes #IMUKChristmasselfie http://t.co/2SjK0J7Bp3 http://t.co/i41CR1ksXh” #hot|
|379271767925071000|,|Police shoot and kill unarmed man running to them for help after he wrecked his car http://t.co/RuQ5teoqzP|
|381614945244573000|,|RT @BreakingNews: Chinese court sentences Bo Xilai to life in prison after finding him guilty on all charges - @AFP|
|537735978643771000|,|Best part of my day literally throwing hot chocolate all over @PennockJosh car,  I promise I cleaned it up once I finished laughing tho😂🚶|
|374583404265603000|,|RT @AP: BREAKING: French intelligence says there was a "massive use of chemical agents" by Syrian regime in Aug. 21 attack.|
|538229034317279000|,|@JordanV_CFC @Nickers_84 Um can i just ask why you was up!!! Xx|
|537356632058249000|,|Failed to take our clear cut chances tonight|
|537780255558471000|,|@smeagol_11 @18DialSquare86 of course. It could be a bit shit at first. Even at the end if his contract that could happen.|
|536607356520775000|,|@Lord_Sugar ...funny! What's going on with his face?!|
|382844425753624000|,|RT @NC5_DaveNichols: TRAFFIC ALERT SOUTH LOOP: I SEE A CRASH BLOCKING LEFT LANES, I-40 WESTBOUND PAST CHARLOTTE PK. #5LiveTraffic|
|379600081294733000|,|RT @USNavy: #BREAKING: #USNavy continues to monitor #NavyYardShooting. More information to follow.|
|382213052981997000|,|JUST IN: A fire that destroyed a house in the Alderwood Manor area of south Snohomish County last week is being investigated as arson.|
|538337168998297000|,|Our CM is now at very successful @WoughtonCC health event- Open until 3pm @MKeynesLINk @DiabetesUK @DementiaUK http://t.co/ECUHPQfWgc|
|537955330857398000|,|@StupidDeluxe players seemed so much more up for it too. Esp cazorla. First half master class from him|
|378984957223251000|,|172 unaccounted for in floods: The mission for emergency responders in northern Colorado on Saturday: To bring... http://t.co/efR73WpwtD|
|537638279609606000|,|“@FootballVines: Tomas Rosicky celebrates before scoring during his Dortmund days http://t.co/R6FiL1SEHB” deffo drug addict 😂😂|
|536995001608462000|,|@teenywiseman Yes, some of the lovely girls invited me to join them, so I'm coming too. Woohoo! ☺️🎉💃 Look forward to seeing you xx|
|537690469841772000|,|Not confident of an #Arsenal victory. Rubbish CB's and Sanogo up top 😖😖😖 #Gooners|
|375223702540939000|,|RT @UmarCheema1: Appointing Zulfiqar Cheema as IG Sindh shows Govt's seriousness to fix the province in general and Karachi in particular. …|
|539082026226581000|,|Just because Griffin wishes to vote UKIP it doesn't affirm they are a racist party.  Someone please name one racist policy.|
|539116533268885000|,|Funny people still dig out Soldado. Had a good game today & took his chance. Our best team performance this season for me #THFC|
|538771021944594000|,|I'm at Cineworld for Interstellar in MK, Milton Keynes https://t.co/rYo982b3dp|
|374371021526036000|,|1-year-old in stroller shot and killed: A 1-year-old boy was shot and killed as his parents pushed his strolle... http://t.co/VJ9SBOiF0d|
|538322923850059000|,|Shazam is the best app going without fail|
|383105676362657000|,|RT @latimes: Police are searching for a possible arsonist after six fires were reported in about an hour in Sherman Oaks: http://t.co/sX8sJ…|
|536631815919136000|,|Banter bus isn't even banter 😕|
|538843417112244000|,|@bri_1985 @YouAreMyArsenal yeah same. Think he deserves our respect. He gave us the invincibles Henry was a big factor in stadium etc|
|538853303506202000|,|@thearsenalhorse banner wankers > people who've spent all night talking shit about banner wankers|
|538419349091274000|,|@DavidMoggy lol I hope you get both tomorrow mate!|
|536929153405452000|,|You shit cunt, lucky I didn't bang you in the jaw😡|
|538751039412109000|,|@Ciderfan15 @Powerbenz500 Cider pack from @LidlUK #LidlSurprises http://t.co/ysu4NVE2MM|
|537980702156156000|,|@STVGlasgow @GlasgowCC its not just the pathway that might be moved - but also the police box as well! http://t.co/V2rGwrc9wg|
|376080103903887000|,|RT @abrazaq123: As the Syrian crisis escalates, the leadership forced on America after the Second World War has once again taken... http://…|
|377434859909558000|,|6,000,000 displaced by war in #Syria http://t.co/OtyL1nys3M @TheAtlantic|
|538540912578924000|,|Made so much food but too facked to eat it Hahahaha ah http://t.co/l7rMkyrD2T|
|536662344097878000|,|@gooner1947 much better view of the stars than we city folk get then. I love that. A guy I know just came back from the desert in...|
|538446949280907000|,|Cute meal with the works girls 🙊😘|
|538961233471619000|,|@CutPriceKate Fab @annalise56  Do u have any pics from that day? We would love 2c them! And yes, I'm so excited 2 repay Kate's kindness 😘|
|536621620161703000|,|@gemmastorey 😱Lauren and Andrea??! Nooooooooooo! Bye Stevie 👋|
|538807063267520000|,|cranberry juice is so yum !|
|538684131480457000|,|I'm at stadium:mk - @mkdons for Milton Keynes Dons vs Colchester United in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire https://t.co/4lmy5dVivM|
|538092599379505000|,|“@TSBible: Footage has emerged of Bayern fans at the Etihad on Tuesday night. They are brilliant! http://t.co/Ho4C0eCihb” PROPER FANS!!!!|
|537006927138803000|,|Craving Nutella rn😩|
|536976599540060000|,|Coco has been killed, every tune gets over played round ere|
|375729502036324000|,|RT @ToledoNewsNow: BREAKING: Police searching the area near the home of Steven King at 704 Federal St. http://t.co/B26cOlM3lp More at 5! ht…|
|537954663291969000|,|@StupidDeluxe the goals defo takes the pressure off. Maybe that's the key. Maybe need to start doing what pool did last year and hammer...|
|537999105453461000|,|Managers making me do back flips in the stock room 👏😂😂 #puppet|
|382838981538615000|,|RT @CP24: Chinese man sentenced to death for killing 2-year-old girl after argument over parking space. http://t.co/OnHhNHH4Uo|
|537868949271347000|,|#DivaStyler £[email protected] thermal Bristle Brush creates volume & smooth soft curl 4 a glamorous look#curlyblowdry http://t.co/REO08RQaik|
|376462590873858000|,|RT @USDayofRage: Court orders incarcerated U.S. journalist not to discuss his case with the press | https://t.co/RPR65tm2ry | via @utknight…|
|538481654848061000|,|Susan Boyle is apparently part of the illuminati 😂|
|538306941534347000|,|I need to pass my driving, that involves you being here so i can drive the car. sillay|
|538372674905710000|,|Course recon. It's going to change every minute. @sven_nys rides through @trekbikes corner. @ UCI… http://t.co/98lvnovZWO|
|537737814956199000|,|@TeamBellerin39 @IndieAfc @ZeGooner well what do you expect? Making out he's not shit because he scored then played bang average after|
|383273763111833000|,|RT @gp_sunrise: Solidarity protest right now in at Russian embassy in Bern, Switzerland https://t.co/cTIxXFHGRT|
|537665577968742000|,|Im going to play some golf at igolf in milton keynes its just opened but best of all, you can have a pint while your playing golf!|
|374624684618166000|,|RT @charlespgarcia: John Kerry's Case For Bombing Syria via The New Yorker http://t.co/iGSjiRjFkV (@charlespgarcia)|
|538446938828730000|,|Mark Little is a cunt but he's quite a good player|
|537408918113488000|,|Where's the weirdest place you've ever slept? Compiling sleeping data for my dreams.|
|374226917823496000|,|RT @washingtonpost: Editorial: Obama is right to ask Congress to approve military strike in #Syria http://t.co/WvStm0drTb|
|539019655009284000|,|@Gazwthegooner @Sultantschke @Joelrond yep that's my view too even though I don't really agree with the banners|
|538619797177905000|,|up early to get all the Christmas shopping done with amby ☺️🎄|
|536999211536252000|,|@Dawnf1 @teenywiseman This is the cross you have to bare sadly Dawn. On the plus side you get 6 weeks off in the summer and I don't! 😉😜😂 x|
|537221507135844000|,|“@MadamChiuLimFan: Past Tense Premiere Night Good luck Direk @queenbeemae @XianLimm @prinsesachinita & Miss Ai. http://t.co/8J3WVSWSgo”🙏🙏🙏|
|536620924431519000|,|Best thing about being ill; you can eat a bowl of choc ice cream and not feel guilt|
|536538778702450000|,|@PeterDavid_PAD that would be very cool to see maybe Big Finish could do something with it|
|539177889787564000|,|Hate sleeping on someone else's bed.I have to sleep on my bed or else I can't sleep😔😫👀|
|537163753411080000|,|@HorseHour @NFUCountryside The view across the valley from Teds field this morning, beautiful. http://t.co/xafhl3tkQM|
|537332002291462000|,|JT!!!! Love that Chelsea. Straight into the Germans.|
|379370682217271000|,|Floods destroy or damage more than 50 bridges in Colorado: WELD COUNTY — Thirty bridges have been reported... http://t.co/Mk4PlK5lXw|
|537709284080254000|,|Lol fanks, now I ain't going to this opening evening tomorrow. Fucking dick.|
|538748250300616000|,|@HighburyJD @MattWindmill @18DialSquare86 that isn't why we're losing games as nacho as make shift cb has done well and our MF and attack...|
|537534105559523000|,|Nothing like starting the morning with coffee and a good book! http://t.co/EvgNPAMctX|
|536794759269203000|,|@GaffneyVLC piss pot league tbf also hulk is cack|
|537017215409979000|,|@virginmedia why can't someone just call me and deal with the issue? Fed up of forms, waiting and disappointment @richardbranson #haveaword|
|537669693499527000|,|Coppin a feel' 🎶|
|537354581278478000|,|Ppl are'nt expecting a Lotto win or a Banker's Freebie Bonus! They do expect an honest day's pay for an honest day's work. #CameronMustGo|
|537748561715544000|,|All my old friends can delete my number📵, Tell my ex she can keep my jumper👕 #sectionboyz|
|538369561368985000|,|Mmm in these boxes are goodies for volunteers @MiltonKeynesWCX  best get filling. http://t.co/D8BKGwCIZZ|
|537348434886688000|,|#CameronMustGo coz his Govt points the finger at ppl who lose their jobs suggesting they are layabouts; scroungers & #benefitsstreet fodder|
|537903606620753000|,|Just a *little bit excited* about heading off to Manchester today for this! *massive understatement http://t.co/OYLvkOq7q7|
|384779530826944000|,|RT @qikipedia: In 2011, Saudi Arabian security forces detained a vulture suspected of working for Mossad, the Israeli secret service.|
|537739014082535000|,|@YouAreMyArsenal @Omarrr_AFC goal was alright and ok hold up play. Did very little else|
|380409682630021000|,|Syria border town 'overrun by al-Qaeda group' http://t.co/LTIbyRTokl|
|537672143736422000|,|Bowling, obviously (@ Hollywood Bowl in Milton Keynes) https://t.co/G8iOcL6sUs|
|537008443237097000|,|@Mofins eyyy , happy birthday baby , ilysm 💕💕|
|536540309644402000|,|Mia and Ollie having a festive cuppa @CostaCoffee 🎅🎅 http://t.co/QEEXiBCaJv|
|537700547579899000|,|@mitch1974 @lindainoz07 Woohoo indeed!! Love seeing the girls as much as the boys! 😄☺️😘🎉 xx|
|538402499489959000|,|Sainz secures Toro Rosso drive for 2015http://t.co/Ix8jutoZEW|
|376173846627233000|,|Two held for shooting of NY baby: Police arrest two men as part of an investigation into the fatal shooting of... http://t.co/FsaeyEyr4E|
|538372121131761000|,|One last shot of the #MKWCX before the athletes got to pre-ride today. See all that grass inside the… http://t.co/oRl89UVeVM|
|537582386423549000|,|Team b, team a and team d - obviously inferior to team c #dpsawayday @OpenUniversity @OUstudents http://t.co/3cNdNqx8dt|
|377193398047760000|,|RT @BreakingNews: Obama: A strike against Syria would 'absolutely' be put on hold if Assad abandons chemical weapons - @ABCWorldNews http:/…|
|373980728926552000|,|RT @ufc: Unofficially, @TElliott125 landed 202 more strikes than Gaudinot in a dominant decision victory.  #UFC164|
|538738960483487000|,|Pretty easy going. FT MK Dons 6-0 Colchester|
|537183585707778000|,|@AFC_GLEN @bvergara got married! That's enough to ruin any mans game|
|374589360194064000|,|Military attack on Syria illegitimate’ http://t.co/r6eUVb7p9O|
|537305122762919000|,|@SmashedGrowler I never justified those actions- you know that people will always find an excuse for violence. But we do deserve justice.|
|537316543009652000|,|Yes👏they have sing-a-longs💯|
|375538564726915000|,|@justazie Hi, due to bad weather, this has caused air traffic congestion at KLIA & around the region with aircrafts waiting to depart.|
|537358961679552000|,|Aguerooooooo Hat-Trick Hero ⚽ 🔥 Blue touch paper lit? #MUFCvBAYERN #ChampionsLeague|
|379669794787958000|,|RT @ReveredTeey: Prostitute In kastina Kills Her 4 Day Old Baby With Rat Poison: A 4-day-old baby boy has been gruesomel... http://t.co/oa6…|
|538760982592774000|,|@SazzleHooper pre-race day turbo spin 👍👍 http://t.co/55M1MtXwXG|
|538453328498536000|,|@GaryBarlow will you sing happy birthday to me on Monday?! Can't wait to see you again! Xxx|
|536321409690370000|,|Has the world gone mad?            Winnie the Pooh banned in Poland over ‘dubious sexuality’ · http://t.co/ssE2vhupK4 http://t.co/5e6QhuSoGu|
|537953898745823000|,|Paris, she's just not that into you! Romeo and Juliet December 10th - 13th Stantonbury Theatre. Call 01908 324466. http://t.co/Nbe43WeU0h|
|537039573315231000|,|Love having a guy mate to talk to!!! 🙌|
|536966298115522000|,|@angeliquedamon If this is a Church God Help Us!|
|539042168191459000|,|Our new co-op in Grange Farm is taking shape #new #co-op #thecooperativefood #MK #grangefarm… http://t.co/DZjGnhaiV6|
|537718760367742000|,|@EmmaJonesGB @verityjane Nothing wrong with you two stunners!! I can't get past my forehead wrinkles!! 👵 #ClingOnHead 😂|
|536323840562200000|,|My taxi driver is looking at his own nose in his mirror. Weirdo or wot.|
|538798767089418000|,|Can't currently ride my bike but still had the best day watching #MKWCX @ UCI World Cup Cyclocross -… http://t.co/xpDh2cmgKW|
|538439163906101000|,|New star wars movie 😴😴😴😴😴😴|
|536896591370911000|,|Omg my dads in norway and he phoned me to tell me he bought me the benefit kit I want that sold out I'm so happy|
|537375251219628000|,|trap trap in the bando i don't wanna look like you🎧|
|380048586576527000|,|RT @nbcsvu: .@Mariska arrested the cameras at the NBC Vanity Fair Party last night! #SVU http://t.co/OXl8LKDU2O|
|374781425754456000|,|#Syria Today: 3 Months Later, US Has Not Delivered Any Promised Arms to Insurgents http://t.co/xQtx2THTe8|
|537915445110923000|,|How do we define a flipped classroom as opposed to other blended learning designs? Activities?|
|383865029956603000|,|Right wing Greek leader arrested: The leader of Greece's extreme right wing Golden Dawn party, Nikos Michaloli... http://t.co/ItK2vVQhZy|
|374811570221506000|,|Lightning strike kills 1 near Miami: A lightning strike in metropolitan Miami Monday afternoon killed a man an... http://t.co/zkK6A6hRyW|
|536630524048322000|,|Original oil painting see website for price http://t.co/ukyho5gLGw|
|537779434691244000|,|@smeagol_11 @18DialSquare86 well that even if arsene leaves in the summer (he won't get sacked) he still has a job to do till then|
|536470280810815000|,|LOOOOOOOOOOOL a drunk couple had a physical fight in my dad's car last night😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭|
|539203422009192000|,|Is Mark Webber ok? I've just seen what was left of his car|
|538674999230730000|,|Had a cheeky walk round Willen lake this morning with my main man|
|539023863448080000|,|@davidwh1tee @LunacyOfT gotta give the lady what she wants dave|
|536513108333051000|,|Fun couple of days in London! 🎉🇬🇧🌃👯🍻🍷🍸🍜|
|537393078156689000|,|Last burger entry @swan_mk for best burger #youropionmk http://t.co/dUiA3fuAie|
|381856394523066000|,|RT @verge: Hackers claim to have foiled Apple's new Touch ID system http://t.co/h7q4XY7Wnx|
|536317613509738000|,|@JimmyMcNulty91 no thanks I'd rather watch homer fight that tramp in the Simpsons|
|538815309487300000|,|Missing Pakistan. Need a holiday.|
|376637505958735000|,|RT @PrisonPlanet: New study discovered Google, Facebook & Twitter were accessing links sent in private messages. http://t.co/YKZqN4xt8a|
|380368096101679000|,|RT @wsbtv: #BREAKING: Kidnapped 14-year-old #AyvaniPerez HAS BEEN FOUND. Watch Channel 2 Action News for the latest. http://t.co/V9KdxzRRkE…|
|536933053458038000|,|National insurance card came😌|
|536672828276617000|,|@hannah_maex it's an opportunity for us too develop our pshe skills... 😂|
