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en:
  faker:
    the_room:
      actors:
      - "Tommy Wiseau"
      - "Juliette Danielle"
      - "Greg Sestero"
      - "Philip Haldiman"
      - "Carolyn Minnott"
      - "Robyn Paris"
      - "Scott Holmes"
      - "Dan Janjigian"
      - "Kyle Vogt"
      - "Greg Ellery"
      characters:
      - "Johnny"
      - "Lisa"
      - "Mark"
      - "Denny"
      - "Claudette"
      - "Michelle"
      - "Mike"
      - "Chris-R"
      - "Peter"
      - "Steven"
      locations:
      - "Johnny's Place"
      - "Rooftop"
      - "Park"
      - "Alley"
      - "Flower Shop"
      - "Claudette's Place"
      quotes:
      - "Oh hi, Denny"
      - "Anything for my princess! Ha-ha-ha-ha."
      - "Denny, two's great, but three's a crowd. Ha-ha."
      - "Oh hi, Johnny, I didn't know it was you."
      - "Here you go, keep the change. Hi doggy!"
      - "You're my favorite customer"
      - "I just want to talk to Johnny. You look beautiful today. Can I kiss you?"
      - "I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer."
      - "Did you, uh, know, that chocolate is the symbol of love?"
      - "Where’s my money, Denny?"
      - "Denny, what kind of money, just tell me!"
      - "What kind of drugs, Denny?"
      - "I did not hit her! It’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh, hi Mark."
      - "A-ha-ha-ha! What a story, Mark!"
      - "You can love someone deep inside your heart, and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live."
      - "I never hit you. You shouldn’t have any secrets from me. I’m your future husband."
      - "Why Lisa, why Lisa, please talk to me, please! You’re part of my life, you are everything, I could not go on without you, Lisa."
      - "You’re lying, I never hit you. You are tearing me apart, Lisa!"
      - "Do you understand life? Do you?"
      - "Oh hi, Mike, what’s new?"
      - "Oh hey, Denny."
      - "How can they say this about me? I don’t believe it. I show them. I will record everything."
      - "You know what they say: love is blind."
      - "Ha-ha-ha, chicken, Peter, you’re just a little chicken! Cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep chee-ee-ee-eep eeeeeeeeeeee!"
      - "Oh, hi Denny. Nice tux, you look great."
      - "You look great. You look a babyface."
      - "Oh hi, Susan."
      - "We got a new client at the bank, we make a lot of money."
      - "Anyway, how is your sex life?"
      - "Oh hi, Claudette. Bye!"
      - "You betrayed me, you’re not good, you’re just a chicken, cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep."
      - "It’s not over! Everybody betray me! I fed up with this world!"
      - "How could you do this to me?! I gave you seven years of my life! And you betray me."
      - "Aughhhhhhhh!!! Everybody betray me. I don’t have a friend in the world."
      - "As far as I’m concerned, you can drop off the earth. That’s a promise"