data.3news-bydate.test.rec.sport.baseball.104567 Maven / Gradle / Ivy
From: [email protected] (Alan Sepinwall)
Subject: Re: Yankee fears.
Organization: University of Pennsylvania, School of Arts and Sciences
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I would e-mail this to you, but my mailserver doesn't recognize you or
something.
Anyway, the worst pitcher on the Yanks. If you mean currently on the team,
then I have to go with Scott "I'm a schizophrenic...No, I'm NOT!"
Kamienicki. Sure, occasionally the guy can pitch well for 5 or 6 innings,
but then he starts to go insane. A sure sign that he's losing his stuff
(and his mind) is when he starts to stalk around the mound between batters
and yell at himself.
The worst all-time Yanks pitcher? Gotta go with Ed "New York? I have to
pitch in [gulp] New York?" Whitson. 'Nuff said!
--I'm outta here like Vladimir!
-Alan Sepinwall XVIII
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