|536790415840903000|,|@NFUCountryside Ted Clydesdale, having breakfast, on a frosty Morning Salden Chase Buckinghamshire. http://t.co/cGMzJSEgG0|
|536864568971382000|,|King's Meads nr Hertford, 36 Wigeon, Stonechat, female|
|538719404486582000|,|@crookedbilletMK @foodinmk @birch_the @OrigSmokeShack @swan_mk @PercysDelivered Dave give me a call dude SD-H|
|376539002737672000|,|RT @KATVNews: PB police engaged in a shoot out with 107 year old man.  Details at ten.|
|378354955976859000|,|RT @BBCBreaking: Suicide blast seems not to have breached perimeter of US consulate in #Herat, says BBC's David Loyn in Afghanistan http://…|
|538386646832795000|,|Someone has stolen olaf and sven from the office.  I will be kicking but! !@RecruitGal @jcol171290|
|536633487173111000|,|Can't believe how great this podcast is. If there is one thing you listen to, make it this => http://t.co/6oPaQz7vZM via @Podcast_Addict|
|538822409391181000|,|Bolt maker by @TimothyTaylors Good traditional beer with a biscuity finish http://t.co/8OxOHIM11G|
|537386737606352000|,|Been to the dentist today! My head hurts probably more from worry than anything else lol!|
|537286377726279000|,|“@Lathanay: Cadaanka iska ilaali weey ku dili doonaan  We are one race, love each other - somali proverb” LOOOOL|
|537689368287531000|,|For 27 years I have bought my daughter Camilla a Rupert Annual, there is a child deep in the heart of us all x http://t.co/aM3Qy5a793|
|536612288438878000|,|After the #CrashInduction gig last night with Mark @ Tawny Owl http://t.co/PniNpu7cbP|
|378024910393577000|,|@MJJPEACE State assemblyman hacked to death in Mexico: MORELIA, Mexico (AP) ? Four men hacked a state legislator to dea...  @Ericccxminaj|
|539188895091798000|,|Rudolph nails http://t.co/LSIhpsyaAE|
|375892912145715000|,|RT @TheEconomist: In #Syria, President Bashar Assad's regime is preparing for war http://t.co/oLT0aN8ZNC http://t.co/YMgyiy0yY3|
|375433304503111000|,|Iraq gunmen kill families in home raids: Twenty people were killed in violence south of Baghdad and in Mosul o... http://t.co/tOHN95Mn7t|
|537706176688168000|,|So here's the Out If My Limit fan video made by me and @iceagemuke http://t.co/Lrfglkusgf (this is the improved one btw 😊)|
|537306308161310000|,|@SmashedGrowler Those murderers who call themselves cops get an appropriate sentence in a objective court of law and the dead can rest.|
|539008322117337000|,|@thearsenalhorse but everyone has the right to express their opinion whenever they want. Being outraged at a wenger out banner when there's|
|538737313447411000|,|Camping out rough last night 😂 @megxnwilson @charleydeeks @littlemissdanny http://t.co/rnp8wiFoZy|
|537932634148855000|,|Great to see @channel5_tv 's confidence in Britain's #BloodiestDynasty! 9 pm tonight Henry II with @dgjones http://t.co/x7sf9ob6gj|
|537947430390874000|,|Leicester is nothing compared to Milton Keynes 😍|
|536496641520730000|,|Sporting my 'darwin loves you' tshirt today|
|380809387209551000|,|@IFreakSelena Roslindale man charged with dealing drugs in S. Boston; bags of heroin allegedly found in car, residence:...  @Ericccxminaj|
|539165926026145000|,|can i please just live on the upper east side of manhattan and live like a princess 🙆👑|
|536740700780777000|,|@JimiHendrix for sale on my web site http://t.co/dTV9sEJk4W|
|537987760930717000|,|So tired this afternoon don't know how I will get the energy for Zumba Christmas Party this evening ,probably be asleep in a corner !|
|538324791133208000|,|have a second submission assignment that's due in today. seriously cannot be bothered to do it 😭|
|538308701539827000|,|@alanbrady29 @Lisa_Marie74 @lfcpanther @OriginalsLFC why thank Alan your a top man though atm I'm not a happy red need a win Saturday|
|536891268186775000|,|Today I am mostly learning how to Ski 🎿 @ Snozone Milton Keynes http://t.co/B38Jz56jqe|
|537603938011594000|,|The amount of times I've passed a sign for Alton towers this week just makes me want to go again|
|537124446147211000|,|@scg @WestEndRedbacks @CricketNSWBlues just waking up in the UK to this terrible news. Thoughts and prayers with Phil and his family,|
|537314550941745000|,|@MentalHealthCop you may find,out of hours access is mainly telephone with Dr or nurse deciding if appt needed face to face.assumptions made|
|537327612931354000|,|No one gives a shit if your birthday is on Christmas|
|378266502320775000|,|RT @starledger: Map: Boardwalk fire in Seaside Park has spread to 19 businesses http://t.co/TY2mvmbLV3 (video and photos)|
|537054017575485000|,|All I need is he. He is my shelter my goodness my refuge. My happiness strength my all is he.|
|384731384411348000|,|RT @grasswire: Photo | female protesters beaten by police #Ahfad uni #Abena #Sudan http://t.co/vSVgRh0aVq|
|538418861239185000|,|@HertsCLDS go on you two- hope you both win! Legends in the making xxx|
|537363246832173000|,|@robibellini @HoraceWhip @garymoore821 @CardGary @Assistant007 @smudger_d @Mammagee66 @20472d night Roberto sleep well my brother|
|537023687057502000|,|Another great performance from #villa tonight.... Any chance Bertrand can get an England call up?????|
|537551211873181000|,|@FootworkMK created 'Reanimated' from the ashes of Dreamscape. Part 2 is Sat 6th Dec at @mk11livemusic Oldskool rave, trance, hardhouse, dnb|
|537973903965290000|,|Striking a balance #design4learning http://t.co/kjq0hARk85|
|538974675872014000|,|@HowardDonald @GaryBarlow @OfficialMarkO I don't just like 'I Like It' I bloody LOVE it! It's making me actually want to get out of bed! 💃|
|539097675766181000|,|House looks Christmassy now 🎉🎄🎅🏡 http://t.co/q3JQK0aSRE|
|536317820267933000|,|@CardGary @garymoore821 @HoraceWhip @philthefunk @20472d @smudger_d @Mammagee66 @robibellini @Assistant007 http://t.co/VXPujYPIfe night all|
|537037540474507000|,|Lucky to have friends like mine, family. 👪❤️|
|536749680735293000|,|@litlun33Won't be long, just need to stop for White Spirit & rope|
|381634285158944000|,|RT @Shlazam: I'm speechless right now that this unfortunate accident just happened to a Bedford student #RIPKelsey pray for her and her fam…|
|538317007549394000|,|Usually the return trip to drop my sister off at work in town takes 8 minutes... Today it took half an hour. I hate Black Friday already.|
|538628930635595000|,|Got no sleep at all last night 😪|
|375995806815252000|,|RT @PewHispanic: 58% of U.S. Hispanics are #Catholic. Demographics may be a factor in Catholic leaders' push for #immigration reform: http:…|
|537371988957085000|,|Fekkk gta is so mad on ps4|
|537946040910233000|,|@Saintsman99 that's a shit journey, whatever route you go 😖|
|537205028508164000|,|Columbo http://t.co/Whe4hwlKBP|
|538119877899612000|,|Nobody is in asda lool. But people are running like its rapture and asda is heaven|
|374713595491516000|,|RT @realDonaldTrump: Think of it, the Arab League doesn't want to get involved with Syria - but they want us to do their dirty work. How st…|
|538581043541188000|,|@paddingtonbear We just love your film, Lots of love and happiness Ted Clydesdale & my best friend Joe Donkey http://t.co/sNV0pLTkTM|
|374861666980077000|,|Israeli missile test raises tension amid Syria crisis http://t.co/uypmpExc6g|
|380298449679560000|,|RT @BreakingNews: France's Senate OKs bill to ban child beauty pageants in effort to prevent 'hyper-sexualization' of minors - @BBCNews htt…|
|537289870625226000|,|So proud of my dad volunteering to work for silver line. Such a wonderful thing, he will make a difference. It's an amazing helpline|
|537554623780122000|,|@JohnJig time for the board to earn their dough|
|380766005498114000|,|Greece asks court to crack down on far right after rapper's killing: ATHENS (Reuters) - The Greek government a... http://t.co/3Yds6MpMZJ|
|536899234457735000|,|"@dcumoviepage: A pilgrimage to the filming locations of Superman IV | Den of Geek http://t.co/jrdg8DLXZI" @YourMKWeb should have a look|
|538778621624979000|,|If you couldn't wait for Black Friday & pay to watch Derek Chisora 😂 why not complete your weekend by backing Soldado to score tomorrow 🔥💷🔥|
|537008786511511000|,|Me and Imogen brought matching pjs for Christmas💁🙈🎅|
|539134904676941000|,|Doesn't feel like Christmas http://t.co/YI3pxy5On1|
|537691213571563000|,|I'm at Cineworld for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 in MK, Milton Keynes https://t.co/JzS2kGQaRL|
|538578170392629000|,|Up and atom|
|536792740177387000|,|Wasted time is far worse than wasted money|
|537280499316957000|,|"can I have my milkshake with frozen ice cream please" well shit, there was me thinking you wanted it with melted ice cream. #idiot|
|536582101173534000|,|Good weekend for my teams. Cobblers, Saints n England all won their respective games. Well done n Thanks for the drink Bob x|
|376609144046104000|,|RT @TNinterstate24: I-24 E in Davidson Co Crash Multiple Vehicles at MM 59  at 2:30 AM 9/8 est clear by 3:00 AM 9/8 (CT|
|536997978993479000|,|Things are happening down at @miltonkeynesWC #T-Minus5days #cyclocross #worldcup @ Campbell Park http://t.co/05dDS6mnu9|
|383243497005801000|,|RT @HeyGeno: Caroline Lucas charged. Iain Dale cautioned. One was a peaceful protest. One an actual assault on a pensioner.|
|538062684013744000|,|@KHelpAllAnimals Why is that someone trying to help an animal gets killed and yet abusers live on to do it again...So sad.|
|537282074798227000|,|@Larryontour @WillsB40 I couldn't find the hi res one on facebook from brixton.|
|537585792617836000|,|Only just found out goosebumps is on Netflix!!!!!! Day just got better|
|382246913606553000|,|RT @InteriorKE: We're in control of #Westgate|
|537347100141707000|,|Time to get the pritt-stick, paper and magic tape out for the 2015 Madison Genesis Volare… http://t.co/ElgFeMrpjh|
|537539277991997000|,|House hunting, poorly Son, 1 week till due date and trying to write the blogs I've not been able to = not working more hours needed|
|382106798682955000|,|RT @clancycnn: #Kenya authorities say they are now in control of all floors of the #Westgate mall and think operation will end soon.|
|380932439696084000|,|@IFreakSelena Police wait over shooting continues: Gwent Police are yet to question the estranged husband of Caroline P...  @Ericccxminaj|
|536995289568378000|,|@sara_holden Awww lovely pic Sara! You're always so smiley 😄😊😃☺️😀😅 xx|
|536745493872013000|,|“@BenjyPiff: Honey badger dont give a shit!” 💦🙌|
|536541344819593000|,|He’s been well and truly left behind. It’s stubbornness to a certain extent. The problems aren’t so complicated'- Andy Dunn|
|380631250928549000|,|Going by Mint, riots in UP=Victory for Namo in Gujarat!! Ridiculous. http://t.co/l82lVzYekx #Medialies|
|538394414050463000|,|We are off to a charity dinner dance !|
|379638186508435000|,|RT @BBCBreaking: Turkey says it has shot down a Syrian helicopter near the border after it violated Turkish air space|
|536969135373422000|,|@swami2005 @SuziUrell @USDA @RinglingBros Please Retweet this..Ringlings is another Hell Hole like Seaworld..Keep Protesting!|
|537712745274425000|,|@verityjane @MissDebsLowrie No need for a complex, we love you Verity!! 😘 You're like the Duracell bunny 🐰 so full of energy!!🔋✨ xx|
|384285886415773000|,|Historic market bombed in Pakistan http://t.co/HfC5jh5Gby|
|538265578415202000|,|Growl!!! @ Mercedes Benz UK Training Centre http://t.co/HA7f2WmmqD|
|378923649106837000|,|Cyberbullying investigated in death of Florida girl: ORLANDO, Florida (Reuters) - Authorities in Florida said ... http://t.co/SmEW9S3G0c|
|537675072627294000|,|come on now MAC £35 for a foundation brush is a bit too far|
|538424786574381000|,|Aden Flint is huuuuuge|
|374563972055175000|,|RT @ManUtdStuff: TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY - 06 hours 00 mins for the transfer window to shut.|
|536629507034480000|,|my life would be shit without @DanielHuwLewis he makes me smile😊🙊❤️💕💍,Love you lots like jelly tots❤️@DanielHuwLewis @DanielHuwLewis|
|383395293041266000|,|Apple Wins Trademark Rights to iPhone in Brazil - I4U News | @scoopit http://t.co/tRvZRzAUpQ|
|382207726194917000|,|Man in court over woman's death: A 47-year-old man appears in court charged with the murder of a 48-year-old woman at a house in Glasgow.|
|537985618509574000|,|I’ve just entered #TTGooglePlay to go to the official launch party of III, Monday 1.12.14 with Take That. Enter now http://t.co/N0goTeVTxj x|
|536546568565178000|,|Germany destroying England's ladies right now|
|383307871162621000|,|Reps. Royce , Engel: Zarif , #Rouhani hasn't shown a willingness to commit to a freeze in #Iran’s nuclear program #No2Rouhani #IAEA @FoxNews|
|539140572196659000|,|@Dominos_UK food, service & delivery time tonight has been appalling from Milton Keynes Oldbrook Branch!|
|539090218121703000|,|@cavender123 @Joel_parish_ no Owen it's not under £4✊😂|
|537718950738403000|,|Worst PM ever James #useless #TheApprentice|
|539153967323049000|,|@_GrumpyYid @jclements61 @GEORGIE_35 Enough evidence to prosecute either of those two for fraud|
|537686964133437000|,|Off to Prezzo for dinner with my beautiful wife @Rachy_Erin for her birthday 🎁 Happy birthday xxxx 2⃣9⃣ 😘|
|377602401379057000|,|RT @AP: BREAKING: Obama: US not world's police, but US ideals, principals, national security at stake in Syria.|
|537886026011009000|,|Off to London training for the Christmas sets for L'Occitane 💁💅|
|537605273205342000|,|Np# Tronix Deep ft Denny Dugg ~Stupid Love 🎶|
|538741769715068000|,|@brookefearnleyx what's your score prediction and I'll put money on it?|
|382561108889849000|,|Slavery farm inquiry 'shocking': As police continue to search for human remains at a farm, the Home Office says the case serves as an...|
|538765274502426000|,|@brookefearnleyx scored more goals than sunderland this season.|
|382090914849488000|,|@IFreakSelena China lashes out at Japan military radar plans: BEIJING (AP) ? China is lashing out at Japan's plans to i...  @Ericccxminaj|
|536590167432507000|,|Them Sunday evening vibes☺️ http://t.co/99ArP7RxZ0|
|537550802358116000|,|@JohnJig yeah I think I agree. The days of managers at clubs years is over. Football constantly evolving best to keep it fresh|
|381636155831517000|,|RT @Ahlulbayt_News: More than 80 killed & 200 injured in one of the biggest terror attacks on a Shia funeral in Sadr City  #WahhabiTerror h…|
|536966151591694000|,|@Number10gov why cant government come and talk to common people instead of their own party members and voters?|
|537361132952883000|,|Thanks seetrimby and animal_uk for the tee. Probably the best that pic has ever looked. #himalayas… http://t.co/Z5tursRjCh|
|536529662441435000|,|@rickygervais ever had a pokey bum wank|
|537671937540239000|,|En route to the Emirates! Not looking forward to the absolute hammering we are no doubt about to receive! 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈|
|538268397276913000|,|One more day till I get to see the uni boys @FreddieMccann and @jamesnixon_94 💃💃💃💃💃|
|376112433594511000|,|RT @rcooley123: Despite White House Assurances, Pentagon is Ramping Up for War in Syria http://t.co/KZPlEtS5Up|
|537748418098393000|,|@Gatz77 Oh, I never said she wasn't. Lol. But it does explain the swimming etc.|
|537984289280118000|,|Some more @CorleyCycles corners #slipperywhenwet http://t.co/pvPu1ECRrl|
|536482246832979000|,|Great morning at Rugby, wet, muddy but didn't ruin a great performance and win! @ Milton Keynes Rugby… http://t.co/SfScXUfHZ1|
|374866821775896000|,|RT @SpikeLee: 1 Year Old Brooklyn Boy ANTIQ HENNIS Gets Shot In Head And Is Murdered. This Madness Has To Stop.BLACK… http://t.co/EMxbm3CfLh|
|536814534980546000|,|Look what happens to beef when cows eat what they are supposed too!! #RealFood @simonChef99 http://t.co/ovc7HaxlXZ|
|537207790193115000|,|@SachaWild11 *may have another cb. No guarantee he will get one in|
|536535874235027000|,|Mo-Run absolutely knocked me out. http://t.co/eZHxjFF9RD|
|537284237066797000|,|@lynxlynx8 Boycott this Vile place..I wouldnt set foot in such a Hell Hole!|
|538943672403132000|,|Wilson left the police force due to threats of violence- someone tell that bitch to remember he killed a kid and to stop his whining|
