data.3news-bydate.train.rec.motorcycles.104845 Maven / Gradle / Ivy
From: [email protected] (Michael Maser)
Subject: Re: dogs
Nntp-Posting-Host: uglv.uvic.ca
Reply-To: [email protected]
Organization: University of Victoria, Victoria, BC, Canada
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21 Apr 1993 [email protected] (Ed Green - Pixel Cruncher) Writes:
--In article [email protected], [email protected] (Curtis Jackson) writes:
--writes:
-->}Sheesh, even a trained attack dog is no match for a human,
-->}we have *all* the advantages.
-->
-->I agree with this 100%.
--
--Me, too... for chihuahua's. The police and the military don't train
--dobermans and shephards and use them as weapons because they are so
--easy for the average Joe to defeat barehanded. You may have opposing
--thumbs, but the dog has teeth so effective some of yours are named for
--him. He has IR vision, better hearing and better smell than you do,
--and most likely faster reflexes.
--
--You're on a motorcycle, he's on paws. Roll on and blow him off. He
--doesn't even have net access.
--
--
--Ed Green
C'mon Ed.........
a) All things have their weak areas
b) What's IR....Idiot Response......Dogs have more Rods or Cones (I'm not sure
which?) than humans and this allows their eyes to collect more light in lower
light conditions. Consequently their colour vision is almost non-existant. I
mean, if dogs had built in infra-red vision, the armed forces would be
strapping them to missiles instead of paying a quarter million for IR guidance
capabilities.
c) My dog has net access ! !
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