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en:
  faker:
    chuck_norris:
      fact:
      - "All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds."
      - "Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up."
      - "All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue."
      - "Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal."
      - "Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick()."
      - "Chuck Norris's first program was kill -9."
      - "Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble."
      - "Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself."
      - "Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions... and have them return."
      - "Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move."
      - "The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object."
      - "Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft."
      - "Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever."
      - "Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him."
      - "\"It works on my machine\" always holds true for Chuck Norris."
      - "Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way."
      - "Chuck Norris's beard can type 140 wpm."
      - "Chuck Norris can unit test an entire application with a single assert."
      - "Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt, as that signifies a probability of failure. He goes bug killing."
      - "Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris."
      - "Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses."
      - "Chuck Norris can access private methods."
      - "Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class."
      - "Chuck Norris doesn't need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces."
      - "The class object inherits from Chuck Norris."
      - "For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1)."
      - "Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI."
      - "Chuck Norris can divide by zero."
      - "Chuck Norris doesn't get compiler errors, the language changes itself to accommodate Chuck Norris."
      - "The programs that Chuck Norris writes don't have version numbers because he only writes them once. If a user reports a bug or has a feature request they don't live to see the sun set."
      - "Chuck Norris doesn't believe in floating point numbers because they can't be typed on his binary keyboard."
      - "Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time."
      - "Chuck Norris never gets a syntax error. Instead, the language gets a DoesNotConformToChuck error."
      - "No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException."
      - "Chuck Norris doesn't program with a keyboard. He stares the computer down until it does what he wants."
      - "Chuck Norris doesn't pair program."
      - "Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread."
      - "There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris."
      - "Chuck Norris doesn't delete files, he blows them away."
      - "Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data."
      - "Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds."
      - "Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop."
      - "Chuck Norris can read all encrypted data, because nothing can hide from Chuck Norris."
      - "Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed."
      - "When a bug sees Chuck Norris, it flees screaming in terror, and then immediately self-destructs to avoid being roundhouse-kicked."
      - "Chuck Norris rewrote the Google search engine from scratch."
      - "Chuck Norris doesn't need the cloud to scale his applications, he uses his laptop."
      - "Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI."
      - "Chuck Norris' protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands."
      - "Chuck Norris' programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing."
      - "Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started."
      - "Chuck Norris programs do not accept input."
      - "Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS."
      - "Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors."
      - "Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive."
      - "Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris."
      - "You don't disable the Chuck Norris plug-in, it disables you."
      - "Chuck Norris doesn't need a java compiler, he goes straight to .war"
      - "Chuck Norris can use GOTO as much as he wants to. Telling him otherwise is considered harmful."
      - "There is nothing regular about Chuck Norris' expressions."
      - "Quantum cryptography does not work on Chuck Norris. When something is being observed by Chuck it stays in the same state until he's finished."
      - "There is no need to try catching Chuck Norris' exceptions for recovery; every single throw he does is fatal."
      - "Chuck Norris' beard is immutable."
      - "Chuck Norris' preferred IDE is hexedit."
      - "Chuck Norris is immutable. If something's going to change, it's going to have to be the rest of the universe."
      - "Chuck Norris' addition operator doesn't commute; it teleports to where he needs it to be."
      - "Anonymous methods and anonymous types are really all called Chuck Norris. They just don't like to boast."
      - "Chuck Norris doesn't have performance bottlenecks. He just makes the universe wait its turn."
      - "Chuck Norris does not use exceptions when programming. He has not been able to identify any of his code that is not exceptional."
      - "When Chuck Norris' code fails to compile the compiler apologises."
      - "Chuck Norris does not use revision control software. None of his code has ever needed revision."
      - "Chuck Norris can recite π. Backwards."
      - "When Chuck Norris points to null, null quakes in fear."
      - "Chuck Norris has root access to your system."
      - "When Chuck Norris gives a method an argument, the method loses."
      - "Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a F1 key, the computer asks him for help."
      - "When Chuck Norris presses Ctrl+Alt+Delete, worldwide computer restart is initiated."
      - "Chuck Norris doesn't use pointers, he just points, and memory obeys."