|538817729646850000|,|And now i know “@Factsionary: A woman is more likely to want to commit adultery right before ovulation than at any other time in her cycle.”|
|538620258882711000|,|If the aussie beer crew are trying to lure me over to Australia, then let me tell you this...It's f***ing well working#ABC|
|536327277869801000|,|working myself up into a right Saturday night panic attack. #andbreath|
|538842400224210000|,|@bri_1985 @YouAreMyArsenal deserves more respect than that and I'd say I'm defo more wenger out ATM|
|536618703761461000|,|More women need to rock the hair that cheryl is sporting tonight.. Absolute piffness!|
|537626607406821000|,|Get on train at the last second… so luck…😁😁 @ Milton Keynes Central railway station http://t.co/qd4wU1aeRs|
|538615689851195000|,|Pit Crew ready @kempster99 just waiting for the coach and rider to start the warm up. @midshropswheels http://t.co/EI4tW9z1HD|
|536965225782996000|,|eeeee so excited to watch @TheHungerGames Millie's just happy she's got a slush puppy http://t.co/hXT8bvboyl|
|380071038706384000|,|RT @robinhoodtax: National Nurses United in the house (and streets) at #RobinHoodtax #S17 march in New York http://t.co/ttiOPhJunL|
|537760124686073000|,|Weak twitter and Instagram game lately... soz|
|537398200349761000|,|@JakeSims happy birthday babe I miss you 🎊🎈🎉|
|536604428842049000|,|Best song! http://t.co/WNJd3kcJtg|
|537740234901827000|,|forced relationships be like.. 😂😂 http://t.co/bjCkqytMZx|
|536486346693820000|,|@BierLen whereabouts in Oz? I'll Google it|
|538704200650469000|,|Loving a bit of Cyclocross World Cup action #worldcup #cyclocross #shimano #ridley #lazer @ UCI World… http://t.co/vLo9HKu9jB|
|537719313059557000|,|Pretty bored|
|539138067865808000|,|Still can't believe we asked some boys that sang to us randomly in London to meet up the next day... What? 😂 #win #goodtriptoLondon|
|538395368401010000|,|Mon chauffeur à l'anglaise #MKWCX #Londreltn @ Campanile Milton Keynes Hotel & Restaurant http://t.co/Zr7wbUiBqm|
|375043745919414000|,|RT @1Dneews: "@1DPaparazzis: Here's the fire departments report on the fire that happened on Liam's balcony http://t.co/l9DUUgD0mz"|
|538066727553474000|,|👍 “@FloEofficial: @asot thank you soooo much armin for let us shine so bright with the first release on my own label!!best day in my life”|
|377283680403599000|,|@MJJPEACE Obama to consider Syria disarmament plan: US president says Russian offer for Syria to give up chemical weapo...  @Ericccxminaj|
|382168857592336000|,|Child rapist given life sentence: A serial sex attacker who raped two children and tried to kill two women is ... http://t.co/3ogWZFhBRR|
|537678341411979000|,|Life actually couldn't be better, have the most amazing people in my life 👭👫👪💋|
|538433316555599000|,|Just out of @sven_nys and @KatieFnCompton night. What great mind set and relaxed atmosphere. #passion @TrekBikesUK #MKWCX|
|382590280278364000|,|Woman is raped on coastal path http://t.co/dMPAW8wR59|
|536879326571278000|,|The @blumuk Blum cooks book is taking it's place @shaundavieshs bookshelf! #blumcooks http://t.co/nKONWs7xKo|
|379701759591321000|,|DC Mayor Gray on #NavyYardShooting: "We now have a total of 13 fatalities, including the shooter." http://t.co/uUs563Wjl3|
|379936565109067000|,|RT @cnnbrk: FBI establishes tip line at (800) CALL-FBI (225-5324) for anyone who has information about the Navy Yard shooter.|
|536623193730330000|,|@Whouffaldi_ weeping like a baby when Tom appears  at the end|
|378288157508136000|,|@MJJPEACE Teenager Charged With Murder Of Baby: A 16-year-old girl has been charged with the murder of a baby.  @Ericccxminaj|
|537372673790451000|,|*tires to sleep mum comes in saying we need to do your room -_- are you kidding me....|
|538748833912864000|,|Happy cheesemas!! Awesome name for a burger :-) (at @ByronHamburgers in Milton Keynes) https://t.co/s2SqTqJ4sD|
|537352263174750000|,|anyone else forget bayern are playing with 10 men?|
|379784622248562000|,|RT @washingtonpost: Secret Service: Man tackled, arrested after throwing firecrackers at White House http://t.co/pVFq5wr0W9 http://t.co/xjf…|
|374546385347313000|,|RT @SkySportsPeteO: Nottingham Forest are in talks with Hull City about a move for striker Matty Fryatt. #NFFC #HCAFC #skydeadlineday|
|538740686099873000|,|Was a slightly better performance away from home. Felt we were a bit pegged back too often but defence did well IMO|
|537497590846464000|,|@HorseHour @NFUCountryside I will be reading Christmas at Thriftwood, at Woodland Flowers Buckingham Road, MK, 29 Nov http://t.co/ZLgTDaSv48|
|379181435220807000|,|Suspected arson at disused brewery: A fire at a disused brewery in Cornwall is being investigated as a suspect... http://t.co/iljgZdUOWR|
|539158832132653000|,|Thank god for my Joshy, mum, dad & girls.. Literally keep me from going crazy sometimes 😂🙏|
|382048300699881000|,|RT @ABCemergency: #Bushfire weather warning for parts of #QLD tomorrow - you can find all the warnings on our website: http://t.co/rj1OON2N…|
|537707528290062000|,|Normal people get popcorn for the cinema... Then then us rolling tru with the wine 💫🍷|
|538823750645329000|,|😳😴 @ Studley Knapp http://t.co/ecOUEx4Yun|
|375950399267938000|,|The Soap Opera Plot Thickens: Iran Plots Revenge If US Hits Syria, According To "Intercepted" Message http://t.co/qd5F2GrsW2|
|536483672946667000|,|@TommooGamingHD his work rate is unbelievable. Can play anywhere on the pitch.|
|537255769998372000|,|@likeavillasboas ps wasn't calling you a moron. Just a generalisation we all have our views|
|538611416014786000|,|Hamilton: London GP would be insanehttp://t.co/z7GrorCK4f|
|536319529555853000|,|"It's Sad How So Many People Would Rather Stay Single These Days Because They're Tired Of Giving Their Everything & Ending Up With Nothing"|
|375579085935607000|,|RT @Traffic_SouthE: A27 westbound delays due to an accident by Emsworth (12:19)|
|382186008122380000|,|RT @BDS4Justice: BREAKING: Israeli army confiscating the IDs of all youth entering aqsa so they know exactly who plans to stay here overnig…|
|379741911650942000|,|RT @ABC: .@jonkarl reports one man was arrested after throwing firecrackers over the fence at the White House - WH still locked down.|
|536899662993973000|,|Only a month until Christmas Eve.... Woop woop|
|537556092738228000|,|Have fun getting to Aylesbury during rush hour with no car 😡😡😡😡😡|
|538277737061154000|,|Mood slowly dying http://t.co/pG4tQLY19R|
|537388489671983000|,|Come on then @VirginTrains why does the 10.30 Euston to Wolverhampton go so slow.  Would it be some health and safety nonsense ?|
|538663490702311000|,|Milton Keynes CX World Cup with @oakley_uk #5thLDN @ Campbell Park http://t.co/NRdyLAQnOG|
|537633998982631000|,|Used less excessive force than #OfficerWilson  yet faced harsher punishment #JusticeForMikeBrown http://t.co/rrK9SbCjRC|
|536549464870514000|,|Handed in 4 assignments on turn it in this morning :P I think tonight I'll play some #Destiny!|
|538610047803469000|,|Race day. Time for big feed and head up to course to get set up. One practice session left to check course.#teamireland #wcmiltonkeyes|
|537251823984590000|,|@scott_mills haha just proves how mean you are but I can't stop laughing tears rolling down my face #badme|
|379980517224886000|,|Russia says no proof Assad was behind chemical attack: MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russia and France disagreed radicall... http://t.co/FT8QF0WbSg|
|537688770636951000|,|Payday in 2 days though...my first ever full time pay cheque! 🙌💰|
|377910632420343000|,|RT @CNN: A couple has been charged in the starvation death of their 3-year-old daughter, who weighed only 11 pounds. http://t.co/LStd12FGGk|
|536623345123741000|,|Babaha a girl asked for my kik..kik? Really nigga http://t.co/jy0psQseoY|
|537686680963411000|,|Skins so shit at the moment 😪|
|381370878694801000|,|RT @InteriorKE: We urge those at the #WestgateMall to keep calm. We call on the media to let us evacuate the victims first before you can i…|
|536618437431541000|,|FINALLY GOT TO MEET UP WITH MY COUSIN NYAMBURA UP IN LONDON 😎😎😎❤❤❤❤#Cousins #London… http://t.co/FR2TOsLYBg|
|538118541094821000|,|When you spend too much time on snapchat😂 maybe one day the art of pictures will make sense😅… http://t.co/SL2YAIzDdj|
|538643891877339000|,|“@kweeenkay: Maaaaan, that smile ✨ http://t.co/3QSiDcxxMo” ❤️|
|537952045161267000|,|Y seguiré escribiendo a pesar de la distancia.. Nose si fue el destino o pura casualidad #HappyDay|
|539149566264999000|,|@seanmcmanus__ she's jks!! another fact she said is a bottle of water in ibiza is 25 euros at least|
|538774595541934000|,|Great to see @Nikkiharris86 podium today @MiltonKeynesWCX #MKWCX Strong ride http://t.co/sjGOyI3o8d|
|536399184291983000|,|I wish 🌠 I had some cash 💰 to do some food 🍴 shopping 🏬|
|380369148846428000|,|Breaking: Ayvani Perez has been found and is alive, @FOX5Atlanta confirmed per Clayton County PD. Stand by for updates. @aungeliquefox5|
|536862731430031000|,|May have a new contender for best Xmas sandwich... Pigs in blankets in a sandwich :-) (@ Marks & Spencer) https://t.co/wT9qGJzy2u|
|537692971479887000|,|@GumlawU Good on him..They need bringing down a peg or two..Bunch of Animal Killers and Hypocrites!|
|537898007954739000|,|Christmas shopping for the boyffff & finish my dads then I'm all done 😌|
|378231270183940000|,|RT @KDVR: Longmont split by St Vrain River. No open roads for travel at any river crossing in the city. #COFlooding updates: http://t.co/13…|
|536792602075729000|,|Been saying this for years! #beigedeadfood will make you hungrier & cranky. Stick to filling foods #protein #fibre http://t.co/wyqA92jwNB|
|538749533547941000|,|Loooooool why did i quit my job 😂 good bye money.... Good bye life 💸🔫|
|538461717093974000|,|“@meezytk: this a special moment ... he listening to his lil brothers mixtape http://t.co/3mzoRcRoMi”|
|536564956364566000|,|@BarrierCrew Thanks goodness indeed ☔️ You've done the hard bit, enjoy the warmth and #TTIII indulgement! Woohoo! Hope u get a good spot xx|
|378538381287768000|,|RT @stevesilberman: If you missed it: Worst toll for measles in US in 17 years, driven by failure to vaccinate. http://t.co/CENHS15gLw|
|537140119267184000|,|"@MeccaRTE: Hard to soak it in... 😔 http://t.co/wluVMwVD6I" this is accurate😖|
|537293429961945000|,|@colin_fleming congratulations on the impending fatherhood.  We will be needing a pic of Andy looking uncomfortable with the baby!|
|374896999818362000|,|RT @XXL: Today In Hip-Hop: Max B Is Sentenced To 75 Years In Prison http://t.co/5biSTY5hob|
|381187302372171000|,|RT @ajam: A North Carolina man's 'execution'-like shooting sparks outrage over excessive police force and race http://t.co/FHaEUWdvcw|
|536550553380462000|,|The actual Bombe / 'Christopher' replica as used in The Imitation Game, donated to Bletchley Park after the film http://t.co/a29pXLHfUn|
|537551976087949000|,|So I got A for the test yesterday, my first A in second year #Happy Dania|
|538099468286320000|,|@Alky007 I'll end this debate by wishing Anthony well and declaring his Agent a Pleb!|
|537632381453467000|,|I'm at @thecentremk in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire https://t.co/ejXJIqER5x|
|536658278202482000|,|now my neighbours have decided to get drunk, great bc I love listening to your loud conversations in a foreign language|
|376243639829028000|,|@MJJPEACE Democrats face divide over a strike on Syria: Democrats face divide over a strike on Syria       Associa...  @Ericccxminaj|
|537171144978472000|,|Good morning! “@WOWFactsOfLife: Sometimes it takes sadness to know happiness, and absence to value presence.”|
|537751413104066000|,|@BrophyJed thanks for checking Jedi, I'm ok just need a break from some things.. Soon enough I'll be in lovely New Zealand :)|
|537725245038133000|,|Pleased with the solid performance by the team in this win & hopefully this result will be the beginning of improvement results for #AFC|
|536909046545412000|,|Genuinely first time I've wore eyeshadow http://t.co/zKGj6PbIQG|
|382358125548163000|,|GOSH! | 3 Britons Arrested After Cociane Worth $270 Million Found On Flight From Venezuela To Paris | DETAILS... http://t.co/V7uXd3Cud7"|
|377600790765903000|,|RT @AP: BREAKING: Obama: No ground troops, no open-ended action, no prolonged air campaign in Syria.|
|536967175249354000|,|@Formula1chick @Motorsport @PorscheRaces @JensonButton both for just a complete curve ball?|
|536546268517249000|,|@_1steffan liverpool last year flew too close to the sun,  and like Icarus the wings have well and truly melted away.... Oh dear 18 points..|
|538636840073318000|,|#cxmiltonkeynes #cyclocross @ The Centre:MK Shopping Centre http://t.co/i3jCgVgD4Y|
|375386726757564000|,|RT @AlfredoFlores: Tropical Storm heading your way! Everyone be safe in Puerto Rico and surrounding areas!|
|536479132738408000|,|@AdamRead74 and missing the match @saracens?|
|538723387557023000|,|CDM #3 -  Milton Keynes: Kevin Pauwels dans un sprint à deux http://t.co/DmVBF3adve #cycling #sport|
|537266718381719000|,|@IanWright0 is on one today. He's right though arsenal bigger than any manager , board member, player in the world.|
|538750772650205000|,|@JurysInnsHotels your wifi is shocking at Milton Keynes, but guess what everyone you can pay to upgrade. Awesome. NOT, this is 2014!!!!!!!!!|
|377330522420436000|,|War Averted? U.S. Open to Russian Proposal for Syria to Hand Over Chemical Weapons http://t.co/o30VXWlxoz|
|538420510871543000|,|@BBCR1 getting ready for a cheeky night out for SKEPTA in Milton Keynes Love pezza & Holz|
|383594912546971000|,|@IFreakSelena Japan FSA Slaps Mizuho Over Organized Crime Dealings: Bankers at Mizuho Bank dealt with Japanese crime-sy...  @Ericccxminaj|
|537907305728450000|,|Use blended learning - but remember that it is about supporting these relationships #design4learning http://t.co/O4k7TMneUm|
|538282917727055000|,|2 tracks in and I'm packing my speedos...#desertislanddisco @BBC6MorningShow|
|536669207900192000|,|My mum's got the binoculars out looking for 👽 #LOL|
|375772992770277000|,|RT @JennyJohnsonHi5: George Zimmerman's wife filed for divorce citing "irreconcilable killing an unarmed teen" as her reason for the dissol…|
|380438702985461000|,|@IFreakSelena Abducted Teenage Girl Found Alive: Ayvani Hope Perez is safe and well and has been reunited with her fami...  @Ericccxminaj|
|537534583588548000|,|@18DialSquare86 @ram_gooner182 @Memz_Dogi barely an achievement getting top 4. we should do. With our squad that's the minimum standard|
|538254248929415000|,|“@SteveIreland2: @itsjillgardner @MarqVas - Jack Daniels Honey, not just for breakfast anymore.” Damn I got my honey puffs mixed up with JD!|
|380590364853141000|,|Dealer bassist dies in bike crash: NWOBHM musician Pete Gentil killed in road accident at 52 http://t.co/iZeydoWlTt|
|537713775965904000|,|finally finished making cake pops😌 http://t.co/bVH7JK9klT|
|539124987123470000|,|@BruceKarin time to meet up I think - can we get together before or after Christmas? xxx|
|537328311886970000|,|Ooh a blank screen as projector broken! @HockneyFilm http://t.co/GGyJvni4Ez|
|538050870832013000|,|Sociology exam tomorrow, didn't even know til today|
|374853253236002000|,|RT @CBSThisMorning: Sen. Menendez: If U.S. attacks Syria we could "quite possibly [see] a strike against neighbors in the region."|
|375816714216144000|,|Man hit in head, killed by toy helicopter: A 19-year-old man died in Brooklyn Thursday afternoon after a remot... http://t.co/xHs9rnxNBK|
|536974901807419000|,|Well a new first. Kiwi and banana smoothie to assist with "movements". Here's hoping my wife isn't having a laugh at my expense!|
|537298208146599000|,|Fs on my lunch break and have no food and I refuse to go out there in this cold 😒|
|537737076096004000|,|@TeamBellerin39 @ZeGooner still a bang average player mate. Did ok for the goal very little after. 4th choice at the very best|
|537884578669924000|,|"@cambosis: Two birds "taco" beer ain't half bad... Nice and savoury @snaffleweb @GoodBeerTweet http://t.co/58UZhaVKmK"#thristythursday|
|383383070839042000|,|Breakthrough hailed as US and Iran sit down for nuclear deal discussion http://t.co/WE5s0SBsUT|
|537233652380626000|,|Today's Luton Town triallist Jerome Martelli scored one of the fastest goals in football history: 7 seconds for Leyton Orient U18s.|
