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This library is a improved port of JavaFaker (as well as Ruby's stympy/faker gem and Perl's Data::Faker library) that generates fake data. It's useful when you're developing a new project and need some pretty data for showcase.
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  faker:
    seinfeld:
      character:
      - "George Costanza"
      - "Kramer"
      - "Elaine Benes"
      - "Newman"
      - "Jerry Seinfeld"
      - "Frank Costanza"
      - "Morty Seinfeld"
      - "Estelle Costanza"
      - "Susan Ross"
      - "Helen Seinfeld"
      - "J Peterman"
      - "Uncle Leo"
      - "David Puddy"
      - "Justin Pitt"
      - "Kenny Bania"
      - "Crazy Joe Davola"
      - "Jackie Chiles"
      - "Jack Klompus"
      - "Ruthie Cohen"
      - "Tim Whatley"
      - "Sue Ellen Mischke"
      - "Bob Sacamano"
      - "Babs Kramer"
      - "Babu Bhatt"
      - "George Steinbrenner"
      - "Mickey Abbott"
      - "Mr. Lippman"
      - "Mr. Wilhelm"
      - "Russell Dalrymple"
      quote:
      - "I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian."
      - "You're gonna over-dry your laundry."
      - "This isn't a good time."
      - "That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me."
      - "You’re becoming one of the glitterati."
      - "Father, I’ve never done this before, so I’m not sure about what I’m supposed to do."
      - "She’s one of those low-talkers. You can’t hear a word she’s saying!"
      - "Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?"
      - "This woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her."
      - "I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never a mental institution."
      - "You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect"
      - "Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship."
      - "When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy."
      - "I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off."
      - "If you can't say something bad about a relationship, you shouldn't say anything at all."
      - "I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys needs a house!"
      - "The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli..."
      - "Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you gotta rock it back and forth a few times and then it goes over."
      - "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away."
      - "You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen... So who is having sex with the rooster?"
      - "I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham."
      - "Just remember, when you control the mail, you control... information."
      - "I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up."
      - "You, my friend, have crossed the line between man and bum."
      - "You should've seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist."
      - "Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?"
      - "Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour."
      - "Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."
      - "These pretzels are makin' me thirsty."
      - "It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat - it's all been wrong."
      - "I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me."
      - "I have been performing feats of strength all morning."
      - "Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
      - "I don't trust the guy. I think he regifted, then he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super bowl sex romp."
      - "Yes, I hope my parents die long before I do."
      - "See, this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies sitting around chewing gum."
      - "Dolores!"
      - "I'll be back. We'll make out."
      - "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm a US postal worker and my mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists."
      - "You very bad man, Jerry. Very bad man."
      - "No soup for you!"
      - "Serenity now!"
      - "I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!"
      - "I'm out of the contest!"
      - "You're killing independent George!"
      - "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
      - "Yadda, yadda, yadda."
      - "They're real, and they're spectacular."
      - "She has man hands."
      - "And you want to be my latex salesman."
      - "He's a close talker."
      - "It's a Festivus for the rest of us."
      - "I want to be the one person who doesn't die with dignity."
      - "You were necking during Schindler's List?"
      business:
      - "Champagne Video"
      - "Joe's Fruit Shop"
      - "Kruger Industrial Smoothing"
      - "Vandelay Industries"
      - "Kramerica Industries"
      - "J. Peterman Catalog"
      - "Tom's Restaurant"
      - "Reggies"
      - "Mendy's"
      - "Sunshine Carpet Cleaners"
      - "Brandt-Leland"
      - "H and H Bagels"
      - "Play Now"
      - "Top of the Muffin to You!"
      - "Oh Henry!"
      - "P B and J's"
      - "Poppie's"
      - "Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft"
      - "Pendant Publishing"
      - "Dream Cafe"
      - "Doubleday"
      - "Tyler Chicken"
      - "Royal Bakery"