data.3news-bydate.train.rec.motorcycles.104990 Maven / Gradle / Ivy
From: [email protected] (Jonathan E. Quist)
Subject: Re: DoD Confessional
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Organization: Lachman Technology, Incorporated, Naperville, IL
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In article <[email protected]> [email protected] writes:
>I can't help myself.
>I've tried to be rational,
>to look the other way,
>but everytime it happens,
>its uncontrollable.
>
>I hate pre'80s motorcycles.
Hah. Newbie bait. Everyone knows the first motorcycle
wasn't built until 1893 - there _were_ no pre-'80's motorcycles!
>At first I thought it was a phase. I though I would
>get used to them. It didn't happen. I tried gazing
>at CB750s and 900 customs, but each time I sadistically
>pictured them being hurled off of large precipice
>(I also picture a swarm of german tourists cheering and
>taking holiday snaps, but I can't figure that part out).
You've been watching too much Northern Exposure.
>What am I to do? Everytime I read a .sig containing
>some spoked wheel wonder, I shudder and feel pity that
>the poor soul has suffered enough.
Why? Because our wheels are repairable?
> I imagine the owner
>scrapping out his (or her) living in a discarded Maytag
>refridgerator box, tucked in next to their CX500.
Humph. Obviously, more bait. Everyone knows you don't discard
Maytag boxes. Even after they've become uninhabitable, they're
make a great poor boy's mechanic's creeper.
CX500? Whazzat?
>I'm hoping for some deliverance.
Okay. Let's hear you squeal like a pig.
> I had in the past loathed
>the Milwaukee machine, but I can actually begin to understand
>some of the preaching. There must be hope.
Beware fanatical preaching, lest the residents of Waco, Texas set up
a huge salad bar in your honor...
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Jonathan E. Quist [email protected] Lachman Technology, Incorporated
DoD #094, KotPP, KotCF '71 CL450-K4 "Gleep" Naperville, IL
__ There's nothing quite like the pitter-patter of little feet,
\/ followed by the words "Daddy! Yay!"