|536909045312258000|,|“@PEPalerts: Kim Chiu wanted to shorten her kissing scene with Xian Lim; find out why here: http://t.co/59ha8P86xW http://t.co/cNTs3Xi78r”💙😘|
|538136001567531000|,|@Jollinsss 😘 ! & ahaha no way, you're so funny!!! & Max was like "where's jollins?" not even Jack 😂🙈|
|538488130480119000|,|Cutie pies #mum #dad #mk #CHRISTMAS @ Middleton Hall, The Centre MK http://t.co/HHRzpo6s6B|
|374922014659592000|,|France says would not act alone on Syria if U.S. rules out strike: PARIS (Reuters) - France will not intervene... http://t.co/mxk8xU3BTJ|
|536968146645958000|,|@Pwookey Fair enough I am Happy to be Related to one of them or a Viking!...Probably am!|
|537866098889465000|,|Slipknot - Psychosocial [OFFICIAL VIDEO]: http://t.co/5st3gtvoQ9 Wake up you lazy bunch|
|374453238256664000|,|RT @TransferNewsCen: Sky Sports news now reporting Manchester United are in for Real Madrid's Mesut Ozil-Nik|
|536589051575689000|,|@mem_a68 I liked that joke tbh lol|
|536647394218483000|,|@modernmissus @Mandy_Emmerson I always did love a #ThenAndNow pic ... This is one of the best for sure 😍☺️❤️ Hope you had fun today Kat xx|
|537093006361657000|,|“@MusicOverPeople: I got gassed. Had to leave. Going to get nursed. Then back out. http://t.co/letBOo0SBi” take care and justice|
|536518936259723000|,|Like I honestly dunno what is happening right now @CSmilliexo @harrietpurnellx @ALFIEgaspar http://t.co/MtOyDGC9pl|
|537596420074000000|,|I'm at Milton Keynes in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire https://t.co/u067eSWrWg|
|537991675201994000|,|@Jason15Robinson Hi Jason, Thanks for visiting our cafe yesterday. Tell us your favourite Jamaican dish and we will happily cook it for you!|
|378257656517230000|,|Monsanto investigated in new case of suspected GM crop contamination http://t.co/paDiiVVMzD via @guardian|
|536700028463480000|,|Yardi Systems #IT #Job: Technical Account Manager (#MiltonKeynes) http://t.co/83Hb0xXKw0 #VeteranJob #Jobs #TweetMyJobs|
|536805237840158000|,|Last time im asking, anyone looking for work this year give me a shout, starting weds, must be available to live on site|
|538728820673875000|,|MK - 29/11/14 @ The Point, Milton Keynes http://t.co/tcU1HPDXKf|
|377150796502011000|,|RT @Bdell1014: The irony of Zimmerman getting arrested for a domestic abuse charge during Hoodie Season.Trayvons spirit is haunting him thr…|
|376409885262774000|,|RT @TotalTrafficHOU: #I-10BaytownFreeway major accident blocks all mainlanes on I-10 EB at The E Sam Houston Pkwy #traffic http://t.co/CDNn…|
|375733981582729000|,|RT @BestProNews: A 19-year-old man in Brooklyn died today after he lost control of his remote control helicopter and sliced off the top of …|
|536616365814476000|,|900 days later, 9 stone down, & a whole lot of dedication...Congrats @Mandy_Emmerson , Cloud Number 9 4u tonight ❤️ http://t.co/3VUx22jUTL|
|536645801616105000|,|@TheM0ffatMinion the mini moffat lies|
|377473250382856000|,|RT @HDNER: Police fire tear gas to disperse crowds gathered in #Istanbul's #Taksim Square to denounce protester's killing http://t.co/OLord…|
|537012465473974000|,|@AsimTanvir ... My site http://t.co/OOQNHspgHh has comments on it by other players.|
|538359267745861000|,|We're @trekmk getting ready for an evening with @sven_nys & @KatieFnCompton starting @ 7pm also on http://t.co/gfN6eK7KMy|
|538458138094362000|,|Just ordered my spray tan booth for Christmas 😂 this is either going to be the best £100 I've ever spent or the worst £100 I've ever spent👀🙏|
|374656334861332000|,|RT @911BUFF: JUST IN: RUSSIA SENDS SPY SHIP AS US PREPARES FOR POSSIBLE SYRIA STRIKE. #SYRIA #911BUFF|
|537237825062965000|,|I'm obsessed with the mess that's America #tru|
|536550645416067000|,|Sunset over Bletchley Park http://t.co/3iSqHkbpjx|
|382838444688703000|,|... RT @CP24: Chinese man sentenced to death for killing 2-year-old girl after argument over parking space. http://t.co/2ZcKA9nzxi|
|538587337450876000|,|Breakfast at the Official Hotel for early start to MKWCCC But not hot food until 7am|
|538849476358987000|,|Shout out to Chris our tour guide 🙌🙌|
|374282278429802000|,|LGBTQ activist may be first person convicted under Russia’s anti-gay law http://t.co/MBViB9LynR|
|536942012050964000|,|The SKODA Octavia Greenline 1.6 TDI took gold in the Private Hire Car of the Year category at Professional Driver QSi Awards, 20 Nov '14|
|539024537992843000|,|@RealBobMortimer @curryspcworld last year ordered items, used promo code, money taken, offer withdrawn, refund about a week later.|
|538072147265351000|,|@smudger_d we got 3 pitch invasions .... Jealous?!|
|538335200292659000|,|Shopping was brilliant, Christmas shopping is nearly done!🙌 Off to my afternoon job. #BlackFriday|
|375245840056479000|,|#SKUPDATES Tyga Sued For Stealing $91K Worth Of Jewelery: Tyga is rolling around town with s... http://t.co/QeeZPMPKBf FF @SIRKENAYO_NET|
|537232929718800000|,|@HorseHour @NFUCountryside My Tea mug from last nights  Hay feed for Ted you can't beat a brew, with your best friend http://t.co/7ExYP1onVd|
|373975171477946000|,|2 boys starve to death in cutoff town: Two children died Saturday in the suburbs of the Syrian capital -- not ... http://t.co/JCAHA5xJSV|
|537340905959981000|,|@18DialSquare86 he's had a handful of ok performances 1 actually good one yet squanders so many chances more than giroud used too EC aside..|
|537394991271010000|,|Far too hot in this room!!!!! Window open, clothes off..... Still stupid hot|
|537303298613968000|,|@SmashedGrowler The answer to that is, raising awareness. Of course violence and looting does not bring back Mike, but it raises awareness|
|537646943288434000|,|I'm not saying Michael brown deserved to be shot, cos he didn't. But he did commit a crime. Both people made mistakes.|
|536612246563344000|,|@EmmaJonesGB gorgeous Emma 😘😍 xxx|
|374683337756905000|,|@JohnBoozman Sep 2 - "1-year-old NY boy shot in the head in stroller" Your blind eye to gun control is unforgivable, Senator. Wake up!|
|537324660472684000|,|@WillsB40 @wearejames @Larryontour I've found me but someone has photoshopped my girlfriend out. #conspiracy|
|538821401860636000|,|@KellyOktavian wait until the GG on the side! Let's see how far you could stay sane and sober #youknowwhatimean|
|538446315710324000|,|@Wolverinesclaws stop using real world logic ;) it's Star Wars|
|537222819722301000|,|very happy service customer bought us a box of quality streets ☺️🍫|
|382046081925660000|,|#Bushfire weather warning for parts of #QLD tomorrow - you can find all the warnings on our website: http://t.co/rj1OON2NrI|
|537018698549428000|,|My relationship is so open in the group chat 😭 SOZ lads 😷|
|538041691283156000|,|@Melissa_Ann_93 oh no!! I'm so sorry lovely girl,:-( my thoughts are with you all! Love you lots 😘💞❤️💞😘💞😘💞😘  xxxxxxxxx|
|537342076619620000|,|“@_youhadonejob: Brilliant way to tell your boss you're leaving. http://t.co/OyUa15jwIS” tempting!|
|536640090735665000|,|#Homeland wtf!!|
|538650939197259000|,|Mud,Sweat and Discs @UCI_Cyclocross World Cup with @GiantShimano @ShimanoMTB @GiantUK #Ridelife http://t.co/oAJZTabn2C|
|536618156413173000|,|And then I watch your face.Put my finger on your tongue 'Cause you love to taste, yeah|
|537663518510940000|,|Who gets on the floor at an almost empty pub and reenacts Queens bicycle video?..Me. that's who|
|537746886657335000|,|Looool thank you for reminding why I'm doing this👏😂|
|537866681251790000|,|When you think of all the people who played without helmets and who've been hit wearing them...what were the chances if this happening?|
|536616262827511000|,|@Jeremysquire I remember you driving me in a boat. Smashing through the reeds. Those were the days.|
|536664421863788000|,|a french bulldog or a pug is all i want 😪|
|538113884063006000|,|I feel everyone is going to spend money tomorrow just because it is black Friday not even because of the sales|
|373968942961676000|,|RT @cnnbrk: Obama asks Congress for authority to hit Syria. Read the letter. http://t.co/jUfZo5FNHN|
|537310495657975000|,|Way too many good films coming out soon, need to get myself an unlimited card🙋|
|381850602185437000|,|RT @NewsBreaker: NEW: Gunmen shot anyone who could not recite an Islamic prayer in the #Westgate shopping mall attack #Kenya http://t.co/59…|
|536625495149117000|,|@upintheV @tylrwrd theyre aint no politics bro i wear what i like but its nice to have for debate ya feels|
|538691756276330000|,|Nice action shot of the race winner. @ UCI World Cup Cyclocross - Milton Keynes http://t.co/fU1RQMoeyg|
|379520850883772000|,|RT @Reuters: Greek police scuffle with school guards, teachers kick off strike http://t.co/kjOMLu3Aun|
|382489990287982000|,|RT @davebirkett: Nate Burleson broke his arm in 2 places in an early morning car accident. Will undergo surgery. Obviously a huge loss for …|
|537920115829145000|,|This is what's wrong with the world. Substandard contestants on pop master. Tie break on 6 points. Shocking. #popmaster|
|538058889162285000|,|Another top chop by Laura at no1barbers earlier today @ No.1 Barbers http://t.co/uYvA8uwSu8|
|537756970443603000|,|Real talk need to get back into the gym opps|
|379639897784455000|,|RT @ABC7News: JUST IN: Chief Lanier says there may be two more shooters on the loose who have not been detained. Not confirmed, she says. @…|
|536802130422931000|,|@_chloepalmerr aw gallllllll, I will now think of your lil face when drinking from my pug mug xoxox|
|379737352438288000|,|RT @SkyNewsBreak: Fox News reports gunshots heard near the White House in Washington DC|
|539029608671485000|,|Happy Birthday to Rayn,i know I cant tag Lee but im sure some1 will pass on the wishes @officialblue @paulbaylay @AntonyCosta @MrDuncanJames|
|384592087389188000|,|Four held over 'biker incidents': Four men are taken into custody in connection with two alleged assaults in t... http://t.co/LKFe2oJeg3|
|537922550924595000|,|So disappointed at the hunger games! Worst one yet 😟😡|
|536978356718551000|,|Aside from smerk remarks from various client base that our intermittent issues as reliable as Nico's ERS just have to take in good humour 😳|
|383053260141379000|,|RT @1DUpdatesOnline: Harry played poker from 2-5 am and was spotted at a bar in the city around 9:30 am (via @1DWorldStalk)|
|538787931054673000|,|"@JordanBrady1: @ryday10 is a legend and here is the proof. Mad props to @Lewee123 for providing the suit. @SwanficaFC dont make me dance!|
|537302920002547000|,|Songs and individual meanings 🙌🎶 #music|
|537679675016089000|,|When Ferrero rocher chocolate goes into your mouth and that taste, when it melts, that feeling is the best, makes you want to have more|
|538337866209038000|,|@Lewis_kinsella it's alright pal, have to wait and see what happens in January!|
|536659955378847000|,|@McSchmesh ah white wine is a demon|
|536620679115055000|,|Hope he knows this is about him and not some bloke down The Dog and Duck #CameronMustGo|
|537348804903981000|,|Dario and Ashley are defo a match|
|537388184058208000|,|@lozxjxbrown @jack_sims I'm here till Saturday so I wanna go out, then back for good mid December 💁|
|537701625037873000|,|Nearly forgot about our lush #ToiletSelfie 🚽  last night girls! @EmmaJonesGB @HelTTgirl @DonnaTTgirl @teenywiseman 💗💜 http://t.co/YIC0d9vREQ|
|537308404524789000|,|Had a fight with my dentist today,he won! Ouch..|
|539003363510476000|,|The girls that shared my taxi with me the other night were soo funny :p I only went too the cashpoint :)) xx|
|538713972590276000|,|@eyedubya hehe folks normally nick toilet rolls and light bulbs from work :)|
|538266516387790000|,|@Kakarikovx ...whilst forensic psychology is an academic discipline that provides a psychological explanation of why people commit crimes...|
|538790442264195000|,|Paldies @ReinisNitissRX  par sagādātajām emocijām visas sezonas garumā. Tu esi varonis vecīt!|
|538414354425982000|,|Riding the steps at Milton Keynes World Cup... Steez > Speed #steez #MKCXWC @ Campbell Park http://t.co/uTaEIeggE0|
|538321312562044000|,|Wolff promoted to test driverhttp://t.co/NB3KKdY1bJ|
|537682783368646000|,|Plastic k cup main chai har broker peeta h to apne mishraji kyu ni ;) ;) @TheViralFever  @TheQtiyapaGuy  #PermanentRoommates|
|374141106541182000|,|RT @barcastuff: Picture: Cesc's daughter Lia travelled with the team to Valencia #fcblive #dossantos #bartra #iniesta [fcb] http://t.co/VHO…|
|537325592350556000|,|The corruption in America is just dirty 😔|
|538426819972964000|,|Really impressed with @MiltonKeynesWCX course and also the city as a whole! Amazing bike/foot path network that goes on for miles! #MKWCX|
|381635623150301000|,|A child runs to escape the heartless jihadis during the shooting spree at #Westgate #Nairobi. http://t.co/YB8IY1NRyC|
|538061259787472000|,|@danropes1 He sounds ok. Did well to get anyone when we have no money. Just hope we can keep Mawson when his loan ends.|
|382506993975435000|,|Landlord, Wife Killed By Tenant: A tenant in Uyo, Akwa Ibom allegedly set his residence ablaze on Monday, kill... http://t.co/PmdaaFwixU|
|537658523413671000|,|“@FunnyyVine: When your parents go to sleep at your 13th birthday party https://t.co/ySI0i9C2cN” @Mr_Carey_5 @__RhysMGray @ashley1993_18|
|538675113437454000|,|@pjmanpugh nice to see you last night you wreck head 😄|
|537714555162730000|,|Kind of fitting that Lord Sugar wants the Apprentices to focus on "sows" at the Bath and West show!#TheApprentice|
|537003639387471000|,|@imacelebrity Kendra went completely OTT. I'm not an Edwina fan but she has a right to voice an opinion. kendra's fowl mouth rant not good.|
|538404450579542000|,|"The king of cross"#svennys #svenness #allfortheloveofmudfilm #cyclocross #capsnothats #MKWCX @ Trek… http://t.co/r5ad09HIFz|
|538816613425094000|,|@CowshedDan check your phone mate?|
|538450657892904000|,|Couldn't be bothered to put in the old mud/pokeblock stuff :3|
|538729375026667000|,|#bbc3cr  Mk dons - how can you leave Afobe out ? Why not rotate Grigg and Reeves ?|
|536962824564903000|,|Wakes ft Wealdstone Raider-No ground:No fans: http://t.co/7WnPvejCjy @LewyWal this one??|
|536913311301120000|,|@WonderWorldMK  I think we should get these guys in after New Years 👌@Jordan_Jud and @Macauley_Irvine  #toofunny|
|538912893614702000|,|Who would of thought we'd be were we are now when this photo was taken 💕😍 http://t.co/BQk6T8ZdUj|
|379393398546776000|,|NYC police shoot bystanders: New York City police officers trying to subdue an agitated man Saturday night fir... http://t.co/ozdEZvy2g1|
|375281843961995000|,|Key Events in Ohio Missing Women Case: Key events in the case of 3 women held for a decade in Cleveland by Ari... http://t.co/1soHJP5NC8|
|536571349066850000|,|@LidlUK another addition to the #Christmas stash! #LidlSurprises http://t.co/OgSdFS5hw6|
|538638265533083000|,|“@itsmemavera: Iloilo BS pa rin nov 29 http://t.co/MasUGnpVOl”enjoy sis  @XianLimm @prinsesachinita @queenbeemae @micodelrosario|
|537943975106453000|,|So sad about Phillip Hughes #rip|
|539067243142078000|,|How's that even possible, best believe nye the dogs collar is coming off and getting binned|
|377435631666102000|,|Michael Le Vell found NOT guilty on all 12 child sex abuse charges #capitalreports|
|537173674022162000|,|@NorvicStrangers Grand Union, Wolverton. North bound http://t.co/WNEO8oIpoi|
|539007205107068000|,|MK city bound to get this Crimbo shopping started!!. So late this year... where is my Christmas mojo??|
|537989501743013000|,|Monday 1st December, my 36th birthday, TT album signing, TT album launch party would = the perfect day #TTGooglePlay|
|537705463924928000|,|Best thing about that half... We look to be defending as a team for once. Good half need more|
|536335567504826000|,|@smeagol_11 @garythegooner56 lol yeah man pure brick shithouse animal of a lad|
|537700007894609000|,|Wtf so my brother is downstairs&has invited all his friends round to get high, R u ok|
|536806506319347000|,|@GaffneyVLC I will take a red card & a win by the odd goal for the rest of the season. Even if people say it's luck etc. I don't care 😃|
|537986051781193000|,|I’ve just entered #TTGooglePlay to go to the official launch party of III, Monday 1.12.14 with Take That. Enter now http://t.co/N0goTeVTxj .|
