data.3news-bydate.test.rec.sport.hockey.53697 Maven / Gradle / Ivy
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: How to beat Pittsburgh!
Summary: Take out player
Distribution: world
Organization: Georgetown University
Lines: 42
In article , Robert Angelo Pleshar writes:
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> NNTP-Posting-Host: po5.andrew.cmu.edu
> In-Reply-To:
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> from Anna Matyas:
>>>Now if we could just clone Chelios's personality and transplant it
>>>into all of the defensemen on the Islanders, Capitals, and Devils...
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>>>Gerald
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>>In other words, you want to turn them all into assholes so they
>>will spend lots of time in the penalty box and get lots of
>>misconducts?
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>>And this comes from a Chelios fan...
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> Yeah, and also be second in the team in scoring and play about 35
> minutes a game and play on the power play and kill penalties and be the
> best defenseman in the league. I'd take a whole team of Chelioses if I
> could. (That way, when one got a penalty the others could kill it!)
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> Ralph
>HOW TO BEAT PITTSBURGH???
I.Mario Lemieux
A.Death
1.Too much Kimo
2.Slash to skull
3.Ask the Rangers (Slashing his wrist????)
II.Jaromir Jagr
A.Deportation
1.Send him back to whatever Commie country
he's from
2.Tell him that Bill Clinton is going too
III.Kevin Stevens
A.Fighting
1.Call Bob Probert
2.Call Tie Domi
3.Call my grandmother (She'd kick his ass)