data.3news-bydate.test.rec.sport.baseball.104403 Maven / Gradle / Ivy
From: [email protected] (Richard Izzo)
Subject: Re: Royals
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In [email protected] (Randall Rhea) writes:
>The Royals are darkness. They are the void of our time.
>When they play, shame descends upon the land like a cold front
>from Canada. They are a humiliation to all who have lived and
>all who shall ever live. They are utterly and completely
>doomed.
>Other than that, I guess they're OK.
Oh, lighten up. What depresses me is that they might actually
finish last, which I believe hasn't happened since their second season in
1970. Never mind that Gubizca is 0-2 with a 16.50 ERA, Gardner at 7.50,
our main recent acquisitions (Lind, McReynolds, Jose) are averaging .210,
David Cone is 0-2 (about how he was doing in KC before joining the Mets
several years ago), our hitting sucks, and our pitching has collapsed,
and we've won one game at home; they've won more games in their first ten
games than last year, and Brian McRae is actually batting over the
Mendoza line!
rich.