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en:
  faker:
    silicon_valley:
      characters:
      - "Richard Hendricks"
      - "Erlich Bachman"
      - "Nelson \"Big Head\" Bighetti"
      - "Bertram Gilfoyle"
      - "Dinesh Chugtai"
      - "Monica Hall"
      - "Donald \"Jared\" Dunn"
      - "Gavin Belson"
      - "Jian Yang"
      - "Laurie Bream"
      - "Russ Hanneman"
      - "Jack \"Action Jack\" Barker"
      - "Keenan Feldspar"
      - "Ed Chen"
      - "Peter Gregory"
      - "Ron LaFlamme"
      companies:
      - "Pied Piper"
      - "Hooli"
      - "Raviga Capital Management"
      - "Endframe"
      - "Bachmanity"
      - "Maleant Data Systems Solutions"
      - "Aviato"
      - "Coleman-Blair"
      - "Raviga"
      - "Yoyodyne"
      - "Intersite"
      - "Infotrode"
      - "Bream-Hall"
      - "SeeFood Technologies Inc"
      - "Retinabyte"
      - "VidClone Graphics"
      - "Entercross Systems"
      - "Turnwire"
      quotes:
      - "I don't want to live in a world where someone else is making the world a better place better than we are."
      - "I firmly believe we can only achieve greatness if first, we achieve goodness"
      - "Line ’em up, nuts to butts"
      - "Let me ask you. How fast do you think you could jerk off every guy in this room? Because I know how long it would take me. And I can prove it"
      - "It's weird. They always travel in groups of five. These programmers, there's always a tall, skinny white guy; short, skinny Asian guy; fat guy with a ponytail; some guy with crazy facial hair; and then an East Indian guy. It's like they trade guys until they all have the right group."
      - "Jian-Yang, what're you doing? This is Palo Alto. People are lunatics about smoking here. We don't enjoy all the freedoms that you have in China."
      - "Well, you just brought piss to a shit fight, you little cunt!"
      - "Hitler actually played the bassoon. So technically Hitler was the Hitler of music."
      - "I simply imagine that my skeleton is me and my body is my house. That way I'm always home."
      - "Gavin Belson started out with lofty goals too, but he just kept excusing immoral behavior just like this, until one day all that was left was a sad man with funny shoes... Disgraced, friendless, and engorged with the blood of a youthful charlatan."
      - "And that, gentlemen, is scrum. Welcome to the next eight weeks of our lives."
      - "Of course they know that you're not pitching Shazam. That already exists. This would be a Shazam... for food."
      - "Compromise is the shared hypotenuse of the conjoined triangles of success."
      - "Gentlemen, I just paid the palapa contractor. The palapa piper, so to speak. The dream is a reality. We'll no longer be exposed... to the elements."
      - "I was gonna sleep last night, but, uh... I thought I had this solve for this computational trust issue I've been working on, but it turns out, I didn't have a solve. But it was too late. I had already drank the whole pot of coffee."
      - "I extended my compression algorithm to support... get this... 12-bit color. Okay, so our users will be able to experience a 10 percent increase in image quality with absolutely no increase in server load whatsoever. Just-Just-Just... Just watch this. Before. After. Before. After."
      - "You listen to me, you muscle-bound handsome Adonis: tech is reserved for people like me, okay? The freaks, the weirdos, the misfits, the geeks, the dweebs, the dorks! Not you!"
      apps:
      - "Nip Alert"
      - "Astraphile"
      - "Panic-a-Tech"
      - "Spinder"
      - "Nucleus"
      - "Pegg'd"
      - "Clinkle"
      - "Tables"
      - "HooliChat"
      - "PiperChat"
      - "Not Hotdog"
      - "PeaceFare"
      - "CodeRag"
      inventions:
      - "Telehuman"
      - "Liquid Shrimp"
      - "Bit Soup"
      - "Audacious"
      - "Tres Comas Tequila"
      - "Pipey"
      - "Always Blue"
      - "Cold Duck"
      - "Skycrane"
      - "Octopus Recipes"
      - "Limp Biscuit"
      - "Hooli Box"
      - "Box Two"
      - "Table"
      - "Anton"
      - "BamBot"
      - "Human Heater"
      mottos:
      - "Cloud-based, disruptive systems"
      - "Creating unique cross-platform technologies"
      - "Making the world a better place"
      - "Awesome world-changing compression company"
      - "So maybe the reason we share so much is because we understand that without sharing, we can't survive. And sharing is tables."
      - "Forced adoption through aggressive guerrilla marketing"
      - "Powered by the spirit of exploration and the thrill of the pursuit of the unimaginable"
      - "We not only think outside of the box, we think outside of the box that box is in - and so on - until innovation is free of all boxes that would contain and constrain it"
      - "Our products are products, producing unrivaled results"
      - "Oh, danger will most certainly be proceeded in the face of. Right in its face. Right in it."
      - "Isn't it time someone put the venture back into venture capital?"
      - "Are bandwidth costs harshing on your vibe?"
      - "The drink that doesn't give a fuck!"
      urls:
      - "https://raviga.com"
      - "https://breamhall.com"
      - "https://piedpiper.com"
      - "https://hooli.com"
      - "https://bachmanity.com"
      - "https://aviato.com"
      - "https://coderag.com"
      - "https://endframesystems.com"
      - "https://drinkhomicide.com"
      email:
      - "[email protected]"
      - "[email protected]"
      - "[email protected]"
      - "[email protected]"
      - "[email protected]"
      - "[email protected]"
      - "[email protected]"
      - "[email protected]"
      - "[email protected]"
      - "[email protected]"
      - "[email protected]"