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en:
  faker:
    joke:
      puns:
      - "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
      - "I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."
      - "I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough."
      - "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
      - "I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."
      - "The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field."
      - "The magician got so mad, he pulled his hare out."
      - "Apparently you cannot use ‘beefstew’ as password, because It’s not stroganoff"
      - "I told my mom she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
      - "My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making and now, I can’t read anything."
      - "I don't appreciate people who take drugs, like those airport security folks."
      - "With great power comes a huge electric bill."
      - "My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas."
      - "Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm, it would be justwater."
      - "My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying 'Are you even listening to me?'"
      - "If you take the 'P' out of a Pirate, he becomes very angry."
      - "I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof."
      - "I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met."
      - "I'm always frank on dates. I don't want them knowing my real name."
      - "When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter."
      - "Talking to people about the benefits of dried grapes is all about raisin awareness."
      - "Say what you want about waitresses but they bring a lot to the table."
      - "Mike Tyson is such a religious guy, he punches people in the faith."
      - "Mike Tyson is such a moral philosopher. To stay in shape, he spends a lot of time ethicizing."
      - "My email password was hacked again and that's the third time I had to rename the dog."
      - "Shout out to the people wondering what the opposite of in is."
      knock_knocks:
      - "Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!"
      - "Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!"
      - "Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Aw, don't cry, it's just a joke!"
      - "Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!"
      - "Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moo!"
      - "Knock, knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock"
      - "Knock, knock. Who's there? A week.  A week who? Yeah, we cool"
      - "Knock, knock. Race Condition. Who's there?"
      - "Who’s there? Dejav. Dejav who? Knock, knock."