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en:
  faker:
    rajnikanth:
      joke:
      - "The only time Rajini needed a body double was crying scene !"
      - "Rajinikanth knows why this kolaveri kolaveri Di"
      - "Rajinikanth threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then grenade exploded"
      - "Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Rajnikanth once killed four birds with half a stone."
      - "Rajinikanth can give missed call to his own number.."
      - "God created Earth and Heaven in 6 days , on 7th day he rested then he created Rajinikanth !"
      - "Rajinikanth doesn't answer nature's call. Nature answers Rajinikanth's call"
      - "Govt of India pays tax to Rajinikanth for living here"
      - "When Rajinikanth goes to a gym to workout, no one can workout since Rajini uses all the weights available."
      - "Einstein said you can't move at the speed of light, obviously he was never kicked by Rajinikanth"
      - "Why Himalayas are rising? It's simple. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai. Lever effect."
      - "Adam and Eve are children of Rajinikanth"
      - "Rajinikanth is so fast that he always comes yesterday"
      - "Rajinikanth can get rid of his shadow"
      - "Rajini can eat dosa with chop sticks"
      - "Tornado changes course when it sees Rajini standing in it's way"
      - "Police dept is bored because of 0 crime in the city where rajini lives"
      - "Gabbar singh forgets his dialogues when he sees Rajinikanth"
      - "Rajini won the best actor oscar for his acting in a game of dumb charades"
      - "The box office collection of the movie RA-One Was less than parking collection of ROBOT.......!"
      - "Once Rajnikanth became the coach of Indian cricket team and guess wha India won the Fifa world cup !"
      - "People update status from BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, etc. Rajinikant updates his facebook status with a calculator !!"
      - "Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - 'Solve any 100 questions' He solved all 150 and wrote, 'Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!'"
      - "Rajini participates in long jump once every four year.... And those years are called LEAP year"
      - "Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss...The next day announcement was made... Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye"
      - "Once Rajni was the guest contestant in KBC. Amitabh says 'Computerji, Rajnikantji to phela sawaal poochiye'. Computer 'main lifeline use karna chahta hu.'"
      - "Ek bar Rajinikanth ne ek aadmi ko 'Go to Hell' kaha... That person is now known as Yamraj !!"
      - "Rajinikanth knows Ek chutki sindur ke kimat ... Rs 0.0234355884"
      - "Once Rajinikanth told joke to a little kid... Now he is known as laughing buddha"
      - "Rajinikanth can cure cancer with his first aid box"
      - "Once Rajinikanth used the support of a building to tie his shoe lace, the building is known as Leaning tower of Pisa."
      - "Rajinikanth knows those two persons.. who shake hands in NOKIA cell phones...!!"
      - "Rajinikanth's dog can bend a pipe with it's tail."
      - "Michael Jackson's moon walk is no match for Rajinikanth's Sun Walk..."
      - "Rajinikanth can make his wife admit her mistakes"
      - "Rajinikanth doesn't enjoy animation movies because he can see the gaps between the 24 frames every second"
      - "The reason why Rajinikanth stuttered in the movie Darr, because he saw Rajinikanth behind Juhi"
      - "When Rajinikanth gets depressed, the world faces great depression"
      - "Rajinikanth is a vegetarian… He doesn't eat animals until he first puts them into vegetative state with his blow"
      - "If Rajinikanth's PC hangs… its time for next windows release…"
      - "Rajinikanth can sneeze with open eyes."
      - "Rajini is the reason why we don't have any other superheros in India"
      - "Rajinikanth can make 2 parallel lines intersect just by staring at them."
      - "Santa Claus waits for a gift from Rajinikanth every Christmas."
      - "Rajinikanth taught yoga to Baba Ramdev"
      - "Rajinikanth taught us all... Impossible is nothing..."
      - "One of Rajinikanth's hobby - Swimming on Tsunami."
      - "Sh!t happens to everyone.. Even to Rajini... One time he coudn't kill 100 bears with a single punch but only 99 died."
      - "Rajinikanth uses Ambuja cement as tooth powder"
      - "Once Rajinikanth dropped a coin while he was standing in the belcony... He went down to pick it up, but it was not there.... hmmmm... He reached there before the coin..."
      - "Rajinikanth was not amused by Gandhi’s non violence movement."
      - "Lifetime Warranty does not exist only because of Rajnikanth."
      - "If you want a list of Rajinikanth's enemies, just check the extinct species list."
      - "When RAJNI had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors."
      - "The apple which fell on newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth."
      - "Only Rajinijanth has 32 wisdom teeth."
      - "When Rajinikanth goes thru immigration.. the officers show him thier passports."
      - "Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikanth says 'Good Morning'"
      - "Once Rajnikant, after chewing the 'PAAN', spit on the wall of a building."
      - "Today that building is popularly known as THE RED FORT.."
      - "Once Rajinikath shouted at a boy for not wearing cap in the hot sun. Today that boy is known as Himesh Reshammiya."
      - "Rajnikanth Saw The Movie Break k Baad before the Break !!!"
      - "Rajnikanth's pulse is measured in richter scale."
      - "Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test..the rough sheet he used is known as oxford dictionary.."
      - "Rajnikanth has seen the face of the fat lady who owns the house in tom n jerry.."
      - "Rajnikanth ploughs the field using nothing but his toes."
      - "Once spiderman,superman and batman visited rajnikant's house together.. it was teachers day!"
      - "Rajinikanth can whistle and smile at the same time..."
      - "Computer doesn't give warning message to Rajini… Rajini warns computer"
      - "When Rajnikant get angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon… that phenomenon is called Solar eclipse."
      - "Rajini was born on 30th Feb, since then that date was removed from calendar so that noone else gets the same birthday."
      - "Rajnikanth can run Windows 7 on 64KB memory."
      - "Rajni never tweets, he only roars."