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From: [email protected] (Caleb N Cohen)
Subject: Re: How to speed up games (marginally realistic)
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Pablo A Iglesias ([email protected]) wrote:
: I have wondered why a pitcher is given 8 pitches when he enters the
: game.  Let's be serious.  The relief pitcher has normally been
: throwing out in the bullpen for a few minutes.  Does he really need 8
: more pitches?

  If the relief pitcher didn't get 8 pitches, there wouldn't be enough time
to:

  1) Play "Hit The Road Jack"
  2) The Iron City Relief Pitcher Commercial
  3) The announcers to detail to us exactly what drove the 
      previous one from the game
  4) A detailed biography, both personal and statistical, of the 
      new guy throwing his 8 pitches.
  5) Get really cool super-slo-mo pictures for Diamond Vision to put up
      by said pitchers name and stats!

Caleb