|536330150053675000|,|@BoyGeorge Just make the letter "I" into "we" and you've got it!!!!!!!!!!!        http://t.co/vZUWn20Bvt|
|538004307606786000|,|@AmandaFortner I dont know how Seaworld have the nerve to show their Ugly Faces..Dont they know they are Hated!|
|537709629245894000|,|@MissDebsLowrie Oooh yes fab!! Had a lovely time with the girls + the boys too of course!! Was like a mini gig, @verityjane was so funny 2!|
|378269287351214000|,|Suspect in Fair Park serial rapes to be extradited from Baton Rouge http://t.co/eTAeCidAoW|
|539092945014886000|,|My type http://t.co/mfZjaHqScI|
|539174456070246000|,|alcohol my acoustic and deep house mixes 😆|
|537970230619021000|,|@SCVIndy @matthewstoller @BarackObama @_AnimalAdvocate @calfune Get those Pigs out of those Crates!|
|538290328030437000|,|Reasons why today is shit: 1) Black Friday 2) No parking 3) Clapped my chin on my car door because of stupid people who can't park 4) rain|
|537304221662855000|,|@SmashedGrowler ... Expect? Ofc they shouldn't react with looting and violence, but this is pent-up frustration bubbling over the surface|
|536882817817673000|,|@MelanieWeaver_ happy birthday babe 💫💕|
|537589735263567000|,|@OfficialChip happy birthday,you got good things coming to you this year. Believe & achieve🐾 have a good day. My no1💫 I love you #teamchip💍💙|
|536493480747741000|,|Me: mum are we going to nandos thenMum: I don't like pizza we're not going nandos :/ It's chicken mum x|
|537270757576163000|,|@Blackburngeorge probably know more about the gage and the club than you do or ever will george|
|538670985860222000|,|Belgium comes to #miltonkeynes for #mkwcx @ UCI World Cup Cyclocross - Milton Keynes http://t.co/Ef6kD0GuOf|
|537744542246928000|,|@Skinny_49 thanks mate. It's a deal.|
|537273462369562000|,|@RoamingLibero when we've been losing a game and our box under siege.|
|379186384470544000|,|RT @NazBalochPTI: Maj Gen Sanaullah martyred in a blast near Pak-Afghan border. May ALLAH rest his soul in peace, grant him bestest place i…|
|536474534338367000|,|@DBerry1974 @pjbish that's just sad. And no it isn't wengers fault the guys a mong but just look at how it gets sometimes. It's ridiculous|
|375267394601504000|,|RT @AP: Latest on #Syria: Putin warns West on one-sided attack Obama says nations' credibility is on the line Jihadis from Caucasus join fi…|
|537943770789314000|,|La money nous soustrait et les chtar nous divise. http://t.co/2OiruocFuJ|
|538095019513503000|,|#tbt #dontflop #ltd #theteam #leeds #muzik #wedoesthis @siphili c_harm_bg @sizza09 @ Leeds City! http://t.co/oFrwceji9K|
|539111016022695000|,|“@VVahib: @SagalMahamud She also packs a punch” beauty, brains and brawn😍|
|378981480141033000|,|RT @I35travel: I-35W SB in Fort Worth at Long Ave reduced to one lane due to a large pothole.  Seek alt routes. Crews in the process of rep…|
|380883487948955000|,|Colorado flood toll rises: A seventh person has been confirmed dead, and the number of presumed dead is now up... http://t.co/q2jfv3roGk|
|378828169941250000|,|BREAKINGNEWS: US, Russia have agreed plan on Syrian chemical weapons| http://t.co/o14X3GLstw @ClaysonMonyela @Obedbapela #SAIIA|
|538684866762907000|,|Winner #wcmiltonkeynes @ UCI World Cup Cyclocross - Milton Keynes http://t.co/bHLhZZxIgz|
|538489013964136000|,|"@jwright329: Moving on to a classic @RogueAles Chocolate Stout. @GoodBeerTweet @CraftyBeer http://t.co/NjUUiza0Lo"Nice|
|537550607453007000|,|@smeagol_11 sure he does but he's a known entity. Someone new with a forward thinking outlook would be exciting IMO|
|537948378693664000|,|So the path the postman's taken makes my house the last one oh my God teeeease|
|538064918352650000|,|Goodnight!#selfreminder (at Magenta Close) [pic] — https://t.co/Kl4x2w2Zvs|
|538498190186909000|,|Realising how broke I am just before I'm about to spend a week in Reading constantly out on the lash #shit #feck http://t.co/xqnrjN4W8i|
|536623116508999000|,|Nah my room smells like stale smoke and piss|
|537907256353099000|,|No idea who #PhilHughes is but that's no age or way to go|
|537264367004557000|,|KidsOut are off to Glasgow for the next Question of Sport event! #fundsforfunandhappiness @kidsout @emilyyy87 @StewRFC|
|538806015052242000|,|@philipglowinski @cyclocross @MiltonKeynesWCX thanks a lot!!|
|538737256857874000|,|@LewisHamilton & @nico_rosberg are back to being #bezzymatesagain.http://t.co/hlJNArdzeW|
|536598707572338000|,|I had quite a bit of work this weekend so I wrote my anthology in HTML and read the entire Snapchat Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy.|
|538805682167091000|,|OMG I LOVE LOVE THEM|
|538836559295168000|,|@SimpleUserID @StPetersBrewery I'm sure you'll pull a rabbit out the hat and the envy will diminish!  :-)|
|538798935767539000|,|My parents are flying away to Spain tomorrow night and leaving me #childabuse|
|374191740187455000|,|RT @haaretzcom: US Secretary of State Kerry: Blood and hair samples prove #sarin nerve gas was used in #Syria http://t.co/ZwEWTPre2T|
|536999111141363000|,|“@CSmilliexo: My dog actually brightens up my lyfe” it's when Simon walks out the kitchen, it's just such a good moment|
|536612237608493000|,|I cried myself in to fearsome headache mode after the GP and had to take my heavy duty painkillers and go to bed!! #AbuDhabiGP|
|377682126730448000|,|Prosecutors call for death penalty in Delhi gang rape case: NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Indian prosecutors demanded ... http://t.co/jBiHbbEObS|
|537598893828349000|,|Rod Stewart - Handbags and Gladrags (Live at Roya…: http://t.co/1dpntv1OiN|
|537310639845568000|,|My gap year is defo gonna turn into a gap life|
|537958383027232000|,|2nd trail shoot in London 😅|
|538357097164189000|,|Who would offer to do a 4 and a half hour shift after a 6 hour day at school?Me clearly 😒|
|375005514843062000|,|AP VIDEO: Israel conducts missile test as Obama works for congressional support on Syria strike: http://t.co/4pUTKkIFP7 -SS"|
|538994298101202000|,|Wolff rubbishes Renault quit fearhttp://t.co/u2rxuZnJNw|
|379642838008741000|,|RT @ehuetteman: Police chief would not confirm number of dead, said there are "multiple victims inside" who are dead. #NavyYardShooting|
|536320120596209000|,|Cigarretw ashes on my jeans, but i dont smoke :)|
|384720688931540000|,|Fire still going strong at Masonic building on Hancock in #Quincy http://t.co/ivCzo4QU76|
|539146824872103000|,|So, I got away with staying over a night in London without the parents knowing... I'm getting good at this 😏 #sneaky|
|383336803500978000|,|RT @MLBMeme: Saddened by the tragic news of the death of a #Dodgers fan in San Francisco.  It's just a game. It's suppose to be fun.|
|384254445896228000|,|Local elections begin in Portugal http://t.co/b4dVBaiBkQ|
|538314175362396000|,|From Emerald Graves to M&S: A Whyte Tale|
|537535588094971000|,|@GregEmonds what was final score last night mate|
|539198408788283000|,|Already making another plan to go to London again very soon! Yay!|
|537258165398962000|,|@Dryzie_Official @SheWore he sells shirts and merchandise you threaten to take men on twitter. Who's the real cunt here?|
|537546111528235000|,|I think I must have seen hundreds of tickets being sold for tonight usually quite hard to get CL tickets against big teams|
|538730820727742000|,|Madness tonight fam|
|536729961298931000|,|So my alarm will be going off in 3 hours... I am far too awake|
|377705811952533000|,|@MJJPEACE Papua New Guinea: Deadly Ambush On Tourists: Two guides are slashed to death and several tourists injured aft...  @Ericccxminaj|
|536526007180611000|,|Waiting for shoes selfie... @ The Centre:MK Shopping Centre http://t.co/0FY6HjJy8R|
|381744758953345000|,|RT @RickWarren: Please pray for Christians in Pakistan where a suicide attack on a  church has left 52 dead. http://t.co/VAKuPZ0yG5|
|537355309250248000|,|Grab ya coat you've pulled http://t.co/Y6NOacZujm|
|536437505705668000|,|It's Easy! By the ever so talented Boy George ... Beautiful !      http://t.co/NTzjR3McTg|
|538264614333476000|,|Mmmmm @ Mercedes Benz UK Training Centre http://t.co/2sqMwzsocF|
|384682030014816000|,|Fire destroys Boucherville home: Firefighters are battling a fire that broke out behind a residence in... http://t.co/XGp9VvDdIn|
|377242534298550000|,|Verdict due in trial of 4 men accused of fatal rape of young woman on Delhi bus http://t.co/8yBjDNiSXS|
|537296686016909000|,|@FemiPhoenix lmao I don buy tissue already|
|375632580059492000|,|Tropical storm set to pound Puerto Rico: Tropical Storm Gabrielle is expected to pound portions of Puerto Rico... http://t.co/ch7z3qMmWA|
|537687152327680000|,|Anyone for #hard #survival http://t.co/dCZK8v0cYS|
|536312540746489000|,|How have both my nights ended with me watching a programme about drag queens and powerpuff girls|
|537400975221596000|,|Have u noticed Labour seems only to get a mention on the #BBC when it's something negative & then it becomes 'Breaking News' #CameronMustGo|
|383479221081096000|,|Violin Memory’s mid-range priced IPO raises $162M - It might have priced in the lower range of its purported v... http://t.co/M7ZA8uxh3i|
|539188260539727000|,|My sister got me a cool advent calender I get a charm bracelet and a Christmas charm each day! http://t.co/51xuDh06T7|
|537944471368138000|,|Aww he's doing the other side of the street first|
|536460478739152000|,|Fantastic days with a beautiful people.  #grandes #bilingues #piernas #legs 😘❤️ @ London Bridge London http://t.co/9xIVrGm8CN|
|536804727649230000|,|After a week in Scotland, am I glad to be back at work? Am I f**k|
|538373040896491000|,|@f_francavilla @CatStaggs @ronmarz @DCComics isn't that the new company uniform the marvel one is an micky mouse suit|
|379603742901161000|,|RT @cnnbrk: Source: U.N. report on chemical weapons attack in Syria will detail "signs of culpability." http://t.co/UrxpSdlkWF|
|537020764973981000|,|The moment I have been dreading since living alone just happened.  Archie just brought in a mouse.|
|536522252037410000|,|Just found out that Nicole is actually black & not a unicorn which she told me for the past 4 years|
|374855711098163000|,|RT @THE_47th: The defection I broke news about last night will be KEY in the Chem Weapons Massacre case against Bashar, brings forth "slam …|
|536808387854737000|,|@philxl comedy gold that bit! Would have been a lovely moment to upload to YouTube complete with your commentary.|
|383617364673040000|,|NABBED: Eight Fake NYSC Members Sent To Prison: Eight fake members of the National Youth Service Corps, NYSC h... http://t.co/5lSTo5D7ft|
|537176436495618000|,|@kezzac @MissDebsLowrie @verityjane Lol Kez, you're useless!! I told you I was going in WhatsApp chat other week 😂😂 U obvs missed that one 😂|
|537721770069876000|,|@CardGary @HoraceWhip @garymoore821 @smudger_d @Mammagee66 @Assistant007 @robibellini @Charles63Lisa @20472d cheers mate I love em|
|537727501137481000|,|@Lord_Sugar are you sure giving James the tic tac??? Ffs|
|537718963950845000|,|@MattGunner32 yeah saying to someone else earlier he's like a ST version of gervinho even he's not sure what he's gonna do. Hard to defend|
|538404062828707000|,|@AnuAkxo happy birthday babe 💫|
|538402564833042000|,|Sainz Jr joins Toro Rosso for 2015http://t.co/OMNMn6SAtI|
|539029593278382000|,|Open Fire at Work :) #lush #warm #winter #fire #Christmas @whitehartshezza http://t.co/52lfUEUUE0|
|539040012156043000|,|@LondonMidland why do your ticket machines not sell tickets for tomorrow until after 3pm? Means I had to needlessly queue for 20 mins at MKC|
|538825497812422000|,|RVPs goal was something else. been shit this season but a few more of them will make do! #screamer|
|537373389502316000|,|@marcjenkins I had understood web hosting wasn't affected. Do you have any details where it says it is? I host most of my clients.|
|382623042012069000|,|RT @cnnbrk: Iran "does not seek to increase tensions with the United States," Rouhani says. http://t.co/27ExpnamE6|
|538627656192114000|,|@1Password seems the sync isn't working in latest iOS version. Won't auto sync or manual sync either. Known issue?|
|536599242320904000|,|Miss ma babes @theactualgeorge|
|537550375189250000|,|@FonkyChris yeah definitely knew he was too good for him. Lost a lot of respect for him over it tbh. If he wins I can see khan piping up|
|537858056118599000|,|RIP Phil Hughes unbelievable what's happened, so sad.  And the poor bowler Sean Abbot. Freak Accidents are so Heartbreaking. Thoughts to all|
|538623071280959000|,|Remember when kids were happy with toast or cornflakes for breakfast? I call this the 'American affect'... http://t.co/Uj0k5Ep409|
|538638085194788000|,|“@darLasauLer: Sana po matuloy, KimXI's Kris TV taping on Monday. (=”praying po miss darla ..ps. @XianLimm and @prinsesachinita PLS. Kris tv|
|536592488874905000|,|@TheArsenalNote let's chat again when we compete in the big games, I won't be hearing from u for a long time, wake up and smell the coffee|
|539025341394993000|,|Who new Milton Keynes was such a sunny place! Might have to book here for Summer 2015 http://t.co/MTt15Mryuq|
|379283168043356000|,|RT @AP: Car bombings and other attacks in Iraq kill more than 50 people in mostly Shiite-majority cities: http://t.co/200ZtCcWR1 -KM|
|538067846061113000|,|@BScanlan9 Hopefully with a decent sell on clause. Crewe have a good record at developing players and selling them on.|
|539009543502856000|,|@thearsenalhorse not what I said at all.Your anger over someone having an opposing opinion and making a banner however is utterly ridiculous|
|537295605719375000|,|“@queenbeemae: I love you @carmiraymundo. You know that!😘😘😘”congrats po #TeamPastTense 💙💙💙|
|538100200762773000|,|Need a foot rub *cough cough* @Lydiaxwatson come be a babe💞|
|381367124763365000|,|RT @KTNKenya: At least five people injured at Westgate Shopping Mall shootout between police and thugs. Public advised to keep off the area|
|536879185969434000|,|Watching the world go by while flying Virgin Trains @virgintrains #fly #virgin #trains #arriveawesome… http://t.co/ojsWyaWY8E|
|537881295339401000|,|a very drunk Alex managed to get bacci not only all over his seat but also all over my dashboard whilst he was rolling a fag lastnight 🙈|
|539036568900878000|,|@DaveAngela @YouTube Do love John Lennon my Teenage Pin Up!|
|538619255034773000|,|stepped out of bed and literally screamed. the combat gym class last night was intense! pain is gain 💪|
|538384678886322000|,|HAPPY BIRTHDAY @alexkuster3  🎉🎈🎁🎈🎉 I hope you have the most fabulous day and weekend ever you deserve it lovely💃💃💃 💝 http://t.co/Z8EtSdFwqY|
|537750614479220000|,|#pieclub take 1 looks to be a success! @ the little Wolverton Kitchen http://t.co/gHiTkRXR4f|
|538581426514718000|,|Black Friday: Police called as sales turn ugly. Do these companies care about there employees|
|538813056965697000|,|And now for my all time favourite Christmas movie...none of this It's a Wonderful Life nonsense. Cary… http://t.co/MpvO45vcqS|
|538263778434236000|,|Some more S65 V12 badness for you!!!! @ Mercedes Benz UK Training Centre http://t.co/iJ00g0SVlV|
|536594906903752000|,|@morgasm_1996 foxes give you rabies, boys just give you babies, and I just have you herpes. Don't tell em don't tell em|
|538702582479593000|,|Getting into the Christmas spirit with some sparkly nails! <3 http://t.co/q1hAzRsqbj|
|375217352356265000|,|RT @SRIRAMChannel: Court Sends 9th Summon to Rahul Gandhi, but he is not appearing in court. and people who say Law is equal to... http://t…|
|537375022873321000|,|@marcjenkins thanks Marc. I only have few in EU. I will double check with my account as he hadn't mentioned hosting as a service it covered|
|380041791807827000|,|Ombatse Cult Leader Killed By Nigerian Army Over Attack In Nasarawa State http://t.co/45uFZuI3Tp|
|536526113233981000|,|Changed a bit since 2012 (at @BletchleyPark in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire) https://t.co/EcVfLkrtnX|
|379521693938511000|,|Greek police scuffle with school guards, teachers kick off strike http://t.co/pyGf9xOXUl|
|380319861571743000|,|Multiple fatalities after OC Transpo double-decker bus hit by Via train|
|537142520111980000|,|If it was a white boy that got shot.. Would there be protests?|
