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/* ========================================================================
 * PlantUML : a free UML diagram generator
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 *
 * (C) Copyright 2009-2013, Arnaud Roques
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 * Original Author:  Arnaud Roques
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package net.sourceforge.plantuml.graphic;

import java.util.Arrays;
import java.util.List;

public class QuoteUtils {

	private static final List quotes = Arrays.asList( //
			"He's dead, Jim.", //
			"By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.", //
			"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.", //
			"The time is out of joint.", //
			"C'est curieux chez les marins ce besoin de faire des phrases.", //
			"I'm talking about the other Peter, the one on the other side.", //
			"May the Force be with you!", //
			"Never give up, never surrender...", //
			"Hasta la vista, baby.", //
			"Hey, Doc, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.", //
			"Greetings, Professor Falken. Shall we play a game?", //
			"I can't change the law of physics!", //
			"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.", //
			"I'm the Gatekeeper, are you the Keymaster?", //
			"I am the Master Control Program. No one User wrote me.", //
			"Life? Don't talk to me about life.", //
			"I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe.", //
			"A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.", //
			"Surrender may be our only option.", //
			"Six by nine. Forty two.", //
			"It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.", //
			"Don't Panic!", //
			"What do you mean? An African or European swallow?", //
			"You forgot to say please...", //
			"You have died of dysentery.", //
			"Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?", //
			"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.", //
			"I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do.", //
			"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.", //
			"Anything different is good.", //
			"Cracked by Aldo Reset and Laurent Rueil.", //
			"I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency.", //
			"Do you know this great great polish actor, Joseph Tura?", //
			"To infinity and beyond!", //
			"Space: the final frontier...", //
			"Sur mon billet, tenez, y a ecrit Saint-Lazare, c'est mes yeux ou quoi ?", //
			"The boy is important. He has to live.", //
			"Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away...", //
			"And you know there's a long long way ahead of you...", //
			"An allergy to oxygen? Elm blight?", //
			"But alors you are French!", //
			"N'ai-je donc tant vecu que pour cette infamie?", //
			"Something is rotten in the State of Denmark.", //
			"Hey, what do you want? Miracles?", //
			"1.21 gigawatts! 1.21 gigawatts. Great Scott! ", //
			"What the hell is a gigawatt?", //
			"I need a vacation." //
	);

	private QuoteUtils() {
	}

	public static String getSomeQuote() {
		final int v = (int) (System.currentTimeMillis() / 1000L);
		return quotes.get(v % quotes.size());
	}
}