data.3news-bydate.test.rec.motorcycles.104646 Maven / Gradle / Ivy
From: [email protected] (The Beav)
Subject: DoD Confessional
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I can't help myself.
I've tried to be rational,
to look the other way,
but everytime it happens,
its uncontrollable.
I hate pre'80s motorcycles.
At first I thought it was a phase. I though I would
get used to them. It didn't happen. I tried gazing
at CB750s and 900 customs, but each time I sadistically
pictured them being hurled off of large precipice
(I also picture a swarm of german tourists cheering and
taking holiday snaps, but I can't figure that part out).
What am I to do? Everytime I read a .sig containing
some spoked wheel wonder, I shudder and feel pity that
the poor soul has suffered enough. I imagine the owner
scrapping out his (or her) living in a discarded Maytag
refridgerator box, tucked in next to their CX500.
I'm hoping for some deliverance. I had in the past loathed
the Milwaukee machine, but I can actually begin to understand
some of the preaching. There must be hope.
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= The Beav |Mike Beavington| Dod:9733 =
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