data.3news-bydate.test.rec.sport.hockey.53849 Maven / Gradle / Ivy
From: [email protected] (Ayari Iskander)
Subject: Re: How to beat Pittsburgh!
Organization: Crin - Inria-Lorraine
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In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] writes:
|> In article , Robert Angelo Pleshar writes:
|> >
|> > NNTP-Posting-Host: po5.andrew.cmu.edu
|> > In-Reply-To:
|> >
|> > from Anna Matyas:
|> >>>Now if we could just clone Chelios's personality and transplant it
|> >>>into all of the defensemen on the Islanders, Capitals, and Devils...
|> >>>
|> >>>Gerald
|> >>
|> >>In other words, you want to turn them all into assholes so they
|> >>will spend lots of time in the penalty box and get lots of
|> >>misconducts?
|> >>
|> >>And this comes from a Chelios fan...
|> >
|> > Yeah, and also be second in the team in scoring and play about 35
|> > minutes a game and play on the power play and kill penalties and be the
|> > best defenseman in the league. I'd take a whole team of Chelioses if I
|> > could. (That way, when one got a penalty the others could kill it!)
|> >
|> > Ralph
|>
|> >HOW TO BEAT PITTSBURGH???
|>
|> I.Mario Lemieux
|> A.Death
|> 1.Too much Kimo
|> 2.Slash to skull
|> 3.Ask the Rangers (Slashing his wrist????)
|> II.Jaromir Jagr
|> A.Deportation
|> 1.Send him back to whatever Commie country
|> he's from
|> 2.Tell him that Bill Clinton is going too
|> III.Kevin Stevens
|> A.Fighting
|> 1.Call Bob Probert
|> 2.Call Tie Domi
|> 3.Call my grandmother (She'd kick his ass)
|>
Since everybody wants to see Pittsburgh players not playing, the
Stanley cup would be devaluated.
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