|537239274199216000|,|@BedmaxShavings A frosty morning , Ted having his early morning feed.|
|538315409058181000|,|“@MadamChiuLimFan: Still trending WW & NA8:54 pmXian Lim On A and A Tonight  http://t.co/gYP4edC2eH http://t.co/96VP42iYqL”@XianLimm 👍💙|
|539171815718141000|,|I want to go on the #LondonEye at night - beautiful #London lights 🎄|
|536341627326181000|,|😂😂😂 taxi back, this will be SICKY lmfaoooooooooooooooooo|
|538724257740914000|,|That slow motion replay of the Springbok captain's knee dislocating was brutal 😷 #WALvRSA|
|536510189240061000|,|Swear to Allah if it was out of work I was actually pull both of their hair out|
|538321148610875000|,|Wolff gets bigger Williams rolehttp://t.co/YwJwALxAqt|
|537360345019736000|,|@nabihahmal @PointlessBlog @JimsTweetings @FleurDeForce 😭😭😭 I think they're on the weekend tho, google it😌xx|
|378554235748495000|,|RT @theblaze: Al Qaeda leader calling for new strikes against the U.S. http://t.co/r1uYVzhCLy|
|537542350734901000|,|Wow payslip is surprising this month, 78 hours overtime pay! #niceeeee|
|537552957488001000|,|@JohnJig that would be better than having a situation that leads to get point we have now where a club legend is vilified|
|538054879424827000|,|#wycombewanderers Can't believe some fans are tweeting good luck messages to a player who arrogantly thought he was bigger than the club.|
|537293580403245000|,|@SmashedGrowler I understand neither of us were in the courtroom, however that does not mean there isn't evidence to prove Mike's innocence|
|538455590306336000|,|There 'was' a beer with my name on it...Straight from the bottle...#DidNotTouchTheSides#hoppyfriday@Adnams http://t.co/K9N1GwsAcg|
|375868283196411000|,|RT @DannyShawBBC: Director of Public Prosecutions Keir Starmer says getting close to the first ever prosecution in UK for female genital mu…|
|537944570970263000|,|@GamblingGunner indeed I'd like too see a bit of consistency as a team.A decent run of good performances and some new signings in jan and...|
|383299419665207000|,|Police Investigate Person Shot in the area of 27 Corona Street Dorchester http://t.co/PokD9Bu9O0 #bpdC11|
|536334315605733000|,|Milton keynes is full of men. Ewww. Thirsty ones at that . Byebye now|
|537870664833990000|,|@lynnemthomas @michaeldthomas when I watch it I think it's the Batman and Lois Lane undercover film. :)|
|538745970771918000|,|#Cyclocross World Cup @ Campbell Park http://t.co/1Dw31lACku|
|538787723122061000|,|Pixie was the best this week #StrictlyComeDancing|
|537023840019554000|,|I love how everyone in #Arrow runs around wearing a disguise, except Diggle. #NobodyFucksWithTheDiggster|
|537533973631864000|,|@18DialSquare86 @ram_gooner182 @Memz_Dogi mid season.|
|538633368213422000|,|Only 1 week until this little cutie comes home! 😍😍😍😍 http://t.co/B2oar8fRPY|
|375057637466836000|,|RT @h0tlikepayne: Liam's porch caught on fire last night and these are firemen at his house! Hope everyone is ok http://t.co/kmd3KSdrCg (Vi…|
|537634922715156000|,|@amy_doylex @baileymac02 @MKDonsFC it's not our little girl it's baileys managers yes she is cute x|
|538733157076697000|,|@MattWindmill @18DialSquare86 weak argument as if he'd brought in DM and def cover we'd have ridden this storm easily and let's be honest..|
|377451351921287000|,|Pakistan to release former Taliban commander http://t.co/ja3nU8NmPS|
|538428602459901000|,|MarcuS Maddison has scored some quality goals so far this season but he's been sooo shit tonight|
|376418349359435000|,|Horrific classified video released: Disturbing video from Syria is shown by the Obama administration to US sen... http://t.co/ZrzPmx89Ae|
|536936898103877000|,|@HelpEmptyTanks @GrindTV Dont tell me there is a Kind Compassionate person out there after all?|
|538064043253440000|,|@TGIFridaysUKHi, I'm a commercial window cleaner in MK, I wondered if your new restaurant at #mk1 in #Bletchley has a window cleaner??|
|536346807874641000|,|Lucy and the spectacles. @ Haus of Delyth http://t.co/iRVXqR2Pr6|
|537625360201154000|,|@Riverboy15 maybe because they were shot and apprehended and punished. So it's not double standards mate|
|380816983077703000|,|RT @TotalTrafficKC: #Johnson accident on Mur-Len Rd at Santa FE St #KCtraffic http://t.co/AvdCqMapRp|
|539107583475613000|,|Today I was told I had too many pairs of shoes and I'm not to get any more for Christmas 💁... A GIRL CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY PAIRS OF SHOES!|
|538430457105625000|,|Little seah to reward myself for all the work iv Done this week :) !! Ready to Portsmouth tomorrow ;) http://t.co/Myeo9VvhJw|
|536952680812666000|,|"@noonahmed: I've never been more confused in my life  https://t.co/RBxLU8yuX6"@hanhkitty|
|383832859620163000|,|SHOCKING: Woman Holds Down Her 4-Year-Old Son While His Father Rapes Him - http://t.co/yDil7Mm0UE|
|378923972051468000|,|Court Sentences Man To Seven Strokes Of Cane For Possession Of Indian Hemp: An Upper Area Court sitting in Kar... http://t.co/Fk1KNqwX8U|
|538274395442405000|,|Pj and duvet day, curled up on the sofa watching daytime TV 👌 $#sleepy #comfy #lazyday|
|377824196182937000|,|Girl, 3, starved to death, weighed 11 lbs.: A Philadelphia couple were charged Tuesday in the starvation death... http://t.co/3wbVxC1nKu|
|376084310802960000|,|Hail storm brings winter scenes: A freak hail storm sends cars slithering and leaves part of Falmouth in Cornw... http://t.co/NXGmt3iHVm|
|537343556986617000|,|Rah this hurts you know http://t.co/45Hm3XUC08|
|537673033688051000|,|People be chilling or going Nandos after work .... Me .... I go Circuit class !!!! fml 😭|
|538398704928305000|,|@04nbod All I want is the original cut of movies on dvd and then I'll be happy.|
|378926572516171000|,|RT @cctvnewsafrica: Ahead on #AfricaLive at 1700GMT with @FahmidaMiller: Sexual violence has long been a serious issue in #Somalia.Tune in …|
|382588787097747000|,|Woman is raped on coastal path: Police are investigating a report that a woman was raped in Bangor, County Dow... http://t.co/e2OOp68rdf|
|536619131949559000|,|I didn't even realise Take That were down to 4, let alone 3! Where's Robbie gone? Good job Gazza's still there #clutchingatstraws #xfactor|
|536652896553926000|,|@McSchmesh as long as you dont start eating fecal matter your an artist.|
|383523240309571000|,|RT @BBCBreaking: Two men accused of murdering soldier Lee Rigby in Woolwich, south-east London, in May plead not guilty http://t.co/wyvDUxa…|
|537532787373670000|,|Just heard 2 Sainsbury's staff debating 16 + 8.5. Both were wrong.|
|538634774588715000|,|Referring is not a sign of weakness. It's great practice. Create a great network off experts and work within your own boundaries.|
|536501541667352000|,|Genuinely nervous for HAM today, bring it home in one peice and the title is yours #F1|
|538705457356218000|,|Xmas cycling stocking filler ideas @MiltonKeynesWCX @VeloPac @wildoolimited #MKWCX #ChristmasGiftIdeas http://t.co/p96gwdgClf|
|536970740147712000|,|Fair play Gazza guess I should know the sun likes to spin a story.|
|537607044870991000|,|just ordered my mum the cutest Michael Kors bracket for Christmas 🌟👼🎅💎❄️|
|538096663186137000|,|@sophie_wombell neither can I! So happy it's out the way now!!😅🎉🚘xxx|
|537428875006193000|,|Currant dignity level = 0 http://t.co/HKWZWe74z6|
|538415577510215000|,|@Osa_novia happy birthday osarieme . I hope you had fun baby . I love you so much. 💕💕|
|538633314375331000|,|@foppishdrunk @jerkberkerrr @OmnomOmnific Just because they always beat the Alliance. My handsome Blood Elf Mage lol.|
|536969989748953000|,|Being a Spurs legend entitled you to free tickets to massive games apparently. Fucking Liberty. Do not agree at all.|
|538863193830199000|,|👍👍 “@ChemistryVids: Chemical Reaction: Dry ice + dish soap http://t.co/jnAkfBZGCw”|
|537661166768889000|,|This is by far the best likely most honest account of the trouble in #Ferguson from last night. http://t.co/nOxIgZegG5|
|538825603143962000|,|Mrs C at Twickenham today http://t.co/mDAZwupkB9|
|374913135305441000|,|#InstantFollowBack Obama pushes for support over Syria strike plans http://t.co/uD4VoeDpFW #TFB #FF #F4F #TFW|
|536978278763200000|,|Not keen on Tuesday night football tbh. Roll on Saturday #ComeOnMK|
|375631338541301000|,|RT @MENAsolidarity: Labor lawyer Haitham Mohamedain has been detained by Army at Suez please email or fax complaints to to your... http://t…|
|377438735467831000|,|RT @BBCBreaking: Coronation Street actor Michael Le Vell cleared of all charges. His accuser was not in court to hear verdict http://t.co/9…|
|376062269752619000|,|RT @WFSBnews: Police say 2 men in their 30's are in the woods off Olcott Drive, 1 may be suicidal with a handgun. 2 nearby schools in lockd…|
|537217413813919000|,|@Johnny_G86 in specific danger from terrorists to the point they're giving us advice in the event that one should happen. Seems a little...|
|537345317923201000|,|I live simply, colourful and happy!! That's me!!! Just not beige ;) #fatcontroller http://t.co/d8E8VBNOD8|
|538662458060464000|,|Gibbo injured? He had a cracking game mid-week.|
|536505833912532000|,|Perfect start for Lewis Hamilton ashe takes the lead #F1|
|539172369966051000|,|But there's nothing to be afraid ofEven when the night changesIt will never change me and you🎧|
|537928605788286000|,|McLaren: Points won't decide drivershttp://t.co/7zLllRK5CM|
|538070440514953000|,|@WeNurses @AngelaPerrett @BEnglish89 I will encourage and respect people's choices~ give them facts and time to attend|
|537250134653173000|,|New tattoo booked in for Saturday. Can't wait boo yeah #inked http://t.co/rGUMjegr6O|
|375269038785433000|,|French PM: not acting in Syria would send wrong message to Iran http://t.co/z0zBfgMbdR|
|382175623005110000|,|RT @btp_uk: The #Ramsgate device is believed to be a WW2 bomb and not terrorist-related. We're working with @kent_police and army bomb disp…|
|538868394859442000|,|@18DialSquare86 he's got half a million in donations and probably pension sorted. No worries for him now|
|377281998504460000|,|@MJJPEACE Afghan female police officers face uphill battle: The challenges facing policewomen in Afghanistan  @Ericccxminaj|
|538325324065681000|,|All this devolution shit is wank. Give it a few years we will be the United States of Great Britain|
|382739652047675000|,|RT @VVDailyPress: A #fire at the base of the #CajonPass has grown to 20 acres. Glen Helen Rd has been closed at Glen Helen Parkway.|
|537622692657393000|,|Chocolatier: did u see the mad woman on TV when that thing landed on the comet. Me: that was me. @ESA_Rosetta @OpenUniversity #dpsawayday|
|537692003413557000|,|@stirling_fellow who'd have thought that you'd leave our conversation to find true greatness!|
|538848399014256000|,|@Samuraibetty Don't incriminate yourself,  distance yourself from the wanna be killer that is →→ @alltheway1919 #Irishphyco|
|539192315001450000|,|Callie's baby shower was lovelyyyy 🙊. And I won pin the dummy on the baby hahahaha :p. xx|
|539077593610612000|,|Fair play to the chap on the mic outside office promoting the sales looked like a helmet but killing it|
|538634337215078000|,|"@ALEXCOURT04: @MrMH11 an all day London session would be nice. Wishful thinking" all day sesh in Berlin would be better|
|382096505852948000|,|RT @BBCAfrica: Huge smoke is billowing from #Westgate shopping mall where an operation is on- going to hunt down hostage takers. http://t.c…|
|538732821666627000|,|@MattWindmill @18DialSquare86 for the title (we aren't and won't be) and build upon the FA cup win in may. SOR far he's failed at all of it|
|382786594673291000|,|RT @spin1038: Please RT. Peggy Mangan-missing in Dublin. She has Alzheimers. Hasn't been seen since leaving home in Terenure yester http://…|
|381282227872874000|,|RT @ArizonaDOT: I-17 northbound at Glendale, a crash is blocking two right lanes. #PhxTraffic|
|536644799538143000|,|I know we had a man advantage but the game was played at a pace miles faster than that usually served up at WHL. One of the reasons we boo.|
|538701499552235000|,|Vettel holds first test with Ferrari at Fioranohttp://t.co/TCjdbEkOKH|
|537187445008519000|,|@goonerdave66 @AFC_GLEN @FlemishGooners why not. Nachos arguably been our best defender ox coming into form Sanchez is beast then jack is...|
|374190700008460000|,|RT @TeaPartyCat: TOP STORY: Obama delays military action against Syria to seek approval of roomful of unruly toddlers.|
|536530286155415000|,|Did my dad really just call Kim Kardashian 'Kim Keshardon' ffs|
|375515152147161000|,|#RAID Red-stained hands wave in protest at U.S. hearing on Syria http://t.co/HcayeJ6j8h via @reuters|
|374786131792900000|,|RT Arrest of Shri #Asaram Bapu ji on the base of unproven allegation is to malign the sainthood tradition in #India|
|538660247238635000|,|Martinez? That there proves how bad our injuries are|
|537323160660893000|,|I'd never forgive my dad if he brought me up as an MK Dons fan|
|538726940514201000|,|@18DialSquare86 @JohnJig they know many many fans want him out I'd say more than want him in so that's a BS argument they'd vote him...|
|536564845572030000|,|I had so many plans for today, and have still yet to get out of bed...|
|374525212500705000|,|http://t.co/3UgKMPeXIw Soldier tells British side of story at Iraq killings inquiry http://t.co/4uVlsjCRL4|
|536650876434526000|,|#Kasabian #Birmingham great journey last night. Crowd chanting outbound also a bonus #peacebuilding http://t.co/nRjif5MfCl|
|538055051252879000|,|I've got a little penis and I like thumbs up my bum|
|537343709478944000|,|@WayneElson84 hey buddy,  just watching Chelsea,  your boys are doing well,  looks like they might have turned things around in Europe....|
|538972495240769000|,|9 hour shift after having minimal sleep naaa😩|
|538841092947709000|,|@BlackScarfAFC @jimmv38 he's a dick but eubank has a well strong punch don't he. Deceptively strong|
|380332285116964000|,|RT @pmharper: Deeply saddened to hear about the bus-train collision in Ottawa this morning. Our thoughts & prayers are w/ the families of t…|
|380942803830046000|,|RT @TotalTrafficDFW: #Dallas accident cleared on 30 EB at Lp 12 Walton Walker #DFWTraffic http://t.co/4NzBppXRvr|
|382794563858878000|,|Kenya: Islamists Demonstrate Their Power in Kenya: [Deutsche Welle]The siege in Nairobi has claimed more than ... http://t.co/MJvcDosTRS|
|536448729893834000|,|@skyhd @WWE @WrestleRumors @MattBeaverESPN @Wrestle_React @WRESTLEZONEcom @WWENetwork AM I RIGHT!?|
|376519662764175000|,|RT @AP: Hot shipment: Authorities say 'highly intoxicated' man tries to enter U.S. in truckload of red chiles: http://t.co/xz8aAOQeG9 -RJJ|
|538391069432766000|,|Junior golf presentation evening tonight with @OliverBanwell @Nat5775 @73dz74r #pumpedfornothing|
|538682852817530000|,|Don't look at me like I'm a piece of dirt when you're the one wearing Sketchers in 2014, cunt 😊|
|537524919051878000|,|Waiting @ Milton Keynes Central railway station http://t.co/afd6RHIHSY|
|537581944503279000|,|Team C produces its interpretation of how to attract new students #dpsawayday @OpenUniversity @OUstudents http://t.co/nyOfRtpvLP|
|539188163592609000|,|Mini stockings @ 4 Roslyn Court http://t.co/EjRlCkQEZZ|
|539063004810448000|,|@MissesEnvious @Tuggziee pardon lol?|
|538841214112759000|,|@jimmv38 sweet I made it in time for the start of Eubanks fight|
|537361775491297000|,|To be honest they should have had 3 or 4 second half we were lucky. Our second against the run of play. Just horrible to lose a lead.|
|538444006334930000|,|@mrctbear really I think local governments should be given more responsibility and powers because ATM they're between a rock and hard place|
|382585310023925000|,|Police officer dismissed for killing a truck driver in Edo http://t.co/2enqoKtvmX|
|536613197097500000|,|Coach is 40 minutes late, wtf I'll probably be getting to bradford tomorrow at this rate|
|374479700099620000|,|US intelligence on Syria gas attack 'unconvincing', says Russia http://t.co/RXmiEFBDTd|
|375663299150757000|,|The Race Against the Clock for UN Weapons Investigators http://t.co/UCQuGFJegf|
|377122635932782000|,|Syria Chemical Weapons: 'We Have A Good Picture' Of Where They Are, Says Obama Official http://t.co/oC6erAbLCO|
|537315654559604000|,|But I only want the Queen's head|
|538020635809939000|,|"things you may like: big natural tits and basketball" sure! I like basketball!!!|
|536617489967620000|,|Stevi has to go man! there's no way Lauren and Andrea can be in the bottom to.😔 #xfactor|
|536568209819066000|,|I love this coin #100years #thegreatwar http://t.co/Qthp96CFY3|
|539199620313022000|,|Thank you to everyone that rocks with my denim. Starting to go very well as planned!|
|378496371168247000|,|Mum, 16, charged over baby's murder: The 16-year-old mother of a newborn baby appears in court charged with hi... http://t.co/71jd6rMEUB|
|538258853826404000|,|@lindasgrant thank goodness, looked back & saw it was in the US. I thought it was an even bigger rat than the ones our cats 'give' us #devon|
|537736046469857000|,|@richardwiggins cool. Will have a look. What did you go for? How hard to setup based on desk and your body?|
|382449045479751000|,|#Date360: Photos: British Muslim Woman Suspected to be Behind The Kenyan Mall Massacre http://t.co/5TwVmpfFUI via @Date360|
|375771407348555000|,|NSA has made strides in thwarting encryption used to protect Internet communication http://t.co/F0XsgTUbVF|
|536793501703614000|,|Watch the video of " the Future of Monetary Policy " event with Charlie Bean #LSEBoE  -    http://t.co/ml0lRp7XlK"|
|538022994397126000|,|@guyaitkins1 @djrichieelbourn @djwebby_69 @RenoPassani @DJRoscoeJnr @Jake_Baines lol well beats looking like part of the Hitler youth.|
|538864895299952000|,|@anthonyfjoshua my man hurry up and destroy that chump fury. Absolute fraud. Never a champion. Ever|
|537936832303210000|,|R.I.P to my Great Uncle Michael|
|539167053920632000|,|A very Merry #Movember to everyone @MovemberUK and to all our fellow Mo Bros & Mo Sistas #MoHoHo http://t.co/Y4FFvZAIxA|
|537610924958683000|,|Marketing idea #1 #dpsawayday http://t.co/5qmqYQqadi|
|536505833908363000|,|📦 (at @IKEALiving in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire) https://t.co/zHIHtfDWtk|
|384315800166756000|,|RT @911BUFF: MILITANTS IN NIGERIA ATTACKED A COLLEGE IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT KILLING MORE THAN 40 STUDENTS WHILE ASLEEP IN DORMITORY. AP. #911…|
|536679814678450000|,|Worst headache & I have work in the morning eugh|
|538415295237726000|,|Robbo on sky sports again.. Jesus Christ they love him too muchShame he's hugely over rated|
|538655467598532000|,|Team Bus stalking... @MiltonKeynesWCX #MKWCX http://t.co/6MdFNt7kSm|
|374560461431132000|,|RT @FOXSoccer: Report: Arsenal will announce the signing of Mesut Ozil in about 90 minutes, give or take. (per Sky)|
|537008900957282000|,|@AsimTanvir dude. Need to mention something to you re PES15 that needs feeding back ASAP. Get in touch. Cheers|
|537302697519890000|,|“@denofgeek: And here's that Jurassic World trailer http://t.co/6f17H9lBZd http://t.co/VljKhbJsdk” excited!!|
|537743366159466000|,|@davidcoates47 @ben_rumsby Difference between a nationalist song & a National representative singing a pro IRA ballad about a hunger striker|
|537956918380490000|,|Being with @Jennamlmr essentially allows me to add a new holiday to my hear. I'm the holiday collector. Keep them in my pocket.|
|538033265459085000|,|Come home & dads done the food shop... So this time not only has he got me pot noodles for next weeks lunch, he has got a box from Costco|
|537186612992835000|,|@Orangeiceman10 @Arselona @woodysirish approach to the game. Some accountable for mistakes and willing to give the players a kick up the ars|
|538052143258009000|,|I'm at The Giffard Park in Milton Keynes, Bucks https://t.co/DNsf9CpeHQ|
|536472586499403000|,|@ollyofficial is hilarious on @SundayBrunchC4 this morning!! 🙊😮 Get him on #gbbo ! #notabitterman|
|537229792937254000|,|@_MLR_ @iclavijos @21prods yo lo noto igual, pero mas bonito.|
|538647126361010000|,|Jump on the fun bus with @timwheelerBBC on TQ with @jvsshow @TQAnnabel @TheEvilLes and @BBCNorthampton http://t.co/Sblu1zRSKO|
|537014837042491000|,|@kevvyb0712 haven't seen the English game but Imthe best way for a 10 to survive playing the islands it to get shot of the ball quickly|
|537735552963854000|,|@richardwiggins I really need to do this. My chair is shocking and well overdue an upgrade. Share your research dude. Hope ur back is better|
|379966671818997000|,|RT @davidaxelrod: Dismissed from military for gun incident, he nonetheless can buy another, and commits mass murder. Absolute  madness. #ho…|
|380688087934070000|,|Two Chinese nationals in Ebute-metta court for attempted rape http://t.co/C9Evg0jfRd|
|539171886245376000|,|Webbers crash looked bad. Hope both drivers are okay @AussieGrit|
|376903923941900000|,|Syria crisis: No proven link of Bashar Assad to gas attack, admits US http://t.co/HBuY3E5mj1|
|376357645214433000|,|RT @se1: EDL leader Tommy Robinson has just been arrested in Tower Bridge Road|
|536932027745202000|,|💜 @ the big reunion, skegness http://t.co/VuGcRxX0i2|
|381683710828900000|,|Peshawar: 25 dead and 45 injured in blast in a Church in Pakistan|
|538991165924970000|,|So @mattfixerpayne is doing 1-2-3-4 on the PA @MiltonKeynesWCX day 2. Is this to test the PA or his own voice? 😉|
|537210569477345000|,|Scarf it is then!!! Thank peeps xxx|
|538100764053602000|,|@LennonTHFC I look forward to you losing Fijian. #wales|
|536554033218322000|,|@Blackburngeorge @Gooner_Rafa no I'm saying he's out of ideas. He's given up. There's nothing there|
|539022505932251000|,|@FruitOfNoah @BBCRadio4 I like doing the dishes on a Sunday. Plus I like to give the dishwasher a rest...She deserves a day off|
|537741701075333000|,|Yes I'm 20 and yes I'm watching Tinkerbell in bed with a cuppa tea. ☕️🙊 I feel like the mug makes… http://t.co/4WdX3pE1jX|
|538021570237984000|,|1st we were dealing with floaters. Now someone has taken to lining the toilet seat. Courteous or creepy? Can't decide http://t.co/jscYC2wXVr|
|537019830814396000|,|@Jordan_Babb92 no Jordan just no 😂|
|537668992518082000|,|@jessschofield_ 😂😂 mermaid dancing💁💃 have you see the trailer for the second one?!|
|538776531276152000|,|So much mud @MiltonKeynesWCX even the bobbies needy jet washing !! http://t.co/z7JYa5H7Ox|
|537777688552153000|,|@18DialSquare86 a very good overal team performance. Even with their injuries and league form Dortmund are decent .Hopefully a turning point|
|536994685605384000|,|The boys group hug my weekness😍❤🙈 http://t.co/tFm1TAWS6y|
|376863792824475000|,|RT @MailOnline: Syrian village 'liberated' by rebels... who then forced Christians to convert to Islam http://t.co/lONnyJ3tkg|
|538654773839687000|,|Keane vs vieira|
|536996194665660000|,|“@RachelleAlexa: Chronicles of a black female. http://t.co/zzspynwVcS” life|
|383215349014855000|,|Al Shabaab's war with Kenya: terrorist group 'may have even surprised itself' - euronews http://t.co/TMALXeB7dw|
|536313937869172000|,|@IanWright0 poverty boxing|
|537906883152322000|,|Should have gone to Specsavers. Oh wait, I have. Yesterday the teeth, today the eyes. Got to be able to see that Turkey!!|
|539090662751494000|,|Christmas in Milton Keynes @ The Centre:MK Shopping Centre http://t.co/wIQJl7H2xQ|
|375254656500641000|,|RT @kirstensalyer: MAP: U.S. Navy missile destroyers are in range of Syrian targets: http://t.co/OmB0ycQfU4 via @bbgvisualdata|
|378619465581473000|,|RT @TotalTrafficKC: #KansasCity vehicle fire - right shoulder blocked on I-70 EB after I-435. Stop and go traffic from Manchester Trfwy, de…|
|537334802052304000|,|Off to Worcester then Southampton for work.  The joys|
|538048801584709000|,|See a man fall flat on his arse in Newport high street today.. Harsh as it sounds it made my day 😂😂 #toofunny|
|537189061191303000|,|@NorvicStrangers @BierLen @GPMooreEsq Milton Keynes; much more than concrete cows...We also have frozen sheep|
|536630390547836000|,|Just remembered I'm getting my face done at dermalogica Tuesday Yolo why not|
|537272397330923000|,|why does Netflix not have high school musical😅|
|537349805404872000|,|Everyone says WHL is a library. I haven't heard City fans this half yet.|
|538231452203491000|,|"something had changed on your UCAS application" my heart jumped omg|
|538803838514630000|,|I was wearing my reindeer ears at work today and I got told by a man that looked over 80 that he wanted me to ride on his sexy slay😐|
|379166272808034000|,|Number of suicides in Brown County raising concern http://t.co/X0ZlGdLfgt|
|384308132987416000|,|RT @gmpolice: Estimations are that around 50k involved in protest. One of the largest ever policed by GMP. No arrests and everyone safe in …|
|537241788009181000|,|Lost a ball on my septum and I'm scared it's stuck in my brain|
|380391630328446000|,|RT @MarketWatch: Fed decides not to taper $85 billion in monthly asset purchases http://t.co/n8GxI8uiQZ|
|536535684694421000|,|@Jack_Newton_ we're just enjoying life ent we|
|537630934078853000|,|@Riverboy15 @twillnurse just because you have a relative there and they're telling you the browns are inciting rioting doesn't make it so.|
|379115131634221000|,|RT @BBCSport: Two judges ruled in favour of Floyd #Mayweather (117-111 and 116-112) over Saul #Alvarez - the third scored it as a 114-114 d…|
|537171463145791000|,|Last 24h in the E 63 AMG after a joyful six months & 8500 miles. I'll miss it, and the folk in the Shell garage. 😢👍 http://t.co/03wAMn7lp5|
|538659247287185000|,|Pains me to say but Chelsea could go on to beat our record easily. They're too good. Upsets me how Arsenal have just fell off|
|537615672566886000|,|@18DialSquare86 @aliLADiere I've had it several times too and I only go a few times a season|
|383214958936588000|,|Al Shabaab's war with Kenya: terrorist group 'may have even surprised itself' - euronews http://t.co/5Ccp6CalTF|
|376973062844862000|,|RT @SandeepUnnithan: Army called out in UP to rescue another boy fallen in a well, Akhilesh Yadav. #Muzzaffarngar|
|537501551343194000|,|Just posted a photo @ MK Dons Stadium http://t.co/wUuTdunppW|
|538731017830694000|,|@garymoore821 @CardGary @smudger_d @Charles63Lisa @HoraceWhip @Mammagee66 @Assistant007 afternoon Gaz mate 👍👍|
|382157751062773000|,|RT @kdfinfo: Fire started in the building by the terrorists to distract the ongoing operation is being managed by fire fighters frm differe…|
|536668707981119000|,|Whhhaaaattt?!?! The ending of season 2 of Hannibal! On the Plane! And the people!|
|537343550552543000|,|You know you've grown up when you celebrate paying 1.19p for your petrol.|
|378684670218485000|,|Kanye West Charged with Battery in Paparazzi Scuffle http://t.co/8ApKeJYd53|
|536597414162219000|,|Really need everyone's help from group 21, @scott_isbell appears to be MIA. Last seen rocking in his chair this afternoon.....🚖 for Rodgers|
|537277026621988000|,|@nursiedeb think your mum is wise, Twitter is very good for lots of things though.|
|538611975362990000|,|"@gafferpom: Just climbed that in the background @GoodBeerTweet @Beersies so time for this! http://t.co/vNN3mSMFLK"@BEERWlTHAVIEW|
|377147269080178000|,|RT @GlobalGrind: UPDATE: Shellie Zimmerman called the police saying that her husband was threatening her & her dad with a gun http://t.co/D…|
|537035956105519000|,|There is now so much press and awareness on #Ebola and it appears still no one gives a shit. This is the level of today's empathy in society|
|537682626782720000|,|After the disappointing death of my NES I just logged into Steam and bought Never Alone. I have heard / read good things.|
|374794235188244000|,|RT @bbcworldservice: "Either Assad goes or he kills all the #Syrians", #Qatar Foreign Minister tells #BBCNewsday http://t.co/UcwYoS8vyX|
|538260153137922000|,|@lucy_meck the 4 year old I nanny for Saw a pic of you & was like who's that .She looks like a princess. 🙊 bless him ❤️|
|378601027408515000|,|RT @PoliceServiceNI: Police are at the scene of suspected shooting incident in Feystown Rd area of Glenarm. Two males with fatal wounds dis…|
|378952468169641000|,|RT @GopherFootball: Update on Coach Kill: He has been taken to a local hospital and is resting comfortably. Thanks for your concern, #Gophe…|
|381817911800647000|,|RT @SafaricomLtd: As at 7pm, Kenyans have raised Kes 11,439,092 via M-PESA No 848484 for the #Westgate tragedy victims. This is in just 6 h…|
|538743198450196000|,|Humes out! No idea what he is doing! @BBCEssex @BenFryer @GlennSpeller|
|536473353234956000|,|@JareddRaymondd don't think we will be putting them out with the positions Ferrari are in 🙈😂 dad's not happy hahaa|
|538469230438780000|,|@NatalieGrieve I don't know why but I love England. Even Milton Keynes, although I'm in Stony Stafford, not MK itself. What a lovely town!|
|537540647994281000|,|@stuartg917 The chrome 24 spinners are being polished up by the pimpers as I type.|
|537581678739611000|,|Jumper 😍😍😍 http://t.co/NCvYnQMI9c|
|538726503878787000|,|@18DialSquare86 @JohnJig here's a mirror one from just over a month ago and a other I saw in a newspaper I think... http://t.co/UmxKL687lB|
|376111196287401000|,|Despite White House Assurances, Pentagon is Ramping Up for War in Syria http://t.co/PuP7n8wkTd via @buzzflash|
|537686876409585000|,|Blimey #Arsenal are on 3 channels tonight, must be a big one #ARSvsDOR|
|383299604222971000|,|RT @bostonpolice: Police Investigate Person Shot in the area of 27 Corona Street Dorchester http://t.co/PokD9Bu9O0 #bpdC11|
|537733414770601000|,|Me and @Charz014 snapchats are about eyes and baby hairs|
|539095920265400000|,|"@MrMallyMals: She can be a 10/10 but if her morals & mind ain't right she's a 0 😷"|
|374153190310047000|,|Syria 'still prepared' for attack http://t.co/EWIVNdXhOo|
|381512310621499000|,|RT @sactraffic: Traffic Collision - No Injury: I5 S at I5 S J St offramp, South Sac http://t.co/2OP9U0Nydl|
|537128829983420000|,|Really need to find out how my heated seats work! Cold drive home this morning.|
|537950406731902000|,|@Sultantschke in French? I seem to be able to actually read French better than speak it so that might be helpful|
|536815749541924000|,|@suesmith8 happy 21st 😅😉 to the face of women's Football.  Have a great day sis X X X 🎂🎁👍|
|538588514376773000|,|@RadioAmbridge Clarrie Grundy, would love to be window Christmas shopping in Borchester, dreams are free ! http://t.co/Jn6SLTzQvS|
|537321316853248000|,|Loving my new @nike shox and I think Lyla loves them too #DnDday #Trainers #nikeid #trainermad @ Gilly… http://t.co/RZH9LxEBJu|
|536472204603830000|,|NEW Boheme range 50x50#available in 5 different colours#porcelain tiles#see us for grate deals In store# http://t.co/NpY5dMgOtR|
|537276928676601000|,|Led Zeppelin-Stairway to Heaven: http://t.co/LXAVlPTwez still the best track ever|
|536513124397236000|,|View from my bedroom window😌🌊🌌 http://t.co/DAMI2edI23|
|538429037476323000|,|Nice xmas display http://t.co/ZJJpspbrV3|
|537543070095777000|,|Always a good thing to have extra money before xmas, oh wait, my xmas shopping is done! 😂|
|536754695159971000|,|@HorseHour tickets selling fast for the Family's Equine Panto,my Daughter Camilla cast as Cinderella ! http://t.co/6nU8Hzp8BK|
|383308055716184000|,|Reps. Royce , Engel: Zarif , #Rouhani hasn't shown a willingness to commit to a freeze in #Iran’s nuclear program #No2Rouhani #IAEA @AC360|
|374743765090439000|,|RT @Refugees: 2 million refugees There is no end in sight. #Syria is hemorrhaging.|
|537606574022590000|,|Make up artists wanted for @PeppersGhostMK 's production of Romeo and Juliet 10-13 Dec at Stantonbury Theatre, Milton Keynes.|
|537678660137140000|,|Work ✔️ exam ✔️ revision ✔️ gym ✔️ productive Wednesdays 💅|
|539157355314032000|,|Bubble bath, glass of wine and soothing tunes of @christinaperri @BlandfordMarley & @yelyahwilliams in my ears = BLISS 👌|
|537194918725582000|,|A dog's life is valued more than blacks in America. Wrong, justice for  #FergusonDecision #Ferguson|
|538690649516937000|,|Snow cones are lush 😍|
|538418435026612000|,|@IndieAfc I would say good luck mate but I've heard you sing so doubt you'll need it!!!|
|537288050746073000|,|Looking forward to the Dons match tonight 3 points please lads|
|376359767532240000|,|Judge Tosses Suit by NY Woman Who Died in Blizzard: Judge tosses suit by family of NYC woman who died waiting ... http://t.co/KEGFfwEhxU|
|374884542722875000|,|RT @cbsboston: Celtics forward @Jared_Sully0 arrested for assaulting girlfriend in Waltham http://t.co/FVEAvMKl87|
|537212104475164000|,|@Swales1968 @JhiaxusPrime @mrjamesob @LBC I hope your right. This enquiry IMO is the tip of the iceberg.|
|537559552439644000|,|Now this is customer service! I need my very own @bottleshop_mark!@newietraveller @jenkinsbenjamin @MudgeeBrewingCo @secularbloke|
|382588812267749000|,|Woman is raped on coastal path http://t.co/0ld6WeFhzi|
|538466038216937000|,|@JimmyJamhands Cyclocross in Milton Keynes. World champs|
|537388391596576000|,|Lionel Messi breaking records left,right and centre. Some great #ChampionsLeague Legends on this ⚽🏆 http://t.co/sXBVSsJXv4|
|538701842004586000|,|What bad luck @cxbeaver crash at start then the rear mech!|
|379825579630931000|,|How Aaron Alexis's U.S. navy yard shooting unfolded: A man opened fire at the Naval Sea Systems Command buildi... http://t.co/y9cvip3qSg|
|537384918104682000|,|It's officially winter when you have to wear hoodies in bed @Balletboyz #realmenweartights http://t.co/MBaVd6jL8l|
|375293667734335000|,|RT @KPRCLocal2: @KPRCRobert has confirmed student killed at #SpringHS is Joshua Broussard. LIVE team coverage http://t.co/31BYQNhzWV http:/…|
|382194900026261000|,|RT @Number10gov: PM is chairing #COBR meeting to assess the current situation in #Kenya following the #Westgate terror attacks.|
|538119341083226000|,|So glad I got paid today and was sensible with my money rather than on Black Friday so many goodies|
|538411945263898000|,|“@ThatsEarth: Venice, Italy http://t.co/yQECpeZ3MV”@d0pper so many romantic memories here 💞💗💞#30again 👍😊|
|379879002489749000|,|Rape survivor comes forward to fight for justice alleging police prejudiced complicity |... http://t.co/WtOkw6g3Z8|
|537162146556420000|,|Heaton Park is on the same weekend as Berlin, if we get there. Potential to be massive.|
|536319397112332000|,|"@JessStanley12: Men would never know how amazing it feels to take your bra off after a long day 🙈" yo @rickyrozay tell her how it feels|
|378255702000562000|,|RT @guardian: Monsanto investigated in new case of suspected GM crop contamination:  http://t.co/naoGDHHLUA|
|380321547715883000|,|RT @OttawaPolice: Emergency responders on scene of collision btwn @OCTranspo bus and train on transitway @ Fallowfield.  Updates to follow.…|
|538053971446075000|,|What is it with Arsenal and the injured players we keep getting 😩😩😩|
|536976672726458000|,|@JaneyHolliday I think people would get healthy but supermarkets would end up bankrupt!!! Ha ha|
|537890442474717000|,|“@ChinaShopBull: @itsjillgardner why fix the cause when you can patch over the symptom!?!?” Tragic isn't it!!|
|382575042397491000|,|RT @ALNAQ33B: European Parliament called #Bahrain to stop what it called suppression #peaceful #demonstrations  Is it peaceful? http://t.co…|
|536621611991191000|,|Kebab on Wednesday kebab on Wednesday kebab on Wednesday|
|375363439990153000|,|RT @EssexPoliceUK: 17yr old Jordan Wall is missing from home in #Harlow. Last seen in fields off Rye Hill Road. Seen him? Call 101 http://t…|
|536322276820807000|,|and I been thinking lots about your mouth|
|374620179939876000|,|RT @cnnbrk: McCain: A congressional rejection of resolution authorizing military force in Syria would be catastrophic. http://t.co/IMvBnsbA…|
|537301470203613000|,|My stomach omg|
|384381789151588000|,|@IFreakSelena Kenya: New Arrest As Travel Warning Slated: Nine suspects are now in custody following the gun and grenad...  @Ericccxminaj|
|536888309256314000|,|“@gemcolclough: “@holrichards: £100 return flights to Ibiza In the middle of July???? Sureeeeeeely💃” absolutely” 100%|
|536463400600346000|,|Good Luck @WilliamsRacing @Martini_drinks today, its been a cracking season, lets finish on a high, #AbuDhabiGP #WilliamsMartini|
|536783806116941000|,|#NorwichHalf more like a tough mudder yesterday!  I've never been so wet! http://t.co/77CWpUzuAt|
|380333916714205000|,|RT @StuMillsCBC: Pascal Lolgis witnessed the crash and says the OC Transpo bus appeared to drive through a lowered crossing barrier.|
|539108206350700000|,|If anyone from walton high has ever gotten a snapchat from mysterylove99 or knows who he is please DM me or inbox me on Facebook ASAP|
|377606654403305000|,|RT @mattmdiaz: Obama on wanting to bomb #Syria: USA has to ensure worst weapons aren't used. Like in #Nagasaki, #Hiroshima, #Vietnam, #Fall…|
|536874317267861000|,|@chimichangaukGood afternoon. Do you have a window cleaner at your new restaurant at Bletchley?|
|537290156748062000|,|Very Busy times ahead!  But firstly finish decorating those bars ready for the festive season 🎄🎅@WonderWorldMK  #ChristmasSoon #1monthtogo|
|538644518611214000|,|@FootyAccums Ledge prices http://t.co/hDJ3KAZNOw|
|536544516040560000|,|@Gooner_Rafa no excuse for that miss. No top player should be hitting it straight at the keeper. I'd have done better. 100%|
|537254901450293000|,|@likeavillasboas pathetic reason in my opinion. Our fans in the majority comes across a right bunch of morons.|
|537007811046436000|,|Has #Elf been on TV this year yet?!! It's usually on far to early but I do love it!! http://t.co/93chJUAKWw|
|537971379220799000|,|@FabioArico Is Explanation Learning the reason for your workshops' success and student satisfaction? Good #design4learning|
|537067841649147000|,|@SmashedGrowler No, these characteristics describe far too many cops in the US to be called stereotypical or racist|
|381413517963718000|,|RT @Donsarigo: Dozens of ambulances now allowed to access the rooftop area as military armored vehicles make way into the mall. #Westage|
|538613013180588000|,|"@jwright329: Time to get lucky. @GoodBeerTweet @CraftyBeer @StoneBrewingCo http://t.co/sj6fTQEfBI"You bloody lucky b*****d!|
|538015194782662000|,|I'm at Linford Forum https://t.co/n5bXFLwrtD|
|537160937040793000|,|Pretty disgusted that #DarrenWilson gets to walk away. Wearing a badge shouldn't make you above the law of your country.|
|537563295604285000|,|@JohnJig why not just give him a seat on the board too. Let him get involved but not total control. Surely best if buth worlds that|
|536620693719638000|,|Feelings are a piece of shit🙇|
|537096805709012000|,|@CHlLDHOODRUINER No American should slaughter a 12yr old boy for holding a toy gun. If you want to talk about morals.|
|537251592727433000|,|I rate Giroud yeah but he isn't no Costa, Suarez, lewandolski etc and they win titles|
|380476195873095000|,|#Ankara prosecutor to begin mass tort against #Erdogan protesters in #Turkey, violated protesting law http://t.co/PW1QGYki6e #LNYHBT #TCOT|
|537599091170373000|,|Winner winner Ricky Miller|
|538341648628191000|,|Oops residents complaining already about amount of cars and parking. #nimby #MKWCX Wait until tomorrow!|
|536613020831858000|,|Drake//East side💭💆|
|537748723473055000|,|The first thing I noticed in New York was how difficult it was to breathe, it's humidity is on another level|
|537739401158086000|,|@itv2 @realjoeswash dating advice !! Give kendra advice on how to do a trial instead !|
|537693378818084000|,|@AgentLemmings if that happens I will buy a Sanogo shirt, so that I can run down the street wearing only that!! Haha|
|536976705878257000|,|I think Jake and Nadia make a cute couple 😍 #ImACeleb|
|537650469791752000|,|My friend thought Luke was Asian and he played the drums...|
|375579043980382000|,|A27 westbound delays due to an accident by Emsworth (12:19)|
|536523758992101000|,|#CameronMustGo because he & his Ministers have brought nothing but doom & gloom.|
|376410707342159000|,|#I-10BaytownFreeway major accident blocks all mainlanes on I-10 EB at The E Sam Houston Pkwy #traffic http://t.co/vuUN2yElDh|
|536526912139845000|,|#Costa #gingerbread man #miltonkeynes #shopping a welcome stop for refreshment at Costa MK. @ Costa http://t.co/182fKdM08l|
|537275377945948000|,|@DBerry1974 @RoamingLibero no I'd give Campbell a chance|
|537553068284706000|,|@HelenStockwell nightmare but I'm back and reunited with my phone ☺️ you too gorgeous! see you later 💪🏊👊|
|537274426895921000|,|@TeamBellerin39 @ArsendWenger @ZeGooner I've seen him play. A youtube compilation can make anyone look awesome as well|
|537344533651275000|,|Busy night @shortcutapp http://t.co/U81UiDTzqe|
|537711528284520000|,|Shock we were on our way to cinema and stopped into spoons for a bottle of wine|
|538738207454953000|,|@CXHelen @Nikkiharris86 one word AMAZING!!! So much support! So loud. GB put on an awesome show! #MKWCX|
|539020365318881000|,|Juniors getting s good mudder today in the sunshine. @ UCI World Cup Cyclocross - Milton Keynes http://t.co/qYM22Yznxo|
|375620554985713000|,|Nigerian Man Arrested For Raping Two Boys | His Photo Included http://t.co/OsZC4bOD7n via @OkGist|
|537967522717638000|,|@DVBlindsLtd @Stuartlutter who's up for the  saints v harlequins at the stoop . Dec 27th 4.30 ko. Could be this year's non sarries outing!!!|
|539178465900396000|,|@kevmg ahh lovely!My parents grew up there n grandparents lived there!|
|537694677143928000|,|@_AnimalAdvocate They are all Pathetic Useless Cowards..I would like to see them stand up to real Tough Men..Instead of defencless Animals!|
|536663882916696000|,|@gooner1947 mountain on nearby island hid it from view at first but was truly magnificent. Sat there for about 2 1/2 hours and several beers|
|536627170958118000|,|Jake and jimmy are a dream|
|536658670432845000|,|The banter right now is killin me 😭😭😭|
|536917744714006000|,|Soooo buff😓😻 http://t.co/ORMMTy6b5v|
|537746153693929000|,|I just no am gonna feel like crap tomorrow but have to get my ass to work.😔|
|538707533960331000|,|Sven Nys catching the lead group at the #cyclocross world cup in Milton Keynes. 1 lap to go! http://t.co/5WKcYcxK9P|
|375217998270693000|,|Court Sends 9th Summon to Rahul Gandhi, but he is not appearing in court. and people who say Law is equal to... http://t.co/gzarWpYxKz|
|537556219700207000|,|Woop woop going to view a house today, lets hope its the one ♡|
|375786523611758000|,|Government To Release Hundreds of Documents On NSA Spying: Trailrunner7 writes "In response to a lawsuit by th... http://t.co/fJCBouyw3B|
|537336959417716000|,|any other ethnic background / multiple ethnic background ' ?|
|536480886666317000|,|The GuardianMedia 'gagged over bid to report MP child sex cases'http://t.co/rSDfvOn0j8|
|379635154060599000|,|RT @washingtonpost: D.C. police: Reports are false. There was no shooting at Joint Base Anacostia-Bolling Air Force Base.  http://t.co/cE0i…|
|374365052993691000|,|RT @AP: A 1-year-old Brooklyn boy has died after being shot in the head while being pushed in a stroller: http://t.co/ymkpH8ZkpJ -BW|
|536966646314045000|,|“@Manstagram_: IDK why I find this funny. http://t.co/ZurJPVS3kU” eternally shading the best superhero around skn|
|538039794987966000|,|"@BecciColby: @D_Mitten you might be going to Vegas..." 👀|
|537238338978471000|,|Off to work come see me smyths Milton Keynes x|
|381804347409321000|,|Terrorists have killed more Christians in Pakistan. NOW will the world wake up to the Islamist war against Christia.… http://t.co/UWhN2wJ9yC|
|536520178591617000|,|Lewis' only problem - Where to keep the Trophy|
|537836810899316000|,|El Miniero. http://t.co/0EeSegqqe2|
|538405568206344000|,|I'm at @TheHubMk in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire https://t.co/XVV1nk3aQ1|
|537373855376240000|,|You know the world is broken when Unilever and Oxfam are in it together...  #CameronMustGo|
|538976182453411000|,|Still reeling from an awesome day yesterday with some unexpected twists and turns ! Altho pretty gutted I missed out on the sven nys pyjamas|
|538090913315053000|,|People can't keep up a conversation these days I swear|
|536315573895188000|,|I dislike #Christmas But I love the Christmas beersChristmas Ale by @StPetersBrewery @BeerOClockShow http://t.co/96bLpBLdyX|
|384662878818930000|,|Just in: PM #Pakistan Nawaz Sharif seeks 2 more days to submit details of assets to #ECP.|
|378759563740057000|,|Victim's friend angered over release: Newlywed Jordan Graham is accused of pushing her husband off a cliff onl... http://t.co/PsVmCylwug|
|538113038017388000|,|Isn't black friday racist|
|537541584347467000|,|Haha “@detikcom: Soineya, Kafe di Jepang yang Sewakan Teman Tidur Wanita http://t.co/orjVuK9wFl via @detiktravel http://t.co/P2V3rU7uCv”|
|375737278276321000|,|The US Military’s Pivot to Africa http://t.co/wJn6YRE5hR|
|382659658286383000|,|RT @BreakingNews: The police headquarters in Columbus, Ohio, is evacuated after reports of an explosion; officers are heading down the stai…|
|537707383582367000|,|Shout out to the lovely lady  in boots who gave me 2 free mini pots of foundation as they had ran out of stock of mine 👌|
|382588929733439000|,|Woman is raped on coastal path: Police are investigating a report that a woman was raped in Bangor, County Dow... http://t.co/jKJBtkhtxm|
|536650922014015000|,|@THEBRYANHITCH join the club of husbands against waitrose ad|
|538455331643588000|,|@HannahG26 @edsheeran I'm going in July. Go on 02 priority tickets x|
|378559285724078000|,|RT @AFP: BREAKING: UN report will accuse Syria of crimes against humanity and confirm the use of chemical weapons|
|537884503524769000|,|@OborneTweets plus he is not a well man clearly something was wrong with him at PMQ's, sick man in charge of the nations finances.|
|537983660226797000|,|@bailey1985 @DVBlindsLtd @Stuartlutter cheers David. It's a sellout, so no tickets available😵😵|
|537590027241680000|,|Had a great morning. Now grub up. Sat in my favourite corner seat. (@ The Hub) https://t.co/ZqTiHKrSxD http://t.co/PpopZAnB8U|
|538678752784711000|,|Perfection http://t.co/8qixD5Btbl|
|538350330522906000|,|The TV knew who to interview for all things Cross @PresidentMSW @midshropswheels #MKWCX http://t.co/fUroluSa0p|
|537209842239541000|,|Not fair When Ur parents ain't together anymore, they can't even act friendly for 1 day, don't matter how old I get Christmas is a 👪 thing|
|382585314222411000|,|Police officer dismissed for killing a truck driver in Edo http://t.co/lmwE737rv2|
|381424314110603000|,|RT @InteriorKE: ALERT: We're sending out the last alert for your safety. All those at #WestgateMall please leave for security purposes.|
|538866077829455000|,|@lurchlerouge plenty of dessert for wind farms|
|539078288007000000|,|I'm at Caldecotte Experience https://t.co/w7StCPshBY|
|538722620649508000|,|Massive Congratulations to this gorgeous girlie! @frankiespooner1 #winner #covermodel @emmagazine #modelsearch #BABE😍 http://t.co/gVbPGcXzi5|
|380666650820755000|,|RT @OmfgItsbutters: Fox News: School canceled in So Cal from earthquakes!! http://t.co/YeOoGy0RvG|
|537703039982129000|,|Hope @Cristiano breaks Messi's record tonight! #ronaldoisbetter|
|378061589586640000|,|RT @Refugees: Touching video of #Syria refugees leaving #Lebanon yesterday for protection & medical aid in #Germany http://t.co/sdHpXkqyn0|
|538804952035229000|,|There's a lot of gimmicky Xmas beers out there but @BlackSheepBeer have done well with this oneBlitzen 4% http://t.co/xxEsz1jg83|
|536483450057154000|,|Spending my day contemplating how glorious Kriss Akabusi's dick must me|
|537754283962560000|,|Cazorla I felt was superb tonight and had recognised impact with two assists in believe always showed Great variation though as did Ox #AFC|
|538766622660767000|,|@stuiebacon proper northern soul stomp going off on @CCfunkandsoul @BBC6Music #keepthefaith|
|539008076347899000|,|@thearsenalhorse but not surprising considering you spent your whole evening raging because a couple of fans showed a banner.|
|539088421260894000|,|I'm such a nice friend getting @Joel_parish_ a job at my work for a bit💁|
|538659259270320000|,|Jaipur up for sale just £1 million|
|536667535975124000|,|We've been drinking for 3 days straight and @maddisonlord says "I feel great I feel like I'm on a yoga retreat" 💀 #lordhelpthisbitch|
|536886411509899000|,|£100 return flights to Ibiza In the middle of July???? Sureeeeeeely💃|
|538460475131170000|,|@chob66 I was so nervous going to Monza alone! I wish I could afford 2 races next year I'd totally go to Budapest again!|




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